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Disjointed Thoughts and Sponsored Promotion

[Music] Michael Jackson Michael hey what's going on guys to be quite honest with you guys today I'm in the mood to just completely eight I just you ever just get up and just you know what I'm gonna hate that's the moon I'm in I'm not feeling nice and who do you got for the canal fight canola triple g i o f all right so recently I've seen uh some of these Tick Tock Swiss just wake up in my Ting she met my boom but I don't know the word and I'm there like are you serious right now because it really does do something to you and it made me realize that I'm I'm lonely I'm lonely notice in the grief about 15 minutes so but like what you're going to do about this loneliness I'm gonna make a whole video just hating on couples on Tick Tock that yeah that's it I don't even care yeah I'm pretty sure I explained the video if you do need a perfect explanation get the oh I I've [ __ ] had enough of you jimbothy Callum you [ __ ] [ __ ] Callum you're such a hoe yeah other than that I feel like we should just roll the intro but here's a word from our sponsor hey have you guys heard of this amazing product called wondershare filmora 11. no well that's why I'm here today I'm here to tell you some of the awesome stuff you can do for more 11. 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multiple clips at once now if you want to try for more for free you can click the link in the description and get started on making your epic videos or whatever you're trying to do hopefully it's not on there thanks to wondershare for sponsoring this video [Music] I wanna take it nice and slow night nice and slow oh my God [Music] I was actually hearing them notes though one more time all right so yeah the songs I think it might be claimed I don't care I'll probably slow it or add some farts out it's like a thing where they're brushing their teeth and you're like huh what's gonna happen and they're suddenly in between the thighs of like um and I don't I should have a basically wow yeah you know what I'm gonna say it I I thought my light was going to explode I don't care what they say that's his that's his sister it's it's probably their sister or they've got Mega game or they're they've got a big penis whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa no I'm joking but I do think that but that look that one there I don't care look like it's just I think yeah he looks like a bean he looks like Corey his name's Corey no don't do this to me don't do this [Music] minus almost not expecting that one minus I've been in the Hills [ __ ] dude I've been in the hill [ __ ] dude okay it's either both miners or he's just the eating he's the white edp445 but you know what I'm actually you know what let's turn this around a bit change the heat into love I'm joking okay this guy doesn't even look that bad man what's with all them looking like miners what's going on are these actually their sisters he's at work bro hold on not I don't know man maybe it's my judging of women's age going completely wrong here I don't know about that one wake up in the morning okay [ __ ] you man like we're trying to we're trying to get the ugly kings in the show wow it's possible to get a nice girlfriend looking like a [ __ ] dream wow oh you know what I changed my mind about that guy he's he's from my TV if it's not dude again I'm gonna get angry now wow you date moment Discord hating below he's loving that one uh yeah I like that one oh I know this guy is the black man when will it be my turn like real talk aside like I'm sick and tired of this now when will it be my turn I just don't I brought my teeth before I see my queen wow he looks like the minion guy she's mid she's mid anyway she's mid she's why is this female doing it well I don't care about that one what the [ __ ] I'm getting sick and Tyler's song now [Music] yeah that one hurt a little bit by the way I'm gonna sing over it sorry I I don't get claimed we can't bring my gaming wow who are you two gay [ __ ] kiss yeah not nice and slow night nice and slow whatever daddy wants that he gets whatever daddy wants you just don't like anymore [Music] yes yeah yeah welcome to the [ __ ] club it's okay though because I got Remnant back she gives me serious sexual attention sometimes someone on Twitter and it really just you know grinding my gears this one I think yeah this is the OG one this is the one I saw on [ __ ] Twitter because he looks like he says the n word you could just tell like he gets angry he has an Xbox controller on his end he's like you [ __ ] what [Music] yeah that's crazy you know did you guys watch the new chainsaw man episode that she was crazy like I'm not gonna lie to you bro I didn't think it would stick to the mango that [ __ ] well like yeah we're gonna now we're gonna cringe ourselves out just to make ourselves a little bit better surprising her on her birthday and asking her to be my girlfriend I'm 17. foreign [Music] oh yeah that one out a little bit waiting for my oh look he's coming in what is that g I've been in the Hills [ __ ] dude I've been in the hill [ __ ] dude I've been in a hill [ __ ] dude what what okay I don't know what's more cringe to him like trying to show like she's like is she's rich or something or like he the way he's just on the grass like it's all y'all doing it in America I just hope he gets robbed I'm gonna keep going at this point I'm gonna see how much I can hate I'm okay like just when you start to feel like sorry if I you just realized she got her [ __ ] whispering to remove the net and like she's paralyzed like [ __ ] you man like stop being cringe I hope he cheats as well well I'm driving I'm relying on my wife for directions this is gonna be funny my passenger princess get a [ __ ] beard is that Dixie dimilio [Music] I started laughing because I was gonna say something so [ __ ] up I hope he gets in the car okay I got stuck now I need so I'm skipping for him oh uh I got gas because I see Nerf for a long time oh crap [ __ ] off man you [ __ ] off man you [ __ ] oh real talk like if you do this [ __ ] like I get I get listen I get being this is why I respect private couples like bro we don't care like I'm happy for you I guess I don't care I'm obviously joking if you couldn't tell then I'm I'm a really good actor hire me for EastEnders never mind don't because EastEnders sucks dick yeah that's been today's video you might be sure I don't care I don't give a [ __ ] I was just in the mood to hate I made it into a video you have a great day to all the people who are single especially my the Kings the Kings stay hanging there you'll have it sometime one day we gonna get it bye foreign [Music] [Music]