[Music] so I've got a lot to say this is a this is a very passionate topic for me I for the longest time was the number one Chipotle Enthusiast I'm pumping my fist I'm singing The Gospel I used to love Chipotle I would get a Chipotle burrito after every single lift back in college so 5 six days a week I beting at Chipotle burrito and it was the highlight of my my culinary day and over the last five or so years it's become irredeemable dog [ __ ] I either get it ice cold or even if it's prepared properly the ingredients are so low quality it's like burnt ends of chicken and dog food Matt is on the wrong side of History this is such a weird video for me because we are arguing about this I agree but my argument was never that I don't like MO my argument is that chipotle is not dog [ __ ] um so I guess I'm the Chipotle Defender but I like Mo too so the reason I just had Mo for the first time in a long time and I was like wow this is like what I remember Chipotle being good like this is back when Chipotle was in its Heyday and it just reminded me of how mediocre Chipotle is all right and I I'll admit to the fact that based on zero scientific research I think Chipotle has higher quality ingredients what I always say is I I was just yelling about this I don't ever go hey I want a burrito should I get Chipotle or Moos my brain goes I'm craving Chipotle or I'm craving Mo cuz they're completely different in my head that almost feels like an in between Taco Bell and Chipotle for me but it you're adamit that I'm wrong on this I'm Adit that you are wrong for what it's worth I don't think Chipotle is like the worst food in the world it's not BK tier it's not Long John Silvers it's more disappointment that brings the fire out of my soul about it because it used to be great it used to be somehow you always get the worst Chipotle they like take the trash and put it in your last time Matt and I got chipotle from the highest rated Chipotle in Tampa I got a full avocado pit that nearly broke my teeth which was the second time he got an avocado pit in his burrito right because we said let's try the high ranking one since you've already gotten an avocado pit and he got another mhm mhm all right so let's start off like the uni bomber makes my Chipotle all right let's start queso guac and chips right off the bat I don't think these are even on a playing field I think most queso in high school we used to send one person to get a cup of queso to go to Chipotle with it because we like Chipotle but most queso um I think it just blows it out of the water and their chips are free and the qual quantity of chips well so I think the quality too if you pull that out it's probably going to be oh it's not is it soggy no it's usually very soggy you want this one no want those yeah dry run first it's like cereal without milk it doesn't feel right yeah I agree you want to do another dry run yeah these are saltier yeah I like the salt on these for me these have a slight Edge it's mostly the salt there's a lot of salt on that yeah these aren't properly salted like there's a few titly Winks of salt crystals in there but not much as we both know though you're not going to M for the quality that's so [ __ ] you're so wrong all right I'm going to start chips and queso on this side yeah let's let's both do that wait did you just cross Beams I almost did it again let me sh that's chip and gel I'm not going to sit here say it's bad that's good chip in queso that's fine there's a nice Spice in the queso yeah it's got a kick yep it's okay all right let me I think MOS queso is significantly better yeah just look at the drip you don't find that with Chipotle mhm mhm yeah that just I don't even need a second one that just wins it's not close here's the other thing for me as a Chipotle Defender I'm doing a bad job so far but we're just on appetizers I don't like Chipotle guacamole I like MOS guac because I don't like onions in my guac oh is that right yep I actually so I don't remember the last time I had Chipotle B leg guac without an avocado pit so this would be a good experience to see what it actually tastes like without pain good guac I just hate when I get an onion in my mouth if you get a pit in your mouth I'm leaving I didn't it's very plain what's the definitely tastes more fresh to me I just wish it didn't have onions in it I think most guac is better this is like this is basically like the Gold's Gym of guac it's everything you need like the Bare Essentials yeah my one thing I agree my one thing is it just feels like older avocado than this I might be talking out my ass it just feels that way in my mouth I I can't carbon date it but it feels fine check the rings on the avocado all right so I'm going to go appetizers I think Mo's got the best dip chips Chipotle squeaked it out cuz of the salt that's where I'm at he took the onions out this one wins for me so I think this one has to win I'm going chip and walk here P so to m i mean just make sure I haven't had cheese in a long time confirmed yep they win all right myth busted give me give me Chipotle burrito right now well we want both burritos yeah but no we're starting with Chipotle right now so we did the they've had salmonella out breaks a couple times right like it's been more than once I will say I don't think it's salmonella it's aoli e and I mean that can happen to anybody let's accuse him of the right thing you're right your point it's not to be fair a lot of times I can come from the Romain as well it's almost always the lettuce um cheers thank God we both like our burritos the same way we did them a favor by heating this up before then cuz I bet it was cold well also traveled but even when I go there in person it's usually ice cold if they would get a big bowl and ask you what you want in your burrito and scoop that into the big bowl and mix it all together and put that in the burrito it would be infinitely better it's always like they wrap it yeah it's always like here's your chicken here's your rice here's one full mouth of sour cream one full mouth of guac and I'm like bro rotate my burito the correct way please that's why I get a bowl I shake it up and then I get side tortillas exactly I and then I just [ __ ] so I'm assuming does yours have any cheese cuz all my chees mine has all of the cheese okay mine has some cheese in the bag does yours have chicken no no I haven't found any chicken yet I think my chicken's right at the bottom in a little bit I will also say as the Chipotle Defender let me flip a little more there is nothing worse than Uber Chipotle um I swear to God that company has sent out memos saying give half por so all my chicken is actually just in the ass of it wait are we holding the entire burrito right now yeah yeah that's what I'm talking about that's an Uber burrito for you like well I mean you guys have also been sitting here eating it for like twoes I also only took two bites it was very was a little it it legitimately was like this big I think it was legit the size of my look how much extra wrapping is back here because of how small that is typically when I go in the store and get one it breaks and they have to ramp you're starting to you're starting to see what's what's gone wrong with Chipotle not playing your part very well I'm sorry I did start the video saying I've never all I did was say I thought they had higher quality ingredients got to go to myip yep so the mediocrity right mhm yep I'm seeing what you're saying I probably got maybe a single chicken nuggets worth of chicken in that entire say the same thing I just got a bite of chicken for the first time what was that like terrible right [ __ ] terrible right it sucks it does the little bit I did get is probably hard quality the most dam look at that immediately just look at the size like come on I think we know how this video is ending but let's keep going most went through that period of time where it was all about rock music do you remember that I do you'd walk in and they'd be like slash is on the wall slash loves burritos and I was like whoa see look at this though immediately chicken it's just so I I won't lie with you there that cross-section everybody's going to rip on us for how we get burritos when I show this but much better cross-section it's okay no beans no lettuce well lettuce is trash especially I normally do guac from the side on it as well um but that's not in the spirit of science so much better that is really good now it tastes a little less high quality no no no no I'm really my my sheet of ice is melting faster than it is on Mother Earth I been saying it Chipotle I don't know what happened it has gone to the birds though like they do not actually put the same ingredients they did 10 years ago that's me the god that's good oh man we put a little bit of that c on I just did that let me get little more M I'm going to [ __ ] my P and he's going to like it we all will because that's what America's about I also do think the ingredients are higher quality at M I'll say it I think I think the rice is much better I think the chicken is always much better in Chipotle we didn't get any chicken so you didn't get to experience it it's always just like the [ __ ] burnt ends here's the thing though I go to Chipotle they have a whole stove and Grill back there and they're cooking all the [ __ ] right there and they bring it out and then I go to Moe's and they've got these little like heating squares that's just like steaming the rice in the Square I don't know F by me if the rice comes out this good all right let's move on before I eat too much look at that you got a little look at that though dinner tray damn I've seen the like brother when that first Chipotle burrito had maybe 6 gr of protein in it maybe of chicken like that [ __ ] would there is more chicken in that than that entire burrito and it's just on the top layer and there is more chicken in this than pretty much all of a chip factory this one's more appealing to me currently um that is more appealing to you than this yeah it's just it looks nice you can see that's a real case idea you can see through it a little bit it looks like a 3D printed case idea this is a real case look at the wrinkles look at the rug all right let me this is stupid it's got a [ __ ] kangaroo pouch of just tortilla that's your handle see so you can carry it like a purse that's so much real estate they could fill with chicken they the sour cream or something like I'm actually I'll I'll support you on that this is all open yeah so this is your actual [ __ ] food here I'm not big Chipotle anymore let's let's dive in get your sour cream yeah thank you that's ice cold I cold it's [ __ ] ice cold it's cold and really dry this is terrible we even put this in a goddamn heat lamp Pico Deo in my [ __ ] do no there shouldn't be any Pico Deo there's goddamn Pico Deo in there look at that and you'll still like it I I don't think I will no yeah you will you know what I'm moving on I think it comes default and you still like it don't you and you still like it don't you you're goddamn right I do I'm not a Pico guy either but it's still so good the little bits of good I got in the Chipotle burrito were still good this is smacking that currently oh wow oh hey give me give me a chip so I can get some queso on this B of course oh you got I got them see this is what it's all about you got to prove your friends wrong sometimes I told you I would like to revert back to the beginning where I said I don't dislike Mo yeah but the fact you even put Chipotle and mo in like the same ballpark is offensive to me like even Shane was shocked and he's dumb I don't know why I said even Shane you take the Pico out and you get it with the queso in there you're flying High I mean we've basically invented my order which is the stack which comes with queso and they put a hard tortilla shell in there so it's like there's chips and queso inside unreal didn't get a stack no we didn't get a stack cuz there's no comparable you know the other thing this is just us two against Chipotle now it's we the people against Chipotle moose has cookies we tried to find a single dessert at Chipotle none nothing well the dessert is the Eola you get later can I have a bowl of lettuce I'm looking to K myself that's a joke for legal purposes it happened a couple times CH need to get to together and when I went into Mo cuz I got it at Mo they're playing 2004's Funky Monkey on the TV damn mhm monkey did they give you the three individual Tacos yeah isn't that interesting each one wrapped with love and care what's that slop mush You could argue that that's uh tacos You could argue that that's just more wasteful reason that's very wasteful well luckily they're not wasting anything cuz there's no chicken there's no lettuce there's no cheese you know what is interesting is they missed the taco with the cheese and cheesed in between the two tacos that's not a taco that's the middle of two tacos all right oh wow let's just hey let me see one of your tacos with your chicken in there real quick bud oh actually that's kind of close this actually looks like the best thing we had that's the best taco so far from there all right I was looking at this pile of [ __ ] can you hold that up real quick yeah that that joke take there's more than meech the eye it really folds down there nice Taco it looks so good I hate to be a Chipotle fan that one's good no all right let me try it you can try this yeah pass me another Taco oh yeah it's the better Cas though I'm eating lunch that's a good taco I'd never get a taco from Mo or Chipotle to be fair I just get a burrito who [ __ ] is tacos babies babies that's a good taco it's a better Taco right this is the only one I'm giving them neck and neck person I have to try yours real quick but you got the only one that had actual Chicken in it so I think when you get chicken I got chicken and it was pretty solid okay I'm just going to like laser target where a piece of chicken is pretty I like the tortilla a lot I agree with that this one's a little more of like a thick flower tortilla this one's that true like stretchy tortilla yeah I like the stretchy one better I I'm a fair man I'll give Chipotle the taco and the other stuff we had with dog [ __ ] I will give Chipotle the taco shell but I still think the ingredients are better in the Moose the Moose Taco the shell is better though at Chipotle no so just a rehap here I liked Chipotle Taco Chipotle chips and chipot L guac and then everything else from Mo and you liked the chips from Chipotle and and the tortilla shell and the shell okay it's going to be close what could we possibly you want Taco what about the part where you walk into Mo and they verbally assault you where they I mean they did give me a hard time no no I meant they literally yell at you when you walk in oh yeah we didn't talk about that do they still do that I think they they should stop they should stop they should stop that not the one I went oh that's part of the culture yeah and there are such things as toxic work cultures I also do like one other point from most they've got that Coca-Cola Freestyle pick flip freestyle thing yeah that all the flavors real good stuff it is do have a napkin all right point off for Mo no napkin um so I think you're coming to the right side of History I am and I actually would really like to do the Uber versus pickup triple we the extreme difference I'm more than willing to do that what if it's is Uber a scam oh what if it's Uber well the answer is okay I don't know how like Chipotle specifically on Uber is like plus $25 for a burrito it's ridiculous and minus 50% ingredients no now are you leaving liking Mo's more than Chipotle is the thing yes I do still stand by my original point though that for I just feel like the the ingredients in terms of quality are higher at bule but I like the flavor more at most I just I don't know I disagree I don't I don't think it's based on nothing except my brain that's true I guess we looked up the the stats he tried to I tried to look up the quality difference and there's nobody's ever tread through those Waters Chien is cooked in soybean oh what's Chipotle's cooked in nothing sunflow sunflower oril that's that's equally bad both sunflower is better I thought you were going to say like avocado or Olive yeah if it was olive oil that'd be actually huge there on this video yeah if it was olive oil that would but sunflowers are pretty think about that versus a soybean yeah but yeah that's the word soy in it that's true we're not soy that is bad okay so MO is our clear winner winner here I've come over from the Chipotle side hey let's leave hey Chipotle get it together yeah if you want our help let us know we've offered this to so many people no one's taken us up yet nobody takes us up we'll give you get some chicken nuggets going you used to be one of the best used to be one of the absolute best now look at you and you can get back to it and you just hire us or get better ingredients yeah that well we don't know about that there's no science yet so hey great work good work we missed that yep one more one more [Music]