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Humor and Relationships in Everyday Situations

Hey gorgeous, anyone sitting here? Mmm, it's wet. Great!

Sitting in the wet is my thing. I'm Dustin, what's your name? Did you really wet your pants for this task, my dear? No, I want to buy you a coffee.

But first, yeah, I want to know your name. What happened here? Oh, I'm sorry, sorry, it was an accident, if you know what I mean. Two cups of coffee, please.

Okay. I have to go. Wait, what about coffee? When? Whenever you say.

Okay. That's how I'll call you. Stranger. By the way, my name is Flo. So, how about coffee tomorrow?

Yeah. I'll call you. Yeah. Wait.

Well, you have experience and great preferences. That's actually all that I need. And if you don't have any questions and you're happy with everything, the driver position is yours.

Oh, thank you. I'm definitely happy with everything. When can I start? Didn't I mention it?

No. My bad. Today. Great. Then I'll be waiting you by the car.

No, no, no, not for me. You'll be my daughter's driver. She's just about to go for her medical treatment.

Chloe! Yeah? Sweetie, come over here. I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm ready to go. Sweetie, meet your new driver. Hi. Oh, Dustin. Hello.

Very nice to meet you. Shall we go? Yes, yes, sure. Great. Excuse me!

Oh. You forgot something. Yeah.

Take care of her. Of course. I Listen, I guess I should mention that... We met a few weeks ago.

I was sitting in the wet. Yes, I remember. Well... Here's the thing, I wanted to call you.

I just had a... You don't! I'm asking you, don't make it exist. You're not the first one. I'm really sorry.

I wish I hadn't lost your number. No. You didn't lose it. You drop it in the puddle. I...

I... Don't worry about it. It's not even my number. It's a Pizza Place number. I give it to everyone.

Pizza Place? Why do you give Pizza Place number? Because I'm tired of waiting. It's the same thing every time.

We're here. Get your hands off me. Your job description says driver, not loader. Come back at six. Good.

Thanks. What is that? Uh...

That... Damn... I bought you some ice cream, but I didn't think it's...

Wait... I'm sorry, I'll clean it up tonight. I like it with nuts. Just so you know.

Oh... Pretty good. Okay, I'm ready.

Ready for what? For your complaints about the new driver. Come on! Feel free.

Tell me what's wrong with this one. He's fine. Let him stay. That was...

unusual. Really glad that you are... getting home.

So Anthony, what your parents do for a living? Breeding dogs. Well, you know, the big ones with long hair.

As a matter of fact, we had ten new puppies last month. Wow! Ten new puppies! So sweet. I apologize for barging in but if you want to be on time for a ...treatments, it's time to go.

Yes, Dustin, we're almost done here. Honey, you should think about Anthony's proposal. And then let me know. There's nothing to think about it. I agree.

I will marry him. Wow, so quick. Well, then... Maybe we can meet tomorrow as families and discuss......veining plans. Great.

I'll tell my parents then. See you tomorrow? Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. Shall we go?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Not that it's any of my business, but why are you marrying him? I mean, you obviously don't even like him.

Yeah, you're right. It's none of your business. We're dating.

You know what you're saying? You know what? To hell with these treatments.

It's not even helping anyway. Just take me somewhere. Like where?

Anywhere. It's up to you. Say no more.

Oh! Take it! Thanks! So, you brought me to an outdoor movie theater in the rain. Yeah.

Didn't anyone tell you that you're a genius? Why? Oh you can't see anything!

Just a sec! Wow! It didn't make difference!

It's better now! There's a dude over there talking to chick or is that another dude? Oh I watch this movie I like it!

Really? Yeah! Anyway he's a lawyer and he used to always lying to acquit his client. This guy, Jim Carrey, his ability to lie has given him a successful career. But he has also lied and made excuses for his ex-wife and son.

And so on his birthday, his son makes a wish that for one day his dad doesn't lie. And that's when it all starts. Um, well, it starts what?

I fell asleep. Damn, I was drinking a beer and I fell asleep at this point. Woke up at the credits. That's awesome. I promise we will watch it.

Sometimes. It was fun. My dad often invites different guys to his house. Either the son of his friends or someone else. I think he pays them, but I don't blame him.

He's just afraid that I'll be alone. Thank you. Thank you.

Get away, oh Morning Morning We're here Wait, morning? Yep Finally Will you help me get in? Yeah, sure.

Be careful. Yeah. You farted. Don't joke like that. Put me down.

Okay. You're not joking. My father will send you the money. What's wrong?

What's the matter? I should be home right now. I have to get ready for dinner with my fiancé.

It was nice to meet you. I want ice cream. Okay.

Uh, right away. He's so kind. Anyone sit in here.

Dustin? What are you doing here? It's wet!

Eloy, what are you doing? Nice! Sitting in the wet.

It's my thing. I'm Dustin. What's your name?

Did you really wet your pants for this to ask my name? No, I want to buy you a coffee. But first, I want to know your name. Okay. Hello.

Hi, uh, two margaritas with extra cheese, please. He's very funny. What about coffee?

When? Right now. Let's go.

What is going on here? I'm leaving. I guess wedding is canceled.

Unfortunately. I'm so, so sorry. This is for you.

This is for you. Thanks. Have a nice evening.

Anthony! Sit down! Please! That's it. I'll pay your checks.