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Lecture on Emotional Interactions, Strategy, and Humor

oh here's something Benji's cool time Summer Jams mix oh no I probably don't want to listen to that I want to listen to I want to listen to it we don't need to [Music] April don't judge me uh oh looks like someone's going to be late for a meeting oh race you really isn't that a little childish oh bye an sorry I got to go hey oh councilman Hower sorry nice to see you as always bye I just can't let Jerry leave here with nothing and go home to an empty life well I'll help with anything just promise we'll do it quickly making us a mac and cheese pizza for day mac and cheese pizza you're making that yeah hey Derek what a defeat man I mean I did not expect to win by that much but I warned you I'm a good bowler whatever I'll J look aside I want to say that I actually had fun and I'm really looking forward to your vote in the spring yeah I'll just write in I'm sorry what did you just say just ignore him he's being a jerk I said she's a oh my God what the hell I'm so sorry I'm so sorry that was awesome I'm so sorry oh look oh here's that photo op you wanted ow sorry I uh got you another melan Tei thanks listen that guy is a jerk and if you ask me he smells like success he smells like success you know what I smell like uh Teriyaki hairpiece smell like the guy it's always coming up short you know what I'm just sick of it Tommy fresh was my dream now no one's ever going to smell it but me I can smell your dreams Tom I can and I can smell them from here and honestly they smell terrible heyy it's got to be Feinstein's car give me give me a Tommy fresh why give me Tommy fresh [Laughter] he going to smell your dreams now you okay is it that bad oh my God it's unbelievable oh Saturday at the firm with Ben okay we dissolve the loan out and file bankruptcy that way only our clients have claimed to the assets great idea that we had a month ago the problem is the trust still has claimed of the property then we dissolve the trust clients ab and F they would have to agree but if they went for it we could arbitrate he's right we never thought of that oh oh Ben Ben say it again but this time I'm going to turn the light on like you just had an idea sure sure yeah I'm with you um okay uh what if we dissolve the trust yes you just cracked the case I'm just doing my job here is a check for $25,000 for your charity go out there and help some kids with their pink eye or whatever it is you guys are doing Mr Feinstein thank you this is extremely generous it's nothing really I'm happy to help this check is made out to go yourself in your face Dennis Feinstein helps no man get the hell out of my office he what's your problem man okay guys guys just hold hold on SEC okay Mr Feinstein with all due respect you are a major dick what run get my crossbow crossbow what the you will pay for this playing action card build a bell tower inside your Citadel my Shaman cast a toy bur spell on your Prosperity tile looks like someone's out of resource gems uh-oh [Laughter] what's so funny oh no no no you're a smart guy clearly picked up some flashy tricks but you made one crucial mistake you forgot about the essence of the game it's about the cones move my Abbot to the ocean hex which moves my brinksman to the devil's Lair and pushes my Farmer yes my humble farmer directly into the central [Applause] cone yeah man we did it this whole company is ours oh no it's not that's mine it's all mine for the record I did invent this game but it doesn't even matter because I won and I get another chance to prove that there is something truly special about ponie yes there is it's the home of the architect let's talk I'm on top of the world Andy what are you doing oh hey hey Chris just wanted me to drop off these receipts oh well he's not here he took off okay uhoh hello sir we're sober we would like to get tattoos in our bodies cuz we love each other tattoos this is a pawn shop but yeah sure I can do that it's going to happen look what he's doing he's breaking pen this is the idea of the century right here come here hey everybody I'm Ben listen we of course are here to celebrate Donna and Joe and I have to say you know getting married is the bravest most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you're just like what it's you I love you you're my sexy roommate we love each other he's talking about me yes I am baby doll look Don and Joe are great you all are great great and this wedding is going to be amazing let's get some music and dancing going and I am Ben Wyatt and I very much approve this [Music] message you want me to shut that down no I like it let the little man dance Hey crust on the bottom filling crust on top what am I describing a pie no but you're in the right Zone oh calzone sure pies are just sweet calzones honey and I'm good at making calzones you're amazing I can win this thing of course you can baby get in there and start baking talking about the highway to the Calon Zone hey did you hear back from Elise oh yeah we're good the iow is not going to protest uses how's your pie I don't know I didn't make a pie okay how is your dessert calzone it's ready question is are they hello pony I'm ranada Rota Freddy spaghetti couldn't make it today he bumped his noodle there was sauce everywhere it was just streaming out of his face it was really scary all right if you're happy and you know it clap your hands if you're happy and you know it clap clap your hands hey kids it's me Freddy spaghetti hey I thought you were playing an eagle to all I know is this guy showed up made me a much better off for I Am All About The Money Baby cooked in itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka Doling greeny that she made for the first time that day coffee in the morning oh my God I hope you don't mind we decided to throw you a pizza party to say congrats for cracking the case oh my God you guys see what we got here wait a second that's not pizza those are czo I love C we know I think it's safe to say I made the right choice what's up guys speaking of which how's the new gig coming well I got a raise and my fridge is full of calzones so not complaining I will not yield nor will I yield for the rest of the evening a filibuster are you duking on my chest right now no gross and yes it's a filibuster okay I am not willing to let you deprive me she has on roller skates she's going to be strapped into those things for hours I know this is a dire situation but I swear to God this is like a crazy sex fantasy for me you guys you guys be cool what's going on I kind of convinced Ben to prank you guys and it got a little out of hand I probably should have said no to some of his ideas but he's on his way here right now here he is just be cool hey guys what's up um oh I just remembered can I show you something out to the front area and leave your cell phones uh because of no reason just leave anything that can't get wet actually like you would normally okay here we go to the parking lot now wow this is really sad yep follow to me guys just go into the parking lot for normal government reasons sorry I can't go through with this I was going to pull a prank no yeah I hired these guys in ski masks to kidnap us and I was going to pretend to be a hero they were going to shoot me and drive the van into the river and that's when the divers would go in pull you guys out of the water and I would be standing on the shore like hey get pranked much what the I even got these squibs from his special effects guy and I was going to say this code word and that's when I would push this button no no [Applause] no oh my God you got blood all over me thank you I mean it Ben that was amazing best prank ever [Music]