listen I'm under the firm belief that this is a shared experience our brains work in mysterious and magical ways and one of those things that our brains does do brains do is believe the second that we check out of a hotel the wonderful people that work at the hotel I feel like I'm never going to meet them again I feel like they don't know me I don't know them they're gone deleted a remnant of my past they won't even remember me because apparently that's how it works if you go on Reddit and you look up all the weird sh the people leave in their hotel rooms after checking out you're going to see it's like people don't including myself don't realize that you need a government ID to check into a hotel they know who you are they know what you've done they know your address and they know you're freaking nasty one housekeeper on Reddit said one young lady stuck her used pad on the wall the blood acted as the glue and cemented the used pad onto the wall it fused with the drywall by the time that we came in one front desk staff said a raccoon trap someone left me a raccoon trap you know those giant cages and then you walk inside the cage and then all of a sudden the trap door closes and now you're fing Stuck Inside the Cage what were they doing with the raccoon trap inside of a hotel room I feel like that's like something you should investigate that's a little kinky okay recently in China though something else was trapped okay a we chat text thread goes viral because of something that was left inside of a hotel room and he's the one that told me this he brought this part to my attention and he did not know the iceberg that's underneath this okay so the text thread in question is a group chat filled with 39 people a giant group chat and one of the girls is there and she texts into the group which one of you was the last to leave the hotel room reply ASAP or I'm leaking the photos most of the 39 people in the group chat they just kind of ignore her because it wasn't them so who cares if she leaks the photos or not there's no photos to be leaked about them honestly what could even be in the photos so whoever this girly pop is she's not fing around she stays true to her promise and she leaks the evidence onto social media and the evidence in question because you're like why would this random ass group chat go viral is information that one of the 39 people one of the people in this group chat the last one to leave the hotel room had left a personal belonging behind for the hotel staff to deal with it it was a part of them that they left behind in the hotel something that had once been a part of their body they detached it and left it for the hotel housekeep a steaming hot pile of sh inside of the bathtub someone took a sh inside the bathtub and then left the hotel they left they checked out of the hotel how can you look the front desk in the eye when you give them your key card when you know full well deep in your soul that you have left a pile of in the bathtub within days this release screenshot goes viral and everyone in China it it was screenshot of the tech the conversation of the group chat it's not the photo of the poop no I don't think we have a photo of the poop okay and everyone in China wants to freaking know who just tell us who was the last one to leave the hotel room who left the sh that's what China was on about okay I just want to say that but I know there's so many other questions too though because like why honest I think it's the this person who left is probably the most shocking part because no you don't think so so there's so many questions like why is there a group chat with 39 people why were they all at this hotel together what were they doing why is there [ __ ] in the bathroom what's going on this group chat is one of the biggest chess events chess competition tournaments in China everyone in that group chat minus a few organizers like all 30 something people are chess Champions a lot of them nationally recognized some of them globally recognized or at least well known about chess champ Chinese chess Chinese chess chines you cannot attend this Chess Championship unless you are one of the top rated Chinese chess players you're not invited still a big deal Chinese chess cuz huge deal you got billions of people so it's like one in a billion you know and then people like globally they play Chinese we play Chinese chess I like Chinese chest more than regular chest yeah yeah it's more fast it's faster yeah now these people they live breathe do everything revolving around chess and one of them just took a sh in the bathtub and left it so what the fork is going on before we get into that though um I do want to say let me just grab myself a drink I don't know about you but uh my digestion sometimes sucks and I read the other day that hot girls have stomach issues and so I was like oh my God are you calling me hot and then I realized um no I just have stomach issues and that is not something to brag about okay I have been trying to improve my gut health for a long time I think it's a never-ending journey I think it gut health is a maintenance Journey as well and I just know that kombucha is really good for my gut health I've done my little research my personal research I'm not a medical professional I realize something when you go to Korea nobody really drinks kombucha out the glass bottle and I'm like that's crazy because Koreans are obsessed with their digestive system they're obsessed with kimchi they're obsessed with like fermented foods everybody drinks kombucha in packages and I was like what that doesn't even make sense and my mom is like you're doing it weird if you're not doing it like this I was not a daily kombucha girly until everyday's released their kombuchas I have been obsessed with everyday for years they're kjack jelly my mom is obsessed with this kjack jelly I'm obsessed with this conj jelly but the same goes for their kombucha listen they have so many flavors I know you see the packaging B21 I know you see the packaging this one is the green grape pineapple passion fruit grapefruit black tea lemon ginger okay this one's the peach this is my second favorite everyday does their Peach it's so good and then this one's a strawberry kiwi this one is my absolute favorite the way it works is you open it up and this is perfect for traveling because you know how vacation girlies can't poop now you can they come in these cute little travel siiz travel friendly airport friendly oh I'm sorry I'm doing it the wrong way cuz I'm so focused on telling you about it you rip this and then you throw it in there sometimes I mix it with regular water like today sometimes I mix it with uh sparkling water sparkling water is really good too I just don't have any because I've drinken like so many of these in the past week but you just mix it up like this and if you see any colorful sediments in your glass that's perfectly normal and it's because everyday uses 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solved within a day or two because like I said we have the shared experience of once we check out of a hotel room I don't know what the fork is going on in there but I'm out of here that's not how it works the room with the pile of in the bathtub is very quickly identified to be that of Yang Chang Longs Yang Chang what I mean he's truly only the champion of that your's Chinese chess tournament title that year sorry got a new set of aligners and my mouth be changing shape every every day I wake up and the inside of my mouth if you x-rayed it is different also they shaved the back of my teeth did you know that they shaved the back of my teeth my orthodontist took a piece of me like this man's okay shaved the back of my teeth and now I got all this extra real estate my dog doesn't know what to do I got all this extra real estate in my mouth um no he is legitimately the champion of that yours Chinese chess tournament the king of Chinese chess is his title his literal title you win the title of king of Chinese chess the King has sharded in the bathtub as he should no like that's some King [ __ ] no but he looks he looks not like a bathtub shter look at this man holding his certificate that looks like your dad would your dad sh in a bathtub yeah oh that is not the response I was expecting oh no no okay okay hold on weo weo would your dad in a bathtub no okay not the spot time was expecting so I don't know and your dad I feel I'm not going to go there this man has been playing chess since 1992 how many of you guys were he was cuz he's F old were alive in 1992 not me not I your dad your dad is okay I don't even know what the air was like in 1992 because I'm So Young now after it's uncovered that Yang is making pit stops to the [ __ ] stop in the bathtub he is stripped of his title and his prize money which I believe was like $144,000 he's publicly humiliated and accused of disturbing public order the story goes viral and everybody wants to know sir Mr Young why the hell did you in the bathtub it's also they said it's adult-sized very smelly a little wet should probably get it checked out okay and it belongs to the king of Chinese chess now nobody knows this this is the $14,000 question if you will young smart man does not try to deny the poop in the bathroom, because he lost his prize money $4,000 because of the Scandal okay yeah this is his story got to lube up for this Lube up do you know that yapping causes dry lips I sacrifice a lot to be a yapper it takes a physical toll on my body now this is his story I won the tournament and I thought I could celebrate by drinking with my friends in the hotel room but I guess I got a little bit too excited I got lost in the sauce he didn't say that I'm saying that but he states he lost track of how many drinks he's had until his stomach starts cramping and he's thinking the alcohol it's going to give me explosive diarrhea I can feel it he's literally going to be a party pooper he ends the party early he rushes his friends out he said go [ __ ] play Chinese chess in your own rooms he spends the entirety of his victory night holding onto both sides of the wall and squirming on the toilet there's Echoes there's Dynamite there's BTS cuz Dynamite okay he's releasing his I think it's spinal messaging like they're on my mind and Jin is out and he's so sweet he was hugging all of the female Army fans and he wore this giant board on his chest that says I love you because in Korean culture like hugs intimate because you know girls have their chest that they don't want to put on Strangers and so he was wearing this like giant board on his chest so that girls would feel comfortable hugging him that's what I'm going to do with you anyway the chest the king of Chinese chest is releasing his inner demons and every time he thinks wow that's good now okay he will walk back to the living area of the hotel room and the feeling hits again he's got to go there's no time he's holding his butt cheeks clamping them squeezing them together running back to the toilet but at one point he's showering he's like I got to get away from these nasty smells you know when it just like follows you his butthole is about to rip like velcro the toilet is allegedly 10 ft away over 10 ft away 10 ft away that's pretty close oh that's like I'm 8 ft it's really close what do you like he couldn't make it to the toilet yes he says there's no way he can make it though far that's why he shs in the tub that is what Young is saying okay but the reporters are still scratching their heads because it makes sense until you start thinking about what he just said and then it doesn't make sense first of all neens they're all in the comments I'm an architect trust me I've designed buildings on Minecraft for 10 years trust me bro I graduated from chingua architect School bro why the fork is the hotel bathroom so big they said there's no way in a hotel the toilet is 10 ft away from the shower what are you in the presidential sweet they're saying it doesn't make sense but then some netizens said actually Chinese hotels are known for having very irregular bathroom shapes to maximize space so okay fine check mate young check [ __ ] mate but why did you leave this in the bathtub why couldn't you sprinkle it down because it's stuck he did say that he's getting a little nervous now at this point in the interview he's jumbling his words up he's shifting side to side like he's very uncomfortable we don't really have direct quotes but he said something along the lines of I'm just a village boy okay I tried I tried to clean it I tried to clean the poop but it already was time to leave time to check out so I left none of this makes sense how do you just knowingly leave poop why don't you call the cleaning staff why don't you call the front desk and say hey you know what can I get a few more minutes I got something coming down the pipeline I got to take care of Yang does not clarify any further so like any good mystery neens start coming up with their own theories ranging from a poop Kink to losing a bet to severe IBS irritable bowel syndrome but then something very strange happens neens decide to agree on the same Theory they said two words anal beats bada bing bada boom bada bing bada beads okay beads he stuck intimate Funtime devices beads like edamame up his butt well they're huge well they come in different sizes and now he needs to get it out of his body you don't flush that down the toilet they're not cheap and it's going to clog his body's not going to absorb it either so it's like you got to release the dam he goes over the bathtub thinking I'm just going to take out the Beats allegedly but then boom boom releases the damn release the Kraken the be flowing okay other stuff starts coming up that's what happened end of story mystery solved that's a Chinese nzen said we're done here I'm like what do you mean mystery solved mystery not freaking solved mystery thicker why would this man have anal beads in his bum like one nzen commented he's 50 he should have known better the anal sphincter is not what it used to be what do you mean you can't just what another one wrote there's and then there's this I mean fine great comments I chuckled but why I need answers the answer is that some people like to play chess with stuff shoved up their butts it's very very frowned upon in the chess community and there is a reason for it by the way it's not like the chess Community just has a stick up their ass or rather they don't have a stick up their ass okay but there are reasons for this and just to get the story straight they're not plugs very different beads that's what the chess Community is all about we want to know yeah what's better are you asking me or in the comments in the comments oh okay because plugs and beads are very different experiences so you just need to make that distinction very loud and clear now why does the chess Community why would they get up in arms about some beats about a year before this incident before the poopy bathtub in China there was a very big incident at one of the biggest regular chess tournaments in the whole world in the US Miami Suddenly at the front door middle of the tournament so like they had a few days of chess playing and I don't know what chess players do okay and then all of a sudden in the middle of the tournament they have military grade scanners set up at the door it's like a TSA check M every single person walking in has to be scanned not just their bags or belongings which is pretty normal in an organized event but their bodies have to be scanned they're getting randomly search strip searched almost why why why would you need that at a chest tournament okay that doesn't make sense they're looking for anal beads I'm going to get bad boys bad boy this is more unhinged than poopy bathtubs it involves $100 million anal training and a chess player named Magnus Carlson do you know Magnus Carlson even I've heard of Magnus Carlson Magnus is the highest ranked chess player in history not right now not during his career Span in history of Chess this is not an opinion but a fact he is literally the greatest of all time because in history he's like the highest ranked the chess Community said the ability he has to stay calm under stress is insane other Grandmasters so in chess you become a Grandmaster that means you're like a Master Shifu you like that okay and it's stated that if a Grandmaster there's two Grandmasters playing if I start attacking your pieces 10 times in a row that's usually like the magic limit every person it doesn't matter how long you've been playing chess it doesn't matter if you're chess Prodigy you will start to feel the heat the psychological stress will show and it will impact your next moves and some people will be impacted more or less than other people Magnus they said is the only person you could be attacking all of his pieces 15 moves in a row no defense moves only offense he will not be worn down he will psychologically be even more chill there was actually this is crazy okay so this is all that grand Masters have you cannot crack under pressure or stress so it's not like me like Magnus Carlson is less impacted by stress in a group of people already not impacted by stress right right right so this is this is crazy apparently there was a tournament where the grand Masters were wearing heart rate monitors while playing chess mhm it's like our videos but like just like so much more cultured okay Magnus apparently had one of the lowest resting heart rates people are like is this man dead yeah it was crazy he's asleep he's a nothing bothered him nothing he's apparently a five-time world chess champion he has won 16 world championship titles which is more than almost any other player in the history of Chess he is quite literally the goat when he was 13 he went up against a world champion like the goat of Chess there's so much respect on his name caspero and he incredible man right formerly the best chess player in history before he played against 13-year-old Magnus watching this game is crazy you see this full-grown 40-year-old man struggling on his end of the chessboard his face is scrunching up at one point he puts his head in both of his hands and he's like trying to rip out his hair he's about to let out a [ __ ] Shir with how much he's focusing he's breaking a sweat meanwhile 13-year-old Magnus is acting like a 13-year-old he cannot sit still he's getting so bored out of his freaking mind he gets up and starts walking around and looking at everybody else's chess boards and then looking to see if he's still not made a move and then goes back to looking around at other people's chess boards you know what it's giving it's giving I'm going to go play outside can you tell me when you're done that's what it's giving that's what it's giving he ends up Landing a draw did you know this there's three ways in a chess game there's a win there's a draw and there's a lose okay waa a draw is a tie right right but when you go up against some someone like Magnus Carlson there's different ways to play you don't always play to win oh yeah you play to draw you play to dra you play defense defense defense defense only defense you don't do any offense because you know you can't outbeat this guy so you just defend defend until he's out of moves because you've been defending so much and then you guys are like this could go on for 25 freaking years and I'm just going to keep defending and then nothing's going to happen so then you draw it's like a tie it doesn't count yeah okay so but they got a draw right which is crazy which is crazy it's crazy at 13 okay so all chess players have to have really good memory because apparently chess a lot of the game is about memory it's like math they have to memorize all the probabilities of moves and like skir skir I've never played chess like that it's crazy they have to remember what kind of moves they not only did you know when people go into a chess tournament they be studying chess games that their opponent has played yeah that makes sense I didn't know that yeah I was like that didn't watch Queen's gamb bit I think you just go and you just have a good time you just be like okay today I'm going to move this one and I just like okay let me go do this one o this one's kind of cute and you be looking around and you're like where's Ana Taylor Joy I'm going to leave if she doesn't show up but no they they study it's a lot of studying there's a lot that you have to remember and you have to do it without error but Magnus is insane there's one video where he plays 10 really good chess players all at the same same time he's sitting there in front of 10 different people 10 separate boards 320 pieces and he's playing all of them at once with his chair facing the other way he's not even looking at the 10 chest boards his chair is turned around facing the other way he doesn't even get to touch a single piece on any of the boards they just call out to him which move they made one by one so Board number one is like I moved my Pawn that way I know I'm a pro and then he has to sit there and go okay move my night this way so he has to remember not only where the empty spaces are but where their pieces are and where his pieces are 10 different times so it's like Queen's Gambit like she's playing in the mind but 10 of them 10 of them at the same time damn how is that possible I mean the probability it's infinite the number of possible moves is literally infinite and he ends up winning can you guess how many all of them all of them all 10 boards he even beat a super Grandmaster in just a single minute of Chess okay super Grandmaster mhm damn they're actually like they're Grand Masters but they're super good okay in another game he took 18 seconds to destroy a Chessmaster in a game 18 seconds I don't even think I can toot in 18 seconds I got to concentrate to make sure it's silent he played against Bill Gates which I don't know what that means because I don't think Bill Gates is a chess player and guess what he lost he's smart and that's good anded uh nine moves he destroyed Bill Gates wrecked him took eight the rich too seriously I would have lost you would have lost to Bill Gates would have lost yeah so he eats Bill Gates for breakfast lunch and dinner his brain is like a super computer I'm not even exaggerating his IQ is 190 I don't know what that means I it's like above my IQ to comprehend is that possible 190 that's what I'm saying I Max you max out at like I don't know like like 100 I'm just kidding okay Magnus says he remembers over 10,000 different chess games not moves chess full games from start to finish there's one interview where he's sitting there with a chess port and it looks Frozen it looks like it was in the middle of a game certain pieces are moved over there's pieces that have been eaten scattered about and he looks at it takes one look focuses and he goes oh yeah okay this looks awful like Mel tall and Mel matanick he's like the game between these two chess players wow he just casually remembers exactly which game in the entire history of Chess just by looking at the board and then he's not done he focuses a little bit harder and he goes oh I think the next move they made here was Queen to D5 and then Rook to A6 I feel like does he have like a like a c crazy memory thing he's got a like that just doesn't even makes sense how do some people have so much more CPU and storage space up there that's what I'm saying cuz I feel like every day I have to delete photos and stuff out of here to make space and then it just be overheating I don't even remember what I ate earlier earlier not only does Magnus remember almost all the top games ever he's also playing two games on the chess board he plays the game of chess and then he'd be playing mind games pacing this is what he does every chess player has an allotted amount of time in a game it can it can depend right and uh once your timer starts once the other person has made your their move your timer starts and then you got to click your button right and then their time go to their time yeah well Magnus is known for being late on his time oh yeah I've seen those clips he'll come in late he'll sit down and most people want to maximize every second of their time not Magnus he sits down takes off his jacket fixes little collars and then he takes sips of water and then he looks and then he makes this move and then Taps and then in the middle of the game while you're stressing so hard and you're playing to draw you're not even playing to win he'll just get up and start walking around stretching his legs like he's in a airplane okay just going up and down the aisle stretching his legs which by the way he makes a lot of money okay most people feel like you don't make a lot of money playing chess and most people don't I don't even think a lot of good people know how how to like pay their bills playing chess because it's not really the most lucrative sport to give you an idea the Champions chess tour in 2023 had a prize pull of $1.3 million but there's 500 contestants and most of those 500 don't win anything yeah yeah yeah only the best exactly and then across the board winners maybe get like $110,000 each Magnus be earning $1.5 million every year by the time he turns 19 his current estimated worth is about $25 million net worth but that's not verified and I feel like it's got to be a lot more because think about it he makes millions from playing chess but he also has his own business that makes a ton of money he owns a company called play Magnus group imagine this imagine you're so good at something that people will pay and pay for advertisement on a website where they play a computer version of you it's basically a platform where you can play a chess bot that plays like Magnus so you feel like you're playing Magnus the company came close to $10 million in Revenue that's from like 2 years ago recently they just merged with chess.com which is the biggest online chess platform in the world it's a multi-billion dollar company so I feel like the payout on that was massive anyway that's not the drama in September 2022 a year before Chinese bathtub poop Magnus flies to St Louis and he's ready to make his competition sweat their balls out he gets to the tournament and good news it's going to be even easier than he thought magnus's opponent can't make it to the tournament because of a Visa issue yeah I know so Magnus is going to play against a replacement some guy who isn't even mentally ready to play the day because so much of Chess is you got to study your opponent and if you weren't ready to play and you didn't know who your opponent was going to be because you're filling in as a replacement is very hard which actually now that I think about it I feel like Magnus would actually be disappointed by that I feel like he's the type that's like no I want to challenge myself anyway the replacement is this little 19-year-old named Hans Neiman and he looks honestly I feel like the prerequisite to being good at chess is having a really cool name but Hans looks exactly how you would imagine a Hans to look I don't know what to look he looks like this oh not you looking at the end SP he looks like a Hans doesn't he yeah damn anyway that's exactly what guess how old he is I told you 19 yes he's 33 at this point but that doesn't mean anything they actually say the older you get it's harder because chess is a lot about stamina it's like a sport well you say h like even Magnus when he was 13 he was killing it right exactly oh most prodiges are around 13 most prodige chest prodiges okay like a prodigy you cannot be a prodigy unless you're like 13 and a grandmas okay yeah yeah okay I don't know what that means but okay yeah so Magnus B 33 okay which side note Hans is not some random chess Enthusiast he is also a grandmas which means he has a high chess ranking they call it an ELO he is higher than most chess players but hundreds of points below Magnus Hans is also the lowest ranking chess player at this tournament he's basically the worst of the best tier which is so cool don't get me wrong but also would probably keep me up at night now to give you an idea of this match before we get into it it's like if a freshman professional Runner is trying to race against Usain Bolt it doesn't matter that he's a professional and can outrun me you everybody in his sleep he's still going to look slow compared to the Usain Bolt but Hans and Magnus they sit down to play and in the first couple of minutes nothing happens I was watching it it was so weird it's like the world's most awkward date they're just sitting across glancing at each other looking stressed not talking nothing and the whole thing is weird because you would expect Magnus Magnus is quick I feel like he really only takes time to think when he needs to otherwise he's just like be tapping his little button non-stop he does he'd be looking around he'd be pacing but no he's stressing and he's playing white in every chess game white pieces always play first which gives you a massive advantage of making the first move and Magnus opens the game I just want to say this man has only ever been beaten playing white a handful of times the advantage he has on but he still lost he has lost before yes oh okay yeah so they were saying that all of magnus's losses was no longer a question of if he's good or not good it was a question of St deina typically sometimes usually is what happens got it yeah so there's another thing about Magnus Carlson every chess player is known for a very particular style that's why you study your opponent are they more aggressive when do they start getting aggressive at the game how do they like to open the board because once they open the board you're looking for ways to play against that right like the probabilities you're running all of that you got to come up with the first sequence of moves Magnus plays an opening that he's only ever played a few times before this is not his typical opening so that could mean that he's so confident right now that he's literally around but this is so important for later now imagine you're at the Olympics and you're so confident you're like I know this works I know what got me gold last time and the time before that but this time I'm so bored I'm going to try something else that's basically what he be doing that's crazy he's like instead of going off when the gun goes off and running to the destination I'm just going to get on all fours and shake my ass real quick and see where that gets me that's like what he's doing right now the commentators are watching the game and they're anticipating that Hans is going to play to draw because you can like I said play to win or play to draw Hans does not play to draw Hans is playing to win instead of playing defensively he's using an aggressive playing style and by the middle of the match you can see Magnus looking genuinely concerned he would usually by this point get up in Pace none of that Magnus is sweating balls he's making he's taking tens of minutes in between moves wow this is this is weird he's literally burning his timer meanwhile Hans takes him sip of his water takes his eyes off the board zones out a couple of times he he looks like he's in math class he looks like he's genuinely so bored at one point there's a few pieces yes a few Hans makes one last move Magnus reaches out over the board and instead of moving one of his pieces he extends his hand to shake with Hans no he surrenders he surrender I watched the whole 27 minute analysis of this game where real chess players analyze every single move so let me explain basically Magnus is down to his King and Bishop and according to chess analyst there is no way Magnus could have made any moves to win that game just probability wise the best he could do is try to draw but instead he surrenders basically automatically losing because the ability to draw was still there everyone's kind of confused oh so he could have draw yeah but he just gave up and not only cuz he never does that he never give up no he's not really a give her uper not only does Magnus just lose to someone way below his rank that he isn't even supposed to play in the first case but Magnus has only ever lost to 19 players while playing white in a professional game in his entire career now 20 I'll make it 20 yeah so why the fork are we talking about this this is not a chess Channel why is everybody talking about this okay it's because afterwards Magnus goes on to Twitter to share his thoughts and feelings about his loss out of 53 wins he lost his winning streak he has a million followers on Twitter by the way his Twitter bio is very very humble it says World chess champion the highest ranked chess player in the world um so yeah he usually uses Twitter to share photos of himself holding trophies just traveling around Europe winning tournaments but today he posts a formal announcement he writes I've withdrawn from the tournament I've always enjoyed playing in the STL chess club and hope to be back in the future why would you withdraw from the tournament just because you lost a game that's like a sore loser and Magnus is not really a sore loser like this doesn't make any sense why would he withdraw from one of the biggest tournaments in the US and even if he has lost like I I don't understand something's not right what is going on right now he literally tells us Magnus then posts a meme after this and this is a very unserious a meme of this man where he says I prefer really not to speak if I speak I'm in big big trouble a mean a photo it's like a video a video yeah and he's like I prefer not to speak if I speak I'm in big big trouble and I don't want yeah and he said and I don't want to be in big trouble if I speak I am in in big trouble okay netizens go crazy when they read this post what does it mean why would he withdraw what can he not say what do you mean big trouble what Nan start to speculate that Magnus is hinting that Hans Neiman has cheated because why else would he withdraw it almost seems like he's making a statement but how do you even cheat in chess how be beats me people beats me ano beats me now people usually use computer programs called a chess engine I'm going to make this sound really stupid but a chess engine is like a computer brain that can look at a chessboard and tell you the next optimal move for reference Magnus Carlson has an ELO of 2,882 which is like the official chess ranking system honestly I don't know what it means but it's the highest ELO ever recorded in chess but the average chess engine has an ELO of 3,400 what no human player has ever beaten a modern chess engine like stockfish it's literally impossible but to use a chess engine you need to have access to a computer stockish that's a company that has a chess engine stock fish oh okay now in order to have a chess engine you need to have access to a computer or at least a phone which is obviously not allowed on a professional chess game you can have someone helping you but the odds of you getting caught are crazy and you're going to be severely penalized but a day after Magus withdraws the other chess players in the tournament noticed something very strange happening the next day when they show up military grade scanners at the door okay what was the reason and it seems like the security officials are spending a lot of time on people's butts just just be scanning up and down the butts spreading cheeks yeah what what is going on right now so now it's solidifying it looks very suspicious a lot of twitch streamers start openly accusing h of cheating which side note chess is actually very popular on Twitch okay now obviously this is just speculation there is no evidence that Hans cheated when he played Magnus other than a meme that Magnus posted honestly I feel like it would have just ended there if Hans just took the W took a hike but then like we wouldn't be here because he was born to be a yapper that is something that I can relate to it's not our fault Hans it's really not we can't just zip it lock it put it in our pocket for some reason we can't and a day after the tournament Hans does an official interview with the sink field cup hosts and Hans is absolutely determined to prove that he beat Magnus fair and square he shows up to the interview looking determined he's got his arms crossed he's wearing an all black suit he's frowning he looks like he's trying really hard to look very serious but it's soing unserious right now I cannot take this guy seriously also the fact that he's wearing a zipup hood underneath a blazer is sending me into a different dimension in which I am a chess grandmas the interviewer starts with probably this shiest question ever he's basically like hey you've beening losing Non-Stop and you finally got a win like how do you feel whoa yeah yeah it was a lot and he be Hans be a little bit stressed out about this now to be fair I will say that Hans has been known to be a talker even before this like he's really crazy they said that he is Conor McGregor of the Chess World and like when you say it like that he's actually not crazy at all he's really tame but in the Chess World this crazy like what did he say no he just be smirking and then he' just be like chess speaks for itself like he just be like like he can't help the smirk it just be it just be coming up they'd be like you beat Magnus and he that's how he what like you can't stop the smirk yeah and so he's talking about all these in all these interviews he's talking about how he beat Magnus because everyone wants to talk to Hans now and he says now this is very interesting he said in a quote I studied Magnus all of his chess games and his interviews and he said that if he spends more than 10 minutes on a game it's a very bad sign Magnus did that a lot in our game what the [ __ ] are you okay so that he did exactly that pretty much so that uh boosted my confidence he starts going he's licking his lip and everything [Music] yes he starts going into detail about his game with Magnus and the interviewer is showing a simulation of their match on a virtual chessboard and every couple minutes Hans would ask the interviewer to pause he'd say pause the board he smirks and go let's let's go back I want to enjoy it neon's comment that Hans is just very unlikable in this interview on one hand it makes sense he's 19 and known to talk and he just beat Magnus Carlson of course he's going to be a little excited but on the other hand he does come off pretty arrogant he's kind of unlikable but anyway the interviewer tells Han I think we should address the elephant in the room really Hans is more than ready to face the elephant he's ready to be humble and professional and not at all aggressive he clears his throat first of all people are idiots the explanation that I'm about to give you is going to make all of you top gems look like idiots this is going to be embarrassing okay I'm sorry if I'm just coming off hostile this is just a passion of mine let's pull up the board the interviewer pulls up the chess board again and Han starts going through every single move that he played against Magnus and why and he's talking faster and faster and he's getting really passionate about it now I I'm just analyzing his body language and like looking at the way that he's talking I mean he's using his he's becoming very vocal and at one point he even says it's not a miracle it's just me being very tedious about going through all the moves he could have played in my head and I think that's the main thing and I um and then he Trails off and then the interviewer he just keeps going on these rants right now I watched watch another chess player Gotham chess break it down on the Lex Freedman podcast and he said that a lot of chess players were skeptical of the way that Hans described his moves because typically when you beat someone like Magnus Carlson you'll go on these chess interviews and you'll talk through your moves and it's very done in a sequential manner meaning you talk about which piece you move to which position and the thoughts going through your mind when you made that decision and then the next move that they had like everything is there's a pattern to it and they said that Hans was describing chess in a way that nobody that plays chess well describes chess nobody plays chess well described chess it was just it felt weird it just that that like the logic is not there maybe it just doesn't feel like a like a trace of yes like he wasn't really describing his train of thought very clearly like he it's a very big overall picture he's like of course I studied right but then it's not like oh at this moment because usually there's key moments you me remember and you're like at this specific moment I took the opport Unity because I saw and I realized that he had made this Pond vulnerable and but instead it's just like okay [Music] yeah okay allegedly allegedly I don't know if he cheated because there's evidence that maybe he I don't know now anyway at one point around half the interview Hans asks is that everything did I cover the main points and the interviewer goes it's up to you no because and he starts going at it again and he starts using his hands and without any prompting in any way or shape or form Hans starts readdressing the cheating rumors and he says I did cheat when I was 12 years old okay but have they talked about the elephant yet yeah and he was just like I just studied he also said something wait what do you mean the I thought the elephant is um anal beats yeah did they talk about that or no no but they will in a different interview oh okay yeah um also here's another thing he said that right before the game he happened to study a Magnus Carlson game where Magnus did that exact opening that he did to Hans people were sused about that because he's only ever done that like once or twice before this and they were not like big big games and everyone was like that was a [ __ ] memorable game what are the odds right okay anyway he said when I was 12 years old I was with a friends and I was playing an online chess game my my friend had an iPad with a chess engine and he started telling me moves I was a child I had no idea what happened this happened once in an online tournament I was just a child nothing happened then let me remind you he's saying this unprompted nobody asked why is he telling us this and like in the entire 45-minute interview both interviews combined the interviewer spoke for less than 2 minutes how long was the interview 45 minutes he talked for 43 minutes yes certified y ER and he keeps going he says 4 years later when I was 16 during my streaming career in an absolutely ridiculous mistake in an unrated game I have never in my life cheated in an over theboard game or an online tournament they were unrated games I'm admitting this and saying my truth because I do not want misrepresentation I am proud of myself for learning from that mistake I've sacrificed everything for chess okay I'm not saying he cheated like I'm not I don't know I don't know chess but you know like sometimes when you when you're a kid when you lie you you're like I did not eat those candies I however I did eat it before though you know I did eat it one time but I didn't do it this time you know what I mean yes wait stop stop and then it's like unpropped like I didn't ask about it before I'm asking did you eat this one you're like no but like I did did it before but I didn't do it this time because I guess it's supposed to show transparency yeah it's like you're being honest right yeah no I'm like I'm saying this because I did that not because she did that he did that yeah he said that was the single biggest mistake of my life and I'm completely ashamed which yeah it was like a whole thing okay now right after Magnus withdrew from the cup Hans gets banned from chess.com which is like the biggest chess website they pretty much are like the organization behind chess and he's no longer allowed to use the website but that's not the only problem chess.com is probably one of the biggest sponsors of basically every big chess tournament in the world so if they've got beef with Hans that could threaten his entire career they Bann him for what reasons though he admitted to cheating on chess.com once oh yeah oh yeah then yeah Hans tells the interviewer like unfortunately there's been a targeted attack and now he's still going on 8 minutes straight yapping okay now in case you're wondering no one is asking him to address this but he specifically says after the game Magnus puts out a tweet obviously some insinuations I get an email from chess.com saying that they privately removed access to my account and now they have Uninvited me from the global chess game now 3 days ago I met with someone very high up at chess.com at the sink field cup and he had some amazing words but because of this game against Magnus because of what he said they have decided to completely remove me from the website a lot going on right now he's like accusing Magnus he's accusing well I feel like Magnus be semi accusing him now he's accusing Magnus and chess.com which side note chess.com remember bot magnus's paid him a merger of over $80 million damn yeah so like it's a lot he goes a little unhinged at this point and he says I give everything to chess I work so hard chess is my entire life I live out a suitcase I train 12 hours a day I played over 200 tournaments in a year yeah so I mean honestly if he didn't cheat I have so much Sympathy for the guy he's just getting persecuted out here but he says the entire social media Chess World is attacking me and maybe they think I have to be afraid or I would be afraid to tell the entire world that I cheated at some random games but I'm not afraid because I know who I am so I will not be manipulated and conspired against to try and ruin my chess career when I know what happened okay okay now there's two sides to this one group of people who are saying Hans was just a little nervous he's just a boy he didn't cheat he's really good at chess he does seem really good at chess another group of people think Hans is lying to cover up the fact that he cheated but don't take your nipple clamps off okay because Hans and Magnus are going to play each other again oh really 2 weeks after this whole drama unfolds there is an online tournament this time so not over theboard it's not face Toof face but it's still a professional game there's two mediators there's a whole audience watching this a whole stream the match is being live streamed so the screen is split into two parts on the left you see the chessboard with the white pieces at the bottom and the black pieces on the top and then the right side of the screen is split into four windows and each window shows you one of the people who are on the live stream the two mediators and the two opponents Hans and Magnus Hans is looking stressed he's holding his forehead he's kind of fidgeting a little bit and the top right corner is Magnus and he's streaming from his bedroom but he looks locked in he's barely moving he's just laser focused on the screen and on the bottom of the screen are two commentators match starts Hans is white this time he plays Pawn to D4 Magnus makes his first move Knight onto F6 Hans moves another Pawn forward nothing to see here right literally less than two seconds after Hans moves the second Pawn on screen you see two words pop up the words Magnus lost and one next to Hans and the commentators yell what Magnus is staring into the soul of the camera without saying a word just empty Batman Sigma stare and then his screen goes black Magnus just forfeited and lost the the game disconnected from the stream in less than 10 seconds o why for the next 30 seconds the commentators are just sitting there confused what happened we don't know he can't just leave can he just leave is he allowed to just leave that's all we know right now is that he just left and all over the world people are watching this and losing their they're so shook they're not even screaming they're in denial Magnus resigned this feels like again he's trying to say this man is cheating oh this is is a message feels like it and then he does another interview where he laughs and says people can draw their own conclusions and they certainly certainly have what does that mean this is where he's using his 190 IQ on yeah honestly think about being in a relationship with someone like that he seems like a nice person super cool but like how crazy is it he'd be remembering every little thing but like at the same time I feel like most people he would just find them so boring like like come on no thoughts no thoughts bored yeah bored what does that mean then he adds I have to say I'm very impressed by Hans neeman's play and I think his mentor Maxim D DUI Dy DUI whaty I'm so sorry d l u y is a Russian last name l u g y Dy d l u sounds like a g y okay I feel like it's got to D yeah Maxim D must be doing a great job Maxim is a Russian chess player famous for calling out cheaters and then calling out himself because he gets banned for cheating so it's kind of like a it's kind of like a you know what I mean kind of like a thing okay it's like oh my gosh you are such a great businesswoman ah you and your Mentor Elizabeth Holmes you must have learned so much from her it's like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I know what you just said okay yeah he said that yeah okay so he's calling him out as cheetah like pretty openly yes but Maxim is actually a really good chess player by the way he runs a chess School in New York City and I believe Hans did go to that chess school and he's like really good at CH anyway he's not just a cheater he's actually really good but he did cheat it seems but that's what's implied yes that's what's implied in this message message but Hans would later deny under oath that he was ever mentored by Maxim even though they have pictures together and he did attend his school so I have no clue what's going on but I'm going to give Magnus the benefit of the doubt and say he's giving Hans a genuine compliment I hope the real goes down on Twitter though so Magnus makes a statement that is so long it ex exceeds every character limit he has to screenshot it and post it as a PNG he says I believe that Hans nean has treated more and more recently than he has publicly admitted his over theboard progress has been unusual and throughout our game in the sinfield cup I had the impression that he wasn't fully tense or even fully concentrating on the game in critical positions while outplaying me as black in a way I think only a handful of players could do okay so he's saying the the D is too relaxed yeah at the all the wrong time at all the wrong times and then his progression into becoming better at chess on the board just doesn't be making sense is what he's saying he said we must do something about cheating and for my part going forward I don't want to play against people that have cheated repeatedly in the past because I don't know what they are capable of doing in the future there is more that I would like to say unfortunately at this time I am Limited in what I can say without explicit permission from Neiman to speak openly he signs it sincerely Magnus Carlson World chess champion he even writes in his statement that he considered withdrawing from the SK sinkfield cup before he ever played against Hans because I think he was suspecting something was going on there so I don't know no it's just all so messy right it gets even Messier because then Hans starts doing more interviews where he Hans is American but suddenly he has an accent what kind of accent kind of sounds European which is where a lot of chess players are from too and hun says it's because of his environment because he's surrounded by Foreign chess players all the time who don't speak perfect English and now the chess Community is saying that's why that's why he sounds Norwegian cuz the stock fish the cheating software oh okay yeah okay and then and then it's about to calm down right Elon musk's tweets Talent hits a Target no one else can hit genius hits a Target no one else can see cuz it's in your butt wait that's what he said so he's getting he's making a comment on this whole thing yes basically saying that he cheated so why are anal beads a big deal in chess the theory is that Hans was using vibrating anal beads up his ass to Signal which moves he should play against Magnus the theory starts as a random user comment on a twitch stream called chesra because of course it chess but now it's a full-fledged conspiracy theory and if you're wondering whether it's even possible to use anal beats to cheat in chess it absolutely is how do you know because I have it in me right now I'm just kidding and I have been playing chess against 10 different people in a separate room and I've been winning every single round there's one YouTuber called Mike Boyd who actually engineered his own custom battery powered assistant he makes a very nondescript backyard plunger and rips it in half okay he cuts into it then he Scoops out the insides like he's preparing to stuff a squash but instead of rice and minc meat filling he fills it with a custommade electronic receiver okay he then super glues the pieces back to together and the device ends up looking like it's seen some literally but somehow it actually works here's how it works Mike codes his own program that uses stockfish to predict the best chest move then the program sends a signal to the transmitter that's hooked to the computer and the signal travels to the receiver so someone is watching the game they're inputting it into stockfish and then the signal is going into his butt yeah yeah it's a remote control vibrator yeah oh yeah that's a good way of putting it yeah yeah yeah Mike then gets a chess player with a High ELO to play him while Mike's wife sits behind the camera and secretly inputs all of his moves and Mike feels Out The Vibes to see which moves he should play next he literally feels wait he put it in oh yeah oh there are a lot of dedicated YouTubers out there to their craft it's a very good excuse also to stick it in the butt now Mike does win the game but neens are not impressed this is one of the many comments I will refuse to believe any of the devices result until someone actually puts it in its intended spot Mike did not use the backyard plunger in his apparently he put it in issue oh okay yeah so he didn't put it in the back hope is not lost there are still heroes in this world the hero's name is Archie from a YouTube channel called Josh and Archie they're English lads who get up on all sorts of shenanigans they're really fun cool okay they like trolling people one time they trolled influencers by having an influencer brand event where they had influencers test out Wellness treatments such as putting sushi on their eyeballs to depuff and they did it so yeah another time they rented out an enormous dollhouse as an Airbnb so they do get up to some Tom Foolery over on the other side of the pond okay but the point is Josh and Archie see this anal bead story going around and Archie's like I would I mean I think our Channel needs I think our viewers would really want me either of us to put it up the butt uhhuh so they order a butt plug and they grab one of Archie's yeah why they keep ordering butt plug not ano beads yeah I guess it's easier yeah okay so they order a butt plug or they grab it from marchie's closet I don't know okay now I'm just kidding they order a We Vibe butt plug in the color purple that cost exactly $90 we did our research they're literally not sking yeah they're not skimping these guys don't play it's not the biggest one I've personally seen but it's a decent size I feel like they didn't have to go that big I feel like I feel like they could have gotten away for smaller I'm just saying especially for and a legend beginner like Archie he maybe maybe it's like in to to turn it into super computer it needs like a lot of space like you know the chips are large get out of here I don't believe you look at the chips these days they're so small oh okay okay he lays it out on the table he crosses his arm he's a little worried I'm confident that I can take it so to speak but I'm worried if the match goes on for longer than an hour that's where I the battery will run out this is so unserious okay so they rent out a whole studio to film this and they invite a chess Grandmaster to the studio and pretend they're filming a documentary on something very serious like just chess now before the game is supposed to start Archie grabs the vibrator and an unreasonably large tub of lubricant and walks into the restroom he steps in and he closes the door behind him but Josh is waiting outside and we can hear Archie moaning and groaning in the bathroom and at one point he says can I just say Hans who allegedly did this for wheel I'm quite impressed then he goes oh I pushed that in too fast Josh is on the other side red like a tomato because what the fork is going on and then finally he comes out looking like a new man a fuller man a more complete man okay plugged up and everything and he says okay I'm in Josh says you look out of breath well yeah it's not easy is it yeah a few minutes later Archie painfully sits down across from a chess Grandmaster named Daniel who's been playing professionally for 6 years they shake hands hopefully he washed his hands the whole match broadcasted to Josh who is sitting in an adjacent room putting stockfish to analyze the match using the remote control to send signals to Archie's root canal and Archie has to focus really hard to feel every pulsation down there so he can know his next move and after a few minutes Argie starts to get red in the face he's rubbing his nose shifting around in his chair he's drenched in sweat but it all pays off because he actually manages to beat a grand master and the poor guy looks so confused but he looks even more confused after they reveal anal plug because how do you Ison commented this poor grandmas is probably a very weird day for him one his beginner opponent plays inexplainable well two his opponent looks like he's in absolute agony the entire time three he finds out his opponent is cheating by stockfish being transmitted to a sex toy in his butt I'm guessing that's not what Daniel thought would be in his day when he woke up that morning genuinely I doubt anyone could predict that's your day when you wake up that morning but um but B hanss had no like nothing no sweats no he's like chilling he's chilling cool as a cucumber no he was intense or even fully concentrating according to magnus's quote so I don't know it could be possible to be relaxed with beads vibrating against your internal organs for like an hour it could be H who would who would say I could test it out for you guys if you really want I got you maybe Hans had formal training we don't know but shortly after this an adult website offers Hans $1 million if he agrees to play a game of chess butt naked what what website I feel like it's got to be only fans I feel like it can't be chess.com right oh shoot so this cheating thing goes even more viral and now Hans is on a Pier's Morgan interview and he's sitting there this is so very unserious okay the whole thing his attorney is sitting next to him his attorney Hans is bringing on his attorney to interviews now because that 43 minutes did a number okay so his attorney is there the attorney has way too much hair gel on and it's just they look goofy Hans is glancing around the room like he did not prepare for this and he's stuttering well considering the recent case some legal questions my lawyer might be better able to answer he's not just a lawyer he's a friend and a confidant and someone I fully trust feel like he rehearsed that lying who talks like that like it's a little weird so Piers Morgan is like okay let's just rip the bandage off anal beats yeah and then he's just he's got the facial expression of a 14-year-old looking just very distressed and he basically says [ __ ] the haters I'm motivated now to play even better and I'm going to have a $10,000 scholarship I'm giving away and Piers Morgan is like okay but just to be clear you didn't cheat of course not so what have you had to learn if you didn't cheat the experience was all the Chess World crashing down on me just to be clear on the specific allegation have you ever used anal beads while playing chess your curiosity is a bit concerning maybe you're personally interested but I can tell you no yeah I'm very curious yeah okay that's what he says okay yeah and then he says okay so categorically no you have not Hans lets out a breathy laugh like you just popped a balloon and he said of course yes no of course yes no well he say of course yes he goes of course yes no he's so unserious okay yeah was he marking this time no he looks like he's pooping this time he looks like he does have anal beads right now for the interview he's this is him the whole time and then Pierce Morgan so unserious goes how do you disprove that you used anal beads to cheat Hans now bursts out laughing and goes how do you uh how would I I mean prove it how do you expect me first of all that was not a serious theory that was taken out of context so he's like how do you what do you mean so then Piers is like do you think you could win Magnus Carlson if you play him again and Hans says I'll let my chest speak for itself damn yeah now Hans he decides to to file a lawsuit 44 pages long against chess.com and Magnus so I'm going to summarize it he's basically suing them for a $100 million allegedly trying to ruin hans's career in the lawsuit is what he said he also calls Magnus a sore loser this is what he says notorious for his inability to cope with defeat Magnus snapped enraged that Hans 12 years as Junior dared to disrespect the quote King of Chess and fearful that the young prodige would blemish magnus's multi-million dollar brand by beating him again Magnus viciously and maliciously retaliated against Hans by falsely accusing Hans without any evidence for somehow cheating during their in-person game so it's like a whole he said situation he said he said the bead said Hans dropped the lawsuit chess.com unbanned him H dropped the lawsuit yeah and chess.com unbanned him and he's been doing well on chess.com he is a ranking of number three on the platform at one point he's back he's back on chess.com yeah and real life tournaments and he's been playing pretty well his ELO is sitting at 2,700 which is nothing to scoff at he's even been beating some top ranking chess players so I don't know he actually is a very good chess player wait so even like they're I'm sure they're checking yeah and he's killing it he's killing it wow so I mean the chess Community is divided what do you think do you think he cheated or do you think that sometimes happens where maybe there's anomalies like Magnus is saying his career progression is unnatural but sometimes be some unnatural people yeah yeah neens commented I feel sorry for Hans must be must have been a pain in the ass getting through all of this glad they finally pulled the plug on this whole Scandal y'all I think the most logical solution would be that each competitor uses a standardized butt plug that prevents them from inserting any unofficial butt plugs into their butts this would level out the playing field tremendously bro genius no good so moral of the story is an no beads or butt plugs yeah what's what's the difference let us know in the comments we're so intrigued and I'll do a video soon I'm just kidding but I hope you reviewing every reviewing every chess cheating device in real time for your viewership for educational purposes for research so that's it for today's video I hope you guys enjoyed and I'll see you in the next one