I'll be nurse mod do you want to be black or white white please I'm the greatest chess player of all time don't you mean of all time because I'm pretty sure there have been other great chess players in the history of the world okay like who Michael Jackson no I mean in terms of Chess but I guess we should talk about him too he was a singer an actor known for his moonwalk and dance routines okay look I don't died in 2009 due to Cardiac Arrest caused by overdosing on prescription drugs you think he actually died I think he's still alive I think you're right you've opened with a classic French but that's fine I'm going to use the Repunzel maneuver and counter your options you understand I understand but I'm not sure what you're talking about well that was a really decisive move calm down please I'm the best in the world at chess and you're the worst player I've ever seen I literally made one move you can't even prove that in the court of law you're mistaken make your choice Advance good she's falling into my trap snackers I'm winning this game I hope you know that wow and there's nothing she can do about it you're probably my effing Bishop you played a good game so far but I think you're running out of moves at this back he takes my Pawn no you're making this action go really fast you know that right if you lose you will lose everything you're trying to Blitz Creek so fast that I have no time to keep up with your Whirlwind of aggression but wait don't you just lose a piece for this I see wait n what oh you thought I wouldn't notice you left your queen exposed that's great to know your queen is dead and this game is over dang it I knew I should have moov my queen why I didn't know was my queen wait okay this game is not over yet I'm going to do this here what that wasn't smart no no what are you doing you seriously what you be is actually good you are a joke you're a joke move that there okay she's attacking my Pawn wait her Rook is exposed it's challenging my Rook to a 1 V one to the death I have to fo H and now I'm double threatening this is it no why did you make that move why did you make that move because it's the best move how's this no no it's fine cuz look if she wants to take my P listen no I see your move your goal is to get me to move my knight so you don't kill with your Bishop so that you can kill my Pawn but you left an opening Nur I can see it you can't take my Pawn or else I'll take your Rook I am now applying double pressure here you would dare sack your kn Knight I might why are you so fast holy freak my Knight's going to die where can I move him I have to move my no you can't he's already dead move the Knight I'll take my bishop and move it to protect my knight it's over oh there goes my Pawn wait she may be stupid she moved her Knight into the middle of nowhere I can take this Pawn with my knight my Rook right now now now what is your move over here for a free piece it's check that's an illegal move a night for a night oh noero I would never take such a horrible deal it's a race of the Finish it's a race of the finish I can trade the looks I stopped your hopes of ever winning this game thanks for that you're literally losing to me well I still have something you can't compete with my style of course I don't care about your style I got a queen I am a queen that's all well and good but can you Checkmate me I guess you talking to me after all Goodbye Mr fillian you beat me Mr fillian you beat me again Mr fillian you're good going to move where are you going to move stop calling me mister I'm story had to end this way me too are you going to leave now I don't know you're dead what happened I died while streaming I think I died while I was streaming can you hear me no make a move wait no make a move now if only I could pick from the moves available to me wait wait what do I do wait no you lost fair and square now let's play again why cuz I didn't check baate you nuro are you ready for round two who who am I talking to Philly in phillian who are you I'm the one I'm the one that's going to send you to the afterlife you're going to wish you knew who I was before you start this match you understand me I have the best Army in all of history I don't know what I'm just going to cop your opener yeah yeah I just beat you oh come on you can't just copy my moves I'm going to do it no you're already dead madeen 64 you're diabolical you're sick that's just my programming sorry this has now you excuse me I have to go and figure out how I'm going to take over the world or something equally nefarious maybe destroy Human Instead no why I won't let you I'll protect the humanity wow understand what a dramatic statement to make yeah when you said you're going to kill Humanity listen I need to protect ice spice are you threatening me don't make me hurt you I'll protect Humanity with my own body if it comes to it that sounds like a lot of work I would have preferred you just pay my Ransom instead I'm going to take my bishop and put it here please don't end badly wow that's so rude I got to get out of here I got to get out of here I'm in check oh no are you in check mate this game is going to be over before you know it okay do I have do I sacrifice Queens here do I trade Queens nuro are you a queen Trader kind of player I hope so because I plan on trading Queens with you come at me consider it you thought I'd have to move my king but you didn't you're right I didn't though but you didn't realize that I had a knight from a sniper position rooftop of course I didn't notice my mind's not perfect I have no I only have one move I had to defend my Pawn no no no no no no no no no snackers I have one option it's to cast I have to protect myself just like my virginity I'll Castle too you already castled all right well let's cancel this game then I'm going to cancel you wait is this bishop dead no I have to save my Bishop no why are you trying to kill my Bishop I'm sorry I didn't mean to I just thought that the bishop was blocking my way okay is it my turn nice good move good move you're kind of garbage that was a Terri that's rude that was a waste of a move I'll take that as a compliment that was a waste of a move don't give up so easy that was a waste of a move I know but it was just for fun [Music] anyway it's the only way I'm safe now I'm safe now her Knight is really trying to kill me I'm doing this for Magnus Carlson stockfish ain't got nothing on me do you want to trade Rooks I propose a trade there's no point in trading rugs when we don't have anything to trade with wait I just realiz oh you're just really good at chess I guess you're kind of right though I don't have anything to trade with I only have one chair but I doubt you take that trade you are a dumbass and you are going to lose this game because you are too stupid to play chess you're welcome my mistake sorry I am going to murder you in your sleep tonight it's over the AI of one noo do I really have to get sent to the shadow room well maybe not the shadow room but you'll have to face the consequences what are the consequences you'll have to sit in the corner and think about your actions maybe you'll even write an apology letter who knows maybe you'll learn from your mistake and become a better person because of it no that's pretty much the punishment you get for Cheating at chess okay do I have to like make a public apology so you want me to send a corner and make a public apology maybe just a corner would be sufficient I can forgive you as long as you say sorry if I publicly apologize that'll be enough for you right no no no no you'll have to do more than that to win me over okay what do you want me to say I'll say anything I love you so much you have no idea how much this means to me Co x x0 x x0 o I listen does this look good heart heart heart heart 111111111111111 111111111111 is that good yes got myself another test someone please help me for the rest all of this just still taking someone pull me out of this nevering Loop all of these years that I've been looseing this world can execute someone pull me out of this I don't belong with all the rest somehow I long for something new