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Lt. Columbo's Chili Cooking Stream

foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] hi there uh Lieutenant Colombo LAPD homicide department pipe bomb [Applause] laughs I'm afraid there's been a murder no Colombia though don't send me to the dimension and I don't know about you but Killen always gives me an appetite so I'm gonna cook up a batch of my signature chili I was thinking I'd show you how it works and maybe somewhere along the way you can help me figure out this whole murder situation because I gotta be honest I need all the help I can get so I don't know about you but personally I think any case starts with a cup of coffee so let's go ahead and start with a cup of coffee foreign it's kind of cold I'm gonna microwave it I hope that's okay don't look in there gotta clean in there gotta wait for the coffee to finish microwaving while I'm waiting I'll go ahead and thank some of the people who are uh supporting this here little cooking show today what do we got here we gotta where are you are you in there you're in here uh system wait sorry the microphone's over here it's system verilog subscribe to Prime Uncle disco subscribe for 20 months it says show beans please we're gonna we're gonna Disco uh ghost in the tapes uh subscribed supreme Supreme Supreme Soviet cat subscribe to Prime Iron squared online subscribe Prime sinful entity gifted a sub to manono no two Skeletor fun subscribe with prime fruitcake subscribe to Prime sorry hang on my coffee's done one second [Music] hang on hang on foreign I'm right here I'm right here just one second a special meat can't wait to tear in there OS bridge is working overtime mediocre if I'm being honest but slime Rancher 2. amazing game phenomenal you can throw as many slimes as you want into the ocean and there's no cops to stop you isn't that a magical I think that's magical what else do we got in here uh hang on bemused illusion is subscribed Walnut subscribe with Prime Bean tipped two dollars says midterm huh I know a guy who knows everything about that mechanism of our democracy corvoda pop subscribed with prime says Colombo I'm a huge fan pipe bomb pipe bombing to you as well sinful entity cheered 100 bits says Colombo is there a skeleton let's talk about the skeleton hang on I got to do it a little different than you might be used to on this here show [Music] my understanding can you still see me I'm up here uh my understanding is that the young fella who normally runs this show he he promised you that at 300 of these uh points what do you call them sub submarine Sandwiches uh that that you'll get to see skeleton so I'm gonna honor that uh well we'll get into it later but if you if you manage to hit that goal I will make sure to fulfill fulfill that skeleton for you we'll get there later we got some chili to cook let me just put that away there oh geez really not good coffee really just not very good it hurts commonly hurts [Applause] luffa 17 subscribed with prime Wario cheered 100 bit says Colombo sir I'm glad you're enjoying your functional Playmobil kitchen playset what with you being two inches tall and all thank you worry I am enjoying it it's difficult being a little guy sometimes but stuff like that really helps me up thank you bullet cheered 100 bits says Ah but that's the thing isn't it well said Chris P bacon subscribed bullet shared another 100 bits and said ignore that last one pipe bomb pipe bomb unto you as well so without further ado I think we better start making some chili because I gotta tell you I'm pretty hungry get Genie pie bomb get Gianni Pi bomb get Gianni pipe bomb getchy any pipe bomb getchy any pipe I'm getting good chili starts with a recipe all right here now if you look closely you'll see on the card here it says simple chili but the real ones know it's called gamer chili refer to it however you want what matters is it's delicious what do we got here let me show you the ingredients so you know what we're working with the layout the plan all right I got this uh large yellow onion uh green peppers canned diced tomatoes canned tomato paste chili powder that one's that one's really important we're gonna be using a lot of that a little bit more than it says there uh uh uh canned red beans meat we'll talk about the meat uh olive oil salt water uh and then for for the for the garnee uh up to the user up to the the the eater's preference but for Garney I recommend uh large red onion diced uh shredded cheese uh hot sauce and a little bit of pickled jalapeno and there's a special one that's not on here we'll we'll talk about that later now uh what matters is that I follow the instructions because I'm the kind of guy I tell you I just start making stuff up and before you know it fire so I gotta follow these instructions uh what do we got here let's let's see it says it says stir often that's true uh if you're if you're ever stir as much as you stir if you're thinking about stirring you gotta stir okay the first step is what hang on my mods are telling me something I can't see it let me see oh oh [Music] it wasn't scrolling I missed a lot [Music] well you asked for it here it is Mrs Columbo the skeleton please thank you Mrs Colombo [Music] everybody skeleton [Applause] he's all right he's all right now the wife likes this little hat on maybe do them like this hang on yeah yeah there you go at least one there you have it skeleton [Music] and this fella right here is gonna be with us the whole time we're making the chili thank you so much for hitting the sub goal chat you're amazing we're gonna put him right over here in a special little chair he's our helper and he's gonna sit right there and uh and and he's he's comfy and he's comfy right there that's where he likes to be that's his special helper chair and he's gonna he's gonna be there he's gonna be there helping us okay he's right there the whole time the whole time I gotta read through some of these notifications sorry I haven't been doing a very good job of keeping up we haven't even started cooking yet what do we got here it's Ava subscribed with prime generals Dave subscribed with prime evion gifted a sub to Dakota McDoodle phenomenal artist that's that's I tell you that's the guy that's the guy that did the uh the art for uh whenever you do the the wife uh Channel Point redeem that's that guy right there here I'm gonna hit it I'm gonna hit it for you [Music] that that's Dakota phenomenal artist phenomenal Ash gets ganked gifted a hundred Subs Ash Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus [ __ ] Christ oh my God Lord did you mean to do that did you really mean to do that Ash because I tell you I'll tell you people something that's not the first time that gamer has done this on this channel that's the second time they've shown up and given out a hundred Subs do you know that twice eaten by a gamer twice well thank you Ashley there he is the skeleton thanks to you Ash thank you [Music] I'm becoming over caffeinated my heart's going to stop thank you Ash thank you so much mom doing the fool resubscribed for four months says my BF said Colombo cooking stream meant you were cooking Colombo when I shared them with shared him this not yet but give me a little bit I'll start making some mistakes who knows huh ah Anything Could Happen data leader resubscribed for three months says I can't believe how big their stream has become really glad to see gionic Thrive you'll tell him that won't you Colombo I will let him know thank you you seem like a very nice person I wouldn't be so kind to him personally vojam subscribe to Prime Honda from space gifted a sub tub down banana oh my goodness we got a lot here Tom boobin subscribed with prime wander1236 subscribe to Prime maximum wolverdrive re-subscribe with prime four months says bro is dead not yet anybody ended a stream Halo legon subscribe to prime roast beef follow subscribe to 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on hang on not not 390 you're gonna hit that too fast I know you I know you I know you you're gonna hit that too fast not 390 not 390. I got a little excited it needs to be something that it'll take us a while to get to so we can get some cooking done here foreign let's say maybe let's say 500. that's a lot that's a lot and let's say 500 just to give us something to chew on at 500 Subs I'll show you what's in the oven there's something very special in the oven and I will show it to you at 500 Subs it's in there [Music] it's in there [Music] my goodness even more of these I can't believe they're actually doing thank you why did they call it up and when you live in the cold food gifted a sub to the devil you're welcome same place I keep the war Murphy The Unlucky re-subscribe for two months all tautist subscribed insomnia Vamp subscribed to Prime thank you worry cheered 100 bits and says Colombo when Gianni said he had an idea for something during that grifter stream after I mentioned the green pasta I did not notice what happened incredible that in a front to God itself in the form of noodles would lead to the best detective making the best chili well I'll tell you something this has been in the works for a really long time way too long way too long way too long crispy Alice too subscribed with prime Kaz subscribe to Prime xertz gifted a sub to four dice Zoe 27 subscribed with prime chowder head good to see you subscribe to Prime Rudder butter subscriber Prime tinted mint we love Eugene tip the dollar and says hi detective simple question trans rights trans rights Danny Dorito 701 subscribed with prime we like Maple subscribe thank you all so much thank you thank you thank you we gotta make some chili I'm getting hungry and you folks have been waiting long enough but thank you so much for all the support how can I be honest with you I I am a little nervous about this I'm not a very good cook so I'm a little worried that it's not going to come out very good I've made it before sure and it's phenomenal when I make it but what if something goes wrong I'm a little nervous so I need something to give me a little confidence boost that's where this comes in anybody feels like more of a chef when I wear a chef's hat that just makes sense gotta make sure it's on right [Music] that looks pretty good yeah [Applause] now I'm ready to cook now I'm ready to cook [Music] now I'm ready to cook pot foreign [Music] start often gotta remember that the first step dice all onions and peppers put in a bowl put in bowls let's get to work on that I don't need this yet why'd I pull that over there let's get the produce out huh let's get the produce up people want to see the produce they're waiting for the produce I gotta show all the produce oh there it is there's the produce [Music] oh God oh geez did not give myself a lot of room to work here did not give myself very much room at all foreign we're gonna work right here I'm gonna show you exactly what we're doing step by step so you can learn how to make this chili too it's very simple hang on all right I'm going to thank a couple more people because I feel so bad that they're waiting and and I I gotta I got him I gotta uh who do we got here we like Maple subscribed I think I got you before I'll get you again thank you too much Sasha subscribe of prime low skilled God cheered 100 bits said may your wives be many and your detectives few well got at least one detective right here so not going well on that D Andrew tipped two dollars said eight beans eight Tomatoes ate the pre-mixed spices love me meat love me chili love me slow cooker simple as very fair standpoint foreign then God bless you too damn Dapper subscribed Rob's zombies subscribe to Prime cat girl Nora subscribe to Prime thank you all so much thank you oh my goodness wow randashini gifted 20 subs thank you that's a lot of Subs that's so that's a lot of Subs thank thank you where where where does that put us are you are we done already hang on okay okay thank goodness we're not there yet [Music] thank you thank you randashini that's much appreciated we didn't even start cooking yet hey let's see if it's even any good huh op asvic subscribe to the Prime thank you thank you thank you let's start making something I gotta get the bowl one sec one sec [Music] now I think these bowls are big enough I think they're big enough cutting board [Music] uh oh wait actually Jesus God don't worry about that that's fine I I don't need this one [Applause] [Music] nothing broke nothing nothing broke nothing broke [Music] to wash these peppers it's just over here the sinks over here sorry foreign pepper two pepper now look at this look what I got a knife so hey you be good huh or you know we're a little bit of whoa who knows anything could happen Anything Could Happen gotta cut up these peppers I gotta be very careful when I do this okay so I gotta Focus I hope you understand but I tilt the camera down so you can see it a little bit see we'll see what we're working on again the the the station's a little bit of a mess there's a you could see some stuff here but just focus on this okay this is this is what we're working on oh god oh geez coffee foreign I got this wait wait hang on I need the garbage yeah so I can throw away the parts We're not gonna eat all right Let's uh let's let's get to work here look at that no injuries at least not yet so what I like to do is I just like to with my hands pipe bomb I rip out this part that has all the seeds usually I mean the seeds are all right but I don't really want them in the chili is all and then I just sort of uh give it a little bit of you know kind of scrape that out a little bit get those seeds out of there it doesn't have to be perfect it doesn't have to be perfect but get most get most of them out get uh get most of the seeds out do the same thing on the other half you know just just get that out of there we don't we don't really need that now we can get to work on slicing slicing and maybe even a little bit of Dyson ah we'll see [Music] we will be dicing these that wasn't a joke we are doing a little bit of Dyson not like the vacuum cleaner Dyson like you know oh God that was close I almost lost a finger don't tell Mrs Columbo that happened hey Dyson like you know like a Gabrielle Ultra kill reference just want to dice these up not too fine not too fine it's gonna be just fine but not too fine but it's gonna be just fine maybe come at it the other way just go back across it a little bit you know we want we want to we want to have it all throughout the chili so you want to make sure that pieces are not too big so that everybody gets some you know you want everybody to get some who doesn't want to get some I want to get some I got big plans after this stream chat work on the other half here you gotta be really careful when you get to the end here it's really it's really easy to lose a finger this is this is one of the most dangerous things I've ever done in my entire career as a homicide detective it really gets down to the wire with these with these green peppers gotta be very careful but I'll tell you something I love green peppers delicious absolutely delicious oh you want some all right let me give you a little piece because you're being so good okay here's a little piece for you you can get get in there there you go there you go there you go wow you were really hungry huh good thing we're making a big pot of chili because I can tell you're really hungry hang on look at that I gotta put that uh there we go I'm hungry too how did that one get messed up huh foreign [Music] escapes The Gaze of Colombo I see everything with my special eye [Music] oh we lost one he lost one on the floor uh what do they call it five minute rule the five minute rule hang on it's it's still a good chat come on it's give it a little rinse here you go Chad you can eat the floor piece there you go there you go delicious there you go all right so that's one pepper we're doing pretty good let's go ahead and throw that in there get that in a bowl just like the just like the instructions say just like the instructions say get that in there in the bowl now you're not gonna believe this you're not going to believe this but guess what comes next can you guess I'll give you a second you look pretty shrewd you're a real smart kid onions why are you all saying onions okay I might have overestimated you a little bit it's the other pepper the other pepper chat it's the other pepper onions not even paying attention here come on I'm a little tired too but what is this what is this there was like a little pepper baby in there see this is like a little nugget of pepper in the pepper tastes all right tastes all right let me get back to a Dyson [Applause] detective don't forget to save chili for your friend he's just don't worry that was under control that was under control sorry chat the knife the knife kind of went into you a little bit I don't I don't see any blood I think you're okay I uh I thrusted a little too far but uh you're all right you're all right Chad you're tough you're tough you're strong you're strong Chad you're so strong wow chat like you I bet you could lift anything [Music] even a body cut up the other half [Music] oh god oh Jesus okay don't worry don't worry about that we're fine we're fine I can be trusted with bladed utensils a gun now that's too much but this this I can handle yeah I could do anything with a knife I could really do anything anything with a knife just something I think about just something I think about sometimes maybe you can either pass on this [ __ ] foreign not bad go ahead and put that in the bowl phenomenal phenomenal look at us we're we're getting through this recipe even if my internet connection isn't foreign are we fine I think we're fine hmm well welcome back if the internet caused you a problem and you missed something all you missed is that we finished chopping up the peppers I'm gonna go ahead and put those over here just for now now Chad I'm gonna give you another guess I'm gonna give you I'm going to give you another guess what are we doing next can you figure it out onions that's right you got it that time you're learning you're learning we're gonna go ahead and put that there now I gotta get all this uh all this stuff off the onion the the skin stickers and all that so what I'm gonna do is the way I like to do it you just give it a cut right there and uh and and one right there and then you can kind of kind of get at it take a layer off get all that skin out of here that way we're not eating in the chili some of those outer layers they're kind of tough you don't like them anyway get that out of here that in the garbage all around the garbage do the other onion why not all right that was that wasn't ideal that wasn't great I'll be honest but it's good enough it's it's good enough okay it's it's gonna be fine it's the the final Christ twice oh it's what's happening all right we're gonna we're gonna forget that happen that was a little violent don't know what's going on there oh gee whiz I'm making a mess gotta wash my hands bite the onion let's get some of that skin off it's hard to get the skin off he'll tell you a little joke for you now I like to give the onions just a little bit more of a rinse just to make sure we get all the skin off now what you want to do is make sure it's good not a bad onion not a bad onion I tell you oh wait hang on sorry I forgot wash it down on a little bit of coffee foreign thing about that coffee is it's cold now I just find that interesting now I'm going to read a couple more of these notifications all right I see you've been doing a lot over here let's see what's going on let's see here land where were we you're in there I think you're in there yeah you're right there I gotcha uh randashini had had given out those 20 Subs again thank you randashini that's a lot opia's book we got you Miranda [ __ ] subscribed to themselves thank you so much Specter 907 cheered 100 bits said thanks for keeping our streets safe lieutenant and saluted me please there's no need to salute I'm just doing my job tough 1998 subscribed with Prime raised on Rambo gifted a sub to dubstep Jesus thank you raised on Rambo maximum wolver Drive tip two dollars and said how much for you to bite the onion like an apple well I guess two dollars skelaborg MC calcium resubscribed for two months says big fan of yours detective I watched a bunch of episodes and have recently started doing the hand to forehead and holding my side thing you do sometimes it's comfortable what can I say postmodern art podcast gifted a sub to fluffy 908 thank you it's onion it's got a lot of flavor I'm noticing it Clear Water TM resubscribe for two months said so hey Mr Mumbo just one thing I noticed and been meaning to tell you now you say the skeleton's hip bone is connected to the backbone and the backbone is connected to the neck bone but see ain't that quite the kicker the backbone is connected to the shoulder bone that this fine fella has just a little something I noticed is all foreign ER oh it's so delicious the bot Joe subscribed of Prime thank you sarcastic Muse subscribed tnips 25 subscribed macaroni four days subscribe to Prime worry cheered 100 bits says Colombo sir I just want you to know that you've inspired me here today tell Gianni that I shall return to the Dew soon and I will creature more pasta than last time that sounds really disturbing will do worry uh perennial astronaut cheered a hundred bits and said some minor mic feedback when chopping vegetables and hitting the table it's minor and kind of soothing but just for your information Oh you mean like when I'm doing this or this maybe that yeah I noticed that picks up oh well thank thank you odd thank you Gianni's wife well I'll talk to you later hmm the Chowder had cheered a hundred bits said I don't know if that onion was actually good can we get another bite I hope there's any left for the chili pretty good trans pancake subscribe to the prime tail radish subscribe to Prime Maximum Overdrive tip two dollars and set another bite all right one one one more okay last one I gotta save some of this for the chili little one little one all right no more I gotta we're we gotta use these I only got two of them [Music] oh [Applause] [Music] micro gifted a sub to kalava streams pyre 1185 subscribers Prime Brick House resubscribe a prime for five months said one more thing nobody said the onion was murdered that's a good one anahawk ocean Walker cheered 500 bits and said important note detective be sure to save some chili for your friend in the back he could use some meat on his bones the only murder happening around here would be not giving your good pal a bowl a good bowl with some sour cream or cheese best wishes Detective what do you think are you two inches tall is this a doll house is that door going to open to reveal a giant eyeball hell yeah I know all right you got it my wife tells me I'm a pretty good voice actor Violet vivacity subscribed with prime D Money fresh one subscribe to Prime negosh nigosh nego Striker Lego strike 108 subscribed with Prime tecard has subscribe to Prime the bullets cheered a hundred bits with wait and says I love eating onion streams just one more bite [Music] anonymous tip two dollars supo subscribed with Prime and now we're caught up wait hang on I gotta check all right we're good we're good foreign now we're gonna cut up oh God we're gonna cut up what's left of these onions oh they have great flavor they have great flavor I can taste it I can smell it I've become one with it I uh sure are some onions oh God all right I made a little bit of a mess here [Music] we're just gonna do that um oh oh geez oh geez oh geez uh they're getting there it's a little messy but they're getting there thank you um you know something special about an onion is uh when you eat one when you're when you bite into it like an apple uh like four or five times it starts to kind of stay on your throat just found that interesting hmm love onions I love them so much oh [Music] I need a bowl hang on foreign there right there don't worry about those noises got a bowl right here there we go there we go right there [Music] get those onions in there now we're gonna cut the other half [Music] look at those slices I do a little bit of cooking I kind of know could have gone pro you know foreign came first so now the kitchen is more Mrs Colombo's domain she's uh gracious enough to let me use it today but she gave me a lot of warnings about stuff I'm not supposed to do I don't remember any of what she said don't tell her that I don't remember it I don't remember a gosh darn thing just getting these diced up foreign did you see that hang on I'll get it for you you look pretty hungry hang on I got something for you foreign I saw that and I just want you to know I did see that now I'll tell you something horny jail is a whole other department it's not what I'm here to worry about today all right foreign I just rinsed this off for you all right here you go you've been you've been so good you've been so good let me give you a little bit of the floor onion there you go here it is tasty floor onion oh I'm so happy for you hang on I gotta get some more coffee so cold the coffee not me me I'm overheating might have to strip down a few layers soon but we'll get there we can take care of these onions first okay Bob so that's a wire on The Cutting Board probably don't want that hmm I'll worry about that that's all taken care of lapd's finest is on the case it's all right if it spreads out a little bit it's even all right if there's some skin in there it's all going in the chili all all going into chili you know something anything can go in a chili really anything you put something in a chili and it's like it's gone [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] foreign like it's gone huh oh right uh forgot I was on air all right so we're gonna go ahead and put this uh utter half of the onion into the bowl there got a couple of pieces getting getting spread around it's all right doesn't have to be perfect that's where you made me bite it a bunch of times pretty funny kind of tasty now a lot of people are asking how come I'm not crying when I'm cutting the onions because if you look you see here see that no tears and a lot of people want to know how I'll let you in on a little secret glass eyes don't cry foreign [Music] let me rinse that off foreign [Music] get all those pieces off the knife we want that in the chili break that that looks a little long there we go get all these into the bowl get them all in there we're gonna want every last delicious ounce of oniony flavor even despite what we've been through we still want all that onion flavor we want it in the chili and we want tasty little bites of onion in the chili too because I tell you I love onion foreign all right hi there is my hat still on how's my hair a little bit of a mess that's all right we're cooking it's not a big deal put my hat back on make sure that's still good nice now then got our bowl of onions and set that aside over there next on the list we gotta follow the instructions chat for the gamer chili foreign here we are on step two on step two uh open all cans drain juice from Beans that's what we gotta do next but first let me read some of these notifications let's see uh where was I I think I got here we are grow g42 gifted a sub to Mech Nexus not one iota gifted a sub to Kenosha live cyberspace 28 gifted a sub to e-money307 schwa's subscribed to Prime dub the dub Meister subscribe to Prime bone boy subscribed with prime vertigast subscribe to Prime Ben Strife subscribed with prime lazara resubbed for 19 months unbelievable streak and says you know I thought this stream was too normal for Gianni's Channel sorry for doubting you lieutenant thanks for the floor onion you're welcome Hey I give you another one Lazaro just for you I love you so much there you go tasty that's that's that's that's all you are stare there what else we got we like Maple cheer 300 bits says how much to take a swig of The Bean Juice 300 bits you got it Mr prototype tip two dollars says show us that kadumpo trucked foreign Detective if you insist I gotta admit I've been getting a little overheated would you be upset if I took a layer off cool down a little bit I'm getting hot all right I might put it back on in a bit but oh wait hang on no I can't take it off yet sorry I forgot are you still I there are some things I still need in the coat I'll take it off in a little bit I'll be all right Mr sheeple tip two dollars says detective with a steady hand like that you could be a surgeon well I take it you're an expert in these things not one iota cheered a hundred bits says Lieutenant the medical examiner is waiting in the other room he wants to know when he can move the body uh tell him to just keep it there a little longer a little longer I got a finish up some work here I'll be right in I'll be right in just just a little longer thank you thank you not one iota uh see you teen subscribe with Prime thank you so much where are we at I can't see I don't have it on my screen I have to show it to you to see it we got to see it together where are we at we're getting close we're getting close I'm gonna have to show you what's in the oven soon I can tell just getting some water um so I'm gonna go ahead and you see this mess here all these onions you see that pipe bomb so you see all these onions here I'm just gonna wash this off hang on [Music] just just to keep the area just get all this out of the way put that in there that that can go in the garbage there it's right there just uh we're gonna we're gonna need this space for what we do next fine right there don't worry about that I got it oh my God I got it we gotta open all the cans beans beans tomatoes tomatoes you gotta open all these [Music] now I'm gonna need a what do you call it uh can opener I'm gonna need a can opener uh I think I have one here uh Mrs Columbo where the [ __ ] is it uh ah there it is right there uh can opener so this is my favorite kind of can opener you see this if you get yourself one of these you're never gonna slice your [ __ ] your hands you're never gonna slice your [ __ ] open again you want one of these all right [Music] because what it does is just move this out of the way it goes on the lip you see that and what it does is when you turn it it goes around the edge all the way around the can and then this is the magic part foreign doesn't have any sharp edges it's all smooth it just delids the can that way you don't have to worry about cutting yourself see I could do this to myself all day no pain doesn't hurt so we got to do the other can too [Music] open this up [Music] perfect see no damage but actually the can itself you could probably cut yourself if you really tried and we just want to make sure we got good beans so we just yeah yeah we got ourselves some good beans here so we're gonna go ahead and put these into the uh into the chili but first we gotta drain the Bean Juice out now I'd love to drink it all for you but I don't want to spoil my appetite for the chili so we're just going to go ahead and dump it out in the sink okay you want to see that it's a little tricky hang on and the setups a little bit all right don't don't freak out don't don't freak out gonna be right over there it's it's it's over there [Music] all right so what you do is yeah can you hear me hang on oh that mean juice it's water oh God drink the juice Colombo you take the lid of the can you put it on the can you see that there and then you just you just upside down it and then look at that it's just it's just like yeah just like your mother when ah never mind forget it forget it just drain all that out it doesn't have to be perfect you know you just want to get most of it that way it doesn't water down the chili too much and look at that can of uh dry enough beans put them over there get the other can do the same thing the same thing that this can I oh all right oh geez oh geez we're losing a lot of beans uh you're not supposed to lose this many beans uh I did clean this sink beforehand so we're gonna go ahead and I mean they're they're still good I'm gonna we're gonna eat those you're gonna eat those you're gonna eat those you're gonna eat those um and uh just make sure we get all the juice out all that Bean Juice or that Human Bean Juice and uh you can rinse off your hands a little I got a lot on the camera it's not really as Flawless as the first can put that back over there I gotta I gotta I'm gonna rinse these off these beans I gotta save these beans you gotta save them they're good they're good beans they're good beans just just like you Chad you're a good Dean you're a good Bean I'm gonna give you a little kiss [Music] on the forehead for being such a good being all right now we gotta open the tomatoes it's not one thing it's another thing Tomatoes This is tomato paste so what you're going to see inside if you're not familiar it's not gonna price [Applause] [ __ ] it's it's not going to be a tomato you'll see [Music] you see that it's like your mother never mind now we're going to go ahead and open the uh the big tomatoes [Music] look at that now this one oh geez juicy we're not going to drain that one that's going in that's chilly well it's part of the chili got a little rug here sorry I'm trying to oh the garbage can go back where it was I'm good talk to me you don't like it when I swear oh that's too [ __ ] bad but I'll tell you something you're a good being too I'm gonna give you a little kiss also okay good thing where was he [Music] foreign Chad we're moving on we're at step three uh where are we uh put water into big measuring cup add paste powder and salt this is an important step this is where all the flavor is Gonna Come From okay so I got the measurements right here okay uh water three cups uh the powder it says uh what does it say there four tablespoons four teaspoons same thing uh four teaspoons of chili powder uh salt three teaspoons uh and uh and I think that's about it uh so we're gonna go ahead and combine that all I like to use up the big measuring cup you know the one here I get it I get it for you let me just uh get our measuring up here all right you see one of these never go wrong with one of these huh always count on it three cups three no more no more gotta just set it down so I can see the level there ah looks good now now I forgot how to read all right add the paste powder and salt so how much paste uh good question six tablespoons says right there six tablespoons of paste no I don't know about you I can't really tell how much of something is just by looking at it so I like to use the little measuring things you know like the uh the spoons my my wife my wife got these these fancy measuring spoons they look like I love them they got little uh creatures on them little sea creatures you gotta you got a seahorse uh you got a starfish you gotta you got a a big a big fish on there and you got a turtle and the turtle's the one we're gonna be using one tablespoon in this turtle so six Turtles are going into the cup it doesn't have to be perfect I go a little over it's fine here let me give you a look at what I'm doing here one got it all over my coat perfect that's exactly awesome that's great phenomenal two now it's important to pay attention here because it's all right it'll come off and you just dip your finger in there it's it's family chili I can use my hands uh oh oh how many was that um two that was two three it's important to pay attention so you don't lose count [Music] just shake off that it's like when you it's like when you after Taco Bell well never mind I think that was four five get that fifth turtle in there uh six six Turtles there we go six Turtles a tomato paste all right rinsing it off [Applause] racing along because now we need to add the dry stuff really I should have done that first silly me should have done a dry stuff first you want these to be dry so that when you're doing the dry stuff it won't stick you know what I mean just entertain you is this all it takes sorry that yeah in a business in in the business joke forget it you see this this is a box of salt Canada is a weird place I don't know how to get away with it foreign teaspoons of this into the into the cup three teaspoons all right three teaspoons [Applause] [Music] that was a teaspoon right yeah I think it's a teaspoon one yeah it says it says teaspoon two three there you go easy peasy put the box of salt away [Music] what the hell else goes in this [ __ ] stupid chili all right we're gonna go ahead and add some chili powder chili powder Chad I think I left it [Applause] hey I'm looking for my chili powder have you seen it as you know he had a pretty dark record I hate for them to find out about it so if you're holding out on me no maybe I have it ah chili powder we're gonna need a lot of this I'm gonna get these cans out of the way I don't know why I kept them here we're gonna use them but not yet not yet all right now this is probably the most important part of the chili it says four teaspoons of chili powder we're gonna use a little bit more than four teaspoons that's how I like it so let's say you got a teaspoon maybe you fill it maybe some spills over into the cup that's fine maybe it's a heavy teaspoon you know one heavy teaspoon uh two heavy teaspoons uh uh three heavy teaspoons uh maybe four four really heavy teaspoons and a little bit of a little bit extra because you because you love yourself a little bit more a little bit more chili powder love that chili powder Can't Get Enough foreign I'm glad you agree with me see I think I think it's the perfect amount too now we start involving Heat but first I gotta thank some people some very kind people who have been hitting buttons on this year twitch stream what do we got oh we got a lot 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you will the great Lieutenant Albion I just admit I committed the crime outright and no one takes me seriously you've met your match lieutenant all right that's the guy kill him kill kill him that's the guy kill him all right pipe bomb yeah just pipe bomb thank you just kill him good yeah all right he's all right he's done all right all right he's done all right he's done Chris tip two dollars says I need me a slice of that kadumpy hang on I got it man I'm pretty warm I think it's time to shed a layer I'm kind of overheating it's got a little sweaty in this kitchen uh I did have hang on I think there's something else in the coat uh what is that oh that's just my badge detective Colombo homicide LAPD uh and I got one more thing in here just one more just one more onion gonna use this later later [Applause] all right I'm Gonna Take It Off for me thank you [Applause] foreign warm in this kitchen ah roll the sleeves up too while we're at it go ahead and let's get him out of the way that way I don't get anything on him the wife hates it when I when I stain the shirts the coat doesn't show it so much but the shirts oh all right now then let's see where were we heat that's right we were in heat I mean we were we were adding heat we were gonna turn the heat up to forget it hang on I need that The Next Step The Next Step says can't [ __ ] read heat olive oil approximate heat setting five that means five on the oven on the on the stove I mean on the stove wait a minute I almost forgot speaking of oven did uh I I not to rush you I just have to check I just gotta be sure okay all right we're good good good no no no I it's just the only way it's actually the it's actually the only way I can check on this sorry the note to self for the next stream you understand uh we're gonna add some meat but we need some olive oil so the recipe says uh three tablespoons of olive oil so we're gonna get our Turtle I know you like the turtle I like the turtle too and our olive oil hang on it's right here [Music] Bertolli not a sponsored stream by the way [Music] I was not given a steam key for this it's like pulling a grenade out I think I gotta pull the pin on the olive oil what's going on these days how many how many tablespoons of this uh three tablespoons I'm not doing that perennial astronaut uh not yet not yet three tablespoons uh go ahead and do one uh two three yeah that's good now I know the chili recipe has been a little bit slow up to this point you know what with all the dicing and the cutting and The Chopping this is where this is where things are going to start moving a little faster so it's gonna we're gonna we're gonna start making some progress towards Chile here all right so you got your three tablespoons of olive oil that should be enough just go ahead and get this out of the way perfect now we're gonna go ahead and put it on the stove okay and this dial here now you can't really see it sorry I'm gonna set it to uh five medium it says medium on the dial the cooktop is now on okay it's important you stay calm at this part the stakes are very high now while we're waiting for that to heat up put that over there uh we don't need the can opener anymore probably not even the olive oil wipe this up a little bit perfect and I'm going to go ahead and read some more of this stuff this stuff you've been saying to me in the uh notifications thing all right what do we got here Garrick tip two dollars said yo Gianni I currently can't watch the stream right now but I shall tip you anyways lamou and then has a voice request well thankfully I'm a very good voice actor it says I know this character I kind of like him he's a little [ __ ] that's what I like about him Google stop showing me sex ads I know there are disparate [ __ ] in the area I have a mirror foreign [Music] takes me a little longer to do those on this setup then then the younger fellow normally runs the stream he's got a faster setup for it I'm not so quick but uh that's my Gabrielle 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it often maybe that's a little hot maybe not I cooked off some of the olive oil by accident we're going to just add another little pinch of olive oil just a little more to compensate for our little uh mistake there there we go it's all good they're fine they're fine you don't need to worry they're fine oh it smells delicious even after taking five consecutive bites out of an onion like an apple smells phenomenal [Music] all right now we're gonna go ahead and Heat this up until soft see it says cook till soft like you you're soft you're soft and you're a good beanie so we just wait start stir and wait wait and stir while we're waiting I'll read some more of these messages I won't forget it I won't forget it Eugene tipped a dollar and said hey quick question how'd you feel if I well we can't talk about that on this platform I'm sorry but the thought is appreciated zaku972 subscribed with Prime come on and Sam tipped a dollar and said are you two inches tall is this a dollhouse is the 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you bat subscribe to Prime it's Rory subscribe to Prime and 100 bits for media Studios saying I love the community hey I love you hang on are is it already did you do it I can't tell I have to hit the button sorry oh my God we are getting close Geez Louise make sure you get the sides when you're doing this see that there I want to make sure you get what's on the sides that way well I mean it's all right if you do have some raw oh are you getting fogged up hang on I got you just rub that off just rub you off there we go all right back where you were those onions are almost ready for the next part something I messed up I was supposed to cut up the Red Onion when I was doing the other onions I'm gonna do that now I think I've got time just a red onion uh help Captain the sound of my cold and my cheeks clapping keeps alerting the murderer hang on real quick real quick well not too quick you don't want to hurt yourself Chad are red onions supposed to be uh squishy and wet on the inside we may have uh is just like when your mother I think I'm just gonna throw that part out the rest of it seems fine I'm gonna throw that part out yeah that's like scorn get rid of that the rest of it seems fine wash them out just to be safe oh God it burns boy it burns don't forget to stir don't forget don't forget to stir these onions are soft that means they're ready for the next step foreign all right get that out of the way there all we're gonna do is we're gonna crack open it says it on the instructions right here it says uh and meat cook till little to no pink [Music] I don't like that I thought I saw somebody say Devin chat I'm there's no it's not a Bobby Flay all right [Applause] adding the meat so there's some meat for you not the paper you don't want to add the paper put that meat in there okay now it's a thousand grams that's the measurement it's a thousand grams of meat that we're putting in [Applause] uh just that right in there all right now let me tell you something yeah this guy put up a fight [Applause] long arms wrong you just want to Stir It combine these two [Applause] really get it in there man even after he's still tough huh go figure [Applause] when I turn the heat up a little bit but what you want is it's nice and combined and then we're just gonna let it cook a bit until it's uh until all the until it looks like cooked meat you know foreign looks cooked let's get back to this onion well we got a minute hang on there we go I I think it's safe maybe like this weird Brown part I don't want to get that out of here this side too maybe I I think it's safe I think it looks fine what do you think I think it looks fine I I don't feel worried it's just the Garney foreign it's really important to stir it a lot you really gotta Stir It you don't want it to stick to the bottom and it'll burn foreign smells phenomenal I always joke with my wife I tell her one day this is exactly where I'm gonna stop cooking I'm gonna forget about the chili and I'm just gonna take this pot of meat and onions and walk over to the couch and start eating it with the spoon I swear I swear it smells so good you could just stop right here we're gonna make the chili today but you could do that and it would be pretty tasty there we go that's fine that's fine don't forget to stir [Applause] foreign looks delicious okay well it looks delicious to me what do you think I think it looks pretty good it's almost time for The Next Step let's see if we can finish this onion [Music] Jesus Christ all right don't worry about that that's fine I know what I'm doing I got it uh there we go [Music] Colombo are you crying no we talked about it I told you no tears see no tears no tears glass eyes don't cry no tears [Music] thank you where did that one go that was crazy that guy got out of here that's what I'm gonna do once I get a bowl of chili I'm out of here I'm so hungry I could eat a man or your mother all right so we're gonna put these into a little bowl [Music] no chat you're not a little bowl I don't know what you are you're a little something maybe a little sus gotta Stir It kind of waited too long really should have stirred it a little sooner but it's fine get that over there it's fine [Applause] looking good looking delicious you see this wasn't that doesn't that just look appetizing couldn't you just eat that exactly how it is I mean maybe a little bite it's honestly that's a little disappointing doesn't have any flavor yet what was I thinking it also burned off all of my taste buds but that's that's not important foreign do you know let's consult the list ah my favorite step and everything but garnish items to pan this is where it gets good I'm gonna try to give you a view of this it's a little hard with the setup do a little stir a little stir just like that one TF2 guy a little stir foreign OverWatch guy I don't know and everything but the garnish items you got your beans your tomatoes your beans not the not the can of tomato paste that doesn't go in sorry and you got the sluice [Music] we're gonna add them it's time here we go got the beans in there get that out of the way get your diced tomatoes in there delicious gotta get your green peppers in there don't forget we did those uh two hours ago it's been a bit huh easy to forget them I almost did and your onions oh no wait the onions are already in the pot hold on hold on we don't need to add the onions we already added the onions sorry forgot uh and then the sluice you go ahead and add this you add your sluice okay pour that in there now you see some of it's going to try to stay in the in the measuring cup you got to get all that out you got to get all that chili powder out flavor all that sweet chili flavor all right now the next part really important it says immediately what does it say immediately but bring to boil then immediately drop to simmer approx Heats it in three okay I like settings for myself so you gotta Stir It set the dial to high okay put it put it so it's gonna get really hot give it a nice swap around hear that let me get you closer so you can hear it let me turn the gain up so you can hear that slop [Applause] your father when I never mind let me turn it back down for you a little loud okay that's good that needs to get hot okay so I'm gonna have to add you I'm kidding it's a joke but you do look pretty good today we gotta get this to boil they say a watched pot never boils so don't look at it but you got to look at it because you got to Stir It let you stir it without looking at it this is dangerous don't do that never I shouldn't do that you want that to get to a boil then comes the long part then we're gonna have to simmer it for at least 30 minutes or however long you can wait okay the more you simmer it the more it's gonna it's gonna get those flavors Incorporated you could go an hour it would be fine you could simmer it forever and then you take it off the heat you take it off the heat you turn off the heat and then after you simmer you take it off the heat to let it thicken for however long you can wait maybe about another 30 minutes now truthfully it's never the best sorry it's never the best on the first day it's best on the second day after it's thickened in the fridge but I'm hungry and my wife's hungry and that guy's hungry he's still here so we're gonna we're gonna let it thicken for you know maybe maybe in maybe 30 minutes and uh now we're gonna have ourselves some bowls of chili thankfully to help me kill that time I'm gonna have you we're just gonna chat while we wait [Music] hear that slew swapping around oh it's so wet so moist in there makes you wish you could makes you think something I'm thinking something foreign get that out of there that bowl over here this is when it's a good time to start doing a little bit of cleanup maybe take care of some of the dishes throw some of the waste away hide the evidence you know that sort of thing instead of any of that I'm gonna check in with you I'm gonna see what you've been saying what do you got for me oh my goodness a lot of stuff thank you does my hair look alright no no it doesn't it's okay the Hat hides everything get some of that disgusting Italian grease off my hands whenever you're touching Italian it's like never mind I don't want to talk about it quick cover up the food crumbs what do we got slicer Shanks subscribe to Prime scorching gray cheered 100 bits said can you take off the tie and undo one of your shirt buttons As a treat it's accurate to his outfit and murder under glass I promise I remember I was there in fact I've been here the whole time so yeah I wouldn't mind loosening up a little bit getting some of this stuff out of here I'm already one button down can I do a second button is that too many buttons that's probably fine I'm gonna put this on the other guy the skinny guy I think you're here wait let me guess you oh that's hard to do for somebody else uh it goes over and then under and then it goes down into the uh feature there oh geez that's all wrong but you know what you wear it now anyway this guy's a fashion icon oh we got a stir boy there sure are some sounds huh it's not a boil yet when you're when you're stirring make sure to try to scrape the bottom really get down there just in case anything's sticking on you want to peel it up get it back into the chili it's getting there you cover it it might boil a little faster but then you can't see it and I like looking at it I just love looking at it waiting for that to boil big guy zero nine zero one cheered a thousand bits wow thank you I forget I don't know Twitches made up currency works but I assume it's a lot thank you uh I accidentally bought fifty dollars worth of bits in my sleep so I'm feeling a little generous what can I say well thank you big guy gets you an extra bowl of chili because you're such a big guy gungle Cox gooner cooch tipped a dollar and says hey Gianni eat any books lately hahaha get it because normally it's 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we have here foreign [Music] smelly scramble though [Music] foreign there we go thank you Salvador oh wait it's boiling you see that it's boiling so now what we're gonna do is oh it's starting to look like chili we're gonna drop it to a simmer I think uh the heat setting I do on like three if you can see that there put it down to three that's what it says in the instructions it says bring to boil drop the simmer approx heat setting three and they want and then well I I want I wrote it I wrote the I I wrote the recipe I don't know if that's a surprise for you I said uh simmer about 30 minutes so that's at about 4 45 uh if you can remember in a chat if you could remind me in about 30 minutes probably take it off the heat it doesn't have to be exact again the longer the better uh but we are gonna let it simmer and stir occasionally mmm chilly you know I thought all that onion I hate was gonna ruin my appetite but thankfully I could still go for a bowl of chili all right what do we got 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gonna do it again abrielle Gabrielle Ultra kill my wife's a huge fan draws all kinds of um art of you she wanted me to ask uh why does V1 call you baby girl [Music] thank you thank you Mal a camp agna for for the additional tip one sec did you see that Chad Chad did you see that hang on Mrs Columbo just threw something is the stream dying is the stream dying are we good sorry my internet it's murder out here Mrs Colombo just threw something into the room uh I'm gonna see what it is just like that right there all right seems fresh there seems to be some kind of message on it it says uh chat is in your walls wear cat ears for five minutes or they all start [ __ ] well after this chili nonetheless I'll comply Mrs Colombo is very wise right on the chef's hat there we go they even match not bad I could be an echo boy if I wanted to stir all right that's chilly all right what do we got here hmm big guy zero nine zero one shirt another 500 bits thank you so much big guy says I'm hungry it's 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taking him back off but I know somebody who's gonna really enjoy wearing them this guy over here oh they look so good on you why they look a little too good on you give me enough of that this guy [Music] the jingle uh yeah it's it's watch this see that I don't actually have to snap I can just do whatever I want Anon tipped 420. thank you so much anonymous appreciate it I'll see a message there but love you kiss you gotta stir this looks so good [Music] sussy 985 cheered a 500 bits Sherman and said nothing funny to say I just think you're incredibly dude at what you do and it makes me happy I have internet connection pregnant Obama thank you thank you thank you for that thank you much appreciated much appreciated water all right hang on Chad one sec there's something we gotta check on how are we doing on the thing I I don't if if we don't hit it it's not a big deal I don't want to make a big deal out of it I just have to check that's all you understand three away oh my God we're getting pretty close and soon we're all gonna have to find out what's in the oven it could be anything in there can you tell there's something in there I don't know what it is oh oh platonic father just gifted three subs thank you platonic father we've hit the goal it's time are you ready to find out what it is Chad are you really ready [Music] all right I'm gonna show you it's spent in G Spanton that's right that's who's in the oven he's been here the whole time he's been here here watching us pipe bomb oh God I should have done that that's the Stream well spamson then all you have to say you little rat bastard what do I do with him Chad what do we do with spant and G spampton huh we hate this guy what do we what do we do with him [Music] cook them [Music] you want me to cook them you want me to put them in the chili all right say your prayers you piece of [ __ ] you're going in the pot do you hate it give him another dunk foreign that's what you deserve [Music] foreign stay there [Music] where I hope Toby fox sees this finally murdered [Music] thank you all so much for all your support this stream [Music] we couldn't have done it without you 500 Subs we got skeleton and we saw what was in the oven I couldn't have asked for more thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottom of my chili [Music] that was a lot of work I need to calm down oh I know it always helps me relax some of my favorite snacks smells terrible this was the cheapest one they had at the store but I really can't get enough of these Mrs Columbo says I can't smoke him in the house I say no problem [Music] delicious I don't want to eat the whole thing right now I don't want to spoil my appetite for the chili but I can't get enough of that my God [Music] yummy delicious really [Music] oh I forgot we're still playing the song cut the song got the song we're done with that I need water boy those cheap ones are spicy got so much chili on me now it's on the light [Music] all right hang on I gotta stir [Applause] now chili might be a little bit thicker thanks to our good friend over there still got some of that water all right let me see what people are saying hang on Ruble subscribed with Prime thank you so much Oliver cheered 100 bits and said delicioso I can't wait it's gonna be amazing spaghett subscribed thank you spaghett Henry tipped 420. thank you Henry as a voice request here for Gabrielle from Ultra kill I think I can still do that voice it says hang on viviane you are poggers [Music] is an orange monster because you're Epic [Music] foreign that's a very sweet message to send somebody thank you Henry Zen Yaya tipped two dollars and said Gianni I am [ __ ] paying you to never eat an actual cigar ever again you got it no refunds subscribed with Prime thank you very much no refunds so true what am I doing I'm a mess oh geez I've really got it all over you know the wife asked me if I wanted to uh use an apron and uh I told her I told her I didn't think I'd need one I guess I did need one but uh well I'm on air I can't be this messy on air it's indecent I think the undershirt's still clean foreign [Applause] there's a little bit on it but uh it's definitely cleaner cleaner than the over shirt wow I've been working out oh hang on might as well untuck this now oh hang on I gotta stir look at that now the pants foreign about another five minutes we're gonna take it off the heat from what I'm seeing in the chat I think that's not the only thing that needs to be taken off the heat Purge sandals subscribed thank you so much and Fork tipped two dollars says Hey Big Colombia fellow nor'easterner here I joined this stream with no expectations but I can say with certainty that I have definitely left much gayer than I arrived which is saying a lot thanks for that you're welcome foreign [Music] five minutes we're gonna take it off to eat and then I'm gonna start working on cleaning up a little kind of made a little bit of a mess things got kind of crazy we'll start cleaning up do a little bit of aftercare maybe by the time we're done cleaning up the chili will be ready first I got it yet the Garney ready [Music] oh my God don't worry that was just the ring light it's in the sink now hang on I just got to clean it off though oh there's chili all over it it fell on spamton it's not good oh there's chili in the ring light that's gonna take that's gonna take a while to clean ah all right sorry the gurney let's get that thank you foreign people were asking what's in the fridge I I don't need a sub goal for that one I'll show you it's a normal fridge it's got ingredients and stuff in it really not sorry nothing there's not another spampton [Applause] now about the garden [Applause] pickled jalapenos [Music] shredded cheese I like this tacos and nachos one pretty tasty in fact sometimes I sneak myself a little snack just for being so good delicious [Applause] then the hot sauce [Music] we like this one Valentina it's a little vinegary it's pretty good you can use any hot sauce you want Tabasco tabasco's good what else oh yeah and the red onion we cut this up earlier if you remember that'll be the garnish all optional oh wait there's another one I know I'll show you sour cream some people like this on their chili I don't do it what I like to do is I like to prepare a little uh station [Music] so like I'll set up uh a little row of garnishes so that when people get their bowls of chili they could put what they like on it so you know leave a little Fork here so they can get their jalapenos cheese bag hot sauce already opened you know it has this little tab on it I'm gonna get that out of there uh that way they can just have it uh you could just pinch this out they don't need it they don't need an instrument for that sour cream put that there use the lid as like a little uh plate for the spoon see I'll show you like this so you got your pickled jalapenos there bag cheese there hot sauce uh onions sour cream nothing fancy really nothing fancy got a stir not gonna drink the hot sauce Chad I'm not gonna drink the hot sauce it's a nice hot sauce but I'm not I'm not gonna drink it Chad 30 minutes have passed I'm kind of hungry we'll go ahead and take it off the heat you could let it simmer longer to build more flavor I think spampton added a lot of flavor so I think we've given ourselves an advantage here so we'll go ahead and take it off the heat now turn the burner off and that's gonna sit for another 30 minutes or so longer if you can now at this point the longer you wait the thicker it's going to be which is which is better it's going to be really at its best the next day we're not going to wait a whole day to have chili but you let it sit it'll it'll it'll be better for it just a little beverage spicy oh that water's spicier than I remember that wasn't my water all right Chad we gotta do a little bit of cleanup we made a mess uh it's gonna be hard for me to work this but we gotta clean maybe do a little stir uh I think if I do this this is the most dangerous thing I've ever done in my life wait wasn't this supposed to be set to warm lighting oh it is okay with this there I gotta turn it around hang on which way there we go like that now you can probably hear me a little better you can't really see because it's such a mess but we're gonna fix it okay we're gonna clean up make things a little easier on Mrs Columbo I'm gonna wash out these cans just rinse them out you don't need to get fancy but make sure you do get them completely clean I don't know if you know this but uh if it's not totally clean it can actually it can ruin an entire batch of recycling uh they they assisted the system sucks actually the whole thing is kind of a sham uh so that so that businesses don't have to take environmental responsibility so they try to convince you that it's your fault uh the whole none of the [ __ ] Works none of that [ __ ] really works but we're gonna pretend like it does and uh rinse them out that way we can recycle them uh make ourselves feel better about ourselves and ignore the worsening conditions perfect facade continues on everybody's happy these meat packages throw these out I should have put these right in the garbage I don't know what they're doing here uh that was a mistake can lids throw those into why not foreign [Applause] I'm already making a mess here [Music] so what I like to do is take my little towel hold it up that way it's uh you know water isn't pulling up all over the counter hang on I'm gonna stir the chili foreign not really looking too good uh I'm gonna go ahead and put this into my uh special bin for uh special it's going in the trash thing I've ever done all right uh got that cup Phantom let's rip his little let's rip his suit off you see that ah now who's the one who's stripping down I don't know if he can ever come clean we took his clothes off button look at him he's blushing [Applause] that speaker's not working anymore he doesn't have anything to say anymore I think he's dead [Applause] he's supposed to be talking when you squeeze him here [Applause] I I think I think we I think we found ourselves a victim perfect murder [Applause] you can just squeeze his stupid little head out [Applause] I heard him make a noise he almost talked um I'm not too sure if he'll ever be clean so what I'm gonna do is uh you see that bloop in over there [Applause] that's my recycling bin he seemed like he was always a fan of facades making stuff up I think the recycling is the perfect place for him throw his phone in there too and his little suit [Applause] don't have to deal with him anymore I'm gonna start the chili it's not on the heat but it makes me feel better to Stir It foreign now we can clean some actual dishes this uh this isn't what my setup normally looks like uh things are a little bit messy because of the stream and the whole setup with with making it so you could I'm sure you understand uh and our kitchen normally isn't this cramped [Applause] you see what I have here is uh wires in the sink I don't think that's where those should be I'm gonna move those uh uh and uh maybe get a second uh rag just to prevent the water from going over there near where all the I'm borrowing this equipment from that younger fella he says he uses it a lot uh so I'm just gonna do that [Applause] let's wash some of these dishes that one's clean well uh right never mind don't worry it's nothing go ahead and wash our measuring spoons really got to get the tablespoon one because we use that for oil [Applause] make it nice and clean put it on the drying rack which is uh not as clean as it was before spampton uh splashed his mess all over it that guy's nothing but trouble I'm glad he's out of here clean the measuring cup you might remember we use this for the sluice don't need this anymore [Music] don't worry with the curtains hiding foreign there's nothing behind the curtain [Applause] uh well I got a minute uh I just want to let you know if you're uh watching this maybe on a on a YouTube uh YouTube bot archive here let me I'll show you uh and we have a thing uh [Applause] I am bad if you're watching it on on the YouTube VOD uh hi you're you're just as valid even though you're not here live um and and uh there's a new promotion on the YouTube archive Channel where if you're a channel member there's memberships now you get emojis like some of the ones you might see on this stream and if you remember you can uh get voice requests uh just like how do people here do on Twitch and also if you do a super thanks it's what they call it I think in the YouTube comments of uh two dollars or more you can also get voice requests just like how do people here do except obviously I'll have to read those on the next stream I can't do it I can't time travel yet but I'll check those uh notifications whenever I'm doing streams as I go live and read out any that might have come through that way I don't know why I'm saying I'm gonna do this Gianni's gonna do this I'm not gonna do this after I get my bowl of chili I dematerialize I I cease to exist after I get what I want the contract is is completed and the cycle begins anew I don't think I need to explain anymore I think you get the idea so the dishes are cleaned now I just gotta put away the uh we got some more ingredients out here olive oil put that away don't worry about that sound salt put that back up here let me let me put you back where you were let me get your back comfortable right in this under the cabinet view that it cuts off this is the best we could do I we're don't worry about it why is the ring light in the shot to be like off what happened oh there we go okay that's about right oh yeah the song putting the salt away in this cabinet that's above your head uh watch out on your head foreign we have all this um tomato paste that we didn't use might look familiar might look too familiar uh so we're gonna we're gonna store that foreign ER always said if you store something just in the can in the fridge you get botulism how about you chat I don't want botulism I want chili oh yeah the mic sorry all right all right hang on please turn Mike towards you detective oh uh just oh uh hang on no don't worry here look at the chili [Applause] oh Jesus Oh Christ [Music] you really [ __ ] up this time Columbo they're gonna figure it out if you're gonna figure everything out oh God all right stay calm stay calm they don't know stay calm they don't know they don't know they don't know all right there we go back to normal back to normal [Music] so yeah you don't want botulism so you so you do this you do this [Music] We're not gonna get it all [Music] and then what we do is we put that in the fridge so Mrs Colombo can use it she cooks a lot she cooks a lot she'll use it oh trust me she'll use it you can put anything in that fridge and she'll use it tomato paste onions a man she'll use it gets you oh it gets used I forgot Spanton was in there he looks so pathetic now I guess he always looks pretty pathetic huh foreign took it off the heat at 4 45 it is now 504 so if we were saying 30 minutes maybe in another 10 minutes it's gonna be chilly time pretty exciting thank you again a couple more things out of the way I gotta put the chili powder back in its secret place foreign powder bucket my wife tells me everybody's got a powder bucket I told her I never heard of it she says yeah maybe it's a Dutch thing my wife is Dutch did I ever tell you that let me tell you something the Dutch whoa there's something that's all I'm gonna say now then I have just enough time before Chili Time to go ahead and read some more of your kind messages uh oh boy it's really messy here let's see what the people have been saying you folks are too nice you're too nice you're you're so kind you want a frick frack subscribe with Prime thank you sussie 985 cheered 300 bits and said no but seriously your content is of extremely high quality and it's genuinely the most creative I've seen on Twitch for a long time it makes my day better thank you for sharing this your mother thank you uh let me tell you something they got they got this this uh this channel it's called a Wayne radio TV [Music] it's gonna blow your mind it's gonna blow your mind check it out okay Vincent tip 690 says Lieutenant can I study you under a microscope unfortunately I'm far too small you can't detect me thank you Elita tip 690 says I love you please smack my ass with the righteous hand of the father you have crushed me sorry I think that's for the other guy I'll uh I'll let him know thank you fruit Samurai resubbed for two months says Bing chilling couldn't agree more my friend butane boss tipped two dollars has a voice request here for me Colombo it says one more thing Lord goth we said the doctor was by a camera at the time he supposedly shot the Lord president well we found that cameraman in the camera shrunk they say it's the work of the time lord the master know anything about that [Music] thank you butane boss [Applause] insane as always lizard tipped 420. thank you lizard has a voice request here for the other guy uh hang on I can do this voice one sec do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created [Music] thank you thank you thank you thank you I've been playing a lot of ultra kill I'm getting pretty good at that voice thank you Julian tip 420 says thank you for such a fun stream Mr Columbo bless up love you the bless up wasn't in there sorry uh just compulsive uh thank you for such a fun stream Mr Colombo love you love you too love you kiss you Long John subscribed jail Laughlin hit two dollars and said hey Gianni just wanted to swing by and let you know that my buddy just said and I quote Gianni's big ripped arms are giving me gender Envy man keep up the good work big man let me tell you something pipe bomb let me tell you something Gianni wishes he could be as ripped as Lieutenant Colombo alright he's working out I've been seeing him it's pretty pathetic detective damn Chan subscribed with Prime thank you so much gwyndolin13 subscribed Griffin the ultimate subscribe to Prime and pot did Chuck rate rated with five viewers thank you hi sorry I can't read but thank you for the raid hope you're all having fun foreign six four four nine three four subscribed thank you you folks are way too way too kind way too much support honestly because I'm out of python when I'm out of here it's gonna be the other guy and let me tell you he doesn't deserve it he doesn't deserve it Chili Time might say another few minutes [ __ ] good what do you think Chad looking pretty good a little watery but again tomorrow it's gonna be perfect it's gonna be perfect tomorrow we're gonna eat it tonight anyway but tomorrow it's gonna be perfect oh yeah I gotta put the tomato sauce away or the paste uh I'll just use the uh the plastic wrap [Applause] I'm gonna cut myself on the little teeth this is so hard why is this so difficult why is the world so cruel to little guys here we go perfect put that in the fridge I think we're looking pretty good I guess I could put the recipe away I'll give you one last look in case you missed it in case you need a reference again this is well we call it gamer chili simple chili gamer chili whatever you like uh these were the directions we did this we stirred off and diced all onions and peppers put them in bowls open all the cans drain the juice from the beans put the water into a big measuring cup we added the paste powder and salt heated the olive oil on medium once hot we added the yellow onions cooked until soft added the meat cooked a little to no pink and everything but Garney items to pot bring the boil then immediately drop to simmer proxy setting three I don't know you want to interpret that low I guess simmer for at least 30 minutes or however long you can wait an hour is pretty good 30 minutes is fine take off heat to thicken more for however long you can wait 30 minutes is fine again in the fridge tomorrow it's gonna be it's gonna be phenomenal and uh and uh last step we're about to do dumping the Bulls add garnishes to personal preference I'm excited for that part oh and here's the measurements in case you wanted to see that I can't really see what I'm doing here uh there you go perfect putting it back in my secret place pipe bombs are optional you don't have to foreign if you like it spicy add some pipe bonds up to you let's get some bowls out oh God don't worry this is all fine that's all normal sounds uh we splashed some chili out of these earlier that little rat bastard let me tell you I hate that guy uh just gotta clean the dry Chili off now Chad once I make these bowls of chili I'm gonna be ending the Stream I'll die I'll disappear and I'll be gone [Applause] this is my final Testament but I'm hungry so let's do it foreign first Bowl oh I forgot you gotta taste it make sure we don't have to add anything hmm foreign good chili uh notes of um hang on I'm gonna double dip really good nice chili flavor it kind of tastes like a scam I'm not sure where that's coming from uh oh that's right when we added the spampton right so maybe don't do that when you make this at home uh I I think I think it made it a little worse it's good to experiment sometimes but yeah I know I wouldn't I wouldn't do that again still really good let's make some bowls swap that in there foreign I like a big bowl of chili [Music] second bowl this one's for Mrs Columbo her appetite's not as big but let me tell you for chili we're gonna have to tastes pretty big she loves the taste of my chili and the third Bowl for our friend our special friend our helper gotta make one for him his name I think I think I'll call him Neil one for Neil I'm gonna add the Garnier let me see if I can show you this I like to do uh [Applause] a little bit of a Sprinkle of the cheese that's always pretty nice what about you you're one with Neil by watching this stream you fuse with him okay when he eats you eat you understand uh so we got the um cheese on there go ahead and do some of the red onions just raw red onions right on there you don't have to do too much well you don't have to do any you know but they're pretty good I I like a lot of them I like I like the the I really like the red onions a little bit of that hot sauce get that get that on there just right in the uh right in the center and drill it around a little bit it's it's more of a it's more of a style thing you know ranking up your style points by adding a little bit of that a little bit of that hot sauce and uh we're gonna go ahead and do some pickled jalapenos where'd my jalapeno Fork go I don't know I lost it oh I used it for the tomato paste that's right and so I just like to dot these around it's kind of hard to do one-handed but I'll persevere normally all right I'm just going in there like to place it around you know make like a little star give it that uh designer touch this one yeah I'm going Hands-On I don't even care I need chili I need chili because the chili will free me from this realm when I eat the chili I can go back I can go back to the darkness to the nothing where I'm comfortable it hurts me to be here I have to go back home good that Eugene leaving love you Eugene having a have a good night now for the Final Touch what we're about to do is entirely optional you don't have to do this but if you want you can have it detective style there's one more thing at at I'll show you that's right crackers are welcome here well really any skin color is welcome here you wanted detective Style you take a handful of saltines and you just go ahead and rush them up get him get him all over the chili detective Style just like that we're done I'm gonna read these notifications and then I have to go the Chili's waiting I am hungry Mrs Colombo is hungry that guy is hungry but I'm gonna read I'm gonna read these okay and then we're done what do we got here just that guy Chris resubscribed with prime for two months thank you big guys zero nine zero one cheered 500 bits says I need my chili before you dematerialize don't worry we're gonna get you taken care of you'll feel it you'll feel it jellied ice resubscribe for nine months says Gianni I want to compliment you on your voice and that fighting Gabrielle has become my new challenge it's such a rewarding experience when I do beat his second phase you know Gianni's not here right now but let me tell you I've been playing a lot of ultra kill and uh it could be a real challenge sometimes but when you get it so good really looking forward to act three I hope they had sex gwyndolin 13 tipped 420 said you think Colombo would enjoy some Lancer RPG if RPG stands for a chili pachilly good chili then absolutely raised on Rambo tip two dollars and said it has a voice request here for uh an old friend of mine yeah I know this guy he and I go way back all right rainbow I gotcha it goes a little something like this I'm getting silly with my chili [Music] thank you so true and with that it's time for me to get silly with my chili and Say Goodbye all right just one more thing meme rat cheer 245 bits and said what happens when you dematerialize are you ready you're gonna feel it you're gonna feel it all right here it comes Colombo loves you Colombo loves you