my favorite hobbies is getting into people's [ __ ] heads and making them go crazy basically gaslighting and making it feel stupid make even feel weak and secure and driving them to Insanity yeah can you go back for a second for just just a moment I'm not listening to you please entertain me just this one thing is there a tiny version of you flexing in the background oh that's hercuad that's his like sidekick oh yeah yeah like he just cheers you on during the game okay that's good is it really called herculed yeah he's in the movie herculite is I've seen the movie before he's not there's nothing in the movie Hercules this is sounding really familiar it's when he's like signing all the pictures and the guy's like I'm hercuad I'm your biggest fan he's like you're gonna be my sidekick Oh I thought there was literally a smaller version of Hercules called Hercules that is it that's what I'm talking about it's not a close note it's like just a guy dresses Hercules you know it's a clone it's a clone it's not a [ __ ] clone of Hercules in the movie what are you talking about it machine we got a mosquito that bit you and we cloned you welcome to Hercules this movie all the time how do you not remember that that would be I'd get sick if I saw that that'd be like a good plot or a sequel like there's this that is not you collected herculead you monster yes that's the action figure I was always with you I was almost with you little guys like dresses Hercules say I love you no he's not I made that up no there is a goddaughter Kids versus Hercules in that movie because you've just Gaslight I was up to a point I was waiting I was way even willing to believe that they ever hurt you have you heard of the new uh social justice movement I woke where all the Ewoks are now woke [Music] [ __ ] off don't be me you had me for a second how could you even slightly believe that well I there's been there's been there's been worse holy [ __ ] there has been worse [ __ ] than that there should be an eyewoke movement did you see that the uh the [ __ ] porgs at least tellers had like legitimately they like Drew on their vaginas but they've been really pixelated in the movie they did did they really there's a scene with your Fly Above his head you can see their little [ __ ] beneath yeah I [ __ ] hate it Elaine degenerate did UCLA degenerate posted on Twitter you suit you posted on Twitter what was it a picture of her [ __ ] fallopian tube there's a picture of her [ __ ] Bigfoot stepping on the camera and she said watch out I'm gonna stop I'm gonna stop out the haters [Music] oh that did not happen it did oh you're actually lying now there's an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians where a huge ass tarantula crawls onto Kim Kardashian's hand she slaps it to death what that is not real it would be good I like you love us I like him too he was talking about building like a coverator or something like that comrade he wasn't doing that that's not real yeah how is that Roamer you said a video where it was like a POV of him probably a long stream come across his desk and he was going oh okay okay Zach you're gonna get us banned the first game to ever have uh Rumble feature was a warm Odyssey for the SNES play that one what are you talking about I know you're lying no no worm Odyssey yeah it had Rebel features were modesty what do you do what I call it every time I get a [ __ ] you save sweetie are you ready to go in the world honestly and she Yelps did you know that Jim Cummings calls up children in hospitals and puts on the Winnie the Pooh voice and he says you're going to die I'm sure he doesn't do that last part can't believe you've done this when those guys actually fell into a wood grinder really yeah that's terrible was it on purpose did he die or just get injured he lost his body from his toes to his neck oh wait wait a minute that would be everything but his head he couldn't still be alive he wasn't he died all right then was any part of that true the camera Zooms in his head at the top I can't believe you've done this he didn't really get caught in a wood chipper no I made that up okay sometimes you gotta make up things for funniness to happen maybe that's what it came down to someone was just so Star Struck by Peter Dinklage that they they're like well I said gnome struck did I say no I'm stress dude we absolutely didn't you guys are [ __ ] messed up dude there's no way I said gnome I can't believe you said that wait I need to listen listen back to this you're so [ __ ] messed up like how would I even come up with gnomes you're right here folks what report the Press reports reports of the press tell them what happened go go go the thing is I'm believing you now that I said no I'm strive Tomar is gonna have to [ __ ] chase down a mail carrier before he delivers news to the press that he said gnome struck to clear his name yeah sorry guys I gotta go uh shout out to our boy psychic Pebbles uh Zach who we love more than anything in this world or who [ __ ] with us constantly can we tell that story sure yeah I was I was just like he hasn't he has an interesting manner of speech yeah and I was like why do you why do you talk like that Zach and he was like oh man my mom and my dad I got into a car accident and I was like oh really no [Laughter] and that was the end of it like I was just like so taken aback I was like oh I guess that answers my question I was 13 my love attack out of the car accident are you serious no it was more like she was like no you stupid basket yeah America's a real [ __ ] if you think about it well my niece got bit uh my lease got done bit by a copperhead and died because of that wait really yeah you got a niece that died my buddies Doug got bit by a cup I would have believed that you told me other weird stories that were true my least I got bit by a copperhead shut up you know his worst video ever you did the top 15 uh most like like biggest figures like historical figures that I hate it was like liberal one Martin Luther King Jr I thought a lot of the movie was [ __ ] did he really yeah I did not like I did not support the Civil Rights Movement random people as bigots oh my God what should we Carter just killed himself shut up instantly knew you were lying you weren't even on the Tweet you were scrolling while you said that you couldn't even look all this daddy [ __ ] that's a good lie though they'd be [ __ ] up if like 93 year old Jimmy Carter is just like wrote a suicide note what would it say I'm gonna shoot myself my Peanut Farm got sick my Peanut Farm withered my peanut butter peanut butter does he have a peanut firm yeah that's what he's famous for he's a peanut butter president oh my peanut butter whether the way my penis went sour that's [ __ ] pictures why do you want to die what I want to freaking die cause my penis would freaking shower why would he say that even oh oh pissed off peanuts go sour that's wrong I don't think she's making this up no that's what he really said everyone [ __ ] pissed my prayers were sour what's wrong don't put don't punch [ __ ] dude shower Chris has one little man tattoo and one uh Juwanna Man tattoo on him this is gonna be some word play what you wanted man no no no literally that's a movie you know about your water man right yeah it's the remake of managuana shut up you know what if it's real Zach this is literally the stupidest [ __ ] you've ever made up this is the biggest one the the Wikipedia yeah yeah do it I remember it so you don't have to Chris this is literally your first Dementia moment yeah I'm sorry what is this a [ __ ] YouTube clip of Juwanna Man got only one option to play as a woman I'm here here Juwanna Mann do you want a man do you want a man do you want a man yes Juwanna Man oh my God Israel did you see that new story and seeing over that old lady like pooped inside her pants and it pulled up inside of her uh I killed her yeah no that's not real it's true I thought I'd see you then why were you watching CNN for it was an article that said old lady poops her pants CNN I really did weight loss was moving for like theaters you're [ __ ] with me no I swear how it's got like an 80 million dollar budget shut up yeah right Hawkeye is kind of not as good as the other Avengers I noticed that personally but how could I put a gun into his wife's mouth in real life the actor he really did yeah there's a rumor that she said really a [ __ ] son okay put it good this way I saw it on the uh official Jeremy Renner apps in his wife's mouth threatened sorry put a gun in his mouth threatened to kill himself and fired the gun into the ceilings Zach this sounds like a lie you'd specifically make up October 19 that's not like my hero Hawkeye I don't think Hawkeye would put a gun into his mouth actually that sounds exactly like what Hawkeye would do that's that's what Hawkeye did to Thanos to stop Thanos he said I'm gonna kill himself dude relax two days ago yeah what is it did you not see it don't believe it I didn't see it you don't even know what it is yet he's still making it up no no no it's a new adventure I'm not kidding sure what does it do what does it do Zach I was I could look at the whole thing I feel like I feel like you can explain it like really briefly if it was a real thing it's like a new adventure that you attached to your phone and if you really like gaming Lounge it sends you it said you like a little jpeg of a gaming also cool and it's called it's called yeah oh wow okay what a shitty brand name but but but but if you talk into if you say uh I I need a GF I need a GF I need a GF you say it three times yeah it said you have jpeg of a really cute smiley girl oh yeah I would like that it's called chill boat it's an app uh I think it's made by Apple yeah for twenty dollars on the Apple Store [ __ ] off I was getting my ring if you had chill but you could have said how do I get past the spike and taking a picture of it that pees me off you want to see a speed running technology what what are you complaining about this time there's something to do with this bottle that was pretty Speedy that was pretty sweet come on what's up you're looking at things he can't show me the chewing face so I trusted you oh yeah really we haven't talked about this side the other [ __ ] thing yet I don't want you to explain wait what the true the chewing face that you're always showing me whatever whatever Zach sees me he's like Tomar check this thing this this cool thing up you might even have a description for it he uses all kinds of lies and deception but it's always the same thing he'll he'll hobo he'll hold up his phone and it's that that image of a like a chewing claymation face oh yeah the [ __ ] uh animal a Creature Comforts face yeah the Creature Comforts yeah it's always that the one who thinks it's so funny I think I've tricked you like 10 times that I go tomorrow oh my god look what happened did you see what happened to those and I'll lean over and shove them [ __ ] you actually can I make a request I haven't made a requested a while yeah what's your request my request is all of you with the view the audience right now can you guys trick trick your mom your dad or anybody should never do that listen say like oh my God like look what some of the dudes whatever that Rift act really well guys really really act like oh my God yeah bring your personal you have to record all this and record and then record yourself showing the little picture of the character on your phone of the guy chewing oh God you have to do that please so you're private torture for me is going because it's gonna go public with it we're going public we're going public life you can buy stocks so I'm gonna say yeah if there's a really good one we'll put it in the next episode you know it's so easy to get turned around in these levels half the time I'm like paranoid that I've gone back did you just eat a moth I'm not kidding I just saw a bottle of your mouth Jesus like have you seen Flight of the Navigator you ever seen love that's better what's that about it's about a little boy gets abducted into a spaceship he flies around the world you are literally a [ __ ] psychopath to making that up that's real that's real that is not real that is real watch Flight of the Navigator it's [ __ ] what year is it from uh 1922. no 80 something 88 probably what's the plot uh it's a little boy he walks out into the woods he gets abducted by an alien and then he gets put back into where he was but everyone's way older now it's a really bad that's actually a genuinely bad idea for a movie he's still a little boy and everyone's wife I thought you said it was about flying around the world he is he gets abducted by it twice what why that's a because it loves him or something you tell me the plot is that a little boy gets abducted there's like there's like 10 minutes of that yeah when he comes back everyone's like 50 years old yeah his brother's like 10. and then the movie just ends yeah no what happened is that is that act one is that like the middle of the movie yeah act one is uh he gets abducted gets put back everyone's older act two as he gets abducted again and act three is he saves the world somehow I forget have you seen the video of the 20 year old uh or not 20 or 20 foot uh high school girl what she was not 20 feet she is Christian shoes no [ __ ] way the tallest person ever was like like no she's 29 feet okay dude I mean I kind of thought that you were hyperbolizing anyway but John and uh Freddie Mercury though right what they both amidad they're not gay they just do it for attention like two weeks ago food a Meg is like the best website ever what the [ __ ] is food a bag it's just like Meg with a dick Is that real no Zach that could be real dude that was a [ __ ] troll there's a lot of removing Gaslight four times there's a lot of real that was believable well yeah it is but it's very stupid there's a new word for [ __ ] what buff you ever hear that buff yeah I've never heardf no what are you getting at with this Chris no that's real that's a real new thing I'm sure it is no it's like it's like a non a non-shitty way of saying [ __ ] since I boffed is that a difference this is 2.0 yeah I don't know do some things that sucks what is this character this is his sister Coco she's driving a little go-kart is it real yeah no this is awesome whoa is this like a herculet thing this is his little sister Coco this is real you're looking at it Zach I don't know anything about this universe I was looking at Hercules do you think this was like a character they made up just no I didn't know if you if you got a wig or something what happened no it's a sister let's take a Looney Tune say where it's like your head shapes a circle I mean I guess that would be maybe believable [ __ ] like that yes that's believable it's welding it's already a [ __ ] cartoon what is it what is it yeah there you go you know what there's a [ __ ] movie called The Indian in the Cupboard he's just a little Native American that is true yeah that's a famous movie Yes this little kid has a toy Indian he puts him in the cupboard and he turns into a tiny man yeah I don't believe this and that's real and then there's Indian in the cover too where he does it with a cowboy as well I had to own Wilson I think no that's [ __ ] Night at the Museum you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh I'm conflating oh my God is a sequel from Indian in the Cupboard that's not the same series [Music] I actually don't know it was a shitty plot I swear on my [ __ ] mother's life look it up on your phone right now The Indian in the Cupboard look it up this is a stupid kid there's a stupid [ __ ] curly headed kid with his mouth open my face his square ass teeth are [ __ ] grimacing on the cupboard his parents don't love don't love him I'm sick of this [ __ ] conversation my friend is the Indian do you really not believe that there's a movie called the ending of the cupboard 60 believe there's an idiot [ __ ] look it up right now I'm not gonna squint to look at a bright phone in the dark room they type it small Adidas out of covered I swear there's an alien in the cupboard too where he instead of opening the cupboard going in I know it about other things I've lied before but this is real this is the boy why won't you [ __ ] believe this one thing oh look it up at the end of this right now so people know does the boy or does the boy not have curly hair and square-ass teeth and looking shocked on the cover it does look his you know why because he sees those I [ __ ] told him okay are you actually okay because you don't believe [ __ ] anything that's told to you anymore not anymore not after what I've been put through I guess I can't blame you to be fair but at the same time I I wish we could keep doing it check into the exact same thing yeah that's true that's true we just created a nice environment where none of us can trust anybody feel free to ignore this if you guys cannot relate actually anybody at home would tell me if you ever had this and I've only had two people ever say they can come on then have you heard that uh ejaculated for a while on any kind of girls but then you do it it makes a sound no it was I'm not kidding I'm not kidding shut up it makes like a squirt sound that's what we have for the world that's a cartoon type of [ __ ] I've ever heard it's not big enough of a [ __ ] mass of liquid to make any sense of liquid it's the it's the power of it you're a [ __ ] scum you know what Zach I will say it's happened before sometimes I pee into the toilet and it makes a whistling sound hey how is any difficult I know okay it's the amount of liquid it's like the pressure of it it's it's I just don't want to think about it no don't ask you to just saying you're a [ __ ] liar I don't believe that I just don't believe you this is the thing where at the end you go you [ __ ] [ __ ] you believe that [ __ ] off you [ __ ] dope somebody somebody some nice young black kid over in the comments he's got a big [ __ ] sack and that happens with daily but I'm just saying he's having only once and that's that frequently okay let's get off this we're [ __ ] stupid that's bad I need to stop doing these bonus levels how many times in your life have you cooned and then you couldn't find where you come that's hap that happens like one everywhere like 14 times really that no that's happened to me twice in my whole life no you're right kind of idiot you're just lying about everything so that was like the first season was real but that one uh I maybe you could maybe maybe a [ __ ] [ __ ] you tried so [ __ ] hard to push that well anyway go on no the first thing was really I swear Israel yeah Torah did I ever tell you what happened to my brother I was sloppy he was like a bird yeah when we were in a car when we were younger we were on the way to get a tire swing and when we got to the place it was like on this Dusty Hill well and he got into the tire like just to sit in it see if he liked it and started rolling down the hill towards our car which the door was open yeah yeah just sliced his head clean off tell a story about how he actually convinced me when we like like you're the fake brother versus you you convinced me like within the first year yeah no when I first started talking to Chris like 2010. I made that up for you you did that's what that happened that's how that happened he yeah no but the thing is life is ridiculous that the light when he told me that was like oh you have a brother bird and the lie was that he was really good at swimming and you were jealous that was the only lie and he never left or said just kidding he mentioned it casually and then like like nine months later I was like I was like oh yeah something something that was like your brother's like what are you talking about it's like your brother who swims he was Brother Bird he's like what are you [ __ ] talking about so but it was like the most believable regular like normal lies I convinced Zach that there was a character in Hercules called herculead and that he was a smaller version of Hercules it's true and I believed it I'm usually I'm usually pretty like this venom does the little black man uh the little black goop really crawled to his foot yeah oh it does I know it crawls on the spaceship and then it it connects to Peter Parker and then it Peter Parker's like well it's benefiting me and I'm benefiting it what's the problem but he starts becoming like an [ __ ] and he's like I'm getting rid of this and he throws it into Aunt May's lunch bag and then she gets it and then she becomes Spider-Man for like a week and then she dies this is true that is true I believed like 72 percent of them he's got a little rat riding in the car and he does a test to show that like the positioning of the luggage and one will completely make the car swerve out of control you say like if they think behind the car does that yeah you gotta pack the luggage closer to the car or more heavy towards or because if you do that all the way at the back yeah yeah makes you swing all over and there's a little rat in the video and he dies the red dies yeah is he like a little motorcycle Mouse yeah he's a little rat they stuck in the car it's a real red yeah what do you wait you say these what the [ __ ] is this called rat drives car they put a real rat in the thing to kill it to show the experiment yeah because they couldn't afford the dummies because they cost like 700 hang on oh look now you're stable yeah I'm good yeah you finally get detached The Whole Trailer okay Zach's car I may have lied about the rat yeah 74. that did not make any sense did you know in the new CG Scooby movie Shaggy is born from a tube this is another [ __ ] you lose today or whatever Hercules you've grown like a Russian egg homunculus don't believe his lies you ever seen that movie it's about Chris have you seen the video of that huge fat guy that went around furry conventions and he was like walking up behind furries and coming on them so that's not real it is he was coming on them yeah he was walking up the guy like people in fursuits coming on them like without them knowing at like during the convention like when they're all just like sitting around like in like little groups in the hallway just like sort of wiping his jizz on them he just like runs up and like and I don't notice yeah they're wearing like five layers of [ __ ] either way like parkas yeah uh they're wearing their furry burkas was this like an e-fuck video where did you find that uh I made it up sorry that sounds real I know that's Gastly Tomar yeah did you know how pipe organs work no I actually don't the people playing they have to smoke a pipe while they play are there creative juices no that's true that's true I read that on uh the internet yeah it was on pipe organ lord.org pipe organ backstory lore dot Webb Donald didn't all the pipe organs or maybe all pipe organs do they do they have any sort of like water component to them no they're real the real way they were because they looked at this isn't there like steam involved yeah so a little bit so basically there's like a steam mechanism it goes up to the top but at the bottom beneath generally this is the old way not the new way but the old way was you'd have the steam thing but on the bottom you'd have like a bunch of fat guys blowing air so that's what was causing [ __ ] air Fat Guy's boy your three tubes underneath the ground I like season like uh three because it's like really informative about like the Amiga and stuff amiibos yeah the amoeba Shelf it's very informative tovar's literally got a Viva shelf so that's [ __ ] epic dude that's gonna be worth a lot someday don't have an amoeba shelf I don't really I own maybe like three of amoebas I actually amiibos I didn't want to bring this up on here but you know the way shenmue 3 just came out with your voices in it and stuff yeah you've seen the clip right of your [ __ ] up it's like that Oblivion thing where the in-game characters talking but then it cuts to the lady being like Oh wait that was a bad take one second they got one of those you actually did leave in yeah that's not my fault it was you being like I [ __ ] in my pants and want to go home are you just lying yeah the guy goes the guy goes you can race these Turtles oh [ __ ] oh that's my pants uh excuse me do you have a napkin I [ __ ] to myself I can't use the toilet because it was singing in there and it clogged it all up oh my pants Oh you guys weren't just recording just now did you really think that could have happened that would have been awesome that's it my fault you know when the original code of Ratatouille he actually crawled inside the people and controlled him wait really yeah I you mentioned this but the fact that you've mentioned it twice now makes me think it might be real no it's true he crawled up their [ __ ] in control okay okay you lost me at [ __ ] and you know Guillermo del Toros in this game and then in the game he's called Guillermo del Toro he just plays the guy the real yeah he walks up to what's his name uh death stranding and he says I made Hellboy One and Two he does not say that she does not say it you obtained two podions what's a podium you eat it and your health go up oh is that supposed to be like food you know what it's called podium are you lying to me I didn't look to see what it was England don't laugh spell podion no yes do it I don't even know how you would spell it spell it what do you think [Laughter] oh that's great you sure told those doors way putian Podium they're spelling it differently it's helping you're gonna feel so stupid oh [ __ ] yes this is [ __ ] I learned from a children's YouTube channel how to create rycin really no it's like a cooking slime I believe you Chris was I having a stroke just now or were you just holding a basketball oh that what [Music] what kind of [ __ ] are you actually [ __ ] with me what are you talking about you're going crazy things have always been we're getting senile in our old age look at this cool hat what a Nifty Trilby he wears maybe I just I just so badly wanted to shoot some hoops it's a basketball yes it was you you son of a [ __ ] I'm sorry I just want to see how crazy you thought you were have you heard a brand of getting like outlines tattooed onto your body to look like a cartoon like how you like draw on the little seams on a Gundam with like a sharpie yeah but but with your actual body like like the people color in their like cheekbones no they they get these like uh you know like hair extensions they get these like stapled onto their skin so it looks like there's outlines surrounding their body from a certain angle is this real yeah that's insane you have to show me some of that later sorry man it doesn't it doesn't exist oh you guys shouldn't believe it with word I said I didn't you did kinda I did have you seen the episode where Prince or on Hilda turned Sabrina into a Fuda and send her to the school into a what she gives her dick is she actually a fooder she just turns her into a man and you just added that extra no she turns it into a Fuda so she keeps her looking like a woman but just adds a dick to her yeah she says that's my favorite episode dude the queen was crushing her corgi's brains with her high heels wait really no you [ __ ] [ __ ] with high heels you believe that Tomar that's the most stupid okay you know what I just really hope because the Queen's getting old I just really hope she'd get away with it because she's demented have you seen the video Prince Charles sneezing and like a little like a little kind of fetal sack like blooms out of his ear for a few seconds and gets sucked back in and he starts talking excuse me what what yeah no I don't believe you you know would you not believe that because of the Corgi you don't believe a little fetal egg Bloom bloomed out of his ear no I don't and then suck back in no they're going like that I'm not gonna be tricked by you anymore Chris I'm sorry Tomar he also had his arm blown off too yeah in the book when or the end or something or no at the beginning as a baby yeah in the book it's like he has a burn on his head the scar and he hasn't one arm that's a lot yeah what did they put his arm back on are you [ __ ] with me you know when he goes to Hogwarts he gets a new arm but wait this happened when he was like an infant when he was initially attacked yeah his arm got blown it's [ __ ] up Chris I don't know if I believe you but I'm just gonna I'm just gonna believe it anyway [Laughter] no it didn't happen but uh it should have I saw a video of you kicking the [ __ ] out with some kid me or no you were just laughing at some kid what are you talking about he threw a shoe at him me yeah Nile is this real yeah what are you talking about there's a video online of you throwing a shoe at some kid that's not real yeah there is no it's not real yeah there is what are you talking about yeah it's the same video where you push the kid in the wheelchair down the stairs shut up what for a minute I was like did this happen Have You Ever Seen The Hornet lady what's that it's a lady who died in her armchair and a bunch of hornets got into her house and they made a nest around her dead body no it's real and she looks like this like like craggly like wooden woman with a bunch of hornets coming out of her eyeballs what is that real no that sounded real could have been real a hornet The Hornet lady you know that uh the guy who played Ron Weasley drives around England in an ice cream van throwing ice creams at small children what he's a hero oh cute he throws ice creams at little kids what what led him to this point in his life um I guess he just didn't like being celebrity no more oh man but like no it's [ __ ] that doesn't happen now by the end of the episode the gay guy convinced his bar to be gay and Homer sees the line they go to the steel mill yeah and then the whole bark gets held down and [ __ ] by the steel Millers I remember that is that no wait wait is that you're not no you're not believing that story stop no I that's the only reason I don't believe it is the only reason really after The Simpsons have done some pretty don't worry boy it won't hurt oh man is this Castle I live near in Ireland called Johnstown castle and they have a bunch of geese walking around and the guy who manages the castle would go around with [ __ ] hedge clippers and just cut their heads off because he hated them so much that's evil wait was the Castle Part real yeah that's real okay actually but hearing about the geese made you make up a story about him cutting their heads I like [ __ ] lying okay was that just an old like story you used to tell when you were a kid no I just made it okay wait LOL you were saying earlier that there was a show called Blog Dog okay first of all the show is called Dog with a Blog it's a Disney Channel original it has a better ring where there's a dog that has a Blog and the dog I assume types things like OMG does a human in say his voice no well I mean I assume but in in the context of the show no it's a it's a real dog and it speaks you're you're asking me for fine details on something I only have a surface level understanding I'm pretty sure you made this up and you're just [ __ ] whatever I would never me you are [ __ ] with us I knew it yes would I ruse you Chris yes would that be something I'd do for the set Corey wouldn't no wait I didn't get to that part of my blog yet I'll do that after my new product review did you know they changed uh reptile story in Mortal Kombat that he was actually a Harlequin fetus and he grew up that happens though that actually happens they look like I know but that's what they changed it too so are they can Harlequin babies can grow up yeah they grow into like glazed donut people yeah I know but they're saying that's what he is now he's not a lizard man the reason he spits no are you kidding me I'm serious they did they did a YouTube series for Mortal Kombat and that's what they said his backstory was and the that's why he can spit up acid because Harlequin fetuses do no they don't and they hiss like lizard people do you guys ever hear the story of the funeral workers who have to move coffins with forklifts they say I'm the Viper the window Viper I've come too far to send the bike no tell us Chris tell us the story people who kept going to that funeral home the people who are having wakes they kept being bruised really badly in the coffin and they had dents in their heads oh my God and then they found out that the two forklift drivers were stacking them and playing Jenga with the coffins with the bodies that's not true I dude Is For Real it was real it was weird they're still playing Jenkins they were trying to make a staircase out of them to get to heaven I mean that's how they're making a Stairway to Heaven one time I was at the zoo and we were looking at flamingos with me and my mom my sister and my uncle and this guy hopped over the fence and he kicked the flamingo in the leg and it snapped [Laughter] what kind of is that the drug about somebody I don't know why why you have to put it down out of the spot did he at least collect they all came out with a bunch of guns there's a firing spot it all happened at the zoo that very day 30 band with guns that didn't happen but it was still a fun story it was such confidence I have to believe you what did Archie have to do with with Sonic why they had they had a partnership actually I think it ended recently Archie died he got shot I'm not I'm not joking no he didn't what he jumped in front of a bullet for his gay friend and got shot I'm not kidding they ended with Archie dying I'm not kidding really I'm not [ __ ] you look it up wow I mean I believe he gets shot and it ends it ends with him and his girlfriend's arms or something and he dies and that's how it ends I really like the whole Garfield uh because you know they got all the little books uh like the subplot books where it's just one big story and there's one where John actually gets deployed to uh Afghanistan and doesn't come home oh my God serious I'm fully serious oh my God it's a little too happen Ross why would that happen What happens in Afghanistan why would they deploy John to Afghanistan it's not even in the military you [ __ ] idiot I don't know last last time you were here you said Archie [ __ ] kill himself because he saved his gay friend and it was true yeah so how am I supposed to know when you're telling the truth anymore that's true yeah I'm sorry for making myself into a questionable figure yeah I I you can't blame me because you actually have had some pretty interesting facts there really is a Garfield thing um where they put him down though not Garfield the dog are you [ __ ] serious I'm fully serious with that one I just don't know if it happens to believe you or not anymore I know I'm just wary you're a [ __ ] liar Matthew hmm I guess that's up to you okay well what's happening is a a dragon was just born out of the sky uterus and now it is falling into the seat I'm serious that's actually this the sky womb just born me I don't think he was literally born no he was born he was another realm or something I mean yeah the sky uterus spit out the Dragon look up Neanderthal Hermione you'll see what I mean okay we're gonna do that right now I don't even know what they're talking about I [ __ ] missed it all I missed this entire [ __ ] Spiel the first thing that came up says Hermione plus run Weasley plus Dobby equals autistic child equals Neanderthal what even is that that's a that's a that's a magic trick to find a [ __ ] Clump book okay wait let's see what Hermione says Tomar you throw all those things in a pot and that's how you create I didn't make this up here you throw it in a pot throw it he's showing me Neanderthal I made that [ __ ] up Tomar I I can tell go to the library on the second floor look at this save that and send it to the editor that looks like the model in the game wait people listening have no emotional investment in mine now so we have to first instill we have to build them up Mike worked at new grounds he was a coder and he was Mike has long flowing hair he's part Centurion he's a brilliant guy he's like the smartest man in the world the smartest also he fell off the Eiffel Tower and survived yeah so what I feel sorry these parts how do you do that he landed on both feet yeah like a cat he's got cat reflexes that how he cracked his bunions but he's fine how high is the Eiffel Tower that you can do that he fell off the very top of it so I don't know Jeff how high is the Eiffel Tower how is that boss trying to run that's like two stories it's like [ __ ] 60 Stories the Eiffel Tower yeah it's like one foot no it's in Philadelphia it doesn't matter you guys are [ __ ] idiots what are you talking about did you feel bad for Mike who fell off both feet you know who I haven't talked about in a while is weird like we used to always bring up Chris bores and his Shenanigans but he he totally went off the face of the Earth yeah ever since Minecraft puppet Steve I haven't really talked about him wait what you didn't hear what happened no what one of his rampant psychotic episodes he ended up torching his Minecraft Steve puppet oh he did it yeah well he was still having it on his hand you freaking lied to me about something this week so I'm not believing you what did I lie about I'm trying to remember it was [ __ ] stupid Walker got a divorce and I looked it up and it didn't [ __ ] happen you you lied to me look up he's happily married he's been married to the same woman he's faithful he's been super imposed now you're trapped between two ferns for the rest of your life this is the life you live God damn it Corey you're a liar I'm not a liar you are you're a filthy goddamn Liar Liar Liar plans for hire had a wife gonna deny her did you tilt that on the Fly I don't know did you guys see that clip of uh uh Banjo Kazooie getting uh announced at the Nintendo store in New York and all the all the dudes started screaming like yeah yes have you seen that I did yeah have you seen the Aftermath video where they're all like asleep on the ground no because they all like exhaled so much air that it filled CO2 into the room too quick and they all passed out are you serious yeah that's awesome is that very Is that real God damn it can you believe such nothing's so smart you know the story behind that song right no what is it so how the story goes is he was composing for Resident Evil uh he had to remake the soundtrack because of some copyright [ __ ] right yeah and the second like he was in his basement uh writing that song on his piano and he got a call that said that his father died so he starts slamming on his keyboard and he used that raw motion and made into the final game wow that's actually I actually really respect that Bloody wall that's not true at all Dave what have you seen the New York uh bow and arrow challenge video no where people like fire bow and arrows like across like like skyscrapers to each other and they catch the arrow what the hell that's real yeah but there was a video of a guy who like did it and he like hit another guy in like the shoulder so it was stuck in his shoulder across and then a guy committing suicide fell down onto the wire and pulled all three of them into a bloody mess on the ground you're no way Is that real this is too specific on details I've got to see this later you guys are stupid [ __ ] girls music has kind of like a Five Nights at Freddy's story behind it you know that it does what do you mean where the woman like wrote all this music for like funeral homes to play in the background they were like this sounds just like a [ __ ] weird video game about Dracula so she took that as inspiration you're kidding that's that's real no you [ __ ] amazing if it was that was quite a large Spiel I actually had no idea I was totally interested how did you believe that because it sounds unbelievable it sounds kind of you believe the part where they said that this belongs in the video game about Dracula that part sounded kind of weird but I thought you were just you know you were interpreting in your own Chris way I'm sorry people just said like this is really creepy and should be like in like a oh what is it like brother lugosia [ __ ] movie you ever heard about that woman who had a a bug in her ear and she didn't know about it and she started thinking like really scary things and then when they removed the bug she was back to normal so Urban mythy it is completely made up okay there's these kids that live near me they used to have this little they they all had airsofts but they also they used to do this thing where they would uh what do you call it when you boil a pot above water when you boil a pot above water yeah boiling water in a pot I guess it would just be called boiling water it was it was a black pot a cauldron yes they had oh they used to sit outside and have a little bonfire and boil this cauldron and then pour all these steel like BBs into it and then there was this woman who used to rock back and forth on her chair and they just shoot at her with these like boiling hot BBs and then she died that's terrible that's the most Irish story BB's already hurt without putting them in boiling water you know they shot it into her eyes and she died that's terrible it just sounds like murder people making that up yeah okay [Laughter] I'm sorry this is serious what's the idea of Irish children just like I can't believe you believe that I'm sorry for trusting my friends you should never trust me shut up so you brought this up earlier today I'm dying to know what No Shave November all these guys grow their pubic hair to collaborate 911. okay so what is it really you think that's a false yes dude that's not real no because you smile when your lies at you talk about your first experience of eating the eagle Raptor Aaron can you tell oh yeah there's a storybook yeah this is [ __ ] this is hilarious okay we were it was almost like our own little slumber party in a stamper's house upstairs in Chris's room and Chris is like Chris [ __ ] started he's like man I hope when you meet Aaron he's not all weird and then I was like what are you talking about and then and then I didn't know what the I think you were there too I was I was definitely a Stamper I'm pointing at stamps there somebody said like then they just kept spitfiring they're like oh he has like mild autism like he he has this thing in his neck where he has like he has to do a twitch every 20 seconds he's like yes and don't get offended if like mid-conversation he runs away okay I don't care if he's like this like deformed idiot [ __ ] I still want to meet him yeah and then when I when I met him at a Pico day these [ __ ] must have like updated him because when I shook his hand yeah I was like oh hey what's up he's like hey you didn't see his fanny pack so I was still on the fence yeah and then when I was sitting on the couch like throughout the night I was just kind of like I was like oh my God I feel so bad I had no idea he was like a [ __ ] I don't know how I'm gonna be able to talk to him or hang out with him because they don't know how to socialize with us like dude we said something like make sure you don't look him in the eyes I said if you look him in the eyes he'll like just get like yeah what's 20 yeah we [ __ ] we updated it before before he was like dude we told those stuff he's like oh that's pretty funny and so yeah I just [ __ ] Corey by the way Corey was like traumatized I think he even came by the end of the night and I'm like you know even though he's like this you still want to meet him he came up to me and he was like man I had no idea it was actually I thought you guys were just [ __ ] with like no dude he's really like that and then how did you figure out we were bullshitting you how did you actually I'm pretty sure he came up to me laughing like an [ __ ] and I'm like [ __ ] you dude Zach are you sure you want to tell your stalker story on here I do have a soccer story it is in fact very traumatizing if you have you know stalker issue you know stories well you're kind of Brave for real this is not a joke I know we joke a lot of this podcast it's a joke we don't joke but you know something this is not a joke so please go away serious section [ __ ] off so thinking about this but basically okay I used to live on the second floor the second floor you slip on the second floor my apartment and there was a guy called long leg Larry and he used to knock out the second window of my apartment yeah okay he could reach up there nobody else can reach it easier he used to put his head make fart noise I used to scream I talked to go away I close the curtains it's like every day stop stealing Creepypastas hold on yeah would you like to ask the third question oh absolutely Zach oh my gosh nub Cake Factory asks favorite food available at Wawa I'm from the south and I'm inbred and my father is my uncle that's funny which one do you like to explain to what Wawa is Wawa is a uh it's like a convenience store slash Deli that you can go in and there's computer monitors and you push the buttons and you pick out what you want sex faces you got me sorry sorry cool if you see this this guy beated series called like Minecraft high and in the finale it's like it's a school shooting episode I'm not joking no it's a [ __ ] real life I played through Minecraft there's like what there's like gunship side effects he's like don't worry about we'll be safe in here with me oh I swear tell me this tell me this are the Gunners wearing the outfits from the college you don't see it you don't [ __ ] see him school shootings are bad no no no no no that's the bizarre thing it's like he's like Emily babe do you hear that babe with good shots and it says 2D continued there's no message he's using a [ __ ] school mic a school shooting Mike that is great could you that's what Minecraft needed could you imagine being like a cowboy Survivor be like I'm gonna play some Minecraft today and you see that like well I guess Minecraft is ruined now we're not talking about Harlequin games we're talking about Harlequin people yeah that have survived they don't live you should do sometimes they do they do and they grow up to be like these orange weird guys what yeah you guys are [ __ ] no no no dude baby yeah they're like orange they look like uh Donuts they look like glazed donuts their eyes [ __ ] resurface glasses they put those [ __ ] on because they want to remember the good old days so they put them on with the big black centers because I used to have tons of colors yeah a while that's the language they speak hey looking this up right now oh Google doesn't know anything Harlequin syndrome okay yeah there you go is it actually real yeah yeah they do they turned into a glazed donuts are they all blind because their eyes are good they're good they're good they're fine dude they like it you guys are all like their fingers I'm taste so good me and Zach used to [ __ ] have them on Skype oh you gotta tell the whole [ __ ] shindig about that stuff dude he was basically just a 13 year old fan who was like I really love your cartoons and then we uh we [ __ ] with them so me and Zach uh well we were nice to him at first but then he kept being annoying and he kept being like why don't you like my character that's usually how it happened yeah it's like okay [ __ ] you so then we were like I used to tell them stories where I was like uh like I pretty much made out that Ireland was like a muddy hole that is surrounded by wolves and we live in cabins and [ __ ] so he thought that my like fingers were all gone from wolves and that my parents were dead and that we all had cancer and then one day we told him that uh or this was the day I was going to block him because he was annoying me but like now he's a nice guy but anyways the day where he was annoying me I was like listen dude I gotta go for a few months he was like where are you going and it's like I'm gonna be an astronaut and he's like a nest no you're not I was like I swear you can ask Zach and I was like told us like if asks uh tell him I'm drawing a train to be an astronaut in essence I was okay so then he asked that because I was like yeah dude he's gonna do that and I was like oh and then he was like wow you're really going to be an astronaut I was like yeah goodbye dude it was really nice knowing you and I blocked him and then um and then a few days later I told Zach to tell him that I had died in a spinning around in a chair Zach told that my neck broke because my neck was just snapped around and then we went through the trouble of meat pretending to sign into my account as my brother Bert who doesn't exist basically you change your Skype name I don't know why but anyways and we were like listen uh we're crafty dude yeah it was really mean but they were like bizarre of anything yeah looking back at it really is weird but then we were just like listen um we're gonna have a funeral for Chris like he's a hero he was like okay I will be there like a sky funeral and then I can't we all entered the call and I pretended to be my dad and I was like my son my son my voice and then and then that was the last we heard of him and then I signed back into Skype one day and I was just like I called him and he was just like hello and I was like hey man what's up it was me he's like yo mama we didn't age yeah that was what the NASA rest in peace videos find that on oh yeah the channels and I think it's on only with pebbles yeah so I cut out a bunch of pictures of me and Ms painting yeah that was that was for that that was for him yeah so and then I came back months later I was like what's up dude he's like you [ __ ] I didn't block me and then for years he hated me but now he likes me shout out to that guy did I ever tell you about make a wish I was a Make-a-Wish kid yeah when I was a kid I always make a wish kid were you really yeah I got no I got him only and almost died what Chris are you being serious yes what did they say that's what they say in Ireland so what did you get to see Spider-Man or something or they're like if you could wish for anything in the world what do you wish for it was like I want to see action man and they got this normal looking builder in construction he was like already half drunk I was like no you're not you're no greatest hero of them all I'm actually lying ghost stories you have to look just candles and [ __ ] half the time scary stories spooky ghoulish stories let's tell spooky scary ghost stories all right um spooky stories what kind of spooky stories like real life experience like ghost stories here's a question I'm legitimately curious has anyone ever had any ghost experiences because I've I do I actually have a good one I actually have a legitimately good serious ghost story tell me okay okay so I'm at this bar in downtown Philly I think it was actually called Corey's Corey's oh it's this little piece of [ __ ] bar it's got like four stools in it right yeah no no it has an either it's a COR oh yeah it is have you been there before Corey's a few times yeah or something like that anyways I'm the only dude in the bar right I get a beer and I'm sitting at the bar and um I feel something tap my shoulder and I looked to my left because I thought it was somebody like pranking me like you know how they tap here tap the wrong shoulder and then I looked back over and there's nobody there so I turned all the way around and I was like that's [ __ ] weird so I I turned back forward and I'm drinking my beer and I was like that was [ __ ] strange because I'm the only guy in there and the bartender is at the other side other side reading a [ __ ] newspaper some so I thought that maybe some plaster fell off the ceiling or something tap my shoulder like that you so I turned back around looked to look around the floor to see if someone fell off the uh yeah off the ceiling or whatever and as I was turned around backwards I felt somebody grab my hand on the bar the bar top yeah and it went my head around and it was [ __ ] Corey you and your dad was [ __ ] you promote him like a ghost really yeah [ __ ] you how old was I whoa this was like last week that's [ __ ] I'm not I'm not allowed in bars anymore for some reason but I don't recall that basically everybody get [ __ ] by your dad loudly I mean I'm not allowed in bars anymore but I don't really of course I don't recall actually that's what that's a true story did you ever hear my story about when I went to a good parent's house and you're like [ __ ] my dad are really good me having a [ __ ] stories I really did I really did tell you that that like my grandparents house was hospital and I talked about it you talked about it in the podcast before yeah you talked about it I stayed there when I was 10. I stayed in the basement like they had this they have this basement there it's it's a nice little basement but they have they have these back glass windows that are like on the ground floor because the back of the Hill they live they look like a hill so the bottom part of the hill is where the windows come out and so anyways I I think I was about 10. about 10 years old I was with my cousin and one of their friends and we were watching some kind of movie and we we heard [ __ ] like some kind of weird probably outside we saw a dude standing outside the [ __ ] this isn't like a ghost story but we saw a dude standing outside of these huge [ __ ] glass panels looking into us we [ __ ] Shadow pants because I was 10. I thought you would you know like a molester like a serial killer we [ __ ] close the blades ramp stairs by grandparents thing they called the cops I told him to do [ __ ] it was like watching us you [ __ ] serious yeah so apparently yeah they called them the police came came back [ __ ] grab this [ __ ] took him back to the Asylum and we went with we went like because they had we had to identify them those police stations yeah those police things where it's like it's like is this the guy we went there we saw the dude we saw two of the guys we saw your dad [ __ ] you buy the glasses really [Laughter] was any part of the story true that's yes I don't know how I can travel through time and meet all these people and somehow still have time to [ __ ] my dad I could be using my time travel powers for something useful I just don't know how your dad's not associated yet enjoy the idea of me and my dad [ __ ] behind a window let Chris tell a spooky scary story now really a good one for real this time I actually I don't have a scary story but I did memorize the entire piece by Edgar Allan Poe oh yeah yeah well you're my girlfriend yeah do this okay Once Upon a Midnight dreary Cory's dad [ __ ] him in the ass yeah this is a dark and Spooky Night [ __ ] you subscribers thank you very much