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Police Chase Notes

all right there's been reports that somebody's been rumaging around here in the storage facility I want to go and light them up let him know that the cops are here okay which one is it what was that sound huh hello somebody in one of these don't come in here don't come in oh what the heck you've got to be uh okay y I knew I knew there would be somebody in here on uh let's go some new super car from Canada he hey wait wait it's from Canada it's from Canada wait what that's important you you haven't paid your taxes on the import there there's not even a license plate on this thing hold on hold on watch this watch this I still have I still have eyes on suspect here where you going buddy uhoh nowhere what's go wait suspect still in the car oh buddy really come on I'm in a police SUV I can't do things like that oh that's fine wait you should be able too you should be able to Offroad okay drift it I mean I get Offroad you've stayed on the road the whole time oh where'd he go drift it drift it wa drift it okay I'm I'm struggling I'm struggling I might have lost a suspect in the uh the neighborhood here hold on uh oh eyes back on the sus come on dude just give it up give me give me the stolen vehicle wait where'd he go wait a minute suspect suspect oh no uh somebody's cored oh you got really we're going to go on foot okay oh uh wait are you wearing camo yeah hold on I might have um hi you have the right to remain silent come out here step out get get in the light okay okay what do you have to say for yourself there buddy I just wanted a nice custom car but it's fine I'll go to jail okay well how did you notice where that car was huh you got somebody on the inside there's someone on the inside where are they at I'm looking at them you left your email open you're not supposed to know about that all right just got some uh totally not suspicious uh maybe illegal goods and my two big oversized oh jeez Here Comes oh Highway inspection Highway inspection you don't have an actual reason to pull me over wait a second it is illegal to pull two trailers hey this is America nothing's illegal what what you doing here this is bricksville bricksville oh yeah okay it's bricksville sir you better hop out of your truck why why are you in camo I don't know oh what is this uh-oh you got a European license plate sir well you're going to be a pen whenever I actually I don't know where this is going hey you got to check the back check the back of it real quick just just look naked why are you CH what the there we go very for police officer isn't it yeah go check the back axle I think my one of my tires is low freaking idiot Tire really I could I could chase you down look at this hey it doesn't go that fast I'm carrying to oh there is St breaking oh no you just ran over a police car well uh sucks for you oh my good I thought I took out the okay come on police officer come on take this on let's talk about wait a minute maybe I don't have to be fast I just have to be big and clunky oh oh oh who oh yeah that looks like a personal issue I'm just going to dra this is what I'm doing I am going to there we go is is there a disconnect on this uh there better not be a disconnect hold oh no there's totally not a disengage on that s right no look at this I just drifted what are you doing okay are we going to really do this D why are you doing that okay let's a chance to get away oh okay hold on I okay so the trailer is really pretty top heavy I'm just going to go ahead and throw that out there not all the legal items that I have in there I'm trying to oh there we go drop the car wa where'd he go there we go what are you doing I just had to grab a gun you don't need a gun it's fine oh jeez oh look at this okay just go go go go go go go through here oh so if the illegal materials are not on me technically I don't get charged right you are still going to to get charged not for that but running into a police car okay hold on Aim Fire oh yeah oh yeah what is happening back there oh no you got to be kidding me no hold on get out of your truck get out of your truck I I can manage this I can manage this stay tires stay away come on there we go well I mean this kind of works right uh um oh hey officer officer get out of the truck officer officer let's take it okay I'm getting out of the truck jeez oh I got a weapon Put the gun down put your gun down I'm going to put it down just give me a sec hey watch where you're shooting at hey watch that you can't run away with your gun tired bye loser hold on let me grab this uhoh that might be a sniper rifle um I miss you know you're not supposed to well actually I would say you're not supposed to leave your vehicle unlocked but I don't think it would have m because your vehicle doesn't have a top on it that's it um wait what did you just spot uh hold on let's talk about this okay if I can go hide in the city here and get away from in the city well I mean how do you know I'm in the city right oh son of a really it up oh my goodness oh ow that looks like a personal issue what is up with this does this cop car have drift steering did you did you install a drift kit on this yeah that's what it seems like okay yep they gave they said hey you can have one upgrade to your police car could be anything and I said drifting and you said drift kid okay got you do you have eyes on me right now oh oh no oh no oh no oh I hit a palm tree that seems like a personal issue so if you hide you get away right exactly but where would you hide here there good question where would I hide behind the fire station yeah yeah I'm behind the fire station oh no he's not behind the fire station yeah know no I'm totally behind the fire station I saw you turn here where did you go I don't know where did I go I think he went straight and then a left uh yeah yeah just keep searching I'm I'm I've got a I got a spot I'm going to okay hold on I'm going to need backup for this one okay I got to I'll give you a hint as to where I'm at okay parking garage parking garage parking garage I don't think you're going to find me I I I'm going to let you know now I'm I'm kind of in plain view in a sense oh wait did you already find me nope one second okay I got eyes in the skies looking around where I see police what are you doing over there nothing that doesn't sound like a nothing uhoh oh yeah here we go here we go hey wait do you have a police helicopter yep y yep I do okay well that seems a little unfair right no it's fair it's fair totally know how to fly one of these things okay well you got to come find me okay oh it has a turn um yeah parking garage area parking garage area come ult with your hands up we got infrared wait do you really have infrared no I just wanted to say that because it sounds cool um H parking garage do you have eyeballs on me I'm h RG I wait is that my car oh oh you spotted your car I spotted my car who's to say that I'm still in the car I mean I feel like my Hiding spot's pretty good can I see you from here uh yeah you probably can okay you are um um maybe this was a mistake being in the air probably is um you give up something just shot my propellers wait you w that would give my position away it would be a shame but you can't resist it okay I'm going to give you another hint you ready yep I'm about to dial 911 a phone booth a phone booth where would a phone booth be I don't know okay that was a bad M wait was that okay okay I give up I give up you have a freaking RPG I can't I can't risk it okay let me drop the weapon there you go okay and then I'm going to take off my pants wait what's that have to do with anything well you know make sure I wasn't hiding anything in my bum y so what do we do now Mr uh officer um you're going to jail but am I going to jail you're going to jail or have I just planted evidence on you yeah you might want to run I called the cops hey come on now that was that was unnecessary I'm running okay you know what I'm going to give you 30 seconds I'm going to go get a wait I got to take my pants off wait why do you have to take your pants off what was the point of the pants I'm changing my clothes so you've hidden right no what you hav't I haven't had time okay I'm already patrolling in the city your police helicopter is just uh it's still moving oh no oh no God did you really just pull out in front of me like that that's where I was okay go F-150 it can do more things than a police car yeah it can break down oh no the tire flew into the air the tire flew into the a it's fine hide right here Hide right here okay I see a rolling tire that's not where I was what do you mean it's not where you were that had have come off your vehicle right I hear your Sirens getting louder right I guess S I just heard an extra engine rev bye wait bye wait I legit don't see you what do you mean by I drove past you wait was that you you what see you later are you still moving right now bye stop saying but I don't I drove past you again are you an invisible car no I'm in a Ford big F-150 okay uh oh my tire you said you've passed by me multiple times yep SP are you playing m games I am not playing m games I'm just driving blending in like a normal civilian driver blending in but there is no civilians in was off sign exactly yeah so I there you're the only other car that's driving around right now SP I am so wait here we go here we go come on strong car that's a strong car did you know I was around the corner no I knew you were around here but you know watch this drift it okay that was not necessary but okay actually you know what that that little slide out there that was pretty good all right you really want to challenge me on the highway here I just realized I'm in a for too oh my goodness oh I about to say if there was a train I would drive you straight onto the tracks there that was the coolest whop around maneuver I've ever seen okay we got to get in here we're going to look for the pit maneuver here okay that's not a very successful pit hold on I think I can do this actually come on turn him I'm not even going that fast you know what you're in a big freaking vehicle okay you know if I had back up here I'd call in a spike strip or something oh you you could call in a spike strip if you want no no I'm going to let you get out a little far further ahead why is the truck stalling come on go oh it's just it's forward powers are kicking in now go forward oh no am I broken you didn't get the extended warranty from the dealership did you no okay you know what I should have you've got to be kidding me why did that truck not even move okay you know what yeah yeah yeah yeah get get out a little ways does extended warranty cover police cha say um it is very doubtful I'm going 120 30 40 50 60 what's that in Canadian like 400 oh my gosh that is 400 oh my what the how did that not make sure I'm not godlo it okay I'm not cheating there's proof right there okay you have to get a little desperate here to try to stop the suspect you can't run into a Ford from the back end everyone knows that well normally they're the ones that run over you okay oh oh that was close what the why would it why did it do that there's an invisible like plow on the back or something oh uh my police vehicle is out of commission right now uhoh okay oh no it's like you need call for backup down Ro I'm going to have to can I call it a death star or is that too much oh Star Wars Death Star yeah I probably shouldn't click that no no no no no no I'm fine I'm fine I'm going to get the most American thing I know I'll be I'll be there in a second should go pretty fast wait where did you go are you still on the highway I'm still on the highway driving I'm still don't worry buddy I'll be catching you here in a matter of seconds I've got a is it a dragged car no it's just a whole lot of freedom here wait oh [Laughter] NASCAR yeah buddy uhoh okay now put your hands up you think you're going to casually just walk away from this you don't got pants on how am I supposed to it's not professional hands are up hands are up hands are up are you sure you're not in god mode maybe hold on let me look no I'm not okay you know what I'll give you one final thing here you want your freedom oh yeah you're going to you're going to have to find me I'm going go into the city okay we're going to start this uh very normal meet me at the parking garage and we're going to do one more round of this one more round hey that's a legal all right buddy so here's the rules to this wait what you're going to give me 30 seconds to uh to go walk I might spawn in a vehicle you need to turn aim towards your uh your your vehicle there give me like 30 seconds I'm going to take off here okay I'm changing my fornite don't you look back don't look over here okay we go if I look at your video and you're looking over here I'm going to be extremely angry I'm painting my gun viewers okay hold on hold on spawn look at this gun I'm uh I'm spawning in my thing and I'm just going to uh does this door open okay oh wow this is cool okay are you over wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait uh okay I am uh I'm ready all right getting in my car oh there's a gun up top that's cool okay where are you at I'll let you know a hot or cold you're pretty warm right now pretty warm okay pretty hot pretty hot wait what you were hot back there you're getting colder back there backing up backing up backing up okay wait where yeah you're pretty warm in this area warm in this area are you in the parking you get no I'm not in the parking garage you're getting okay you're circling a warm area a warm area so you're in this little neighborhood uh yep you're still really warm I'm warm yeah yeah yeah I'm I'm here what about this yard maybe okay you're pretty you're pretty you're getting warmer the more you come over here okay getting hot wait what are you a tree uh no no kind of cold over in the tree getting warmer no getting colder okay I think I know where you are you're over here whoa oh man wait what getting warm wait what a you're you're on fire right now I'm on fire yeah you're super on fire are you invisible no wait wait how did that pop out of that what is it hold on it's the it's the world's smallest tank do you see wait a sec that's hold on let me grab a scope that is me in there I'm in that wait what I'm the size of a pill hi that does it shoot hold on let me try I haven't even tried that I don't even think it drives I think it merely exists I couldn't move once I spawned it so I was like I'm going to set in the shadow here what the I mean you got to admit that's some pretty Advanced police technology there right that's a tank for ants I mean once you think about it it kind of is okay you know what you passed you no no charges are filed wait what I'm the cop oh all right well I get a pass no charges filed on me wait you stole the vehicle in the beginning of the video nope I became a police officer Redemption just going to Walk This Way hold on hold on this is your punishment right here what's My Punishment stand on the yellow line get in what is this thing wait hold on okay so I just I get okay I'm in I think you just press alt and W there you go bye bye lose it wow that hold on that's that's pretty efficient to totally going to totally letting this thing drop here oh sorry I got a lot of forward momentum where are you um I am directly above is this thing a nuclear warhead I think so you should let it fall and hit the city and see what happens so if the city wasn't in like a sort of God mode or anything right um if I were fall down it's going to take me a second I'm on my way down right now I ungod moded it okay we are starting to point down oh I could probably use a little bit of thrust here do you see be coming down uh let me look uh roughly coming down near the Grinders oh oh my gosh oh I'm going to Full Throttle it now here we go wow well that wasn't as big of an explosion I thought it was going to be you're still under arrest well which piece of me are you going to arrest all of it I think I've been vaporized