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Euro 2024 Goalkeeper Competition

today one goalkeeper from every country in Euro 2024 will compete for £10,000 let's find out where it's coming [Applause] home 24 goalkeepers have traveled to London today many flying from their respective countries across Europe as we exactly replicate the layout of Euro 2024 there will be a different football challenge in each round of the competition to determine who progresses where our Keepers will try to avoid conceding a goal their Fates are therefore in the hands of today's Shooters as we attempt to send them packing back AC Ross Europe I did have to be a little careful with who took up this role to see it executed in the proper fashion 016 won't make them go back God where are you from been doubt kick it out today we've drawn the group of death of football YouTubers and unfortunately we have Arthur and Danny aens with us shooting today Danny actually hasn't turned up yet see that Caravan takes a while get down the motorway We Begin of course in the group stages where each keeper will compete against the three other countries in their actual Euro 2024 groups as we take shots at them from inside the Deep up first is group a featuring The Host Germany who have won the Euros three times before but have also never faced an opponent wearing a kilt Hungary and Switzerland also feature alongside the Scot is 10 grand in the bag or will he get a piping should make sure we've got a goal line camera don't want the Germans get away with it again do we even bastard that's for sure he can't score the first one of the video can he oh strike Germany if I score all of these you're still in technically no Scotland team's ever qualified past the grip stage so Jesus unfortunate Theo Baker is not here today for him anyway why he's saying he's always hungry he's fat yeah yeah got that [Music] bit that one was saveable get him [Applause] walking done well done thank you so Switzerland has won the group now with Switzerland making a save and the other three nations conceding a goal there that means he is absolutely safe at the top of group while the other three now continue facing shots yeah we're done with the warm-up now mate y just the same him again buddy oh yes now oh hit the wrong bin one the one inside the top corners arur try and keep it on target it's an easy dig but it's probably worth explaining that we didn't accept shots off Target as legitimate attempts in each round of four shots we also made sure that the same YouTube was shooting for all Keepers so some people didn't face me and others got a back pass [Music] no B he gobbled that one up hungry joke eat my G this is where they find out how much he edits his videos sorry sir that hurts man it does does hurts as hungry was the only keeper to concede in that round of shots he unfortunately has been knocked out but to determine the matchups in the round of 16 just like how the actual Euros play out we still need to decide the order of second and third in the table as seen on [Music] TV Scotland if you save you come third oh he's done it as well no chance Honestly by this point Shing myself doesn't it make you PR to be Scottish he sh being Scottish what is that he hates Scottish people so much oh he's well done well done that's a tough one sorry man despite Arthur whipping up the Scots I actually put on a neutral performance throughout that group that even my Swiss friend here would have been proud of and these were the results now like in the real Euros only four out of six of the countries who finished in third place actually go through which will be decided later so to be sure of their place in The Knockouts each keeper needed to secure first or second spot onto Group B which is a strong one featuring the Spanish big on their Ticky Tacker who love it when the ball is down knowing Danny arens is late because he really would be their cryptonite also in the group we have Italy Croatia and then Albania good luck to them what a lovely day to stand here and catch a town watching 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love you Declan finally not only is fot mob completely free but they're currently doing a massive giveaway where you can win a PS5 to enter simply download fot mob go to more and settings and click the redeem code feature then all you need to do is enter the code md10 fill in the form and you'll be entered into the giveaway where you could win a brand new PS5 don't get fomo this summer get F mob ah here you go Arthur [Music] oh no that's savable so savable thanks for the invite I'm going to put so much power on this one ready wish me luck up [Music] now no come on is he all right we got two Southern deaths now cuz we need to decide the positioning no one's out yet until this very moment save sa a strong rist see me after the game no Alena has to save sa fantastic save well done bab thank you Albania saves Albania saves again and it's saved hu is he is the hero oh I'd love one of them the variance of his shots is crazy Spain first Albania second in the group to the third place finish oh no it's saful again Croatia's gone two half a TV shots sent me home you got the country on your backs after that one I think don't think Croatian opinion will be split on his performance there to Bro nicking a living in goal let's hope he can forget all about it and have our good plane flight back Group C is England's group let's hope watching this is more entertaining than the group stages we had to sit through this summer also featuring Slovenia Denmark and then big Vu is our Serbian keeper a goat of the YouTube game I'd say not just because he's the only other man to miss a penalty in a sid men charity game far away Arthur I said far me go on Arthur not the first time you've destroyed a big Danish in the morning what my knees are creaking when you hit the 30s my knees start creaking I'm 22 and he has the same problem Ser go you got this was it from it went in poting in man oh that is AIC that's F out I'm sorry man sake said some bad things to him this is anti bokan propaganda CA out Seria out syvia just conceded it feels like 1991 all over again Denmark Denmark top the group hey hey it's your perfect Sunday scoring one of eight why would the so big I know what I must do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it I'm sorry for everything that is not that is fixed that is absolutely fixed oh he's got to run up Chris this is getting boring now I'm going to do the exact same shot but on the other side you had his pants down there pick a corner for me no get for denying me yeah poor David viic with only more camera time than Danny Aaron so far in this video at least England have progressed though Brave words with the general election upon us to guard the Polish goal there is only one man for the job and everyone knows Johnny are just great for protection another strong group this one Netherlands in particular will have to do something truly special if he wants to become the greatest orange goalkeeper ever seen on this Channel Good Luck guys good luck Big John has denied me many chrismd Wes going to deny him the chance for the year why is pish today oh my God guys I really promise you this video isn't fixed oh my God the difference in shots play Austria's out oh no shame anyway last week got anything to say oh Chris in German yeah Chris is CL one with gr Napoleon complex he Offa hello me I'm very sorry Chris shut up Danny Chris yeah if you score a rocket against me I'm never filing with you ever again by the way I'm so fine with that oh sa need to add that to my hinge what's that who's that that's Australia austral ah yes that famous European country Australia Australia that's a good point so Danny to decide the winner chrismd is yet to reveal his dead with the arrival of our third shooter we were now firing on all cylinders it's time to unleash something the likes of which these Keepers will have never seen before Oh D just done 300b to his own Caravan in the car park are we doing this again yes run it back give me odds right now on getting a caravan tattoo 50 50 okay go count us in for a caravan tatto 3 two 1 great AG shut up John he's got to save it and he wins the group Target absolute safe y so Netherlands and Poland getting safe Passage through to the next round there and Port Austria suffering more from Arthur's unpredictability than my HR team group E features another strong team on paper I've previously been unsuccessful shooting my shot at a Belgian and a ponytail but it's not Tomorrowland festival and I'm not eight drinks down today hey guys so how we doing hello there how are you feeling I am incredibly nervous y'all are about to see my first dive and be very aware of why I'm like this are you from America I'm from Belgium you just said yal that's not a Belgium word y well you can't have Belgium heritage Belgium you want top left does anybody want top left mommy can I show you top left right they know what side I like now so we're switching it up it's not salad certainly oh do you want do you want top left Danny do you reckon you could swap out the dialogue for something interesting for the video at some point go on top [Music] right you were definitely aiming top right as well Wen you no idea about oh he to God he's gigantic I ate well when I was young I guess what are they feeding them in Romania doesn't allow him to see these though oh yes it does we're in trouble brother we're in trouble yeah we love you ala I don't you had that cover me you have that cover no doubt about it BR no doubt about it just likeo course us that is an NPC surely he's got like seven lines built in oh oh we're good at football you know oh no this guy's very good n get off a gone man why you just shut up made the softest shots in your life you was sucking my dick after the first two what did I just hear over there bro he's American not Belgium stop saying that Chris is going to shoot now so this is for third and fourth this is for who who goes out this could be your flight back to the US I mean Belgium you think I can afford a plane brother I'm taking a bus he's not Belgium Chris you put a little smoing on that bro where did you get him from uh Belgium sorry I I didn't mean yes cuz I've sent you home I meant yes you can't save that it's a fantastic shot well play play dude good luck for thank you thank you he's got a massive though in it guaranteed yeah what the hell noise necessary right so you score this and this round's [Music] over what a strike what a strike yes Chris very respect yet to see Romania concede after that impressive performance then although it's a bit like me standing in my garden goal and claiming I'm Gordon Banks our final group is made up of Georgia turkey Portugal and the Czech Republic I want 24 Chance for each of these Keepers to win £10,000 before bribes that is and things could change in the next few moments I give you an easy shot one of your friends has to give me a discount on hairline transplants one of your friends no he's got the discount yes 90% off which is funnily kind of what's happened to your hair over the last 8 years it's not even bad I'm eting gaset I Didn't Know Jack Black was from Georgia oh what sa he's not a goalkeeper it's a random man fromia Georgia save why the you wearing that he's got a pet check helmet on that's good actually check out this shot that's so embarrassing please delete that oh bring me another oh so close but not close enough he sa this he's he's through first but if this goes in Checkmate he read him he he's good hny isn't it amazing with his posture that he can't keep his head over the ball it's embarrassing really this is his job oh scream he's arrived oh good sa oh wow wow a we were do that mean I'm through yeah oh take that straight down his gullet down his little NE Portugal is out if I score this oh hug get out sorry sir the variance on the shots is just so unfair it's fine it's fine you don't want equality and it's fine I appreciate after the final group let's check out that table a big upset with Portugal going out early he'll be comfor eating some pastel daata on the way home now like I mentioned earlier in the actual Euros only four out of six of the teams that place third go through to the Knockouts but we thought we'd come up with a more entertaining way to decide it so we went with balls each of the third place countries rolled a ball as close to the center spot as they could then the two people furthest away were knocked out it's not bad not bad but not good oh I don't know if he's got the distance in fact I know he hasn't yeah that's good yeah that well you're you're currently still on bottom [Music] two it's not looking good my friend we are going for the center circle right I I think with the distance you'll be okay there wow how are you all getting this so wrong guys that was terrible let's see who was furthest feels really like I've just gone to see the Monitor and I'm coming back over now France and turkey are out and everyone else is you're through to the next round we're done and with that our round of 16 bracket is finalized some big missions in the first round but that's the beauty of knockout football they might have had a laugh so far but now it gets personal as our Keepers take each other on 1 V one you're about to see this transition from a kickabout to the Hunger Games in the round of 16 we're going to be deciding who goes through with three kicks we're going to be lifting the ball up over the wall and in Danny's case over the car park over the trees over the road the field behind it probably Landing somewhere in France [Music] nice I'm just going to watch this one from the height of a normal person nice Danny I'm a little bit worried my will is making a lot of contact with your back here I on my life I can't feel it Chris I don't know if that's a good or bad thing for you but I can't feel it whoever goes first is 20% more likely to go through mental wise I like those on who's the stiffest competition here stiffest that's the goal I'm in Chris Chris Chris Chris hey hey Chris Chris off for Chris hey it wasn't a good save but the flag's a huge plus got a touch but I think I'm out off is not that [Music] again oh my God that is horrific yeah he is he is that's unfortunate it's the way things go that man has just lost 10,000 because of that I got a touch on it as well that is crazy mate I'm so sorry oh you didn't deserve that are you taking home that £10,000 today I'm most definitely going to take that home today if he saves then the pressure is on me because if I can see him I'm [Music] out he Nerf wracking D bottom right I'm going to whip it bottom right so those ones like the last ones are the ones that scare me the most because it's the easy ones where you make the mistake so I don't mind a top Corner one if it goes in it goes in but I don't want to make a s oh my God very decent say what does the n stand for on your boots Chris not missing the top Corner oh oh yes sorry Albania it's a nice goal at but Albania out there you go if you win that 10K what are you going to do with it guess I have to wait and find out no no no I get a ball launcher for the wi goalie so I do my own goalkeeper Academy so they'll get a we two and a half grand ball launcher and then I do go to IA tonight so straight down the middle yeah please huh straight down the middle again yeah yeah what I ask for it down the middle every time Arthur never fail so if I ask for it do I get it as well you can try they may take our lies but they'll never [Music] take's oh no have a weak in Scotland shame [Music] SC forever I that sums up Scotland to be fair I don't know what to say so can you flash us or not if I got to the MLS ones you were going to see some I am not confident because I'm not a very good goalkeeper and he he evidently is what a goal that was oh he's doing a roow that's quite disappointing it was in my hands not literally I didn't even reach a hand out to him oh good save I'm going to score cuz this guy hey what the hell bro classic Belgium [Music] respon oh good save it's kind of amazing that I'm just in the running against this guy oh right he saved it I feel like that camera has seen a lot of Belgian waffle today that's good that's good that's all right here comes the [Music] sun you get that to actually land over the wall I'm going to be in real trouble I don't know what you're saying but it's pissing me off oh the shittest shot ever Chris I'm really really hoping that what happened to Switzerland doesn't happen to me where it's just a a w shot that you can't do can't do anything about I think this is it for [Music] me The American's gone I mean's gone yes cheers man can't on it finish unlucky brother unlucky brother you were scheming on my demise bro classic Belgium saying scheming go [Music] my you think you can beat Big John I don't know let's see I don't know what to expect Ukraine against Poland tonsy big pole no just kidding it's John and goal Po's a good on they'll love me if for saying that right well now you said they're going to love me if that goes in the video they're love me it's so inauthentic they're Faker please say you got that what the that was [Laughter] amazing Karma works pretty fast my guy Danny I'mma keep doing that you're right ala he's only got alha testical now oh Chris is next this is where you expect the top corners oh what save I might have defecated just a little bit hopefully for the last after you've got this come on who the is he talking [Music] to what's going on what's going on hit me out heit me out that's off Target that's it the post no you really don't understand Target no you've not you've misunderstood the assignment there [Music] [Applause] I scored so many free kicks today you got what it takes to win yeah of course oo that's it he looks me at went does that count oh you hate to see it absolutely awful you're welcome man you're welcome just do my thing chiao unlucky man unlucky funny what why it's time I'll ch ch yeah that's what I said that's what I [Music] said if you do win what are you doing with that money take care of my girl that's it need to take care of the people you love that's the most important thing that is a handsome Romanian man there's only one way of beating him I know it Ronaldinho Ronaldinho ronaldino [Applause] that is magnificent is what it is yes now now we've got to se more Danny Aaron shots come on Danny I got you oh no you don't got me bro Daddy [Music] no you reckon you're going to win this stage I'm hoping for the best sorry about this Ken it's only football you going to join this video at any point off man I scored against the best goalkeeper here mate Romanian one yeah that's true actually sent him home as well yeah well that's a bit racist what sent a Romanian home he's going back to Romania today I'm going to invite him around my house I think he'd take Romania P can I feel your [Music] save he looked at me and went there's no way you can stop the school of a rock i f in to have a early trip home I had a train Doctor [Music] No On Target oh no it's in it's in it's in it's in it's in yeah done was unfortunately done but I felt really good about my performance I was really proud at the end of the day what I was able to come up with and so now we are down to our eight final competitors it's big boy time now literally most of these men are over a foot taller than me in the quarterfinals we are using MLS penalties to decide who is going through to the semis I've assembled two of the best dribblers on YouTube who you think going through England [Music] England who do you think is the favorite currently oh big job big job John yeah yeah he's done all this stuff before you know what I mean like is there anyone who you're looking at and you're thinking they're the favorite to win uh I think you're probably looking at them a that a good answer what is that part you actually DED that's a great tackle I'm glad I was wearing the shin pads he's ripped through my sock yeah look oh wow Danny wear shin pads like that's with the shimad on that was Spain without the S wasn't it [Music] oh he saved it that would have been crazy [Music] go choper sorry sir Spain could be out here hey Chris that's Spain without the S shut up Danny I think it's the same service to England again now [Music] [Applause] that's a save that's a save that's a [Music] save well there it is Spain's out Eng Eng what would you do with the money if you won today I want to take my Grandad and his girlfriend on a cruise oh that's very sweet so that's what I'm going to spend half of the money on and the other half is on me and Feld going back to Turkey for round two so how do you feel the people of Czech Republic will have felt about your performance so far I hope they like the helmet are you good at MLS penalties have you fac them before I beg myself that's that's the only only reason I'm here I was thinking if I can get to Em's penalties and I'm going on the way nice 3 2 1 go oh and Jared slipped and de Bar's in here oh no that oh no over jonko wi £10,000 we might never see him again you miss to say John 3 by the way I know that's your favorite side brother Danny essentially lost him £10,000 cuz he fell over and conceded a Danny Aaron shot it's nice no I up if you were to win today how would you spend the money probably uh take my friends for a night out one night out one night out one night good night where have you come from today I've come from lovely Munich how are you uh MLS penalties I did the MLS penalties to practice on Sunday injured my finger now I have to tape that together that is quite a funny story not for you who do you think is the favorite to win so far me brilliant y that there'll be no further questions this guy said he would take his friends on one night out he looks like a llama is that that's not racist is [Music] it oh what a save that a really good save he's definitely just an actual goalkeeper isn't it yeah ger is oh my God why am I not getting these chips me when I order food for lunch but get given a b you're so [Applause] [Music] funny 5 Seconds [Music] yeah dang I'm quite tall enough where you mate it's a shame [Music] oh no wait is he out then is Denmark out thank you man that's very nice of you Denmark is formally condemned bam Chris that's so hard how do you feel your nation will have felt about you in your performance so far my performance would be better than our country in the Euros but who do you not want to win England's looking a bit good you know and also we were wearing English shirs EX you got Netherlands coming up how do you feel about that better than England or Poland yes I mean by far the smallest keeper today yeah okay so this is Slovenia against Netherlands Danny who would you rather went through Slovenia right God that really took some brain power there [Applause] didn't oh my what's the time on that if you got round him you would have scored you started prematurely though you were born prematurely [Music] never he's made a save there he's got none of the [Music] [Applause] ball oh this is never Landing in the [Music] [Applause] goal I've scored past both of them this is my boy we had a really cold line when I was like this is never Landing in the the goal and then and then and then it did so it's got to stay in the [Applause] [Music] [Applause] video he now has a chance to wipe out the Flying Dutchman oh every keeping still in this competition is genuinely a very good goalie so maybe we could make the comment section a nice place today guys I don't want to hear any big Jonathan slander ever again as he's still in the running in Poland versus England and on the other side of the bracket will the Berlin Wall continue to stand strong I guess we'll find out now we have a semi for you actually we should just cover that up it's actually Clash of the Titans here John against Toby these are probably the two favorites I'd have said what do you think I I don't like either of [Music] them I don't even know what to expect with this as well because you know that Chris is going to be try harded against me he has been all day by the way you not ready for this oh my God that's a fantastic te let down to this John I'm so [Music] sorry did he save that yes oh my God your word of a life genu on my mom's life I saved that hold on John Chez that's outrageous hey don't please don't scare me like that helps when you're like 7 foot tall though does it John sh around mate come on I suck at volleys I always have oh call an [Music] ambulance but not for me it's quite a cold line to say that is it so cold you think that's a cold I so cold I don't if you can save them yeah no l unless you're going early oh off don't dive you see that's what I mean cuz he can go both ways yeah I hate Chris MD love a [Music] passion wow but I might I might love off of TV do you want him out or [Laughter] in oh my God John is through to the final hey I'm happy you went through let's win it [Music] now this is going to be a quick semi-final boys good luck Slovenia thanks mate he looks quite big in goal right good luck Slovenia he just speak slowly that's bad that that's bad that's bad I'm glad you've acknowledged it I'm just waiting to hear like a window pop off some of the cars behind the thing to be honest Oh Billy that was a finish though right um it's trickled in like a dribble a piss I thought it was a save ah feel so bad about it he has just scored so going to do my best now the Berlin Wall was named after this [Music] man yeah he's done it he's reach to the [Applause] [Music] final the final is Poland against Germany Germany versus Poland is a crazy final I heard that there's a lot of uh we've got a rematch this is going to get tasty baby [Music] welcome to the final of the video we have the historically tense matchup of Poland against Germany you'll be able to take penalties as soon as we blow this whistle best of luck guys thanks you Jonathan thank you very much let's go man you are one of the global audience gu of around 400 million people who are tuned in for this game [Applause] already I predict Poland what about I think John's winning yeah D Grand online John you can't you can't miss it how is your heart beating how is his heart beating that's outrageous good pen man it started badly for Germany finally Poland get their Revenge yeah I'm going to run write off the Germans never write off the Germans they say never write off the Germans write off the Germans at your peril I just just reg anybody who writes off the Germans you should never write off the [Music] [Applause] Germans there he is nine what Focus keep your call keep your concentration one of his testical is three times larger than the other one please get that chck don't let anything disturb you from what you want to [Music] do this is shaping up to be a great matchup I hit my balls at least there a normal sized hopefully can we [Music] see very saveable dramatic that was [Music] bad CU that absolutely that would have said most peers oh fair play mate that was great the Berlin Wall strikes again strong German mindset where do you want to go you asking me yeah go on you can tell him D bomtom left bomtom left I tried to Wi yod three times now honestly don't listen to that man oh no we can't you can't you cannot Stitch him up like that he's pointing to jaw bottom left I'm just telling you that so it's fair that's mean yeah that is that is horrific why you stitching you can't for 10 grand you can't you cannot stitch them up bottom left from The Keeper perspective you know that's I thought you meant that sorry about that ready [Music] jump St death now yeah St that my God you couldn't write it put that on that's an outrageous penalty well done German done oh Johnny boy I really hope you don't miss the real jump P anchor this he's got anything about [Music] oh good P it's going to be a short one short but sweet like me all [Music] [Music] right come on this could be it away from me if you can't with stand my love J Switz on a million backs J swits on a milli one kick of a ball one kick of the football it congratulations to the winner you should know you got your somebody calling you think you're somebody don't you I think you're scared of keeping somebody [Music] CL 10,000 new great pound well done mate thank you so much for this no worri a to man so Germany Poland one all now what next John you said you were going to spend it on your grand yes on my grandparents I'm going to take them to a cruise um I know that this is going to sound very exactor esque but yeah my granddad's been suffering with cat so I work to sort him out a little surprise so it's going to be an amazing day and the fans have also played their part just listen to the noise here great end to this tournament