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Ultimate Chicken Horse Game Insights

I forgot about the hockey that's not that glass kills me I ran into the damn VES again son of a welcome to Ultimate Chicken horse the game where how the hell am I supposed to get through that I'm waiting for the right time that wasn't the right time now this game's actually been out for a while and I have no idea why we never actually played it and to give you the most basic explanation of how the game works usually it's like the game makeway I've played on my channel before the game where you race your friends on a track you build after every round is finished except in this game it's a platformer instead and it's it's deadly there's so much going on holy it comes down to the squirrel and the raccoon just a squirrel but before we continue this video I'd like to say thank you to my longtime partner of the channel gamer Subs if you've been around on my channel long enough you have definitely heard of this company before and if you haven't you are missing out they literally create the 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anyway I'm done yapping so please enjoy the absolute chaos that is this video yo let's go to the farm that's where Hans atast go to the farm whatever dude you're the only one that's played this how do we do what what do how man you asking the wrong person you're the only guy who's played what do you mean inventory I don't know how to do this [ __ ] pick a color white bro guys we should not be in free play mode why oh um cuz this that's why this [ __ ] you just placing BL everywhere I'm not placing anything that ain't me what the [ __ ] are we doing math bro like what game are we playing Tetris I'm getting hella achievements by doing this I say again Griz you're the only one who play this what do we dozy here it is choose your mustard mustard item now we build the courses and you place it anywhere you can either mess each other up or help yourself oh mustard Place Red Light Green Light what is that yeah it only opens if you're standing in front of it I think I don't remember but you know what I'm just going to put this here and well we're just going okay bro what what is going on I'm going to make it [ __ ] squirrel please dude no way you're less agile than a horse to easy what does that mean easy that's the first one punching bag wire kill yourself something to kill people this is going to be funny as hell dog I already know it is this a teleporter by the gold I don't know I just had I played this game one time play Spar wire on the barrel you ass that might have been me wait why uh guys don't jump oh my look [ __ ] D little rope on I can make it watch out what are we supposed to do wait you died oh you got knocked into the hey watch out man you are lagging yummy ouch you are lagging boy um i y y'all are lagging bro that ain't me bro I'm a I think I got it Matt I think that blows up other items oh that you can get rid of stuff oh no my B wire bom now there's zero way to get you're so Dum what are you doing well you might be able to CL oh [ __ ] what this teleporter do I bro damn nice work no points oh [ __ ] you let's go dude oh he got points for killing us yes sir what could be worse than one swinging giant thing the [ __ ] blocking it a dude come on it's going to go through it look out wow [ __ ] hey can we do this oh oh man a I thought I was slick apparently this kills you apparently everything kills you I'm be harvesting didn't see that didn't see it that fortnite emote yeah yeah yeah D bro we getting we getting we get emot on by raccoon oh is that a what is that Mentos bomb pick that I picked one too shoots tennis balls I think we're getting fired at immediately yeah I'm going to see what happens I place it on top of the punching yummy that's [ __ ] up don't jump don't jump wa oh God where can we go I don't know what's happening let's go this way come on mustard got why did that door kill you why did that door kill you I didn't I got [ __ ] hit by the H he got hit by the big swingy why the [ __ ] did I do that dude what happened I had one chance to make a passive ball and I just went right into it hey I'm doing pretty good black hole I saw black hole I went for it I get the mustard to the Frozen C wa we duplicated the black hole Grizzy look wait how the [ __ ] oh we both we clicked at the same time hey this is kind of funny for real like where the hell we going to go from here that's crazy that is crazy dude actually what do we do he can't do anything okay it's super simple follow what I do I'm waiting for the right time that wasn't the right time dead oh let's put more dog [ __ ] what is this oh it's a moving platform Mario thing yeah but I have this I have this glass glue Shard I can put down somewhere yummy yummy right here what is our gum what is this gum right there yeah right here bro we have no way of getting okay I think there's a way yeah you just got to you go for it you go for it cuz I can't tell I'm scared I'm scared hold on I'm just going to W key I'm just a chicken oh not I want to you can't fit you can't fit I tried bro I will fit I will fit oh he fit please please blow up everything I think this anv needs to go I have an coin I'mma blow this [ __ ] up no you damn I didn't do anything Grizzy that's it it gives us way in I got the coin [ __ ] no I went to the I placed the teleporter sneakily I was hoping no one noticed it hard reset hard reset I'm down I got three three let's nuke Nelson no hard reset my ha mail I'm trying to leave stuff that's kid that can still be funny n I'm tired of this map let's get to the next map I don't like the farm I'm a chicken I don't even like the I jumped right in the black hole I jumped right into it God damn it I didn't think I would jump that high I don't like oh he got it how did he do that how the [ __ ] did you do that with it though if Grizzy makes it if Grizzy makes it ah never mind oh holy crap come damn the make wish round right there good work speedrun [ __ ] [ __ ] that's what I did earlier mat right into the black hole it's hard to climb I told you it's hard to not worth it I got this come on I just went under my feet aoom aoom you can't make that no actual raccoon in the Trap who's your favorite hockey player cuz I got him Wayne [Laughter] glensky oh gzy oh that at my monitor oh yeah you didn't throw that should we just uh yeah I think I see what you're saying does bro I saw the vision the problem was I got hit by [ __ ] dude yeah oh you didn't see the you fell off the side shut up damn Grizzy got it I'm scared I'm [ __ ] I want to be up there with gang I'm going up there with gang dude what the hell how a chicken alive yummy is playing a whole different game bro my soul is getting sucked by the devil no way you're making that yeah baby my skin my skin wait what did just lag to the bottom what happened I fell and there's a flaming ball that hit me dude you're trying so hard I got a point I got a point points good work yummy you place there YY what do you think you do boing and then I you what's both boing and boing go ahead make a little platform exact you go no no no you [ __ ] let's see if we can do it I got this 100% am I stupid I'm a chicken and I can't even move damn I should have kept going no I am not a flying squirrel imagine Wai your taxi you your taxi on the streets of New York an entire lands on you you know what I'm about to make the Landing Way harder yeah the hell oh you [ __ ] you're insane I'm a friend I'm a friend on a pH it look at him he's alive he's [ __ ] alive there's no way I die hey we all made it too easy oh all right guys I really hope you don't fall look at me goofy ass sound man I sure hope you do [ __ ] what the what are y'all doing what are y'all doing hey what are y'all doing so what are y'all doing [ __ ] you spring don't jump too high oh it didn't do anything I won first M too easy no push yeah I'm so glad I made it bro damn it don't grab the bomb we got to make it harder oh man oh you're funny if you think I'm not making it harder with the bomb pal and get rid of this [ __ ] thing hey I'm going to make it fun I'm not it's not fun I'll give you one point making that I give you one chance to live who put the spike all right you have another chain oh they chased again oh my God they've been baed I thought that was my chance did nobody see those no we saw them they switch look they switch and then they switch back all right let's take one second oh I got a do hickey guy oh what you probably want to dodge that by the way DOD oh my God who put that there who put that there you what the [ __ ] is your dead we're dead we're dead we're dead gri gzy you can't do it die I cut out everything till Grizzy dies oh that was quick [Music] nothing no [ __ ] m landed on the guys I need you to come over here I need the camera I'm oh my god oh my god let's go baby I will jop as far as I can did you die I honestly okay what he just gracefully went down no way dude yummy you don't say we got no points oh is that funny yeah it's a little funny it's a little funny [Music] oh it's can you get squished by that oh well Matt's going to find out I go to the mustard block where you from I'm the must D bro I'm stuck the mustard Hood I got this i got this hold [Music] on damn it bro why are you so fast oh jump you're so fat there we go I found it um I think the squirrel is there VES down there too easy why you got to be kidding me I want that fan to blow me I want that fan to blow me huh okay Doctor disrespect doctor disrespect me he a 16-year-old girl don't involve me in that joke damn Grizzy let me in there why aren't youall defeating I red to the damn Vines again I don't like this map to get the door SMY get the door SMY get the door SMY somebody's at the door hello hello black hole right there dude what the hell nobody's look out for my bab swanging ball I got it okay wait how'd you do that Grizzy wait how'd you guys make it in there what do you mean hell they're dead now see the W he did it huge yeah watch and learn thank you Yummy's getting suck to death you're welcome I'm oh damn whoops I was looking at somebody else I was looking at somebody else I feel like grizz's faster Griz is there a sprint button we don't know about yeah I'm on keyboard that's not what what do you mean like it's sh holy crap there's a sprint button I didn't I haven't been sprting the whole time button I didn't know that thank you for explaining the rules of the game no shot you're just putting stairs there we can't get by if you do that we cannot get by why does Matt's horse look so stupid he's about to play something dude [ __ ] off man going to get rid of some of this dog [ __ ] this is crazy up here this what the [ __ ] at least no shot you're blocking the gold what do you mean just no no yummy make it make it tall again and go to like the the side of it no no side it side of it you're an idiot you're so dumb and he block the hockey book oh I'm the goat don't worry guys I'll do this more mustard blocks that's what we need in life don't destroy my mustard [ __ ] you dude I just placed my must I know I was waiting for you to do it follow me and blow [ __ ] up got him about the Hoy that glass killed me I ran into that damn finds again son of a [ __ ] that's what I'm saying BL that's what I'm saying dude this one's never ending I'm not getting a point this one's never ending I thought that was a plug who put a bub plug on it Move [ __ ] Dorry I thought you was waiting to block what I'm doing no I'm not look at you look at you go away go away oh we got it it ain't even to work it does it's just like a rocket I'm going to see what it does and nothing he it oh it's good it's something good awesome great addition good work Grizzy that's some [ __ ] I got a point I want the balloon oh you discovered a level and died cool good work climb you stupid squirrel we riding all the way up I hope the timing of the same the elevator [ __ ] you black hole come back might be imminent right now gri fail I had that damn I think Grizzy just won damn it no how are we supposed to do this guys I think we're supposed to work together on this one kind of all right bet I got you I got you watch what is that guy yeah you smart dog and I'll put one right here yeah yep wait no yummy you should put you should put uh you should put your thing right there like a little higher a little higher little higher a little higher around to so we can jump okay no there it is all right I'll put this here for fun now we just hop on the these airplanes break though nah we're good that's why you got to be quick with it all R all right [ __ ] gone [Music] [Applause] immediately okay what the [ __ ] was this what was that all I heard was a sad spring noise and then he died it wasn't like and a quiet death oh we don't need the bomb yet all right we need to we need the hierarchy there's a weight limit all right be first that's crazy I didn't know that's the block is stupid the block is [ __ ] stupid oh my God this block is gay brother that crossbow is insane I'm going to try my best to block it guys just trying to block it with whatever that is what is that oh my God it still doesn't that's actually the head Smitty you made it worse with the spike ball n no I was trying to stop it Go yummy oh my god do it do itow doing it yeah mustard Ferris wheel who wants a ride $5 bro I love you're judging me look what you just put I know I'm on it oh oh ym me or you next who going all right we're just going to we're going to feel it out we're going to know whose turn it is it was me if you land on the the red light it should uh be solid all right platform all right I hit my horse head off the ceiling I tried look at this you should have watched yo all right I see the vision Nelson I see the vision watch this watch this yeah no I see the vision I see the vision watch this it's stupid ass horse damn he's got it that cock's got balls that cock's got balls the chicken Yum's actually kind of goated I wish I could see what he's doing you know yeah just am lag that bad yeah it's horrible I don't think we can I don't think we can make it I don't think we can make it I don't think we can make it we got to we got to do this here we go I'm helping us out I don't know we're going to see what it does something oh he's going for that he's speed running don't let him get there [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ] I hate this guy I hate this guy yeah good work little handicap ability good work buddy all right I know what we need to do just in case what guy's going to make it kill Grizzy more traps up top fly to his house kill Grizzy that's how we do it it's fine Grizzy if you can't do this you're lame as hell I thought you're about to fall off rip yeah go for it okay all you sa oh I see the problem yeah that thing has Collision oh Grizzy huh weird it's all up to mat you're standing on you're standing he's dead Yum's dead he is still dead oh dead cuz he's lagging [ __ ] give Canon what was that Canon what did the canons do do they shoot cannonballs I don't know we're going to find out we need to talk we need to talk about your decisions we need to talk about I'm making it easier to get to the thing what do you mean look at look at this kid do they shoot oh it's good it's good good Canon good Canon wait what what in the horse in the the guys can I guys guys no how the be attack me when I'm the top of the [ __ ] map yes dude we did it man last tur last tur final tur po sunflower last tur last turd this is not good careful what the [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't see the vision I don't see the vision oh it's clutcher kick you oh either you win you lose I'm in there man oh wait you can stand on this I guess no way ho [ __ ] he got it no what does the flower do yes die die yeah I think you still let's go oh my God they're tied is there I didn't win got a minute he dead I might have died I might have died y what's a flower do over there what's a flower what FL do no no I think he's won every game he's won every single [Music] one fire hydrant thank God there's no dogs we need a we need those somebody put BL for the Box no no no no no no no put the boing boing for the boxes boing boing for the boxes can you put that on I'm with the boing boing boy are we going to make that nope NOP Bo boing for the boxes we can't get it oh it's glue don't mind I'm just going to somebody should help that horse oh look at me go I'm a razor all right nice if someone falls off they have no Redemption of getting back on I even think we don't not have a chance that's forgot about that I forgot about my flamethrower I forgot about my flamethrower yeah that happens okay watch this watch this I do it again I do it again H Arrow you hit an arrow there how are we ding to our that how do you do that yeah make him feel safe krizy shoot him from the skies you better you better hope to the knee while jumping over where do I place this sh I'm so confused it has to be on top of something yeah that's perfect okay watch out for that W and now we now damn Matt just tanked two of those not that time wait no I jumped right into it I'm so stupid yummy what are you standing Arrow up the wait yum landed on the bar to Tapped the Barb Wire bro I keep killing myself what don't do that I want to see what the flower do what's wrong with that I don't think that's a good flower n he chill he looks happy oh yeah cuz you guys are doing so much better for the for the community here bunch of saints over here let's see what it does no it's mad it's mad oh it's me [ __ ] me the flower got head that's one angry flower who the open door it comes down to the squirrel and the raccoon just a squirrel squirrel Panic squirrel Panic not happy why is it so funny to watch a door the door shut the door didn't open your car buddy this [ __ ] been [ __ ] that G's hiding a teleporter griz's hiding a teleporter I'm not gri hiding in tele I don't even think there's another one but still watch out for that how you just got to go in time you know not like that holy crap holy crap you C holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap you sound like dude the push me off bro no that would have been it I'm pissed hold on I got this I see the vision hit right in the face you ate that thing right out of the tube I know I WRA my lips around that [ __ ] bro your big horse lips spit on doing tricks on that [ __ ] blowing bubbles on the mortar I can't [ __ ] stand this oh my God the flow is my biggest detriment I don't like the flow weird this got I'm really tempted right now I'm not going to lie how is that allowed okay what if I did this would you guys complain if I did this no I mean all you have to do is just not get hit on it you know wait is it on the Block I mean it was he put a flamethrower on the spot so look out put it here that's not going back up back up it's fine how the [ __ ] are y'all hello hello oh cool we got a ride all the way to the Finish man man man this isn't good this isn't good buddy this is I died you got it you got it buddy you got it this horse is clim is climing reevaluate reevaluate how are you alive reevaluate reevaluate use the platforms use the platforms to the left when they come by you got to jump on those off the off the water squirt that's crazy oh no I'm stuck please God free me from this hell yeah that fan was a good idea by me I like that fan I refuse to give up I refuse there you go there you go okay now now get pushed off I can't I'm stuck I have all right so uh God wanted me to oh lots of helpfulness okay so much hay [ __ ] this man no you make it no yeah that's you can't get up now there's no way hold on we're going to make we're going to make sure you can't get up on this way we're going to make sure of it actually that just helps oh yeah cuz the last way was that just helps I just realized that just helps everybody wait where do I go I've never been this far up this way come on come on come on yummy woo [ __ ] come on my leg come on baby come on wait we all do it Grizzy you have to die here too easy no points it might be too easy what is alive no way what do you mean too easy no point mean too easy no point too easy no point if you would have died that would have been it all right last turn fellas nut up or shut up do you do you see the vision watch watch I went to fast I hope you all die Into the Fire a oh my God why am I stuck on glue all right how you going to get through that freed no way he's on bar you not win this if I have something to say that's [ __ ] yeah all right this game racist against white people this game racist against white people bro that's insane [Music]