Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Listen, I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. I admire you so much. You're talented, you're funny, you're kind.
Happy birthday. I've been given the daunting task of going over your career highlights, some of the great things you've done. Oh, I see. How come I've been lost?
No, that wasn't you. That was some... What did you see in the hall?
I'm glad to join many of your friends in wishing you the best of this day. And in thanking you for another year of making us laugh and making us think. And I am so happy to say happy birthday to you. It's your birthday. You have continued to be alive for consecutive years.
Well done. Well done for resisting the urge to not be alive. Carry on being alive every year, continually.
You, um... That was Conan. It's your birthday. And what a glorious world this is because you were born and you're on it. And because I admire and love you so much, I felt that no amount of money could buy you the right gift.
So I didn't buy you one. I'm just going to gift you my words of love and my shoes. I'm going to give you my shoes, the shoes I'm wearing right now. I'm going to give these to you because it's your birthday. against my will and against my better judgment.
Happy birthday. Hey, it's your birthday. Hope you party like it's your birthday. Drink Bacardi like it's your birthday. In the club like it's your birthday.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday. You are an extraordinarily rare human being, and you know I mean that. Lady Gaga, I just wanted to wish you a very happy birthday.
Everybody gather round. Gather round the cake please. Come on. Move it. Now.
Let's go. We're singing the song. Together.
Happy. Happy birthday to you. Come on!
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday dear you. Happy birthday to you.