Miscellaneous Thoughts and Scenarios Compilation

Jul 17, 2024

Miscellaneous Thoughts and Scenarios Compilation

Divorces and Relationship Issues

  • Woman asks for divorce one day after wedding over a cake prank.
  • Individual mentions divorcing his wife over her OnlyFans account and the shame associated with it.
  • Woman claims to have sued her parents for giving birth to her without her consent.
  • Man left partner because she made a video for one of his friends; it’s just her job.

Environmental and Animal Issues

  • Consider the irony if turtles, which hate straws, were put into context of this specific discussion.
  • Man locks himself in a hot car to prove babies and dogs are cowards.
  • Fire ants are mostly male; discussed in a gender reveal party accident.
  • Elephants are evolving not to grow tusks due to poaching.
  • Someone questions the necessity of soap and hand sanitizer, pointing out that animals do fine without them.

Odd Products and Inventions

  • New coffin office chair targeting design industry.
  • Reference to an apple engineer who designed a mouse that can't be used while charging.
  • Human Bowling on escalators is discouraged.
  • Mention of 3ft tubes of Pringles sold in Italy.

Social Media and Online Behavior

  • Man about to launch himself in homemade rocket to prove the Earth is flat.
  • TikToker claims stealing $33,000 worth of items from Target over several years led to jail.
  • Cloud storage and digital data management random thoughts.
  • Obsession with what’s New York vs. America.
  • Humorous approach to taking emails softly, suggesting an apple or carrot in palm.

Parenting and Children's Issues

  • Someone overhearing a child’s conversation about numbers in a Whole Foods.
  • Discussion on the appropriateness of children’s predisposition to pink or specific toys/games.
  • Ridicule for a young person’s misunderstanding of basic math or facts.

Technology and Gadgets

  • Man jokes that humans will be fine if we can make PCs wireless like laptops are.
  • Mention of the quick brown fox pangram includes every letter of the alphabet.
  • Issues with gadgets, like a PlayStation controller on a plaque or iPhones and sewing machines.

Lifestyle and Health Humor

  • Man uses birth certificate as note to rob bank.
  • Criticism of medicine that requires constant refill.
  • Vegan woman traumatized after biting into pork sausage roll.
  • Spouse subjected to parade participation against will.

Societal and Cultural Observations

  • Critical of actors of different races playing historical figures.
  • Ridicule of the misconception that Mercury in Gatorade exists.
  • Commentary on young people’s expectations of job market and life stability.
  • Noting a compiled misunderstanding around social security and taxes.

Personal Anecdotes

  • A person reflects on dumb things done in childhood, like making a girl feel better by trying to get glasses too.
  • Funny misunderstanding with a person’s son stating “I love Walmart self-checkout, buy one get seven things free.”
  • Mention of showing up to work in a similar outfit leading to humor.

Miscellaneous Thoughts

  • Concerns over safety and health demonstrated by weird actions, e.g., making sure not lasers touch food.
  • Criticism of how mechanical or electrical items are designed and how they function.
  • Mentioning humorous conspiracy theorists' belief like ‘the Earth is flat.’
  • Misunderstanding around non-American understanding of US localities like NYC.
  • Reflections on education and its perceived futility or pointlessness.

Closing Thoughts

  • This is a collection of random, often humorous, and satirical observations about society, technology, relationships, and general human behavior.
  • Noteworthy that humor often attempts to reveal the absurdity in ordinary things and observations through satire, exaggeration, and questioning defaults.