Woman asks for divorce one day after wedding over a cake prank.
Individual mentions divorcing his wife over her OnlyFans account and the shame associated with it.
Woman claims to have sued her parents for giving birth to her without her consent.
Man left partner because she made a video for one of his friends; it’s just her job.
Environmental and Animal Issues
Consider the irony if turtles, which hate straws, were put into context of this specific discussion.
Man locks himself in a hot car to prove babies and dogs are cowards.
Fire ants are mostly male; discussed in a gender reveal party accident.
Elephants are evolving not to grow tusks due to poaching.
Someone questions the necessity of soap and hand sanitizer, pointing out that animals do fine without them.
Odd Products and Inventions
New coffin office chair targeting design industry.
Reference to an apple engineer who designed a mouse that can't be used while charging.
Human Bowling on escalators is discouraged.
Mention of 3ft tubes of Pringles sold in Italy.
Social Media and Online Behavior
Man about to launch himself in homemade rocket to prove the Earth is flat.
TikToker claims stealing $33,000 worth of items from Target over several years led to jail.
Cloud storage and digital data management random thoughts.
Obsession with what’s New York vs. America.
Humorous approach to taking emails softly, suggesting an apple or carrot in palm.
Parenting and Children's Issues
Someone overhearing a child’s conversation about numbers in a Whole Foods.
Discussion on the appropriateness of children’s predisposition to pink or specific toys/games.
Ridicule for a young person’s misunderstanding of basic math or facts.
Technology and Gadgets
Man jokes that humans will be fine if we can make PCs wireless like laptops are.
Mention of the quick brown fox pangram includes every letter of the alphabet.
Issues with gadgets, like a PlayStation controller on a plaque or iPhones and sewing machines.
Lifestyle and Health Humor
Man uses birth certificate as note to rob bank.
Criticism of medicine that requires constant refill.
Vegan woman traumatized after biting into pork sausage roll.
Spouse subjected to parade participation against will.
Societal and Cultural Observations
Critical of actors of different races playing historical figures.
Ridicule of the misconception that Mercury in Gatorade exists.
Commentary on young people’s expectations of job market and life stability.
Noting a compiled misunderstanding around social security and taxes.
Personal Anecdotes
A person reflects on dumb things done in childhood, like making a girl feel better by trying to get glasses too.
Funny misunderstanding with a person’s son stating “I love Walmart self-checkout, buy one get seven things free.”
Mention of showing up to work in a similar outfit leading to humor.
Miscellaneous Thoughts
Concerns over safety and health demonstrated by weird actions, e.g., making sure not lasers touch food.
Criticism of how mechanical or electrical items are designed and how they function.
Mentioning humorous conspiracy theorists' belief like ‘the Earth is flat.’
Misunderstanding around non-American understanding of US localities like NYC.
Reflections on education and its perceived futility or pointlessness.
Closing Thoughts
This is a collection of random, often humorous, and satirical observations about society, technology, relationships, and general human behavior.
Noteworthy that humor often attempts to reveal the absurdity in ordinary things and observations through satire, exaggeration, and questioning defaults.