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Kapil Sharma Show - Shark Tank Special

Yo! [audience cheering] Welcome to the show, everyone. Please take a seat. Thank you! Love you too, Ma'am. Thank you! Archana ma'am, there are many new businesses nowadays. But the oldest business in the world is also the one that never fails and that is of the money-lenders. Oh! Please come, Mom. How can I expect from the others when my mother is late for my show? - [laughs]

  • Please come. My mother is ready since morning. Her friends must have delayed. The breed of people who borrow money are experts. They will borrow 500 rupees from you. Because it is humiliating to refuse to lend 500 rupees and would give an image that one does not have 500 rupees with him. You will feel humiliated to ask for those 500 rupees back as it doesn't look good to ask for 500 rupees back. - This scene of 500 rupees...
  • Wow! Good! It's a dangerous scene. For instance, Pandey borrowed 500 rupees from Dinesh who borrowed from Gopal. Gopal borrowed from Akash. The reason they are always sitting together is because all of them have to return each other's money. [laughs] It's not the music that keeps them together. Fantastic! Thanks to technology, people request for money online. You will receive a message at 12:45 in the night on Facebook requesting 15 thousand rupees claiming to return it in a few days. They purposely message at a time that feels like an emergency. When they don't get a reply, they post it to the others that they need 15 thousand rupees. When nobody replies to them they feel humiliation despite not getting the money. Then they upload a post on the other day telling everyone that their account was hacked. [laughs] And that person is requesting for money from my account. - Please don't give him.
  • Don't give him. All the businesses are good but the business of alcohol is the best. There are no risks involved. The crowd will run to you once the shutter is lifted. Seriously! Some people can't even wait for the shutter to be lifted. They enter when it's half open. One night, the shop was shutting at 10 PM. The shutter was almost down except for two inches left when Pandey put his foot there and when he was asked to take it out, he asked the shopkeeper to keep the bottle on it. [laughs] Whoa! Certain things about each business are true only to their business. During the sale, the shopkeeper says that looking at this stock is free. But the same thing cannot be told at a cinema hall that you can have a look at for free. He will lose his job. When you visit a store, you tend to bargain as you are a regular customer. You cannot say the same thing at the cremation ground. [laughs] You don't tend to bargain as a regular customer. All I am trying to say that each business is exclusive. We have apps now to deliver anything we want at our doorstep. You can order one single piece of "Gulab Jamun". Dinesh was in the wash room while the water supply got cut and he instantly ordered for two bottles of water. The delivery boy got it. Now it's up to you to imagine how he received the bottles. I don't know. [audience applauding] Today, I am talking about business because we have a new show on Sony TV to show us how one can do business and how a startup can become an example for the world, called Shark Tank! [audience cheering] And some of the business tycoons from that show are coming to our show. I would like to call them with a big round of applause. Please welcome, Mr. Aman Gupta! [audience applauding] Mrs. Namita Thapar! Mr. Peyush Bansal! Mrs. Vineeta Singh! Mr. Anupam Mittal! And Amit Jain! A big round of applause for our guests. [audience applauding] Whoa! Welcome, everybody! Thank you! Welcome back, guys! The benefit of having relatives along is that they clap a lot for us! Fantastic! Amit Jain has invited 14 of his relatives! - 14 relatives have accompanied you!
  • 14 relatives for one person. We live in a joint family! Are they blood-related or have you got them married? [laughs] That girl with green hair you saw in KBC is sitting right there. [laughs] The girl with green hair! Amitabh Bachchan also pointed out at her hair! What have you done? Tell us! Kapil, actually, there was a deal of a company for which all of us fought a lot in this season of Shark Tank. - I shall come to that side.
  • She is using Does the colour of only one side of the hair get changed or both? Let me tell you an interesting thing, Kapil. - Yes.
  • When I met her in KBC I asked her how long does this hair colour stay? She said it washes off after washing your hair five times and then after I met her again I asked if she has not washed her hair five times yet? [laughs] It feels good to have some colours on this show. Thank you! Congratulations to all of you on the new season of Shark Tank. It is loved by all. Archana ma'am, normally a person gets famous and then makes money. These people made money first and now they are famous. Do you agree that irrespective of the money you earn but one gets famous only after coming to The Kapil Sharma Show? [audience applauding] Kapil, tell us if you have made money after becoming famous. Huh? - Where have I made money?
  • Lots of money! Some people put effort to earn while some of them are so blessed that they are earning only by sitting on a chair! Luck! That's luck! Yes, you are lucky! When the second season started were all of you worried about the different ideas coming your way or worried that despite if ten episodes you had not received an invite from The Kapil Sharma Show? We had it mentioned in our contract this time that we want to visit The Kapil Sharma Show. Do you know everybody enjoyed the last time - all of you were here on the show?
  • Yeah! Thank you for coming again. - Thank you!
  • Please take a seat. [theme music playing] [audience applauding] - Mr. Bansal, please sit.
  • Okay! I was unsure if three people were supposed to sit here or two. Were you planning to sit between the two of them? - Do you wish to sit with Namita?
  • No, sir. I am good. - Please sit with her.
  • She fights a lot with me. Why do you fight with him? She has a motherly behaviour towards me. You start behaving fatherly if she behaves motherly. [laughs] Oh, my God! Archana ma'am, you know all the five sharks of the first season. You are meeting Amit Jain for the first time. Amit, Hi! [audience cheering] He's the owner of CarDekho and he used to check out cars. His family asked him to do some work. Then he made CarDekho his source of income. How did this ideate? I started a company in 2007 in partnership with Anurag who is my brother. - Okay.
  • It wasn't CarDekho. It was an outsourcing company so that some income came in. - Okay.
  • When the income came in, - We attended an event called Auto Expo in 2008. - Okay. It used to be held in Pragati Maidan. We saw a lot of cars there. Then we looked them up online because we're both car aficionados. We didn't find the cars online. So, we identified the gap that existed. There's a white space. We could make quick money. We gathered the brochures and put them in the boot of the car. Within a week, our team did the coding of the website. People like us began visiting our website. The traffic increased gradually and in 2011, we became the highest-visited auto website. Now, we deal in insurance, finance, new cars, used cars as well as motorbikes. Wow! Lovely. [audience applauding] Other than CarDekho, he owns many other websites. Like BikeDekho, CollegeDekho, PriceDekho, - InsuranceDekho.
  • Sab Kuch Dekho. Sab Kuch Dekho. - Insurance too.
  • When people meet you, do they ask you to show all of this? [unanimous laughter] What do you do when there's something you want to see? I see The Kapil Sharma Show. - Oh, wow!
  • Wow! [audience applauding] Thank you, Mr. Jain. We've heard that Namita won't stay on set after 8 pm. I can understand men's problems. They get thirsty. They have to go home. But what's your problem? Why do you leave at 8 pm? Who told you this? I'm an admirer. I have put intelligence to the task. I like your dimple. Is it natural or did you make holes? [chuckles] I dig my cheeks every day. Why don't you wait on set after 8 pm? Not every shoot day. But on the last shoot day of the week, I go to Pune. - I hail from Pune.
  • Yes. I like to reach on time. If I leave at 8, I get there by 12. Until what time are you allowed in? It takes four hours... [unanimous laughter] My husband is sitting there. Oh! Where are you, brother-in-law? - You can ask him why I leave at 8! - Hi. - Brother-in-law!
  • Oh, he starts calling you! He's her expertise after 8! [unanimous laughter] - After 8...
  • You doll up and also bring your husband along. A warm welcome, sir. Didn't you go to work today? Before you say anything else, check out his height. - Yes.
  • Huh? First, look at his height and biceps and then speak, please. No, I am good. Thank you. [unanimous laughter] As you know, Anupam owns a matrimonial site. If someone finds a match through your site, do you also receive complaints? "Mr. Mittal, on your website it said" "the girl is calm, but she fights every day." [unanimous laughter] Or complaints about the boy. The wife complains, "You said the boy is vegetarian." - No, we...
  • "I found rum in his car." - Yes.
  • Do you get such complaints? No, we have clearly mentioned that we don't accept returns. - Okay.
  • Oh! Do these couples invite you to their marriage? Or do they wait for six months for the marriage to last? - They do invite me, but I don't go.
  • Okay. - The number must be high.
  • Yes. - Over 1000 weddings in a year.
  • Lakhs. - Lakhs! Lovely.
  • Yes. [audience applauding] Vineeta, when you step out - say to have 'pani puri'...
  • Hmm. Has it ever happened that the vendor recognises you and pitches his business idea? "My daily sales are Rs. 10,000." "My investment was Rs. 2000." "My net profit is Rs. 5000." "My ask is Rs. 5 lakhs for 5% equity." Does that ever happen? Yes, I have a few 'pani puri' stalls at home that I bought. I buy every one of them that I like. - So it does happen.
  • This time, on Shark Tank, we've been getting so many food pitches. We're eating all day. Why doesn't she gain weight? Yes, what's the secret? He knows it! [chuckles] - I know!
  • I run at night. - Once...
  • [hysterical laughter] What are you saying? [hysterical laughter] - Kapil, they'll get me in trouble.
  • What happened? - Let me tell you what happened.
  • Peyush... - Peyush...
  • Shark Tank had just wrapped up. I stepped out to see what Mumbai is really like. Did you get a good look? I came back as we had a shoot the next day. I saw Vineeta running. Who runs at midnight? Why don't you run away once and for all? Go wherever you want. Where... [audience applauding] Sony asked her to do a dry run for Shark Tank. She went for a run. [laughs] If Aman's jokes don't get any better then I really will run away! - Sharks, Archana is angry with you. - Why? She says, "You invest in new ideas and not my idea." - What is it?
  • I asked her the idea. She said she has an idea which ensures food will never go stale. I asked her to explain. She said she'll eat everything. [laughs] Actually, I was thinking of pitching an idea to you all. It's not ripe, but I'll just throw in the germ of the idea. Take, for instance, a chair. It has a magnet. Once you sit on it, you can never be taken off that chair. You're afraid. Hey! I just received a message, "I'm on the way." [Archana laughs hysterically] See! On his Instagram page, Mr. Jain has mentioned, "Part-time CEO, full-time family man." - True.
  • Has A CEO written this or a helpless husband? - [laughs]
  • Why so? - I measure my life's successes by moments of happiness. - Okay. - Yes. - If your family is with you, you're bound to be happy. - Lovely.
  • I don't measure it in money. [audience applauding and cheering] We've heard you're a good cook, Mr. Jain. - True.
  • Your rotis are round. - Yes.
  • Did you already know or did you develop this skill after marriage? I developed the skills before marriage. Great. - It's a good thing.
  • I lived in the US for a year. You have to learn to cook to feed yourself. Right, true. I lived there longer, but I still can't make rotis. I can't make them. You got so many people married. Visit all of them one day at a time. You'll never need to make lunch or dinner again! [audience applauding] I've heard that Aman's wife calls him "money". Normally, wives call husbands "honey". She calls you "money". Did she always call you that or after the money came in? That's manifestation. Please ask her. - Why do you call me that?
  • Why do you call him that? By calling him "money", I manifested money in our lives. Ah! Manifestation. It means he has no talent! [unanimous laughter] Aman has a habit of competing with others. Aman, back in college, when you'd get to know your friend had made a girlfriend, would you get jealous or would you say, "I'll do it too"? - [unanimous laughter]
  • Yes? What was your attitude back then? It was the same! You do get a little competitive. I've got the competitive bug in me. I covet things. Competition energises you. It lends you energy. - So, yes. I do have that attitude.
  • It's good. You should be like that. [audience applauding] Has it ever happened that one of the Sharks accepted the pitch and you've invested in it, and later on, the other Sharks realise that they should have invested too. - Yes.
  • Really! Yes, many times. It happened to them. They didn't invest in that business. - Then... - Then we went to Darbhanga to give them the funds. - Imagine!
  • Pickles? - Yes.
  • JhaJi pickles. It's a food pitch, you'd know! - Hey!
  • I decided to order from them. Where we usually get pickles from is a different place. But the process you showed was beautiful. - Yes.
  • And those women... Women empowerment is something that you guys - are really working towards.
  • Very nice. [audience applauding] Did you like the pickle? I didn't order it yet. You should order only if you intend on paying for it on delivery. If you want to fight, you should get it yourself. Yes! Of course, I don't have money! Speaking of delivery, I saw you doing something along the same lines. - Oh, my!
  • Oh, yes. - Whoa!
  • Yes? This means... So, guys! He is talking about my new upcoming film, Zwigato! - Oh! - I am playing the role of a delivery boy. Why did you give the introduction of your film in English? Yeah! [laughing] My film went to Toronto International Film Festival. And then to South Korea. And I byhearted a few sentences so well that no one will know whether or not I know English. [laughing and applauding] Mr. Anupam Mittal's wife is here. Welcome to the show, Mrs. Aanchal! Husband and wife are into martial arts, boxing, and kickboxing. Was it your hobby, or did you have to learn it for self-defence? I... You can say I learnt it for self-defence. [cheering and applauding] Mr. Sharma! Hi, Archana ma'am! Hi, Sharks! Hello! - Hi!
  • Hello! Hi, duck! What? Hold on! Don't talk to me. I was waiting for you at the baby shower. Why didn't you show up? Everyone was asking me where my husband was. Where were you? We decided that I am your husband at home. And not to tell outsiders that I am your husband. - What? - Say that we're colleagues. We are just sharing a home. [laughing] Mr. Peyush, make glasses that will make him see my love and nothing else. That's all. [laughing and cheering] - I agree!
  • I will turn it around and wear it. I will see everything but you. [laughing] This is the problem. Archana, I went to my friend's baby shower, and my friends were mocking me. That I only have a shower at my place. Oh! Baby! So what? What do you mean? Our home feels quiet! Ask your dad to wear an anklet and dance. There will be entertainment. What do you mean by 'our home feels quiet'? When will you spare my family? When your family leaves my house. - [laughing and applauding]
  • Yes! Tell them clearly, that parents are like social media stories in their daughter's house. Disappear after 24 hours. They have permanently settled here. You are laughing, but he has no idea how lucky he is to have me. - Hmm! - Archana ma'am, he forgot my birthday. I didn't say a word. If it was someone else, she wouldn't have spoken to him for six months. That is why I forgot. I thought you will stop talking to me. But you are talking to me. [applauding] Do you know? I put a reminder. Today is her birthday. I have to make her believe I forgot! But she still doesn't get angry! Hold on! Mr. Sharma, in order to make our relationship 100% successful, I need 50% equity of love from you. - Oh!
  • Oh! Okay? The Sharks are here. Please get inspired and learn, and invest in our future. Listen, I don't have expertise in this. I am out! Excuse me! No! This is an old idea. Love and all that! There are 8 billion people in the world because of this. And they are still at it! This idea works because it makes sense. Am I right? Listen, we should celebrate our baby shower too. Everyone will attend. They will also attend. They will bring gifts! Mr. Amit will gift us a car from CarDekho. Mr. Peyush will bring sunglasses. They will get gifts. Namita, bring medicines for her mental well-being. What do you mean? I am fine. The problem is that she attended a Baby Shower and she wants a baby. The other day she went for a housewarming, and she said she wants a new house. Why don't you attend a divorce? Go someday! [applauding and cheering] I will not leave you! But I will make sure you learn a lesson! Look at your mom! She is hanging upside down for vitamin D. [laughing] Her family stays with me. Mr. Sharma, why are you behind mom? [humming] Hi! Hi! Look at her. Will anyone say she sells balloons? - Rubbish! Hi, Sharks!
  • Would you like to have a seat? I am Phoolmati! Yes, she is mom. Hold on. I arrived way back from the Baby Shower. Why are you so late? I am not foolish like you to have 'Dal' because that is what they first served! The best dish is served at the end. I had 'Jalebi' and 'Rabdi'. She loves it a lot. The other day we had a few flatbreads, then had 'Jalebi' and 'Rabadi'. After that, she had more flatbreads. I asked why? She said that if she pukes, the 'Rabadi' is safe. Oh my! Mom! Why are you always focused on food? The thing is, I have Rs. 500. I ate worth Rs. 1,500. I made a profit of Rs. 1000. This is business. Am I right, Shark? - I agree.
  • I am no less than the Sharks. Mom, they are renowned people. What are you saying? They might be renowned people for you. - They are family to me.
  • Huh? Yes! Look that is Mr. Bansal's son. Hold on! Do you know him? Mr. Bansal sent him to America to study because I asked him to do so. Yes! He studied so hard that he had to wear prescription glasses. I used to say, May harmful sight not fall on you! You look so cute with glasses. Look at him now he is selling glasses to the masses. Yes! Look at him now! My mom is also here. - What are you saying about me?
  • The mother-in-law is here. Mom, why did you never send me to America to study? America? You were not even getting school admission in our village. [laughing] You know what, Mrs. Archana? She failed every class. - What are you saying?
  • So many zeroes that even their bank balance doesn't have that many zeroes. - She got that many zeroes.
  • What are you saying, mom? Thank God that he married you. - An educated man wouldn't have let you enter his house. - Hey! - [laughing and applauding]
  • Yes! - Saw that?
  • [cheering] Yes! Guys, I am really sorry. I have no idea what mom... Enough, mom! Go inside. This is enough! Hold on! Why are you always upset? We got upset when she was born. But she decided to be upset all her life. You are not giving good news. What good news do I give you now? [applauding and laughing] Tell me! Your dad has weak knees. And she wants good news! Tell me! Too much! She wants good news. - Listen, that is enough! Let's go. Let's go home. - Okay! Give my regards to Mr. Bansal. Oh my! Friends, we have Sharks here. It is time to invite the anchor of their show. With a big hand, please welcome Mr. Rahul Dua. [applauding] - Welcome, Rahul!
  • Sir! Sir, thank you! - Thank you!
  • Welcome, Rahul! - Sir, thank you!
  • Where would you like to sit? I am glad you invited me. I was waiting. I thought you will cut me off like they do in the episode. Oh! We were supposed to call you from the start. Namita asked me not to. She asked to call the Sharks first. - Rahul Dua's dream has come true. He is on our show! - Finally! Tell me something, Rahul. Those who pitch ideas to them, - leave and talk to you.
  • Yes. Did someone get rejected and asked you to help them out? And they will give you a cut. - Do you come across such people?
  • That happens often. Those who get the investment, I ask them to give me a cut. - Do they agree to it?
  • They do. - Rahul, please come! Welcome, brother! - Thank you! [clapping] Rahul, you are an anchor and you are a great comedian too. What did you observe in our Sharks after working with them for so long? Basically, all of them are the kingpins of their industry. Aman said something interesting once. "Before being Sharks, all of us were humans." It's an amazing line. But I think he forgot to say something. Before being Sharks, they were humans which is alright. And before being humans, all of them were animals. [laughing] [clapping] If a food startup shows up, - they try all its products.
  • That's true. If they are served tea, they behave like Sony TV isn't treating them well. They eat what is served to them but they don't invest, right? - Is it true?
  • Anupam does that. Anupam often does that. He makes tea and then says, "Oh, no! It's insipid." The tea that he made himself. Namita and Vineeta bargain well with the entrepreneurs. When you go to the market, does the seller tells you the real price or he increases the price by 10% because you'll bargain later? Bargaining is fun. That's right. Whether it's in the market or Shark Tank. To what extent we must bargain? If an item costs Rs. 100, how should we start? We decide according to a person's face. So what's on my mind right now? [laughing] If you answer correctly, I'll gift you pistachios. What else can I give you? You are already rich. Please tell me what's going on in my mind. "Shall I see Namita or not?" That is on your mind. On one side, you have a wife and on the other hand, is my husband. So that's the only thing on your mind. "Shall I look at her not?" "- Shall I..."
  • That's an accurate guess! [laughing] [clapping] Peyush, Anupam and Aman bargain well with the pitchers, right? When you see your wives' shopping lists, do you bargain with them or act like a penguin? Earlier, we bargained but now we have learned our lessons. - Now...
  • It's no use bargaining with them. It's no use so we must be quiet. Sir, it's quite opposite for me. I get pocket money. [laughing] [clapping] My wife Priya told me before Shark Tank season 2, "How much will you spend this time?" I said, "I'll have to spend money as good companies will pitch." "Please give me the detail of the money you spent in the last season." "Only then you'll get money in this season." So it's important for me to select good companies this season. Or else, in season 3... That's great. Peyush was featured in an ad along with Karan Johar. Peyush, did you plan to model after becoming famous? What do you think? I came to know that you told your friend, "If I star in The Kapil Sharma Show again, I'll get rid of Karan Johar." [laughing] [clapping] All of you post some photographs on social media. People post interesting comments on those photos. I have selected a few photographs to show you. Please have a look. It's quite fun. Oh, my! The first photo is yours. Aman, look! When Ajay Devgn meets SRK meets me! [laughing] [clapping] - Enjoy!
  • 'We can do drama.' But, sir, thank God that he didn't turn the car to the left. Otherwise, Aman would have lost his peace. [laughing] [clapping] Let's check the comments below. 'Anyone can get clicked on a stationary car. Record a video' 'in a moving car to prove the durability of your trouser's seams.' [laughing] [clapping] Somebody commented, 'Pitampura's Ajay Devgn.' [laughing] [clapping] 'Right now he is standing on top of the jeep' 'but once the lion enters, he would hide under the jeep.' Please show us more. 'Now we know that rich people also act weird.' [laughing] [clapping] 'We knew that you invest money in multiple businesses' 'but we now know that you can fix your feet in nooks and crannies.' [laughing] [clapping] - Wonderful!
  • Oh my God! Please show us more photos. - Oh, my!
  • Mrs. Thapar posted this photo. 'Desi Avatar with this fun lehenga designed by my sister.' Okay! Let's check the comments. Please think before posting. 'If the groom spots the bride's friend who looks like her,' 'he stares the matchmaker down.' [laughing] [clapping] 'I can assure you that people would have' 'surely met her today on the pretext of their startups.' Please show us more photos. 'An advice for youngsters,' 'if a girl wearing a green outfit smiles at you,' 'please don't mistake it for a green signal.' It's a technical issue. Show us some more. Anupam posted this photo. 'Saturday is the haircut day with my favourite hairstylist.' Please show the comments below. 'The bigwigs watch the mirror after getting their hair trimmed.' [laughing] [clapping] 'When we get a haircut, we shorten them until they can't be gripped.' [laughing] [clapping] 'I met my wife through your website.' 'She makes me spend a lot. Either take her away' 'or compensate me.' [laughing] [clapping] Oh, my! Show us more, please. 'You lose energy if you get a haircut on Saturday,' 'you may suffer from arthritis' 'and you may also get wrong thoughts.' 'Now that you have got a haircut,' 'please contact me for its solution.' [laughing] [clapping] Please show us more photos. Vineeta posted it. 'Served at every table from Darbhanga to the world.' So these are the pickles you talked about. Archana, how do they taste? Huge vessels containing pickles. - They look nice, right?
  • I feel salivated for sure. Please mix some rum in it. [laughing] [clapping] Please show us the comments. It's good. Your comments will increase the sales of Mr. Jha. You talk about business all the time. 'It seems she's searching for a pickle flavour for her lipsticks.' [laughing] [clapping] 'Ma'am, if you want to send pickles all over the world, do it by road.' 'As the airport authority doesn't allow us to carry them.' 'My half kg mango pickles are stranded at Patna airport.' [laughing] [clapping] 'When we keep the pickles in open, we need a guard against monkeys.' [laughing] [clapping] You can get your script from these comments. They are mischievous people. Please show us more. Mr. Bansal posted this photo. What is it? - It's a photo taken on a flight.
  • It's an old photo. What's going on in the photo? It's... We were going to Milan. They are my co-founders, Amit and Sumit. - Okay.
  • It was my birthday. - They surprised me with a birthday cake so we got clicked. - Wow! Let's check the comments. 'They planned the birthday party in the plane to get fewer guests.' [laughing] [clapping] Somebody wrote, 'I heard that if a person celebrates his birthday' 'on a flight, he must celebrate it on the flight every year.' Another person replied to him, 'Does your village have internet' 'or have you travelled to the city to post your comment?' [laughing] [clapping] Please show us more. 'Is it really your birthday or they serve' 'cake to anyone who boards the flight for the first time?' [laughing] [clapping] Let's see some more. Jain sir posted this. This was clicked last month. - We went to Georgia.
  • What's written? Oh, okay. We went to see the world cup and then travelled to Georgia. That's my brother driving it. Aren't there people to drive this? That was free. He's saving money there too. Let's see the comments. When my wife drives the car, even I dread for my life. [laughing] No matter how many cars he has sold, once the petrol prices hiked, they too turned to these vehicles. [laughter] That's a good one. Rich people do have rich-looking drivers. [laughter] The driver's here. Does it have a horse or will the man wearing the red jacket will himself start running after the photo? [laughter] Let's see some more. Rahul has posted this. Comment below with what you think I'm doing here in this picture. Wrong answers only. All clues are right there in the picture. You have two glasses in one hand, one purse in another. There's the washroom behind. Let's look at the comments. You've held two glasses in one hand. Looks like you worked in a bar before. [laughter] That is right. Somebody wrote, what happens if Dua Lipa marries Rahul Dua. Then there will be Dua Dua. [laughter] Let's see some more. Your girlfriend is in washroom. You're taking care of his purse and drink. His purse? Yeah, his purse. Brother, I wanted to ask you something. The Dua in your name, does that mean your blessing? Or blessings given by poor people? [laughter] Oh. Let's see some more. Vineeta posted this. Happy to be back in Rafa-land. Let's look at the comments. It's definitely about petrol. I'm not as rich as you, but I've never bought a cycle without a seat just to save money. [laughter] She bought this for her kids. They've been waiting for 2 hours for their mom to stop playing with it. [laughter] Let's see some more. Oh, God. Did you write an essay? - What is this?
  • National Startup Day. Who'll read this long essay? Bansal sir posted this photo. It's a good picture. He's working with something. This was when we opened our first store in Singapore. Whose hands are those? We were cleaning it at 1 am in the night. Since it was opening day. That's what I wrote about. Oh, wow. Namita asked whose hands are those. I think those are my wife's hands. - You think?
  • You're not sure? You think? I clicked the picture. She said she clicked that picture. Those aren't her hands. We'd been planning for 2 years to launch in Singapore. We opened our first store then. We didn't find anyone to clean it, so we did it ourselves. Peyush definitely just got a brand new idea. Look at the bulb in his head go bright. [laughter] Yeah, there's the bulb. Let's see some more. He's pointing at the sofa under which the roaches are. He'll get down only when they are killed. [laughter] Mr. Peyush Bansal sir, I want to invest 75 lakh rupees in your company. Could you please give me one crore rupees for that? Nonsense. Someone replied to him. Look at the photo, he's telling you to leave. [laughter] And... Jain sir posted this. The better half. My better half is here. Pihu. Where is the better half? Hello. Welcome. [applause] Let's see the comments. He asks us to look at cars but himself looks at his family. [laughter] Amit, did you go to see her or did she come to check out a car? [laughter] Let's see some more. That's it. Greetings. - Wow.
  • You must be tired. Archana! Make an announcement. All the fishes are safe tonight. They don't need to worry. We have all the sharks here. So, sharks! Sharks... Such huge people... None huge than you though. I'll answer you later. Greetings, Amit. Look after my cycle. Why should he? He keeps saying, 'Check out cars'. We do. So he should now check out my cycle. Right? Mr. Sharma, did you put your shirt in the laundry along with a towel? Just look at it! [unanimous laughter] Come on! It is a good find. - This...
  • How do I address this person? What is your gender? We ran into each other outside. She came out of the men's toilet. [Archana laughs hysterically] I am confused. - No, such things are not revealed.
  • Okay. - Sorry.
  • When you invest in a business, we don't ask you for the details. You shouldn't get into our details either! [laughs] May I introduce myself then? - Yes.
  • I'm Gudiya. I run a laundry. I don't deal with anyone whose clothes are not dirty! - Wow! Nice.
  • Whoa! Nowadays, I only do the laundry of salaried people. Not businessmen. - Why not?
  • What happened? God knows what you teach people. When I ask them to pay for the laundry, they offer me equity instead! [unanimous laughter] But my business failed. I want to ask you something. - You fund businesses.
  • Yes. If you ever eat too much 'pani puri', do you get acidity or liquidity? [unanimous laughter] Non-stop. - Gudiya, what is it?
  • Liquidity. Such rich people are here and you're talking rubbish. So what if they are rich? Like everyone else, they, too, groove to the beat, not to bitcoin! [unanimous laughter] Namita, I have a suggestion for you. Yes, please. If you wish to expand your business or grow it into a very big business, - then you should partner up with Rahul. - Why? If someone is sick and your drugs don't work, then his Dua (prayers) just might! That was lovely. Please... - We're partners then.
  • Yes. My stomach is hurting from laughing. Do you have a pill? She owns a pharma company. That does not mean she carries pills around! He owns an eyewear company but he wears glasses, doesn't he? [unanimous laughter] You own a laundry. Why don't you wash your face? I can't connect to your statements. I'm out. [unanimous laughter] This is not done! You all keep saying equity when talking about business. When I step out into the community, all the boys say, "Hey, cutie!" [unanimous laughter] That's what they call me. "Hey, cutie!" - I am not arrogant over my beauty. - Yes. But I'll give the credit to Sugar Cosmetic's products. - Whoa!
  • [unanimous laughter] Don't accuse them. They make good products. This disaster was caused by your parents! - You look nice.
  • Their investment backfired. - Mr. Sharma, the rains came and went away. - Yes. The summer came and went away. - When will this go away?
  • What? Your habit of nagging! [unanimous laughter] I have a complaint against you. I had dinner last night and was just sitting. I wanted to have something sweet, but there was nothing at home. So, I ate one of your lipsticks. There was absolutely no sugar in it! - Why SUGAR Cosmetics then?
  • Oh, God! Gudiya, the name of her company is SUGAR Cosmetics. - Is that the name?
  • Why would it contain sugar? Yes. Yes, it happens. The name of my aunt's daughter is Khushboo (fragrant). But stand beside her and you'll know she reeks! It happens. Why give her example? Cite yours. Your name is Gudiya (doll). But in what universe? [Archana laughs hysterically] You're not wearing Lenskart glasses. - That's why you can't see me clearly. - Oh, my! - Here. Wear it, Kapil.
  • I see. Try it on. - Here.
  • She'll look bigger! - Here.
  • Oh! - Now you won't be able to see her.
  • She'll look bigger! [unanimous laughter] [audience applauding and cheering] I can see everything clearly. Where did your neck go? [unanimous laughter] - Look at me...
  • Where's your neck? Look at me the way Peyush does. - I look hot.
  • Hot! Right? Hang on. Amit. My grandfather is suffering because of you. - What happened?
  • You keep saying "CarDekho". My grandfather was crossing the road. He heeded your advice and saw the car coming, but he missed the truck right behind the car. [unanimous laughter] The truck ran my grandfather over and flattened him out like a "boAt". Like this. If only my grandfather owned a pair of Lenskart glasses, he might have seen the truck. But my grandmother cried her eyes out after the accident. I felt horrible. That's why I made a profile for her on Shaadi.com. But I'd really like to thank Emcure Pharmaceuticals. Their drugs saved my grandfather's life. - Wow!
  • [unanimous laughter] Mr. Anupam does a good deed. You get people married. A lot of weddings take place. There are still those who are single. [laughing] But they call you a cutie! They just say that! - They don't mean it!
  • Awe! You help so many people with marriage. I was hoping that we could get married and start a family. Hey! He is married. His wife is over there. He is very happy. He is happy with Shaadi.com too. He sees a good product, and he invests in it. Marry me! It is nothing. There is no issue. - It is nothing!
  • It is manageable. - Will you adjust?
  • Look at her! I will adjust with her. Anchal is so happy. Take him! She is like, go! It won't benefit you or me. I have given my 100% equity to you. Awe! [laughing and applauding] - Your decision...
  • Anupam, please! Your decision will change now. If you marry me, you won't have the house or money. Do you still want to marry me? What is Plan B? If you don't want to marry me then the owner of CarDekho is looking at me. [laughing] Are you here to talk rubbish, Gudiya? Do you think this is rubbish? - No!
  • Alright, then! Let's talk about business. Let's start with business! - Yes!
  • Sure! Dear Sharks! I am Gudiya who runs laundry. And I have a product for you. Please tell me, what is the biggest problem the world is facing? - What is it? - The biggest problem facing the world is... Global warming? No! Water issues? No! The biggest problem facing the world is... - Stain!
  • Yes, stain! Oil stains, stains while playing, stubborn stains, light stains, rain stains, turmeric stains, ink stains, - sweet stains.
  • Lovely! Brilliant! To get rid of all the stains, I have a unique product. Where is the product? - Where is it?
  • Here! My hands. - Oh!
  • Okay! Hands! Oh! Lovely! Do you know why there are stains on the moon? - Why? - Neil Armstrong went over there by himself. If he had taken us with him, I would have mixed washing powder with 'neel'(Ultramarine Blue). [laughing and applauding] - Lovely!
  • Stains are not good, sir. - Stains are dangerous.
  • Dangerous? Yes! You know what? A few days ago, there is Mr. Gupta, who lives nearby. Not you! There is Mr. Gupta in my neighbourhood. One day he got drunk and came home. There was a lipstick stain on his shirt. His wife got furious! Mr. Gupta apologised! "Sorry, Bindya!" "Sorry, Bindya!" But his wife didn't listen to him. - She pushed Mr. Gupta from the terrace! - Oh my! She pushed him because there was a stain? No! She didn't push him because there was a stain. His wife's name was Sarita and not Bindya. [laughing] I realised it is very important to get rid of the stains. So, Sharks! For 15% equity, I want - Rs. 15 crore!
  • Hey! You want Rs. 15 crore for the laundry business? - Is that a lot?
  • Yes. - Is that a lot?
  • Not for you. - A little too much.
  • Okay! So for 15% equity Rs. 15,000. [laughing] Why did you say Rs. 15 crore first? I thought since they are rich, Rs. 15 crore is as good as Rs. 15,000. This is why I asked for what I thought is Rs. 15,000 for them. Now, I am asking for what proper Rs. 15,000. [laughing and applauding] I am willing to pay Rs. 15 crore if you and Anupam become a couple. Oh! You just said you don't have money! You have nothing! If we become a couple - he is willing to pay!
  • I am giving Rs. 15 crore. - I am willing to pay. - He has a condition. We will get money. What will we do with Rs. 15 crore? We have to sustain our relationship. - How will we do that?
  • Second marriage. Explain to me, what you mean by 'sustain'. [laughing] - Rahul.
  • Yes, sir? When you came here, I asked what you observed about the Sharks. You started - with Aman, and we left it incomplete! - Yes! What did you observe about everyone? Sir, basically, in Shark Tank they used to sit on their chairs. And I have a red chair. The plastic one. I sit outside. They wouldn't let me go inside. They would say, "Listen, they are rich." - Okay!
  • You need to go out. So... Let's say Namita Ma'am, is a timekeeper. She is always on time. - We... - Okay! Do the others come the next day? No! - Yeah, right!
  • You have to call them. - Really?
  • Yes. You have to hold their ears and drag them. Everyone tunes their time with the news channel. They check the time there. News channel tunes their time with them to check if it is nine or not. - Namita is here so it is nine.
  • Yes, it is nine. And she is... She is classy. Her conduct screams rich! - Okay.
  • Yes. When you go to the airport... Others cup their palm to drink water. [laughing] Everyone! God! Ma'am goes to the airport and drinks water with a straw from the water fountain. Lovely! Anupam sir is much more classy! He has hired people to drink water on his behalf. [laughing] - [laughing]
  • That is him. Oh my God! He is a foodie. - Yes!
  • He enjoys non-veg. Okay! He thinks if a lady is wearing a red mark, she is non-veg. [laughing] [laughing and cheering] [laughing and applauding] Rest... The others are great! I've learnt a lot from them. They know all the tricks. - Okay!
  • They are transparent! - This is my offer, take it or leave it! - Okay! And they will go out and discuss. They say, let's take what we get. They know the calculations. If they are interested in the investment, they invest anyhow. "We don't understand this business model." "But we like you." Okay! [laughing] [laughing] If they don't want to invest. It is a profitable business and if they don't want to invest - they have four reasons in total.
  • Okay! Alright? If a person is in B2B and B2C. If he deals with both, they will say they are not focused. [laughing] "Why are you in both spaces?" If someone is involved in either B2B or B2C, they say his vision is limited. [laughing] Yes! If a company is offline, online, domestic and international, - they ask, "What are you doing?"
  • Yes. If someone is in either of them, they say the same to him. "What are you doing?" [laughing] This is... I have watched TV outside and understood - these are a few reasons.
  • But who is the most - soft-hearted Shark?
  • None of them. [laughing] No one. They are not soft-hearted. Who is the toughest of them all? The toughest Shark among you! I think Namita ma'am is the toughest. - Oh, God!
  • Really? Before the pitch, she is out! So... She... [laughing] Hey! Convincing her to hear them out is tough. This season I have a lot of deals. That is what you think, ma'am. Believe me! No, I have done the most deals in Season 2. You are talking nonsense! She will not listen to the pitch. "You are from Pune? Here!" [laughing] Hey! Pronounce Pune properly! [laughing] [cheering] Hello? Hello? Listen, just because your name is Oberoi doesn't mean we have a deal. I said no! I have other investors. Okay! Bye! Your outgoing is not working. Who were you making a deal with? [laughing and applauding] You used to get popcorn. Why are you carrying a bag today? Because they don't buy popcorn, they invest in ideas. Oh my! So, I... I am here with a ton of ideas. Sir, myself Raju Singhania! I've come from Punjab. There is a twist there. He was thrown out of Punjab. [laughing] But I love that you are mismatching, bro! Nothing matches. Your face does not go with your body. Nothing matches! He is always right because he has The Kapil Sharma Show. So, he can speak and we cannot. Oh! [applauding] Tell us what you are here for. I want to say that, you know, there is a recession in the world. There is a recession going on in the world, and big companies are firing employees costing them a lot of money. Why did they fire you? You are not an employee or cost a lot of money. [laughing] Let me clarify. I'm not an employee but an entrepreneur. Please tell me the spelling of entrepreneur. [laughing] [clapping] He's passing comments as soon as I came here. [laughing] [clapping] Sir, he's an entrepreneur and I'm a born businessman. And I'm confident about it. I have those qualities. Your mom must have said something to you. Please share it with us. [laughing] [clapping] What? [laughing] [clapping] My mom used to say that entrepreneurs can't be underestimated. He's the Shahrukh Khan of shrimps. Why are you imitating Shahrukh Khan? By the way, Sharks, I want to tell you that I belong to a business family and my dad is a banker. Please give us the full information. Where is the bank? Let me explain. Suppose a person gives a 50-rupee note to his dad. The note must be damaged. He doesn't accept an intact note. If you give him Rs. 50 note, he returns Rs. 42 and deducts Rs. 8. He doesn't just change notes, the location of the bank changes after a police raid. He escapes along with his belongings. We used to do it before the pandemic. Now we have changed our business. - What do you do now?
  • Now we make rackets. They don't make rackets, they run a racket. His dad has employed 15 boys. They fool around the whole day and at 8:30 pm they take the getup of girls. [laughing] [clapping] Then they loot trucks on the highway. [laughing] [clapping] [laughing] [clapping] Let me tell you about my dad's business. My dad gathered some jobless boys. Now all of them are earning Rs. 15,000 each. They earn Rs. 15,000 plus the package of 6 days and 7 nights in jail. There's no business without risks. [laughing] [clapping] Sharks, you say that not taking risks is the biggest risk in business. Actually, last week Dr. Vivek Bindra came to our show and he sucked his thumb. Since then he's saying such things. "It's risky not to take risks." So absurd. - Sir, I want to talk about business. - Go and get rusks to eat with your tea. Stop talking nonsense. I... I brought a sackful of ideas but I'll give you the ideas when all the cameras are turned off. People mute their TV as soon as you come on air. Please don't worry about it. That's because they like to see me. The rule of business is that the show must be a sell-out. [laughing] [clapping] That's one hundred percent right. The last channel he featured on was sold off. [laughing] [clapping] Hey! Sir, - today. - Mr. Jain, please launch one more website. 'MunhDekho!' [laughing] [clapping] Sir, he cracks jokes habitually. Please give up now. No! Why should I? It's apparent that the rich support other rich people. Nobody listens to poor people. [laughing] [clapping] Wonderful! - Please show them the product.
  • Alright. Sir, I hope you see all kinds of products. Do you have a pair of glasses that can help a person introspect and decide on their life goals? - I'll have to make them.
  • Please make one. I'll pay for it. Let me tell you something. Normally, he wears a suit for taking interviews. As rich people like you came here today, he wore a shirt so that you give him some money. [laughing] [clapping] He has a point. His shirt isn't buttoned up so they may deposit the money there. [laughing] [clapping] Why would I keep money here? Will I get more interest? [laughing] [clapping] Sir, let me brief you about my product. - Alright.
  • Minimum investment and ROI unlimited. Sir, you just have to invest Rs. 10 and you'll earn a profit in crores. - Here's the product.
  • What product could it be? Here it is. A razor blade! This razor blade costs just Rs. 10. You may use it to break into any shop. [laughing] [clapping] It's theft. Sir, it can be called theft only if you get caught. - Oh!
  • This is a start-up towards a... Hindi! Please speak in Hindi. Please speak in Hindi, man! You are stuttering. We could be jailed and we won't get a royal life. Sir, the person who does this business must surely be poor. They wouldn't be having food to eat. He could eat his heart out after stealing otherwise, he would be fed in jail. Correct! [laughing] - This is a start-up.
  • Wow! - Fabulous!
  • If you don't like it... Otherwise, he has digestive powder too. [laughing] [clapping] Sir, please don't be afraid of jail. I have another start-up idea. You need to be shameless to do it. It's oil. Oil your body in underwear. If anyone tries to catch you, you'd slip off and escape. Sir, that's all. [laughing] You must have heard about Kaali Chaddhi Gang. Yes! [laughing] His uncle was the co-founder of that gang. Kaali Chaddhi Gang! Their whole body was oiled. When the police came to know their underwear isn't oiled, they caught their underwear and his uncle slipped out of the underwear like a rocket launch. [clapping] How much investment do you seek? I'll give 2% equity. - How much money do you want?
  • Rs. 1 crore. - Rs. 1 crore.
  • I think it's a big amount. I don't think all of us can slap you more than twice. [laughing] [clapping] Sir, I'll present a cheaper idea. - What is it? - Sir, all of you buy flats worth crores of rupees. Having balconies and sea-facing. Sir, you buy luxury cars too. Sir, a pigeon spoils it by its droppings. Items worth crores of rupees are being sullied. - Sir, I have made a device.
  • Oh! We'll make pigeons wear underwear. [laughing] [clapping] - Tell me something. Are you wearing one? - Are you wearing one? [laughing] [clapping] Why do you two think similarly? Please hear me out. Sir, I need just Rs. 199 for 99% equity. - Please take it.
  • Why? Because you have to help them wear those. I have an idea that everyone will like. - Sure!
  • Security! "Security!" Do you have another idea? Why did they keep it here? They didn't provide the script. Sir, thank you very much! I hope that you like one of my ideas. [cheering] [clapping] All the viewers present here know that the Sharks bargain with the pitchers in Shark Tank. What do all of you think? Who is better at bargaining, ladies or gents? Please give the mike to him. - Greetings, Kapil!
  • Greetings! - How are you?
  • Hello, everyone! My name is Talvinder and I'm from Ludhiana, Punjab. - Nice!
  • Okay, sir. India's successful businessmen include men and women too. They set forth the conditions of investment and equity and grab the best deal. As far as bargaining is concerned... I run a garment business in Ludhiana. We get both male and female customers. - Okay.
  • The ladies bargain a lot, they are stubborn and they sweet-talk us. - What?
  • Sir, they promise to bring their friends and colleagues to my shop if I give them a bigger discount. "You may give them a lesser discount but please give me a greater discount." - Wow!
  • It's a fact. - Yes!
  • It's a fact! So we increase the prices of those products that they'd like during the weekend or the time when they are expected. Oh my God! Sir, we have to satisfy the customer and run the business too. We do both things by using this trick. They get the discount and we get good sales. Wonderful! Very nice! - Thank you!
  • Thank you, Talvinder! Any other friend who wants to share their thoughts? - Yes, ma'am?
  • I'm Asha Ganesh from Holland. Holland! Great! International fans! Wow! And I came to India especially for shopping as my son is getting married. Is that so? Nice! Is your son all grown up? [laughing] - Alright.
  • I look - young, right?
  • Of course! - You look fit.
  • Maybe because I bargain a lot. Okay. Does a person remain young if they bargain? Yes, of course! And the other person ages due to stress. The one who pays. Is bargaining not allowed in Holland? Not at all! If we bargain in Holland, people would give us strange looks. "What are they doing?" I love coming here to shop my heart out after bargaining. Did your son accompany you? The one who is getting married. No, but my daughter accompanied me. - Your daughter is here.
  • She is here. Hello, my dear! [laughing] [clapping] - Hello! My name is Monica. Greetings! - Hi, Monica! I want to say that I love this show. - I love watching it in Holland.
  • Thank you! - Thank you!
  • Which one? [laughing] The Kapil Sharma Show! [laughing] [clapping] I want to say that when we go shopping, she gives me numerous instructions before we enter the shop. My mom instructs me, "don't smile, don't look into the shopkeeper's eyes, don't act like you're excited about the garment." Oh! So these are the rules and regulations of bargaining. "Just look at it and say, oh! The quality isn't good." [laughing] [clapping] "And then go outside. Then tell me which one you want and I'll get it for you at the right price." [laughing] [clapping] - Kapil.
  • Yes, ma'am? I watch - your show regularly.
  • Thank you! You wear wonderful outfits. Do you bargain as well? And how do you bargain? No. I'll return it after wearing it once. No bargaining, no investment! Only enjoyment. It's not used after one episode. - Thank you for coming.
  • Thank you. Anyone else who wants to come up on TV? - Yes, sir.
  • Hello, Kapil sir. Hello, everyone. I'm Gaurav Kumar from Jaunpur, UP. - Welcome, Gaurav.
  • I think men are more interested in bargaining than women. - We do that a lot.
  • How? Because we have the confidence that we can buy the item at half its price. What have you bought like that? If you want to buy a T-shirt, if it's priced at 1600 rupees, we can buy it for 800 rupees. Who knows if its real price is 400 rupees. That's possible. - We have that confidence...
  • Who is 'we'? [laughter] I think if the shopkeeper can't sell at that price, we do have other ways. If we try those, they'll sell. What exactly do you show them, that they reduce the price? [laughter] Oh my God. The price we want to buy the item at, we only keep that amount in our wallet. And keep the rest away. We show them the wallet then. We tell them that's all we have. - Let us buy that.
  • if you show them an empty wallet, that you don't have anything, then what does the shopkeeper say? We will give them a fair price. Or else we tell them that the other two shops are selling those T-shirts at a lower price. We can buy from them. Thank you for this precious wisdom. [laughter] Anyone else? - Yes, madam.
  • Hi, Kapil sir. Hi, everyone. I'm Simran. I'm from Delhi, but currently I'm staying in Mumbai for my studies. Everyone believes that we girls - can bargain better than boys.
  • Who is believing that? - Everyone.
  • Sir here doesn't agree. That sir from Jaunpur thinks men are better at that. When the shopkeeper looks away, we remove money from our wallet. We don't need tricks like that. What do you do then? See, the Sharks know how much they want to invest. similarly, girls can just look and tell how much they can buy it for. If you tell them lovingly, that this is a fair price, they agree. We don't need tricks like those. [laughter] So, what you mean is, the next time that Jaunpur guy goes shopping, he should wear a sari. You don't need tricks, just say it lovingly. No, only girls have that talent. Just applying lipstick won't give you that talent. Simran, what do you want to do in life? I want to meet you on this stage. Come on, Simran, live your life. Live your life, correct? Thank you. Anyone else? Yes, sir. Hello, Kapil sir. Hello, everyone. Gents are better at bargaining than ladies. Oh, okay. The reason behind is that, on a trip to Shimla it was me, my friend, my wife and her friend. - Meanwhile,
  • You, your wife, Me, my wife, my friend and his wife. - Okay.
  • Four people. [laughter] So, we were at Mall Road together. I liked a muffler there at a shop. He told me it is priced at 700 rupees. I told him I'll pay 400 rupees. He refused. I told him that whenever any of my friends come to Shimla, I'll click your picture and show it to them, you'll get good customers. So he agreed at 400 rupees. If you were cold, you could've bought a rum bottle worth 150 rupees. [laughter] You bought a 400 rupee muffler. Yes, please continue. My wife shopped for me. By default, she too bought a muffler for me. Coincidentally, she bought it from the same place I did. Okay. I told her that I bought from the same place at 400 rupees, She told me he gave her the muffler for 500 rupees. Did that create an argument for you? No, it didn't. She was surprised that I got it for 400 rupees. She went back and argued with the shopkeeper, she told him he had to give her the muffler at 400 rupees too. But why weren't you together at mall road? [laughter] Very nice question, sir. Good question. Nice question. I was with my friend, she was with her friend. We were 10 steps behind them. So, I think the relationship already had problems. The muffler wasn't the cause. Stayed with his friends all day and made up for it at night. [laughter] Anand, thank you for coming to the show. Thank you so much, sir. - We love your show.
  • Thank you, dear. Anyone else? Yes, sir. - Are you from Himachal?
  • I'm from Jaipur. - He's my father-in-law.
  • Oh. Wow. You have such a rich son-in-law. How are you, sir? Welcome to the show. His father-in-law was rich at a point, now he is! Oh! Who can be richer than a father who handed him his precious daughter? Who can be richer than you? [applause] - Look, Kapil.
  • Yes, sir. Everyone was talking about bargaining, we have sharks here who bargain in lakhs and crores. and we have Kapil here, who himself is worth crores. Thank you. When I found out, that Amit and the other Sharks will be on Kapil Sharma Show, Then I decided that I have to say something to you in person. - Can I?
  • Sure, please. [cheers] [applause] Sir, looking at you, it feels like you've lost chief minister's elections. [laughter] [laughter] Welcome, sir. I'm saying this from the bottom of my heart to Kapil. The comfort I get from watching your show, Give the Sharks a big round of applause. [applause and cheers] Thank you for coming. It was great fun to meet you all. Give them a big round of applause. Keep laughing, keep smiling. Do meet us every weekend. Good night.