Critique of the 'Earth Project'

Jul 14, 2024

Lecture Notes: A Critique of the 'Earth Project'

Introduction

  • Theme: Humorous takedown of Earth's so-called 'realism' in worldbuilding
  • Key Points: Physics issues, biological inconsistencies, questionable timelines, philosophical dilemmas, miscellaneous complaints

Physics

  • Leidenfrost Effect: Hand in molten metal example, questionable realism
  • Incompatibility: Relativistic vs quantum physics, considered a major flaw
  • Magic System: Lack of magic, technology (e.g., cars) as a form of practical magic
  • Light Nature: Both a wave and a particle, labeled as 'witchcraft'

Elements

  • Classical Elements: Water, fire, air, earth
  • Alchemical Expansion: Addition of mercury, sulfur, and salt
  • Periodic Table Chaos: Helium, Rutherfordium, Californium, Ununennium example
  • Elemental Powers: Levitation, splash damage, destruction spells

Biology

  • Arbitrariness: Unicorns mythical, but giraffes are real
  • Odd Facts: Self-impregnating turkeys, butterflies tasting with feet, turtles breathing through posterior
  • Human Flaws: Wisdom teeth, appendixes, goosebumps, third eyelids, foreheads cannot be seen, humming while holding the nose

Human Society

  • Human Dominance: Unquestionable, but flawed logic
  • Currency: Hypothetical worth tied to paper/digital digits
  • Food: Use of mint and capsaicin despite their natural deterrent properties

Geography and Linguistics

  • Map Projection Issues: Inconsistent map scales
  • Place Names: Multiple 'River Avon' rivers due to language misunderstanding
  • English Language: Inconsistencies and complexities in grammar and spelling

Music and Instruments

  • Earth's Soundtrack: Wide variety, notable examples from history and nature
  • Learning Instruments: Time, effort, emotional vulnerability required

Timeline

  • Lengthy Timeline: Hundreds of millions of years of dinosaurs
  • Character Focus: Difficult to invest in short-lived characters

Technology

  • Inventions: From basic to complex (wheel, internet)
  • Double-edged Swords: Leaded gasoline, microplastics, Yahoo answers
  • Future Inventions: Speculative threats like robot apocalypse, climate apocalypse, etc.

Philosophy

  • Various Theories:
    • Anthropocentrism: Human-centric view
    • Essentialism: Inherent traits determine identity
    • Empiricism: Reliance on the five senses for understanding
    • Determinism: Free will doesn’t exist
  • Existence Challenges: Human senses often unreliable, leading to philosophical complexity

Ethics

  • Thought Experiments:
    • Trolley Problem: Decision-making dilemma
    • Plato’s Cave: Allegory about understanding reality
  • Paradoxes: Logical fallacies proving Earth's rule flaws
    • Example: Barber Paradox

Miscellaneous Complaints

  • Socks: One always goes missing
  • Holidays: Predictable yet based on surprise
  • Dragons: Lack of dragons considering mythological creatures exists
  • Deep Ocean: Unexplored regions with bizarre creatures

Conclusion

  • Personal Struggle: Feeling of never fully understanding Earth
  • Appreciation: Finding beauty and raising the score to ten out of ten

Endnote

  • Call to Action: Encouragement to like and subscribe if enjoyed