Troy: A Hilariously Awful Film Review

Aug 13, 2024

Notes on "Troy the Odyssey"

Overview

  • Spotted the movie trending on Netflix.
  • Enjoyed the Trojan War and the Odyssey.
  • Movie is perceived as awful but enjoyable in a "so bad it's good" way.
  • Compared to classic bad movies like The Room.

Production Quality

  • Notable lack of budget evident in production.
  • Walls of Troy appear small and easily scalable (like a stepladder).
  • Fight scenes are poorly executed, which may come off as satire or spoof.

Fight Scenes

  • Characters perform exaggerated movements, e.g., hopping and slowly swinging swords.
  • Abs are zoomed in on during fights, mocking over-sexualized portrayals in other films (e.g., Brad Pitt in Troy, movies like 300).

Narrative and Source Material Accuracy

  • Priam's Curse: Priam curses Odysseus by sending the Kraken—this is inaccurate to the original material.
  • Circe's Character: Originally a witch turning men into pigs, transformed here into a Trojan princess who becomes Odysseus's love interest.
  • Sirens: Sirens appear early in the story rather than towards the end.
  • Calypso and Other Elements: Calypso and other elements from the Odyssey are jumbled into the beginning.
  • Underworld Confusion: Labyrinth, Minotaur, and Cyclops inexplicably placed in the underworld.

Dialogue and Character Interaction

  • Dialogue is stilted and cheesy.
  • Characters exhibit behaviors that might suggest sexual undertones (reminiscent of Troy the Sex Odyssey).
  • If discovered without knowing the context, could be mistaken for a poor porno spoof.

Conclusion

  • The movie is definitely a bad movie, but falls into the category of "so bad it's kind of genius".
  • Appeals to fans of great, horrible films, providing entertainment through its sheer absurdity.
  • Amuses those familiar with the original stories due to the numerous inaccuracies and bizarre choices made.