how many cups have you had this morning none plus make you look smart okay no more wine for you Chicago windy Oprah socks this sucks what nothing I just didn't know the rodeo is in town so very far how's the insurance fits no people die we pay people crash cars we pay people lose a foot we pay well at least you have your new slogan dinner Friday night no Spurs please nice trip early high school tribes let's make a better today stocks atomic house tell me something happy I can't make the strawberry shortcake Wow suck it was attacked by a band of swans in a dukes humble of gardens but I was not being attacked by a band that spawns cuz it's an all-boy band kind of a scary feathery NSYNC kind of fiasco I bet you you want to give you a hand with this Sophie breeze too hard on my hearing I I'm like a crazy spider but oh you in beside your stupid planet clumsy well this time my friend in the world Adi at Stars Hollow is like an F at Chilton it's worse it's like a G or a w so I'm guessing the spelling test didn't go well either I didn't call this place a rat hole oh no that's true I added that wouldn't want you to get in trouble with LD j here there's a van exel for city poly purposes so I'm just a simple country boy from Texas I do not understand this concept business you're laughing about he knows you are not from Texas smile when you say that there's a funny funny thing huh we have I'd love that chick what Jim Carrey it's just funny he is funny but I don't mean funny funny I'm being philosophical Oh very serious okay I have a little fresh lemon a little cayenne pepper you got a plots the toner is a sacred space my sacred space you don't do yoga on the dali lama's mat and you don't come behind my counter parry hold on I'm looking up aneurysm and our medical dictionary to see if I just had one oh I love pudding I worship it I have a bowl up on the mantle at home with the Virgin Mary a glass of wine and a dollar bill next to it okay burger boy dance will you marry me what just looking for something to shut you up what do you drink a Shirley Temple black Wow I got your good ship lollipop right here mister talking about the spirit of fall you know where you can stick the spirit of fall I got kissed and I and I shoplifted he kissed me who kissed you lord mama you can't leave it's singer favorite hymn night at the Kim house make a run for it no I'm crabby I'm crabby and useless bridge oh come on are you mad at me too I mean a man can't choose whether or not he wants a picture of a fat stupid bird on his wall oh my god that's the reason that damn pilgrims came here in the first place you're not gonna kill the bag boy why not it's double coupon day you'll bring down the town I've never seen the way we were are you kidding what are you waiting for heartache laughter communism all in one neat package there is no use for a lava lamp unless you're on drugs he's my gentleman caller okay Blanche you're making her dress yeah but why well so she'll look really ugly and people will point in throw rocks and she's reading again how novel truth hurts no you know what hurts having a screwdriver jammed inside of your head what oh my god Buttercup is a special dog she's extremely skittish and tends to react badly towards blond-haired females brunette males children of either sex other animals red clothing cabbage or anyone in a uniform hey Maurice found the doggy version of you so finally she got fed up of being laughed at by a hamster suki shake-a boom-boom shake-a boom-boom okay a mistake a mistake is that what you call it a mistake well I tried to call it al but it would only answer to mistake I'm a sexual harasser well then you need some false eyelashes that's but I they see Lamba Nile they said message to brain laughing I'll move you move you don't break that but we have not argued about the Hat what happened the one on your head anyway who vintage store filthy darling you got trouble my friends right here in River City grab your Russian grab your rollers all you kids and all you boulders we're going one beaten today say yes sir there's another verse hmm kick-ass wine how poetic do you even know what stenciling is Martha Stewart throw it yes no stenciling the both of you are going directly to hell I hope you know that it's been cold pop-tarts for a week it's like a damn Dickens novel discourtesy shut up sorry milady Stroeve in front and miss mr. and mrs. are you enjoying your time here I mean um you to actually catch from you I hate President Bush what nah I oh boy he's stupid and his face is too tiny for his head and I just want to toss him out that is the leader of our country young lady ignore her his face is too tiny for his head what kind of a thing is that to say you're completely insane you have flipped your lid Charlie Manson is freaked out by you right now so let's get married and get to know each other as adults well that's very full of you manly curtains oxymoron what did you call me oh hey mom Rory and Dean are having their three-month anniversary on Friday Lorelai well that's wonderful I'm thrilled stop three months well whoo-hoo hold on I'm going to Cartman like are you a member of the DAR no I'm not dar n it is Saturday the day of rest Sunday is a day arrest no Saturday's the day of pre rest pre-rinse yeah it's that way when you actually get to Sunday you're rested enough to enjoy your rest good riddance adios bienvenidos hasta la vista can we get off the small world ride and get cooking please you on the phone long distance Scott London God lives in London my mother lives in London your mother is God Lorelai Oh God is a woman I do a little matchmaking Oh see how many times have I told you not to butt into other people's business raising your voice during high tea who ever heard of such a thing it's like Fergie all over again I want boo radley touching my rosebud wallpaper hey don't spread it around it's not one of my shining moment yeah and you probably have so many to beat I'll tell you what colour underwear I'm wearing how'd you considering the gorilla sound didn't I I'll go for you where are my tie be in the living room because it's been seeing the doily on the coffee table sorry I did not want you to find out this way don't take this personally and get out it's not like a lumberjack look will ever go out it won't but just once wouldn't it be nice not to be dressed like an extra from Seven Brides for Seven Brothers I get back Luke we sleep around here okay we like it it makes us pretty and pieces from killing our crazy friends you're gonna wake the neighbors oh one more thing while you're out here your head what's the opposite of on me awkward these are not fries they are farfegnugen sugan Dugan