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now you can text speaker's corner live from your mobile phone by sending key word txt followed by your message to two four seven two four a new air Italian we want to say hi to Canadian and to the Italian they are in Canada and we want to stay here through this beautiful hi for the past 12 14 months and tell you a little story here I've been in a court battle doing my best to get access to my daughter and as a noncustodial gay parent that's pretty tough finally secured access on a four-month probationary term we're notes are taken on my visits time I arrived what I say to make a deal in June about permanent access my non-secular ex-wife was gracious enough to allow my sister who hasn't seen her niece in nine years to accompany me on one of the visits that visit was Saturday I woke up Saturday morning and an hour before I was supposed to be at Finch station so that my sister and I could travel north I found out that there was no transit service I was screwed by the TTC first of all I want to say thank you very much second of all I want to say what the hell's going on didn't I just pay a fare increase six months ago aren't the Transit drivers isn't there fight with their bosses not with me the consumer who's paying your wage I am sick and tired of being held hostage by the TTC it's time for a bit of a consumer revolt it's summertime and if we start walking we can freeze them out they'll go broke in two months if we work together then the government of Ontario can take over the transit system and then let's see about some ticket booth operator whining about his hundred thousand dollar a year job thank you very much TTC you screwed me in a very very important way I don't know how I'm supposed to make it this up now but I do know something I'll never depend on you again and you can guarantee that you cannot depend on me this week's winner will receive four tickets and for VIP passes to big rods Oscar style extravaganza the eddies can check out more people thought like you we wouldn't have so many crooked politicians and pale and brainwashing right now I'm down here to give the people who runs our city some ie like a government you should help out our farmers big-time give them money what they need because we got problems when food and and gas and all this so if you couldn't help out the farmers be great and volunteers can get in there help them over speakers corner classics easy charlie don't hit one of the rats that people get out on parole did you do something wrong here you should serve time in jail and the full time that their sentence to not get off early like a tunnel there's one incident that I know where a guy is molesting people and he was sentenced to nine years in jail but he got out after three and I don't think that's right there has to be justice in this world and feeling me that there are spending that is if it's due the time that you are sentenced to top ten pet peeves number one would be people who click their gum on the bus please stop that I hate that cell phones there's a guy right over there in the phone talking on his cell phone now these are people who definitely over ate their importance you don't need a cell phone unless you're a real estate agent a doctor or used to make your living selling drugs next people who talk in questions they talk like this like they're not really sure if it happened or not you know like I was out at this club the other night really cool Club the music was great well what dinner wasn't it come on imagine if Gord Martineau was doing the news how you said today there was a fire in downtown Toronto seven people were injured I mean would you would you believe the guy you're not you'd be seeing they're going yes sir you know everybody's so in a big hurry to cut down criticize about things in the world today but let's give credit for things that deserve credit how about those flashing amber lights best thing since sliced bread excellent it's a much safer method of driving my opinion and those guys deserve credit whoever came up with that idea Michael Bolton starts out every song that guy's gonna kill himself Mike lighten up you've got lots of money relax a little bit TTC bus drivers asking students for their cards okay you're on the bus it's four o'clock in the afternoon there's about 30 students all getting on a bus they've all got their books with them their bags there's screaming you know being Gideon stuff and if you don't have your card here you gotta pay an extra fare these bus drivers I mean come on obviously there's student not working for IBM we're telemarketers we know it every time we call you and were the annoying voices that are on the other line hey it's a job come on put us down it's our job we're teenagers where else are we supposed to work we're not trying to tell you anything just answer our survey it takes two seconds query come on guys so thanks how we call you and you're just about to hang up think of the people that are on the other line I mean we're not tunas to me come on guys help us out we need money we need to make living we're teenagers come on guys who say chief and boss and how's it going slugger and nice to see a big guy I hate that that's the wars get to know my name and that's it that's fine just I hate these guys they usually have tool belts on also Mike Harris when they asked him his favorite book on City TV this is what he said if you want to run that that would be great for you those of you are you doing those of you who didn't see it he couldn't think of his favorite book and this is what he said if you run it what is my favorite book probably I'm trying to give you if you've caught me here I wasn't I wasn't ready for this I the one I wrote to you ranks very high up there I don't know lately I guess it's there's been a book called mr. silly okay guys who make a career out of speakers corner I'm not gonna name any names just guys who come down a lot and have made careers out of it and last but not least Gord Martineau you're a great guy I'm sure you're a lot of fun to go out with and stop the real pal but I gotta tell you I can't get near the television between 6:00 and 7:00 because my mother has the biggest crush on you I can't get near the television the house could be burning down mom the house is on fire she say Gord got a new tie dear you know Gord please if you ever if you ever need a woman call this woman her name is Dolores she lives in Don Mills she loves you thank you those are my pet peeve the two symmetric have been informed by nature hi folks this is Lucille Ball here at Wow speakers corner at City TV you know I was on television at one time I was the first lady to have a baby on national television remember when I said that and that was during the conception we still have a minute and 10 seconds left so I'm gonna talk to y'all about I guess there's a comment this young man wants to know if this is a lady or a man coming in here young man Oh a young lady there you go see how confused I am come here honey what's your name please hi Latoya oh you mean like a Jackson look into the camera there honey so are you LaToya Jackson no no do you know Michael Jackson no he's a personal friend of mine you know yeah me and let's tailor that it's true you know I went on tour with him just recently do you know who I am no Lucille Ball have you ever heard of me no well there you go folks see someone who hasn't heard of me and they even watch reruns do watch reruns what do you watch on TV nothing you're supposed to say City TV and MuchMusic Satan to the camera city even much music as a boy he's gonna get and next that's it there are some people who are really gonna get a job we got eight seconds left what do you want to say MA go buy some turtles are selling fast can I come on Ryder here now you can text speaker's corner live from your mobile phone by sending key word txt followed by your message to two four seven to four speakers classics insider I just wanted to inform people that further wearing leather pants wearing some of us are non stereotypical and we lead a pretty private life just let people know that there's nothing wrong with being gay and you know that is okay especially for younger people because I went through a period of depression and suicide when I was younger and we're here to talk about parents and kids not just trans but aloes so obviously me kids for life that stuff that happens kids learn from like the major person in their life which is usually their parents so you know maybe if you thought about what you said at first then kids wouldn't be racist or hopefully some gotta be done about this I mean the parents gotta start you know changing the kids attitudes anything you know like when they when they do something wrong punish them don't like on them on the head and say like do oh that's okay just don't do it again cuz they're gonna just keep doing it I just want to say to my kids I love you I love you both I got the greenness on the greatest daughter my son's 19 is one of the top distance around as you can and my daughter's a great tumbler a trumpet player and she's really smart and she's a good basketball player and I love my kids look let's not get sidetracked we haven't got time to get involved with somebody else's problems which I say speakers corner you better put a sign because we're coming here to say we love you and you guys are the facts of best here we go we just came from a club downtown it's called the Big Easy right fall everything it's Big Easy we liked it but we never want to live this lifestyle again thank God we have girlfriend thank God all these big losers out there trying to pick up a girl okay and all those other women are trying to pick up the guys they're both so desperate it's hilarious to watch now I'm going home to my girlfriend how do we know what the guys tonight because they asked you know and so Luke Paul here and frankly next week we're staying home we don't talk me you got me pig is a no-good relative the only reason I came come on honey don't draw diagrams with me some ghost came on talking about how they're sick and tired of hearing girls basically complaining about how biased she didn't like that they should just play the game and play along and just like play games with guys all you do is [ __ ] and [ __ ] and [ __ ] that's it no more why don't you play them for once how the hell do you think you're gonna have a meaningful relationship ever in your life with someone if if you're gonna play games and you're never truthful love is so beyond that it's such an important and meaningful thing in someone's life that playing games exactly those girls I think that you're really immature and I don't think you're ever gonna have meaningful relationship ever in your life if that's what you think that you're gonna deal with situations with men basically the definition of the devil's advocate is anybody who disagrees with anything just for the sake of disagreeing I think the devil's advocates have a lot of talent they do they're smart people I would watch okay I would watch time to watch the devil's advocate for half a freaking hour at a time but we would both watch for half an hour an hour whatever you say two hours I do know i speakers corn last week but I want to know if the screen came back to stop dwelling on what you don't like about other people positive for once exactly yes this many pens maybe baby meaty meaty alternative points of view that's one for the devil's advocates they're very creative very intelligent people that are funny that's another funny here at lunch last Sunday's show at City TV in speakers Carter was extremely interesting how the devil's advocates active you know it's what you're getting very short of material Jonathan when you bring in a picture or the frame of course and put it in front of the mirror the cameras say we stole it from the NGO screw you AG only couldn't keep it in Norway you can't give it a congratulation obviously people are laughing at you because any stolen articles served me it's not gonna be shown on TV and then coming back a few minutes later with your thumbs and badges both ear with the thumbs bandaged and saying that you look what they did to us for stealing a broken thumb if you don't believe in the fat man at the AG avenge come gentlemen you can do much better I'm sure that makes time to come why don't you just for one thing one time via little bit series and inviting upon us so on the subject that is all complete anchors to the public for example about the biggest city or any other audio that might you might even interested in I understand you come from syllable and I had the opportunity of many years ago one time doing a shoulder down there with Ronnie Hawkins had a lot of fun as I did a couple of minutes to stand-up comedy because he requested I know mr. Hawkins quite well but gentlemen the be a little bit more serious on your subject so next time and but even though you do bring a bit of humor fix some selection that's gonna cost a lot of laughter welcome people to do a yes it's a snake spankings approximately ten days ago a man from Winnipeg Manitoba who is the manager of our kidney place in Toronto offer the man a job and with the understanding that he could spank now this man could have easily gone to the now magazine or the I magazine and consult one of those girls who pay men to spank them I think I was a little obsessed don't you feel it I need some discipline I think so yes and I'm sure the eye and the now must be so proud of their new spokesman I tell you that's a lovely endorsement right there I think you should start your own spanky magazine Johnson's Bank central bank central bank central bum slappy or something mum slappy right happy happy talking about the sexism and I finish yes ten-year-old girl sorry eleven different yes and you're saying that don't women can play sports into all sorts of things and use greenbrier toothbrushes girls could play football girls could glee hockey girls could play baseball girls could do anything girls could have green toothbrushes no you know something we have to draw the line somewhere sorry I'm rates in the Bible women cannot have deep green toothbrushes absolutely pink and purple there it is that's the law that's gone you know yeah yeah we had to do three weeks I get ecology they were saying they were uncomfortable being free who's that they said it was comfortable being a bigger freak and we love being free because it's damn there is no way that hair is comfortable do you understand we don't for a second now you can text speaker's corner live from your mobile phone by sending key word txt followed by your message to two four seven to four speakers corner classics every dude looks exactly like the last like a crummy cut it cut the check I just like to say that before you pedophiles and child molesters molest your next victim and you not think of what it does the rest of their entire life I am the aftereffect of severe child abuse and it'll be whisking for the rest of my life I think all the child molesters and pedophiles should be put on our planet and just go out each other and leave the children alone actually there's no need to be worried as the Army has taken all of the necessary precautions to see that we're perfectly safe here this is Michaela and that's Holly Holly turned a year on Sunday and they were found and a half when they were born went down to five hundred grams when they're about three days old and we want to thank all the nurses and staff at women's college the nurses in the NICU we just like to say that without them these two would have never made it here we're mothers gonna go to have babies like these know our little miracle babies we're here in defense of all the great guys I'm very because we have a really great group of guy friends and they don't go around sleeping around on girls and they don't do all this stuff but all the girls always come on here and and they sit here and they talk about how terrible guys are and then at night dogs yeah no sadly I mean you don't see all the guys coming on here oh man my girlfriend did this to me and blah blah blah and it was so terrible but you have girls coming on here I never said when your guy is sleeping around on you I think it's your problem that the guy is your problem that you picked a bad loser and my brother a while bent over Bay really has to up his game you've gotta get into the group that he was two years ago Yankees suck Blue Jays are the team to beat Blue Jays will series over the st. Louis Cardinals in five games I usually root for the Blue Jays but now I'm working for this song yeah let's go Sox I love them and how you can tell it's springtime in Canada because the Leafs are over speakers corner plastics andy warhol once said that everybody has 15 seconds of fame and in my 15 seconds I want to say to my mother happy Mother's Day you've been there in good times and in bad sometimes stressful and other times good I just want to say happy Mother's Day JAMA love you