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Fantasia Game Summary

what's this game called Fantasia I don't know dude what does it say Okay live in a castle that holds a ball every night vote for ball royalty yes guys vote for vote for testicle royalty got it hey yo hey yo I'm going to say something stupid but do you remember the beef between the that n and the uh Spanish good saying that what did you say buddy hey bud warlock that is turning me on we should get a room we we are Bros and I said it oh my God got hold on hold on I got a free pass from my friend so yeah I'm new to this game I have no idea how it works no I'm going to sleep with that man that man turned me on hold up that racism turned me on I need to sleep with that man hello orlock would you marry me I I would my bro I would yes what do you say we uh get a room yeah let's go hey does anybody have a knife I have a knife hey give me a knife give me something pointy I'm going to kill this guy uh I think you can like find something in the shop outside okay tell him hey if he asks where I am just say say one second I'll be right back I'm going to kill this [ __ ] it was all a plot just for me to jab out his eyeballs with forks or something wait watering can I can break this over his head oh there's a shovel wait can I grab that [ __ ] how can you not grab the [ __ ] shovel if only I could grab this pointy microphone and stick it up his ass last video sucked because we played that trials game that trials game sucks dog [ __ ] uh this game is good though this game is it's good okay I got something I got a watering can I can break it over his face where is he is he still in there I lost him you could look for something that's not the door come on I don't know dude I said I was born yesterday what part of that do you not understand girl never been to this part before you literally I am a transgender we could feed him all this stuff and give him diabetes so okay did we'll make him diabetic and then not feed him as insulin or whatever so then then he'll die he'll die click on a player while holding this item out to hand it to them okay good I'm going to make him eat this entire Buffet then I'm going to watch hey hey warlock what am I listening to right now Warlock I'm trying to give you diabetes he's not even listening I've officially had it with this man I officially have had it I can't take it anymore why am I forced to dance I'm not even dancing why am I dancing okay I'm yes break it down no I'm I'm committing suicide wait why okay there we go man I would much rather kill myself than do that I'm starting to not like this place just mute just mute him just mute me that but but that makes you a wuss hey as long as it makes you happy bro what you got to say to me go ahead all I mean I know you're using your VR stuff and it's cool and all but can you like can you like can you stop trying to pinch my nipples you keep trying to like pinch my why do everybody always do that to me everybody with VR always tries to give me a nerle I don't know why nurples that's crazy I'm going to cut his balls off and then sell them on the black market by the way the dude that said the N word also said that he molests children like a few days ago but you know oh good okay it's a good thing I'm after him still then like just follow me or something whatever Village I swear to [ __ ] God if this person doesn't lead me to a God damn weapon I need at Le at least something sharp that's all I know this is gear shop okay come on oh my God this is exactly what I needed yeah I got what I need yes I'm about to go on mass murder and you Tagle on if you want I don't care I'm I'm out of here now where is that man I got a par nobody knows that it's me I I completely ignored what she's saying where is he where is the Buddy there he is hey warlock get back here I'm going to stab you in the balls it's time to die it's time to die get back here did I say you could leave I didn't say he could leave hey I told you you couldn't get away without being castrated you see you see where it's stabbing right it's cutting off your scrotum that means you're you're no longer a man you are a woman do you want to become do you want to live life as a woman or do you want me to put you out of your misery and who is this is this your girlfriend magical person or your boyfriend your your trans boyfriend I am a man yeah is this your boyfriend okay I give up I'm throwing myself off the stairs what if I make friends with this person Bera one trying to castrate someone I was castrating people who are evil and I'm starting to get the sense that you're evil too so back off I am not evil I was literally helping you no you weren't you were pretending to help me it was a trick all this time you're the real evil one cuz why are you being violent in the first place nobody is yes they were you said that man touches children I'm going to go get some food and then I'll be back to kill people I'll be right back I have some food here let me get it to you oh no I don't no cuz you probably poisoned it you probably you can't poison things this is a video game you idiot how do I know that that's not a trick either you're tricking me you no you are tricking this girl is starting to piss me off oh yeah that's the stuff oh I'm about to get me some diabetes oh yeah diabetes didn't I tell you not to follow me what part of that do you not understand I need to freshen up I'm not a girl dudes don't freshen up they get sweaty and wrestle each other in the mud oh it's the ball it's the ball is this the ball oh okay I look like a whale compared compared to everybody else I [ __ ] hate this place like this place is actually hell on Earth I'm going to jump off this balcony and kill myself hey guys watch this I'm going to jump and die oh wait uh delayed a I'm gay what' you call me did you just call me a homosexual I said Chad I'm gay but oh you're homosexual yeah your your avatar is very clean though most definitely my avatar is balling what are you talking about that's that's a good Avatar I know thank you cop thank you very much do you know how long it took to make an avatar like this all right am I supposed to dress up for the ball here like what is this so we got like dresses and [ __ ] that you can wear oh man imagine how good I would look with this hair on knock me out rofy me what the [ __ ] is going on in there dude okay I'm going to wear a crown like a tiara you are hideous Jasmine I don't even know how to do this game I don't know either that makes two of us dude I need somebody to make me look like a princess Pia princess on the outside yes I need to unleash my inner princess put on some hair okay okay I'll put on some hair Dr beautiful yes where's my sleep wear brown hair that that does it okay now you must get your rest true princess should always look theart this [ __ ] is teaching me the way of the princess uh uh okay okay okay I got oh wow all right wait I look like Zelda beautiful what the hell is this Skippy ass [ __ ] I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking this no yes no I'm thinking this this really fits me this really suits me I mean look at look at me from behind I'm thick the junk in the trunk yeah I'm thinking this no I I like this I I like this you you have to appreciate me who I really am I am a beautiful woman I am a beautiful woman wait beautiful woman where right here behind you I'm a beautiful woman check it out I am an actual princess are my goodness man do you think I have the chance to get a man oh most definitely most we got to wait when does the ball start you literally just missed it you literally just missed it but there'll be another ball tomorrow there'll be another ball thank thank you I I know I'm beautiful I had to unleash my inner princess L I love your do I really look good when the ball starts I will gra I will bring a man with me to the ball we are going to have a jolly good time it's going to be the most romantic evening ever holy [ __ ] dude this is bad what the [ __ ] have I got myself into hey uh Xavier uh C can you hear me would you like to go with me me to the next ball want him say some [ __ ] like hell no [ __ ] you sure okay thank you uh uh I I will be I will report here at the doors when the next ball starts oh that's actually disgusting this is where I draw the line on characters what is this what is this when I do acid this is what I see dude why are you swearing at me what did I do to you all I see is hashtags that means you must be swearing at me what did I do to you you look disgusting I actually look good look at me I'm a beautiful princess I'm not going to lie he does look better I'm thick too look at that look at look at that but you you got a terrifying character I'm actually going to step away from you that that's a that's a little weird no no no that's too much that's too much no too much too much I already have a date for the ball so I I cannot be late I scored a man you can't so haha I need some food I need to I need to maintain the size of these these butt cheeks these ass cheeks need food and I'm going to feed them so to maintain the thickness of these buns I got to eat some food yeah boy how are we allowed to eat stuff like this did you just take a picture of my crotch you can't do that dude she took a picture of my dick or or my my yeah okay I'm going to take my food to go cuz you guys are a little bit of off pudding I'm going to get out of here I'm the best looking princess you've ever saw yeah that's for sure yeah I know right look at these buns look at that ass okay that's too far I'm so confused everybody keeps trying to lick my ass it's 7 in the morning I have to wait wait I have to wait 13 hours from now that's [ __ ] that's too long I got to snort powder just to stay awake for this stuff too okay okay when you see [ __ ] like this in the game press e to talk the last thing I want to do is get caught talking to this [ __ ] especially the people who will eventually walk up behind me in my room uh see me talking to a person dressed like this Xavier there you are I was wondering where you were okay we need to like we need to like talk or something before the ball get to know each other better okay tell me a little about yourself other than your stupid shitty ass has horns growing out of your [ __ ] head so one thing that you got to know about me is I have chronic diarrhea but that's okay it shouldn't affect our relationship it should be it should be okay I have kissed another man before and I vomited in his mouth but that will only happen one time it won't happen with anybody else it was just it was just one time it shouldn't affect our relationship he ended up swallowing the vomit by the way just for like just want to make sure you know that so tell me a little about yourself just a normal dude [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this this is not normal okay well that's good to know I'm dating a completely Norm or I'm going to the ball with a completely normal person hey hey you want to D I'll duel you I'll duel you I'll do for wait you'll do this man you will do this man well Jester would definely oh Jester are you uh bisexual or something no yeah he is do you do you how many men have you slept with jester as far as he brags about six people you've slept with six men he brags about it all the time that's a lot of dude you you hold it over people like it's a trophy okay Mist what six woman oh woman H okay sorry I thought you were into men or something come on man the ball cannot get closer we only have like 3 hours left get ready yep three hours till the ball wait I did it I did it I did it you did what okay I just took that out of context you did what I spiked the drink I spiked the drink I made uh wait you put ruies in people's drinks yes you know what that actually is that's like what we used to do to prostitutes downtown in skid R what can I say I used to be one of them so you spiked your own team's drinks with ruies what's ruy what are ruies what are Ru look it up yeah you're not going to believe this but I missed the ball I wonder if Xavier is still here he's gone no no please don't tell me that no you're lying you're lying to me my date is gone no no no no no no this can't be are you serious wait was he like heartbroken or something that I didn't show up probably I had to use the bathroom so you blew off your date cuz you had to use the bathroom yes I have chronic diarrhea I'm actually I'm actually sad now like xav Xavier is probably like he's probably going to like go to bed tonight like in real life and he's going to be heartbroken that I didn't go to the ball with him you and your chronic diarrhea ruined the day it did too I'm actually upset now I'm going to be drinking a lot of alcohol tonight waa maybe don't do that I'm going to be drinking myself to death tonight I've already cracked open a Modelo wait what about uh Bera is Bera still here Bera is that humanoid oh her she's right behind you Bera dude where have you been and you went through a change dude you like you like change from humanoid to this thing very big muscular woman I couldn't hit it off with Xavier I'm not going to be able to hit it off with anybody nobody's going to want me so I'm just going to have to drown my sorrow and alcohol I could get lucky get wasted and then like end up sleeping with a man I don't know we'll see what happens stop it warlock I already told you not to be touching people or I told you I'm going to take I already cut didn't I already cut your nipples off I could have swore I cut your nipples off already I cut your balls and nipples off okay and apparently that that's a bad word [ __ ] you Roblox this game sucks floppy donkey dicks and uh I'm not playing this game ever again uh bye