man who lives in Santa Claus all year round is looking for Mrs Claus Santa Claus is going to find love isn't he already married isn't that the whole point of Santa oh [ __ ] sake this this guy's toast I don't know what to tell you Santa CLA Santa Claus is looking for love okay he's got his minivan out here I am the real deal Santa Claus this is the real Santa Claus real deal he's the real deal baby look at that beard oh my goodness I'm looking to find Mrs Claus someone that can stand beside me have a good time and live Christmas 365 days a year what what there got to be someone that wants to do this someone out there but Santa no longer uses his birth name he only goes by St Nick Chris cringle or Santa Claus you can't just give a saint in your name what the is that he's a saint he's he's giving gifts out no he's a holy man no this Village reminds me of that jeez this is just details that's pretty cool why not yeah I guess you're right why not reminds me of the there a fire oh that's just a tree never mind it reminds me of the scene that I see every Christmas Eve I just go into the room walk around and look at it and the memories come flowing back it's like he forgets every he delivers the Christmas presents forgets about it and he has to come see his scene and he miss claws he forgets about her too so he needs to find another he forgot her at the gas station you know what if it's not what if it's not him just putting on like you know the being the real Santa Claus and he's just like some dude that believes it you know like really believes it maybe that's why he can't find love maybe that's why he can't find Mrs claes maybe he's crazy you think he's crazy you know I haven't decided yet haven't seen enough he's got a he's got a thick uh behind going [Applause] on he not taking yet really accentuating his uh moms it's all them cookies they're doing for him Christmas is my passion it's my job it's a joy and it is really my life I believe it I was hting that all right I didn't know that the whole Santa Claus thing came from Coca-Cola did you know that but which which Santa Claus thing like the the Santa that you're looking at now like the idea of that Santa didn't exist for like our parents it came with Coca-Cola marketing it did it I thought it was there's like a over time there's like like some people are like Christmas came from Pagan thing there's like there's Pagan influences and there's other influences kind of formed into what we now consider Christmas yeah I don't know where the image from this Santa Claus came from so maybe this idea of Santa it's like yeah I think it's Coca-Cola that try to do that cuz in Sweden you know our our senta used to be the goat and then you know they have all other countries in Europe have other representations I think Italy had like a witch you had a goat for Santa Claus we had a we had a goat you know in Sweden we burn the goat every year you saw that Meme right why do you got to burn the goat a Santa I don't know a goat burning oh my gosh oh so you have this massive goat and you burn it no you're not supposed to burn it but someone does it every year supposed to yeah you can bet on it if it's if it's going to burn or not last year it didn't burn take vs they go through great measures to make sure the goat does not burn but somehow people people figure it out go to the Wiki page it's really funny I don't know if this is was it glaive Goat oh ja yeah glaive yes jav if you go down repeat destruction if you go down uhhuh oh got the fires yes so they stolen Sol that one guy drw a Volvo into it or some [ __ ] kick to Pieces kick to Pieces oh no it's got a long history survive it more than often more often than not it doesn't make oh recently it's been surviving yeah yeah it's on a Survivor Street you have like the Santa Claus goat and sometimes it doesn't survive [Music] Christmas how do you feel about that as a kid you're like oh the Christmas go I don't know you probably love it I probably dream about how to how to burn it come up with plans all right that's our Christmas I don't know you have these well I mean in uh Australia Santa Claus is hot in Australia so Santa Claus has he gets his flip-flops on you know his thongs yes I've seen that see there you go everyone's got that different yeah he goes around the world you know he goes to Sweden some for some reason he becomes a goat you know whenever he goes to Australia he's got shorts and a and a dad shirt on it's great makes sense makes sense I weigh 300 none of your business pounds the hair is real the beard the mustache eyebrows everything's real a lot of people don't understand he's the real deal and people just don't understand him he's misunderstood I'm fat like Santa I I have hair like Santa my parents owned a department store in Roswell Georgia and when I was 16 my father called because the Santa had not shown up and I had to be the replacement damn he started young dks God damn did he have that beer at 16 so he admits that he has not always been Santa I see Santa yes so I rushed down to the store and I put on the Santa suit and I turned there there he is poor child be like dude I know what the are you doing what some other some other kid holding me right now what is this yeah around I looked in the mirror before I walked out and I liked what I saw oh he liked what he saw he looked good he like good now he's now he's baking and you know I had an extra special jingle in my step I had a twinkle in my eye and at that point I knew I had had experienced the spirit I got to be real his eyes are too mean to be saying you think he's got mean eyes he's got mean eyes he does have like he looks he looks like someone with a criminal record that tried to bury it like if you remove like the bottom part of the beard he's got like the downturned eyebrows upturned eyes the the the short nose and then just the mustache is like the evil mustache yeah yes you're not Santa you got you're evil what do you do to Santa hello how are you when Santa walked in it was awesome cute what what what the kids they love say yeah Santa Claus hooray I mean what what lady wouldn't love that where's Mrs Claus at the North Pole is a very special place humans can't see it except on Christmas Eve it all looks like snow we live under the snow caps oh they live under the snow I never knew this are you do you do you do the Santa thing do you dress up for your kids no what what no I don't dress what do you mean why would I dress up as Santa Claus Santa Claus comes and he leaves he leaves the like he brings small gifts to our house uh and then like me and Mary bring like we we get the the good big gifts so you know you know you're not waiting on Santa Claus bring all the expensive stuff we cutting them a break we also have these Christmas elves that show up at the beginning of the month and they'll be like a different spot every night they move around and do stuff yeah the kids will write a letter sometimes and ask them things yeah they but you don't dress up no I'm not an impostor I'm not the real Santa Claus you you have the beard and everything you can totally do it wait I'm not gray enough yet just ding for the thing come on then what well I mean I guess I got the belly for it there you go more Sant than this [ __ ] guy can dress Sant yeah [ __ ] of course I'm going to dress up like Santa I want to see how he doesn't realize you'll see he's going to have stranger danger probably start cown when you walk in the room and you go never do it again yes he does that with all our friends now cuz he thinks they're the babysitter oh away starts clening you like no dude it's just our friend what are you doing I don't know them I don't know them one of the parts of my life that isn't being fulfilled is my life Santa is struggling to find a woman who can follow his strict moral code moral code okay yeah is Guy them ladies out there that be interest in Santa Claus they just don't have morals not to drink not to smoke I don't cuss I don't want a child seeing Santa Claus going into an R-rated movie Santa doesn't do that now we're starting to see the holes of being Santa Claus all the time yeah I can live without rated movies if I got to be Santa Claus do you do you find that now that you're a father mhm like no the answer is no that you have less of a stomach for like violent movies and things like that now oh I think it's still too early but I I totally get where you're going with it yeah I do I don't I I guess I don't know when the changed happen but especially like vience kids movies I don't like it at all so when you play Skyrim you don't try and kill the kids is that what you're saying I no actually I just I just realized right now now when I'm playing Minecraft I'm only killing the why killed the baby I'm creating like a V I'm creating Like a Villain art where come back and kill I don't know what's wrong with me I I went the other way I didn't know I I thought maybe you like do like you'd had back in the day where you have like the the room where all the magic happens and like they poop out the babies and then you have to call the herd oh God that was good times no not yet but yeah yeah like things that happen like kid like scary movies where something terrible happens to the kids I don't ever like I don't like it anymore I don't know just they just lost my true I haven't gotten there yet the ladies that I've met up to this point when they see the strict code that I have they kind of pack up their slay and take off I don't know if it's the code or not that runs them off I don't I don't know it's convenient to blame it on that though it's the they still have the morals it's definitely not every else at the same I don't know why I'm imagining like only like strippers or something show up and be like yes that'll be your Santa but check out my only F this is how he described it that's how he describes it oh God hey Richard how are you I'm good how are you oh it's his high school friend they had to dig back that far to find someone that wanted to come see him oh no how do you ask somebody out for a day usually the ladies will always ask me am I on the naughty or Nic list they always ask that oh oh I told you I told you can't all right that checks out yeah yeah I don't drink wine don't like wine but I want milk and cookies or I want dessert I'm not into a lot of the I didn't know if that's like an innuendo or not there for a second he wants them milk and cookies you know what I'm saying Oh Santa I don't think so I'm not into a lot of the rap and things like that oh that's that has nothing to do with it Santa can't break it down to some hipop what's going on I just can't find a lady because I I just don't like rap you know the the rap music and the morals oh my God it's not because my house looks like I'm a cult leader or anything like that it's definitely because of Reason who wants to go out go dancing and I don't know the new what they call twerk tweak so what what is his scale of what dating is like oh they don't want to date me cuz I don't know how to twerk come on Santa see cakes TW morals boring all right Santa you got a couple of red flags here outside of just the maybe it's my problem bar is building up slowly you know who wants that okay what if I set you up on a blind date um what if I'll tell you something blind dates always worry me like with with who would you would worry you would person he's bringing to meet you okay right someone set some up blind like it's s I'm like what the [ __ ] yeah know that's good Felix I got I got the perfect one for you all right this guy thinks he's Santa Claus or he might be the real Santa Claus and he's like fully into it 100% no breaking character ever are you interested in having a blind date I wouldn't be a blind it you just explain everything now you guys BL going in blind he doesn't like to twerk he doesn't like well then that's a deal breaker but does he like rap music no definitely not oh it's over it's over Helen Helen from school yeah Helen and I were great friends in high school she was always sweet nice wonderful he's already in the friend zone do you think she'd want to go out with me really of course she'd want to go out with you I can't believe they're going to make her go on a date with him just for the sake of this episode oh no no this seems authentic if you set me up with Helen right I promise you you'll be on s's good list oh good I really need that you I think these two need to be dating I think there's Sparks here I think there's something going on sometimes I attract the wrong kind of women my last relationship she loved Christmas but she just couldn't do Christmas 365 days a year another deal breaker Christmas every day it's not the whole point of Christmas the it's a special holiday and not every single day yeah but even for Santa Claus surely it's not Christmas every day yeah Santa Claus has time he's got a got to make some toys and stuff you got to prepared yeah yeah yeah I do not look like I did in high school yep I had reddish could have gone the clown way I think he could have yeah I see a clown made a mean Ronald McDonald I think he would have been he could have uh she's unaware that's the blond dat part yeah he looks like Santa every day holy reindeer droing I'm ner flame Tree Glass okay we got do some [Music] glass it's like a horror movie they like staring at each other like he's about to walk in and murder that must like be nice for the camera yeah yeah all this is for the show like they oh god they probably they're all very aware hey you know that guy we went to high school with yeah he's dresses like Santa Claus every day of the year isn't that crazy yeah it is she knows exactly who he is she looked at me from top to bottom and it wasn't like wow it was like hm as you should as you should be in this situation I don't know what to say this is just very different oh have you ever glown glass blown Ken cuz I did and it [ __ ] sucked no I haven't but I imagine that it's got to not be fun it's too much for my intrusive thoughts cuz they're like don't touch this part and I'm just like I but I want to that's all I think about they have those old videos from like the early 1900s of all the glass blowers are like covered in soot and it looks like a looks like a hard job you barely have to you barely have to blow no is it easy it's easy I'm good at blowing maybe the best maybe the best in the world could have been you know YouTube didn't work out you could have been the the greatest glass blower we're we're going off again here but in in Japan we go to the pool sometimes uhhuh and the baby Inflatables take like one breath to blow up yeah but for some reason I have never in my life seen a Japanese person blow them up they go to the machines to do it oh I'm just like so you got that lung capacity no it's but it's like why aren't you just blowing it will take you less time to walk over sanitary you know get their spit all in how is it what the [ __ ] is yours it doesn't matter you're over there pressing everyone just like done and they're like everybody just clapping yes that's what happens every time the legend that's why you've been the greatest glass blower ever I feel like you're talking down to me K just sarcastic I'm not I'm building you up I mean it all comes from a long career of yelling at old horror games right it's just it's funny I I scare we we like to like B you know with the babies it's funny they love to be scared M and it's so funny whenever he jumps I'm like that's my boy yeah he know that he knows how to do it yeah that was a good reaction that' be a great thumbnail keep keep it up yes Santa's here you know I didn't even hear the reindeer land on the roof or anything you ready to make some ornament yes I'm a little nervous this is kind of scary oh God he just started Sparks okay and they're all jumping out of the way kind of scary oh God I was actually in a fire when I was 13 oh were you so I'm kind of afraid that it's just going to is that where her hair's like sticking out of the side like she get she get burned when what happened I plan the worst date ever there you go good oh my God I exploded this is so for sure there's noing way that would happen she doesn't know how to blow clearly get me in there I'll teach you I like what oh no maybe maybe Santa Claus's morals are a little off you know we take we take her a first date and let me get her to blow real good you have you have a dirty mind K dirty mind I'm on the naughty list now dang it in high school was your name hot lips that's an R-rated joke what are you doing what the [ __ ] he's talking all this time about improper what do you what do you think he means by that she suck a lot of might as well ask her that what maybe maybe maybe you're right maybe maybe she she's a good kisser maybe she's a fire kisser I'm not too sure oh yeah that's what it is oh now you make me look bad but I think you know he took her to the glass blowing place and asked her about her hot lips I don't know you know maybe maybe you're right fine line said you watch out Santa Claus you're walking a fine line I never did have a Christmas tree you never had a Christmas tree well I was raised Jewish oh welcome to leaves [Music] swear to God this not gonna work out come on Santa not like this H accepted a second date with Santa oh sure she did hello oh my hello it's Adam season but here's a Christmas tree oh my goodness look at this it's like Christmas outside didn't she just say like she's never had Christmas tree because she's Jewish and he shows up with the Christmas tree like yeah Santa Claus needs to learn some respect you know some boundaries you know he's over here pushing his Christmas on her oh you have your religion uh anyway anyway here's a here's a Christmas tree no it's horrible what he's doing right now he should be cancelled cancel him Christmas is cancelled can I take your back would you I absolutely not very many people get to carry Santa's back oh my God I thought about to say some about a sack okay yeah waiting for it isn't that amazing it was so wonderful hang the Orit get excited oh did we do this one no that is M the date was so meaningful wow did we eat I don't remember this is absolutely one of the best dates that I've ever had really I mean this yeah we made Christmas in my living room wow best date ever how sweet her other day was was the fire does she like rrap or twerking though that's the real question oh guess we we'll find out uh since filming they've been Tak they've been on several dates they're taking it slow slow yeah wink wink taking it slow I don't know if he ever found this Mrs claw maybe well anyway that's it thank you guys very much for watching leave a like leave a comment do all that cool stuff today's your birthday birthday check out fix course fre awesome Minecraft yes I'm trying to get a diamond plank so subscribe yeah and then uh 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