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Understanding Lobotomy Corporation Gameplay

welcome everybody to lobotomy corporation face the fear build the future in today's let's play lobotomy corporation uh uh my name is brodus bt-dubs uh i haven't played this game before um to be perfectly honest i know very little about this game um it's supposed to be like a horror management type game it kind of looks a bit like um uh like oxygen not included or even like fallout shelter i don't really know what to expect i watched uh i watched another person play this for a little bit and uh i stopped because i didn't want to see too much of it because i i wanted i saw it i was like i'm going to play that game i'm going to play that game i don't know what to expect out of it it might be scary i'm not 100 sure about that so we're gonna see but let's get started here uh let's do the tutorial i haven't done the tutorial so let's do the tutorial management employees and emergencies oh wonderful well let's start with me i am dressed for the occasion i'm in my managerial uh purple plaid as is uh regulation this is why oh so i should say welcome to site 92. i actually deliberately went and looked up which sites are named in uh the scp universe um so i could find one that uh hasn't been used uh i was gonna go with site 17 because that's uh my birth day is the 17th that's already taken that's a huge one actually so it was site 92 the year i was born 1992 which wasn't taken so this is containment site 92. if your manager isn't a purple cloud are they worth it you're right name it said you know what you're shark you're right so this is angela hello manager welcome to lobotomy corporation starting today you are responsible for managing the abnormalities we have and ensuring that we meet the daily energy quota oh boy you can move the camera with the wasd keys on your keyboard you can also press and hold the secondary mouse button rmb to drag the mouse well thank you you can zoom the screen in and out with the f and g keys on your keyboard the scroll rolling mouse can also be used cheery newbie oh that's gonna [ __ ] change hey eugene you're gonna die let's try a simple maneuver when you hover your mouse over an agent some information about them will be shown in the top right corner please try selecting an agent by pressing the primary mouse button lnb so what do we got here got a standard riot stick your red standard uniform okay so it's got some like pokemon like statistics like a red beats something and then something beats something then something beats red it's it's it's the triangle um one day's in control team cheery newbie oh eugene well done the information displayed in the panel on the right is related to the selected agent some of this information is vital such their statistics and ego equipment please review the section in the manager's manual titled the agents for more details about what this information means uh what what oh hello excuse me the bar at the top left of the screen displays the amount of energy you need to collect to the to end the day the top right corner lists what missions you are able to attempt to take so yeah um apparently it's like it's like this game is heavily inspired by things like scp and um [ __ ] what's it called cabin in the woods and um there's another one there's a third one that they listed off i can't remember oh that's right the stats are up there oh crepes i might have to move my camera to the bottom right maybe yeah yeah no um i just remember what the names are for this one um but yeah it's apparently based like this is heavily inspired by those uh those franchises um but in the unique twist to it apparently you are gathering energy from abnormalities and i'm going to be calling them anomalies the entire [ __ ] game so prepare for that um yeah i know doppel i know uh that the cabin in the woods has uh left for dead zombies in it just a teeny little like nod to it okay hang on i'm about to alt tab because i need to move my camera i should also probably move the chat box oh boy where can i move the chat box i'm gonna have to shorten the chat box a bit live editing live editing whoops that's not what i wanted to do there we go all right that fits perfectly perfect i won't be able to switch things anymore because well actually no that shouldn't be too much of a problem hmm that might be kind of weird um with any trade secrets here uh let's see yeah that's that should be fine yeah i'm not blocking any text or anything why didn't i do this before cheesy peas that's fits perfectly hey layla how are you now careful popping menu oh come on this is the problem i had when i was starting a new game oh you know what might work actually you know it might work actually you know what we're going to do we're going to do something weird we're going to weird with it um chatbox and stay there maybe i'm not i'm not 100 sure we're going to do this we're going to do it if we're going to do this maybe and then we're going to take you and put you oh slidey over here now put me under here that might work i don't know i don't know it's a good place for the camera that's where we're going to go for now that's the sub bar i thought that was a part of the same thing working on it we're on it we're fine everything's fine professional streamer professional streamer some cleaning there you go layla get some cleaning done way to go okay all right that should be that should be good enough that's we're going with that for now the bar at the top let's play everything i need the top right corner lists what missions you are able to attempt today got it work completed got it okay our company produces energy with a product uh product called positive enco and encephalin pe a green box is released by an uh an abnormality an abnormality generates pe boxes while it is being worked on please click on the containment unit holding an abnormality with the primary mouse button lmb uh so i click this select oh instinct ultra since you have yet to unlock any information about this abnormality you have no way of knowing how it will respond to the four different work types in order to learn this information an agent will need to perform a work with it perform a work with it sure i never turned on i [ __ ] i know what i'm doing i never turned on audio you [ __ ] goon uh for now please like the first work type available instinct work got it instinct work instinct works associates and abnormalities physiological needs and desires when an agent conducts instinct work their fortitude will increase at the end of the day raising their health points now please kick click on an agent all right eugene arrival slow [ __ ] speed it up eugene who are you back hello oh this thing's horrific already if your employee is not mentally ready abnormalities may appear more frightening or disturbing to them as such they may receive fear damage when encountering abnormalities which will lower their sanity points employees of a lower grade will take more fear damage from encounters with abnormalities are of higher risk levels okay cool love it abnormalities release and kefalon encha fallon and cathalin when agents work with them and we collect this into what we call e-boxes depending on how the agent uh performs during the work process the abnormality will either respond positively or negatively when it reacts positively it will release positive encoding which produces a green pe box hey boy that's that [ __ ] the same shark however if the abnormality reacts negatively it will release negative encounter instead and damage the agent please keep in mind that when an agent's hp or sp drops completely the work process will be forcibly terminated i'm so afraid adopting ethnological approach analyzing there's a lot going on here this feels very persona inspired an abnormality's mood might change depending on the outcome of the work done with it this outcome can be predicted based on the amount of pe boxes we obtained during the work process an abnormality typically has three states of response good neutral and bad depending on the outcome it may use a special ability or attempt to escape okay so we can have potential containment breaches huh fun love it oh that's what that is when the work process is completed the pe boxes are collected in addition to pe boxes that count toward the daily energy quota each abnormality also produces a set of pe boxes unique to them these pe boxes are stored and shown in the abnormalities unique pe box counter these can be used to unlock more of an advertised information or to extract ego equipment this thing after working complete with an abnormality you cannot send another agent to work with it for a short period of time until you can work with it again you can send your agents to work with other abnormalities or let them heal up in the main room whenever the department regenerator gauge feels completely employees in the main room will be healed this will restore both their health and sanity okay what is this oh that's that oh i see let's try ordering an agent to work with a new method first click on the agent with the primary mouse lnb uh you click on eugene oh that's fine that's fine panda that's cool if it's my chill and listen digging the music i added some bt i had some better uh ttv emotes uh also so those are now available excuse me uh now we use the secondary mouse button uh to click on the containment unit please be aware that you can actually deselect the agent during this process oh okay ah i see so then i go here right eugene oh secondary mouse idiot we still don't know much about this abnormality so please order the agent to perform insight work with it insight eugenes it's all eugenes inside work is a work to improve living conditions ensuring containment units are in optimal condition when an agent performs insight work their prudence will increase the end of the day raising their sanity points alright well let's see do we take eugene or eugene eugene hasn't seen too much work but eugene's pretty reliable and this eugene miles just died on fire let's go with the cg i'm beta zero you look [ __ ] drunk are you okay difficult choices circles around and around eugene at the center of the earth don't think about that it's very sad it's leaves so soon oh you seem to have collected a sufficient number of this are abnormalities pe boxes it's time to learn about observation please press the name plate displayed at the top of the containment unit at the moment it displays the subject number instead of the name after unlocking the abnormalities basic information the name will be displayed instead okay you need to spend some of the unique pe boxes we collected from the abnormality to gain specific information please try to unlock the basic information about the abnormality now sure standard training dummy revit details and tips concerning the management of the abnormality are displayed here if there is something that you haven't mounted this lights it can result in the degrees of its cliff counter and cause problems with the rest of our energy production cliff off encyclopedias thoroughly now try to unlock this information okay how the abnormality reacts to the different work types is displayed here the greater the preference for a certain work type the more successful the work process will be the number on the left indicates the virtue level an agent needs to perform that level of work please unlock all this information now oh okay okay continuing on this area shows the maximum cliff off counter of the abnormality it will also inform you on whether an abnormality is capable of escaping as well as its damage resistances when it does knowing what an abnormal almost anomaly abnormality is weak too will be crucial in handling any escape situations try to unlock this information now it's like the the special containment procedures i kind of figured as such when regression work was performed was performed with standard training to make the cliff counter lower okay you know i've maximized the observation level of this abnormality when you fully unlock a section of the encyclopedia the observation level of the abnormality will increase this will provide additional benefits when working with the abnormality such as an increased work speed or success rate success rate once the observation level reaches a certain point the extraction and production of ego equipment for the abnormality will become available at the cost of unique of its unique pe boxes ego weapons are powerful tools that can help with the suppression of abnormalities please extract one now sure ego suits offer increased resistance to certain types of damage inversely some forms of damage may cause greater wounds depending on what ego suit is in use please extract one now sure i'll do whatever you tell me robot lady well done manager here you can view that what ego gift the other maori may present to an agent what it can give me gifts if this information is unlocked each time an agent finishes the work process with the abnormality they will have the possibility of receiving the ego gift displayed here please note that the chances of this occurring tend to be rather slim cool and it says 100 percent lastly let's take a look at the matty's observation records please click on the text abnormality story in this section of the encyclopedia you can read through the observation records of the abnormality new lines will be added as your observation level increases now then it seems we've reviewed everything please exit the window by clicking on close hang on an abnormality in the shape of a training dummy used to train up and coming managers rumor has that this abnormality was chosen to be used for training as it is the most docile and tame of any that we have extracted it's called the training dummy rabbit but doesn't seem to enjoy carrots it likes people if it escapes it is merely following the employee as they leave its containment unit oh okay now that you have unlocked the basic information some of it is displayed at the top of the containment unit furthermore as we have unlocked the list as we have unlocked the list of its favorite works we now know that the abnormality prefers attachment work let's try out ordering an agent to perform attachment work with it please click on the abnormality abnormalities containment unit additional parts of the basic information are displayed in this window as well which uh can be useful to a new manager why do you try ordering an agent to perform attachment work attachment attachment and as soon as you've learned the preferences for attachment work the success rate the agent will have in the amount of time needed to perform the work are displayed oh neat you can also see the various details of the agent by mousing over them this will allow you to make mindful decisions when giving out orders please select an agent to do the work um this i mean that's not like it matters agent uh there is one last thing i should worry about each time an agent enters a containment you need to work with an admirability the client fought meltdown gauge will fill by one tick this thing cool thanks angela you really [ __ ] screwed the pooch on that one when the gauge feels completely a clyfoth meltdown will occur throughout the facility the number on the right part of the gauge indicates the number of containment units that will be affected uh what the [ __ ] did i just read affected containment units will receive a meltdown alarm and will have an alert around them eugene is super successful now i mean yeah death when a cliff meltdown occurs the containment unit will have a timer displayed alongside the alarm on top the timer will slowly drop into okay well thanks and thanks for not letting me finish reading that the meltdown compares i'll be filming force the abnormalities whose containment units are affected calm uh if the meltdown is not dismissed within the timeline or a portion of energy that we have collected will be lost and the clive counter of the containment unit will immediately drop to zero please please try to prevent this from happening you can find more detailed information about this in the work account penalties section of the manager's manual wait when performing works the abnormalities so we just need to work with the abnormalities but the anomalies okay each time a cliff meltdown occurs in the facility the meltdown level increases oh fun the higher the meltdown level the more containment units that will undergo the klyphoth meltdown there is also the possibility that ordeals meant i didn't finish reading game thank you i believe we have covered almost everything you need to know about begin managing abnormalities if you have any desire to read more about it which i would highly recommend please look it up in the manual the manual can be consoled anytime during management by pressing the f1 key now then shall we finish the workday all you need to do is press the button at the top sure thanks after completing the workday any agent who has performed work will have their status values increased according to the work types they performed after these values pass a certain point their corresponding virtue level will increase the agent's level can also increase if their verses are high enough those who achieve this will be promoted and shown in the list below oh my good hot damn you also receive lob as a reward for your hard work in accordance with your management training you can assure a high rank by keeping more of your agents alive at the end of the day the higher your ranking the more lob you will receive however if there is any abnormality loose when you choose to complete the workday you will lose some of the lob you would have otherwise earned okay you can view which missions you manage to manage to successfully complete throughout the day here anytime you clear a mission you'll be able to conduct research in the department it came from at the start of the next day once management has been finished you can elect to advance in the next day or retry the current day data agents and lost ego equipment will be recovered if you said to retry however you will also lose any abnormality observations be boxes extracted eg equipment and promotions earned if you begin the day anew finally please click on the button to skip to the next day from there i will instruct you on deployment grad love it yes yes let me just confirm 40 times that i would like to move on i really like angela's design though it's so cute oh when a mission is successful there's so much when a mission is successfully completed you will be able to conduct a research project the proposals for departments various research projects are displayed at the start of each day during deployment to select a research project click and drag it to the open slot at the lower right then click proceed oh [ __ ] up okay so that's why we're lower right wouldn't work uh from your choice please try to do something with the example proposal uh research integration temporary educational purpose integrated research the research project uh projects that act wait the research projects at activate assembly summons geo visualization and damage normalization will be activated temporarily for the duration of the manager's education these functions will be properly activated once the requisite research is complete sure please proceed selected yeah sure it's like i can do anything else mob do you recall how you awarded lob for your skill during management you can see your skill for the tutorial ma'am you can see the total amount of lob you have garnered here for this part of my instruction i'll show you how to spend some of your lob to hire new agents and how to deploy them let's begin by hiring some new agents try pressing the hire button well i don't know if i can uh damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it got it here you can view the information and appearance of your soon to be new hire you can adjust their virtues by clicking on the arrows next to each one if for example if you desire to hire an agent with more hp you could increase their fortitude let's try that right now sure yeah sure whatever ma'am um what am i doing that was a very tiny thing the hardest part of the game clicking the higher button i know who then why they put the final boss at the beginning of the game as you increase the virtue levels of an agent before hiring them the amount of lob required will increase as well the higher the values the more lob they will cost cost you may need to consider thoroughly how much lob you are willing to spend on just one agent as well as how much you will have afterwards before finalizing your decision once you've finished adjusting your new agent to how you want them to be you can press the higher button again to finalize the procedure please do so now oh damn it again phase two got the agent you are customizing has just been hired how about we take a look at their information again please click on the agent jensen amicable newbie adjusting yeah right just [Music] you're not quite what i want you to be let's just beef you up a little bit slap you around to increase your sanity just like we viewed their information during management the information about your agents will be displayed here just the same if you think your agent could utilize some strengthening in one of their virtues you can do so by fortifying them please click on the strength and employee button sure i vote for not changing names there's a that's uh that's a channel point thing if you want me to name someone you just have to spend the channel points exactly we adjusted the virtues during hiring you can adjust them here by pressing the arrows next to each one please remember that as a state of prior it will cost additional log to do so try augmenting prudence by one level i can't do it now obviously but come come the time we hire a new agent you can do uh you can spend some channel points to give me a name now to finish the fortification please press confirm sure it seems your new employee is ready to be deployed could you say my new deployee or employed that's just a word that's not even that's not even punished a word let's do so by clicking and dragging the agent with the primary mouse button over to the control team yep sure here you go jansen noah finn and johnson oh thanks for the hydrate shark water time thank you i do have tea i'm waiting for it to cool down i woke up with this really nasty cough this morning which makes me concerned hey pan glad you're awake uh it's doing me a heck of concern i got another i had to get another covet test yesterday because someone else in my workplace tested positive again so i'm working from home for the next couple of days but i am uh concerned because i woke up with a really nasty cough this morning so uh what the [ __ ] was it well done now to give them some equipment if you recall we extracted some ego equipment from the abnormality yesterday we can give that to our employees to view it please press the ego list button sure currently displayed in the list of available ego weapons and their with their information no please not yet right now click on one of your agents in the list to the right now click on one of your agents in the list to the right to select them uh johnson amicable employee now assign an ego weapon to your selected agent by clicking one of the empty slots here continuing on let us look at hey you know what pan that's that's sometimes that's good enough please click on the ego suit tab oh here okay some some of these are not really well like highlighted just as before you're going to say yeah got it please take a moment to test equipping more chicksy conviction stable and participate hopefully how are you now please take a moment to test equipping other employees with both ego weapons and ego suits sure finn oh look at finn oh look at finn i feel like i'm going to leave noah with the base one because i don't want to have them all have the same stuff i feel like that's a bad idea all right or do i need to actually gosh dang it i don't want to give him all the same stuff that seems like an awful idea all right fine oh a suave newbie oh noah so suave excellent work we should head to the deployment screen please exit the list close got it it appears there is a mission of waiting for you today it is not necessary to clear every mission you have immediately but it is recommended to handle them soon so that you will be able to conduct research the following day one last thing if you have any further occurrence oh i'm sorry dixie if you have any further questions involving the management process or deployment you can always view review the mail or the manual by clicking this button on top of the man i can't [ __ ] read today by clicking this button on top the manual can also be open any time by pressing the f1 key next i will briefly explain to you how to deal with emergency situations that may arise while you're managing the abnormalities when you're ready please begin the next day of management yes please the name generator doppel you can use your channel points and when we're hiring uh new employees you can give them a name so like whenever we go to hire a new employee uh i'll wait a second and whoever donates it first i guess maybe i should change something hang on let me change something real quick i just realized that that could cause issues and this [ __ ] speech detect isn't working not even named after you just name them whatever you want just make sure you name them something appropriate i will i will [ __ ] time you out if you do something uh naughty all right hang on um let's see where the heck is it name generator let's edit that um down time uh i guess we'll do we'll do you know we'll do one minute um that way it's not like everyone dumps it at one time kind of a thing uh i think that'll work i hope that'll work so now it has a one minute uh uh cooldown so hopefully we don't run into an issue where like everyone renames it and i have a [ __ ] uh list of things to then go back and look over oh yeah i got rid of the tabletop ones uh they really just didn't fit with anything going on uh gab i just kind of got rid of them because i was like you know this this doesn't this isn't helping and the few times it's gone i've done i have not been good at it so i was like you know what [ __ ] it we're just gonna we're just gonna change it okay is that pitch appropriate ah i think that's fine it's mostly like slurs or like a [ __ ] that's about it really like that's what i won't allow let's see uh allow me to explain how a manager should deal with emergency situations the number displayed here is a clief counter where oh there right it's behind my chat thing uh it will decrease if you happen to violate the managerial guidelines shown in the abnormalities encyclopedia or fail to avert a cliff meltdown in time so now you must be wondering what happens when the clay falls counter drops to zero no shall we find out angela please let the containment unit in order agents perform repression work um sure let's see amicable newbie attentive newbie camille you are my you are my employees who the hell are you um attentive amicable attentive oh river's cute uh paulinus paulinus over here [ __ ] me let's see what does repression uh use [ __ ] i don't know worked out you you have a slower work time so let's go let's go with camille camille is a man's name girl paulinus all right camille do y'all like that sweet gundam reference i mean that's what it's asking me to do so i just need to just need to do the work and then this [ __ ] is gonna [ __ ] reach containment huh oh here we go oh there we go oh here we just paul linus epsilon one that is not an okay face that's terrifying when an abnormality cliff counter reaches zero they will either escape or use a special ability such things things can lead to rather inconvenient situations this particular abnormality happens to escape our agents cannot work with what that's not a that's not a sentence our ages cannot work with it while it is escaping so we need to suppress it please click on the escape to abnormality aftermath conflict this is what i was talking about like there's a there's a type advantage thing abnormalities have uh can [ __ ] abnormalities can inflict four different damage types red which decreases hp white which decreases sanity black which decreases both hp and sp and pale which decreases health hp by a percentage based on the target's maximum hp agents equipped with ego can also utilize one of these four damage types furthermore abnormalities have a set of defense oh maybe it's not so much that it's uh well maybe it is i don't know furthermore abnormalities have a set of defenses for each for these damage types some forms of attack may be weak but others could be fatal you can suppress an abnormality more effectively when you're effectively when your agents attack using the damage types and abnormality is weak against this abnormality deals red damage and is weak to white damage how convenient that our agents are all equipped with ego suits which resist red and ego weapons that deal white damage one other thing if an agency is using an ego weapon whose grade is higher than the abnormalities risk level fuji oh [ __ ] sake really oh great i'm gonna have to remember [ __ ] like the different like [ __ ] danger levels aeg death is greater than zayn they will deal more damage to the abnormality and take less damage as well in our current situation the ego's grade egos grade later shark have a good dinner uh grade and abnormalities risk level are the same 10 equals 10 so this does not apply uh more or less uh sanjay scarlett more or less honestly it's this game is heavily inspired by uh scp lore so it is gonna be very similar at least i uh hope teth is better than zayn a super saiyan when suppression ui is on display you can take note of what uh eg oh each agent 682 well if we get 682 i'm [ __ ] there's no way i'd be able to contain 682. uh you can take note of what ego each agent has been equipped with before sending them into combat hovering your mouse over an agent will also allow you to check up on their defenses now please on please click on an agent to begin suppressing or escaped abnormality all right uh hey uh camille a few cute little pigtail things um okay there we go what happened over here you just [ __ ] pass out are you okay whoops that's not what i wanted to do oh what the hell i just hit but i just said it coming face to face oh it lightens up when i hover coming face to face with an abnormality especially so when it is on the loose can be quite shocking and frightening for your employees just like when an agent enters a containment unit they may receive fear damage if the risk level of the abnormality is high while the agent's level is low it will cause a heavier strain on their mind and lower a larger larger portion of their sp epsilon one are you okay you gonna go bonk it yep oh oh it appears this abnormality is a bit too strong for just one agent to suppress ah this is a good time to remind you that if an agent dies the ego they were assigned will be lost as well now let's order the rest of the employees to help suppress this anomaly please select the other two agents by clicking and dragging on them with the primary mouse oh oh got it like this next click on the automatic with the secondary right okay that's what immediately order them to suppress it please be aware that you can actually deselect the agent during this process it is much safer easier as well to give your orders when you pause you can pause the flow time by pressing the icon at the lower left or pressing down on the spacebook pressing down on the spacebar of your keyboard okay there we go are you okay calm i can't wait for that to turn to panic oh that's fair topple you [ __ ] killed him dude you killed him you've done well handling the situation let's move our employees back to the main room of their department please select all of them by clicking and dragging with the primary mouse yep when with them selected use the second amount to click on the main room it's more than that they can also use what you've learned here to have them wait on standby and other locations such as hallways and other departments oh boy yeah are you okay doppel i think engine presence that's so bizarre neither raw are you okay camille i think camille's not okay i saw my dead colleague yesterday we had a nice dinner coffee together he seemed to be doing just fine i might visit him soon jeezy peace oh camille has been thrown into a panic oh yeah panic panic when an employee sanity falls to zero they will panic a panicked employee with the [ __ ] size i'd go up i'd lose it immediately [ __ ] there's a notification up there too son son of [ __ ] hang on hang on working on it working on it hang on hang on there's notifications up here now too let's just slide on down here i think that's okay hopefully all right kyle what's up man sorry playing tarkov how'd that go when employee sanity falls to zero they will panic i found an employee oh [ __ ] all right if you want to learn more about this boy hang on what's the difference behavior depending on their highest virtue uh if you wish to learn more about this please refer to the section employee panic in the manager's manual now please click on the currently panicking employee with the primary mouse button and execute them agents can be recovered from their panic when their sps are stored completely 100 sp can be restored with white or black ego weapons conveniently all our current agents are equipped with ego that deal white damage please select all available agents and order them to suppress the panic deployment [ __ ] suppress camille just bonk camille oh that's that's fair fan he died a lot that's fair that's that's how it seems to be like how tarkov works from the little bit i know about it that was excellent uh truly well done if you ever happen to fall into a situation you would wish to redo such as turning back time to avoid death of an agent you can do it by pressing escape and clicking the rewind to memory to rewind to memory repository button or by clicking retry when you choose my repository you'll go back to the most recent imprinted day free trial on the other hand will start at the current day's deployment okay lastly let's call our agents back to the main room of their department you can of course do this by selecting them all and maybe moving them however excuse me there's an even easier manner next the regenerator gauge of each department is a recall button you can use this to summon all your aesthetics back to the respective home department's main room do they treat doing so here you should go broke oh that's fair man god that game looks brutal and sounds brutal like the little bit i know about it because i know like a buddy of mine here played it a lot i don't know if he still does but he used to play it a lot this concludes our basic manager training and education if any questions or concerns happen to cross your mind while you're on the job you can always refer to the manual by pressing f1 or by opening it from the escapement lastly there will be tooltips that appear if you mouse over the various interfaces and wait a moment i wish you good luck in lasting health at lobotomy corporation manager thanks angela i can't wait to really just [ __ ] this all up all right oh thanks trixie uh not i doppel i will probably not play it because i'm a huge baby and do not play horror games and the only thing i know about it is everyone losing their collective [ __ ] over the sexy 12 foot tall vampire lady then the heart is fps game that's interesting i mean to be fair it seems very much like it's meant to be that kind of game like let me [ __ ] you would know better than me you and brady both know better than me i don't know i thought about maybe trying it but i've got i've got i'm too busy playing battleborn right now starting the game with the current abnormality observation sure yeah why not i don't know what i'm doing she's just so she's so cute i love her design okay it feeds on the evil that seeps out during conversations between people that's ominous i don't like that i don't like that one ding dang bit hello x hi angela i give you a warm welcome to lobotomy corporation but thanks i'm sure nothing will go wrong i am angela your advisor and secretary my role as an ai is to assist you in adjusting to your new workplace so please have no worry in speaking with me or asking any questions i'll say uh osborne at that fair doppel even an ai can have a nice name did you know that well yeah of course i really wish i could hide the the thing i want to get like a screenshot of her so i can use it for the thumbnail because she's so cute i was born from one of the wings of the world is that a cult it signifies that i am one of the best to exist in this age i know what you must be thinking your eyes show that you think i look too human to be an ai am i wrong however there is a great difference between us i am bound here i cannot go wherever i please like you do i may be able to operate the systems of this corporation to open a door or prepare a cup of coffee for you but i cannot take a step outside of this building to bask in the sunlight or feel the gentle breeze now in regards to my appearance as you can see the color of my hair is that of the morning sky after a light shower the tone and shape of my voice is taken from the wisest person in the world lastly my face is picturesque of the person who are the most beautiful smile music stopped a lot of good music stops don't worry that was a joke there can be no such person on this earth my appearance was assigned to it with attractiveness to the largest number of people possible in mind well it's [ __ ] succeeded if the warehouse is pleasing to your eye then i am working as intended moving on artificial intelligence is much more efficient in comparison to humans in terms of multitasking i am the best in a majority of work fields i am able to handle the work of several dozen people at once i'm certain many people have lost their jobs because of me it's such a shame shane's super cool my wife and material together well enough with introductions is there anything that you would like to know oh i get to [ __ ] choose things tell me about yourself how should i describe this in layman's terms i heard that it took an enormous amount of time and effort to create me i'm not gonna i'm gonna leave that one alone all kinds of new algorithms and features were developed describing a new chapter in the history of artificial intelligence and i serve the company in search of a solution we happen to stumble upon mysterious beings whom we dubbed abnormalities then we figured out that energy could be harvested from these abnormalities via a special method torture well ais as a concept have become so commonplace that they are seen as in use everywhere in this day and age i am quite different in comparison to the rest of the pack that is i can close i can closely imitate human emotions this is not a simple task as emotion is a highly sophisticated originally biological system that is substantially more unpredictable and complex than any other along with other functions at my disposal i will be your perfect partner you have you have joined the company at an opportune moment by the way lobotomy corporation is always looking for ways to improve its harvesting processes processes our systems are continually updated to support this i'm [ __ ] the same trixie speaking of which there was a new update at the system right before you arrived that means the working conditions have been improved upon compared to those of your predecessors think of it as a small welcoming gift best of luck for us i was about to mention you you don't understand the concept of patience do you i was just about to mention you right oh pardon my manners manager i was talking to one of the other ais that work here i should introduce her to you our facility is a huge one and even i would have trouble managing it on my own so someone determined there should be an ai to assume head control of each department if i were to be considered this a cerebrum they would become they would be the cerebellum doing the brock thing fair scarlet naturally of course i should be your most trustworthy incapable companion among all the eyes well then shall we greet her now sure you can hear rush footsteps from behind hello god they're all cute oh no manager [ __ ] what kind of voice do you have [Laughter] manager manager i arrive just on time right the time is only about one minute late well i guess it still counts as on time congratulations on joining the bottom corporation manager i do not want to disturb this touching moment mel couth but every second counts on the bottom of corporation uh the body corp please make your introduction as brief as possible and go prepare for the meeting seems miss angela isn't in a good mood today but hey at least the other uh sephirot oh no why do i hear boss music i'm looking forward to meeting you interesting oh i'm sorry gab thanks for stopping by have a good one thanks for hanging out for a little bit well maybe not all of them oh where are my manners my name is mal couth i'm in charge of the control team that's fair topic security is a lot of fun since we're the control team we have a great deal of responsibility i'll try my best to help you by improving the basic functions of this facility manager i'm sure you're a bit nervous right now no i'm [ __ ] pretty chill takes a bit of time to get used to things around here i know from experience but don't worry i'll be sure to help you i am um not exactly the best at everything i used to be a problem sephirah you know i would sew buttons onto a shirt in the wrong direction or add salt instead of sugar to food but still you can do it just like i managed to i'm sure you will succeed uh manager i'll give you an easy task since it's your first day here i wish you the best of luck i can't take it anymore manager you're in there right i have to get out of here please i know you're capable of it you're the manager you're not the same as the rest of us you can do anything why do you want to quit don't you like working here in the control team every day here is a delight for me it's so horrible i can't take it anymore i'll go insane nothing here is normal oh boy do you really think you can't handle it please i don't want to be here let me out of here please manager even though you're the head of this facility that employee belongs to my department so i believe i can take care of this let me handle this please i should intervene then please keep this in mind manager once they say they can't handle it they are no longer part of my control team the control team is on top of all the sephirot just like the central nervous system of a human being if we go down it's only a matter of time until everyone else goes down too this sounds like a threat balco at first it was hard for me to get used to used to as well but i worked really really hard so please don't say something as meaningless as you can't handle it permission you can do this malcov manager please make sure to remember that your primary goal is harvesting energy from the abnormalities in order to harvest energy you need to work on them it is the most basic yet important task we have here at the corporation please don't let me doubt i know you can do it go complete three word processes with the uh abnormalities um oh openable sure hella mandarin each day you need to expand one department are you ready to open up the control uh department and begin managing abnormalities sure well but first get the treat tulip you want a cookie baby i can't really zoom in because the camera is all wonky now but you might be able to get a little bit of tulip where'd you go over here oh you can kind of see her punch one point once crunch crunch crunch good girl good girl yes it's a good girl you get a cookie you got a cookie you should you're good all right that's it for now just the one sure yeah why not is saving up just for that well she thanks you tulip tulip thanks you doppel [ __ ] can't speak properly can't read the day memory repository imprinted wonderful all right we can maybe hire some employees how much loud do i have i have two lob well maxwell's gotta stay so let's hire a new i agent i can change your name hang on maybe maybe i'm not sure hang on hang on hang on before before anybody spends anything let me look up how to change a name let's see la batmo [Music] rename workers name change appearance including that i might not have that unlocked yet uh perhaps i'm not sure customized appearance oh wait here we go okay all right who wants to rename a [ __ ] this character that looks like she's from uh uh assassination classroom can't think of her name you got 30 seconds that [ __ ] all right i wonder if it'll even allow spaces uh it certainly will there we go let's see we're gonna give you some blue hair oh yeah there we go there we go that's terrifying oh there's a lot to this holy cow okay well i don't know what these look like there we go that's there we go love it all right let's hire that [ __ ] all right no more lob i've only got the two then it's worth it it's worth it oh let's see what's my eagle list i don't have i got jack [ __ ] is what i've got all right uh i have none whoops why did i click out oh wait what the heck is this hang on what are you doing there we go okay let's close this um i guess we're gonna begin this so we have maxwell and that [ __ ] okay you got more hp maxwell's got more sp okay how absolutely insane she looks i love it can we strengthen that [ __ ] oh no i have no lob never mind all right let's begin management all right let's see what we've got what do we got what do we got oh that is not okay what in [ __ ] name is that thing uh that thing is absolutely terrifying what the [ __ ] is that okay let's see um that [ __ ] is unaged all right well i guess um i don't know anything about it i guess let's do an insight on it um let's see who has more sanity um maxwell does let's toss maxwell in there i don't know i [ __ ] i don't know what i'm doing that that [ __ ] over here look at her she's so mad [Music] all right how's it going and maybe i'm best to send an honest employee to ten okay so i need to have an honest employee do i have an honest i don't have any honest awaits humanity's this is terrifying and reveres it maxwell don't you dare start worshiping this thing i can believe the type of oath is okay one of those who just see themselves can live truly happy lives ignorance is blissed bliss um hmm that's uh frightening that was very scary actually um let's see f1 no how do i hang on this is fine yeah green sheet i'm up i'm terrified uh let's see process basic information i'm trying to base controls yeah i got to go my phone is dying oh thanks for stopping by panda there's alma have a good one how do i turn on thing again do i need to finish this first what am i doing oh here we go here we go here we go uh i only have seven um let's buy this first uh zero three zero three will restore the employee's mental state when the work result is good paul linus who received this benediction commented that it felt refreshing oh good okay let's send how are you doing maxwell let's send maxwell back in again it didn't like it didn't er it wasn't different to insight so let's try instinct maybe um all right maxwell you go in there have a have a fun time with oh 303 i don't really know what's going to happen here maybe i should have sent that [ __ ] in actually an honest employee well i don't have an honest employee i have a stuffy and i have lazy mentioning the click's teeth there's nothing to worry about so many reviews max well i swear if you start worshiping this thing i'm gonna [ __ ] lose it if i fail to enlist response from 03 okay so i'm going to just uh to just once forgive an act of evil as long as the intentions behind or pure okay so that didn't go well at this point exactly oh well thanks okay well let's let's look at the basic information though ah that's very scary actually holy [ __ ] what is this um one sin and hundreds of good deeds okay it does damn it it does 10 damage outcome range is your three okay okay okay so instinct didn't really work with it maxwell you wanted to okay it does white cremation it does white work damage um i guess let's do an it's inside again i don't know maxwell get in there i want you to i want you to be super sane maxwell i fear i'm so afraid because i don't know what i'm doing calm uh man pause effects on really depending really interesting amazing quickest tv is nothing to worry about hmm oh good once in a hundreds of good deeds is your punisher i'd love it max the federalist response once in a hundred's good deeds oh god come on brady it's panicking inside didn't breathe that'd be great so collection and rally man can we put on hold for now if i read this moment i don't know what she said just complete it okay yeah sure why not you know everyone's alive from undertale is it supposed to be a reference okay okay maxwell did great maxwell [ __ ] is saying as [ __ ] now love it uh sure yeah moving the next day i i don't know what i'm doing i don't know what i'm doing somewhere in the distance you can hear seagulls uh she was so talkative before yet in the end loneliness was the only listener or however the curse continues eternally never broken these all sound awful let's try let's try you face the fear build the future that is the model of our founder the one whom we refer to as a tell me if you had to choose one what part of the model do you prefer face the fear build the future build the future the future is inevitable but ever undecided one may simply lie atop the sand of the future or they may shape it with purpose lobotomy corporation is an innovative company the harvesting technologies we have discovered are such a please excuse my lack of vocabulary it's simply remarkable these technologies could be the salvation of mankind with these we will we will mold the future creating new paths excuse me there was a bit of a confusion last time wasn't there usually i am in charge of the security of your office however it seems that i failed to pay close enough attention to the sephora meeting room i heard that a control team employee has resigned from the corporation executed more like it good job you do know what it means to resign here in the company don't you i'll take that as a no i do sometimes miscalculate what information i should deliver to you and what i shouldn't some aspects of our company that i considered natural and obvious may come as quite a shock to you we have a variety of roles here it's like a well-structured play every actor has a role and they must be faithful to their part without any error synergizing with each other right now i'm gonna get my tea ready i'm losing a fight with my tea bag i can't get it undone there we go [ __ ] all right i mostly just didn't want to clink the glass right in the mic but the tea bag like wrapped itself so i couldn't get it undone so yes stop all the food was fighting me making minecraft one of my friends oh that's awesome jixy that's fun and the mural the back is some sort of magic system i don't know the horizon of eternity is what it looks like that's what it says up here i don't [ __ ] know now imagine that one of the actors decides to leave the stage because they didn't like their role the actor should have played their predetermined part the predetermined time before making their exit stage left but to leave the stage without fulfilling their part means that the life of the role and its actor are unfinished are finished that is what we mean when we say someone resigns great job manager you did exactly what i asked of you i knew you could do it you'll never guess how much i rooted for you back there thanks was uh [ __ ] to brag about as for me the day went all right we covered a joint emergency protocol drill for my team not a single dropout injury everyone did a good job not to say that was perfect though by the way manager have you seen something creepier than the abnormalities those entities that wander the facility unable to be contained and sometimes they manifest themselves in the corridors [ __ ] what i'm sorry wait what the drills do uh do no good when you counter them since we don't have enough data on them so we always have to stay alert no matter how meticulous our plan is we can't control the unknown the music stopped i don't like when the music stops sometimes when i encounter them i get a strange feeling it's not like fear or anything some other sensation strange isn't it i feel nauseous like something within me is palpitating out of control and it feels like i'm no longer myself how could i describe it like something's wriggling inside of me little by little ah your job isn't just to keep the abnormalities in control you need to make sure that they're happy so they'll produce as many pe boxes as they can please work hard on this everything else should be secondary to that objective complete forward processes with a good result oh [ __ ] good day manager would like to expand the control department sure very normal thank you malcoth right sure why not [ __ ] it i can't buy anything else yes ligma oh what i got the tt2 protocol game speed acceleration you can accelerate the flow time during management by the two times using the tt2 acceleration protocol uh joint command permits you to give cross-divisional work or speed departments oh interesting our assembly summons recall scattered agents to their home department main room uh beepers will be provided as the asians so they can be notified to return to their home department [ __ ] i don't know i guess let's do assembly summons that sounds like a good idea sure just an emergency recall button all right we can buy uh two people and we can customize one all right so what do we name in this this fancy fancy person here wait oh my goodness i can give them different hair oh that's cute i gotta spin them channel points and we've got 250 channel points i'll just customize it real quick let's give her let's give her like yeah like forest green hair spin hole in the tree sorry doppel ah let's go that green oh whoa let's go with a woo and let's give her some random panic eyes let's give her let's give her that there seven panic eyebrows those panic eyebrows nico for doppelgan all right nico it is oh there we go there's the awoo [Laughter] all right we got nico uh we're gonna hire one more um we're not gonna customize them though because i can't noah um don't have enough for this so i guess that's that's that we have maxwell that [ __ ] nico and noah who do we have timid stuffy lazy and stuffy [ __ ] well [ __ ] uh okay what do we have here um let's pause for a second all right well we know let's see let's take um we know maxwell like this thing's okay with um that [ __ ] maxwell you're gonna work on sanity with uh one sin and hundreds of good deeds and twelve is absolutely terrifying um okay so she was lonely so let's attachment maybe that seems like a good idea let's send nikko to work over there huh let's send niko to work on with uh with 12. things wandering the [ __ ] corridors what was that what was that about all right maxwell's working with uh with one sin what's 12 got to does say say anything the stillness that encroaches upon the room is broken by the horrible creaking of the rocking chair it's a non-smiling trophy she does she does look like [ __ ] troll face and once fascinated people but after a long time a curse has seeped into her tails that's absolutely awful this is going well look at this is going very well over here how's uh how's one sin doing oh not great not great that doesn't need to look they'll know what's gonna happen this is going very well though there you go nico leaves the unit after finishing up their work the solitude their place their styles 12 stories uh there's something that's exactly half energy it's formless okay cool but i need to comp i need to finish oh boy i don't really have any way to really all right well let's get the basic information on oh that's awful that is absolutely awful that is horrifying old lady she's teth level so she's stronger than one sin she has white work damage also isn't that a bummer all right well let's see we gotta wait a few seconds i don't have anybody good for one sin like attachment works great for oh nico sandy went down maybe i'll send that [ __ ] maybe i shouldn't send that [ __ ] to hang out with but you know what [ __ ] it let's send let's send let's send let's send uh let's send nico nico's gonna be like our attachment buddy and [ __ ] we're sending uh well you want people to like worship you would attachment work for you too let's do insight with maxwell again i don't know if that's a good idea but we're gonna go with it let me go they're so cute look at her look look at them yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup all right this is what y'all were made for uh how do i do this again [ __ ] hang on i thought i thought i right clicked on this then i right clicked on this although i need to wait for them to be done okay how's nico doing and talk with the old lady okay okay not too bad not too bad okay hang on okay god let's see we need to repress right well maxwell's well maxwell's taking some standing damage i should actually probably level up that [ __ ] a bit uh that [ __ ] will be our repressor that seems like a good idea right probably not how's the old lady doing the old lady's doing okay uh okay i finally take a break okay but i didn't finish my mission i didn't finish my mission okay old lady how much do i have i have 11. um i can't unlock an uh ego weapon if i wanted to she has so many managerial guides oh no um oh wait [ __ ] hang on i do i shut up i don't i can't unlock that escape information piss um oh that's fair pan that's a good point um okay hang on penitence hat [ __ ] let's see escape do i need to do on escape information first let's do escape information first oh hello ego suit sure that takes ten to make this thing oh my good hot damn that's why the other managerial guides for this thing after maximum pe box was produced with one sin and hundreds of good deeds it restored the mental health of every employee in the department oh that's cool um you know let's just do all this oh it looks attachment work it does like attachment work oh okay okay okay this is an unescaping entity really i guess maybe because it hasn't escaped yet i don't know deleting memories this is fun i really like this this is cool uh let's see with good work results yeah i need to still get more good work results um attachment kind of worked here let's send nico in nico's just our attachment consultant uh yeah that [ __ ] is going to be our repression stuff oh yeah let's let's we can do that let's see admiral story oh my goodness oh my goodness all right let's look at let's look at one sin and hundreds of good deeds a silent abnormality that understands the conflict between good and evil it's empty eye sockets stare at all those who encounter it a giant skull is attached to a cross it wears a crown of thorns it floats about 2 meters above the ground while its appearance is bizarre it is rare to record an incident of violence against employees involving this abnormality it feeds on the evil that seeps out during conversations between people the assigned employee must kneel before it standing appears to be acceptable and present their evil by confessing their sins to it the way it feeds unknown exit from experimental records we have catalogued the sins of a person can commit into three levels level one a small liar action that either goes unnoticed or can be shared in jest level 2 sins that are more serious and only shared between the closest of friends level 3 sin so profound they cannot be shared with anyone these will be taken to the grave employee redacted had been assigned to confess a level 1 sin energy production via the abnormality increased by 12 percent employee redacted was assigned to confess a level 2 sin every energy or energy production via the abnormality increased by 15 we assign employee redacted to confess a level 3 sit one minute and 48 seconds after the employee was sent in a bright flash of light was seen the light was so bright that it could be seen outside of the containment unit immediately following the light there was a facility-wide power outage the phenomena lasted for two hours employee redacted lost six years of their memory further experiments were more cancelled scientific ethics decree that all footage of those who participated in the experiment is to be kept sealed however the incident left us no choice but to review the footage of the containment unit employee redacted hey brady what's up what's up uh eight months oh yeah man thanks man thanks for the reset how are you doing today man uh employee retracted this happened during redacted at around 4pm anyways there was a railway about 20 minutes from my house some of my good friends and i decided to dress as forest animals one of us chose to go as a deer it was a crude costume it could hardly be called one to be honest just a pair of clumsily made antlers and a dark outfit with some deer-like spots on it omitted i don't know how our dear friend wandered into the woods we didn't even notice he was missing for maybe an hour we searched for him and finally found him in some bushes we called out his name and uh and i'm not sure if it was from relief of finally finding us or what he started sprinting or what but he started spreading towards us and that's when we heard it heard it the gunshots a bang bang bang when it came to my senses i saw his blood splattered all the way to my feet after that not one of us dressed up as an animal ever again that's all by the way is this really supposed to be work observation log number 4 under underscore 435 its eye sockets are empty it is a skull after all but i doubt it's blind it certainly has its gaze fixed on me and i can somehow feel that it's listening to me confessing to it as does light in my heart admittedly afterwards we investigated the incident in the employee's hometown to get a better picture we learned that a boy named justin was shot and killed in a deer costume by hunters during hunting season unlike the employee's confession justin was repeatedly bullied by other kids witnesses said they heard the kids shout run justin run right before the gunshot after the incident the kids at the scene moved out of town and deer hunting was banned in the area doing well if you're getting wrecking dark up that's that's fair wow what an upsetting story how's the old woman doing okay oh um let's work here again attachment works best so let's send nico in nico's our consultant um can i unlock anything for you oh i'll have all viewers unlock it so hang on i don't know the details i have 22 holy [ __ ] snacks um i actually want to look at the insight work list for this thing what does it like most it likes attachment work of course it does managerial guidelines and two uh when an abnormality other than old lady was worked with the cliff off counter lowered interesting when the clyde fought counter reached zero black shaped formed inside the containment unit we decided to dub these shapes solitude based on the condition in which they form oh fun good so wait does that mean if i work with well no but niko did a great job way to go niko niko's doing great so yeah she likes attachment work um i guess let's send nico in here also where he says hi time58 yeah really no point in working with um one sin right now because i just need to i'm working on niko's uh attachment the students that encourage us upon the room is broken the horrible creek in the rocking chair yeah well uh her stories are poisonous things they infiltrate all those who surround and listen leading them into an unbearable world fun nico i need you to do better old lady doesn't need to look an ego they'll look at her once she begins storytelling anyhow i don't know i'm going to get good one out of this grandma's just lonely she is just lonely plastic but she summons dark tendrils and that's terrifying i don't think a good one i think we get a neutral one here one two three four five six seven eight yeah damn it damn it all right well i'm afraid i'm afraid to go back and do that because i think we get another [ __ ] escape thing and it's not going to go well you know what fair point i am afraid to do this but i'm gonna oh also hang on let's wait for nico's sanity to go back up uh wait i can unlock more for old lady i have eight huh it's just replaced your work oh interesting neat uh let's just get the last two managerial guidelines here a gun just a straight up [ __ ] gun because it's 30 to make cheesy pete's when the clay falls counter reach when the solitude piled up it stuck to gustafsson when they entered the containment unit that's sergey had to deal with continuous white damage until the salt eventually fell off until it was gone they could not move or do any work oh jeezy pete so like i need to keep it above one or above zero oh oh my goodness really hang on when that other old day was worked with the cliff counter lowered so should i work with one sin again and maybe it'll go down instead of go up is that what that means i don't [ __ ] [ __ ] know man oh what i'm doing grandma what a big gun you have no i'm just happy to see you yep nope that's what i was afraid of that's what i was afraid of that's what i was afraid of so we'll finish this up then we'll send that [ __ ] in to repress and we should be good then nico you're really dropping the ball here yeah you [ __ ] really okay repress that [ __ ] get in there they really are plastic it's kind of driving me insane okay i have two is that [ __ ] doing her work yep maybe the repression will get a good one though can you get a good one on repression like can you get can you score well with repression uh work i thought i'm [ __ ] going to those i need an eight i can't get it anymore i got a neutral damn it now i have 27 at least so i can buy some more stuff for um old lady like my escape information i cannot buy her escape information i have two oh it's individual oh i get you oh that's how that works okay let's buy these then while i'm here nico best boy that's how that works well i can get those then okay so okay okay maybe i just say [ __ ] it oh hey that [ __ ] got the got the [ __ ] thorn crowd i'm gonna have to at this point try attachment old lady or girlfriend i'm gonna have to honestly let's see let's send nico over here to attach the old lady and noah hasn't worked yet let's send noah to do attachment also why not let's see if they get good man that [ __ ] got got a gift from [ __ ] one sin that's radical what is what does that do again penitence hat sp plus two or success rate plus ten percent with the corresponding abnormality oh oh [ __ ] she's gonna be great for repressing once and then that makes it such a good name you have you can thank uh [ __ ] who named that [ __ ] okay okay well we might get a couple of good ones here actually no yeah maybe only takes a minute to get through oh hell yeah hell yeah cool we got 10 from that so i can manufacture another ego suit actually i think it was chixy too i thought it was trixie i couldn't remember uh pan thank you cool we finished our mission we're getting a good one here too hell yeah nico's great nico's niko's such a pal niko's such a friend look at that [ __ ] got 11 11 boxes for that i gotta unlock the escape information maximum cliff off counter four hell yeah all right cool well let's finish that day look at that nico loves her grandma that is basically nico's grandma there let's see her tempura went up a lot holy [ __ ] nico's nico's gonna be the one we use like this is my plan i want them to be kind of specialized in everything so like maxwell's uh the [ __ ] sanity insights that [ __ ] is gonna be repression and nico's gonna be attachment i would like noah to be in uh instinct but that's kind of i haven't quite gotten there yet i am really liking this game this is really cool actually i'm really enjoying this all right however the curse continues eternally right this is a recording of the day we must never forget that's terrifying what's really pitiful is people like you dying to the likes of me oh hey you know what i can do you know what i can do i don't know why i think of this before makes you want to play it's it's good i'm really enjoying it let's see need that real quick let's see manage create new poll question one which which box uh what are they f-02-44 f-02-44 t-06 that's 27. or t o 1-54 duration two minutes f i don't think we'll have any minutes we'll go with a minute start pull all right there's a poll up there we go y'all get the vote on that i think i think that's how this works i'm not sure that this is my first time i've run a poll on stream i don't know how this works honestly one of these have noticed complete garbage while the other two are really nice for the game oh well great plastic this game that's fair i didn't learn about this until i watched ina play like the first 50 like the tutorial uh in a nice on youtube um and that's what inspired me to want to play this so what's the result okay don't [ __ ] do that please what do we got t0627 t0627 all right we'll go to t0627 then t0627 this is a recording of the day we must never forget what's going on she played it i was like this is too perfect from the little bit i knew about it and researching i was like oh of course ana played it greetings manager it marks three days now that you have worked here the number three is a mysterious one is it in age-old fables it is common for mysterious entity to appear and tell the protagonist to utter three wishes sadly i am not a mage or billionaire that can grant your wishes oh they're making a sequel oh that's radical however i do happen to know what your predecessors wished for there are many aspirations common among them was a seeking of some kind of growth a deck building rpg okay well i'm i've getting kind of in the deck builders i love slay the spire i want to try monster train and there's another one on steam that i want to try but i can't remember what it's called it's like a deck builder but it's like a [ __ ] you like have a board that you play on too and you move around i can't remember what it's called but it looks really cool to lead the company to prosperity to achieve spiritual maturity you name it each had wanted uh to flower in a different way which of those two would you want um i wish to the company for prosper i wish to mature my spirits come to think of it there was another manager who gave me such an answer as you know spiritual is a rather obsolete term in today's world so i asked them for the definition of spirit then that manager told me sounds amazing imagine a man as a deck builder i know like the uh arkham horror card game i really want to try that because i think my wife and i would have a lot of fun with it library of rowena but it doesn't spoil the [ __ ] of this game oh but it does spoil okay probably okay yeah i'll avoid that then then the manager told me well i unfortunately do not recall the details of that conversation even an ai cannot store every bit of data unnecessary information should be deleted for smooth operation so you may be asking yourself if your predecessors managed to fulfill their wish i suppose it happened to the others is not important after all i do promise to cheer you on for the journey to your final goal though oh thanks angela you did it again you did it flawlessly too i myself have a lot of work to do their designs are so cute i love them if you look at my notebook my to-do list is always so full but i know i can get through it i should do my best like i always have i know i'm slower than the others i always have to check my list or i'll miss something important that's why i have this notebook with me at all all the time can't leave my mistakes you know any mistakes you know i've been caring for so long it's almost worn out it's been with me ever since i began working here as a sephirah of the control team i know lady angela worries about me from time to time but i've got everything under control i feel like this is the kind of life i've been yearning for ever since a long before ever since a long long time ago what he's just a fan of nico and that [ __ ] mad let's make your fridge consume more energy really huh that sounds like an urban myth that sounds like a legend that's uh that doesn't sound real not about your mom but that doesn't sound real maybe even before i was capable of thinking oh good the music stopped again love it it feels as if i wished for the same thing before in some other place that wasn't the control team maliku please finish the report i requested by the end of today sure thing boss i've got it right here on my list i'll have it turned in by the end of the day well i should get going it's a pleasure talking to you manager the ai's here they're all unstable with the exception of me we gave our ass messed up is it well it's considering she just said that they're all unstable that's hmm it's especially bad for maliku you've noticed haven't you i can't complain though it only makes it easier for me to control her wow you may know our facility isn't really the most stable thing we're only able to keep the abnormalities contained thanks to the clyde fault the turrets which we briefly adjust down just before uh the work day begins but this deterrence becomes unstable as time goes on and eventually some abnormalities may undergo a meltdown complete eight work processes in containment under units under uh what uh oh hydrate layla complete eight work processes and containment units under cliff what is that supposed to mean i can't do these yet thanks again for the hydrate layla i got some honey on the side here let's do eight works on it while they're melting down oh wow they're oh what oh good while they're melting down oh [ __ ] so that mean i need to cause eight meltdowns and just send people in to suppress them does that count look at her look at her picture it's so cute 1985 well [ __ ] i guess let's do joint command it's like it matters actually hang on no let's do this one i don't know when i'm gonna unlock the other commands all right we have three lob points let's hire one what is your name oh boy i'm gonna none i'm sorry i can't pronounce that i tried what are we naming this guy or this this this individual here okay gotcha okay that makes sense am i kind of getting used i don't want to go like too fast because like i used to play auction not included derek derrick i enjoy your treat derek oh he needs do they have that kind of hair ah let's see what's close that's kind of close to what he had he was kind of a blonde too i think let's see how do i make yellow how do you make yellow rgb can suck my anus let's pump up the red toss a little bit blue now it turns purple that's good enough oh my god he needs to have he needs to have angry eyes wait no hang on derek was uh derek was olin rodgers i'm an idiot hang on that's not the right one kind of had a flip actually this might still work it just needs to be black instead of red there we go uh he needs to have real just cheery eyes that's that's pretty good let's see let's give him some happy eyes there we go there we go we're making we're making olin rogers right now there we go let's hire you um oh i guess i could i can up someone that [ __ ] let's strengthen that [ __ ] you're our justice so let's increase oops in this bishop my bad never mind i'm gonna hang on to that law apparently our ego list let's see i have uh these things um white damage you do red damage maxwell we'll have maxwell do white damage instead actually i have two of these so let's give maxwell there and let's put let's put derek in there too let's give him endure these things endure into our endure okay okay okay it's not a lot of endure also any suppression is a pale as bad that's fine what are these middle layer upper oh my goodness gracious okay and this is i don't know this is yet all right cool let's start it up all right what do we got that's fun what is that thing oh great okay all right let's see what's this love it but you know that's fine i don't really need to do anything with the old lady anymore i could buy like guns and [ __ ] i guess but i don't really need to do anything here uh with containment unions under clief meltdown well i don't know what to do about this so let's send in noah that seems like a bad idea uh you like attachment well you like attachment too let's send niko over here to hang out with your grandma panic at this car oh cool let's see let's send you over here and we'll send you like attachment also let's send derrick derek seems a good derek's a friendly guy just it's just olin rogers walking around out here hey alex don't i look like a hush puppy this is awful this is this is terrible what is this no it feels almost pressure at the containment unit okay so uh instinct bad for this one apparently instinct very bad for this one apparently holy [ __ ] fishy stench coming from somewhere it's radical you know i love i love a good old fishy stench i'm so sad sometimes sometimes things come out of my mouth and i'm very upset okay well lady can i buy anything you got 13. i need 30 to make the gun which is just a shame no it's going insane yep noah's oh [ __ ] hang on uh that [ __ ] is gonna suppress uh you know what all of you just go and suppress noah no it's violent alpha 2 what are you doing well bye oh well timid newbie well i don't know who you are there we go we're gonna come and beat your ass well bye noah all right well noah's dead yeah we didn't care much about noah anyway i'll just hang out up here for a second you know that was traumatizing for everybody well how am i gonna handle that niko kicked their ass niko's just swooped in was like nope all right well that's a that's a shame huh first death raw okay can we clean up the bodies at least i'm just gonna leave him strewn about the [ __ ] facility all right well i i don't wanna work with you anymore i don't wanna i don't wanna send anyone over to you anymore who has the best sanity points i think maxwell has the best sanity points beat them with white weapons i don't have any white weapons i don't think do i have my weapons but hang on maxwell you have a white weapon don't you what do you have maxwell i don't remember their equipment yeah you have a white weapon yeah you have a white weapon yeah it doesn't like instinct so um that's good okay well yeah so noah's our maxwells are our suppression our our uh staff suppression expert we just kicked the [ __ ] out of noah no one went crazy we killed them was that gunfire am i going am i going insane all right well we know it doesn't like instinct so let's try repression yeah let's try repression let's send that [ __ ] in there to repress this [ __ ] huh that seems like an awful idea i can't send maxwell into it because maxwell's gonna be the only one that can [ __ ] save someone and they go crazy that [ __ ] and maxwell's has our best sanity [ __ ] maxwell's got our best sanity just dead people everywhere oh great oh great all right well let's try this yup yup who's who's escaping okay you um let's repress we're going to repress you derek derek derek good luck buddy that [ __ ] feels the ominous pressure okay repression is going well actually well because it's a twinge of sadness and rays that looms over the entire containment unit we're doing the off hours well you know what sometimes it's just how it be differentiating fishy fishy this is so ominous and frightening like it's it's so scary how you doing derek you doing okay buddy there sounds from people wailing from afar good good good okay repression actually went pretty well on this good job that [ __ ] good good on you thanks really came through on the end there oh wait hang on i got more stuff from uh the old lady let's look at her abnormality record do i have anything for her actually i mean yeah i have everything first an abnormality taking the form of an old and feeble woman anytime someone enters the containment union it will talk to that person what it tells different from time to time however it will always commence with deary dairy would you like to hear a story the story could be a lullaby an unspecified poem a nursery rhyme a common children's story or something entirely new it knows every children's story and will stop recounting until the listener finally leaves excerpt from counseling records she may be the loneliest of all the abnormalities she's healed with loneliness and tells her tales to fill that void well every story needs a listener when someone enters her room she'll try to fill that void of course listening to her is a very dangerous thing she knows every story on earth and even though they cannot possibly exist our man's can't our minds can't cope with such a thing she could fry her brain in an instant oh fun good love it okay don't have enough for you um lovely okay well so repression worked pretty well on this thing what is this thing uh it's just 1.76 megahertz okay good i guess okay oh my holy [ __ ] you have you have seven managerial guidelines all right okay okay okay okay well let's it's the 5g all right well nico uh nico go talk to your grandma i'm gonna send that [ __ ] back in to repress this thing because it seemed to work pretty well um what's niko doing okay let's speed it up a bit i'm afraid eased accelerate okay okay cool cool repression works very well on that actually so that's that's that's fun nico loves grandma yeah with grandma uh energy's been collected well that's fine but i haven't done a clive i haven't done all my life meltdowns yet um old lady let's see let's i mean [ __ ] it let's let's build this thing right might as well okay and how are you doing wow yeah suppression works very well on uh 1.76 megahertz let's see a repression excuse me i don't have enough let's buy you one let's buy you god this sounds scary you'll end up pushing the day a while and that's okay good for training that's yeah let's go ahead and figure out we'll just keep going through this and go through eight meltdowns meanwhile noah [ __ ] died i mean yeah all right what do we got here what's the material guidelines the higher the asian fortitude was the lower the success rate oh [ __ ] when working with 1.76 megahertz it may be due to the fact that violent tendencies flare rapidly due to 1.76 megahertz influence oh good so instinct nogu okay okay well let's just keep working on the old lady nico go talk to your grandma uh yeah uh that [ __ ] go repress 1.76 megahertz please i'm kind of just leaving one sin alone one cent doesn't really need a whole lot of work done i don't need anything from one sin anymore i guess it could work like i could send oop well uh derek go go pray to one sin go confess your sins okay okay okay um this is not going to end well wait a second okay i need to repress that [ __ ] is that [ __ ] can survive that [ __ ] can survive the sanity i'm sure i'm sure that [ __ ] will be fine if that [ __ ] dies i'm leaving that [ __ ] might die because of this she only took seven and she has 11 left ah [ __ ] i know though hey you just keep you just keep working i'm just gonna i'm just uh you need to go visit your grandma everything's fine uh derek go confess your sins you dirty dirty boy okay how you how you doing how you doing how you doing you doing okay everything everything everything chill everything good that [ __ ] is fine see that [ __ ] is fine that [ __ ] can survive they're that she's they're fine they're fine uh just because i'm curious how interesting it's common hmm not what i expected uh what do we got when the work result was normal the klyfe counter lowered with a normal probability uh when the work was bad the cloud was counted lower with a high probability uh when employee christopher panicked during work the cliff counter lowered when there were good the climate counter increased all when all e boxes were produced at p e boxes uh the counter increased by two what when the rook took it was good the cliff counter increased when all e-boxes were produced as p e boxes the counter increased by two what oh this one has you get to scroll for that one fun it goes up by so like when i get this this goes up too but if i get neutral or bad it goes down what oh that's that's the big suck the surveillance camera detected various noises emitting around the facility based on the fact that this occurred after one point seven six megahertz cliff kind of reached zero can be assumed that the oh no no the number of hell of the cage that's right okay assuming the noise ranges from 1.76 megahertz okay what's the last one uh the number of sections affected by the noise steadily increased to the fifa counter one point was completely recovered oh oh right right okay what is the clyphos counter again oh my god what's the lightboth counter what's the bobcat i forgot emergency levels basic information what does it do though that's that's what that's what i'm asking like i don't know i don't understand what it does niko go don't go talk to your grandma i think two of those why not nothing happens oh wait that's their escape oh that's right that's their escape [Music] that's oh [ __ ] that's what oh that's right that's that's what this is it's unescaping entity maximum is four i don't know what this is yet oh that's oh i remember now okay that's right god escaper caused something to happen gotcha if it goes to zero okay so i need to [ __ ] balance [ __ ] hey shark what's up i'm learning how to play the game still okay so hang on increase okay so i don't want it to go down i want it to be up if it hits zero they escape or something happens okay okay so i want them to go up is what i'm hearing i need to repress this as soon as as soon as it's available that [ __ ] do your work right okay repression's not going too well but that's fine yeah that didn't go right god there's so much oh wait when it hits zero black shapes more than continuing these solitude oh that's what it is okay oh okay okay this is very learned by dying game that's fair to just white that's okay got it got it got it got it got it got it got it okay so i also have to so i have to juggle their clyff counters on top of everything else huh oh my good hot damn as an unescaping it just [ __ ] happens in the thing okay got it got it got it well [ __ ] off one sid i don't really need you for anything i do need a few more boxes here so let's go repress you with that [ __ ] and we're gonna send niko to talk to her grandma and then [ __ ] it let's have derek just go also that's also a plate spinning simulator i'm getting that i'm picking that up right now yeah ooh yeah love it music great love it this is just bodies down here gosh dang it [ __ ] noah i killed noah i forgot it was only white weapons that actually [ __ ] worked but i've got maxwell on standby just start smacking them with a sanity stick so that should be oh you were insane that's that's good wow that happened immediately what let's give me an order oh jeezy pete's you went insane immediately well maxwell go and go and smack uh that [ __ ] with the with your your sanity stick oh dear that's a bumper that [ __ ] went insane immediately holy [ __ ] gamma 3 no that [ __ ] will kill you probably still serious that's i'm thinking did that [ __ ] kill maxwell did that [ __ ] kill maxwell oh oh oh that [ __ ] is too strong ah she's too powerful yeah that's we're gonna have to go back [Laughter] oh yeah that goes all the way back oh my gosh that [ __ ] [ __ ] killed maxwell she's too powerful okay [ __ ] me unbelievable all right i don't think i don't know what to do about that situation i think i just need to go with it uh let's see hang on let's let's look at the [ __ ] ego list again perfectly you can i'm never can't hell at all gotcha okay every five days a tip one gotcha okay okay that's interesting huh okay um well i really don't have anything so i'm just gonna begin and just do better all right so first off nico go talk to your grandma uh we're just gonna keep training derek also as a thing okay okay plastic i won't feel too bad i know i'm i'm learning right now um so let's send you and i guess let's try noah on repression again this time we won't kill noah ideally we'll just have maxwell's smack some sense entire i think actually i need to work on one sin so i can buy more sanity weapons more white weapons um so it's really really really [ __ ] us all things considered and nico's gonna be our [ __ ] negotiator ominous yeah yeah i got it one sin is doing great old ladies doing great let's let noah refresh his sanity a little i don't know uh derek derek refresh the sanity a little bit no it's not looking so hot uh let's see that's derek where's maxwell maxwell i want you to move here uh go here maxwell just in case noah needs some smacking all right let's see let's do more attachment work for dare noah barely survived holy [ __ ] hey god crap well noah's taking a break all right nico go talk to your grandma holy piss uh let's go do repression with that [ __ ] uh actually cancel that i'm gonna need you to uh actually no i need you to repress that that [ __ ] no i hang it by a thread a little bit a little bit uh brim con i know vaguely what i'm doing this is white damage oh that's true but maxwell's our sanity stick maxwell's the one that's gonna save people who go insane okay i've got the energy but i need to finish my [ __ ] uh jeezy pete maybe i should have given maybe i should have given like noah hmm i should have given noah something all right old lady um you also do white damage just shoot the sanity back into them oh boy yeah let's unlock that again let's get you let's just buy [ __ ] while we can i'm enjoying it brim con i'm enjoying it brim it works i know i just i'm so afraid to send maxwell in because maxwell's the one that's going to be he does resist it he does do and it does white damage yeah honestly derek might be a better way to do it too derek's got um the same armor that maxwell has maybe we'll send derrick to do work here what's this what's derek's sanity um 17 noah survived 17 so derek should definitely survive 17. in theory all right derek you go there nico go talk to your grandma um i guess noah go work on your your attachment why not and maxwell you're just gonna hang out by 1.76 it's going to cause a meltdown somewhere so we have that [ __ ] on standby okay that [ __ ] will go to the old lady once it's done okay cool one sin is good uh candle another weapon stick can't build another sanity stick yet so let's let's hang out for a second okay five six five four three two one and pause i'm just i'm getting garbage i'm getting it's not going well it's not going well down here okay go repress that um i guess i could send maxwell in i'm really afraid to send maxwell and maxwell's got oh [ __ ] snacks can we do that and yeah common comment hi hi hi gotcha okay i mean there's no point in buying those i already know that they're not great or they're i less ideal everything i could send maxwell in i feel like it's a bad idea because maxwell suppression isn't great he's definitely more sane but he he's got a lot of sanity so he's derek didn't do too bad would you have derek do it let's have maxwell do it um and we'll have niko i love noah go confess their sins okay that [ __ ] is currently suppressing or repressing the old lady noah's confessing their sins maxwell is uh getting [ __ ] on do white damage yeah that's kind of that's i'm running into an issue where they all do the same type of damage it's just the same type of damage um are you going go home maxwell go home recover my stop right there no fair um let's see i can make more sanity sticks i can build a sanity gun now great let's buy a few more of these might as well okay useful yeah i know this is this thing is is really just messing with me did that [ __ ] get an ego get really where is that [ __ ] oh no she's too powerful what does she have now solitude i work in s3 plus three work speed plus three she's too powerful with the [ __ ] crowd of thorns in the glasses okay let's see how do i want to do this uh nico should go talk to her grandma let's see i need i want to get more weapon sticks that [ __ ] she's getting so she's getting too strong i can do this and then do this yeah hat eye oh wait actually level four i wanna [ __ ] all right nico go talk to your grandma should i actually train up some [ __ ] yep uh they do all do white damage don't they that's wow oh that's that sucks hmm i should build i should get more white armor actually that's the 0.8 and you get a 8.8 also oh yeah no like i'm that's gonna stay are you kidding me crown of thorns and [ __ ] big ass nerd glasses with that expression you do not [ __ ] with that [ __ ] like you do not [ __ ] with that [ __ ] oh [ __ ] and nico go talk to your grandma uh wait hang on how do you well level one and two actually insight works on high so actually what if we send maxwell in there maxwell go go uh [ __ ] i don't know do something there and uh derrick suppress this thing get that [ __ ] look eventually she's going to get a gun and then and then no one's going to be able to stop her not god not not satan nothing will be able to stop that [ __ ] all right and then we have that [ __ ] on standby to repress the old lady perfect wow good good good job [ __ ] maxwell that went very well actually okay start getting some white armor okay once this goes then we'll wow [ __ ] derek getting the good on 1.76 uh that [ __ ] i need to repress this thing um do anything else i need to unlock i need to unlock the rest of these love it i can't wait to get the sanity gun that's gonna be fun maxwell go keep working here uh how's derek doing derek's fine get in there who's panicking oh oh uh panic i need you to all uh run grandma did not like being repressed apparently not that [ __ ] oh she's too strong i don't know what to do in this situation maxwell i don't think max will be able to survive well that's a shame damn it it's always that [ __ ] she's too strong [ __ ] we made her too powerful [ __ ] okay she's ashamed yeah [ __ ] killed by the [ __ ] the npcs ah i don't know if i'm gonna be able to [ __ ] handle this one that [ __ ] just keeps [ __ ] killing everybody maxwell's truly our suppressor hmm i think i think ugh i think i'm i think my gear is just shitty man the old lady did not appreciate that one bit i used to make more vibrations that's you know that's fair that's a good idea okay so old lady um nico go talk to your grandma uh max will go do an insight and you know what we'll do a repression with derek on this one yeah that's true if i can get sanity weapons and white resistant armor i think that's that's the best play there plastic i think you're right i agree with your assessment because oh god yeah okay maybe i'll switch out i'll switch between noah and maxwell with um with one sin who's gonna need repressing who is that [ __ ] gonna have to go without that [ __ ] doesn't have a [ __ ] truly unstoppable that's the thing do we make her and do we make her stronger than what she currently is well that [ __ ] hopefully this doesn't hopefully the [ __ ] doesn't get the fan here this time first fully backs up agent but then when [ __ ] goes wrong like it looks like it's about to oh no oh it's going terribly all right um insight how you doing derek get in there oh that's true wait so you need to work with it right i thought repression never mind i'm an idiot i forgot you just needed to work with it that's right you don't you don't [ __ ] need to suppress you don't need to use repression specifically i'm an idiot is what i am all right i all right i know what i'm doing now i say confidently when things start to go wrong how do you how do you feel about this common all right how do we what if we did what if we did what if we did what if we did how's everybody how's everyone feeling huh derek you want to go repress this [ __ ] how you feeling bud derek go go have fun um nico go talk to your grandma she needs she needs she needs to get it out she needs to get something off her chest no i go work on your inside okay i'm learning i'm learning it's like playing oxygen not included all over again you suck at it until you don't suck at it oh man [ __ ] that [ __ ] was made for this all right now we're gonna wait seven seconds okay press anything on this girlfriend yeah okay all right that [ __ ] actually maybe we should do maxwell to suppress this he's got the most sanity and he has uh resistance to it that's in maxwell to request this thing uh we're gonna insight check with that [ __ ] and we're going to attachment with noah let's spread it out a bit should be the most powerful i mean at this rate she's going to be we can make a white gun we can unlock basic information on you i can also get this i can confirm now let's see inside again let's send that [ __ ] to work there again why not unlock the rest of these perfect impression uh derek get over there old lady i don't have enough yet who wants to talk to the old lady uh no i want to talk to a lady do you defend against me gotcha okay [Music] it's like work inside uh who needs more insight let's send that [ __ ] in she needs more sanity okay so zayn is less than tet teth is less than h e which is less than w a w which is less than aleph okay roots you're suppressing you're talking perfect uh i can't buy anymore let's buy more whacking sticks okay perfect radical bad rad tactical um let's see i can just buy the rest of you why not all of you invite most of you uh let's see who wants to support who wants to repress this thing derek just did it maxwell you want to go wordpress max will overpress um who wants better insight that [ __ ] wants better insights wait yeah that [ __ ] wants better inside old lady oh it's the best really just oh that's fun i mean that's fair he needs progression so that makes sense um let's see let's attach uh let's do an attachment uh niko go talk to your grandma you've talked to your grandmother in such a long time nico go visit your grandma and let's see yeah derek go there and uh use insight on it oh that didn't go well actually oh wait [ __ ] give me your repression also uh maxwell yeah maxwell i'm sorry bud your sandy didn't drop that much anyway i need you to work that thing okay so two are gonna start going off now actually this isn't going too poorly i think i think once we're done with this repression we're going to call it i don't want things to get too crazy wow that one wow way to go maxwell you [ __ ] killed it bud got 19 huh let's buy escape information 30 to make that thing holy [ __ ] i'm gonna discord okay cool doppel i'll check it out later okay i might be able to do it actually things have been going very well um let's see if we go and do an insight check here with that [ __ ] we go and we have nico talk to her grandma and we go and have derek repress this thing hey homie yeah welcome to uh glad you could make it we're only about when we're a little how about halfway through but we still have an hour and a half so we still got plenty of time ahead of us too okay things are going well things are going very well this time you know third time's the charm third third time of the third day is the charm uh i'm too short for that um but i could send noah to insight and we'll have we'll have to repress something that's a shame wow it's not going well down here eating rock brownies oh that's that's tough i'm sorry to hear that obi uh oh [ __ ] you're also well pissed i didn't realize that was happening uh nico go go talk to your grandma she needs to be calmed down uh and you in sight with maxwell go and we can buy the last one that we can for that perfect 14 here let's buy the last two managerial guidelines uh look at this one there's no associated ego weapon huh okay okay okay okay how's how are we doing how are we doing only has the suit okay that's what i thought oh that's what i figured looking at it all right let's get another gun because we can afford it um okay yeah and you only have that well we haven't read your uh abnormality study records yet so let's read it this abnormality is a phenomenon with no visible form it was discovered when employees began to exhibit shared symptoms when entering a specific area of the facility they all suffered hallucinations of a specific nature and their mental corruption increased hey tabletop welcome to the stream after setting a radius frequency to 1.76 megahertz we waited following 12 minutes a mysterious voice was heard through the static it was difficult to make out what it was saying but it appeared to be in distress and was asking for help 17 minutes in voice stopped and three loud explosions were hurt which were then followed by two smaller explosions it can be assumed that the situation the voice was in was chaotic as based on the various levels of screaming that could be heard 23 minutes in all was silent once 25 minutes passed the radio began to emit smoke we thought the machine fried but no fault could be found continuing past 30 minutes everyone in the area was suddenly filled with rage and start to exhibit the desire to assault one another another with extreme aggression thanks for the fallout plastic thank you so much following the incident all employees who took part refused to seek counseling we couldn't make it mandatory as no one was injured it was still unknown what caused the collective rage afterwards unknown noises and hallucinations start to occur near the containment unit this is a recording of the day we must never forget it brings us to a chaotic place forgotten by many that must never be forgotten thanks for the hydrate layla what a fascinating uh entry it's been a lot of fun table top we've a lot of people been dead so far i'll need to do one more meltdown and we'll be golden um let's see well i don't really need to work with one anymore like i guess i can still build up sanity for some people who haven't worked insanity wouldn't do that all that much uh let's send derrick in there let's send maxwell to repress and let's send no uh to talk with grandma okay and then we'll have a meltdown and it's not gonna go well okay okay grandma's fine man it's this this guy's being an [ __ ] being a [ __ ] uh let's go work with grandma again nico go talk to your grandmother please um we still need two more boxes to get another suit [Music] that's unfortunate um derrick how would you like to go repress that thing yeah we're send we'll send derek down here to repress this thing because graham was being worked with well derek's derek's going in because maxwell still had uh damage damage don't [ __ ] it up derek don't [ __ ] it up derek derrick you [ __ ] you god that was still a yellow though [ __ ] hell really all right well i'm calling it derek derek with the clutch at the end there so here's the thing we had two two runs where that [ __ ] slaughtered people and then we had one flawless run one flawless run wow nico's well yep okay okay so we've got a level three on temperance for nico which is amazing that [ __ ] only went up ah not so much there that's a shame uh level two temperance for noah and level two justice for derrick hell yeah derek cool cool all right well that went well all right let's do another poll here what do we got here i'm gonna write these down so i can have a better and easier time reminding remembering them we have t 0 9-85 0-0-9-95 get a tool abnormality oh fun dash 09-0-9 all right i'm going to make a i'm going to make a quick uh quick poll tab out like a goon i'm just going to close that because it's not it's not working for some reason i can't get it to work and it's driving me insane you better stay muted there we go okay manage pull new pole oh good plastic love it okay what do we have we have t-09-85 oh oops oh dash 09-95 and t-09-09 all right you got a minute oh yeah let's get the flavor text you got a minute uh now everything will be just fine this bracelet shall not forgive those who hold greed in their hearts as they must only be worn by those in true need and do you remember this melody the professor used to play this song where the students were sleepy happy birthday those are all extremely ominous now everything will be just fine this bracelet shall not forgive those who hold greed in their hearts thus it must only be worn by those in true need or do you remember this melody the professor used to play the song when the students were sleepy happy birthday they're so ominous who will be the winner t0909 do you remember this melody close out of this real quick t0909 all right do you remember this melody the professor used to play the song when the students were sleepy happy birthday if you wanted to that'll suck oh good glad to hear it plastic love it now here let me close out twitch real quick that's a [ __ ] resource hog do you take pride in what you do here if not this recent news will likely change your mind okay after your arrival the rate of energy output has increased by 13 if you still don't feel the significance of this figure then let me add that it's a record-breaking percentage how do you feel i could spread that sure why not ever since you began working here the company has been taking strides in improvement this means you are performing your role well okay i was expecting something funky for music here but all right this shows there should only be good news to come a machine such as myself doesn't flatter easily it is good to know that you're happy with your work i remember your face the very first time you came here yeah that was like two hours ago you were so withdrawn face all gray and grim party hearty and you were all nervous about my presence don't worry it's okay for you to be happy now today's a rather special day do you see that bottle of champagne on the table allow me to pour you a glass shall we toast today's occasion is not something as monumental as someone's birthday or the company's day of founding you lost an employee for the first time yesterday in fact many more shall follow did i did someone die yesterday i'm telling you just in case you were unexpectedly shocked by the news they had known the risk from the beginning the company grows fertilized with their sacrifices it's as simple as that i'm sure they would have felt proud of themselves as they took their final breath i did reset that's true true plastic except in their desk with uh equine what the [ __ ] is that word equanimity would be the greatest respect you can pay to them you know just a couple of different timelines that's why i popped this bottle of champagne i've kept for so long three cheers for the deceased in memoriam of their novel sacrifices memento mori audrey i'll drink the champagne i'll drink it allow me to give you a small bit of advice to properly drink a glass of champagne once you gently hold the lower stem of the glass and then take it in lightly savoring the bob the bubbles the baubles perfect just like that i'm an expert i'm perfect you're here i'm i'm perfect who are you you're cute also who are you you are also very cute uh we need to be honest here malcolm you simply cannot suppress the ordeals with the employees you currently have at your disposal and trust me i am the head of the information team even if your team wants to suppress the ordeals on their own there's too great a risk of extreme mental damage to your employees yes but but yasad the only uh we only need to consider the mortality rate of the ages the possibility of the abnormalities breaching uh now lady angelus said that but one more one crazy employee will kin will kill 10 others i am the sephirah of the control team hot is a good rule of all the head pets they're all so cute i make i may make outrageous mistakes in all their aspects but this role i know better than anyone else i know how to handle employees on the verge of insanity i even wrote down a code of conduct for it honestly it feels like i'm the only one who follows the guide am i wrong please tell me if you have if you happen to need it i can always share a copy with you i'm fine but that code of yours i don't need weak employees in my department wow i gave her the risk of voice ironically but here we are that might be a vlog that's fair my fat head is in the way hang on there he is weakness means elimination the death of your place in my department to work for the control team the department hat that leads the corporation signifies that you should be more capable than everyone else manager please say something to them you've been watching what's happened to those weak-willed employees from the comfort of your office haven't you can any one of you guys say something well thanks so much for visiting me it's made me so happy oh no he's cute we should meet up again sometime all of us upper sephiroth i have an announcement to the separate of the upper layer of use you know that's actually fair layla the mental corruption levels of the control team's employees exceeded the maximum threshold and just what did the other sephirot do in the meantime sit and watch the control team has failed to handle the ordeals supplement the staff immediately and suppress the ordeals i will ask for support from the other departments uh as i cliff of the turns weakens the abnormalities will begin to grow agitated certain things we call ordeals which we cannot contain will go into a rampage just as they are right now uh could you calm down the employees by suppressing one of the ordeals that show up at dusk oh great there's i saw i saw a daytime counter up here i'll help you with it as soon as i can uh complete a dust or deal [ __ ] i mean i can't i mean yeah why not i haven't even seen an ordeal yeah i haven't i don't know what an ordeal is what's in our deal well i guess we're doing this now i can do any other ones and dust what's really i don't i don't well you need to choose one right yeah i guess i do all right fine don't worry okay okay this is so terrifying okay well let's let's start upgrading some people well you've got a lot of sp you've got a bonus to your sp and your movement speed apparently um and nico's [ __ ] oh hey nico got glasses from grandma oh i'm still the tutorial okay that makes sense got glasses from grandma uh let's see i can just upgrade some people like i could i could strengthen that [ __ ] up a bit upper prudence upper temperance upper justice you just up her all at once well the justice i'm so [ __ ] [ __ ] jeezy pete's just upgrade everything but justice her justice isn't awful you can see now uh maybe that's not a good idea actually what if i what if i upped race justice the hard way this looks brutal we could just up like well hang on i want i want derek [ __ ] cancel give me there i could up his justice oh wait no his justice is already up holy [ __ ] never mind um what have we upped maxwell's i'd say raise four since you have no that's true that's very true actually i could up like all of their fortitudes oh that [ __ ] is somehow not a level two yet on anything uh let's see more hp that's that's also very true bro that's a good point i could raise your sp so you don't go insane um and i'll hang on to that other lob point um it's refusing i know she doesn't want it um okay let's see let's put um oops that [ __ ] well they all do white damage i think oh hey save open the stream uh yeah give that [ __ ] a gun that seems like a good idea let's give niko a gun too why not uh let's see ego suits they go eagle suits um i don't oh that's why maxwell yeah sandy six for everyone uh wait no nico you get the gun uh maxwell gets a sandy stick noah gets a sanity stick and derek gets a sanity stick uh let's see i actually okay so hang on this makes him vulnerable to that so i shouldn't oh wait no hang on i'm getting mixed up put derrick here and maxwell here yeah that's i was getting it mixed up nicole we've been doing names we are uh low on names now now because there's no way to change your names which is a shame okay let's give that [ __ ] this nico this and no of this um and i think that's it because now they all have armor that resists white damage a little bit and they all have sanity weapons radical okay cool all right let's start it all right i don't know okay i don't know what this thing does yet order usage i don't know what that does i don't know what that does i am a feared uh hey noah let's let's send noah in noah's got some decent sanity nowhere near that [ __ ] has so much sanity holy [ __ ] hey noah why don't you how'd you just go i just got to figure out what that thing is huh huh yeah what is that thing oh that's oh that's very good oh that's very good tools don't have pe box or count towards meltdown okay got it okay well let's let's repress this thing um derek uh why don't you get to work on that um i don't really care much about the old lady um not anymore at least like i've already i could make one more of her uh ego suit um i guess nico you want to go talk to your do you want to go talk to grandma nico or maybe we should have that [ __ ] talk to the grandma let's send that [ __ ] talk to grandma um yeah uh and you know what we'll train up um nico's sanity why not all right this one looks like it's timed right okay hang on a music box with an impressive skull sculpture of a dancing ballerina those who listen to uh teresia's music will recover sp including the employee playing the music box and everyone in the department where the abnormalities located oh interesting mildly frightening but interesting nonetheless i don't think i need anything from one sin anymore he's just gonna be he's gonna be insight training music box um let's see inside training for nico again okay um wait oh noah's panicking uh oh maxwell derek get on it no insane yep that's not great okay okay we're fine we're fine everything's fine everything's okay oh [ __ ] um that [ __ ] i need you to work on that thing that [ __ ] i need you to go faster i need you to go faster that [ __ ] okay okay okay we're fine you say thank you okay hang on i'm an idiot is what i am hold on okay what do we got channeled use teresia teth okay okay let's build that thing i can only make one which is a shame but now we're pretty much done with this thing okay at the tool of my sound you use the energy you don't need something nope uh qc gotcha okay i'm just curious now about like everything here uh okay let's see old lady i can make one more of you oh all right well maxwell uh noah time to go how can i tell how can i tell what their sanity is you okay that's frightening we're gonna hit you with our sanity sticks don't don't don't mind us dab you're fine you're fine everything's fine so how can i tell when they're about to go insane because like that's that's an issue when wound up a sad melody begins to play uh no one knows when it was made or who made it but it doesn't seem to be new judging from the slight skips in the song uh when 20 to 30 seconds have passed after the music box because playing that's been playing operating music will begin to fall rapidly causing the panic okay so i need to do it for like like 15 seconds at a time like 15 second intervals oh for [ __ ] sake really okay all right all right well let's train some insight um and no you wanna go train some insight uh hey maxwell you wanna train some that day derek you wanna talk to grandma no it's gonna be fine oh it does piss off grandma uh let's cancel those real quick hang on other than okay grandma's getting close to pissed off so maybe go we can talk to grandma though derek can go talk to grandma derek's a fun guy except for when he's asking about you know when he look at a hush puppy i'm kind of curious i'm afraid i'm a feared but i'm kind of curious is there a way to raise our clyfoth but nico loves grandpa yeah it's nico's grandma okay yeah so that did razor clip off okay okay no go talk to grandma at this point she's gonna be everyone's grandma okay um that [ __ ] go down there and we're gonna [ __ ] watch i can't even do this mission so it's only [ __ ] matters one one thousand two that's three one thousand four one thousand five one thousand six one thousand seven one thousand eight thousand nine thousand ten one thousand one two one thousand three one thousand four well okay [ __ ] never mind that wasn't 20 seconds oh i was sped up wasn't i [ __ ] maxwell nico noah derek oh that two expedia i forgot i was a double time hurry up i need to go smack her [ __ ] nico just start shooting her i forgot i was at double speed all right well theresa what else you got nothing yet uh what's our total time at 1 30. huh okay all right well we can juggle niko go talk uh have that [ __ ] go back in here and we're gonna just do normal speed this time one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven 12 13 14 15. all right we're doing 15. oh wait okay i need i need [ __ ] 11 more seconds okay what's number three oh there's no method love it there are a few phrases cruelly carved on surface do you remember this melody the professor used to play this song when the students were sleepy happy birthday okay now i have another minute to go what's her highest out of all right you just talk to grandma um who wants some more sanity noah wants more sanity i can't even buy more guns what a bummer that's a [ __ ] shame isn't it hey uh that [ __ ] since you have the highest sanity have a bit more of a buffer with you all right let's look at 15 seconds 15 seconds on the clock two three four 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15. ah [ __ ] really oh wait was i on double time again i was on double time again idiot idiot idiot sandwich is what i am i always i'm always on double time i'm used to [ __ ] oxygen not included where i have it all the time start shooting niko [ __ ] all right all right you know what i'm just gonna leave it on regular i'm gonna leave it on regular just so i can [ __ ] finish wait wait wait wait derek who wants more insight maxwell you'll learn inside bud who wants repression hmm no it's a little noah in there you know what cancel that actually because i just realized uh that might trigger the old lady probably interesting to see what happens in there i guess i have so much for you and i can't do anything with it what a [ __ ] bummer i have so much for you too and i can't do anything with it i've unlocked everything i can't do it with you either this is the suck all right who wants to talk to grandma not derrick that [ __ ] let's send that [ __ ] in just to pat out uh us using teresa a bit more that was a lot of honey holy [ __ ] that was a lot of honey um movement speed attack speed as p minus 10 and then the armor for the same now he's equipped oh interesting well that's a that's a shame dixie all right let's send let's send max willing to use this [ __ ] thing move it down to regular speed well let's get maxwell down there first then we'll get that right machine oh wait you know what i'm a i'm a dum-a-dum-dum we can send people down here so they can respond immediately not the wedding like just in case i in case i [ __ ] it up again in case i [ __ ] it all up again they can be on standby to start smacking their friends three four five six seven i am learning eight nine 10 11 12 13 14 15. okay stop there okay uh 14 seconds that [ __ ] get in there got it riveting gameplay i understand counting on stream listening to this music box will make anyone feel like everything will be okay in the end lifting their fatigue however excessive listening will make one loose grip on reality and be driven mad okay well congratulations everybody y'all survived i can't complete the mission anyway so that's that that's that tool all said yeah that's done this is a box from soccer uh let's see temperance noah went up in temperance and prudence that's pretty cool derek went up in justice and temperance that [ __ ] one of the temperance prince awesome i don't know that need some justice yeah she could do it some justice [ __ ] so could nico and noah everyone i didn't send down to [ __ ] megahertz we're ready for survival we did it we survived we live our founder a has said this to me many a time each successful experiment makes you a better person the greatness of this company was founded on multitudes of trials and hardships so you too shall become great each day in the company is another small experiment towards shaping your life for the better how has your day been today well of course it was fine let's spare the pleasantries no manager how has your life been oh sorry shark thanks for stopping by again have a good one an absolutely horrid one that's uh it could be better i cannot see the color of your life as you do while i am unable to console you with empty words such as that's not true many things will change while you are here that much is clear this is some [ __ ] lavender town music is what it is this is a simple metaphor but the seed of a tree will not grow just anywhere it requires fertile soil uh fertile soil direct temperature and fresh water however most seeds fall on barren soil for those mouthful and seeds stretching out on their roots and sprouting even small leaves or challenges full of pain i cannot provide you with water or sunlight however i will do my best to tend to the soil that was ominous i mean i can't do anything yet just [ __ ] give it to me what's the [ __ ] i can't [ __ ] say what this says the chats on the way granting highest command authority resuming energy extraction refinement flow synchronization complete okay oh you know what i could up that bitch's justice right here and cheat the safety team uh let me [ __ ] yeah it's about that begin management all right so i'm just i'm just getting energy right that's all i'm doing here i don't really need to [ __ ] with you anymore no point really uh let's see who needs some justice who wants some justice no you want some justice no i want some justice noah's gonna [ __ ] die ah derek you could use more sanity uh who could use some attachment um maxwell can energy and stats that's fair so this is kind of just like a like a like an off day and a quick rest in training okay gotcha oh neat well i've gotten [ __ ] everything for the anomalies i have so energy and leave that's fair that's probably what i'm doing on this day just because i i mean i bought everything i have everything from the old lady i've got everything from megahertz wow that sucks i've got everything from skull um let's see who else could use depression not noah uh nico maybe i'm afraid without sending nico in there but we're gonna have to do it i suppose um what if i send um maxwell where are you max you dumb [ __ ] where are you all right let's see let's send maxwell in there we'll send nico in to repress we'll send that [ __ ] uh someone's gonna need working after this one anyway so we'll send nikko into to repress and then we'll see what's gonna happen here that's fair brim i put it in there because i saw that like some things can be frightening like i mean for one nothing's mildly frightening i mean [ __ ] grandma's [ __ ] picture is terrifying uh let's see uh no you could use some sanity this game with a vibe before yeah i've also saw some screenshots of like the huge [ __ ] abnormalities you can get and those things are terrifying okay someone needs to go talk to grandma derek that's fair they're a korean company ain't they like they're [ __ ] great though yeah like that's the thing like this is like this is a horror game i'm willing to play brim because there are no jump scares i'm awful jump scares but this is so interesting and i love management games so this was like right up my alley also i like scp stuff but just the idea of some of these things like it's very scp which i love i'm a huge fan honestly like this is really cool i'm digging this so much all right let's work with grandma get her clyff up um well maxwell's hanging out down there right is that maxwell yeah maxwell's on uh weapon duty the difficult symbols are that's fair uh who wants to do some repression nico do you want some more justice or noah let's do noah and we'll send nico in to get some more sanity because yeah no [ __ ] she's our talker and we need someone to talk talked with niko's who we're going with and i just have maxwell down here just to whap anybody who might lose it from this [ __ ] uh hey derrick uh you just actually stay on standby derrick i don't think i'll finish it out of this thing oh it does oh i don't know that's cool um okay let's have derek go talk to grandma oh worked oh [ __ ] okay yep you're right work success right there idiot i actually knows that because i go attack speed booster that's cool and i guess i just [ __ ] ignored oh maxwell's right there maxwell go uh go handle that i noticed that but i guess i never looked at this here that's [ __ ] radical so nico's our hardest worker look at [ __ ] hell her stats are incredible all right there's a lot going on like that sounds like an excuse for me not getting everything but there's so much going on that i'm having a bit of a hard time like keeping in my head everything that's going on [ __ ] i mean i'm i'm done right no point hanging out i got everything i need is that comment ah gotcha see i kind of like the abstractions a bit like it's like oh you know this could work or anything it's like 50 50 or like low is like less than 50 very low it's like probably less than 25 i guess and like high and very high i kind of like the abstractions about that kind of stuff their things can go down i see that interesting yeah so you need to keep it up fascinating okay [ __ ] now i have to i have to work in degradations this desk really counts the raw number oh oh [ __ ] hell it's a visual bug golden okay hey look at that [ __ ] let's do another another poll we have oh zero four dash one hundred f o five fifty two d o two hey catch what's up how you doing uh name generator uh a under yeah sure safe so we'll hire a new one uh in the information team a underhand let me do this info team i [ __ ] don't know how to spell apparently yep that's i spelled plum is what i spelt a under [ __ ] i don't know if you can i spelt them instead of team so clever whoa hang on clever clever clever retort not found blue's ego gifts oh cheesy pizza okay oh like you know what i could just put left mid or right that's you know what you know what clever you're living up to your name and not me being not clever it's kind of like auction not included it's less resource gathering and more just straight up management um but it is it is a management game in that sort of vein so uh it's i'm enjoying it immensely box okay [ __ ] we're just gonna do it left mid right um and i'm gonna pull up start the poll and i'll highlight the things real quick left is the more blood it has the more beautiful it is and then a middle is somewhere in the distance you can hear seagulls and right is a big boy dude your little angel is gnawing on our colleague's finger i'm going to start with dude yeah suv management sim and for legal reasons notice if you're using the are called abnormalities yeah our kickstarter oh interesting that's cool i know that there's like um also like special kickstarter names that you can uh do when i was like uh uh looking at doing like making sure i could rename uh workers oh that's cool whatever equivalent they used to be circles oh interesting oh boy oh yeah it's legally distinct scp excuse me then right so yeah writes a big boy all right who do we got oh it's a tie for mid or right four and four oh boy all right so i guess what we're gonna have to do you have to take both only all right so then what we're gonna do uh i'm gonna get a d20 and we'll let feet decide d20 come to me oh no fate's the tiebreaker all right we have my dwarven runic die that we'll be using for this decision uh one through ten is uh was it [ __ ] mid and 11 through 20 is right uh so ten it is the middle one it was mid and right right those are the two the two options voting already passed catch i [ __ ] forgot it was mid and right correct box down here ass between middle and right okay so yeah and one through ten was mid so we're doing mid somewhere in the distance you can hear decided on a 50 50 chance as you are aware there are numerous employees working for our company a majority of them would like to know more about you as a person oh please don't make me [ __ ] talk to them some will take the initiative and attempt to approach you first it's rather funny knowing who you are will not do anything to improve uh their odds of what oh sorry catch i only did a minute timer on it so it might have about it might have been just too fast i might do two minutes next time i'll probably do it next time [ __ ] it why not there are no regulations to prevent them from coming all the way to your office to interact with you face to face unfortunately it seems the ones who set those rules in place and not consider situations like this and i suppose this may be a good opportunity for you to show them that you are generous and caring enough to have chit chats with your subordinates words in the trailer faster than you think bad gas travels fast in a small town i will not stop you from meeting with someone if there are employees who you wish to visit a visit to you [ __ ] can't read but please keep in mind that you do not have to do everything they ask of you simply thank them for their effort tell them you hope that they will keep up the good work the benefit both parties don't you think wow management 101 don't take any don't take concerns into a [ __ ] consideration just tell them i'll take into consideration and thank you for your hard work and send them on their way management 101 everybody are you still following me what they we need is a gesture of good will and nothing more do not go overboard and let's do whatever nonsense they have to say okay give them a vending machine and next they will come knocking demanding a bar i expect you to make the right decision oh okay information team i'm in charge of the information team mr apartment i'll give you a uh and it's apartment i'll give you a proper greeting later are you planning to open up the information department before starting the day yeah sure bud sure yes you said yes it you sawed oh i've been loving it i've been loving it uh prisma i [ __ ] i'm i'm such a fan of this as i've gotten like older and older i've realized i love more i love management type games alrighty then all right so we're gonna hire one uh we're gonna customize this is a [ __ ] me a under uh let's see let's just randomize oh i like that now let's randomize this slight twinge love it apartments on the screen oh okay i think i'll probably end up doing that i'll probably end up moving maybe noah like i think i'm going to put noah down here um just to have someone who's a level 2 down there because noah's [ __ ] noah we'll put a under on the info team we've got room for one more person to customize anyone want to customize this one you got 30 seconds oh [ __ ] there's the end fight oh [ __ ] i didn't know what was happening i've been i've been i've been really off the ride stuck uh train thank you for the follow uh kushida um i could i might oh i'll see what i can do classic i have a different definition all right cool we'll do classic i'll see if i can drop in my my wife is getting off work soon so i don't know how she would feel about me going even longer let's just randomize ooh i like that hair oh very professional i like it yeah the biggest problem catch is my wife is getting off in less than an hour so i'm afraid i've already have i already had to ask her if i was okay stream later tonight for some battleborn um i could text her i'll text her 4 p.m eastern camp yep version of my [ __ ] updated them too [Music] my wife right now okay i'll try you i will definitely try to uh make it um i don't know how that's going to go but i will try to uh we've got one more actually because we can fit a new person up on the control team also oh yeah i'll definitely try catch i know i haven't been as active on there uh i feel bad about that i'd like to planning on doing that next week um playing some mindset but i would like to i'd love to come and join you we got one more name if we want it who wants to name our last control team member our new control team member catch hell yeah catch actually kind of like this setup already all right so let's hire you catch you be on control team uh let's see let's keep those law points actually um let's see we have two more sanity sticks let's give those to under and catch ego suit what do you have you're weak to that that's fine the two opens uh oh prudence two oh boy oh wait who's prudence hang on who's down here derek derek do you have fruits too no you don't who else maxwell do you have runes too you do head of the input team okay that's fine let's see plastic under um here plastic here catch there okay okay okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there we go oh butch at the head there uh andrew alrighty i have four lob points under i'm gonna up your temperance by one plastic i'm gonna up your route by one catch i'm gonna up your fortitude by one actually under i'm also gonna do your 14x1 also what's up music's so good so good i really like this game all right i'm just gonna confirm this actually fortitude up let's begin this day all right um what's this uh are they shrimps what are these don't give them animation or give them that machine or yup apparently shrimp soda machine huh hmm all right what if ah i don't [ __ ] know uh plastic you want to go talk you want to go i don't know i mean they look friendly don't know if they are friendly but they certainly look friendly uh let's see who wants more insight that's up here derek oh wait catch you you can use them inside how's it going down here huh the vending machine overwhelms plastic with its shiny neon light lighting oh boil and fry whatever shrimp okay so we're just we're just talking huh rumors says that if you might get one of your organs removed after drinking an open can of grape flavored soda okay okay well that was neutral oh wait plastic what just happened there you okay uh okay hang on what does attachment work no it does not work well it's okay uh insight oh instinct works oh what am i going to do not drink it you know it's fair plastic not very insightful we're going to get your sanity up there catch how about insight insight also very good oh fascinating oh okay well that's interesting um okay well uh i mean insight works great then let's send let's send a underneath some sanity points also um old lady's gonna start getting antsy here uh hey derek go talk to grandma relax what's up okay um i want some more insights uh catch more than i don't want you to go insane i really don't want you to go insane what could super saiyan we'll send you in safe i mean you're in there i think you just went in there yeah radical bad rad tactical what about repression oh actually these guys are pretty amicable upon completion of the work process of canned beverages discharged from the vending machine the type of veterans that admitted seems to vary in correlation with the work type oh uh test result w1 a red drink ken can is admitted the employee who ingested the beverage said it had a distinctive aroma and sweetness and expressed a feeling of heightened energy after following the test the physical health of the subject was confirmed okay test result w2 a blue drink can is emitted it contains an odorless liquid that is highly carbonated has been found to be effective in destroying mental strength okay so this restores hp this restores sp oh no oh no ah soda beard what um let's see uh i'll save awesome hit points that's unfortunate let's send plastic let's send you back in there oh [ __ ] that [ __ ] you better get in there oh that makes sense hang on instinct well actually they're all good now um yep actually that's that's a good point send you in to get hp instead okay yeah don't don't [ __ ] around there please okay basic information on this thing it's an open can of whale cheers well cheers legally distinct oh [ __ ] they do they do red damage oh [ __ ] that makes sense you know what that tracks what just happened uh test w3 and w4 a purple drink can is emitted its appearance composition and taste are exactly the same as other grape uh flavored carbonated beverages it's been found that the physical fortitude and mental strength of the gesture both recovered so purple okay [ __ ] okay so red blue purple what does white do you get free yeah information is great you guys get soda what well let's send plastic back in your health's a bit low and it makes me nervous who needs better attachment catch needs some attachment pretty harm that's fair actually yeah that makes sense um who wants some more insight nico could use some insight all right and let's get the last one here uh caution when the workers hold the open can of wheelchairs is bad you don't take any drink provided by the vetting machine love it great good good stuff it's escape information it's an unescaping okay so they don't do anything with attachment soda mouth hp plus two great and these do red okay fascinating soda okay what's the abnormality story oh my good hot damn it's a novel yeah we've had granny for a while uh uh prisma okay employees records uh a source unknown hey have you guys ever been to one of those lobotomy meetups mind you it took a lot of courage for me to bring this up again you see there's a bunch of clubs in this company where employees gather up i once attended some kind of ping pong group event thing but there weren't any girls there so i pulled out real quick lol so like one day i saw this announcement for some weird get together on the court message board i got interested so i uh called up the group leader and he introduced himself as redacted from safety i asked if there were any girls in the group and he told me there were a ton of female employees now that got me super interested so i signed up right away for the upcoming meetup so i showed up gotta name tag everyone else i don't remember anything but i think i saw like three people from training and two from information about maybe half an hour later the leader brought in a dozen canes of uh in dozens of cans of whale cheers on a tray and gave one to each of us i should have realized something was wrong because the cane was already open but i'm a sucker for soda and i just gulp the damn thing down my throat at the moment he passed me a can lmao now after that the leader told us it's time to move and he said uh he got a van rented for us we all thought he was an awesome guy for that i opened the van with two employees from the horde and one guy from the same department as me leader said it was going to take about uh an hour drive so we could just nap if we wanted so we did weird thing was though i went to sleep real fast like real fast like the moment i shut my eyes i was out like a light i have insomnia but for whatever reason i fell asleep so fast though sigh that was my big mistake anyways i bet you're wondering how i got here i was sound asleep but then i heard seagulls and i was like what the [ __ ] seagulls yeah at first i thought it was someone's phone alarm but then i heard waves crashing i was like man this is way too real to be a phone alarm so up my eyes to find myself lying on the deck i was on a goddamn boat lmfao but lmfao was not the appropriate reaction an actual real-life boat i knew i was screwed the moment i saw shrimp popping around sent chills on my spine i wanted to believe it was all a dream but i swear that shim's realistic flopping was a sobering sight the realization crushed me like a hammer and i was surrounded by people who looked like they were the crew they were all beefed up felt like they'd put me back to sleep with force if i said something wrong one slip and i'd be swimming with sharks the crew was something around 10 people including the captain boatswain uh cook and all that they all chuckled at me while i was spacing out the guy who looked like the captain walked towards me and asked me about my height and wait i asked him when the ship comes uh i asked him when the ship goes to port what he told me it'd be about a month but that i shouldn't try and run away or anything because they already made a deal with my people i had no idea who my people were but i was too scared to ask then the other crew members called me over for lunch they were making instant ramen putting shrimp crabs clams and all sorts of other stuff in it they told me to stop acting like i was about to jump into the sea and to try their ramen i said no at first but they laughed at me again saying there weren't any sleeping pills or stuff like that in it and gave me some anyway a man's gotta live so i ate it it tasted better than i expected it to as soon as we finished lunch they told me they were going to teach me how to adjust the ropes i pretty much gave up at that point so i just simply answered sure all i could see anyways was these little islands that no one would have any chance at surviving on for a month i learned how to pull pull up fist traps fill bait boxes repair fish nets cook some ramen get coffee and all sorts of stuff i kept getting better and i got to the point where i could prepare mackerel mackerel sashimis sashimi and fish stew for the crew everyone complimented it said i could open a restaurant with that stew later on we went through a couple of typhoons then when i started forming some kind of bond a companionship whales are becoming a common sight at that point two weeks in the captain told me i was pretty good and asked me if i was interested in officially joining the crew when i thought about it i would have been fired from the corp anyway so this seemed like a legit opportunity to make a living this is the first time i ever got a compliment after all what am i doing now well i've been promoted and now i'm living fine i found true happiness and cracking open a cold one after a hard day's work covered in seawater and sweat i'm at the port now but we gotta take off soon to catch some more shrimp never know uh what your future holds bros sometimes i think about those other folks who are at the meet up that day not that i really want to snoop around to find out though i just try to keep a positive mind i want to say they're hopefully doing good just like me oh time to sail out see you guys what the [ __ ] was what what okay it's just a story of some dude who [ __ ] got kidnapped and like put the [ __ ] work on a boat what oh what the [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] uh what the [ __ ] hang on [Music] is this the what these are ordeals the dawn of crimson uh [ __ ] noah get rid of that and um that [ __ ] get rid of it nothing good it's never come from clowns [ __ ] really uh is it just those two okay alpha eight it's been collected okay cool we got all the energy radical [ __ ] noah just wailing on it with a stick that [ __ ] that [ __ ] where are you there she is oh she's oh wait that's no what the [ __ ] are you doing oh wait [ __ ] oh [ __ ] me maxwell nico get on it that [ __ ] derek get on it where is that [ __ ] they teleport around oh oh you know what that tracks make sense [Music] it's a livestream year in five [ __ ] clowns radio check the great why did i wait what what am i doing should i send someone to work it oh oh do they reduce cliff counters oh that's that's unfortunate counter steel pe boxes oh okay that's that's the big suck is what that is i see i see okay well i can just work the [ __ ] shrimps a bit get plastic to get some instinct up you [ __ ] plastic you got the soda beard [Laughter] i can't [ __ ] believe it can i give you a point for [ __ ] real like you're just like [ __ ] i gotta deal with this [ __ ] that's the face of someone who just does not give a [ __ ] anymore uh how's granny doing not great uh catch go [ __ ] the granny let's see i could just end the day it's not like i need to [ __ ] keep this up actually 3 30. another day into that point then let's finish granny and then we'll uh we'll call it i'm sure okay look you get to talk to this horrifying old woman this is her picture looks like somebody gotta [ __ ] courage the cowardly dog well yeah you know neutral not bad all right well let's call it there day six complete nico's temperance that's that's that yeah that's just that whatever catch your temper swood up plastic your tempers went up and your fortitude went up you didn't get promoted though which is a [ __ ] shame and are you sandy one up plus becomes a sodaholic all right continue courage is no longer there nope see the old lady is just marial but when she [ __ ] finally snapped okay bald is awesome okay hang on let's look at these first uh t-051 many hands float in the bat they're the hands of the people i once loved uh maybe i'll get the gear but it's yeah let's go honestly plastic i was kind of thinking i was like i mean i could get it because i don't have the red gear but [ __ ] you turn on your electric hair clipper and then right uh you've pressed it numerous times you still have something you want to know about it okay fun good stuff all right we'll do a quick poll oh great that's ominous that's ominous plastic all right let's get this pole going by the middle one that's fair all right new poll box all right left mid right uh we'll do i'll do a two minute poll why not 335 start pull all right both makes you bold is it uh is that a tool is that what's gonna end up being also catch if i do manage to make it to the [ __ ] ender dragon fight it's i'm so far behind everybody like i i'm gonna be in such a bad way i'm gonna be there i'll be on i'll be on [ __ ] enderman duty we hear the information team drinks so to be bald this ball is awesome let me go okay catch i might not be too bad that's if i can make it i don't know if my wife's gonna be able to answer me before four anyway which is gonna be gonna be the typing's gonna be funky on that he um i don't know save i have a feeling i know which one's gonna win but you know here we are hole is finishing up oh thanks for the hydra layla that's almost done left twins five and mid only with four all right we're taking the left one stop foolery one is the medium one is the interesting choice that's fair that's fair wow all right so we're not getting baldy we're taking t051 many hands float in the bat they're the hands of the people i once loved the people have spoken the injury output of our facility is ever increasing you have proven that you are much more capable than you originally perceive yourself to be the high echelon of his weight is watching you our founder a is among them going to cost fun this oh great love it what do you know about a a he's a visionary a a farmer who sowed seeds in a virgin soil no one had approached before in time he may express interest in meeting you in person if that happens you'll be able to make your dreams come true and myself well of course i highly admire him but to be fair he is the one who created me he is also an enigmatic person i imagine there are few who can truly understand him in fact truly understand anyone is difficult will the day come that i understand you completely [ __ ] you're done for me oh great is that it's like that one fan [ __ ] hello assad manager you are the head of this corporation you are supposed to set an example for others that output would want at least 10 penalty points in our department the manager should be no exception however the rules state that i suffer as a sephirah has no authority to impose a penalty point on the manager so i must let you off for now i'm your start the zephyr of the information team the information team is in charge of processing and archiving all the data of our company new information is generated every day and we need to ensure that the information is accurate so we must concentrate and focus on our job at all times it may be compared to a massive biblioteca a single bit of misinformation could lead to an uncontrollable disaster i am sure you can understand the gravity of my work every sliver of the information that you read contains the despair and desperation of our employees please do not think lightly of that information it seems you're not you're curious about my outfit i have an aversion to exposing any part of my body i don't exactly remember when i started feeling this way but it's likely that i've been this way before even before i joined the company hi new favorite character netzack aside do you have any spare paper our department can use some nut zac the rules state that we're not supposed to trade resources between teams it should be in the very first page of the sephora manual the information team is very serious we proceeded to drink so like a bunch of dads at a barbecue all right all right stop giving me that sharp look mr viper up i'm heading no not in the mood to get bitten today what are you trying to say with that expression of yours is this entertaining you does the nickname make you laugh my apologies i overreacted a bit the other sephirot simply used my nickname as a joke but others due to in a more serious manner i know there are many employees who genuinely despise me nicknames may be a childish thing but there's no better way to describe a person in such a few words i personally like my nickname what's your opinion manager i like the sound of it seems one agreement then i should get going now i need to finish today's work oh and i must send you the next assignment the information team has always needed more data on the abnormalities at this point in our research we need more testing it with instinct work instinct work will directly or directly resolves an abnormality's primal instinct and drive complete for instagram well [ __ ] easy well niko's wrong all right let's just expand yep give it to me you guys don't even talk like you skate fair all righty who do we got must be moved to the team oh that's fair yeah niko should go down there all right we can hire someone change their name we got a name who wants to give a are they name research done okay that's cool that's i mean i was gonna say [ __ ] for instance works that seems easy as hell who's got a name for our newest member of the information team meeks from layla meeks i actually kind of like the way they already look so i'm just gonna keep it meeks meek you're part of the information team welcome aboard meeks i'm gonna go ahead and up your temperatures why not all right so we do four instinct works easy enough we'll do instinct here with or not instinct that's insight idiot instinct uh who needs help meeks needs help they're taller bonds are more powerful than mine i'm sorry catch got like proper buttons and then you've got you got some wild buns [ __ ] i love how intense that [ __ ] looks just like absolutely just unhinged all right let's see um do we do an instinct down there uh i did forget dave equipment you know what we're [ __ ] going with it it's fine catch let's get you some insights um who wants to talk with the grandma that [ __ ] needs to talk to grandma look at look at look at look at beta 10 he's up to something let's speed it up a bit that [ __ ] looks like a true warrior with a [ __ ] crown of thorns like she they are that [ __ ] is unhinged and i love them for it all right let's see uh we can make um we can't afford gun yet let's just wait then uh instinct work uh let's send uh let's send plastic in yeah sure um let's see if we're gonna run into an issue here derek you could use some oh hey derek got glasses too oh [ __ ] i forgot about the new thing [ __ ] i forgot there was a new one idiot all right hang on we're gonna get uh we're gonna get a containment breach here we're not a damn breech but oh [ __ ] snacks um that's not fun uh maxwell you handled that one i completely forgot we had a new thing what the glass is on derricking on you we need to look at derrick where is derek where is darren i think derek's hidden there he is look at him oh he looks so happy all right uh let's take a look at the new [ __ ] uh let's try instinct on it why not meeks you're expendable i'm sorry oh that's awful that's horrific does it have eyes oh i don't like it hmm oh [ __ ] well that's unfortunate um noah you've got a whack and stick duh plastic do you have a whacking stick cool a flesh top love it um who has who has whacking sticks hey you guys insanity stick too okay you have a killing stick okay don't suppress oh that's right you have the right stick okay that [ __ ] idiot and noah also has penises all right cool calm down get back here meeks meeks mix mix okay yeah we're gonna have to send someone that can shoot meeks uh let's see control team uh nico and that [ __ ] mix is just [ __ ] running okay okay there we go there we go all right cool shoot the sanity back into her okay well that [ __ ] went poorly i can't even [ __ ] okay so red red is a no-go red is a no-go let's see repression plastic i don't even know what this thing does uh we need to do more instinct work over here meeks go go don't [ __ ] it up oh [ __ ] well we ignored grandma too long uh hey derek you want to go talk to grandma not a lot more valleys are bad that's derek you just hang out for a second bud you just chill buddy okay the gun uh i could almost afford to buy another gun all the weapons and can unlock now it's right oh gotcha okay you get an instant bad when you touch grandma in that state and she attached the multi oh gotcha and does he just need to wait like is that is that what it is salted eventually fell off so yeah i need to wait oh something went bad in here too okay [ __ ] help so i tried what the [ __ ] i tried repression i tried instinct wait the plastic die wait hang on where's plastic did you get eaten did the tub eat you oh no oh i'm sorry plastic you can see your little hand oh [ __ ] i didn't have any guidelines i didn't have anything yet they needed ford unlock who would level one fortitude complete the work process hamstrings out and drag jose is that the same phenomenal criminal agent who had level one temperance okay cool so level one temperance level fortitude no go oh my gosh okay so can i send anybody to work on that then no noah can yeah i think we're gonna reset that one [ __ ] hell [Laughter] all right all right well you know what we're fine here uh we can uh change up some equipment here uh let's see ego list i know i can handle it yeah okay let's see meeks i don't really have anything i don't have any weapons for meeks yet so makes you tend to go there i think um actually maybe you said meeks no wait save wants the the soda i have one soda so save you get to have soda and actually yeah that's that's fine okay all right now let's try it all right so level one fortitude and level one temperance is a no-go noah can work in here though but the instinct of impression didn't work ah insight maybe no i should survive no one's got level two in both of them sure no i'll be fine i'm sure noah will be fine let's go well hang on no let's do an insight here with derek and then we're gonna send someone to go attach with granny that's gonna be catch okay okay okay that's that's everything's fine okay inside's working pretty well on this actually inside's working phenomenally on this thing holy [ __ ] okay um instinct again meeks send you back in there oh okay well okay life off melt down who's melting down okay that's nothing down that's unfortunate um let's grab you well let's grab attachment attachment is very high oh [ __ ] okay okay so attachment with the tub attachment with the tub huh that's [ __ ] weird wow that went very well holy [ __ ] grab a gun um who wants to do some insight uh maxwell could use some insight just arbitrarily uh so attachment works with this one huh send noah back in instinct over here let's send meeks in yeah i've got time now in the next clip-off meltdown oh okay interesting okay so i need to prepare for that [ __ ] too huh okay somebody needs to go talk to granny dare go talk to grandma if it seems like that that's awesome it's awful okay okay okay okay let's see what do we have here um i don't have enough to unlock the basic information let's just unlock these two a panel hand surface after absorbing employees the number of hands increase the number of pe boxes produced it will also how ethical do i want to be so that's asking me how willing are you to sacrifice your employees [Music] oh boy all right plastic go go go get a drink do it a soda you deserve it you died once it's fine do i hire people to be expendable and just dump them in the bathtub really [ __ ] horrifying you know that's fair all right we can get another gun cool all right old ladies yeah relatively satiated not not as much as i would like though uh nico go talk to uh catch go talk to grandma i mean that's what i'm thinking save just dump people in there all right [Music] what do we got doubt [Music] um that's [ __ ] scary you do catch that's [ __ ] terrifying let's see it's weak to uh these that's [ __ ] scary um it's just the one right okay yeah uh actually you know what uh control team there's two one each department oh gotcha oh oh it's oh that's that's unfortunate for you buddy please no one die okay good okay uh i need i need everybody else to go help the info team please please no an unnamed character who died who the [ __ ] was that they got eaten noah well that hmm was it save was it safe no it was save red damage oh great love it oh save died well i'm gonna reset that and actually i'm probably gonna call it there actually armor speak trade yeah that's unfortunate that's real unfortunate what that is all right i'm actually gonna call it there because i will have to get things set up for the minecraft stuff he's probably playing a robot you were safe i'm sorry i tried i tried so hard okay is this this shit's auto saves right that's the next question so just save quit there all right we'll do the youtube outro and then i need to get minecraft set up game mode okay we'll return to menu all right let's do the youtube outro there's the valuables about bathtubs yeah you need to [ __ ] need to be strong enough and kind enough or not [ __ ] [ __ ] sane enough i don't know anyway look at youtube outro thanks everyone on youtube for watching so much if you liked it make sure you click the like button down below and subscribe to keep up with my stuff new videos every monday and wednesday at 1pm eastern time at least um there are my stream vods there's a link down in the description that takes you to my twitch channel go check it out give me a follow if you like so you know when things go live and see my schedule and all that good stuff um comment what was your favorite part about this was it me learning how the game worked the entire time so or i don't know what was your favorite part about what was your favorite what was your favorite of my abnormalities i guess and why um and share with your friends if you had friends who are in scp and never heard about this game like i didn't until about like two weeks ago show them this they might be really into it or if they're into like cabin in the woods or something like that they might be really into this type of this game anyway thank you so much for youtube for watching um hope you enjoyed it please stay safe stay healthy take care of yourselves i hope you enjoyed it and i hope to see you next time bye youtube