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[Music] hello hello listen I'm here okay he's saving grandmas and homeless people exactly see someone gets it bro finally someone gets it you know it's not easy being a hero okay let me do this all right it's had a fresh cut he you know you know how it is explain yourself what do you mean hello you know sorry that I'm 3 minutes late because I went outside and saw 10 Starving Children okay someone had to help them and these children were also homeless and jobless all right so I saved their lives forever changed so when you complain remember that you're not complaining about me you're complaining that I saved three no my bad 10 homeless children who were starving okay I gave them code scum for 10% off a GG sus and guess what now they're not starving anymore sh tell the oron hospitals to stop setting on fire uh thanks for the two k Ker hold on got to get something see you guys you guys get it all out while I'm gone okay yeah line up my ass my ass Majestic [Music] hello [Music] hello [Music] hello where can I get that chair uh exclamation point share hello [ __ ] [ __ ] controller oh my [ __ ] God bro [Music] hello [ __ ] hello like only my d-pad Works bro what a good game bro what a good game hold on Majestic Majestic all right run it back it was a good run Majestic good [Music] attempt did I hear scum nut would attack that ship what do we do when the climb is hard roll with it uh thanks for the two latte the five Mary would the twoing apprciate the three months Butters here you see the reason the game didn't work is cuz I forgot twitch hold on there we go hello hey you're goddamn right this is the climb we've been waiting for right is what we've been training for oh [ __ ] hold on wait I got to show you guys something hold on hold on hold on hold on I got something the other day yo what's up twitch chat hold on I'll be right back here scum not what attack that ship silly W did I hear scum nut would attack that ship I'm ready for the pain and suffering [Music] hello hello hello dud you will never believe what I have I want you should have take a guess what do I have what could I possibly have take a guess let me see let me see some guesses what could I Poss no shut the [ __ ] up you don't know that one guy specifically drugs I don't have fent but you know what I do have [Music] hello I got that [ __ ] crystal meth great sword Bab look at that [ __ ] holy [ __ ] yeah you see damn this thing is heavy as [ __ ] dude you see this [ __ ] yeah unfortunately for this run we will not be using this we will be using a piece of [ __ ] and by that I mean armor you know Bri armor yeah so fun dude but we do have a new spell put this over here just casually leaving my Dark Moon great sword on the floor now that's fine anyways did I hear scum nut would attack that ship no fire giant cosplay Dam it kissing face yeah you thought you wish buddy I hear scum nut would attack that ship scum do you have a 9 iner um you know it's a humble L 8 in you know 8. n it's okay though it's not about size it's about skill and precision it's hot as [ __ ] in this room man God damn hello oh [ __ ] okay so if you don't already know this is uh actually the second time I'm going to be doing this because unfortunately for me my past I have uh rolled and tumbled my way through the game using this piece of [ __ ] this thing does like 10 damage per roll depending on who you're fighting and uh you know the DLC came out so we got to do it again very very good for me so happy but you know there is mantle of thorns that'll help me so technically not armor only anymore now it's just roll only we'll take it thank you Miyazaki oh yeah we have a different character this time this is uh weeping Soul you know he that that that's him can you take a guess why he's weeping cuz he's got to do this [ __ ] build he's got to do this [ __ ] run that's why he's weeping see this [ __ ] look how sad he is he looks like a pug brought into human form will you ever and he's very upset that he has the gift of intelligence now because now he has to you know roll people to death ship good luck SC he look so sad he is sad you see a [ __ ] build run will take of course he's [ __ ] sad your scum nut would attex that ship where did you get the sword were you guided here by you get the sword uh I off the internet no I'm just kidding if you look up lifesize Dark Moon great sword you'll find it it wasn't I I don't know the website it is on um it is on Amazon though bro was just like spamming this [ __ ] Doug anyways onwards hello hello how many deaths do you expect actually don't know how many times I died the last time I did this for main game I'm about to go back and look than here let me see how many deaths did I have can't be that much [Music] hello D this was a while ago Dude a year ago we ended with 135 deaths you know not too bad we'll probably have less this time cuz you know we just beat the level one no blessing nearly no hit run so we should be fine thanks for the prime foul uh the two Colton the 10 Michael and the two Lord penguin good luck skum let the pain begin how long do you think this run will take I hear scum not long enough scum can I call you Edward thanks for the two quiz he you know if you really want to [Music] H yeah I wouldn't mind being called Edward you know I mean that's like far from my real name but you know Rick tough and he's a cool guy of course I'm going to use [ __ ] Shadow tree fragments are you crazy I just got done doing a run without them at level one [ __ ] yeah I'm going to use them are you crazy dude you think I'm doing that [ __ ] again [ __ ] no speaking of fragments there's two over here armor does not well I don't know if it'll scale with frags but the Spells should at least surely sure right that's two huge Good Start we go back up over here I would love to just teleport but this [ __ ] saw me hello thank you thanks for a thousand bits yo mama and the tier one death appreciate it thank you a Tripper I didn't miss any I don't think I missed any if I did it's not popping up for me hello [Music] that's not what I wanted make a video with Thorn sorcery maybe [Music] hello what my real name my real name is scum net bro my first and last name combined Majestic uh thanks for the membership mystery couch did I hear scum with a five bloodborne I'm back SC the five middle the five Vega I tank that [ __ ] what are you going to do is you going do [ __ ] this guy wait for me out he scum yeah at the end of the last run we actually were level 220 or something uh I nerfed myself a little bit because you know it'd be too easy so we're 180 bro is going to kill coner rad these are the stats we got which is pretty much the same as uh the stats I ended with in main game waiting for the L's mask DC mask turns you into a ler it has a single attack move which you know I had I had a cheat to literally Nerf myself also because I just you know my I lost like the save file so I had to recreate this entire character [Music] hello yeah the Dono voice is bushy also we definitely passed a fragment which I will need to go back and get I think I passed one oh no hello am I tripping is there not one here could have sworn there was one like near these dudes maybe it's the other Camp thank you I know oh damn well there's one up here though [Music] hello are you counting all deaths or just boss deaths we're counting all deaths this time that was only because I was trying to no hit the bosses in that last run that's why we were only counting boss the rolling run again for normal runs we count all deaths that was just like that run specifically thanks for the five uh gwindel hello n it should be easier this time around the DLC adds a rolling spell so I mean it's it's really dog [ __ ] still but it's less dog [ __ ] than just the armor that's no that's not it here it is perfect yeah I really don't know how much that's going to help it'll definitely help in in the fact that it'll like give us more defense probably more than attack so you know I'll take it more survivability for me I really probably should not be going through here cuz we're definitely not fighting this boss first yeah here I'm just going to quit out not going to waste time well you do all DLC bosses uh probably all of them I hear scum would attex that ship have you ever wanted to done by Ranny thanks for the two M and the 79 melons appreciate it bro have you ever wanted to be queefed on by Ronnie I mean it would have to be like artificial right she's a doll wouldn't even be real it' have to be like some carrying magic spell DS2 run you know we got like two years left I think I'm good did I miss your D I don't know I mean it probably it might have just not popped up yet hold on there's like demons chasing me thanks for the membership MMO let me see while we're running just make sure I'm not falling off the edge of the map oh thanks for the two air stuff his real name is Cooper you know not even close but you know sure if that's what you want to believe go for it hello but I assure you that [ __ ] is nowhere near not even close brother but you can you can believe if you want to mestic where the [ __ ] is this thing it's up here get these rocks and just like that we skipped Castle enus or whatever it's called anus Castle lus get this Grace why not oh yeah so it is Castle anus see how was right hello yeah Rana freaky as [ __ ] it's all have to say also how the [ __ ] did that guy not see me that's crazy that dude's sleeping on the job hello like I don't even have assassin's Gambit bro Enis n anus sounds better we'll stick to Castle anus did I hear scum nut would attack that ship his real name is Bartholomew mcle for the five a Divine Beast yeah you know out that was pretty close you know in a good world that that's what my name would be in the good timeline here we are to Mor ruins just simple as that that's how you skip it so free give me that frag there's another one this way I believe and then there's another one over there but we got to roll into that guy to death it's over here hello hey guys I'll be stealing that get [ __ ] go over here kill this buom oh there he is this [ __ ] prepare to die I hear scum with a that hey you like my build buddy you're not ready huh no one's ever ready for this [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God getting [ __ ] you're getting absolutely rocked buddy you're so bad you are literally so bad dog get in the corner get in the corner where you going perish I should have put on a timer for you specifically God damn just die there there we go look he's finally dead what okay no we we did get a frag I was going to be like very upset hello you friends with bushy of course I mean I don't know about friends I get I mean we haven't like talked before like not through text but you know what anyone who's not an OP is a friend so that gets us to four four blessings huge we take it yeah no but I've never had like a I've never not talked to this guy wait no I've never talked to him where it wasn't through text so I guess it would depend on your personal definition of friend you say like streamer friend I know there's a fragment around here oh there it is I hear can't trick me why are you throwing it back scum oh my God this guy bro out the way buddy scum would that ship his name is John jingleberry the thir Actually I don't even think I need to go that way there's no more frags right I need to go all the way around hello which means I need to go to Bonnie Village which means I need to go through this hole [Music] hello did I hear scum nut would attex that [ __ ] can you roll furnace go to death uh I think for the 30 I don't know I I don't know what that says cuz it's not in English but you know I appreciate the 30 NTS uh you know I think I'm going pass on that though hello I don't think there's any like a reason I would kill a furnace dude there's definitely no new tier that would help me here where's the little piece of [ __ ] building is it it's like this surely this is fine yes did I hear scum nut would attack that ship his name is p blood sucking well that's definitely not going to be good cuz it doesn't end that [ __ ] would just kill me eventually [ __ ] that you get 14 frags without fighting any boss I mean 14 blessings or like legitimately frags cuz if so I I feel like I already collected like 10 Maybe not maybe like [Music] eight 20% I don't even know if that would work for these items yo [ __ ] off naked man enti is Taiwan dude I thought that [ __ ] was like you know like nice try you know give me like 30 nice tries think for the two uh gooen you know I don't know about that one hello thanks for the prime Biz oh my God what was that sound holy [ __ ] a great Rune is broken oh my God is this guy stupid he broke his grave room how do you even do that are you dumb you got to be a special kind of dumb to uh break a great Rune I think listen if godric didn't break his great Rune then you got to be real stupid to do that [ __ ] [Music] hello I hear I'm not would tack that [ __ ] how the hell am I beating jingle same way I beat [ __ ] Gideons by rolling into him or her I guess her and him because there's a [ __ ] dude there too how's the Run going so far Mr do uh thanks for the two Donald and the two Aiden well I mean you know I guess it's going well it's not like I've done anything yet [Music] hello collab with bushy every I think collabing like on Souls games is just like kind of hard which is why I've only like pretty much ever only done one and for that one specifically it was a PVP event so like obviously if it was like PVP it would be pretty easy but something like an actual run would be just kind of hard to collab ones all right so the reason we came to the side entrance is because mantle of thorns is uh it's actually like right over there it's under the water so we got to drain this place you know drain game uh do want we get fragments get this thing first though four blessings here I guess I'll just grab the spell first here yeah unfortunately this dog [ __ ] piece of ass spell is uh it it's dropped from a tree Avatar Spirit thing you know cuz the spell is so good that they had to put a really hard to kill enemy with it you know however I do have a plan here unless the update somehow like made the AI better or something but it it should work hello hopefully it might take a little bit but eventually it'll work oh yeah there's also a fragment [Music] here yes I read twitch chat bro I have one chat on my screen and I see them both so of course yeah we might be here for a while cuz that tree Spirits definitely going to be an [ __ ] grab this awesome how did I make that first jump without sprinting but okay you know I'm not even going to question it nice yeah my character he was just trying to speed to run down there because that that's where the spell is you know unfortunately he forgot to remove the water I don't know who put that water there but they're [ __ ] [Music] hello hello do uh do you and bushy get freaky you're going to have to you got to ask your mom for that one bro damn got him get [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that was so good dude oh my God you're probably like [ __ ] crying right now huh still counts as it of course you yo realistically though like can I can my guy not just swim dude like I killed God before you're telling me I can't swim it's kind of embarrassing think for the five uh sasu is that supposed to say SASE Majestic these for the five Gifted Man what am I doing it's on my fault the [ __ ] you know the guy can't swim what do you want me to do about that armor heavy I mean even when I'm naked this guy can't swim is there a way to make it where like when a wall goes in your camera like turns is there a way to turn that off cuz that shit's [ __ ] horrible I don't know why that exists Majestic maybe that was a setting see hello okay that was definitely the setting cuz my camera didn't just move randomly what a piece of ass [ __ ] mechanic who the [ __ ] would want that hello for good luck [ __ ] these bats out of my way [Music] hello hello oh my God that [ __ ] was literally hitless bro holy [ __ ] I'm like [ __ ] genus my penis bro get [ __ ] no get [ __ ] oh my God they can't touch me so embarrassing hello ever play Left for Dead you know for like a you know a good couple hours thanks for the membership thinker man Majestic all right now uh the fun part tree spirit all I'll I have to do is get this Spirit to be dead you know it's so easy matter of fact it's so easy that I'm going to go grab this other tree spirit and I'm going to make him fight the other tree Spirit you know that's the plan because turns out they put two [ __ ] here now we just got to get lucky and pray he kill you know the the one we need dead dies first all right so you come over here come on no no no hurry the [ __ ] up bro I don't got all day get out the way bro you got to come down here come over here come on hurry the [ __ ] up [Music] hello where are you going are you stupid oh no come on come on come over here the stupid camera perfect now you spawn summon I command you I need you to kill this Beast kill him come here [ __ ] fight to the death you [ __ ] [ __ ] you're an [ __ ] I need you to slaughter each other like [ __ ] animals oh my God he gave me back shots you see how much health he has though that that was a th000 damage and he barely took anything that's why we got to like I can't roll into him bro it's not happening it's going to take 10 years running back I should have popped my physic of course it works we just got to get lucky and hope the one that I need dead dies first otherwise we got to restart matter of fact yeah let me make a save just because of that cuz they die permanently if the wrong one dies first we legitimately have to restart that's crazy bro all right yeah I guess I could put the timer on for this I mean it's not like going to be me killing them but it still would take a long time I guess I forgot what my keybinds are for this is it zero okay it's zero come on I'm over here do I have knives I have KN sh wouldt that [ __ ] been watching for a while fan keep the grind going come on get your ass over here bro disappeared for a second I don't know what that was oh you're so get down here get down here come on just [ __ ] come over here bro holy [ __ ] come here come here come here kill him kill him all right I just need to hide now hello I actually need [ __ ] I can't just hide I need to bait them I don't even know which one's the one I need dead anymore someone die kill each other what is that oh it's useless it's ass oh [ __ ] God bro oh no come on let me let me just go in here maybe maybe that's the play they can't come in here right there's a [ __ ] crab dude [ __ ] off yeah die you stupid crab you get what you goddamn deserve all right here yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah come on try to kill me I dare you what are they doing okay I I I I don't know which what yeah my ass sure sure okay let me get some knives we get some knives oh wait I can't do that all right back to it yeah I forgot that does damage you know I can't do that [ __ ] dude and you can't jump in this [ __ ] water for some reason like come on man come on uh-huh help come on oh no no no no you're not supposed to do that bro [Music] hello that's the one we need dead but obviously they're like literally identical where are you going bro are you [ __ ] insane oh my God who are you kill him kill this crab get him out of my sight [ __ ] get down here [ __ ] Oho how are you still there you [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah get down in The Fray kill this guy oh my God oh my [ __ ] god dude what an annoying [ __ ] guy genuinely what an annoying stupid ass worm dude like get down the staircase bro he's been camping the stairs for like 10 minutes get down get the [ __ ] off Jesus and then this stupid ass crab where the [ __ ] did this crab come from thank you yeah this is by far probably going to be the worst part about this run is it getting this spell cuz they put the [ __ ] spell on one of these losers for some reason come on oh so close you're so close oh my God just get down here oh my God who are you dude can you [ __ ] get down here your family's dead you piece of ass crab I'm going to [ __ ] eat a crab after this run [ __ ] you dog try to kill each other there can only be one first time watching this on T you seem really chill so yeah [ __ ] this guy bro second time he grabbed me through the wall my ass my [ __ ] ass you grabbed me my ass my ass you grabbed me bro through the wall yeah okay buddy oh hold on wait we got more Shadow blessings here this going to change everything right here there you go see now we win see that was the issue bewitching Branch can you bewitch those can you bewitch a big [ __ ] dude like that or H cuz it is possible to do it without hitting them damn thanks for the 20 gifted Lucas God damn Majestic no clue can I uh can someone go test that cuz I'm not I mean it's not like it's hard to get one but maest come on dude stop being an annoying [ __ ] worm whatever you are bro Majestic Majestic Majesty Majesty I would love to go into the church instead but it's like there's this stupid fire [ __ ] there that's annoying Majestic okay Majestic I don't know what's going on dude you guys just kill each other Majestic Majestic come on Majestic yeah [ __ ] you don't like that huh maest that's what we need right there is that other guy running away oh my [ __ ] god you're a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] hello yeah now he wants to act like he's trying to fight and [ __ ] right I hear scum would a that [ __ ] I have a feeling scum might actually go insane this run dude this guy this guy this guy stop running hey [Music] hello now where's the other one oh my God oh my God where the [ __ ] did the other one go bro where are you going where what where did he go h i dude I am going to [ __ ] kill one of these dudes holy [ __ ] how annoying can you be bro this dude just ran away he just [ __ ] ran away dude what an annoying [ __ ] guy get your ass back over here bro I'm not done with you come on come on come on dude I literally rolled that okay I don't know how that hit me got your goddamn mind buddy what okay get your ass back over here bro come on thank you come on wakey wakey wakey wakey wakey wakey bro Chop Chop get your down here I don't got all day buddy hurry the [ __ ] up all right now come and give this guy back shots it's so easy just do it you're not supposed to be the one that's dying dude oh my god oh [ __ ] just die just die one of you just die so I can maybe get the spell already bro the Spell's not even good it's not even good dude it's not even worth it just die [ __ ] oh no I don't even know which one needs to die but it better be the one I need come on I'm out of heing oh [ __ ] that's not good please be the one I need dead please be the one I need dead now please please please God what is that man I don't even know what that is [ __ ] you know he's low enough where's the God [ __ ] damn it dude Jesus Christ you know at least he'll deagro right so I can heal oh [ __ ] me he had one job and he couldn't even do it correctly man [Music] all right here we heal up heal up at Le yeah at least he is very low what's up cats you know just waiting to get my heels you know that's what's up now unfortunately I didn't get a infinite FP talsman yet so we're also I mean I guess we have heals technically we have that and that here we'll do the good old Strat here worm Stones I don't know if I have any those also take FP anyways lightning Ram is an attack that's not a Dodge just cuz you roll I mean yeah sure it says roll only I guess but that's not the point using lightning Ram would be cheating it's technically like Dodge only not roll only I guess that's an attack not in an evade so we we would not use that all right there we're Max HP now we swap that back to this and we go in it's time we're going to have to kill this man ourselves cuz you know sometimes you got to do things yourself clearly know this this annoying ass worm couldn't even get the job done you know at least he's like kind of low I like how I just couldn't see anything oh yeah you can't jump here that's so funny it's so [Music] funny gu you can't jump here guys what if we put Knee Deep Water no not even Knee Deep [ __ ] ankle deep water that you can't jump in that'd be pretty funny did I hear scum nut with aack that ship might be quicker to rest hard run and try again L thanks for the two Divine Beast oh [ __ ] I forgot the timer yeah this would have been like probably like 15 minutes by now might be quicker to restart now [ __ ] that I'm not restarting unless I die or this guy dies I guess I wouldn't restart if he dies but those are only options we got the heal Strat okay we're fine I have a healing incantation on this is with the healing incantation we're just making it go faster n I've tried it luring the fire night explosive dudes they don't go that far I mean they can but you really got to try to make them come out just [ __ ] annoying as [ __ ] do I have a healing Rock nope I'm so glad we got whatever this is dude like what do you want me to do with this did I hear scum nut with a great room that can I don't want this [ __ ] thanks for the two minman here I guess I'll start the timer now you know very late this will be a healing timer you'll see how long it takes me to get to Max HP BR says just use Ur tree heal does it look like I have that equipped if I rest this guy heals I'm not doing that come on you you got to think a little bit harder than that you use your head also got one [ __ ] blue flask anyways so it would be very not a good idea to waste it on that [Music] hello no you didn't do the fire hello like how much HP can that be dude it doesn't even look like it's that much Oho what how did it re okay I don't know I have no clue how it went that far but sure I me realistically if I die it doesn't even matter anyways it low key would be faster to just reload my save and make this guy alive again [Music] hello he'd be doing me a favor by killing me [Music] hello invalid run your armor does bleed yeah I [ __ ] wish buddy you're crazy if you think it does bleed out your goddamn mind thinking this [ __ ] does bleed bro oh yeah you're right they have like 30k HP well yeah but I mean like you see how low his bar is like how much could that realistically be like 3,000 [Music] no that's not bro we're not using [ __ ] what is it called Blind Spot we're not using that dude just cuz it's technically a Dodge you take any shortcuts like that you're a [ __ ] straight up mantle of thorns Brier armor only you try to [ __ ] cheat the rules and be like bro this is technically a Dodge n Darkness onlyc r r thanks for the CH Joo Darkness only DLC run you know the max damage you can get out of that is one so I mean technically it's possible but it take about two years I don't even know if ritual Shield does anything pop one of these hello [Music] oh that's not good just Retreat might as well didn't lose that much HP but is that it's a [ __ ] tree drun wait do you think there's another tree Spirit down here not be surprised that they put three [ __ ] here there's only two classic you they would only put two here these [ __ ] frauds it's okay I don't need it we're not using Electro charge we're not using any [ __ ] [ __ ] that's going to be cheating bro the only thing we're doing is Brier armor and [ __ ] mantle of thorns cuz those are the only things that are technically roll only electrocharge just straight does damage it doesn't matter if you roll or not we're not cheating we're not [ __ ] we take the challenge and we do the challenge simple as that uh I would pop black flame protection but I'm going be honest we got like wait I have Starlight shards okay now we should be fine I have 10 Starlite shards what happened man this would be so good if I could use like arrows or something [Music] hello I don't really feel safe here but oh my God the roll God I definitely was not just spamming Circle I'm praying that [ __ ] was calculated and Ed up with a that ship when's the next episode and then down B round yes dot I could have you now you come now that this guy is dead n [ __ ] you bro anyways we got this [ __ ] spell now we could do like slightly more damage let's go guys oh my God that wasn't even that was 10 minutes after he was put to like one HP by the way that's so cool all right we got the spell huge put that bad boy on we'll uh you know I guess we could put the seal here we need a staff for this boom uh if you didn't know by the way uh doing this actually hurts you so that's not great for me that immediately makes me lose two Talisman Buffs um uh this this spell also does not get buffed by [ __ ] just saying that's why I'm using this staff not even the thorn staff Buffs this uh you know the thorn armor I don't know about that I mean it's how like we can change our armor uh the magic talismans don't work and you know no like blue dancer won't work [ __ ] nothing works and it lasts like 30 seconds or whatever so and a very good spell they made I'm telling you Miyazaki made this spell on purpose just to torture me because why the [ __ ] does nothing buff it just like the armor cuz nothing Buffs the armor either really and yet they decided to add this spell to the game put it on some big ass [ __ ] like come on dude all right anyways uh we're going to need this to make it last longer we'll need a better one of those as well I guess we would need better defense ones too cuz Ian not physical but like Pearl Drake and all that better ones in the DLC sh all right let's go grab those now uh Turtle talsman should be free it's like down this way thanks for the two Divine Beast yeah technically that that might as well have been the first boss cuz that [ __ ] took so long and think about it that wasn't even the full HP bar I had to do that was quite literally him on [ __ ] in his deathbed on life support bro and it still took that long [Music] hello how's it going we just got mantle of thorns so you know what it's going well hello yeah we need blue dowo we need better Turtle Talisman we need better defense talism because all of that's in the DLC we need better stamina talsman we're getting right now we got lots to do we also have to make sure we do let his [ __ ] correctly because I am not fighting three NPCs if you didn't know there's a way to make it just Lea and um D so I don't really know how to do that I'm not going to lie but we're going to figure it out scum nut would attack I'm pretty sure you need to invade a dudee talk to armor guy him to go [ __ ] himself and I think that's it oh I don't know if you need to do that before or after mesir anyone know I I could always just make saves to make sure but I'd rather not have to reload staff of guilty does not boost the the [ __ ] mantle of thorns because the game's stupid mantle of thorns does not get boosted by anything because the game's stupid already know there's going to be like 10 trillion [ __ ] comments telling me bro you got to you got to use this bro like it does not work the spell is ass it does not work kill horn sent before Mesmer tell more to cry all right got you yeah that's what I thought you had to do let me make sure something real quick this uh that that all right perfect just had to double check something you better to kill horn sent yeah kill horn sent kill more pretty much I hear scum would Tex that ship hard cut off for NPC quests is burning the tree uh I'm just going to tell him to off himself anyways cuz just in case you know supposedly you don't need to talk to him at all which I think is true but we're just going to do it just in case did I pass the thing by the way or no oh wa no it's this one I'll be taking that perfect that's one Talisman down what is with the crabs man get out of here I already did the lobster run I'm not doing the crab run I can put this on for now more stamina all right what's next uh bless do or blue bless do I guess that is out here I think it's in this church unless it's in a different church is it not this one the one like it's like up here somewhere I going to assume it's that one if it's not I'll look it up everything is baale I don't even think that would work I think the game would crash that's if you actually turn everything into bail including [ __ ] animals maybe if you didn't include animals then it wouldn't crash oh yeah there's a fragment up here too let me snag that Church above where you spawn oh is it not that one what do you get at that one then be taking that can I level up my blessing no the church above where you spawn this one how did you get there thanks for the 20 gifted Fox God damn I appreciate it man Orest or anything in between you you know I appreciate it thank you elen ring blue bless blue do Majestic I don't mind the timer Church of benediction yeah how do you get in there maest behind where you uh go to more and then turn up okay we got to go to more and turn up you know also there is a fragment back here I missed so we'll be snagging that too than for the two Nick Brier plus mantle get 600% damage over set alone yep which is like you know 100 damage which is significantly better than 10 so no complaints for metic fire only probably I probably will unfortunately you know it's not as bad as this though so maest the worst part about that is the cast speed and that's it Majestic side path yep got you majest we are now at six blessings huge I I still don't know if that's really going to help aside from more defense but Majestic chair look comfy as [ __ ] you know if you want to know how to get the chair maest exclamation point chair it's from Amazon Majestic Mesmer in Guilty Gear terms you I'd love to do that but there's no snakes in [ __ ] Guilty Gear another one there's actually another one the way we're going too but we have to kill a dude for it so that might take a while you know what he'll be a good test subject for the spell maest now if only I could see I hear scum nut would attack that ship r at plus mandle get 600% damage over set alone yeah it it's unfortunate that that's the only thing that Buffs both of them aside from like I'm guessing golden vow and all that I don't even know if that Buffs it probably does if I was using it on the last run I that was a year ago so all right let's try to get this fragment first unfortunately there's like a bunch of dogs and demons around this guy you know we got it we're op as [ __ ] I just one tap him you know can I make it daytime so I can see hold on let me do that [Music] hello there's a bat just camping the grace hello hello the armor counts as a body buff no it's just nothing Buffs anything for both of these that's just how it is unfortunately I don't know if it counts as a body buff I mean it shouldn't we'll get all the fragments later we're just grabbing this one I probably missed a few that's fine and grab the ones I know immediately first oh pop that maybe I could like pop one of these all where's this [ __ ] where he at where the [ __ ] hello that the wrong [Music] one where's the the guy with the jar I'm going to assume he disappeared me restart I did not see him he was there let me make it not rain first I hate rain in this game it's just annoying [Music] hello wait I have can I level up you know maybe one day don't not mind getting more like FP or something okay let me try to like is that him right there no that's like I'm not trying to lock on that guy bro got come on go like why are you lock like lock on to the [ __ ] all right there thank you Jesus why is that so [ __ ] hard it's locking on to someone 10 miles away before the guy right in front of me [ __ ] off holy [ __ ] come here come here [ __ ] oh 137 that's the most damage I've seen in my life yes die that is so much better oh no that is so much better than 10 damage oh my God we've been blessed we got seven blessings all right let's go get this Talisman this way [Music] oh yeah it Stacks your Bri armor that's the only thing that Buffs it is uh Brier armor [Music] hello so technically I guess this is more of a mantle of thorns run can I hear d a BRI armor run cuz that's just the better damage Source I guess uh thanks for the two Junior new vid uh probably like a little less than a week by now we'll see is that is that a pig dude what am I hearing oh that actually is a pig oh oh he's still alive listen bro you do not want this bro oh that's it you're dead you're dead buddy where the [ __ ] you going where the [ __ ] you going dog you see that damage you're [ __ ] so yeah run [ __ ] this [ __ ] guy I hear scum nut would attack that ship wag that's it you've incurred my wrath hello absolute [ __ ] buffoon I tried to spare him I tried he didn't know who he was dealing with the powers that are involved oh easy skip wow I thought he was dead this guy damn Miracle I'll be taking that that is huge by the way if you've never seen one of these low damage runs infinite FP is huge dude oh oh that's where you get that I don't even know yeah too bad I can't wear it you got to wear this Brier armor you know is there no like Grace here hello it's a shame you know it's a nice view all right um what other Talis oh yeah defense talisman's now which would be in shadowkey I got to go tell more to off himself real quick let me go tell this guy to be depressed for the membership uh alandro and the five Alex hey more hello there together we no no no that's not how it works here bud I I don't summon no one uhhuh let's see all right you found you know this is like the only you found I'm not going to lie the rest of the [ __ ] you have pretty garbage buddy I guess I'll take that Turtle for skin though you know what I'll actually take these two maybe your shit's not that garbage you know a matter of fact hello no no no that's fine I don't know what to do uhhuh mother abandoned her brood she did not love us we are her children the [ __ ] you mean we must we be sad forever yes get [ __ ] sad forever yep that's you sad forever uhhuh and ever all right goodbye loser I like finding things for you lady Le things bring joy to all yeah poor guy bro I I don't want to do it but we have to bring you know I [ __ ] with his Vibe but you know they just had to make that ass boss fight man they had to make that dog [ __ ] boss fight now I have to kill this guy bro it's not my fault anyways um huh yeah we're not grabbing that one hello actually I guess we could we already have like the little thing that's how you get down there right it's from here I don't remember hello could go to Cerulean Coast get more frags yeah you know what let's do that plan for redon what do you mean I'm going to roll into him you always think there's like a plan or something plan is to roll dude that's all I can do that's all this build has uh Mor ruins yeah we'll go there later we already went there before don't need that it's like up to bail right I me I guess I'll grab this Grace here there's a frag here too no we have not be in any bosses yet we've been spending our time grabbing shits I'll be taking that right right goodbye um now you go where do you get Cillian Coast again oh you go down here right oh wait no you go down to this grace and then you take the waterfall kill thier I don't think you need to do [ __ ] to him I even think he helps let I think you uh betrays him if you do his [ __ ] going to run past these [ __ ] Birds I think it'd be better to go this way actually get like one less bird on me perfect that was the first time I didn't like get a projectile shot at me from a bird let we get a 2v3 yeah so I don't need to like have them dead bro why the [ __ ] did they make it where uh I already forgot his name bro havl I'm calling him havl I don't give a [ __ ] why' they make it where havl [ __ ] like teams up with her bro [ __ ] up FG from giantes absolutely [ __ ] up bro I know he'd team up with me bro I know for a fact [ __ ] Miaki can't Gaslight me Doug I know thier helps you but I I don't need like I'm not going to summon for that even if I do need a summon I mean there's already won there anyways so I don't really need to do anything [Music] hello uh thanks for the two Vendo um I think you just I think fire Dr would just kill you let's be real now oh sangu Noble I mean you know we'll take that guy I thought that was him guess not yeah I'll take the noble if we really need a summon I'll take him good enough hey could have made it a 4v4 if more could side with you but it's a 3v5 because he isn't yeah bro he should have been uh should have been on our side man like you tell him to be happy or whatever by the [ __ ] why the [ __ ] he team up over here bro my ass hello yeah he throws pots and [ __ ] he's annoying as [ __ ] that's why we got to get rid of him take that [Music] hello go in here there's another frag we take those you know what I'm really surprised about instead of going down the path where Lea like after they get unarmed they like [ __ ] turn on Micha instead of doing that obviously they made it to where they just like fight for micholas still but it would have been cool because if you could summon all of them for redon it would be just like the first redon fight where you can summon like [ __ ] five dudes that that would have been a cool parallel but instead they're like nah they're still going to follow him for some reason even after they they break free from the charm you know they just I don't know who knows that would have been cool though it would have been a nice throwback to the first redon fight [Music] hello yeah there's no way they would like why the [ __ ] would they still follow this guy it doesn't even make any sense they like know they were Charmed and they're like okay yeah I don't care well I I don't know [ __ ] about Dane so I don't know about that I don't know his lore you know let him manipulate them but yeah but it's like why the [ __ ] like why did she not give a [ __ ] like she don't care that she was Charmed I feel like most of the time when it's like you have like blind followers like that and then they realize they were like being manipulated they they'd be like n [ __ ] this [ __ ] you know I really that's like more realistic me take this boom we're out of here [ __ ] this area [ __ ] this bus um what else could I get did I get all the ones I mean there's definitely like some I didn't get we're at eight blessings surely there definitely is more I could grab I just don't really have them in mind right now I mean I guess I could go this way there surely some down here oh they were loyal before the charm I see I guess it makes sense for them too then but still there's like 5 billion other people yeah I guess you get like two or three of them you can get plus 14 before any major bus all right so which ones am I missing is there any down here there definitely is down in the crazy place but I probably won't go all the way down there for that Commander G yeah yeah I guess so there's one right next to Commander guas boss room and then obviously there's the five after you beat him horn scent was manipulated uh buy them in a fighting you because you're seen as an ally of Marica whom he hates also why what's with this guy's name being horn sent right cuz horn scent is like it's like an actual like faction or like race right so why the [ __ ] is his name horn scent because that's like naming a human human like it doesn't even make any goddamn sense why the [ __ ] is his name horn Cent imagine like that's like if I had a child and named him human or man like what the [ __ ] is that oh he's the last of his people oh I see okay that makes you know that makes a little bit more sense that makes a little bit more sense wait no he can't be the last of his people right because the [ __ ] what's that place called you know where the stupid dancing lion is there's like an old lady there she's horn scent right like that doesn't make he's not the last one [ __ ] guy he Gast lit himself Bro think he's special he ain't the last one [ __ ] what's up [ __ ] oh hell no I you saw how much that that didn't do [ __ ] to him I'm out of here [ __ ] no he to share's actual name I mean I guess yeah you know it makes sense in that context assuming he wasn't the last one though that would have been very weird I mean he definitely isn't the last one he's like one of the last ones I guess hello his name isn't orang Cent so we just don't know his name that's why you just call him horn Cent n you can't put on like taking off I already tested it Rock Shasha uh armor would be worse significantly worse go hello I know I was supposed to go through that window right oh yeah never mind this one this window I think the horn Cent and Maro should have kissed and made up yeah you know like after they slaughtered all her people go up you know what I don't get though I I don't understand the divine gate cuz that that's like man-made right like they made that out of people how the [ __ ] do you make a gate that turns you into a God how the [ __ ] does that work it doesn't what do you mean it doesn't that's literally what happens to Micha [ __ ] comes out of the gate and he's a God made of the shaman could be by the horn sent to try and commune with the sky of gods or by Marica with the greater will yeah I mean that like kind of makes sense but it's like how the [ __ ] did they figure out that they could make a gate that turns you into a god like how do you even figure that out in the first place all right so here's another frag huge actually I think there's another frag like that way potentially not 100% sure guess I could grab the emote luck yeah they got lucky they're like hey guys what if we killed all these people and like used their bodies to make this like thing holy [ __ ] wait guys oh my God wait it's actually doing something what the [ __ ] man how lucky yeah they have like moldable flesh or whatever [Music] hello I mean they the the Gates definitely made up of them but I just want to know like what the [ __ ] caused them to even try making that in the first place you know cuz I feel like you know it's not every day you're like hey you know what I feel like making a gate out of these people grab that that on uh where the [ __ ] is it they were experimenting I mean sure but it's like you know when I like let's say I'm I'm a [ __ ] mad scientist and I'm experimenting right like something would have to lead them to do that they you don't just randomly like hey [ __ ] you know let's let's make a gate dude see what happens you know h Hello guidance from the greater will all right I mean like that that would explain it yeah but I don't think there's any confirmation on that there's got to be like some item out there that like confirms it or something Divine Beast has to get powers from somewhere else yeah I mean I guess what's up [ __ ] actually don't even know if there actually is another frag here maybe [Music] hello we need to come here eventually anyways so there's a boss here hello and a talsman go back here get this [Music] Talisman you haven't ever made a gate out of people to try to summon a gun only on like Saturday you know has anyone has anyone uh on earth like tried that yet bro you ever tried that yeah maybe something will happen who knows we're definitely going to need this talsman for ran that's for sure see but another question I have like right is like this is where they live right the shaman this is her [ __ ] home right how the [ __ ] did they get that many people where they could build I told her that whole ass gate and the entire area out of people like surely there wasn't that many of them look at their [ __ ] Village dude it's like smallest [ __ ] unless they were doing it for like centuries or something hello I'll be taking that it's going to be useful later all right now uh I feel like I potentially missed one here or maybe in here there might be one in there I don't remember spawn Camp them maybe like it they definitely didn't do that [ __ ] in like a year that sh had to be like [ __ ] over the span of like 500 years Years also it's like they they can like fuse [ __ ] to their themselves right how the [ __ ] did they lose the war dude I mean I guess they didn't in the end again but like how the [ __ ] did that happen bro like fuse yourself to a [ __ ] minigun or something you know like come on Doug they just didn't have the strats yeah yeah yeah buddy I'm not here for you dog I do not care I do not care they did lose the war well I mean obviously like in the end they didn't considering [ __ ] Mesmer slaughtered them all yeah like in the very end they did not lose technically they can have flesh fuse with them yeah like make a make like a monstrosity [ __ ] flesh minigun you know shoots like bonesy come on man hurry up hurry up and leave [Music] hello Minun don't exist see but it's like it's like they got magical spells that can like conjure up Suns and [ __ ] moons but you're telling me that they can't make a Fleshlight Minun yeah okay sure sure dog one in here thanks for the two by the way King Angelo I told her how to do it my fault you know what you're good bro no worries Doug yeah why didn't she just summon a gun like clearly they didn't think too hard take that whatever this is bless bone sharp no idea what that is hello what's up Cho what's up how you doing chity cage yeah why didn't they conjure up like a spell that puts chassity cages on them it's like you know they like get [ __ ] you know they can't do [ __ ] now like they just really needed to like up their game you know it was kind of a skill issue let's be real they just were not creative like come on man I pass a Grace yep did I hear scum nut would attack that ship what fuse yourself like guard to Nerf yourself uh they two Divine I hear yeah well see godri was a dumb [ __ ] that's a difference sadd part of the got 10 blessings thanks for the 10 gasmaster uh said as part of the lore is moog was edged by Mika and was killed before heon you know very unfortunate it's how it is though you know in a Souls game see like godric fused himself with some piece of ass Dragon why didn't he fuse himself with like bail or something you know hello is he stupid uh larel tier no I think those are cool they only show up at night that's cool grab this now we can actually see the map holy [ __ ] it's a goddamn Miracle now if only I can open my map what Twin's in here uh this is two hand Talisman right so absolutely useless dropped by pot guy fortunately it's night time and raining so I have no idea where this guy is oh is that him he's not glowing though but he's going to die anyways Oho oh we kill him so much faster now oh my my god wow my fault it was not him there any more pot guys where they at it's not him on a body leaning over the edge at the top it's not a drop is on a bridge leading to the two Hand tows when got you that one little secret ass [ __ ] do you get there I hear scum nut would that ship I'll make my own way mode mod r only runin [ __ ] thanks for the two y hard mode rickety Shield only I don't know about that one you know maybe we'll just do like hard mode you know oh I never knew that one was there huge now which one El which ones am I missing now is there one by uh the big ass Dragon towards Bale than for five gifted Lucas Ramina yeah we can go to Ram actually yeah I forgot you could just go straight to her is there any towards Bale that's not on the Cerulean Coast majes uh I don't know where that is I actually never fought the two hippos if that's the one you're talking about Majestic the [ __ ] is this one this is baale [ __ ] right okay underwaterfall pass ruins is that this near the falling Boulders all right let me just remember how to get to bail oh yeah yeah that's a dungeon though I mean it's just an NPC guy I guess but probably not do that right now there is one next to the the guy who's edging himself right I don't know if I got that one probably not they're trying to get all the ones that don't require a kill first obviously cuz our damage is [ __ ] dog ass like straight [Music] up plus 12 is about 80% of the max blessings yeah I guess I'll get I'll stop at 12 all I'll start fighting a B 12 thanks for the two hot dog thanks again for the five gifted by the way Lucas I appreciate that man than for 20 man you just got paid bro go buy yourself something [Music] nice I thought there was one here was wrong yeah there's a cool rock up there though that I don't need that's that's the best part about this run I don't need to upgrade [ __ ] so we need two more how can I get I Amry how many do I needo got [Music] one need three how do I get two more [Music] without killing anything now you go back to nightmares thing oh [ __ ] it's too far up unfortunate [Music] H trying to think oh you know what what's that what's that one map [ __ ] gas well I mean like like I said we want to get 12 before we fight a [Music] boss raw ruins oh yeah yeah yeah you're right I I forgot yeah I can go this way yeah let me go that way um let me see you get there how the [ __ ] do you get there again first let me unlock Mesmer hold on let me go back and get mesmer's [ __ ] real quick oh it's the one I wanted you still play strive not really not recently that's for sure don't got the time majest like 18 months Lex Luther God damn [ __ ] 18 months Jesus Christ who else here loves gooning during scum nut streams I hear I'm sure like a lot of people which DLC Main die a horrific death hold on it's going to be worth it trust me that's why it's worth it baby you see that Mesmer skip huge hello huge easy Mesmer skip [Music] hello no I don't think I got the frag there we'll go backwards in a second so now we not only do we get this one we also have the grace straight to Mesmer which is huge so we can fight him whenever now as well as gas because we also got that Grace too now let's go backwards because there definitely is uh frag I missed you can't hit me if I'm zigzagging see H yeah this is awkward maybe I can't go backwards from here unless I can potentially stand on this nope that looked very standable uh think for the 20 DK br renberg which DLC would you most likely want to eat um DLC boss you know I'll say uh I'll say Rana you know and probably not in the way you mean let's see uh was it this one no wait no most definitely not [Music] Hello one of these you can just jump off somewhere I remember yep right here huge that gets us access to the little secret waterfall thing as well as this entire area this is to Ramina wasn't going to go here yet but yeah it's fine I took the wrong turn so we're we're going this way now hello is that a frag up here I don't remember what this is it's just that how about this what's this oh there's a PLT there that's good to know I just got three random chairs there yeah mantle uh think for the five by the way Colby mantle adds or it doesn't add I guess it it pretty much makes our damage like 100 total now normally with just Bri fire armor you get 10 to 20 per roll with mantle active you get around 100 something which is not great but it's better for definitely better does mantle add any usable amount of damage or will you still be suffering also hope you having a we're getting frags first before boss fight so we can like live we did not kill Mesmer we killed no bosses yet unless you count that tree Avatar Spirit thing mid will take 4,500 rolls how much HP does he have is that accounting for the 100 damage you do slightly more than 100 47k what's 47,000 divided by 100 Alexa 47,000 divided 100 yeah 470 rolls dude that's not bad that's like [ __ ] fire giant we've already done that oh [ __ ] I didn't I don't have my buff oh my [ __ ] God who are you bro go [ __ ] yourself dog now get get your ass back here get your ass back here bro spawn back in spawn back in does this guy even drop one I I need a I need a confirmation CU this guy is a [ __ ] annoying ass loser they put one of these stupid [ __ ] hunch dudes here the Hunchback guys this guy better drop one no I'm out of here I just got to kill him fast you know don't care you saw that I just clowned on that guy even though that like I didn't need to kill him how about this guy killing all of them literally no hit that guy without even trying okay well not anymore but still [ __ ] most annoying ass enemy in the game like on God go [ __ ] yourself bro you're ugly as [ __ ] you're nasty stinky get some shoes [ __ ] marget if he had horrible posture bro go work on your yourself go work on yourself dog get away from me [ __ ] ugly ass dude annoying ass dude bro all right how about this guy I know it's like only if they're glowing or whatever but I got to make sure you know oh no definitely not him Oho there some balls and I'll take it for some reason like I had three [Music] balls on a tree route is it by like a Talisman thing there's a one down here pretty sure it's like some shitty talsman now this is not the area I had in mind but it's fine no no buff I don't know if flame Grant Buffs it or golden Val but other than that no like tiles and buff it including blue dancer um so yeah I don't know it can't be physical either because I mean maybe it is but it just doesn't the talsman just doesn't work consecutive hit Talisman does not work with it which normally means it's not physical damage so huge is that another upgrade yes we are at 11 you know we get like one more upgrade and we'll be comfortable and just get three more hello we got most of the setup done we just need defense talism and one more fragment upgrade [Music] hello yeah we the only thing we really killed like only if you can consider it a boss I guess is that tree Spirit does have a boss health bar but it is annoying as [ __ ] to kill [Music] hello yeah I know there's hippos that drop it we're trying to grab all the ones that don't require a kill yet does this guy have one he's not glowing oh no oh you know what we need that that talin that makes casting faster that's easy to get calculus that go back up LIF SC frag by let grab the grace to ram [Music] hello uh thanks for the two Colton you mean this lift did I take another lift that I don't remember hello did you like Ramen if they got rid of her instant AOE attack and it had like like it was actually dodgeable up close then she'd be a perfectly fine boss also if they fix that hit box on the one move her entire body should not become a hitbox no boss's entire body should ever become a hitbox unless they're doing like a move where it's actually requiring their entire body like you know like if Asylum Demon doesn't ass slam then sure you know um I need two more and then we're good there's definitely more here I just don't know where oh but it doesn't really matter it doesn't have to be here just easy [ __ ] to grab here let me let me open up this one [ __ ] thing there's a map Genie like the better [ __ ] map thing here R of shadow um Shadow tree fragments okay I guess I got to like click on all these here hide all there we go let me see where are these things oh there's three in back over there I miss we got that one we got I don't know if I got that one don't think I did grab that one back here like a pot guy Miss [Music] hello round a spirit spring what is this oh wow I I did not know that was there is this the branch the guy was talking about definitely not right how much money should I donate to you it's up to you bro you don't got to donate at all if you don't want to we'll take that actually it could potentially be useful use it up this one it's apparently a guy up one of these like Spirit Springs somewhere [Music] hello there you are hi what's good man apologies I need your fragment oh that [ __ ] didn't have [ __ ] how about you you're next buddy oh you're a fraud fraud ass dude how about you oh wait this guy's a fraud too right I don't care you got to die oh did I already get him I don't even remember all right my bad you know [ __ ] that guy again though I didn't even know I already got that all right so we did grab those two oh there's the hippo one we did I get that one do I go down there okay yeah know we got that one and we got that one we got that one we got that yeah we got that one got that one we did not grab that one all right it's free free as [ __ ] God I love this song this is not a no blessings Runner you [ __ ] out of your goddamn mind we are we just finished level one no blessings I ain't doing that again this realistically should not take that long I mean maybe some bosses will but yeah like if we're talking main game only it should not take that long cuz main games like what four bosses it's only if you count le as a boss hello yeah poor weeping Soul he wants to go back to the Grave already straight back to Hell unfortunately for you your torment will not end not yet he's ready to die but he must live what's back here anything cool now this literally [ __ ] just nothing God damn dude thanks for the [ __ ] 50 gifted Fox holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude yeah thanks man or whatever you go by you I just kind of default to that just kind of a saying at this point thank you though I very appreciate it thank you God damn I I didn't even do anything yet see but you know what that's what I call investing right Fox is clearly investing in My Success here you know they already know I'm going to get it done Majestic if I could just get one more fragment oh you thought buddy you thought you could stop me you're a fool Majestic apparently around here Majestic inside the stone coffin at the base of the water po Majestic is there like a stone coffin oh there is the [ __ ] do I get down there Majestic I don't think I've ever been down this one Majestic she's so fine you talking about Jacko not be wrong oh Majestic she bad as [ __ ] on God Majestic maest we go this way eventually anyways yeah you know melash going to be here for a while by the way maest you better better get these Majestics in you know you better be ready Majestic he going to be here for a minute Majesty that's what I I don't even know how much that is is that actually 250 bro holy [ __ ] oh yeah I forgot there's an annoying ass loser here bro another one of these annoying ass dudes get the [ __ ] out of here bro have f are your flies Majestic that actually easily the most annoying enemy in the DLC Maes that like disgusting creature Majestic okay so we went a little too low I didn't mean to come here but I'll grab the grace sure I'll grab it kind of missed the waterfall by accident that's fine Majestic Majestic fire Knight's usually the worst personally I hate those dudes more now we're not fighting we're not doing this dungeon yeah I'm just grabbing the gray so we don't need to walk here again magestic Majestic you're rent deark Majestic how is that not hitting Majestic Majestic oh my God these guys are so annoying dude please I just want to open my map I just want to open my map please [Music] hello Majestic I don't know where the hippos are Majestic no clue bro I've never found them the like Duo hippo boss leg have never seen that mestic now this is the right one I think this way Majestic that's not what I was here for Majestic but sure I don't know why his armor sets here Majestic can I like please go up here dude Majestic oh please there's got to be some way to climb this [ __ ] Majestic this rock looks like the only hope oh Majestic so close so close but yet so far how how the [ __ ] do I get here how do I get up here [Music] Majestic Majestic yeah you most definitely are not supposed to drop Majestic drop down the graves did I not do that did I go too far Matic I already [ __ ] went down the [ __ ] [Music] thing Majestic these Graves I already went down these those literally where I was Majestic is there more grave somewhere too far down you mean like this path right not this cuz that most definitely did not go too far down this Majestic Majestic I'm guess you to go like left or something Majestic Majestic [Music] hello like what Graves bro there's no [ __ ] Graves anywhere legit there is no Graves dude maybe around this one like on the side of this okay yeah I see [Music] Hello there's no Graves I don't know who the [ __ ] was saying Graves hello [Music] hello it sucks that you can't make that jump though it's like so close [Music] hello hello Maybe by Graves I thought you meant like the thing that comes out the side I was jumping on there just drying gravestones all right is that the last one I need I need one more Oho one last one one last one I hear I mean surely there's one I could just pick up instead of having to kill do you plan on streaming today also need to get this thing is there one in here per chance [Music] hello is there one down by the would that [ __ ] Shadow tree Avatar no yeah we got the Cilan Coast one this one we got that one we got that one is there another one down here [Music] hello B yeah but you got to kill Dragon man hello there's got to be like one somewhere oh wait what am I do I have a map thank you uh we got those three we got that one we got that one uh chippo the chippo I mean if I have to I will but I'm just saying oh wait hold on wait perfect Shadow keep y there's one more oh wait wait no yeah there's one more right I I went the wrong way last time yeah this dude pre-fired [ __ ] [Music] hello so Grace in here right nothing did I hear scum up with a Tex that [ __ ] dud you guys are so funny why why the [ __ ] can my character not jump that [ __ ] broke ass legs like what the [ __ ] is that jump the thing [ __ ] [Music] hello like damn [ __ ] weak ass legs this guy hello and here we are perfect we're at 12 blessings that's perfectly fine we're not getting any more now not at the moment at least oh all right now we need to do Lett assassination before Mesmer so technically first guy we need to kill is horn sent oh hello did you feel it but while my I felt by my trust no wait I can wield my sword to call the undeserving I should have thought of this earlier right those of us who don't right right those of BU do I need to kill something first right those of how the [ __ ] do I start this thing oh I got yeah yeah yeah talk to him you presume I must then unsure what imp how could I Revenge think BL you too wait I got a oh wait no that's just a spirit thing there you are I've made up my mind the horn if he were to point his blade yeah he's going to be eliminated he was just there you know one I believe the never must stench I will have his revenge on hey she made up her mind quick as [ __ ] you know I respect that unfortunately she wait you know it wasn't quick enough because she waited till this guy left and she had her chance hello [Music] Oho now if I'm correct the summon signs around here oh my God you're annoying bro go [ __ ] yourself assist needle Knight Le needle Knight Lea that's how she says it when you uh you know hey letter let me stab myself all I'm ready you trust your word I'm here with the best Bill known to men I knew this day all right I'm need I'm going to need your help I'm going to need your help yeah there you go always give time I got to eat this crab real quick letter what a surprise you should join me here I am pleased he you should be please you see my buildit Peak get get your ass back here blood through at last God the fact that it doesn't stagger is crazy bro small onea employed his spells perish oh [ __ ] hold on I need my spell no don't let him do it yeah you see that I got him I got him you're welcome you're welcome what is she doing what are you doing what what is wrong with you never betray what are you doing I always knew she was a tweaker I could just tell she's copying your build yeah she saw my strap you know it was so good that she wanted to pick it up she's ready to Respec all right now we can kill Mesmer all me I think I need to talk to her again ah there you are well fought godamn right well F he was never don't worry let I got you you're going to let him me hit words were ill founded it was hard to hear I know I know I shouldn't let myself but I suppose it's only natural so there's plenty left what is that what did she give me enhances Dash attacks you [ __ ] Harpy I only roll what the [ __ ] is wrong with you who else I wonder I don't enjoy casting suspicion on anyone I've called a conr but it's a small sacrifice in the grand scheme I think who else I don't it's a small what did he abandon here I abandon here my heart yeah okay buddy you know the Land of Shadows got him acting real edgy bro he probably got like the Leon cut black hair and everything he's like here I abandoned my black heart chained down by my mother [ __ ] all right so now we can kill Mesmer right let me make sure this guy is upset still got to make sure he's sad do I need to do another assassination what what other assassination do I need to do all right so he's [ __ ] dead hello do I actually need to do another one to kill einbock well why do I need to kill him he doesn't does he spawn in I don't need to kill him right Miss Dono it might have just not popped up yet uh or maybe not yo thanks for the five meta that's some real [ __ ] you just said he does not spawn all right so oh he helps you I mean I don't need him I just get the other guy right that's fine I don't need him [Music] hello he doesn't side with letter right just don't do freya's Quest got you did I hear scum nut would attack that ship now if anything I'll make a save right now just in case like if I really [ __ ] up so hard hello get the roll Towman I mean I don't need no goddamn roll Towman that [ __ ] won't even buff this that's how ass this is should it bump it it should will it [ __ ] no it won't what is that guy doing [ __ ] tweaking ass sheep all right so we can now kill anyone we want it would be smart to kill gas first cuz then we get five of these but realistically it kind of falls off after 12 right after the update 12 blessings that would only get us to 13 is it worth hello I don't know I am not fighting dancing lion I was going to fight dancing lion first to get the Scorpion [ __ ] the Scorpion soup but real like is that easy to make cuz if it is sure because it heals you but I'm pretty sure you need like a bunch of items to craft that the old lady gives it to you she only gives you one though right you can't craft it really I thought the wiki says you craft it can you buy infinite from her or do you only get one she just gives it to you and only one at a time oh so you get like one every time you don't have it on you I mean but you get it for free right you get it for free if you do her Quest you can buy infinite if you can if you buy infinite can you only have one at a time y yeah what if you drop it yeah all right then I I'll do dancing Lon then cuz I just wasn't sure if that was like a crafting thing or not I don't know my information was off the wiki so it was already like probably wrong all right then dancing Lon it is I mean this guy's like weak as [ __ ] anyways right compared to the other bosses cuz it technically this is supposed to be the first one uh thanks for the two man I wish SC would roll me to death you know just becoming a very annoying boss when I got you Doug the worst boss yep [ __ ] hate this boss but we're getting something good out of it so it'll be worth it I wasn't going to fight him but that healing item would be very nice unless chat was wrong I mean we probably are going to do wall bosses anyways there what a combo oh they didn't follow me up here music slaps right now I think this the forest it's from uh the forest yeah yeah [ __ ] off buddy Oh wrong way how like leave me leave my ass alone stop hitting me they really slapped my ass that's [ __ ] assault buddy God I hate the fact that it doesn't stagger dude that's so like not even these birds like I can't stagger regular ass dudes this guy drop a frag wait no if I remember it's like some shitty Spirit thing right I don't want that [ __ ] hello it's Shadow he drops revered Spirit Ash yeah I'm pretty sure everything in here is like revered Spirit Ash right I want that [ __ ] am I going to do rain of fire if it's possible problem is with that is like you have to deal with the casting speed speaking of casting speed I just remembered yeah hold on wait we need to grab one more Talisman first now this [ __ ] could [ __ ] off thank you we need to go to big hatman and get the max casting speed in the game you're the room of all the fly dudes I mean it's fine can't even do anything with one frag anyways we'll get it when we need it which will be after Commander gas eventually [Music] hello yeah we need that Stardust talisman [Music] hello [Music] hello how many tries you think those will take on gas probably not that many Majestic cuz gas was one of the ones I have no hit already well I am in here it is a pleasure in allow me to mark whole Laden necklace awesome you just go to this one I don't think it matters right actually the one at the bottom gives us uh the healing one which would be nice that's fine we probably wouldn't have it equipped anyways or do I have to ring that one we'll see I might have to ring that one surely it doesn't matter you hard swap for heals yeah but the thing is the bosses are so fast in the DLC I don't think I would have time to do that which is better to watch streams for scum net twitch or YouTube doesn't really matter I stream on both just so chat can like pick which one they want which is whatever you prefer R of fire only run maybe I saw what Gino posted and man that [ __ ] looked like s [Music] hello I'm really looking forward to seeing all bosses no hit for the DLC I would love to see the strats they have to do for [ __ ] like this like this area bro what's up bro a little late on that one I've not played undertale but I saw like you know like years ago I saw eica play Ito [Music] oh do you know Manis means hand in Latin holy [ __ ] Cathedral of hand I know timer's off I don't have the timer on forever like all those other ones all those other streamers it's only for boss fights there it is beloved star dust maximum cast speedy huge uh now the question is what do I replace cuz I need that I probably need that I probably need that and I probably need that so you know we got to quite the conundrum here I guess I could lose this see but this is probably more useful than this because this is only for one hit so I'll probably replace that see how fast it is now okay oh it's definitely faster that's for sure you saw the difference God damn way faster yeah we need that all right back to Lion I'm so excited the last time I fought this guy in level one no blessing it was so fun it was so much fun you know I did know hit him though hello the question is could I swap be steal for ER tree that is a good question see because Beast steal is good and it's the most efficient one FP wise but this is also just way faster and for fast bosses you might want faster heal [Music] hello lightning phase I mean I could hot swap to this for lightning phase realistically though we should just probably not get hit all right [ __ ] it we just go straight in I need Blues though yeah that's the worst part about this is now I need blue flasks whereas before we could just have 14 heals I'm going get a good five and if we really need to we got the raw meat dumplings do I have busis I buis [ __ ] uh where could I get some poison ones real quick I never I don't think I have the bell I mean I probably did on the old save but this save I definitely do not yeah whatever I probably won't need it I probably won't need it [ __ ] it dude wee ball we have infinite mons when yeah I just need a hot swap to it [Music] oh oh wait I got a great idea I'm going to cheat fre FP oh my God stupid game Dumb game don't worry I I won't forget the timer five Samuel how you doing dog thanks for the five months maner that's it it's got a crazy track on inside the tower sculpted Keepers and perched within we beg of the oh [ __ ] oh God I didn't think I'd be back in this [ __ ] boss fight so soon it's not required but God damn it we need that scorpion soup Grandma I need it bad I need that [ __ ] bad granny I want that soup I want it now the CLE away the trumpet fin hello oh crab oh you fool you absolute fool I'm sorry God the camera so ass I don't even know how that one hit me it like bounced off the wall or something you know not the best start that's fine oh I need my spell God this camera is so bad what am I looking at dude oh my God 1,500 though that's the most goddamn damage I've ever seen in a roll run they literally dragged me I I don't know what's going on man I can't see got to roll these for damage I need that damage oh that's annoying you see why I did level one no blessings cuz now I know how to [ __ ] fight this thing that's why we did that run yeah it's going to be hard to roll and not jump instead but you know [ __ ] you oh no spell ah the camera is so garbage man we got three heals left but you know what half HP that's a lot better than the main game God the ice phase is such horeshit you [ __ ] [ __ ] okay but I didn't mean go to lightning phase like come on man it's not good that is not good the fact that casting this [ __ ] mantle of thorn [ __ ] takes my HP too is so annoying dude Majesty I definitely did not need this many Blues hello Oho yeah the ice face is definitely by far the worst for this I should have got those bulles man I also should have not gotten five Blues [ __ ] me yeah this might be GG's man I also forgot my physic I just realized whoopsies I love The Gift of Sight truly my favorite gift from God you can like see and [ __ ] Oho oh my God it's a [ __ ] miracle hello yeah we we cannot go in on Ice phase it's just it's it's not worth it I hear scut would aex that [ __ ] yeah you think you would think it would be lightning oh my God that camera is so ass Majestic hello that was too close that time that's just [ __ ] annoying bro bro did not give me a chance there that is not great at Point Blank [Music] [ __ ] is think he already in lightning phase that is so annoying I can't even see dude God oh we would be so this would be so free if I just got more heals man they suck a lot less blue than I thought there's still hope I just need a chance a chance [Music] [Music] hello [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn it I was too busy trying to swap my spells you know what oh [ __ ] I forgot the timer oh my God I just realized I was so locked in I completely forgot about the timer all right well we got it we got it it that was literally just a lack of flasks that would have been so free first try bro oh my God I'm a fool I'm a Fool God damn it yeah honestly like that [ __ ] does not take that much Blues I don't know why I thought I needed five dude all right run that [ __ ] back easy dub easy dub um here we'll pop this should pop everything get my FP back I could get her tree heal but I just got rid of Blues so I don't want to waste more Blues now [ __ ] that maybe for like a different boss I'll consider it I saw your ass buddy oh oh no come back here my ass oh don't worry guys I got the timer I was only slightly late that time that's how you know I'm locked in can't forget about that timer buff you know he's just wasting my time classic you know that random lightning bolt nothing new there yeah honestly I don't know if the ice phase is worth going in on yeah for that causes like a storm I don't even know I'm looking at half the time oh you're a [ __ ] again oh I still somehow hit him with that roll Oho that's so stupid like my character just like I don't know it's just weird he just like instantly got caught out of his role he just stood there bro just started standing dude hello yeah [ __ ] ice phase bro my ass oh God [ __ ] ice face that's really bad oh we managed to escape oh my God I love that I could see the HP go down that's huge you can never see that in the the other [ __ ] Armor run I did that [ __ ] was unheard of huge wind phase we love wind phase more than ice phase at least oh I lost my thing take it take this and that and this and that how got one also movie night tonight have a good rest of the round what wait what how the [ __ ] did he grab me yeah my ass what was that like red [ __ ] what was that don't care you know maybe maybe Miaki gave me a free buff or something El that is oh you're annoying as [ __ ] dog that was just kind of late to get out of there hello crazy dude I'm starting to think ice phase is worse than lightning I'm not going to lie maybe I was like tripping the first time around yeah like look away for a second dude [Music] hello is it always ice phase like [ __ ] off [Music] oh what a surprise ice pH again holy [ __ ] just [ __ ] off perfect oh that's not a full phase transition hello I didn't do the whole thing hello ohello why does it go that far that is such [ __ ] bro like you literally can't do anything if he does that right in front of you for the most part unless he pushes you like out of it come on foul Beast oh no I really should have got those bises ohoo I always forget that's like an actual like projectile type deal come on just leave ice phas already buddy you're a [ __ ] I [ __ ] hate you come on this [ __ ] guy man I get it dude okay you're like the wind guy so cool dude unfortunately for you I hate the wind staff from Origins die Beast all right you know it was slightly more than 11 minutes I forgot to start the timer but first boss dead that was probably like 15 minutes huge all that for um not even a level hello you know it is what it is but that's not why we killed them killed this boss to talk to Granny to get some soup you know cuz more soup equals more healing now question is where the [ __ ] is Grandma I have never seen this chick in my life where's she at thanks for the 10 gifted Fox I appreciate it thanks for the 100 bits rice anyone know where grandma is uh thanks for the two banana this boss sucks on gun it would have been so much worse if we didn't have the spell majestic thank God the DLC buffed the armor run cuz God damn that would be horrible that would be so bad Majestic you need the second floor key I think I know where that is I know where a key is I don't know if it's the second one Majestic we can see Majesty see where I'm at first Majestic um and they went to the long race Majestic yeah that boss does suck ass by the way you're not wrong by far the worst boss in the DLC for me personally I think that one's the worst one did I hear I don't know how people have that [ __ ] in a I think it's s south of alter side of Grace got you you let me just Escape these enemies hello you think Jory is better no but we're talking major bosses now what's this key I know there's a key here oh wait or am I this one oh no [ __ ] is it this one no that's the well I already have it [ __ ] off dog oh didn't even know this was here goodbye do I have the key nice I don't know when I got that one all right so where is the door where's the door I got to open oh what's good ready hello hiding from editing by watching Dr nut now you got to get on that [ __ ] Ry you're up and coming you see your [ __ ] your algorithm geez I can't speak your algorithm right now bro you got to get on that [ __ ] got to strike while it's hot dog sewers oh so I had no way it's a sewers right why is grandma in the sewers she ain't there no [ __ ] way across Bridge with the rain shadow guy uh was that this one this one I don't remember I [ __ ] hate this place Alo been going crazy oh [ __ ] hold on got to scroll back up uh turns out I just had to suck one YouTube guy yeah that's the Strat right there bro that's always the Strat you seen the suck run oh what the [ __ ] over here is this the bridge that you're talking about you know there's some dudes on there oh hey Granny this is your house damn [ __ ] you live like this the [ __ ] is this and she freaky bro I don't know what she doing stop moaning in my ear what's this [ __ ] SpongeBob ass door opening sound effect all right hold on let me get this soup how the [ __ ] can you see oh such a joy a hell no granny freaky as [ __ ] the first thing she said to me is oh yes this this smell what is wrong with you Beast Ence a great anxiety yeah old woman foolish fear uhhuh yeah I'm here for the soup granny come on hurry up now stop moaning Jesus stop I amure vessel of this my son I don't want your son and what the [ __ ] I don't want to have your child I want some soup though let my song will I no you don't need to sing that I it's not what I'm here for to keep my song yo when do I get soup man when do I get soup oh do do I got to reload what a nice you saw the picture of uh like when you have that helmet on that's so cool dude you see like literally nothing look at that beautiful picture of my character wow that looks just like him that looks just like him holy [ __ ] Beast I guess some soup now granny glor I just want to see what's up with this soup you know I want to see if it's good must hunger yes me hungry pry I hunger yes all right is that actually good so hold on does this actually work someone in chat said drop it and then ask again Beast should it doesn't work it doesn't [Music] work to dance and that would have been crazy if it did though you know if if that did work it's says you can hold like 99 oh wait no it can't you can store one so what if I store it I mean I'll take two you know try the chest is there a chest in here or you mean like store it in the chest we could store one so we could get two I don't know why you can only store one I don't think um there's any other item like that yeah let me see if I can get an extra one though so I don't need to come back here oh my God bro I don't even actually have it equipped it's just in my little pouch man I mean regardless if it's only one it's still useful that's an extra heal um this way yep let me see if I get another one yeah all right we got two nice I'll take it that's two free heals all right so yeah now we can kill Mesmer or I could you know Branch off and go to like another side boss I don't know if that's the play like do I really need these I feel like I don't really need those but if we do end up fighting Commander gas I guess it would be better to just do it as soon as possible Bale I mean he's going to take a while to get to all right we'll do we'll do gas cuz it's like if I'm going to eventually kill him I might as well kill him really early for the you know the extra seeds and all I also get to see what this new guas update did apparently they changed something on it you know of course after I killed him in level one no blessings so well first I got to got to take a little little tinkle break you know so I'll be right back you know enjoy the chair stream ratty if you're still here you know [ __ ] edit your [ __ ] video man hello that [ __ ] [Music] hello hello did I hear scum nut would attack that ship you can get a stronger one after Mesmer [Music] hello all right I returned Hanan stream yeah you know I was doing a little little like stream experiment you know experimenta the [ __ ] what I say you know I'm doing some variety content and by that I mean not doing anything you know was uh ratty yo you finish your video yet DG got to be on that grind you better get 100K and by the next month I better see that [ __ ] if you I don't even know he's still here but hello all right we got crawl playing oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that's how you know we're getting this first try now run that back run the song Back turn it up lock in straight in we going straight in hopefully the damage is still good oh let me steal some uh some FP real quick from Miyazaki look is that do that do that yeah let me steal that FP for free baby all right let's go hello oh he comes over there now I thought it was like on the other side yeah okay you know sure you can have that free hit dude yeah it shouldn't be too bad like this move alone is two free rolls that just kind of a bad angle on the camera I think the the main problem is going to be reapplying yeah it definitely will be normally there's some of these attacks I wouldn't roll but obviously we're going to roll them no matter what [Music] Oho damn that didn't hit him my bad I don't know if that one actually should have hit me but you that's fine that's was kind of like to the side of that even if I roll backwards that doesn't hit are you crazy oh the timer [ __ ] it's fine it's been like 5 minutes I was wondering why was I getting hit I was like oh [ __ ] the timer's off that's why it all makes sense now like how I literally like not too long ago I said I wouldn't forget the timer and I immediately forgot how was that not hitting him oh 127 yeah that's that's a lot better than uh how much damage we were doing in the base game thank God like the spell is ass don't get me wrong but it's definitely better than just Brier armor the fact that it also takes away your HP is [ __ ] up even though it's not a lot there it is second phase I got time pop one of these [Music] oh I'm so much better at gas now dude after that level one no blessing run I used to suck balls at this fight oh I need my that's a pretty rare one I feel [Music] like what is that it's that one like ass spell oops I spam rolling too much on that we got the heals so we barely like use any heals I guess I'm just far enough to run this love to get one of these off that was like just [ __ ] you son of a [ __ ] God damn it that camera was so dog [ __ ] that move normally like would never hit me but he used it in such a weird spot not the one that killed me but the one before that that was just such a horrible angle the one where he like runs away and then charges into you I think I'm going to get one I have two Blues okay I thought I only had one I was going to say like I should probably get extra all right this one for sure we steal some free we go in yeah yeah yeah I got timer this time from the start let's go this time we got timer buff okay so I see this this is what they changed from uh that last update that tree trunk really [ __ ] me so he doesn't just Sprint at you immediately from the the gate anymore that's actually a good change I looked at to see if the timer was on and I goty hit got to make sure you missed horribly Oho like getting stuck on his head I mean normally you would jump that anyways but got to trade that for a roll hello oh you fool you absolute buffoon did I hear stom up would attack that ship you should do electri char'll be R got to just like not spam roll too hard on openings hello what an [ __ ] twice is crazy bro can you [ __ ] up three times like are you out of your mind hello that's got to be like the worst gas RNG I've ever seen bro three of those nearly back to back I mean two of those were back to back oh no he he was too far from me so I couldn't get in the middle that is [ __ ] dumb what an [ __ ] keep playing that [ __ ] on God heum with he must get ey frames during that cuz there's no way I don't hit him there videos Oho I thought he was going to throw his spear or something there I was like so confused hello Oho okay interesting hit box I was like legit already behind them oh no God bless all right so it takes about 5 minutes to get there it's not bad maybe like I should roll into it instead next time I don't know why that hit box is so weird as I normally you wouldn't even see that move assuming you're fighting in melee problem is is like I got to run away and get these heals and [ __ ] number three this is going to be the one I honestly kind of preferred when he was just like kind of closer I don't know why like they didn't need to put him this far yeah with all the Buffs dude this [ __ ] hits oh no [Music] God this is so stupid dude this is so dumb what the [ __ ] was that camera dude [ __ ] doing spins like look how bad it is without the spell dude three rolls is not even 100 like this spell is ass but it definitely helps for this run specifically I was not supposed to be on that side but it's fine what an [ __ ] that's the only way he can hit me huh doing those back to back [ __ ] three is crazy bro should unlocked that [ __ ] up my r God if only this spell actually lasted longer man that's definitely the worst part about it is reapplying it yeah I forgot about it was about that time camera [Music] what a [ __ ] annoying move that one's all like it's not that annoying it's just kind of like got to move hello not the best right now zero flasks I just realized I never use my physic either okay yeah so rolling through that bettery I thought he was about to do it twice in a row one of those do awesome I did not think that [ __ ] would go that far clearly I was wrong I'm telling you bro it's just he's getting so lucky every time he does those like triple charges that's what's eating up all my [ __ ] it's like I'm not even that far and he's doing it it's just crazy also let me let me actually like reposition my spells what this to be here [Music] isn't wait wait hold on isn't there a thing that casts both fa and uh ins so that way I don't need to swap these that would help so much cuz swapping these things actually wastes like half a second there definitely is right how do you get it um staff of the great beyond is that it God bless bro this [ __ ] drops him this stupid finger [ __ ] yeah I guess we're going to kill finger [ __ ] as soon as possible that's going to be so much fun bro oh my God yes yes at least it'll give us something good hello also I just realized I I could um not using any great runes I got like 30 run ARS yeah honestly I probably should have just got like Ron's great Rune or something that [ __ ] was [ __ ] ass on no sh back come here if he just stops casting all this [ __ ] in second phase be fine also if that was just like not that long that'd be nice that's like the fastest casting speed for that like it's pretty fast but it's not fast enough for this boss [Music] call yeah it looks like uh he gets ey Fram doing that I didn't hit him apparently [Music] hello lucky [ __ ] that [ __ ] should never hit me I'm not trying to roll that way brother I want to go the other way but his head's so big it drags me back we'll just do it like that for now on oh he tried you saw that cheap ass [ __ ] I lost the reapply because of the stupid seal how is that hitting me oh my [ __ ] God you stupid [ __ ] like this is this is legit how I lose all my heals just he gets me in an infinite stun combo thank you I'm free Free from infinite stun combo now I can actually like Dodge if only this thing did stance damage oh no Oho like [ __ ] off dud keep trying to do that cheap ass [ __ ] that ship a blone staff also makes it you cast faster maybe that would help a little bit or does the palis make your casting Speed Max just by itself that [ __ ] High SC y what's up like you see what I mean bro I'm literally dying because the camera becomes [ __ ] garbage for a split second that [ __ ] was so ass bro I could not see I could not see bro [Music] I am literally dying to the camera like come on what is that garbage ass camera angle I could not even see anything it's okay you know try number four that's the real one this is the one where the the camera is an ass I hopes Good Start love to see that h okay that that one was genuinely my fault I like okay but you don't need to do it twice bro like make up your [ __ ] mind thank you holy [ __ ] what is with the cameram man normally when you lock on with that it's fun Lally not this time maybe I just don't lock on for this one I need to H yeah I should have known better honestly oh no that's not what I wanted run that back that that that was not a good attempt this [ __ ] should not be hitting [Music] me also forgot my physic oh is the attempt this is the one you know why cuz I'm not going to I'm not going to lock on completely this time and we'll be able to see holy [ __ ] look how easy that is it's like when you can kind of see wow Oho see but it's like for [ __ ] like that I want to be locked on but it's like I can't really afford to hello hello hello H hello hey bro you literally cannot like Rec recast this fight that without like eating ass most of the time hello hello God damn that does so much damage I'm am not looking forward to seeing redon damage dude this guy's doing that much at [ __ ] 12 blessings or maybe it's that move specifically I don't know telling you bro it's just a recast man it is so hard to get up like sometimes like I can't even get Beast steel cuz most of the time I get hit trying to cast it hello what actually surprised that hit me oh Oho like [ __ ] got to get away from this [ __ ] gravity thing yeah this camera wasn't so garbanzo this boss would be a lot better like what am I looking at bro I don't care die thank god dude like rolling into him made the camera so ass holy [ __ ] I I cannot wait to just go back to a normal melee weapon after this dude cuz holy [ __ ] that camera was so ass just cuz I kept like having to roll into him for damage normally it's definitely not that bad like clearly if you looked at the the last run I did it was not that bad when I fought him God bless thank God it's over y thanks for the five gifted uh undulates and the prime [Music] Oblivion hey you know like 9 minutes not bad not bad at all uh and the tier one undate you know that was like 10 minutes ago but you know I appreciate it thanks for the two space matter the 10 syn AER Glenstone staff also makes you cast faster I mean would it make it faster than this cuz it says by the utmost I thought this is like this means as fast as possible thanks for the 20 by the way Fox Majestic can you go faster than this Talisman does anyone know hello I thought this Talisman was the max speed I like I I can't hear [ __ ] Bro music so loud magestic it might stic I mean there's a maximum speed in the game which is like 70 decks right or some [ __ ] like that like I I thought this Talisman goes to maximum speed you tell me I could go faster [Music] hello dman alone hits the C all right yeah that's what I thought anyways if you're wondering why we killed them so early on it's cuz of these these bad boys right here that's why we killed him Majestic yeah five of those Majestic you know I still likeis I still am very confused as what this tree like does so it's just it's just the tree but like ugly what's up with that thanks again for the 20 gifted Fox I really appreciate it man and uh the 10 sink that gives you artificial 99 decks which means Max cast all yeah lowkey though like if I don't want to take the extra damage swapping to that would not be a bad idea we now have 13 blessings if I get one more seed I can get 14 Majestic the turd tream majest yeah you know I can see it so which came first you know this tree or the Earth tree like you know what's going on what's up Majestic was it the one I missed I'm pretty sure that guy drops a spirit thing Majestic here let me see I have a map that tells me Majestic oh there's actually a lot in Bell rat there's like three in that [ __ ] oh wait this might be the area above it hold on yeah way that shit's like the area in front of it my bad he scum on the ground in front of Mich cross that Talisman gives you the artificial 99 Dex which means Max cast speed smile face you're fine that's all you need it's not very helpful where the [ __ ] the cross there a cross where's the cross and bellette apparently it's right here giant scorpion what's that in front of the statue is that like the shitty other one hello before the room of the Scorpions jump to the right the room with the Scorpions trying to remember that is this annoying ass dude [ __ ] [ __ ] it's down here it's at the bottom can I survive that jump or do I have to go like get in there somewhere else look how annoying this guy is bro chasing me all the way out here [ __ ] annoying ass character [ __ ] away from me is it down here bro look at this nasty ass turd water like this [ __ ] is solid [ __ ] yellow Brown like what the [ __ ] do these people be eating dog these nasty ass dudes not down here is it down the well yeah we might do Mesmer or a mother of fingers unfortunately cuz that I won't lie that staff would help thanks for the tier one yo mama so how do I can I just jump down the thing over here or no how is this [ __ ] just now walking back [ __ ] it [ __ ] this guy Rana I mean killing her doesn't get me anything useful which is why we're not fighting her yet I can just survive this jump cuz it is down here right oh my God these [ __ ] annoying ass dudes man no definitely cannot definitely cannot uh how about out here you know maybe you can survive I don't know I'll just go this way you sure it's down here man I don't know I don't see no cross D said down by the Scorpion [ __ ] out the way that ship have you thought about doing an old boss run um they the two George no CU that' be like a zero minute long video you [ __ ] off oh my God all these random ass dudes left holy [ __ ] [ __ ] you mean left me up here see it's like just say go over the rubble next time instead of left cuz God damn bro that Ste that the stream delay dude all right there we go we got that why is there no Grace in here bro what is this piece of ass get stupid [ __ ] flies you deserve death I will say they they know how to make annoying ass enemies that's for sure that didn't work the first time you thought it was going to work again dumb [ __ ] can I teleport now all right perfect uh let's just go back over here cuz probably will go over here I know we're going to fight him yet but still got to decide which boss to fight next I just came here to level up all right we are at 14 blessings awesome now here now the easy option to fight next would be Mesmer but fighting mother of fingers would get us a staff that I could uh cast both incantations and sorceries with because this is technically a sorcery so I wouldn't have to swap anymore and we probably are going to have to kill her eventually anyways so I don't know Mesmer or mother of fingers man mother of fingers would not be a fun time though that [ __ ] would not be a fun time people say 12 Shadow frags is the same as level 20 yeah well they're stupid because not it's obviously not the same otherwise it wouldn't exist um how much health is mother of finger time she had has 43,000 HP all right let's look at Mesmer uh 38,000 all right so it's pretty close problem is mother of fingers is nearly impossible to uh no hit right so we would pretty much like it's just guaranteed to be a worst time killed Divine lion and Commander gas oh my my chat's like hella delayed on my screen hold on let me uh do this how did you kill gas I rolled into him you know like a real one fight the fies God God do I want to do I want to I mean it's not really you know it's not really up to me if I want to but staff yeah it would help out it would help out yeah okay we'll do mother of fingers God bless I'm so excited um I have to go to bail to get here right there's no like other way looks like we're fighting dragon man [Music] hello that's 11 deaths be is fine like you actually just go from here I didn't know you could just go from here I've been going the other way the entire time the [ __ ] do you get down there from here oh I see I [Music] see yeah Bale like I like Bale he's my favorite boss but killing him would not benefit me in any way right now so you know probably not going to do him anytime soon if anything we'll save the good bosses for last oh he is most definitely a good boss like that you can see the Dragon's Tail from here [Music] hello we've done Divine Life and Bale not baale my bad Commander gas we're going to do bale probably last not very last but like last like couple bosses cuz he's actually a good boss you know hello Bale might be worse than melenia bro just outed himself to having a skill issue can't even compare the two melenia is a one trick who has one super hard to dodge if you can even call that hard to dodge after [ __ ] redon but Bale is just an actual good boss I could see why you would think he was he is ass if you're fighting him wrong it's the same thing with madir you know a lot of people hate madir all those people who hate him are probably fighting him wrong you can't fight them like placitas saxs or all these other dragons you got to play for the head you know Mesmer better than both I'm not going to lie Mesmer is like way too easy of a boss for having his reputation don't get me wrong he's s tier he's definitely an S tier boss but godamn he he is [ __ ] easy as [ __ ] like way too easy they should have gave him a third phase or something ring that we actually got a good talsman here too see that that's good yeah midra is a really cool boss too he's just really weak and pathetic I like ptox better now that's an opinion I absolutely like cannot respect I think placex is like such a stank ass boss I used to like him but it got old fast as [ __ ] I I cannot stand any dragon fight where you're just supposed to hit their feet that [ __ ] is [ __ ] like ass oh yes and then you start hitting this guy he turns around breathes fire it goes through his entire body you just rinse and repeat it's just really annoying bails like a boss you actually fight conce like you're actually fighting him not just hitting his feet we placetx is definitely more cinematic yeah for sure but that doesn't mean it's a good fight well it is their mother fingers we all are new yeah then placex just starts running and running running and running like it's justu so annoying dude and yet may you join any dragon fight that where it's like you actually have to fight them and you play around their head is immediately going to be better than the dragon fights where you hit their feet [Music] hello highly disagree well I mean you know to each their own but Bale is definitely a better boss in my opinion hello plac sex is a giant slug I do not enjoy his fight yeah it's like I said any any dragon boss where you're not you're just like literally going behind them and hitting their [ __ ] like tail or their their feet like I just don't think that's a good fight no it does not do Bleed It should it do bleed probably but it doesn't D I thought she was hitting that a pose for I was like confused come on just can you do me a favor actually can you just like fall off the map that ship do you think scad tree is going to be hard fall up oh you're so lucky you're so [ __ ] lucky I can't like push you or some [ __ ] wait I got an idea high risk High reward oh my God what was that camera yo come here hello can you just follow me oh it was so close you saw that [ __ ] oh my God so close you [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] it's going to work that that ledge is definitely like close enough to where if she gets down there she falls off 100% 100% there was got lucky she did a a ranged attack there just wait for Leta but does Lett us spawn here what do you mean oh do you mean like Lett us fight yeah I'm not looking forward to that most definitely not I could kick her but kicking does damage so I'm not that that would break the rules of the Run can't just kick ancient wyvern DS3 all the way realistically like potentially I could just go back up but we want her dead where's that ledge back over here no oh but there's a there's another oh oh okay yeah I got her that that wasn't my plan but sure I'll take it actually that was part of my plan that was uh that was calculated you know you guys just couldn't tell play for the five ruined the two Junior Shadow tree Avatar that [ __ ] is most definitely going to be a pain in the ass honestly don't even know if I'm going to do all bosses we'll see we will see I will probably do like majority of course but there might be some bosses that I just don't want to fight and I'm not going to lie that stupid sunflower might be one of them we'll see how long the run is first it really depends how long this [ __ ] is cuz I'm not trying to have a five hour long video you know right now we're just fighting things that we would actually benefit from okay oh man this staff better be [ __ ] worth it bro this [ __ ] better be worth it cuz I am not a fan of this boss you shoot wyver in DS3 all the way yeah man that shit's so Peak all right yeah you know I didn't think I was going to be back here so soon at least we we don't get one tap this time yeah this is definitely going to be a very bad one for this oh how did that hit me what I actually like took damage there you saw that I might be getting hit but she's definitely getting hit too that's all it matters to me right in the fusi you know is that is that doing more damage actually I have no clue thank you oh oh God she just gave birth oh God right in front of me going to be traumatized forever one hand dead what I just could could not see calm down mother of fingers I'm just trying to kill your children there you go [ __ ] got three flasks little over half not looking great oh there it is y like not much I could have done about that been just like already be running all awesome I rolled and I still got hit by that that dude yeah I probably should have healed there I didn't realize my HP oh I forgot the timer that's my fault you see I didn't start the timer cuz I already knew that was just going to be a practice run know that's why I didn't start it see now that the practice run is over we got it I have a heal spell I tried popping it and I [ __ ] got [ __ ] in the ass [Music] [Music] hello Oho I hear can I have her scummy on oh [ __ ] didn't realize that I have the spell on oh no I'm I getting hit by that dude and most definitely rolling no stop all that that was my bad I was just trying to spawn killed them if you're fast enough I I definitely could probably spawn kill those I wonder could I potentially bewitching Branch those dudes I mean they probably would do garbage damage but at least she would probably be able to kill them whoa that is not bad damage [Music] hello does 100 per roll but yeah it's definitely not as bad without out the spell I don't know about that's not bad damage it definitely is bad damage is it the worst no Runar I mean godric's great Rune is not doing much so I'm not talking it I'll go grab like Rons after this if I die again thank for the two by the way Cal say right yeah c kid can I have some scummy wummies well not right now maybe later that that's the worst part dude the recast what I I genuinely like have no idea I'm getting hit by that how the [ __ ] is that hitting me am I medium roll maybe that's why no I'm Light low I don't know how the [ __ ] that's hitting me all right let's get redon's great Rune so we can actually like get a useful Rune Arc and I hear scum nut with ATT that ship oh yeah I was forgetting my physic forgot thank for the two 2K you know I don't know about that the hit box is touching you holy [ __ ] that was the most insightful thing I've ever read good job look at that you might be the next Einstein I'm not even going to lie [Music] Oho no blue dancer doesn't buff [ __ ] blue dancer doesn't affect the spell or the armor anyways even if it could pretty sure I need to be on that one by the way maybe it might not matter let me see oh it definitely matters I could live this right and know we're fine hello millenia's great Rune I don't think that would work with this and even if it does millenia's care is just kind of not good anyways i' rather just get like Rons or something or like morot I do so much damage to torrent like I took like barely any damage from that and torrent just like lost onethird of his HP heal from afar I mean that might not be bad but like how much SP does it take that's the only reason I'm not using better heal spells to conserve FP you have no revered Spirit ashes right bro this is the main game dude we're in the main game bro it'd be cool if there was like a tower or something in the the DLC though unfortunately um you know micha's great run just a piece of [ __ ] so I don't know why they did that like I get it bro he abandoned everything it's like how the [ __ ] can you just break a great Rune where it's like literally worthless like I feel like that makes no sense I'll be taking that oh uh where even is Fula in Shadow of the earth tree nowhere shadow of the earth tree takes place in the middle so for razula is still just like way over here the entire like map is like right here D are twitch people real maybe maybe they're all AI made by the government actually everyone in this chat including me is an AI you're the only real person here bro you need to wake up it's been 5 years since the car crash it wasn't your fault you need to wake up right now bro you need to break free from The [Music] Matrix oh my God the Matrix is real bro holy [ __ ] this [ __ ] is so dumb bro like there's actually people who unironically say that can you believe that that [ __ ] is crazy to me dude imagine unironically saying bro bro while you're in the Matrix bro I'm out here out of the Matrix dog I broke free dude you can never be like me I won't forget the timer hello oh [ __ ] I I I I have the wrong one you know that's fine you know we love 43e levels cuz that's what godrick does am I right guys [ __ ] yeah dude [Music] hello [Music] hello that [ __ ] like tickled me what what oh my God like the stupidest hit boxes oh stop stop it IED up that [ __ ] stream when are you going to do a DLC randomizer there's another one you [ __ ] off man okay well she just made me kill her trial all right that was a lot of damage God damn you see I forgot the timer I mean that's fine I was distracted by the wrong Rune anyways thanks for the five solo there's no DLC randomizer yet so can't do that I forgot the timer because [ __ ] I forgot the Rune okay that's why I forgot the [Music] timer how to escape the matrix bro the only only way is to Bare fist rl1 no blessings the DLC bro no hit it's the only way it's the only way you're going to break free bro it's only what damn wait it's been 5 hours holy [ __ ] time flies when you're having so much fun with the roll build my God see how much does this give us you know that's that's pretty [Music] huge that is we will take that did you play the beta versions of ring ring elen Elden ring uh yeah yeah I actually was like the only person who ever made videos on the network test consistently how do you think I got big bro I literally was make yeah you don't need to spam timer bro don't need to spam it I literally like was probably the first like actual Elden ring content creator because I gained infinite access to the the [ __ ] uh test Network test and then I made videos on it before everyone else so when people say like YouTube [ __ ] is luck I literally made my [ __ ] luck by being the first [ __ ] to do that [ __ ] I that like legit I was playing the game before everyone else [ __ ] like two months before the game came out made a video every single other day every other day on the network test I grinded like [ __ ] crazy bro and you know when the game came out all those blew up bada bing bada boom bro that that [ __ ] calculated hello all right now please do not summon your children I do not want to roll on them I don't want the Smoke Dog oh know oh no that one was my fault can't resist going into the thing it's like the more I do it the faster I'm out this [ __ ] boss I don't want to fight it anymore oh stop stop where is it there's another [ __ ] just die oh my God I this like so bad BR it's just so bad dude there's not much you can do about that one oh my God why why are you doing this stupid [ __ ] finger children these [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] aliens hello die oh my [ __ ] god dude well I'm not even going to waste [ __ ] [ __ ] on it I'm not even wasting my [ __ ] scorpion suit dude oh my God stop stop stop doing that oh it's over oh wait never mind my laser beam yeah once she does the laser beam I'm dead damnn she did not go that far oh is that the laser beam I'm dead I'm dead as [ __ ] dude yeah you can't even roll that I don't even know why I tried it's literally impossible you know I'm going to be real guys I don't think this staff is worth it I I don't think it's worth it dude I don't think the staff is worth it cuz I just remembered you can't even Dodge that one you can't even Dodge that [Music] attack you know maybe we come back later let's go fight like an actual good boss that you know doesn't have undodgeable moves CU I don't even have Raptors of the Mist on oh wait yeah Raptors of the Mist isn't even guaranteed to 100% Dodge that I forgot that's why that boss is stupid I completely forgot about that and know [ __ ] that um I'd rather fight any other boss it's worth stop complaining the boss is literally nearly impossible to know hit because it has an undodgeable move nearly undodgeable move without any other other items it is actually undodgeable and I hear scum so I think the complaining is valid [ __ ] that boss thanks for the five Ro and the two I hear scum nut would ATT text that ship scum can you give me some words at wisdom we going fight that guy later uh thanks for the Bulge review oh bulge that's not your name that's what you type bulge review when you know I'm good uh can you give me some words of wisdom clim we are not using fire dead because that is not roll only thanks for the two though gab stop hello Blood Hound steep to dodge it oh if only it was that simple if only it was it it was that simple you know you know if Gino and bushy and me you know all three of us couldn't dodge it I don't think it's dodgeable guys I'm going be real even with Raptors it's not 100% Dodge so you know I'm good staff definitely not worth it we'll fight her later if anything that's going to be the last boss I fight cuz that's definitely the shittiest one let's go fight an actual s tier boss uh here I'll just hit this quit out [Music] oh I saw Gino doing that [ __ ] it's rough yeah good luck with the all boss just no hit cuz that like mother fingers alone makes that nearly impossible why the [ __ ] am I getting the cutscene dog quit up did I hear scum nut would attack that ship Fire's deadly sin they are weak fire no uh yeah hold on wait I never got the better like defense [ __ ] but that's fine I don't think we need it we'll see like this is a really easy boss you probably don't need it and I hear scum nut would attack that ship can't Dodge it not with that attitude I need to reapply this it's def going to run out soon yeah the problem for this fight's definitely going to be I guess if he does that it's like barely just safe [Music] H another problem with this is that like oh he's human size so rolling into him might not be great might just like accidentally pull past him sometimes like that for the most part should not be that hard that was lucky this is a very horrible spot do you like come over here wow wow thank God you like Duck a little I guess that's like the one good thing about stabbing yourself at this yeah I got to watch out for that one too close don't hit I hear scum nut would attack that [ __ ] that be indin option BL Mesmer let's get this reapply well you can actually range that I actually did not know that come on oh don't hit me I'm your friend I lied that was just horrible [ __ ] spot dude yeah the hardest part about this is the fact that he's so any I keep rolling past him that's really not helping beautiful in the Embrace nearly 4 minutes and that's almost half though that's not bad thank for the two Moog yeah not bad at all the problem is we just can't pop anything for the most most part without not getting hit but unfortunately we can't go any faster than this so oh no you come over here oh that sucks yeah that that's the biggest problem about this like I don't know how you guys think the rain of fire [ __ ] would work if I can barely get this off if I get hit come on man I press Circle D getting scammed hello oh my God I got the double hit that's crazy [Music] hello h he always does that [ __ ] right when I'm healing bro what in the [ __ ] hello I might just need a default to will you do this one get the heals seems f h here not even that fast H that might be the only combo that I can get away with that if he Dodges yeah wow that hit me a weird I get hit by that like so late oh no oh hello let's go what oh [ __ ] the timer oh [ __ ] don't worry guys we got the timer for the second phase you know cuz we're just getting started baby yeah that's why def forget hit box the question is how can I get this he oh oh likess creature Embrace thine Oblivion as shall I you know that was a good second phase unfortunately I just had no heals at all yeah getting the Spells off is why I'm losing my [ __ ] flask so much we might just actually have to do like this and maybe like at that like that that just might be what we need to do cuz casting a spell on Mesmer seems like I'm going to get hit every time I try minus like the lucky ones there Shields me store this [ __ ] Bro oh wait I've never tested jellyfish hold on wait I forgot I've never tested that let me go test that real quick I don't know if that affects it [Music] uh yeah I know you can roll through gu [ __ ] his [ __ ] charge that shit's ass though it's not worth doing hello see uh we'll do without jellyfish [Music] hello 99 [Music] hello you know like uh what is that like 10 more damage is it it's definitely not worth the FP that's for sure that [ __ ] definitely not worth the FP [ __ ] 10 more damage dude that was on Soldier godri too this guy probably like a less we're not using electrocharge or [ __ ] fire deadly bro that's not the damage is not coming from the Dodge so that that would be breaking the rules like that that wouldn't make any sense it'll be more damage in the DLC because of Shadow FRS here let me there's like some random guy like over here let's see well let's test that theory oh just wish the spell lasted longer maybe two 20 something damage um I don't know if that's still worth don't know don't know know man I don't know worth it maybe maybe the problem is the FP yeah it's about the same as one mantle of thorns and it lasts 30 seconds like yeah I do have this I guess like how fast does it restore you know I mean that's pretty fast but it's like I I don't have a slot for it I can't just keep it on Hello yeah with blue do it's definitely worth but I just don't know like I I don't know if I can just keep that on permanently you know why couldn't I have like 10 Talisman slots bro yeah where's the better fire one by the way we should get that that'd be nice and know it's in Shadow keep probably oh it's in Fort reprimand really okay it's in a chest apparently what's with that guy he just doesn't see me at all is it like down here the [ __ ] is there a chest here no we got a short sword let's go I've never actually been in here why there's so many dudes in here hello at least Ron will be easy to roll into cuz he's so big that's not even it some [ __ ] chest with a [ __ ] rock in it are you crazy they couldn't put like anything else in there [Music] hello it's down here that's not a chest what is that let me guess is it a a flower oh [ __ ] yeah that's actually good where does this go I didn't even know you could go up here nothing crazy find some cages yeah I'm just exploring I've never been here before it's a dude what the [ __ ] wait this is a boss what's up [ __ ] oh my God look at this guy he thinks he's a a god skin Apostle or something I'm going to rob your house I'm going to rob your house [ __ ] this is my house now what are you going to do what are you going to do huh oh poor guy what happened what happened H let's try that again oh no oh no dude come on try it again do it again you like that put my nuts on your face dog come on yeah you know what I'm not I'm not going to kill him I'm assuming he just drops that Ash war or something right oh my God wait this is free this is free or guy that's not it the [ __ ] does that do what what did that give me festive grease oh wait if I slide into him does it do damage oh my God it does [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hold on [Music] hello no [ __ ] I wanted to put my nuts on your face again it was a wory opponent yeah so it's definitely in the other spot it's like down below what are we settling we go this way should I ban all the rpers give them like timeouts you know unless they're like doing some weird ass roleplay [ __ ] if they're doing some Ultra weirdo [ __ ] then yeah maybe but if they're just like you know doing dumb [ __ ] hit him with that timeout you know maybe like like a 24hour oh there's a staircase I pass it all I don't think I was supposed to drop down oh wait so like back here like over here now this is just the other staircase why is it so goddamn hard to find this chest hello those cages back there on being chased by a [ __ ] Army mean these cages or the ones like farther use ones bro can you like [ __ ] off DG how are you four still chasing me TR oh my God holy [ __ ] there it is wow I didn't even notice that the question is what would I even replace this with remove this let's see if that's better uh there's definitely honestly there's definitely a better one I could get here that's the pearlescent one or whatever it's called Somewhere in here but I'm not going to bother right now all right run this [ __ ] back get some FP 30% hey I mean I can't even get this cast off with it so we kind of need it Oho oh I didn't think it was going to do the full thing oh [ __ ] don't worry guys I got it I didn't forget you're crazy at this point we need to add like a a forgot timer counter that's crazy really got hit by that [ __ ] like the hit box lingers that long yeah this is just so bad and by that I mean the camera is being horrible because of how much a roll into them like it's just so bad I bless the camera dude it's it just like it just spins around for like a second it's just so [ __ ] up [Music] hello love like the little you can't wield [ __ ] [ __ ] confirm box maybe get hit there the Embrace of yeah honestly with the FP tier on I shouldn't even have any blues like I had way more than enough blue let me get heals instead that shit's like surprisingly fast I didn't think it'd be that fast this uh this blue one like it like I I literally never had to pop a blueo which is crazy I could try getting a better heal but it's like I can't even get a beastial Vitality off without getting hit so I guess if I am going to get hit I might as well get a better one so then I can heal from that hit that might be the play We we'll have infinite blue so we should be fine realistically I could swap my staff for the speed one and Swap this to ragon Icon so that we don't take more damage that might also be a good idea cuz we definitely are taking a lot of damage because of that like I could go grab it right now hello yeah we're we're going to swap off the hand Talisman cuz we we legit cannot not get hit while trying to recast which is why I'm losing so much HP we just can't afford the extra damage taken if it was like a no hit run or like a spell that I don't know like catch Flame or something then it'd be fine snag that now we need the staff uh the staff is Aur right the [ __ ] do you get AER staff again that's here I think yeah okay that's the one here nice [Music] hello it's like uh up there some [ __ ] [ __ ] game is like tweaking bro okay I live this nice what's the other guy's name it's a Zur and [ __ ] what's the one that makes it stronger lucet yeah that does not buff mantle of thorns by the way which is crazy that's [ __ ] stupid dude like it just makes no sense it'll buff like nearly everything except the the the one sorcery I'm going to use oh my God [ __ ] off dog some real hater [ __ ] it just has good scaling what it is I mean still it's like the scaling doesn't do [ __ ] then there's like literally nothing that Buffs mantle of thorn which is crazy like if not that staff then the [ __ ] talismans that make sorcery is more potent should buff it but it doesn't you know I guess I'll grab the key why not they never gave us the book melee weapon man [ __ ] up no Thorn staff does not boost it nothing boosts it I'll be hey I'll be taking that [ __ ] off [ __ ] 52 win I mean do I even have to be able to use it hold on let me see I don't think so 95 here let me just go test it out on like some guy who's not annoying I'm an annoying guy you can't live that I already have that tesman that makes it last longer yeah hello but it's still not that long which is very unfortunate Graven MK does not do anything bro I was literally just talking about that this gu's a shield it's going to be [ __ ] annoying we'll do a stealth kill 131 [Music] hello matter of fact we'll reload just in case if it really matters I don't think it does but magic scorpion does not work nothing no talman's buff it 131 all right perfect you don't even need to be able to wield the staff that's huge cuz I was not about to get 52 in all right there we go so now we have Max casting Speed without the [ __ ] extra damage we will take those now we can just grind this staff of guilty does not buff it when I said nothing Buffs it I mean nothing Buffs it it does not do [ __ ] and if you think it does you're wrong hello all right let's see how much damage does he do to me now a horrible camera that was going for a thorny build less of a thorny build and more of a piece of ass build yeah that is a lot less damage I even want the [ __ ] op line anyways just doing that for the stam brother you can have the T what an [ __ ] he can't let me get one freak C like he always has to beat my ass hello [Music] yeah he does like so much less damage now to me oh [ __ ] the timer I'm so sorry at this point I should just get rid of the timer dude it's not even worth having at this point just keep forgetting it and me remembering it we just get hit now you that that's like Redemption for for getting the timer those hits right there oh no I can't believe he didn't hit me in those when I was recasting was clean dude it's legit every time I pop a heal he does that what is up with that dude every single time yeah get a heal my armor hurts you know you hear that [ __ ] that [ __ ] hurts hello yeah I did not mean to unlock there that was very risky [Music] I'm telling you it is every time I heal he does that move what the [ __ ] kind of like King touch curse [ __ ] is that oh that was clean but I got away with it M on my Sur turn the ground one that's the ground one you you got to roll like late as [ __ ] for cuz that box is kind of goofy where's the soup eat the soup holy eat the meat put the meat in your mouth we need to get away with this oh no very risky I got away with it oh uhoh what the [ __ ] yeah okay buddy yeah you know that that definitely hit me I will say that ohello that was a horrible camera di hello oh no maest that hit box is UN crack maest maest H maest Majestic yes oh [ __ ] you saw those crazy like Rune pops and the [ __ ] putting the meat in my mouth Tech dude ho holy [ __ ] I am actually just better this guy got ratioed so [ __ ] hard I even forgot the timer I didn't even need the timer buff fre as [ __ ] free as [Music] [ __ ] beautifully done oh my God wait we actually have enough for a level it's a goddamn Christmas miracle holy [ __ ] I can get a level one more viig let's go yeah dude yeah more vague for me yeah easy s tier boss goated boss now next time you know it's been a good 6 hours so we probably won't do another one but next time got have to fight this boss again God oh God I mean it should be better this time cuz you I won't get one tapped all right well you know it was a very productive day for weeping Soul you know a good six hour stream killed three bosses we got most of the Talisman we need you know it's been a good one thanks for the the five gifted pop them the 10 Jamies I say that right have a 10 my goat here scum would that ship have my goat I appreciate it dude and thanks for the prime BJ uh thanks again for the five gifted Papa the two FTF she Mesmer on my serpent till I impale she most definitely did uh and the other two FTF yeah know less of a thorny build and a more of a roll build not including like [ __ ] that's not actually a rooll like you know there's the goat thing but that's not an actual roll right that's not a Dodge that's like an actual attack but yeah anyways uh thanks for tuning in guys um The Run continues tomorrow same time as always 7:00 p.m. EST and yeah you know uh here we'll go raid CBD I think he's doing hello no weapon run which means tools only you guys go say hi to him hang out with him you know chill ass guy and I'll be here tomorrow oh God he's fighting mother of fingers poor [ __ ] guy that [ __ ] is probably so ass I would not wish that on my [ __ ] greatest enemy D verify it's you I'm literally streaming to the [ __ ] Channel bro YouTube's on some crack all right guys have a good one thanks again for your time bye-bye goodbye guys here you know what I'll show off my big ass meth sword one more time yeah if you missed it look at this [ __ ] this [ __ ] big ass sword dude see you guys yeah you know glory to the age of stars and all that [ __ ] heavy as [ __ ] all right guys see you you tomorrow bye-bye criticizes you for like