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Lecture on Rob Tag 7B - Contestants and Debuts

I ain't reading all [Music] that welcome to Rob tag 7B the contestants and I are currently waiting for our 25 debuter to arrive [Music] attention ladies and gentlemen with finally that's got to be the longest flight I've been on come on dude exit the oh my gosh I'm finally here are you okay that was the scariest flight I've ever had to take well that explains why you started screaming for 30 minutes straight I thought we were going to crash hey does anyone else smell mint that minty smell is probably from monacle excuse me anyway welcome to Rob Peg what even is that low five oh these are some pretty interesting contestants FBC this one is very szlaki he really reminds me of Mo stop anyways where's the show being hosted ah right here where else would we do this hold up did you think we'd assume this show would be hosted at your local airport what's wrong with hosting the show here there's a bunch bunch a bunch of space and tons of potential CH challenges to do yeah cuz hosting a camp at an airport without any sort of permission is totally allowed but as stutters have permission to be here so it's at least half legal right I've never seen someone host such an event at an airport like ever so it might not be legal but FBC has permission to do this here right it looks like he ran away in fear of being arrested he straight up abandoned us I knew I shouldn't have trusted that criminal trust me when I say that he'll be back well it looks like we're going to have to wait for him again but if our host isn't here to host is this just random debter battle to join nothing dude we already made that joke let him cook [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey h there's a lot of interesting people we're going up against in the debut don't you agree oh for sure the coolest person I've seen so far has got to be uh um I think I forgot um okay if you could pick one person to join who' it be me okay besides you oh I no longer want to make this decision nothing's better than a burger after doing absolutely nothing don't eat that burger don't you know that it's fake food fake food kills people this is fake food gee thanks for telling me sooner chip fake food what a load of baloney this is the realest food since sliced bread love of no weight stop bad idea do you guys want to play shates with me why [Music] not where'd he go right there where there what do you mean there no one's there he's literally right in front of you you know what forget this I just wanted to make some friends but clearly you're not interested but he's right there don't worry rubber hose you a flea sitting down so what you're saying is that plane over there isn't blue well in a way yes color is an illusion made in our heads so it doesn't exist Beyond us what do you mean allow me to elaborate our brains convert a certain range of the electromagnetic spectrum into color but you can't measure or observe the experience of a color inside your mind that being said how do I know that when you and me look at a apple we'll have the same perception of what a red apple is what if you've learned to call Holy yapping of the yapping ton excuse me I don't think bro ordered a Yapple pie man I will kick your ass so you can really see into the future yeah it's a cool way to live you should practice seeing into the future that's sick dude if I could see the future I'd gamble the hell out of those horse racing baits that reminds of that one gambling quote goes something like 99% % of gamblers quit before they win it I personally think that's hella true there's nothing wrong about gambling especially losing you know what they say failure brings you one step closer to success and if you win then you're a billionaire I don't see how that's frowned upon I can't believe he's saying this messed up misinformation right now well I know he's just really drunk and he doesn't mean it I should just leave but he's gone to be kind of lonely if I do ah whatever I'd rather be at the core of the Earth right now and then he got incinerated isn't that crazy was I hallucinating what floor are you headed to two Okay to your mom's house you serious think You' get the whole sad laughing embarass I don't want to hear you say anything remotely close to that ever I'll never do it again I promise uh I heard you guys arguing in there I would never argue with remoter we're best buddies you said it [Music] bro hey body spray what are you doing I'm intimidating the sky the longer I intimidate it the more I can change its color how long what take for that to work exactly um I'm not exactly sure but I do know that the guy gets more intimidated as the sun goes down because it gets really orange wasn't that what a sunset is dude sunsets don't exist duh that's a weird looking Cloud up there man I finally made it I wish I could take the plane here now I just need to What the hi there what's up I'm taking at [Music] no thank you oh okay thanks for saving me now hold on just a sec you are extremely tardy everyone else got here 7 minutes ago which means it's death penalty time wait what take the coconut how dare you copy me come on dude we're totally different don't play dumb with me I bet your name is m amibo 2.0 my name's Duncan figure and we can't be the same because I'm obviously better than you who calm down you guys no need to be like that why don't you two be friends no but why he's a b jerk man I'm really tired maybe I'll sleep in here I'll right time to you wait who the heck is that dude dude huh can you get out of here so I can sleep there's plenty of space here though not going to allow you snore like a hippo can you just leave sorry I have no energy left how about I motivate you and then the red guy was like you'll never defeat me or something like that and then the blue guy did a backflip snapped the red guy's neck and saved the day wait is the red guy the bad guy no the green guy is the bad guy but that means the blue guy snapped the wrong guy's neck exactly but you're not ready for this part the red guy started floating into the sky and then he shot a giant laser at the blue guy with his comically large laser pistol peace thrives where drama dies choose Serenity over chaos hey careful who said that was it you yeah I'm sprinkled and you were just about to crush me H are you okay it must be so easy to be that small I might be small but you're really tall and that's pretty cool to be honest but it's so hard to be big like me life is hard man even for someone small like me one of the most important things about being a Rob tag contestant is being ready for an adventurous challenge like traveling all the way to that town over there sounds super fun but how do we even get there oh I'll carry both of you hey hey hey I did not sign up for that I'm pretty comfortable standing right here what a smooth Landing wow look at this awesome River football watch this wait sprinkle don't do a canon [Music] ball rip bro huh what on Earth are you doing I'm just chilling chilling like a uh a Benzel penicillin but that's just so boring why don't you do something more productive like finding out how many jumping jacks you can do before you pass out I can do 2016 that's cool and all but sometimes you got to have peace for once the wise image once said Peace dve D where drama guys choose Serenity over chaos that quote was made by chat GPT [Music] really what's up guys sorry about that whole abandoning thing I was researching Airport rules turns out you can't host a show there without permission so we'll be here until I can get that by the way I trapped the contestant in those rectangles with no way to escape now let's get this debut started tell the viewers why you should join Rob tag vote for me yeah yeah yeah vote king crown yeah yeah yeah so I can join camp Rob tag so I can join camp Rob tag if I join I'll be an outstanding new member of Rob tag I'll kick off the post debut with a great entry and I'll punt in a lot of effort I'm what's another football pun touchdown if you vote for me I'll give you a shout out and I'm pretty sure every Everyone likes shout outs especially from the deest iPad introducing the all new iPad hey viewers for me so well I'm not entirely sure but I'd appreciate at least oh my gosh never mind I just need to say let me show you guys a plant life hack most people don't know about this hack for some reason here's what to do if your plant's best friend dies [Music] most people will just remove the dead plant and leave their other plants depressed but this is what you should say to the plant wump wump wump wump wump wump wump wump wump wump to the wumi of all wumps vote me if you learned something I think everyone should know that I'm a big overachiever I've got 255 trophies back at my place just chilling I even have Awards with me right now now imagine that kind of skill in Rob tag I could win challenges every time back to back vote me it'll be worth it I know I'm supposed to tell you why I should join but I already know how much votes everyone's going to get so I'm not worrying about this too much but I'm not saying you shouldn't vote for me I appreciate everyone who votes me to join hi guys it's me coconut tree you to eat the citric acid Buckle cheese sherbet Sketcher and everyone else watching this please let me join don't think of me as just a mic amiibo clone think of me as someone who wants a chance at winning robtech you know I don't know why so many people are scared of bees I mean I guess it's because they can sting you but they will only ever sting you if they feel threatened by you whenever I see a bee I don't immediately try and SWAT it like other people might do these are very gentle creatures and all they ask for is to be left alone alone nice monologue but why should the viewers vote for you oh that I couldn't really think of anything so I decided to talk about bees interesting sorry I'm kind of scared of people staring at me um I'm wait my name's already on the screen isn't it no never was oh okay you should vote for me because it would make me happy I know exactly how to get your votes through the power of hypnosis you're getting very sleepy when I snap my fingers you will fall into a deep sleep you can call me and see everyone else is going to try and get you to waste your votes on bad picks just don't listen to them trust me when I tell you that I'm your best bet I'm smarter than any of them which must be very important in camps like these vote me and you'll thank me later I wrote a song for you guys it goes something like this [Music] I might be the smallest debut but that doesn't mean I'm the weakest I once climbed to the top of Mount Everest then I slid down in my miniature sleigh and then I did a backflip all the way to South Korea and climbed all the way up Mount HOA what am I supposed to do again can convince the viewers to vote for you all right do I really have to say anything I already look pretty votable I bet they're voting for me right now so I don't have to beg to them or anything reminds me of that one song that goes like du D D D D D du du welcome to button ASMR today we will be listing three reasons why I should debut number one I'm funny number two I'm relatable and number three thank you this kind of reminds me of those election thingies in schools where you would elect a kid to be president of the school or something speaking of which that gives me an idea everyone who votes me gets a free burrito or if you're vegan you'll get a veggie burrito [Music] you should vote me in because I can hold my breath for a really long time so if there was some kind of underwater challenge you'll know who'd come out on top I can prove that I already know that you're going to vote for me do you like macaroni I already know that you do so don't lie to me macaroni has eight letters what else has eight letters kangaroo what are kangaroos Mar what else is a marsupial wombats are wombats cute sometimes what else is cute cats what do cats say meow meow is for letters what else is for letters glow what glows thank you for your time this lemon looks yellow to me and it probably looks yellow to you as well but not in the same way you see here in this room this lemon is subtractively yellow it absorbs all visible wavelengths of light except for yellow light which it reflects onto my my retina but the screen that you are using to watch this video can only produce red blue or green light here in the room I am actually seeing real yellow light but you are seeing fake yellow absolutely no yellow is coming off your screen and falling onto your retina but it's still looks yellow because it's quite easy to lie to the brain there now will you vote for me embracing Serenity over chaos is not merely a passive choice but an active commitment to Inner Peace and Harmony when we let go of drama we create space for clarity and understanding dude huh um hi I was just reading the philosophical passage that I wrote all by myself if I join I'll be able to write a whole novel what am I supposed to say I don't really have any ideas maybe you can reward the viewers for voting for you um okay I guess whoever votes me gets to have their name on my head iPad told me that viewers love shout outs fighting a tiger contest boom I get a win token pillow fight contest boom I get an immunity token hugging leafy challenge actually I'd rather have rocks in my mouth benching a billion pounds challenge boom I get a bonus token then I win the season vote me to see that happen for real and that's everyone viewers now vote three of your favorite potential Rob Tagan in the poll in the description the person with the most votes will join our 18 contestants in Rob tag 8A see you then hey guys face here coming back from elimination to tell you that you should not vote on these debuter based on their auditions that you just saw they are mostly not created by their owners so again don't vote based on their additions thank you [Music]