Uncle Roger vs. Jamie Oliver: Gado Gado Showdown

Scene Setup

• Uncle Roger kidnapped by men working for Jamie Oliver
• Demands: Jamie wants to be called "Uncle"
• Threat: Uncle Roger will be left to die if he doesn’t comply

Jamie Oliver's Gado Gado Recipe

• Description: Supercharged salad

Ingredients Mentioned

• Dressing:
  • 120 grams of crunchy peanut butter (criticized by Uncle Roger)
  • Clove of garlic
  • Juice of two limes (criticized)
  • Soy sauce (criticized)
  • Fish sauce (criticized)
  • Tamarind paste (approved)
  • 50 grams of palm sugar (approved)
  • Olive oil (criticized)
  • Chilies (optional, approved)

Main Components

• Tofu (criticized and praised)
• Soft boiled egg (approved)
• Warm baby potatoes (approved)
• Various vegetables including cabbage, bean shoots, tomatoes, red cabbage, beetroot (mix of approval and criticism)
• Prawn crackers (criticized for crushing)

Uncle Roger’s Critique

Dressing Issues

• Peanut Butter: Should use deep-fried whole peanuts for authentic flavor
• Lime Juice: Incorrect, not typically used
• Soy Sauce & Fish Sauce: Unsuitable for Gado Gado
• Olive Oil: Major insult to Asian cuisine

Cooking Techniques and Ingredients

• Tofu: Correct when deep-fried; initially approved but Uncle Roger noted uncooked tofu was also used
• Prawn Crackers: Shouldn't be crushed, used as a spoon instead
• Vegetable Preparation: Beetroot seems excessive but acknowledged as colorful

Important Quotes & Humor

• “Jamie Oliver loves spanking everything” – Uncle Roger on Jamie’s cooking terms
• “Olive oil strike back” – Uncle Roger on inappropriate use of olive oil
• “You’re not making salad, Jamie” – Critiquing Jamie’s approach to Asian food
• ExpressVPN advertisement in the middle, humorously tied to Jamie Oliver’s inadequacies

Nephew Kidnapper's Role

• Demands politeness towards Jamie Oliver
• Reveals Uncle Roger’s tour schedule
• Ultimately frees Uncle Roger, acknowledging Jamie's failures

Ending & Comments

• Mixed praise, but significant criticism on fundamental aspects
• Uncle Roger remains steadfast: Jamie Oliver doesn’t deserve the “Uncle” title
• Call for collaboration: Suggests working together to stop Jamie Oliver’s culinary crimes