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Uncle Roger vs. Jamie Oliver: Gado Gado Showdown

hmm [Music] ah what the hell who are you you've been talking a lot of [ __ ] Uncle Roger our boss isn't happy who your boss Jamie Oliver oh no that guy hi yeah why you work for him well if you must know he pays very well and he gives us free lunches free lunches you eat Jamie Oliver food every day why are you in such a bad mood you have to go around kidnapping people ah shut up Uncle Roger We're Not Gonna Let You Go until you give Jamie his uncle title oh no we all know that not gonna happen but if I don't give Jamie Uncle Tito I'm gonna be left here to die what I gonna do I'm gonna make gavogato which is basically a supercharged salad what supercharged salad just daily Indonesian food no need to oversell this Jamie this is not your Tinder bio but this video good your boss finally not wearing checkered shirt good he got new wardrobe do you bring him shopping or something nephew kidnappers first what special dressing start with 120 grams of crunchy peanut butter a clove of garlic and the juice of two limes no no two lime wrong and also we don't use peanut butter for carto we deep fry whole peanut and then use that to make the sauce because peanut butter you get from shop here they're not roasted the flavor is not gonna be good high uh Uncle Roger do you want us to let you go or not fine I I guess peanut butter okay if if you in hurry and you want to make carto like if you're house burning down and you need to make katakado before it turns to crisp then you use peanut butter that okay and and I guess garlic okay also can you just say one nice thing about Jamie I trying nephew kidnapper I trying have you seen any of my video reviewing your boss you know how he [ __ ] up Asian food every time he make all our ancestors cry you Asian also why are you working for him I can tell in underneath the face mask it's a young Asian boy you've got that lovely comforting sort of moorishness of the peanut butter and then you've got the lime that's really spanking the flavors up spanking spanking the flavors up don't spank this Jamie Oliver loves spanking everything now I need to spank it we want to get spanking give it a really good spanking spanking the flavor what you're gonna do next finger the mouth feel Rim the Umami and then we're balancing with more Indonesian flavors we've got um soy sauce completely wrong for gado gato that big mess stick Uncle Roger gonna put my leg down from chat but good thing my leg already down from chair I know he gonna [ __ ] up high yeah if you don't say something nice about Jamie you're gonna be left here to die Uncle Roger do you understand me yeah but just because some dish Asian don't mean you need to put soy sauce is that a mistake many white people make about a tablespoon of fish sauce fish sauce fish sauce wrong also not for katokato paste Tamarind paste okay it's now and then 50 grams of palm sugar palm sugar good correct it's very important you know sweet and sour it's gonna be amazing I'll put a little Swig of olive oil in there all if what hi yeah oh Jamie olive oil strike back this Asian food how you put olive oil in there you're not making salad Jamie look at this significant epic look at this [ __ ] look at what your boss doing Jamie olive oil olive oil for Asian food can you imagine olive oil mixing with the fish sauce mixing with the soy sauce you think it's gonna taste good or not I think you're right that looks pretty disgusting Uncle Roger yeah this is so stressful Uncle Roger need to take the expressvpn needs a nephew browsing the internet without expressvpn is like going to bathroom without closing the door everybody can see your [ __ ] High yeah do you know even if you delete your browsing history your internet provider like a TNT and Virgin Media can still see everything yeah they can still see you visit the hot nephew kidnapper in some country they can sell data to ad company in the UK even more scary all this government agency can see your data anytime they want that white Uncle 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texture as it is about flavor and I'm gonna use tofu two ways tofu correct but there's a lot of people that don't understand tofu they think it's kind of like you know a meat substitute which is not it is in its own right beautiful there's a lot of people that don't understand tofu what's so hard to understand about tofu you just cook and eat it it's not hard to understand this tofu not woman a beautiful beautiful thing you can cook it and you can get some texture are using wrong type of tofu half this Japanese silken tofu that off and just slice it up just a little bit you need to deep fry it okay good good keep frying it good job I mean just keep it moving I've also got some soft boiled egg soft white egg correct and warm baby new potatoes potato good soaking up oh and he boiled the potato is that good your boss getting a few things right nephew kidnapper yeah yeah yeah yeah perfect for soaking up all the flavors of that dressing it doesn't have to be a specific size but kind of nice mouthful sort of pieces so don't make it too big now the raw stuff raw for me no no no variety everywhere you can really kind of make it your own depending on what's available in the markets you know classically you'd have a lot of the Indonesian cabbages cap is correct Bean shoots here you know you can pick this stuff being shoot good use your imagination orange tomato tomato correct we use astonish lovely red cabbage red cabbage okay I got some uh beet Roots beetroot no but I guess you want to make it fancy the color oh so nice why are he holding that beat look like he got them from Lord of the Ring he's gonna say my precious salads do not have to be boring so look at this tofu now it's still very soft in the middle and it's getting crispy on the sides okay okay let's do it let's serve up I uh the bowl with the sauce uncooked tofu wait uncooked up why why you you just show us the tofu you cook use the cooked tofu what you call Alzheimer is it you just forgot you cook tofu is it we got some potatoes we've got that lovely spinach just a wad of that it looked nice beetroot I wish he cooked the rest of bothas last but not least our crunchy tofu ah crunchy Toff will go in finally crackers here and just have the prawn crackers no don't what don't crush your punk crack every wee joke Jimmy need to crush something usually he crushing all our spirit but this time here crushing prawn cracker in Indonesian katokato Jamie you don't crush prawn cracker the prawn cracker become like spoon for you to scoop out the vegetables scoop out the sauce don't crush prawn cracker like this raining on top and now it's time to toss the ghetto ghetto and this is kind of what it's all about really now guys like this this Western salad technique again we just mix the sauce and vegetables you will see people that don't eat any veg you will see them scoff veg on a new level why is sudden like my Tarantino movie right before you edit this [ __ ] comfort food dish let's have a little try I just love it everything food wise is happening in that mouthful oh absolutely gorgeous it's actually not bad wejo but cannot give him Uncle Tito nephew kidnapper because the olive oil that oh big mistake I know your boss want to make his own version of gato gato but those flavors they just don't go together I get it I get it I know now you're gonna leave me here to die and that okay maybe this is the last video Uncle Roger gonna make you're free to go Uncle Roger what why because you got a tour to do I can't keep you tied up here you just added shows in New York to Manchester Dublin and London this nephew kidnapper no my tour schedule are you secretly fan of Uncle Roger nephew kidnapper but your boss not gonna be happy Jamie Ollie were not gonna be happy come look for me come look for me nice nice nephew kidnapper thank you very much Uncle Roger free now yeah yeah if the Isis or Jamie Oliver they both the worst but at least with Isis you know the food could you Asian also why are you working for him I can tell it's underneath the face mask is a young Asian boy yeah they can still see you visit the hot nephew kidnapper don't want to say porn otherwise when you're on your neck a lot but now I don't want to change it too much it's getting more and more more visuals [Music] wait until my friends get here Uncle Roger could take a few things right Jamie Oliver and then you go yeah is that what he says yeah yeah okay your boss getting a few things right nephew kidnapper yo yeah yeah no you don't say go yeah yeah you just say yeah yeah okay yeah yeah okay come work with me never forget Napper we're gonna go kidnap Jamie Oliver make sure he don't cook food ever again all right I don't want to say kidnapping I'll probably get into legal trouble for that height now what you do this is not btsm Jamie Oliver the chef that keep on giving just not correct recipe that a wrap thank you thank you cut