welcome ladies and gentlemen to rim world this is one of my favorite games no other game will let you make a clone army of child super soldiers that you can forcefully administer deadly substances to all for the purpose of numbing the mental pain for the atrocities that we're about to send them off to commit God what a lovely game truly rated E for everyone and by everyone I mean everyone who's a war criminal anyway today we're going to focus on something more light-hearted than that welcome to my guide on how to become a space wizard by starving old people this is going to be one of the greatest Rim World videos of all time so make sure you're sat back relaxed and you have a nice cup of tea in hand for our merry adventur is about to begin oh I'm so excited we'll be playing a pretty vanilla starter remote of a group of Crash landed individuals they are Big Dave a medieval doctor Jimmy Neutron a prostitute Idol and fumble Moore our chief engineer oh and assisting us today today is a floofy little Labrador called groak flesh Moore ah what a lovely normal group of friends we are playing with a few minor mods today mostly just to improve the UI but the main change is the inclusion of vanilla scicast has expanded because our exploit today will be generating us a lot of saster bonuses it only seemed fair to turn the already overpowered cters of the vanilla game into Galaxy brained space Wizards that can of course cast fireballs and summon meteors none of these mods are necessary for the exploit but they do make it more silly and I love silly things now the group have crash landed into a temperate forest with crumbling walls and buildings giant deadly bugs and rampant dangerous wildlife all things considered it reminds me of whales We Begin by constructing a rudimentary wooden Hut to sleep in and by wi I mean fumble Moore because she is the only colonist who can actually build anything thanks to her Pace we get to finish the first night with a storage room and Barrel this does Wonder for the mental moods of our colonists keeping track of this is critical as an upset colonist can have a mental breakdown that can eventually cause a deaf spiral into chaos as they might eat all of our food or set the base on fire these mood debuffs are highly realistic for example a friend dying is a minus two debuff whereas the far more tragic atrocity of eating without a table is minus free this confirms that our colonists are of course civilized British folk who even when crash landed on a hostile Planet need a nice table and afternoon tea set to stay in tiptop shape We Begin the necessary foundations of British Society by placing down the old hoop and stick of happiness and planting a giant crop of potatoes for us to boil Mash or even stick in a stew but I hear you saying viewer when's the exploit happening and don't worry we don't even really need to do anything because triggering this exploit is basically inevitable we're going to be abusing the royalty DLC to secure s trainers these are given to our colonists for completing Quest and gaining feudal titles the first Quest is always going to be a very simple defend and Noble from a rabbit Chihuahua so realistically we don't need to worry much about our defenses this Quest will randomly come to us sometime in the next few days so all I need to do until then is to keep my colonists alive and happy on day two of our Colony I sent fumble Moore and Jimmy Neutron out to go hunt some local wild boar this resulted in them wasting 5,000 bullets to eventually take down one boar and drive a second boar into this deadly insect Lair luckily we managed to run away before they could actually attack us but still those bugs are no laughing matter it's also during this process that we get the opportunity to actually name our colony in faction now as our faction is going to be entirely focused on scamming the native nobility out of their Priceless artifacts it made sense to become the British Empire and as the landscape reminds me of this place our particular cament is named Wales we then get to finish the day off with the creation of a freezer to store our freshly CT captured Meats so that they stay perpetually cold and last forever with this I gain a general sense of Pride and satisfaction as our little settlement in my opinion is now set up and ready to roll we have an unexpected arrival on the map in the form of this wild woman pedio Connor who we can recruit but it's much more entertaining to Simply let this crazy naked woman wander around and cause chaos and here it is the quest we've been waiting for to Kickstart this exploit The Hunted pror the quest is simple Sophia a pror of the Empire lost her guards in an ambush and is now being chased by a manh hunting Yorkshire Terrier she wants us to keep us safe and in doing so she will bestow us with honor which will turn one of our colonists into the rank of yman or yoman yo-yo man I don't know it doesn't matter a fancy low-level Noble now all we have to do to secure this is use a knife and two guns to bring down a tiny Yorkshire Terrier surely nothing can go wrong uh yeah that was easy turns out nothing can go wrong it was just a dog what were you expecting guys anyway on with this Quest as you can see we can Now package up this princess and send her off to the Empire for our reward in this case as Jimmy Neutron is the recipient of the honor he is now eligible for his yman ceremony in this ceremony a bestower will arrive to give Jimmy his feudal title and a single level one silink to unlock his inner magical powers the bestower is a escorted by a fleet of elite guards and injuring any one of them will result in the Empire turning hostile to us and pretty much immediately destroying our entire Colony however the bestower has not one but two silink in their inventory so if we can somehow make them drop their inventory on the floor without starting a war then suddenly it's exploiting time so let's accept the quest and get to work annoyingly the Empire shuttle lands in the worst possible location behind my wind turbine which of course blocks it from generating basically any power this gives us a ticking clock to deal with this Quest and send them off before all of my food rots away in the freezer and we starve to death speaking of starvation that's actually the mechanic we're going to be abusing today so let me explain the step by- step of our exploit SE one of our exploit is to begin the ceremony in an unconventional way select any porn other than the one that's actually meant to be receiving the title and right click the bestower step two is for when you're now in the event window please remove everyone from actually attending the event especially the person who's meant to be receiving the title the only person you want to leave in is the current porn you have selected step three is to then have this porn after kickstarting the event immediately leave the event normally the event should be cancelled or it cannot be exited by Jimmy Neutron as they are the one receiving the title but because fumble Moore is the one who actually locked in the ceremony they don't have to be invited in the first place and can freely leave logically being the only one left there the bestowers should realize is that the ceremony has been cancelled and they don't need to wait for it to actually begin maybe they can stop for a bite to eat but no because of this weird setup the poor old bestower Mr NOS koscos is left attending a ceremony with no one else involved that cannot start until Jimmy shows up well spoiler alert kids just like your daddy went out for milk Jimmy Neutron ain't coming back so what happens next well the bestower can't go anywhere so all we're going to do is effectively leave them there to wait and whilst he does everyone who is not involved in the ceremony like Mike hollist and his guards will go about their normal day-to-day life they'll eat food rest and relax nosos scos however must stand still and wait meaning he only gets to sleep when his body collapses from exhaustion whereby he'll have a quick 10-minute power upap and then immediately bolt up right awake most importantly they are completely unable to eat food this even includes the food in their own inventory you can probably see where this is going now all we have to do is wait for the fun to begin and by fun I I mean the onset of symptomatic starvation tomorrow after spending over one day without food our friend here gets the severe malnutrition debuff this is pretty bad and will eventually kill them but to begin with it just starts by lowering their Consciousness eventually we will hit a sweet spot between unlife and life where the bestower passes out on the floor but can be rescued by one of our colonists and fed a meal very quickly in one of our beds this happens shortly after and interestingly when he passes out he drops his entire inventory on the floor and because it's on the floor in our Colony that means we can claim it and the Empire doesn't care this now gives us two silink and a fancy wizard staff all for free it does of course instantly cancel the Quest for the ceremony but this is exactly what we want Big Dave then makes sure to actually feed nosos scos AAL as trust me his death would still spell disaster for our Colony you don't want this man dying in your borders but very interestingly just a few hours after we failed the Last Quest by abusing an old man the Empire wants to give us a second chance and it kickstarts the quest again for Jimmy Neutron's yman ceremony that's right ladies and gents this is an infinitely repeatable Loop that is perfectly balanced we accept and the second ceremony begins with the arrival of chomos chnos it's one of those things come on I'm British I can't be expected to pronounce names anyway this pist once again is scammed into standing in this room and not eating any food turns out these bestowers don't speak to each other very often and they don't get the memo that the ceremony isn't actually ever going to start but still they're dedicated to their craft and they will stand in that room until they die so whilst our new friend settles in I get fumble Moore to consume their very first silink neuro former this unlocks their latent abilities as a space magician now there are many psychos schools we can specialize in some provide social economic benefits and some let you cast lightning bolt naturally we went for static Lord I think our first two pyos levels of fumble more into getting lightning bolt and chain lightning now casting any of these spells generates psychic heat the amount of total heat we can handle is increased by the level of fumble Mo's psychic ability so provided we keep leveling them up or giving them new trainers we should eventually have an Unstoppable laser boy on our hands anyway the inevitable happened the following day poor old chos refused to eat the bread sandwich that he had stored in his own pocket and so passed out on the floor dropping all of those lovely expensive goodies fumble Moore immediately gobbled them both up so we now have a level four saster in our midst with this new level comes the Thunderbolt ability that can do brilliant EMP damage over wide areas so whilst our bestower recovers and we wait for the next quest to arrive a new Quest is issued which of course we're going to accept the challenge is simple we must defeat four wild snow hairs in true combat and in return we get uranium that we can use for sculptures or weapons of mass destruction you know one of those two things normally fighting four fast moving rabbits can actually be tricky but this entire fight ended immediately when fumble Moore cast a single chain lightning bolt setting all four targets simultaneously on fire leading to one of the most horrible sites I've ever seen in game as four rabbits screamed in pain whilst their fur cooked them alive oh God it was horrible well anyway my shipment of uranium's here oh and we're all going to be eating rabbits tow for the next few days Jimmy Neutron's next yman ceremony is upon us and the new bestower is cassia a 73-year-old grandma who once again will be our next victim of elderly abuse whilst this might seem bad please remember that this is a game where a completely viable strategy to defeat enemies is to trap them in a room and then super heat the air to vaporize the occupant's lungs so in comparison what I am offering is a mercy and you should all be praising me in the comment section for my humanitarian efforts come on do it if you don't I'll destroy the Earth's ozone layer you know I have that power don't test me YouTube anyway was cassia wastes away we collect another Bountiful Harvest of potatoes rice and psychic amplifiers also update on okona our wildom she has for some reason moved into the insect Cave of death and has made friends of them as a team they've managed to take out multiple Raiders that decided to walk through the cave on route to our base it's a very curious setup but one that seems to be working in our benefit oh and Big Dave and fumble Moore became lovers which is wonderful anyway as a reward for pairing up Big Dave is granted two cost upgrades of his own and he chooses to become a fire Mage the wizard settlement of Wales is starting to look very dangerous indeed anyway back to the topic of Raiders uh we are attacked by Kesh here who like many many other us before him decides to try and attack our Colony via the insect caves which um it does not go well whilst o Conor Slumbers her insect allies make short work of this Raider honestly despite the game being over 10 years old it still amazes me with weird situations like this unconventional Alliance why are the insects working with this wild woman why don't they just eat her I have no idea but it's very cool the next raid is upon us and this time it actually reaches us we position our colonists and excited try out Big Dave's new fireball spell unfortunately I'm bad at timing the cast so by the time it lands the Raider is now very much out of range instead we follow up with a second much better targeted Fireball Big Dave then finishes them off with a brilliant shiv of death for the next Raider fumble Moore cast an absolutely giant Thunderbolt and uh that does the trick it turns out Raiders hate being on fire and most of the time will not fight back after they've been struck by lightning because they're too busy putting out the Flames anyway with those ra is defeated it was technically another Quest completed for the Empire so Jimmy Neutron is offered the rank of Acolyte and a brand new ceremony to go along with it the only issue is because we're now moving up in the world we need a suitable throne room before we can even accept this Quest and start scamming our next set of silink our Colony actually manages to grow for the first time when Levi here offers to join us out of the blue he's not particularly skilled at anything and won't be becoming a wizard he will instead be working in the mines to build Jimmy new Neutron a throne room befitting of this Mighty prostitute Idol things are getting very weird though as Jimmy Neutron even makes an excellent sculpture of themselves out of uranium definitely one of the art pieces of all time anyway eventually the throne room is complete and it looks a amazing cassier is sent over to bestow our new silink in this ceremony although once again we can just trick the AI the same way we have done before I must say it is rather intimidating though to imagine Jimmy Neutron sat in a giant marble Hall with wood br crazi is meditating on his Golden Throne or was looking at a uranium statue of himself it honestly sounds like some kind of crazed AI art prompt I wonder what on Earth it could make cassia also appears to have brought the worst possible guards with them as upon arrival two of them start brawling and then one of them breaks the neck of the other the rest of the day is pretty standard Rim World stuff we starve the old woman our crops get blighted oh and fumble Mo absolutely evaporates this boom rat using his mind Powers Yeah I think he's dead Cassio of course cannot last forever and on the 7th of septober she collapses I felt like after all of this waiting it was finally time for Jimmy Neutron to unlock their hidden potential and gain psychic powers this is mostly because I just love the mental image of Jimmy Neutron mind blasting barbarians into atoms so Jimmy becomes our ice Mage and releases his Elemental abilities in the form of an ice Spike and frost Ray it is only taken a few weeks but the mighty British Empire has now got free powerful Wizards to defend itself also so grognak flesh Moore is still here but uh realistically she's just a big old friendly dog rather disappointed by the name to be honest it's evidently not holding much power but then again most chihuahuas are called fluffy or cuddles and those demons genuinely first for blood anyway that Quest is canceled but as you can imagine the Empire really wants Jimmy Neutron to get his title and so they send off yet another offer I'm getting the feeling that this native monarchy is never going to learn from their mistake and you can guarantee that we're going to continue milking this for all it's got although this time the cheeky buggers once again block my wind turbine oh those bastards a raid of violent pigs is set upon the colony which I hear is rather common in Wales anyway these Raiders must now deal with free fully operational battle Wizards and some guy named Levi yeah he's there too I guess to prepare for more raids I decided to build the corridor of death it's basically a rudimentary funnel system that groups up our enemies into a nice line making chain lightning much much more effective the time is upon us and squiggle the piggle is the first into the corridor where fumble Moore whiffs a bolt into the wall and misses the following Thunderbolt however was very effective Big Dave smells some bacon cooking and flings out a giant flame ball that is just barely dodged Jimmy Neutron then retaliates and fires a spear of eyes into Mar absolutely obliterating their eye this is Then followed by a second eye spear by this point Mar and squiggle are on fire so instead of fighting they simply run around trying to put themselves out ultimately this is their downfall and our crackling friends eventually attempt to flee with their bacony bottoms on fire to celebrate our Victory nosc coscos the bestower from earlier in this video and the first one to give us our gifts is back to bestow again and once again falls for the exact same trick of malnutrition and bestows two brand new psychic boosts on the floor Big Dave takes the first to learn the explosion spell and with the second teaches himself how to do a flaming eye blast with this we now have free absolutely Terri terrifying psychic Wizards that can meditate in the throne room of Jimmy Neutron beneath his glowing green statuette well seeing as we have free incredibly overpowered colonists I do believe that it is probably a good time uh to go and deal with the ancient danger in our region now I'm going to predict that it is located behind this Granite wall here so yes I will select my free combat Wizards and should I bring Le vong now he's having a brilliant time playing with the old hoop and stick he should be left alone this is a job for the free battle Wizards between them they have a fantastic array of magical abilities some of which may or may not get a tad little silly but my idea is very simple crack open the wall Yeet in an explosion and then see if we can hit them with a thunderbolt all right we're going to have Jimmy Neutron bring down the wall meanwhile fumble Moore and Big Dave will stand by and yes we've detected it's an ancient danger well let's crack open this wall and get ready for some chaos right come on break down the wall and what do we got we've got mechanoids uh there's a scorcher there is a giant Pikeman and there is a laner okay these bad boys are going to be very dangerous however uh we should be able to hit them with a little bit of chain lightning oh my God I hit that one with a chain lightning and um it appears to have opened up the entire room to a bunch of people well the only logical solution is to hit them with an explosion and Jimmy Neutron you can just Yeet an ice spike out into this scorcher because the last thing we want is this bad boy to stay alive of course I hit it with a with another bolt yes why not Jesus Christ oh my God should we newron you're okay uh you have taken a gunshot to the head but the room is now very much on fire right Lads let's just quickly uh disperse for this area after what we've done to it just W on out of there uh let them deal with some of the uh the repercussions oh my goodness okay if we can get another chain lightning off that would be amazing there we go one quick chain bolt later very successful although this bad boy is now coming outside which is not a good sign ice Spike into it let's hit it with a fireball as well no no no no you my friend are not running away one final chain bolt and an ice Spike got to just Scorch fumble more right fumble more lightning bolt go why does it say it's adapted I guess it's getting better at dealing with what we're doing however it is slowly dying this monstrosity and everything else in the room is slowly getting destroyed by either these Raiders or other Stu stuff going on in there there we go we did it couple more bolts to the head and that was all we needed right now we just need Big Dave to go up there and do a little finishing maneuver of course they're trying to leave the area right well let's hit them with the age-old Thunderbolt lovely jubly one quick Fireball there that is one dead boy who's been murdered and another person who's on fire goodness we've taken some damage but all things considered this has gone uh surprisingly well what do we have left just a single Pikeman watching for targets everyone else in the room has been well and truly dealt with right I'm going to chain bolt this uh Pikeman when he wanders around the corner there we go right so we can cast a bunch of wizard spells and then just stand around the corner so this bad boy doesn't even get a chance to respond suppose if we have big Dave come up and uh Cast a Giant explosion that could also work nicely right Big Dave blow that up good explosion now try a fireball and back around the corner you go there we go another stun another bolt and finally Thunderbolt Good Hits all around this boy is still going but he is getting stunned can I just keep casting chain bolt on it yes I can oh my goodness oh my goodness I'm such a wizard its ability to move has been greatly diminished but it is still alive okay you know what we're going to leave that Last One Alive because for whatever reason I seemingly can't defeat it so um let's just let it be you can live in this cave Mr Pikeman I've hit you with so many different ranged balls and magical powers that um you know what this one's yours right I have uh decided to partake in a little bit of questing I've sent the illustrious Big Dave and his girlfriend fumble Moore out to uh this logging site here which is owned by an enemy faction now we don't really want to loot it I mostly just want to you know turn up and murder people as I think that's a splendid idea so here we go we have arrived at the campsite let us zoom on in uh what have we got here we've got some giblet cages with some poor corpse left inside uh and two wooden Huts fantastic this is the small little base we've wandered into Unfortunately they appear to have built uh most of their structures out of wood and here they are wandering around yes I think they can see us but uh as it does indeed look like they can see us oh and they've got a little wall in a house here uh what I'm am going to do is um I think just do a meteor shower yeah this seems like a splendid idea so we're just going to cool down a wave of meteors right there um that was quite effective I like that of course they're not the most happy with that but you know we've got all of these brand new psychic powers I kind of want to use them so let's summon a ball lightning um whatever that does okay it just does a little bit of tickling uh but I'll tell you what will give them a bigger burn fumble Moore casting a giant Firebolt on top of their head yep that one seem to do a nice trick let's hit him with just a normal bolt after this oh that one one unfort a Miss how about a a little Fireball not very good with aiming these but it basically is like a grenade yeah that one just straight up missed well let's try a chain bolt there okay that was effective our poor enemies have hypothermia jeez it would have been a much better idea to bring Jimmy Neutron the ice Mage to the area where our enemies are actually freezing to death but oh well you live and you learn there we go right we'll set them on fire just a little bit you know let's cause an explosion for this poor man running around there we go lovely oh are you going to stand in water does it yeah okay I can electrocute people in water it is effective oh my God this man's doing a fire breath I guess he that's his ability he can do fire breath oh wow that's that's a burn that's not very nice jeez right let's pull back a little bit plus these annoying sausages are trying to murder us you know what actually two can play at this game Let's brief flame yes that was super effective oh my goodness okay breathing flame uh absolutely perfect because it sets the targets completely on fire and even though he's wandering around in water he is still getting pretty well sizzled good stuff Big Dave all right I'm going to activate a fire shield on Big Dave and then having melee attack this individual because it means every time they come into melee range they themselves are going to be set on fire there you go good job that means they're going to start fleeing for their lives because uh well of course they don't want to be set on fire but Big Dave can chase them down safely and in style and fantastic we've got our first enemy down lovely jubly right pull out of here men we've done a brilliant job oh here comes their lovely ranged boy hit them with the flame attack there we go of course they'll run away oh my goodness do they want a melee looks like they are going for a melee fight well um unfortunately Big Dave is pretty good when it comes to melee fights oh I can they doing the burn attack back at us that's not nice well um self explosion oh my goodness self- explosion pretty good indeed maybe I shouldn't have brought the fire Mage to fight against the inits that are naturally fire resistant um yeah I definitely feel like I brought the two completely wrong individuals for this fight in the cold environment with the fire resistant specimens and there we go we have killed both of the impants it's time to undrafted this world map and go back to base okay right we actually have quite a challenging raid and I do believe this will be our final challenge for the video uh quite a few of these pirateers have arrived and these guys are actually more than happy to dig for our defenses which is not the best news at all luckily for us however our Colony has expanded a little bit we now have Lou and lei to assist with our work and our work is going to be very simple we need to set Big Dave up in a position where he is able to summon a fire beam down upon our enemies oh dear critical fire oh God some people just came through the main base there's way more enemies than I was expecting oh beans right grab uh grab your pistols men we will be defending on two fronts Big Dave we've got this one fumble more up you go along with Levi we just need fumble more to get set up and cast chain lightning there we go good Damage Done fumble Mo then with a thunderbolt there we go extra good anyway as this wall is getting pulled down we're getting ready to cast our fire beam now I don't know how much damage this is going to do but it does say it's going to put Dave into a coma for the next 6 hours so um I'm going to guess pretty intense indeed but as we've got so many enemies grouped up it just feels like it makes sense okay one last hit and then they've broken through the wall right final hit there we go Big Dave it's fire beam Time cast it I believe in you just pretend that grenade doesn't exist okay that didn't work um flame breath instead okay that was effective oh God right ice Spike into this man then hit him with a frost Ray okay now cast fire beam Big Dave I believe in you oh damn it they are interrupting you which is the problem I try breathing flame again okay that was effective got I just cast an explosion in there Jesus well I mean we've set a lot of them on Fire Let's cast an eye blast there okay eye blast pretty good I Spike into that man very good and let's pop on a flame Shield as well right now just melee attack this Barry boy oh my God we're actually dealing with the Raiders I was not expecting this to happen but we're doing okay oh my God Big Dave has been taken down but that's okay because they're fleeing the first side of this assault is actually fleeing oh my god oh dear we have lost Louie who is one of our colonists but that's okay you can't save them all and there we go the rest of them are fleeing fantastic oh my goodness we actually survived this yeah we definitely were not meant to be surviving this one but we have done it oh my goodness what a success Wales has been saved I mean it's a toxic clouded Wast land and it's mostly on fire but I mean what's changed from the norm oh fantastic we committed a bunch of psychic war crimes and the world is all the better for it anyway there you have it ladies and gentlemen this has been the wonderful and climactic final of our Colony anyway I do believe I've perfectly balanced rimo today by abusing the quest system in the game to Loop infinitely spawning psychic upgrades to create free horrifically overpowered Wizards that live in the mountains of Wales using Fireballs to explode the wildlife for very easy meals all whilst a steady stream of elderly people march in to offer more tributes to the Divine Overlord Jimmy Neutron yes I think we've completed the game as from this point out it would be very challenging chenging to lose truly this is one of the games of Rim world of all time anyway you must like this video trust me if it doesn't get 20,000 likes then I genuinely think Jimmy Neutron might just summon the next ice age so do your part save the world like this video and please go and break this game as well it's really really fun of course thank you very much for watching today's video and if you do love video game exploits as much as I do then make sure to subscribe because this Christmas oh my we've got a lot of scorching game breaks to warm 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