(lively music) - In the span of a week, (audience members laughing) Democrats have gone from the despair of a certain Trump presidency to the joy of a statistical tie. (audience members laughing) (audience members cheering) Which, which, right now, that feels like, right now, that feels like victory. (audience members laughing) - Already, the prospect of her candidacy has injected enthusiasm and energy. - [Reporter] She's received a
tsunami of grassroots support and cash. - [Reporter] She's raised
a staggering $200 million since President Biden dropped out. - [Reporter] It's a Zoom World record, more than 100,000 white women
(audience members laughing) mobilized for Vice
President Kamala Harris, (audience members laughing) - 100,000 white women, that is a giant group of white women. (audience members laughing) I believe the scientific term
is actually a goop of women. (audience members laughing) That is called a goop of women. $200 million they've raised, a united, enthusiastic Democratic party, a huge reversal in one week, and they said it couldn't be done. - Joe Biden is going to be the nominee. - This is fantasy stuff,
this is good for TV, but Biden's not going anywhere. - This is not an Aaron Sorkin, you know, West Wing episode
here, this is real life. (audience members laughing) - Joe Biden is our nominee,
and he will be our nominee. - We literally have three
choices, as Democrats, either you vote for Donald Trump, you vote for Joe Biden, or you stay on the couch. (audience members laughing) - I think we know which
one of those options JD Vance would offer. (audience members laughing) (audience members cheering and applauding) Even I don't feel good about that joke. What do I know? A simple
pink pony grandpop. (audience members laughing) (audience members cheering and applauding) Okay, let me explain very quickly. A reference to being a Chappel
Roan fan, which I totally am. (audience members laughing and applauding) Now... Somebody in the audience, young people come here. But listen, man, the pundits
all said it couldn't happen, but it did happen, and the Republicans are
not very happy about it. - They just steamrolled democracy. - The Democrats are trying
to hijack democracy. - The ultimate election interference. - This was a coup inside
the Democratic Party. (audience members laughing) - A coup d'etat. - A bloodless coup. (audience members laughing) - But I get it, if I thought
I had this thing in the bag, you were gonna be going
up against old Joe Biden, and then they pull this, I'd be like, "Ref! Ref! Open your eyes! How can you not see? They're
couping! They're couping!" (audience members laughing) And by the way, I love
that guy's disappointment in the phrase "bloodless coup." This is a bloodless coup, what kind of fun is that? At least we brought bear
spray and nunchucks. (audience members laughing) But you know what? I do
understand that they're upset. It makes sense. So, how about we do this, out of fairness, I'm a fair person, you can replace your old
guy too, that's fine. (audience members laughing and applauding) Let's try and balance this. Boom, boom! Even Steven. (audience members laughing) By the way, speaking of your old guy, he responded to the change to Harris in the Trumpiest way possible. (audience members laughing) - [Reporter] Donald Trump posted this on his Truth Social account, quote, "So we are forced to spend time and money on fighting crooked Joe Biden, now we have to start all over again. (audience members laughing) Shouldn't the Republican party
be reimbursed for fraud?" (audience members laughing) - Do you have any idea how much money on Let's Go Brandon ear
bandages I've spent? (audience members laughing) Made in America, via Bangladesh, My Trump is too Jerry Lewis. (audience members laughing) (audience members laughing)
Well, what's done is done. You're gonna have to
shift gears, recalibrate. You've had Cookie Joe and
Sleepy Joe on speed dial, you're gonna need a new line of attack. - She doesn't like Jewish people. (audience members laughing) - Join the club, we're
getting crushed out there. Right now, I'm not even sure
how much we like ourselves. (audience members laughing) It's not like the old Seinfeld days when we were riding high. You know? (hums Seinfeld theme) (audience members laughing) (Jon laughing quietly) You could get a bagel in Iowa. Yeah, gimme a schmeer in Ames, Iowa. (Jon humming Seinfeld theme) Of course, that attack may ring hollow, seeing as Kamala Harris' husband is, let me check my notes, Jewish!
(audience members laughing) Do you have anything else that could denigrate all of
Kamala Harris' accomplishments by suggesting it's merely
the power of the Jezebel? - It is relevant when a young candidate tries to sleep her way into
politics, and into power, and that is what it
appears Kamala Harris did. - She's never earned or won anything, like, she was legitimately
handed her original post in California state government because she was sleeping
with Willie Brown, (audience members groaning) and then he backed her in her
race for San Francisco DA. - Okay, squeaks, (audience members laughing)
listen, I don't know, guys, you're
being awfully subtle here. Isn't there a grosser
way you can say that? - Kamala Harris, he's the
original Hawk Tuah girl, that's the way she got where she is. (audience members laughing and groaning) - That's what I'm talking about! That's the kind of
substantive and elevated take from a guy who looks like
he's won Mike's Hard Lemonade away from getting in a fight
at his sister's wedding. (audience members laughing) You (beep). You little, little tuft of hair, you're not fooling anybody, baldy! (audience members laughing) So sexist, saying Kamala Harris
slept her way to the top. Joe Biden and Donald Trump literally slept their way to the top, and we never heard a (beep) peep about it. Does anybody have a substantive critique? - Her record is extraordinarily radical. Let me say at the outset, Kamala can't have my guns, she can't have my gasoline engine, and she sure as hell can't have
my steaks and cheeseburgers. (audience members laughing) - Sir, I don't want to be rude, but (audience members laughing) it does appear that you could at least share some of your cheeseburgers. (audience members laughing) Hmm? Hmm? (audience members laughing) Looks like you'll still
be okay, is that right? Hmm? Tubs, hmm? (audience members laughing) Good to see you have mutton chops in case you get hungry, hmm? (audience members laughing) But is Harris really that radical? - If you combine Bernie
Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, you get Kamala Harris. (audience members laughing and groaning) - If you combine Bernie
Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, you get Kamala Harris? That can't be. You know what? There is an
app that actually does that. (audience members laughing)
Can we? Neil Patrick Harris?! (audience members applauding and cheering) Oh my god! It's Neil Patrick Harris. I love that guy. He's the best! Come on, guys, nobody
believes Kamala Harris is the second coming of Karl Marx. And even when they get
substantive policy critiques, they undercut them immediately. - Even when she was in California, she was very soft on crime. - The same Kamala Harris, who, as a California prosecutor
and Attorney General, put people in prison to
use them as cheap labor. - She's too soft on crime,
she's too tough on crime! People, we open in
three months. (clapping) (audience members laughing) You're flailing. Dig deep.
(audience members laughing) - It's one final thing
that nobody talks about, she's hated by people who worked for her. - Oh, my (beep) God. (audience members laughing) Are you kidding me? - Everybody that worked for Kamala quit. - A very aggressive, angry, bullying boss. - She's not a nice person to work with. - She's a terrible boss. - Your candidate's Donald Trump. (audience members laughing and applauding) His catchphrase is
literally, "You're fired." He's the Anna Wintour of
authoritarian wannabes. (audience members laughing) Donald Trump hired 44 cabinet members, 75% of them want nothing
to do with the guy. His Secretary of State
called him a "(beep) moron." His Chief of Staff said, "He's the most flawed
person I've ever met." You know why he needs a new
vice presidential running mate? I'll tell you why, he tried
to get the last one killed. (audience members laughing and applauding) No, terrible. They're flailing. You know what? If you want something
done, do it yourself. Donald, you're gonna have to hit Kamala with one of your magic nicknames. - Laughing Kamala, L-A-F-F-I-N,
apostrophe, laughin'. (audience members laughing) (audience members laughing) - Eh.
(audience members laughing) - So, now we have a new victim to defeat, lyin' Kamala Harris. Lyin', L-Y-I-N, apostrophe. (crowd booing) (audience members laughing) - Okay.
(audience members laughing) You know what? I hate to say it, guys, but you tried, you gave her your best. I kind of think you're
gonna have to go back to your classics. It's worked for you in the
past, it's your comfort zone, think you're gonna have to play the hits. - I think she was a DEI hire. - 100%, she was a DEI hire. - She would be the queen
of DEI if she were elected. She is DEI. - I think that this whole DE&I
token hire of Kamala Harris has already been exposed. - This woman, this disaster, whose only qualification
was having a vagina (graphic whooshing)
and the right skin color. (audience members laughing and groaning) - So, I guess she's black. Or is she? - She's not African American, her mother's from India,
her father's from Jamaica, she grew up in Canada, and she
married a white Jewish guy. So she has no common experiences
with black Americans. - She's not one of you. She's not even married to one of you. - She's also about as
Black as Rachel Dolezal. - This is how desperate they are. Is she black? Is she Indian? Nobody knows. - Two races?
(audience members laughing) In one person? (audience members laughing) Huh? Now I've seen everything. I heard she sent her DNA to 23andMe, and it broke the computer. (audience members laughing and applauding) I don't know what to
do, goodness gracious. If these people ever saw
a Pizza Hut/Taco Bell, they'd lose their (beep) minds. - Democrats are super fired up about having a candidate
who isn't legally dead. (audience members laughing) Nearly every night now, huge groups are gathering
on Zoom to raise money. It started with black women for Harris, and then black men for Harris, and then white women. And last night, white dudes took a break from trying to have sex with Asian women to do their Zoom call.
(audience members laughing) - [Reporter] Monday night's "White Dudes for Harris" livestream raised more than $4 million,
according to organizers. - More than 150,000
people were on the call, the call included possible
Harris running mates, actors, the labor leaders, among the stars were
Mark Hamill, Josh Groman, Joseph Gordon Levitt. - [Reporter] Actor Jeff Bridges,
throwing in his star power. - Like qualifying, man, I'm white, I'm a dude, and I'm for Harris. (audience members cheering and applauding) I'm so excited, a woman
president, man, how exciting. - Aw, I mean, it is cool
that they got Jeff Bridges, but if anyone was waiting to see who the Big Lebowski endorses, I don't think that's the group that's gonna remember to vote. (audience members laughing) But 150,000 white dudes joined the Zoom, because nothing says "I'll do
anything for this candidate" like clicking on the Zoom
link from your toilet. (audience members laughing) The white dudes did raise a lot of money, although the Zoom went off the rails when someone asked if anyone
had a favorite Bob Dylan album. (audience members laughing) And I personally am glad they found a way to make segregation progressive, (audience members laughing) but I'm just saying,
historically, it's not great when white people develop
racial awareness, okay? (audience members laughing) It starts out like, "Hey,
let's just hang out," and then soon it's
like, "Hey, this is fun. (audience members laughing) We should get some uniforms."
(audience members laughing) But Democrats aren't waiting
for a debate to go on offense, they've been subtly field
testing a new line of attack, and see if you can spot it. - The way they address
people, it is bizarre. And it's weird, it is weird. - That stuff is weird. They come across weird, they
seem obsessed with this. - A super weird idea from JD Vance. (audience members laughing) - Yeah, it's not, I
mean, it's quite weird. - They're just weird. - More weird. - That's just plain weird. (audience members laughing) - Weird. What about Donald Trump is weird? (audience members laughing) - Yeah, yeah! (audience members laughing and clapping) - Yeah, I just don't see it. (audience members laughing) Now, calling someone weird
is a bit of a downgrade from, "He tried to overthrow democracy." (audience members laughing) On the other hand, you know, that message didn't really stick. I mean, Democrats spent
four years being like, "Hey, everybody, remember January 6th?" And most Americans were like, "We don't remember and or care." So now Democrats are like, "Hey, wasn't trying to
overthrow the government kinda weird?"
(audience members laughing) Like, who even does that? And now people are like, "Yeah, I guess that is kind of weird." The best part about this line of attack is that there is no defense to it. I mean, you can't say, "Guys, guys, I'm not weird,"
(audience members laughing) because that sounds weird. And although Democrats have to be clear about what kind of weird
they're referring to, because people could think
that they mean like cool weird, like David Bowie or Jeff Goldblum, they gotta be like, "No,
no, we mean weird-weird. Like the penguin from Batman." (audience members laughing) What was up with that guy? It's like, "Hey, I'm a bad guy, but I'm also into Antarctic
wildlife conservation." (audience members laughing) And one of the weird things that they've been hitting them on is this comment Vance made in 2021. - We're effectively run in this
country, via the democrats, via our corporate oligarchs, by a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they've made, and so they wanna make
the rest of the country miserable too. (audience members groaning) - Yeah, I mean, if you have friends who've
chosen not to have kids, you know how totally miserable they are. Oh, (groans) I got too much disposable income. (audience cheering and applauding) My life is so hard, I
can fly business class. I still have a sex life, please kill me. (audience members laughing) So, after getting backlash, JD Vance tried to do damage control, but it turns out he didn't misspeak, he's been shit-talking
childless people for years. - The controversial comments he made questioning the judgment
of people without children, they were not a one-off. He told a crowd, quote, "Babies are good because we're not sociopaths." He appealed to donors by
mentioning that, quote, "Radical, childless
leaders in this country. Cat ladies must be stopped." - You go on Twitter, and almost always, the people who are most
deranged and most psychotic are people who don't have kids at home. (audience members laughing) - Yeah, of course, they're
deranged and psychotic, they're on Twitter,
(audience members laughing) that's where they live. It doesn't matter how many kids you have, the most deranged person
on Twitter has 45 kids. (audience members laughing) So, today, Trump sat
down with an interview with the National Association
of Black Journalists, and things got off to a rocky start. - A lot of people did not
think it was appropriate for you to be here today. You have pushed false claims
about some of your rivals, from Nikki Haley, to former
president Barack Obama, saying that they were not
born in the United States, which is not true. You have told four congresswomen of color, who were American citizens, to go back to where they came from. You have used words like animal and rabid to describe black district attorneys. You've had dinner with a white supremacist at your Mar-a-Lago resort. So my question, sir, why should black voters trust you after you have used language like that? - Ooh, tough question.
(audience members laughing) But hey, at least this is a good chance for former President Trump to address the concerns of black voters by answering with civility and grace. - Well, first of all, I don't think I've ever
been asked a question, in such a horrible manner,
the first question. (audience members laughing) You don't even, "Hello, how are you?" Are you with ABC? Because I think they're
a fake news network, a terrible network. (crowd exclaiming) - Okay, okay, not a great start talking to a room full
of black journalists, but you can still recover. - I think it's a very rude introduction, I don't know exactly why you
would do something like that. You invited me under false pretense. And then you were half an hour late, just so we understand, I have too much respect
for you to be late. I think it's a very nasty question. - [Interviewer] Love if
you can answer the question on your rhetoric and why you
made black people distrust you with your comments. - I have answered the question. I have been the best president
for the black population (crowd member hooting) since Abraham Lincoln. That's my answer.
(crowd roaring) - [Interviewer] Better
than President Johnson, who signed the Voting Rights Act? And for you to start off a
question and answer period, especially when you're 35 minutes late, because you couldn't get
your equipment to work in such a hostile manner, I think it's a disgrace. (Ronny chuckling) (audience member hooting)
- Wow. Trump was like, listen up, black
people, you're always late, your microphones are ghetto,
and I'm Abraham Lincoln. (audience members laughing) I mean, I think he just
won the black vote. (audience members laughing) For most politicians,
or anyone else on Earth, that would have been a low
point of the interview. But because it's Donald
Trump, it somehow got worse. - Do you believe that Vice
President Kamala Harris is only on the ticket
because she's a black woman? - Well, I can say now, I think it's maybe a little bit different. So, I've known her a
long time, indirectly, not directly very much, and she was always of Indian heritage, and she was only
promoting Indian heritage. I didn't know she was black
until a number of years ago when she happened to turn black and now she wants to be known as black. (crowd members laughing) So, I don't know, is she
Indian or is she black? - [Interviewer] She has always
identified as a black woman and she went from
historically black college. - I respect either one. I respect either one, but
she obviously doesn't, because she was Indian all the way, and then all of a sudden she made a turn, (crowd members laughing)
and she went, she became a black person. - [Interviewer] Just to be clear, sir, do you believe that she's- - And I think somebody
should look into that too. And you ask and continue in
a very hostile, nasty tone. (audience members laughing) - I don't know what's worse, that he thinks she turned
from Indian to black, or that he thinks someone
should look into that, right? (audience members laughing) Who should look into that? Like, does he think the FBI is the Federal Black
Investigators? (laughs) (audience members laughing) I don't think she turned
from Indian to black, okay? She's Indian and black. Like, what does he think happens? When the time is right, Indians going to a cocoon, and they play some Drake, and they come out black.
(audience members laughing) It's very clear that
Trump doesn't quite know how to handle Kamala Harris right now, he's trying to find the angle of attack. And today, he was hitting her race, yesterday, he was hitting her age. - She is younger, but I
mean she's 60 years old, a lot of people, I didn't
realize she was 60, I thought she was a little
younger, but she's 60. (audience members laughing) - I guess Trump just discovered
that black don't crack? (Ronny chuckling) I mean, this is gonna be a
first time he does birtherism as a compliment. Like, show us your birth certificate, because you don't look
a day over 50, okay? So just drop the skincare routine, girl. I bet Trump spent the rest of the day just Googling how old
other black people are. (audience members laughing) Like, Morgan Freeman, 200
years old, question mark? (audience members laughing) To be fair, Trump does have some substantive
criticisms of Kamala, but he can't seem to say them without making it gross and personal, like when he was asked
about how she would do in negotiations with foreign leaders. (transition graphic swishing) - How would they consider
a Harris presidency, just in geopolitical- - I think they'll walk all over her. - How so? - I think they look at her, I think they'll walk all over her. She'll be so easy for them. She'll be like a play toy, they look at her and they say, "We can't believe we got so lucky." They're gonna walk all over her. And I don't want to say as to why, but a lot of people understand it. (audience members laughing) - He's like, "I don't wanna say why she'd be a bad president, but you know, the he-he, and the hoo-ha, and the fellas get it."
(audience members laughing) I'm pretty sure Kamala can
handle world leaders, okay? I mean, she did just overthrow the president of the United States. (audience members laughing) Also, nobody was easier to
manipulate than Donald Trump. Like foreign leaders just had
to roll out the red carpet, and Trump treated them like a best friend. I mean, Saudi Arabia bone-sawed
an American journalist, and Trump was fine with it because they let him touch an orb. (audience members laughing) I mean, I am pretty sure none
of this is getting to Kamala. Right now, she's on top of the world, because she's enjoying life
as the Democrats' new messiah. - [Reporter] Atlanta
turned up and turned out for Vice President Harris, and a rap star came with a
new slogan for campaign merch. - Hotties for Harris! - [Reporter] Megan Thee
Stallion, and others, made this the largest crowd
of Harris' young campaign, more than 10,000 people
filled a downtown arena. - Well, Donald, as the saying goes, if you've got something to say- - [Crowd] Say it to my face.
(crowd roaring) - Say it to my face. - [Reporter] Thousands waited
hours to see Harris speak. - Does she make it easier for Democrats to win Georgia in November? - [All] Yes. - Yeah, we're so excited, we don't have to vote
for Joe Biden anymore! (audience members laughing) Boo, Joe Biden, boo! You know, I do feel bad for Biden, like, everyone's going crazy for Kamala and he's at home with
COVID going, who is Kamala? (audience members laughing) And I've never seen so much
joy for a statistical tie. This is like when people
cheer after their plane lands, it's supposed to land, okay? That's the bare minimum.
(audience members laughing) When this election started, I thought it would be
mostly about abortion, or maybe immigration, but things took a weird turn this week. And now it seems like the most
dominant issue is Indians. (audience members laughing) As you all know, vice
president Kamala Harris is of Indian and Jamaican descent, and who better to understand
the nuance of being mixed race than this guy? - [Reporter] Former president Donald Trump now facing backlash after questioning Vice President Kamala
Harris' racial identity during the National Association
of Black Journalists' annual convention. - She was Indian all the way, and then all of a sudden she made a turn, and she went, she became a black person. - [Reporter] Just a week after the event, the former president posted
a video on his social media, where Harris called herself Indian, and a cooking video with
comedian Mindy Kaling. - Okay, so what we're gonna cook today. - Okay. - Is an Indian recipe.
- Yes, yes. - Because you are an Indian. - Yes, yes. - But actually, we're both South Indian. - Yes, you look like the
entire one half of my family. (audience members chuckling) - Damn, I forgot how
weird "The Office" got after Michael Scott left.
(audience members laughing) So, Trump posted this video, but I'm like, how did he even find this? Was he doing deep oppo research on Mindy Kaling's Instagram page? Like, how far down the
Mindy rabbit hole did he go? Is he gonna come out next week like, Kamala Harris is not black, and Mindy and BJ Novak
belong together, okay? (audience members laughing) Do the right thing, BJ, make
an honest Indian out of her. (audience members laughing) And also, this doesn't
even prove his point. He's saying that Kamala identified
as Indian and not black, and this is a video of her
saying, "I'm half-Indian." Like, what does Trump think
the other half is, woman? She's half Indian and half woman, that's one though, that's one thing. (audience members laughing) How does this guy not
understand what half means? Like he constantly tells us he's a genius, but he can't comprehend a golden doodle. (audience members laughing) Also, by the way, Trump doesn't get to decide
how black a black person is, only Kendrick Lamar can do that, okay? (audience members laughing) So, Kendrick, weigh in here. Meanwhile, the Trump campaign has Indian problems of its own. JD Vance has been getting
attacked by white supremacists because his wife is Indian. And if you're thinking, "Wow,
if someone insulted my wife, I'd go ape shit on them,"
then you are not JD Vance. (audience members laughing) - Look, I love my wife so much, I love her because she's who she is. Obviously, she's not a white person, and we've been attacked by some white supremacists over that. Bu I just, I love Usha,
she's such a good mom. - Yeah, wow. Way to casually defend your wife against white supremacists, JD. (audience members laughing) I mean, I'm not a romance expert, but I don't think anyone wants to hear, "She's not white, but I love her," right? (audience members laughing) That's not a message you're gonna see on those Valentine's Day candies. (audience members laughing) I mean, look, I mean, I hope those
weren't his wedding vows. Like, look, you're obviously not white, but, I do. (audience members laughing) Enough about Indians, let's move on. Because while JD Vance
is doing JD Vance stuff, Kamala still needs to
announce her running mate. - We now know we are just days away from finding out who Kamala
Harris' running mate will be. - [Reporter] Harris now
moving at warp speed. Her campaign just over a week old, but she's already expected
to announce her running mate in the coming days. The two will then hit the road together, visiting several key battleground states, starting with a rally in
Philadelphia on Tuesday. - [Journalist] Madam Vice President, have you chosen your VP yet? Have you chosen yet? - Wow, what a change. The Democratic nominee for president walked up a flight of
stairs while talking, with a head turn.
(audience members laughing) She turned her head while walking, (audience applauding) and none of us were covering our eyes and clenching our assholes. (audience members laughing) I mean, compared to Biden, she's like Simone Biles up there. (audience members laughing) Kamala is expected to pick
a running mate any day now, and according to reports, it's come down to about five finalists who all bring different
strengths to the table. You've got Pete Buttigieg, the only man in America
who goes viral on Fox News (audience member cheering) for non-racist reasons.
(audience members laughing) There's also Andy Bashir, he's the popular governor of Kentucky, and the first person with his accent to ever say the phrase "Trans rights." You've also got Minnesota
Governor Tim Waltz, he's actually the one who started calling Donald Trump weird. Which, again, I just don't see it. - The late, great Hannibal
Lecter, he's a wonderful man. (audience members laughing) - Totally normal here. (chuckles) Another top candidate is Mark Kelly, AKA, Senator Clean. This guy is a fighter
pilot to an astronaut, which is extremely badass. I mean, how would Trump
even attack this guy? "Look at this 'Top Gun'
loser who went to space. (audience members laughing) Aw shit." This guy would be so good
against Vance on the VP debates. He'd be like, "Oh, you wrote a memoir
about your hillbilly family? That's cool, I jacked off in space." (audience members laughing) Checkmate. Plus he's got a identical twin brother who's also an astronaut. Like, how cool is that? This is just like the Kelsey Brothers if they stayed in school. (audience members laughing) I mean, just think of all the
crazy pranks they could pull, they could switch places, and now the other twin is the one doing absolutely nothing as VP. (audience members laughing) But as of today, it looks like the front runner is Pennsylvania's Josh Shapiro. (audience members cheering) He's popular, he's the governor of
a pivotal swing state, and I know I'm a foreigner
who can't understand English, but just listen to this guy speak, because, I mean, is he doing an Obama? - You could not have a
clearer contrast in this race. You could not have a clearer contrast between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. Now, let me tell you something, he's pretty afraid. Y'all see, he's backing
outta the debate now. (crowd member laughing) He's afraid to stand toe to
toe with our vice president. It's 'cause he can't run away
from his record any longer. (audience members laughing) - Okay, that's not just me, right? Like we all hear that?
(audience members laughing) Like, I was almost
expecting him to be like, "And that's why you should vote for me, Josh Hussein Shapiro." (audience members laughing) It's like he's hyping
himself up for politics by listening to Obama's old speeches, and the cadence is like,
getting stuck in his head. I mean, I bet if I put a photo
of Obama up on the screen, you would have no idea it
was a Josh Shapiro speech. - [Josh] He knows what he's doing. (audience members laughing) He's got no guardrails around him anymore, and he's told us what he wants to do. (audience members laughing) What'd Maya Angelou say? When someone tells you who they are? - [Crowd Members] Believe 'em. - [Josh] Believe 'em! - I mean, even the Maya Angelou reference is laying it on a little thick. (audience members laughing) I wouldn't be surprised if Obama asked him for
his birth certificate. (audience members laughing) I mean, wait, are you me? At this point, it could be
smart for Harris to pick him. I mean, she could be like, "Hey, Trump, you think I'm
pretending to be black? Well, check out my VP." (audience members laughing) Anyway, soon, (audience cheering and applauding) soon we'll know which
one of these guys it is, and there was some other
names thrown around, like Gretchen Whitmer, or
Wes Moore, or Gina Raimondo, but there's just something about them that the news media
doesn't think will work. - It sure would help if there
was a reassuring white guy who looked like all of
most of our past presidents to help her out. - She needs a southern white
male to balance out the ticket. - She's gonna need a white male. And if you can get one from a swing state, I think it's really important. - I do wonder if it is inevitable that this is a white man summer as far as it concerns
Kamala Harris' running mate. (audience members laughing) - I mean, that is so blunt. You know, at least be subtle about it. They should say like, hey,
if Kamala wants to win, she needs somebody who wears cargo shorts and can play "Wonder Wall" on the guitar. (audience members laughing) (lively music)