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Memorable Experiences from Miami Trip

We're in Miami. Bought that shirt at this little outlet. There's lots of [ __ ] that we have done on this trip. A lot y'all. Sunday is on her 40th outfit of the day. It is 4:20. And what time do we have to leave? 4:00. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. And I switch shoes for the day. Yeah. Are you guys texting them back when they're texting? No. Text. We're not texting anybody. People's telling us, "Let's go. Let's go." And I'm acting like I don't see the messages. I'm posting IG right now. You got to text them. Just go down. Let me see. My oyster. Tell them I have diarrhea. And tell them my oyster. Okay. This is I'll let you see it. I'll fit 30. Yeah. Yeah. Let's Let's pick up the speed. Yeah. I actually like that. Yeah. Let's pick up the speed. Wow. Wow. Put the belt back on. I want Okay. Yeah. Act like you know style better than me. Okay. So, where are we going? We're going to a skating competition. These [ __ ] are the top. What is it, Ellie? Top 25 skaters. Yeah. Top 25 skaters. Fit is five. Let's go. You guys like my outfit? Yes. Me, too. You love it. I love it. I think your fit is fine. I think you would have looked better with my belt on for sure. But obviously, you know, I love that belt. You don't look my outfit. I do. Oh, why you saying it like that? All right. Uh, we're about to go watch the top 25 skaters in the world. Ellie is has been preparing for this moment. So, you guys obviously already know that I'm one of the top 25 um rollerbladers in the world. You guys don't know that Ellie is one of the top 25 skaters. No, Kayla is also one of the top 25 cappers in the world as well. Mal could go in the tele contest and win number one. I actually do think I won. I feel like Yeah, maybe like your love for it would be like almost top one, but there's like people that could eat that much more than that. You would be a close second. Thank you, Noah. Thank you. Have you guys seen that one guy who bathes in Nutella? Oh, no. So, I think he would probably beat you. Noah was watching a live yesterday and sending him roses and showing me and every time this guy gets a rose, he's like dressed in a fish, like a fish filter and he go and every every time I see it, I do like Noah yesterday told me he was one of five Tik Tok subscribers of mine. I didn't even know you could subscribe. I know. Me neither. Should I go live on Tik Tok and then be like when you guys give me a rose be like Rosey Rosey looking bro? Yeah. killer. No. Oh, y'all is going to see this on my Instagram. Thank you. Okay, guys. So, we're here. We're here about to skate. Ellie's going to be performing. I'm going to be performing tonight. Uh, I'm a world class skater. This is where we are. This is where we are. And this is where you're about to be. We're about to hop on a yacht. We're in Miami. Y'all don't understand. We're out here in Miami. I'm looking for where they at. It's not a normal experience for us. Taligator sisters are in Miami. We've never been on a yacht. We're going on a mother yacht. We're going to take you all with us to show you the whole experience and you're going to experience it with us. You're going to experience Miami yacht like you're on the yacht. So, if you just close your eyes and listen to our voices, you can imagine we started making like a ASMR noise brought us to Miami. They're bringing us in a yacht. They told us yesterday, "Hey guys, we have it on like a like a soft launch." No, no, no. This is my imitation. So, tomorrow the plan um we're going on a yacht. I'm like, "No, we're going to hurry up and we're going to go for like a breakfast and then we're just going to hop on a yacht after." We're like, "Wait, hold on." How mad would you guys be if I jumped in? Look at all the pigeons. Pigeons. Pigeons. They brought us to get Cuban food. And it was so good, but that was so bloated. So, we're going to hop on the boat, blow up the bathroom, and then we're going to blow up your experience. We're at a Cuban restaurant with the noise team. It's called Can I talk about my juice? She's obsessed with her watermelon juice. I just ordered a watermelon juice. This is the best I've ever put in my system in my life. I had to get one, too. The way she was acting was a little bit too made this. No, because I have to have some like what is that spice called? That MSG. MSG. This is like watermelon MSG. Can you pass me that tomato? No. Turn back to plantain chips. I love plantain. Plantain are my favorite food. I think Cuban food is my new thing. Can I give him some watermelon juice? Oh, Kayla, it's literally flying with a dream. Hey, that hurt. I no joke was just crying cuz I thought a baby bird was injured. Turns out it was an adult bird and it wasn't injured. Oh my god. You guys know I don't have a toenail anymore. I was just checking myself out in that mirror and I was making direct eye contact with somebody. Where's your micro right here? Say my box. Look at the water. No, the iguana's growing. Where? Mom. Mom. Oh my. Mom. Iguana. Is that just normal in Miami? You live in Miami. You get to see this [ __ ] We just saw wild iguanas in Miami going onto a yacht with noise. I like how we keep on saying that we're going to a yacht cuz that's just insane. Well, because who the just goes on a yacht? Pet the iguanas. Go on a yacht. Pet the iguana life. That's not normal. My wing, [ __ ] Like, isn't this such a Miami experience? Who was going to tell me my cheeks were out? Bro, we're in Miami. Let them loose. Okay. What if you fell? Would I say to you? No. No. No. No. We're going to ask Ellie to use one of their skateboards to ask if she could do a trick. Wait, is that disrespectful in the skate world? No. No. I'm a part of the skate world. No, you're not. Hey, what should I say? Hey man, can I can I pop a wheelie? If they say, go over here. Go over. That's even better. Then I don't do it. Do you want to see a triple? Imagine see step on it and break it. I don't think you have the capability to do that. I don't think you're strong enough. Uh, is that a compliment? No. Yo, should I lowkey like everyone up and just do the craziest wheelie of my life? You don't know how to do a wheelie, bro. I could Are we still saying that Ellie is like a part of the That's just a lie. Can I have my own interview? I don't even like Who was that? Ellie. Ellie, ask me where I'm on my way to. Where you on your way to? Where the do you think I'm on my way to? The VIP lounge. Is there a free drink and free uh turn on the light? You can't turn on the light and it's distracting. They're like mid flip and they turn their and they lose the competition cuz of us. Wait, we're watching. These girls are so bad. Do you have somebody? You take it to No. She takes your Snapchat and you get it and you eat it and you don't brew and you turn it into What's the bar? What's the bar? If we go no brew just for the Snapchat, then you must eat your food. Guys, con Mia's stomach is killing her. We've been overeating this entire week. So, we are not overeating. Actually, it's double. Last night, I had a Nutella donut. Oh, at 3:00. I have a really bad con. I had an entire meal. I've never beened in my life. Okay, guys. So, we're copyright central. So, the music is so loud. We're getting copyrighted right now. Right. All right. They said that we could take the food out to show you guys. Give me an interview. Give me an interview. Okay. Give me an interview. Listen, I haven't even tried nothing. But just by the looks of it, please. We have to be really classy. So, I may take one of these. Yes, I will. Chicken carriage. Yuzu kosha. Aol. A a ioli. Aish. Okuaku. Makiyaki. Wow. This does look Yes, please. Quite exquisite. You said you went crazy. That's [ __ ] poison. Don't find me with my leg right now. Thank you so much, guys. My plate looks the best. Bro, you went crazy. Okay, guys. We officially made it. Ellie, you're stepping on her. No, I'm not. All right, y'all. We are about to sail off this boat. [ __ ] this is a young My bad. My bad. My bad. We're about to go do some sighting. Hopefully we see some whales. Okay, we're going to do a tour, guys. This is the couch. This is where I drive the boat. Ollie actually drives the boat. Who the [ __ ] do you think's turning this [ __ ] Cool. Speed it up a little bit. Wait, if you jump up and down, you could rock it, too. You thought it was just one floor? Well, you're wrong. You really thought that Wah, you should have one hand on the boat at all times. Noah, you should have one hand. Noah never gets hurt cuz he's a videoologist. You should have one hand on the boat at all times. What does it look like? I have two hands on the boat, bro. Is it the back? What? Who's rocking this? Wo! Another bathroom. Who's rocking it? I almost hit me in the head. Yeah, bro. Look, another bathroom. Bro, this one's the master. I could sleep on this like a dib. I already did. This is lowkey like a trailer except on steroids. Bro, a trailer on water, brother. So, we're yacht baddies now. Yeah, that's what we've always been. Wait, yo, I didn't know the game was. Of course, they're looking at food, bro. We got to go upstairs. Are you sure there's an upstairs? Now this is nice. Oh, my hair's blowing. Oh, my hair is blowing. Oh, my hair is blowing. There's no wind. What do you mean your hair is blowing? Oh, my hair is flowing. Show them around. It's so beautiful. This is nice. So, guys, basically, we're going mansion seeing right now. So, they're going to show us all the huge mansions in Miami. Okay, so I was just locked in the washroom for 10 minutes. You guys weren't going to [ __ ] look for me. What is that? Look at those houses. They're like full lines. I love full bath house in there. And they have a beautiful backyard. That's insane. What? She wants carrots. Wait, who lives in this one? Oh my. Oh my god. You know what? Up here. What? What is this? What? Guys, how about this one? Look at this. Look at that. Yeah, I'm I'm looking. This guy did the CO vaccine. This is the guy who made the COVID vaccine. Johnson. Johnson. No. Yo, you bro is he there? Wait, what do you do for a living? What do you do for a living? Why do they have a Amazon exhibit? Like, why? You just because cuz he's just built. He wants to have a [ __ ] adult. He's a Viagra guy who then became the vaccine guy. His up and his dick up. It's the truth. This is J. This is Diddy. Diddy. I feel like shaking ass. I feel like shaking ass on a yard. You know what, guys? Let's shake some ass. You're so in my power stands. Well, the girls are beat right now. We just We just did a number. Oh, show my [ __ ] cuz my hands hurt really bad. My hands are starting to hurt. Been very sleepd deprived, but we went shopping. Shopping make us feel better. Fit, bro. Do up your belt. The freak is fat. Noah says Noah says the new trend is leaving your belt open. But he literally just looks like he like popped one. Guys, that's that's the thing is it looks like I did a quickie like who I'm going to I'm going to start leaving my underwear to my ankle so it look and I'm 12 hours. Guys, imagine if somebody stole our bag. Okay, I'll tell them the story. So, we went to the washroom now. No, we not tell them the story. Well, how we've been talking about Okay, we're doing video tape. [ __ ] Got a mute. Wait, wait, let me see how Tell the story about someone videotaping us. Oh my god. I'm going to show you guys how. Somebody give me a phone. Somebody was videotaping like this. All angles. All angles, bro. He was dead ass like this. Dead ass. I'm I'm dead serious. Like she wanted feet pics and everything and I didn't even realize that's the worst not make eye contact. The worst part is I didn't even realize the girls were like mia mia and I was like what? Oh [ __ ] Yo yo you can't you can't drive there bud. There's a cop right there too. Rev it. Rev it. In our last video. What the whole place is blocked off. The only thing that's allowed to go through is McLaren. So unless that McLaren is picking us up, we're cooked. on your right now. Get in. I'm not even [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] guys. I'm very confused right now because this is better. This one like this. I'm not ask questions about the yacht. Interview a yacht yacht experts. Were you guys expecting there to be more diet coke on the yacht? Ask a question. Don't ask me some dumb ass. Can I ask you a question? Why mama make you so filming? Little daddy. Pop it off. That's the biggest bird. Is that a duck or is that a I can't I can't see. Okay. No, open your [ __ ] eyes. Oh, that's a flyover. Oh my f on command. It's a horn for the camera. a [ __ ] horn for the camera. My band-aid is falling off my toe and I don't own a toenail anymore. Everybody likes Okay, get stop you pay for it. Everybody regret eating so much snap. Don't interrupt me. I didn't eat any snacks. Don't interrupt me. Basically, don't drop me. Sisters absolutely bullying the [ __ ] out of each other. But if you guys are wondering why we didn't go out, we were supposed to go swimming for you guys, but then there was Dookkey in the water. Now we're just That wasn't Dookie. Oh my god, we're bouncing. Look at that little duck. Wait, watch it. It fishes for poop. Is it releasing the dookie? Wait, that looks so gross. And I promise you that could be [ __ ] I promise. I can't. What would you guys do if I dove into it? I kind of think that's gross. I'm about to die. Guys, why are we so chill about this? Cuz why the [ __ ] are we doing? Okay, so yesterday we were Kayla, you just made water splash. I literally hit him with step on it, bro. You're not even on the way to the knee. Do you guys want to do rap battle? 3 2 1 Give me a word. Your word is Miami. I'm out here in Miami. No, no, no, no. Here in Miami, I spotted some rice. I ate in the fourth day. Okay, give me a word. Valley. I said I'm a valley girl. I go to the mall and then I hurl cuz I ate some bad tacos going. Hey, hey, hey. We have a definition of the rhyming word. What is Pearl? Pearl. Let's go up. You [ __ ] dumbass. But I pull up on her. My dad's name is John. Long John is a type of donut. But I ain't rhying. My dad's name is John and that's a type of donut. Wait, you don't always have to rhyme every word. Yeah, but you have to start. You have to like rhyme like some of them. Next word. Give me a word. Um, shut up. All right. I said shut up. I'm about to run up on your ass. You done so many times. When have I ever said that? Well, I bet we're more nervous than all these people here. All I know is how much money for Noah to what? To stream. I'm hyped. I'm hyped. How do you even sign up for this [ __ ] Yeah. recorder doing overtime. Oh my god. Yes, I do mine, but I'll hold it. Did you know when you eat four or four of these chips, you you eat a full tortilla? Okay, guys. We're in the back right now and we found we're in the VIP lands. Got my smirk on. No, but Sunday like whenever we're in there, I keep trying to talk to her and she says nothing back, gets mad at me cuz she can't hear me and then frowns and I literally went to the ear, whatever they're called. What the And they send this. Anyone hear that? Oh my gosh. No. Do you want any food? Give him that one. Do you want any food? Well, you don't get any. Noah, which one is yours? I drink a lot. We drink the same amount. We have both. All right, y'all. This is the final. The final. I'm really stressed out and I'm not even competing, guys. Okay, so I don't really know how this works, but I've been trying to follow along. This [ __ ] is so fun to watch. Okay, watch. Watch. I'm aura farming. Okay, guys. So, the women's just finished, and now we're going to go watch the men's. We're farming. Oh, what a farming. Oh, anytime I try to speak too, the only time can I put the word out when we're trying to shut up. If you guys ever ask me what I'm doing and because I'm not speaking is because I'm horrible forming, just know. No, it's not. It's cuz you don't call me a 9.5 9.5 9 situation. What is something that you did not realize that you could be you? Okay, guys. Are you guys going to throw me off the boat again? Honestly, that'd be good content. Can you jump? You can't jump straight this way, bro. You have to go back there. Jump. Yo, why can't I jump? You can't jump here, bro. Jump in the back. Jump off the boat. Jump off the boat. Get in the couch. What do you mean? Why? I can't. Guys, should we go make our own temptation right there? Yeah. I'm looking up all the daddies. I'll be the temptation. Guys, you're just scratching with your own toenails. Imagine people thinking we're going to be like super sexy on just scratching each other with their toenails. Clip your toenails. Kicking someone. He's actually toenail clippers. That was a joke. Ellie was just me. Kayla, why? Why are you doing that? Why are you doing that? Can you see what the bed broke? Okay, they got two of us buzz night. You're spiky. Oh my gosh, my knees. Yeah, I can see that. I will never forget the time we were in public. In public, why aren't you telling me this isn't flattering? Oh, is everybody giving up? Guys, why aren't we on one of those? Why aren't we on one of those? What the just happened, bro? [ __ ] I'm done. I promise I'm not. Look at this curve, bro. That ledge is crazy. This is final food. I'm sorry. I'm literally salivating. Oh my god. I can eat this every day, all day, all night. Best sushi I've had. Perfect. In my life by far. All right. All right. Y, guys, why is this like the best looking? Look at this. Look at Look at the brunch. Cheese bowl. Cheese bowl. Cheese bowl. [ __ ] Oh my god. This is Nou's new lunch menu. So, they only used to have Oh, brunch. You only used to have supper. And they just started this thing. Every Sunday they have brunch. And we're like, "Yeah, yeah, I want brunch." The service is like a 20 out of 10. Got slow roasted whatever the slow roast. This isn't chicken. This is This is roast. Oh, I'm talking about me. It's slow roast and I promise you like I feel like it's orgasmic. 2 days ago. We went to this one place called Uhu-h. We went to this restaurant 2 days ago, right? We're sitting down. We're waiting for a waiter. 20 minutes pass. 20 [ __ ] business days pass. No waiter. I love crispy rice. What? That's crispy rice. Bro, I feel like that dog. That's like this. Bro, my eyes my eyes tearing up for how good this is. Come come come in closeum come. I'm crying over I'm just I'm actually choking. I promise. I promise. I promise. Okay. Okay. Like that's going to get you. Genuinely wipe my eyes water. Do you want me to get you one? But yesterday Noah and I woke Sunday up planning a prank on Sunday. They were planning a prank on me and woke me up cuz they were speaking too loud about planning the prank. It's going to be very hard to prank each other now that we know we're trying to prank each other. So, you guys have to be patient. Oh, yeah. That's for God's sake. Like, what? Keep it a bug. How is the dynamic going to work when you guys both get boyfriends in 50 years? What do you mean? Like, all of our dynamics in 50, bro. Let's try this kiche. I'm not a big kiche lover. Why did you get it? Cuz it'sing no, bro. Okay. The fact that you're eating panakotta mixed with red snapper is really unsettling and it's delicious. All right, guys. Round two. Round one almost got to us, bro. Oh my god, you guys are [ __ ] Look at me. I finished eating my food and I eat their food. Have you guys seen the videos where people like like lick their forks or like lick their like How weird that would be if I started eating it prank. I have such a good It's almost like a guilty pleasure. I'm so hungry. this like the solid stick. Not only does it like smells like it, but it actually tastes good. Is there anything like that? There's a [ __ ] screen right there and they can hear everything we say. Wait, is yours? Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Oh, no. Not butter. What should we put? Of course. That was butter, bro. I think you can butter my biscuit, baby. Huh? No. I'd say like Vaseline like Yeah. Eat the Vaseline. Kia toast up to be hateful, bro. We should we should fill this with PT. P cheese. Wait, give me a word. P. Hey. Hey. P like the cheese. P like my breeze. I'mma call you a P and then I'mma go and sneeze. You pips. You go like that. I'm trying to get an ad. Hold on. Let me let me know. Yeah. I'm pulling up on you like my name. Oh, wait. Let me let me on you like I'm about to say you taboo. I take down Ali's panties and I see the streaks same color as my rolly. Okay, trying to get streaks in your panties. This [ __ ] in the back whose name is me. Okay, that was amazing. Baloney. She said she ain't [ __ ] other guys baloney. That wasn't my dog. [ __ ] that was my homie. Pony. My pony. I got one. Give me a word. Um Gucci gang. Okay. Gucci gang. Gucci gang. Gucci gang. Gucci gang. Gucci gang. Gucci gang. Gucci gang. Spend 10 reps on your bra. Hey my [ __ ] I do cocaine. What the [ __ ] is this? Oh my god. What is this? I can't go for round two. Guys, are we going to talk about that rap? I came up with that on the spot. Ellie just spit off the yacht. I'm running out cuz she af stupid enough to be doing that [ __ ] with her cheeks bare. probably be shaking that ass. She a thie. She don't know how to shake cuz she also a fatty. But that waist is thin like she does Pilates. You take 100% of the shots you don't take. You take in the back of the whip like you take 100% of the shots you don't take. On my dick like an earthquake cuz you want to see their scene, man. And my voice is crocus free man. You are the best ever. Yeah. I got to I got to get that shame in you. She's been over my bar. She's shameless. Shameless. Shameless. She say nothing. up in like five up in here. She [ __ ] to my crib. She was fameless. I [ __ ] her up in a family picture. We both fameless. My glasses on. I don't need a 2020 vision. They frameless. Sunday, guys. Sunday at the meet and greet. First Sunday on the yacht. Sunday on the yacht is a different person. It's the yacht life. Let's go to the store and buy some to the meet where I need my supporters. I don't know if I'm more I don't know if I'm more traumatized now than I was in the year. I'm going to pay less is a store. I'm going to go there and buy some shorts. Meet him and wear them to the meet and greet. Margarine, you look like a fool. Your word is adlib. Hey, hey, hey. I'm so good at them. This yacht got going crazy. She's on a yacht. Set my tone two times. Yes. I like to run. Hey, I'm mute. Hey, unmute. Unmute. Yeah. I got it. I got it. I got it. I might. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got time. I'm going to cry in her ass. I'm about to make a pass in her face. I'm going to kiss. I'm adding the noise to this noise. Oh my god. Someone wait. Give me one more. Give me one more. Give me one. You are the only one. Can someone else hold the camera? No. It's literally your job. Yesterday we were at our meet and greet and this one like this sweetest guy came up to us and when he was leaving we were like hugging him and we're like bye. And he's like I'm so excited to watch your video tomorrow. And we're like, "No, I'm like, I wish, but it's actually the next day, Friday." And he's like, "Yeah, yeah, tomorrow's Friday." We're like, "No, no, tomorrow's Thursday." We post Mondays and Fridays. And he's like, "Yeah, like tomorrow." And we're like, "Shit, Emily, what day is it?" Thursday. Unedited video. Completely unedited. And Miami Club music goes crazy. It's like the most like the most millennial I've ever heard. Like, elder Millennial Ellie, I asked her to edit a video yesterday. I said, "Can you edit 15 minutes of the video?" She set a 15-minute timer and edited 2 minutes of a 40 long 40m minutee long clip and said, "Here you go." I said, "Go yourself." Oh my gosh. Wait, is this how like a cruise ship works? Wait, who's driving on this bus? Guys, I told John that I could literally just get on there and then like go full throttle and no one would saw me. Wait, yeah, I think I think I think the guy would tackle me, bro. Oh, holy [ __ ] Did you not do buy chocolate by any chance? No, my eyes are very dry from the AC. My dad, he's just like the [ __ ] sail. This guy is the captain. Looks like he's been on this boat for like a month. Like he looks like a guy that like sails shifts for like months at a time. He's one with nature. For real. It looks good. Damn, he actually looks majestic. Being on a yacht is so chill. Like if I wasn't like I'm exhausted from freaking editing because Mia doesn't is negligent and didn't finish the video. I could sleep for a whole 3 hours and but I'm happy to vlog. But I wish I was not tired right now cuz if I wasn't tired, let me like shake my ass and [ __ ] Let's go. You guys want me to follow you down? Cuz I showered. Why did you shower your legs? Cuz I was standing in dookie water. You told me it wasn't [ __ ] You actually think it is [ __ ] Who [ __ ] knows? I know. Did you wash your legs, too? I just wiped them down. This is a coconut banana strawberry smoothie. Oh my god. Wait, we get PTSD from the Oh, don't tell me. I'm so glad we did this. Hold her back. Hold her back. Ali and Noah have both simultaneously born within the 500 meter vicinity has been suspect because that's the only thing didn't have was a strawberry banana smoothie. Strawberry banana smoothie. Literally, you guys. What is making this less enjoyable is that I'm [ __ ] freezing. Every place in Miami is like freezing cold. Thank you. Thank you. Hey guys, we're at the front of the boat now. We're at the front of the yacht. Please refer to Please don't call it a boat. Oh, my bad. I'm so sorry. What do we do in the front of the yacht? You sit and look bougie. That's it. Sometimes I see people twerking. Yes, I see it early. Yeah, I know. It like moves it head back and forth. You could do the Titanic movements. Oh, here I am looking for the Hoo Daddy. Where they looking for the Hoochie Daddy? Where they at? No, no, no, no. Like this. Where they at? Looking for the Hoochie Daddy. Where they at? Okay. Ready? Out here in Miami looking for the Daddy. Where they at? You guys are reminding all my time in a yacht. Spending all my time in a yacht. Miami I'm naughty. Where you at? Hey. Hey. Hey. 2. She's doing what I want. No need to say no. Hey, [ __ ] No. One, two, three times. I came. Hey. Hey. Three times. Can't pay me a cake. [ __ ] can't be. Who the [ __ ] is off? No. No. Why are we doing this on a yacht? Guys, come on. We're on a [ __ ] go. We should be shaking ass or something. Imagine on a yacht. We're about to go drive this bus. Let's go. I got the captain's hat cuz I'm captain. Hey, we just we're driving the bus right now. Oie's driving it. Oie's driving the bus, guys. Yo, don't jump. If it was night time, I'd be imagine falling down here into the showing us when we go on a yacht in the bas. They look friendly. You see a picture of them. They look very y'all for the week. And we will be just kidding. We're not. Okay guys, so we've had our brunch. Now it's time for dessert. And then we're going to have post dessert brunch again. But then post dessert brunch and post brunch dessert. We went to a restaurant. We were so full that we couldn't even breathe. Like I genuinely I'm not even joking. Like going to the restaurant. I'm I genuinely I swear in my life I've never experienced this before. I thought my stomach was going to implode on itself. No, because at one point you know when you could like breathe in and out. couldn't like I I had I was like stationary and then we went home and my manager surprised my dad for her birthday with desserts for his birthday for desserts with desserts and um Are you good? You want the desserts upstairs? I'm about to pass out. Sunday opens the box, starts eating the donut. You didn't see me. I dissected my donut cuz there was a baby inside. Me and Noah were trying to go online the whole night while trying to sleep. And then Noah got age restricted. Noah and I were going to go live, guys. Wait, should we go live? Guys, comment down below if we should start becoming live Twitch. I was trying to sleep and all here is Noah. Noah, send the ropes. Send the ropes. But Noah's the guy that sends like the gift so they can do like I have a fish. I have a fish guy that eats my skirt is so short that if I walk, somebody will see my ass. But I don't care because I'm they're just going to see my pants. So like, jokes on them. Like you think you're about to see some ass and like cooch and [ __ ] You're just you're just you're just seeing straight pad and tampon strength. No, your oven is very thigh today. Your up is very in the back. It's just thigh. We could just pretend that we're eating and then give it to Noah. That's so smart. What is this? What is this? French toast. I'm actually really dessert hungry right now. How are you so hungry? No, I'm not hungry. I'm dessert hungry. Yeah, they have Nutella filled ones. Get the [ __ ] out of my way. Get the [ __ ] out of my way. Oh man. The [ __ ] out of my way. She ain't eating the alligation. Banana. This watermelon looks crunchy in my nut. Can you get me one watermelon, please? Don't mind. That's going to be crunch. Okay, guys. This is So, we're going to be walking and eating to try to burn some calories while we eat so that there's more room for food. Watermelon. Okay. This French toast is the best [ __ ] French toast I've ever had. [ __ ] No, I've actually This isn't the best French toast I've ever had. I promise. Fishy. [ __ ] you. Oh my god. Panic taste test. Let's rate it 1 through 10. You look majestic, baby. Oh, we look majestic, [ __ ] cuz I ate all my food and we haven't even told one story. How did you eat all your food? I didn't get that much cuz I honestly for the clip I just fall down the stairs. Wait, now we're in the shops. Watch out. How does that taste? Tastes like Nutella. So, it tastes amazing. Can you buy me one, bro? We're at this place and basically what it is just a whole bunch of little souvenir Miami shops. And it's actually really nice. And I found Nutella, so I'm happy. Okay, let's see what ice cream is. Maybe I get ice cream. What the We have ice cream here. You guys don't understand what just happened. I have a streak of green in my eyes. No, you don't. I I just got a picture of it. I swear to God, I have a streak of green in my eyes. Come here, Thomas. Tell them I had a streak of green, right? She does. My mom thought her jeans never pulled through with her eye color, but I actually had a streak of green. He touched my eye though, so I might get sick. You touched your eyeball? No. Pulled my eye down. Was it a mad? I don't [ __ ] touching my eyes and [ __ ] Hi. Hey guys, we're on the phone. Could you guys imagine if this was like pranking Noah part and you guys pushed me off at the very end? Yo, that would be so funny. Like just murder Noah. Murder Noah. We have to revive him. We have to do some CPR so that we prank him. But we act though. Have you seen that one bird that brought a worm and then try pegging her? What? What? Oh, okay. No, y'all. We got donuts. We got donuts. All right. Basically, moral of the story, we went to Target today. The experience that we had in Target, first of all, we got into domestic in the car at least fully and then we came into Target to the wrong. I told her they were being so rude. Okay. You can't have what flavor is this? The cheesecake for birthday. And I'm walking and this girl's like, "Hey, are you Thank you so much. I'm so Hey, are you guys the YouTube uh the people with the YouTube show? I'm like, "Yeah, you are here. I'm here." And then my dad goes, "Have a really nice day, guys." And she goes, "Who is he? I'm not talking to him." I said, "Bitch, [ __ ] that's my papa. Who is you?" He's like, "I don't care about you. And I was in the back. I didn't take it. I was No, I didn't even go. No, I didn't get him. I took him from the team. Not the people that we've met in Miami have been some of the nicest people I've met in my life. Okay, we should save enough for mom and dad. Bro, I didn't even have a bite, you guys. I told one story. I want this one. No, I want this one. I want this. Hey. Hey. Is that called cream in your pants? That's what I'm doing. You fat. That's crazy. No, no, no. Smelly also crazy. Yeah. The only thing that's saving us right now is the fact that I have two bottles of honey in my hair. Detour detours. Taking a detour through this route. Kayla's going ballistic on the show. Hey, are you guys going Yo, you ain't like none of them. Okay, we're walking tomorrow. We're swimming. You none of you are swimming in those waters, bro. Are we going to do a transition? You open your mouth or do a transition. Can I open my mouth instead? No. Open your mouth. Why did you guys let me eat that much? Why did you guys let me do that? I'm not leaving. So, we do a transition. Okay. Open your mouth. No. No. I I want you to open your mouth. But the transition is going to be worth it, though. Open your mouth again. Open your mouth. Don't ask me to open your mouth. Yeah. You can do it in the car. Okay. Okay.