Captain Delirious. What? Captain Delirious? Are you seeing this right now?
No, it's not. It looks like old code. It looks like an old code. Some sort of lobby from the past. It looks familiar.
I know it might be dangerous, but I'm gonna go investigate. DING DING DING DING Brian, I'm here. I'm here.
I'm here. He's doing it so slow. Mr. Anderson, a lot has changed since you've been gone. Oh my fucking god! Jesus, I was not ready!
Mr. Andrews For fucks sake Ha ha ha ha I'm finally in the right fucking movie My Simon and the Gladys I'm home, good to see you Ha ha ha BOOM HAHAHAHA Your fangio, Mr. Anderson, is quite nice. Thank you. Hey, what the f-Also, you're a massive f-HAHAHAHA The leg! The d- The delay... The delay got me.
I was... So I heard you needed a new friend to play Gmod as a black man, yes? Wakanda forever, nigga. So do you pick the red bull or the blue pill? So stupid.
The choices are so stupid. Woah look, it's the bullet time scene. Ohhhhh. Hold the time, here we go, here we go, shoot at him.
Fuck you! Cut! We need guns. Lots of guns.
Oh, that got me. I was not expecting that. Red car or the blue car?
You want to sit in the red chair or the blue chair? The red character or the blue character? Red firework or the blue firework? Is this the only matrix joke we have?
Oh for fucks-No! You're either red confetti or the blue confetti. He really did take the blue pill too seriously. Wait, can I eat this? Oh my god.
Trinity's Lirious! Yes! How much we need?
We have to save Morpheus. Alright, again. Again.
We need lots of guns. And-and-and-hey! That's-what?
I'm about to save. In order to save Morpheus, we're gonna need guns. Lots of guns.
I can do this. There you go. We got C4. What a great selection we got.
It is a good selection. It's like the clearance section at Bass Pro. What are you talking about?
Listen, this is going to take out Agent Smith, Agent Murphy, Agent Ron. Asian people. Asian people?
I got him. Asian people. hey trinity lirius yes we have to save morpheus lirius yes and neonaut we're gonna need gun lirius sorry when you said neo-noss i thought you were about to say you Can we play death run? Oh, this is just like the movies. This is just like the movies.
Yeah, sorry, we got distracted again. Should we have Agent Smith spawn and the person he kills is death? Oh, yeah. I can do that.
Ready for it, Agent Smith? Oh, Asian Smith? Hi, Rob! Are you wearing your Shady Magix? Yeah, we're playing with you again.
You look like somebody. Would you like to pray? Hi, Rob!
And that's how he was canceled. Anyways. Anyway, anyway, just get a square. We're going to let Agent Smith decide who wants to be death.
Let's do it. Oh! Nice. Oh, Thanos, big fan!
Wait, is it the first person who dies? Or is it the last person? Was it first or last? I would think it was first. Oh, no.
It's usually better, though, when he has a weapon that's not a one-hit kill. All right, here we go. He's got a shot good this time.
Alright boys Alright boys How many lives, how many lives do we get? How many lives? We start with three Mr. Anderson Okay, let us know when we can go I think we gotta do this one after the Tom Hey wait this is the new movie, you gotta call me Tom Mr. Tom I didn't finish the movie.
I'll be honest. I didn't start it. Bit of a snooze fest.
Me neither. We got three lives each. I'm going to go first.
I think I'm going to go with the... Blue pill. Blue pill. Oh, thank you, thank you, Dan.
Thank you, Agent Smith. Damn it. Do you want to live a boring life, just posting YouTube videos every day, forever, trapped in an endless cycle?
Or do you need Viagra? Or do you want to see the real world, aka get a real job? Uh, no, I'm good with YouTube, yeah.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh, the old switcheroo. Alright, Vanoss, do you want to take the blue penis enlargement?
Or do you want to take the red... stopper. There's nothing wrong with that.
I was just trying to match what that pill was. I can't wait to go into my local Walgreens. Excuse me, one period stopper, please. Hey, yo, can I get a period stopper? Do you mean a tampon?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, one of those period stoppers. Extra large, you know, I've got a heavy flow. All right, do I want the red pill?
Or the blue pill? Take whatever pill is going to help you forget the last five minutes. I want a hard-ass dick.
What the fuck? Oh my god! Was that a pill that flew through there?
Yeah. Aww, that counts too! Hey, come on through!
Come on through! New technology! Agent Smith, I know kung fu.
I still know Kung Fu. I still know Kung Fu. I forgot how to act, but I still know Kung Fu.
Watch it. What the fu-That was a trap? Oh my god, this is three traps.
Listen, me and Banos got one trap. life each moo you gotta go look why should i go because you got three lives delirious that is incredible hope legs the hell was that does that happen in in the third act of the movie that i missed yes yes giant hulk feet goes crashing down Agent Smith, look at this next room. What is going on here, Agent Smith? Hey, hey, show me your kung fu delirious.
What are you talking about? This? That's, yeah. Are you son of a-No!
I'm going, uh, in three... Two... Oh You didn't die you didn't die look it's mr. Inevitability why are you all the way over there? I think I am the one okay. It would have been nice to have like fucking did anyone notice he screamed at his mic cut off all right come come back all right nobody ever makes it on their first jump i did i'm making it that never happened this is how you do it right here you just go slowly backwards Even if I triggered the trap you're gonna go over There you go.
Oh, oh, oh, slow motion. Look at the plane! Oh, that is so sick! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That was actually really cool, I liked that. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah totally from the new movie right here. Alright, friendship test, friendship test. Do you want to take the blue metal detector or the red metal detector?
Um, I'll take the blue. God. Please. Oh, no.
Please. Not fucking twice. Go. Oh, he got shot by a security guard.
When Trinity went through this area, it was a lot more epic than that move. Bang, bang. You're dead. Dad. Alright, here we go.
2-1 now, 2-1. I got this, I got this. Don't forget.
Slow-mo. Oh, no! How did you-Oh, my God!
Oh, I took out the computer! By the way, I put it in slow motion at the end. I know. Too late, though.
I didn't get to see him slow-mo. Oh, look, it's the elevator from the intro that you're not in, Moo. Oh, cool. Because you have family responsibilities. I heard that.
What? Oh, delirious. Oh no, hold on.
What was that? What the f-That's cheating! You know what, I think I want the Matrix to be the theme of every single one of my videos from now on. It makes sense, man.
Because we're, you know, we're always in the Matrix with the gaming stuff. No, no, no, I want-If you really think about it, the metaverse that they're talking about right now is leading to the real Matrix. Yeah, except for you get Mark Zuckerberg.
He's on his fucking avatar. architect you get to the room with all the tvs it's just a bunch of tvs and um sweet baby rays i love barbecue sauce i like to pour it on my nipples sweet baby rays come see who the pilot of this helicopter is it's my favorite character from uh all the matrix movies wow i'm surprised They didn't put him in the matrix movie. What the fuck guys listen you are going to get shot by a giant. Mr. Agent Mr. Agent, Mr. We love you. You gotta get to the phone, I think, or the subway.
I don't know. What? I'm guessing the subway stairs protects you on that side that you need to run around.
Wait, I don't understand. Wait, subway stairs? I don't understand.
Could someone clarify? Brock? Yeah, it's just, it's these over here. Oh, right.
Okay. When Brian says subway, I don't think of these. Guys, I'm just gonna... Really?
Wait a second. Moving on. Wait, wait, wait. What the fuck? Did I just get disrespected?
Whaaaaat? You did it! You did it! You got a book! Alright guys, this is the last stop.
You both got one pill each. Here Moo, you go. Okay, okay.
Wanna try something? Alright, here we go. Alright, slow motion.
Here we go. Awwwwwww. You're a dick.
I just did. Alright, we can do it together. I just wanted to do that. Alright. Alright guys, you both got one pill each.
If you guys can make it, you get out of the matrix. Oh, I know this. This is the line from the-If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bullet. If you can dodge an agent, you can dodge a wrench.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. If you can dodge an Asian, you can dodge a-Three! Two!
One! Go! Oh, you're not dodging this.
You're not dodging this. That was easy! You both dodged at the exact same time!
I was too slow! Alright... Mr. Terrorizer, Mr. Learious, Mr. Snuckle. How do you sound like that?
I don't know. I have a cold. All right, I'm winning this.
I'm winning this. Tell me when you're ready because I'm going through. Do you want to take the blue pill by mouth or the red pill by anus? I think I know. I'll take the red pill.
The blue pill or the red suppository. Take your pick. Ryan.
Yes? Do you pick the blue player model? Or the red player model?
It's hilarious seeing what he wants over here. Hilarious? What the? Why are you standing there?
I didn't want to die! Which one shall you pick? Or the red?
Mr. Hooky, what? Ooh... Huggy Wuggy! Huggy Wuggy! God dammit dude.
It's a wonderful time! Huggy Wuggy! I didn't even activate it so it's fine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Two furry got him! Alright, go ahead Brock. You're gonna pick the one that I didn't pick, it's fine.
I don't care. You got this Moo. You got this. Nooooo! Yeah, you chose the red pill, yo, look at the red pill!
Why does that lamp always do that? I don't know! Alright, we're going in, we're going in! Wait, wait, don't go in yet, don't go in yet, don't go in yet.
You gotta wait for, uh, Moo. Are we all going in? Are we going in yet? I was hoping I would take players with a Oh my-Oh my-Oh my-Oh my-Oh my-Oh my-Oh my-Oh my-Oh my-The table! The table!
Alright, let's go. The table! Oh my-The table! The table!
The table! What happened? The table!
The table! The table! I saw that and just backed up.
The table! The table! The table! The table!
The table! The table! The table! The table! Did you hear the, oh?
The table! The table! Alright, come on. Go, Moo, it's safe. The table!
The table! The table! The table!
Fuck! We're never getting through this. No, we're never getting through this. That's not how it's supposed to blow up.
Alright, all serious now. No cheap deaths starting now. So that one counted. What?
Boom boom boom boom boom. Yeah, get it. He let me live. He let me live. I'm his favorite.
Go. I'm not going. Come on Ohhhhhhh Good job, good job, good job That's Incredible Hulk's arms, by the way I really need to finish The Last Matrix I'm missing out on a lot of things I'd say sing it Mr. Larius Mr. Snuckle Mr. Bryant Awww I got crushed, alright Two pills!
No, people don't take good money to get stomped like that Come on, future boy Mr. Smith Good job, dude Uh oh, there he goes. Ooooooh, damn you almost went into the door! Holy shit! Alright, this is how you do it, you walk up to it slowly.
What the hell was that? Was that C4? Oh, we're good.
Don't worry. We're good. We're not gonna die.
Don't! Shit! Alright, no more cheap deaths, starting now.
One more left, Delirious. No, no, no, no, just reset it. I'm gonna redo this part. Alright, we're gonna do it right.
I mean do it right this trap is broken. I don't even think that thing will kill me. Yeah you're right. Yes! Yes!
I laid it right on the hole! The hole! The hole hates me! Don't you laugh!
That's why I was wanting you to go! Don't you laugh! Alright, here we go.
You know this scene, Delirious, right? I know this scene. Okay, so, alright, are we going?
Do you want to do friendship? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Friendship, friendship, test! Okay, alright, I'm ready. 3, 2, 1, go.
Are you asshole Ben Ock? Why? I chose it before you guys chose Why?
Moo friendship test with your friend With all my friends? Okay With the remainder of your friends, let's do a friendship test Alright Moo With all your friendship combined. Dang it!
You got your old friend! How did this one work again? Wait a minute, how'd you get through the metal detector?
Shut up. Shut up. If the guns don't kill me, the exp... What? Oh, he didn't make it.
He didn't make it. Who is it? Let's make a phone call.
Wait a minute, that phone wasn't even connected. Did you say Papa John? Yeah, that's what I heard.
We know his favorite pizza place. Papa John. Where the fuck is everyone?
Uh oh. Oh, you son of a... Jesus Christ. We're never getting through. Alright, here we go.
For real, for real. No more cheap deaths starting now. Alright, bullet time. This is the bullet time right here.
You guys gotta make it to the subway. You got this. It goes, oh, oh dodge, dodge. Oh look at him, look at him, look at him! It's impossible!
It's so hard! I wanna try, I wanna try, I wanna try, I wanna try. It's impossible.
Do not speed it up. Oh and he slowed. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Diagonal, keep going diagonal.
Yeah, keep going left, keep going left. It's possible, it's possible. Come on!
Get ready to try this again. Yep. I gotta say the line, Trinity, there's...
Help! What? Boom.
Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck. They weren't ready. They were not ready today.
Oh! Future man. He knows the pattern. He doesn't know the pattern. Alright, here we go.
I can fucking do this. I can fucking do this. I'm going, I'm going subway side. What's that, what's that delirious?
This is never going to end. No more cheap deaths starting now. Fucking cr-Alright. I'm going subway side.
I'm going subway side. I'm going subway side. I'm going subway side. I'm going subway side.
I'm going subway side. I'm going subway side. I'm going subway side. Alright, this is the last try. If I don't make it through, AJ Smith wins.
Don't forget to split. Don't forget to split. We all get to split his channel.
3, 2, 1, go. No, I haven't been split. You're right.
You're fucking fucked, you fucking fucked, Delirious. Uhhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhh.
I almost made it! Delirious cucked me! What are you talking about?
I didn't do nothing! Alright, well Moo's completely dead, Terrorizer's got one last life. I could do it, guys. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
This is the last trap? Yeah, this is the last trap. Bring, bring.
Bring, bring. Hello? Really?
Huh. Last trap. I was at take a call.
I feel like that one's going to be difficult to get by. Okay. All right.
Back to the beginning. Great. Probably for another half hour.
Oh, choo-choo. Yeah. All right. Back to the start. All right, guys.
Everybody gets two lives. We're starting off from here because no one was the one. This is Harry Potter. Hey, Delirious.
Guess what? Nobody makes it on their first jump. That was majestic.
Laugh it up. Laugh it up. Ha ha, giggle giggle, laugh laugh.
Oh my god. Everyone's got two laughs. Patrick Starfish has just missed the end. Everyone's got two laughs.
Who's going first? Uh, I would say... I will.
Okay. Oh. You're way too high!
Alright, let's go, let's go. Get a goat, get a goat, get a goat! AHH!
What the fuck? Oh, it just disappears. Alright, alright. I'm going. Going.
WHAAAA! Wait, how'd I get here? Because you launched it right into my face!
Alright, that doesn't count for me, but it counts for Brian. Fuck off. God dammit. What happened?
Nothing. Nothing happened. Nothing happened.
We're moving on. This is never going to end. We talk shit about those shitty Fortnite channels that script they script their videos. What the fuck are we doing?
Okay. I have selected. Please kill me.
Terrorizer lives. Terrorizer lives. Please remove all metal objects.
Friendship. Use. Okay, YouTube career. Oh, no. Oh, you don't have anything on you.
Oh, okay That goes for all of us, okay guys enthusiasm happiness, what are you do put it down? What do you have put it down shit, oh It's never going to end! Now go.
What delirious. Now George Michael owns this entire video. Hey, alright. Just like that.
Alright, alright. We definitely should have just started in the subway. Yeah.
Really? No one killed me? Evan, it's been four hours!
Hey, it's been... Right now, Barenaked Lady's on this! Hey, you guys wanna do a conference call?
No, I just wanna get through this. No, no, in the game. Hey guys do y'all just wanna walk straight through so we can end the video? Don't mind if I-Oh! Oh!
Just end it! Just end it! What do you mean did you die?
Oh Brian did die. Okay. Alright we all made it.
You V-Clicked through that didn't you? Oh! It pushes you and crushes you.
Alright. No more stupid deaths starting now. Oh no, save me. What the hell?
I'm in space. I'm like on the ground. You're in space and I'm in hell. You're in space and my heart starts running out of it.
Alright, guys, listen. Alright, boys. Looks like none of us are the one. Okay? All we did is take Viagra and period pills today.
We were trying to be the one. We ended up being the none. So maybe...
Maybe if we go through here, we'll find the one. Okay, let's go. This is a terrible ending, but let's do this.
You hear that, Brian? We gotta go. I was gonna say Call No-Morpheus!
Morpheus! Call No-Glo. We go through and there's-Deja vu. Deja vu! Deja vu!
Alright, who's death? Who wants to be death? The red pill or the blue pill? How is there not an actual end?
The head! Hold on, let's set something up really quickly. Let's spawn something.
Yeah. All right, everybody. Spoiler alert. This is the ending to Matrix 4. Prepare for disappointment, ladies and gentlemen.
I didn't finish the movie, but Delirious is going to show us the ending. Hang on. Not yet.
Hang on. Hold on. I'm going to.
Holy shit. You good down there? Uh...
Don't come down here! It's not my name! A little trouble in the props department? Hold on...
I dropped something, okay? Oh my god, I'm lagging so hard right now, what the fuck? What? Oh Damn it! Not working!
This is delirious, it's time to stop I've never seen this I actually think it's funnier not seeing what's happening. This just in, Matrix 4, a box office disaster, as they spend $3 billion on explosives. A prop master known as H2O Delirious is now off the grid. If you see him, please say something. Come on through.
All right, boys, here we go. Grand finale. Let's go. Come on, boys. Here we go.
The sound is playing in the matrix. I wonder what it could be. Yeah, what could it be?
Here we go. I really hope there's no explosives on the other side of this teleporter. Oh, look at that.
The party! Yeah, welcome to the party guys Welcome to the party There was supposed to be a lot more explosives than that But This is disappointing, it's the real ending At least we spawned in this very safe place. What the fuck is that?
Me, I crashed your game! No, you didn't. With a wildcat. Oh, no, I guess we'll just have to be done.
Oh, yeah, you did. Oh, yeah, you did. I spawned a bunch of wildcats and it crashed the game. So, for those of you who are going to get an HBO Max account, no need anymore. Yay, finally.
I am a black man Playing Gmod with my friends And I would like you to find me Marcel is coming back, therefore we might be able to say the N-word Maybe... N-word, maybe not Maybe cancellation is due We already have Scotty so we can say the word Jew What we don't have is a black man anymore Keep going Oh, there's different songs? Oh, play that last one, I know the...
A lonely noon, we had a lonely noon, we had a lonely noon, we had a lonely noon... That one? No, the one before. No, it was what's-his-name?
A lonely way was a... I can't see the name, Brian, I'm just guessing. No, that one back there. A lonely way was a lonely noon, a lonely noon...
Oh yes, hallelujah Okay What the fuck bitch? I'm fucking back! The final...
Oh yeah, it's hallelujah The final realization Oh yeah, hallelujah Oh yeah, hallelujah Alright, do you want to say anything to the audience for real? Uh, I'm back on GMod because my channel is dying And now I can say the n-word NUH AHAHA Outro Music