oh my God you must have heard the news by now it's the biggest whistleblower adjacent news of the Year you'd have to be living under a rock to have missed this it's creating quite the controversy supreme court allows copyright claim tied to rap a flow Rider track to proceed yes hey you know how it goes I don't actually think the track related to the cor case is Whistle the song is actually the much less celebrated yet equally as Visionary in the air feat the world's least overrated musician will I am and holy [ __ ] will I am and he's named William F but you know what else is making me throw my hands in the Julian Assange is back home you know what that means it means he's finally on Australian territory which means that we can finally put him on trial for his actual crime what's going on here I think you know is that Julian Assange yes it is hello look is here everyone knows it's white this isn't a s it's some loser with low lights not making songs as good as F Rider although he can put in his defense he still miles of a [ __ ] will I am but to be fair if we did charge him with a crime it would open up a whole bunch of issues with the first amendment of Australia's Constitution everyone has the right to have midf flow that doesn't hit as hard as any song on only one Flow Part One sorry but how good is this album cover no haai fla and he's from Florida holy [ __ ] charging his Serge would probably violate our second B but as well Australians must only produce awful awful rap music with the two exceptions of course being cursor and how could we forget in all seriousness what good news it baby smiles so much saying Kevin Ry has scor Julian Assange to court and into to his Charter flight back home to Australia partly because he's innocent exposing war crimes of the USS and blah blah blah blah blah but mostly because seeing those two silver foxes being celebrated remind me of the golden age of humanity the very very very early 2010s what a time to be alive sorry to get a B Mar on you but those were the days back when Tick Tock was on the radio not your phone back when woke meant you know awake till halfway through 2010 some bitter woman backed by the US state department had to ruin it all and yeah yeah before you start in the comments calm down it's a joke well not really actually it took 14 years but the boys are back on top take that CIA and women anyway sorry to go all Bill Mah on you again but I was right I did a video two years ago imploring Scott Morrison to pick up the phone wi B the out as such because that video was addressed to Scott Morrison I wasn't appealing to any deep moral Center here I was just pointing out that getting him home would be a really decent PR boo now let me watch myself from 2 years ago talk and smugly not afterwards you strike me as a man who cares about his legacy now if John Howard is remembered fondly for one thing it's certainly not lying about the GST it's baning guns and I don't think that was that difficult or impressive but neither should be freeing an Australian who hasn't committed any crimes who is locked up by countries we're allied with so come on Scott pick up the phone and do it you you will be remembered for that mhm actually that really needs some C Applause for that to work so let's give that a go mhm just when albo was flailing in the poles he manages to pull off an iconic move like this now look I don't know how much this will have an effect on public sentiment in Australia but I can say if we still had old timey shopping districts like the shoes District the pants District the hats District Etc if inside that hats district there was a district that sold exclusively fedoras the Fedor District if the Fedora District was an marginal electorate alberi would have that electorate unlock [ __ ] these Slavs we got to bring back the Reddit atheism swag of 2010 as well bring back the black shirt the red tie combo you of adoring for good measure I don't know about the Electoral impact but poll after poll shows that a clear majority of Australian supporter sign so at the very least bringing him home after 14 years of inaction from successive governments is an iconic move that will be part of alesi and Kevin rods Legacy and we should appreciate that a little tiny piece of Australian sovereignty given back to us after spending his entire post-politics career attempting to feain off nuclear war he free a sge I didn't think it was possible to like kod anymore think about that in comparison to what gillard's doing now breaking her long silence to appear in a propaganda movie for Israel's war on Gaza I am you are we are Australians and really full stop that's it h two foreign policy W's in the same month so I'm grateful to albanesi and rud for this Assange being freed possibly wouldn't have happened under different labor leadership and it would certainly never ever happen under the liberals who not only earlier this year opposed A parliamentary motion on the UK and USA to free Assange but had to go at Alban for having a phone call with him once he was freed they're like the Japanese guy that was still fighting the war in the jungles of the Philippines 20 years on dude dude the Empire's moved on come out in fact [ __ ] all these Legends getting slammed by losers for perfect phone calls and if you're a psycho that doesn't get any Glee from this innocent man being released from prison maybe this will cheer you up it's pissed off all the worst and coincidentally physically ugliest people in Australia starting with a man who I won't name today because he's such an attention seeker I worry that if he's watching this video in public he'll come himself from just his name being mentioned by a bgrade YouTuber and then he'll get arrested for public recy and pretend that it was because he was fighting for the freedom of Israelis or ukrainians or whatever the preferred victim is of the US state department that week but I'll give you a clue as to who he is he looks like the brain damaged penguin from Madagascar and his name kind of rhymes with you have Pooh okay it's too me to deny him his 3 seconds of Fame it's professional LOL cow Drew Pavo to give you an idea of the type of guy he is he's the type of guy that would sharp at langle Virginia and demand the CIA restart the illegal experimental human mind control program MK Ultra he tweeted Julian ass is evil and real Australians hate Julian ass oh yeah the real True Blues Drew in the American deep State well done mate you finally said something so stupid that I'm going to take the bait what a nasty little man you are Drew he just got out of prison sometimes if you have nothing nice to say you probably shouldn't say anything at all tubby Drew does demonstrate succinctly the two main camps of Sange haters fall and jealous attention [ __ ] who wish they too could become celebrated Martyrs and idiots who profess their love of liberal democracy by advocating for the unrelenting and brutal persecution of a man for his crimes of exercising the rights sensibly afforded to him by liberal democracies now that I think about it most journalists also fall into both camps at the same time which if nothing else is also an impressive accomplishment really does bring me to probably the dumbest part of the public discourse surrounding assange's release the never ending question is Julian Assange a journalist like that's some insane barter clear seriously journalists have the highest opinion of themselves they act like being ad dawned with the label of journalists is a Kinder a [ __ ] purple heart when most of them are commentators they do less work than podcasters they're comedians watching React videos without having to make any jokes using the guys of not making any jokes of that actually makes me better than comedians cuz I'm serious you're not you're just [ __ ] lazy even what passes for investigative journalism nowadays it's just sitting ugly social rejects on a couch plonking a mic in front of them and letting them externalize their own psychic insecurities onto something be it an institution or person that now becomes a symbol of that psychic insecurity and then the journalists just pretend that that's a broader issue with society as a whole what Julian Assange did is far more noble and consequential than anything 99% of people who call themselves journalists will ever achieve casing Point sh markson no one questions if she's a journalist despite the biggest story she's ever broken was being herself because before I watched her show I didn't know it was possible for a melting 40-year-old to still carry their [ __ ] High School demeer into their professional life well now let's turn to Julian Assange who is today being celebrated by the unions the greens and the teals as a hero journalist when in reality he's an irresponsible traitor who risked the lives of American sourcers working in high-risk War zones and oppressive regimes American sources sh Julian's not American how can he be a traditor to a country that isn't his that's a bit of a Freudian slip because it really does show that Sky News supposed voice for the everyday Aussie is as proven over and over far more loyal to the USA or in your case sh specifically Israel than the country you're [ __ ] broadcasting from there's no question Assange broke the law but today he was released from prison in a plea deal done with the US yeah and there's no question that you're breaking the law as you speak in turkistan where they ban makeup you want to start the whole you should be convicted for crimes you committed from other countries when you weren't in that country cuz if that's the case sh's going to be away for a long time she's three broadcasts away from this just as a warning for the next clip no your life hasn't been trapped in a 3se second Loop like in the movie Endless these were the visuals they use he had been charged with conspiracy to obtain and disclose National Defense information after publishing troves of classified National Security documents that related to the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars that was back in 2010 look it's like being this [Music] man what in the hell but I went up the stairs I'm sure they've done it out of the frying paned Into the Fire they've put aange into an even worse punishment look he's still going there was no attempt by Assange to sip through the documents to protect the identities of sources [Music] see service men and women who were already risking their lives for the sake of our Collective National Security and it's this that separates Assange from the occupation I love journalism and with that we get to the most tiresome lazy lie about Assange he did redact and therefore put lives at risk putting aside the fact that even the US court admitted that there was no harm caused by his work it is just a lie an endlessly repeated lie my lawyer Mark Davis who for some reason just appears in history whenever something big happens here he was with his AR in 2010 before the big Wikileaks release there he was at Lincoln's assassination uh there he is with the invention of the wheel and of course Roswell in 1947 although he doesn't like to talk about that one so uh quickly moving on Mark is always pointing out to very little success that ass redacted 10,000 names in this speech from last year mark preemptively addresses sh's Beyond tired point or in his words endlessly recycled lie but uh much like Julian assange's incarceration this video is way too long but Assange was abandoned by pretty much every mainstream Juno in this country so I can imagine he's got an enemies list longer than Hanish Blake and Americans wouldn't know that reference but he's got to be the only Australian more controversial than Assange fact what I'm getting at is it could be fun to dissect more of the coverage surrounding his release but for that you're going to have to join my patreon and vote for it we'll have another poll next week just working on your last suggestion now wow look at the Variety y That's Right join my patreon take that money you are going to give to assange's charter jet back and give it to me after all having to read wine mom opinion pieces giving more weight to criticisms of character traits of the man who released the collateral murder video than the actual collateral murder video is much much more intolerable than 14 years of incarceration [Music] [Music]