hello class I'm Mr subon I'll be your sub for today off for rules I don't want to see any horse play no phones and no WWE wrestling moves off the top of the desk all [Music] right he just looks like dude from the Pringles walking into class and then seeing a substitute teacher like the same feeling as squaring up to fight a dude and then finding out that dude's blind bro like you pretty much just got to show up and you win like I honestly feel bad for these substitutes bro cuz every day they have no clue what their showing up to like one day they're walking into a class full of angels and the next day they're fighting for their life in a class of straight demons bro I mean being a substitute teacher is all about confidence like the moment the sub walks into the class they're being analyzed like the way they walk how they dress and especially how they talk yo if the first thing they say sounds like hey I guess it's waps it's wraps bro if you start the class sounding like an intro to an 8-year-old's Minecraft let's play paper's going to be thrown pencils are going to be thrown [ __ ] dudes are going to be thrown like it's going to be straight Anarchy bro but when the sub walks in the room with a little pep in his step a little drip in his fit and most importantly he starts the class sounding like he's done this [ __ ] before hey guys uh I'm Mr Pinson and uh today we mean business all of a sudden people are listening everyone except for one man the class clown he's going to see that confidence as a challenge and bro going to start testing the waters to see if this sub is really about it and that is how y = MC squ any questions yeah uh blue hat yeah uh Mr peon why are you built like that oh you mean built like the rock yeah these are these are called muscles um you'll learn about them when you hit puberty but bro I'm in grade 11 I've already hit puberty yeah nah that's not what your Peach fuz mustache is telling me buddy okay well your hairline is telling me it's going on a vacation bro all right let's see your [ __ ] then uh yeah yeah like it's not [Music] bad like some substitutes are so good you just wish they were your real teacher like I remember one time in grade 10 I had this math class with one of those teachers who used to Yap the whole time and then ass signed a bunch of homework with 5 minutes left in class and then one day a goat walked into our class A goat who went by the name of Mr G or more formally g dog now g dog was packing a mean 68 years in his lifespan however he had the most pep in his step paired with the drippiest of fits and he was the type of dude who had lay down some respectable rules and if anyone broke him he wouldn't get mad he would just simply Flame the living [ __ ] out of you in front of everybody and that's how you calculate the surface area of oh oh uh no no texting while I'm talking please I'm just texting my mom oh wow that's uh that's crazy uh how how's she doing wouldn't you like to know oh yeah I mean I I would actually cuz uh she's probably pretty TI after last night I mean I did lay down some mean dick but there are definitely some questionable substitutes out there I remember when I was in grade six my entire Middle School was just weird bro my recess was called nut break my music teacher was deaf and our principal was damn near bipol all right who told the blind kid he could say the nword okay all right it was me but like I didn't think he would actually say it oh no that's that's actually a pretty good one I mean I got to give it to you kid wait wait wait so so you're not mad no no I'm [ __ ] furious okay get in my office right now okay wait I I thought you were just laughing what's going on right now you I'm just messing with you kid you're good to go uh okay uh thank you uh thank you good to go out of the school cuz you're expelled that is absolutely unacceptable uh are are you joking or does it sound like I'm joking yeah kind of yeah bro my middle school was weird as hell so I can't say I was surprised when a substitute teacher walks into my class talking about uh hello class uh I miss this Hutchinson and uh I identify as a mermaid and I'm only 12 years old so I'm like dog what the actual [ __ ] does identify me but bless Miss Hutchinson's heart man cuz Lord knows middle schoolers weren't going to take that [ __ ] seriously oh she's funny mermaid no no no class I'm serious oh so that's why you smell like the ocean exactly wait wait wait no wait wait what and I remember one time this sub walked into our class and I could have swore they just found this [ __ ] on the side of the street bro he walked in sagging like crazy and if he even went to school this [ __ ] most definitely cheated his way through bro uh yo hey class uh so uh like what are we doing today I I mean [ __ ] uh you're you're the teacher oh yeah right um so what you guys learn about yesterday um we we were learning about agriculture oh yeah yeah yeah yeah um and I think you're right too because you know the culture we live in right now is very angry and um the anger culture just needs to like take like take a chill pill you know what I'm saying um any questions about that uh yeah um what's a chill pimp oh yep I'm glad you asked okay see I actually know a guy who can hook you up with some just meet me in the parking lot at lunch Mr sagon are are you trying to sell us drugs right now no no no no I well I mean yeah but but it's for chemistry with Neuroscience or I mean I mean like for microbiology or something like that and these substitute teachers seem to butcher every single name on the attendance I mean shit's got to be on purpose at this point like uh hello class uh I'm just going to do some attendance really quick uh correct me if I get your name wrong okay um hordon Hansa is uh is hon Hansa here okay uh I mean my name is Jordan Johnson well you're absent now so you got to speak up sooner next time wait what the [ __ ] Maya is is Maya present uh it's it's Mia wow quite the name you got there it's spelled kind of weird no no it's not it's literally three letters Ariana is Ariana here um sorry it's Ariana Okay and like like what's your point that's just how it's pronounced Jan is there Jan in the room it's Juan ju and some subs be walking into your class with the most [ __ ] rules ever like uh hey Mr subon uh can I go to the washroom uh does your teacher usually let you go to the washroom uh I mean I mean yeah I think you legally have to uh I don't believe it uh sit your ass down and get to work uh wait Mr subon respectfully I'm about to [ __ ] my pants here uh wait does your teacher usually let you do that what [ __ ] my pants yeah uh yeah all right I'll allow the [ __ ] is this guy and I feel like there's no greater sense of community among a class than when a substitute teacher comes in the entire class just comes together to Gaslight the [ __ ] out of this poor substitute I remember one time in grade 10 me and my homie had a sub come in who was giving us this multiple choice test and my homie was the type of dude who'd be getting 0% on everything and the way his grades were looking he just couldn't afford to fail another test so what he did I just need to preface I do not condone but from the moment the teacher walked in he acted like he he needed a little extra help you know what I'm saying and to be honest he put on a spectacular performance I mean someone either needs to get this man an Oscar or a diagnosis bro and I just acted normal but I guess by proxy I got a little extra help and I don't know what that says about me but I do know what it means it means The Substitute Teacher walked out of that class happy she was able to help two students in need and it also means me and my homie both walked out of that class with 100% on our tests [Music]