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Beatboxing and Role-Playing in Live Stream

hey you drop your weapon drop your weapon drop your weapon start beat boxing no don't you run you're just gonna make it worse for yourself what have you guys done listen this guy wouldn't beat bucks it wasn't our fault we've gotta find someone who will do spongebob beatbox or i'm not going to be happy and you don't want to see me when i'm unhappy bikini bottom okay continue continue this was live streamed i stream almost every day at around 6 pm cst if you like the videos come check out the streams [Music] don't just stand there shoot him he's dead oh we got him we got him who wants a celebratory kiss oh i do i do i do me open up open your mouth no kisses until we're off duty come on keep moving come down and make that announcement you want us to make an announcement you want me to joker beatbox oh god oh do i have to you must what the hell does that mean i'll show you hey this is what the joker would sound like if yeah of course i'm alive hey we're gonna go kill that joker in the [ __ ] radio channel cause i'm down man i only watched the video once oh my god there's a guy don't go that way don't go that way the computer maybe joker beatbox oh my god get [ __ ] owned get [ __ ] owned [Music] oh you're so owned you're so owned he owned me they shut the door and he owned me they shut the door on me [Music] bro man yeah i know i killed all those people and now i'm here life sucks i strangle i struggle all those 27 people i beat an entire nursing home to death with my my fist and a roll of quarters and here i am here how cool is life listen boys we need to find scp 914's room so we can upgrade the key cards okay shoe now what is that what is 914 you're talking science mumbo jumbo big machine hail in the middle go finds there'll be some big blast doors find some glass doors come back jesus scientists freaks i know they're kind of [ __ ] kinda that's an understatement hey check it out look we got our own key card i got one too put it away so they don't see they might try to take it from us just watch out for uh like scps because it looks like there's a site-wide you know breach if you can believe it you're a nerd oh god it's these guys again ah what are you doing we don't need you nerds come here we have a spare card it's on the floor over there oh okay oh oh no they just locked us in wow not because we have our own cards you science dorks oh look we did it oh yes did i hear a growl are they making you beatboxing they're cracking this what is this how i don't know why he just pointed that [ __ ] crazy private designation wait wait something down here something down here sometimes a sacrifice is necessary chet sometimes a sacrifice is necessary you know i could have just [Music] [Music] the cowardly dog oh no they're doing are so dirty [Music] [Laughter] this is the stupidest [ __ ] test to like deliver die dude i'm like so embarrassed to run into an scp who asked me to beatbox hello this is always wanted to do that always wanted to do that [Music] my fallen brothers but first i'm gonna take all your goodies i'm gonna take all of your goodies family wait i'll be boxed i'll be box i'll be box i'll be bucks i'll be bucks i'm sorry i'll beat bugs what do you want i'll just tell what do you want what kind of beatbox you gotta do this man i'll just start naming some franchises and you jump when you hear when you like okay uh spongebob uh oh simpsons um what are we trying to do papa's over here and i don't like him oh my god are we going to make him beat bucks we're going to make him do it i think who should we do marge maybe no dude i kind of like spongebob yeah we should make profit hey you drop your weapons drop your weapon drop your weapon start beat boxing no don't you run get your hash back here you're just gonna make it worse for yourself what's your favorite cartoon show what's your favorite cartoon show in them in them we have no weapon now drop your weapon it's your last chance i think somebody walked in front of me i think finley walked in front of me oh [ __ ] um that's fine wait is that a bad guy coming [Music] it could be no it's not it's one of us what have you guys done listen this guy wouldn't beatbox it wasn't our fault we've got to find someone who will do spongebob beatbox or i'm not going to be happy and you don't want to see me when i'm unhappy this is true he's a scary bikini bottom [Music] okay continue continue uh gu lagoon and then the b-box yes oh [ __ ] yes dude oh my god don't worry about it it's all better now lisa you got here at the perfect time who's my cell mate i hope you know that just by the fact that we are cell mates it's established that we are lovers also because in this close proximity how could we not be i'm all right with that okay come on babe let's go get the [ __ ] out of here hey come on don't close the door anymore guys guys come on we got a job to do okay what is our job that is not indeed i'm i'm sick i'm pretty sure it's like over here i am sick and tired of it finley you're making up for yourself [Music] i gotta learn to beatbox so i'll stop embarrassing myself oh wait griffin no i can't do peter griffin come on i'll do lois if you do peter griffin [Laughter] hey lewis i can't do it dude i i'm bad at voices oh your boxing is flat dude you gotta spice it up add some head some hi-hats don't don't keep eating dog gods i'm gonna get out of here and find someone who can really sound like marge simpson the hell out of here oh peter your feet are so stinky no dude you can't do you're saying that lois wouldn't say that i was going to say oh joe uh [Music] lois you gotta keep your voice down how does this peter your feet are so stinky minus 10 minutes lowest lowest sucker i'm never going to wash my feet again lois listen we can't do family guy because i think someone came through i really hope they didn't dude if anyone heard that i'm never going to live it down we're back at the straw we're back in distraught dude what is someone spectating us oh my god don't even joke about that stop it i'll be i'll be jesse pinkman okay jesse do you know what abc [ __ ] do you know what a b dll abdl is jesse listen it stands for adult baby diaper lovers jesse i'm wearing a diaper yeah [ __ ] diapers wait i hear a lot of feet monsters [ __ ] jesse i'm gonna concoct some sort of experiment to get us out of this okay take off your belt [Music] jesse i'm not playing mr white i don't know if you saw but there's a lot [ __ ] jesse i'm gonna fashion a noose out of your belt i'm i can't gonna can we switch roles yeah because i can't do walter white like um mr white these things are [ __ ] moving around jesse i think that's gus like what do we do mr white well i'm mixing shaggy in wait why'd this door just close it's the computer he's watching us are you are you friendly are you gonna help us or hurt us well i guess they can't answer that yes if you're going to hurt us yes if you're leading them to us good thing we figured that mystery out pretty quickly oh my god what look hey um mr white i really hope there's not a bunch of people spectating us like that would be so embarrassing hey mr white hey this way hey [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] mr white i found the exit let's skedaddle [Laughter] mr white wouldn't say that is that chaos hey hey uh like [ __ ] hey what the [ __ ] like [ __ ] mr white mr white i got the wrong guy oh well like you snooze you lose you want to keep saying like we're gonna get you out of here i don't need your help [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] hello hey [Music] wait should we be up here yet or should we try to go down and get some of the d-class oh d-class we should go get some d yeah i need some d don't talk to me unless i've had my d in the morning dripping wait i like my my d so much i i get horny wait someone's coming up this elevator i like my dude so much oh hey wait go open this he just ran into four scps dude he [ __ ] up today everybody in the world [ __ ] these guys is so overkill dude there's two of them i see two of them they're hiding in the back room wait to communicate with them as the dog i can't believe that worked wait i thought there were two hey finley ask him to do something funny tell him i'm mad tell him i'm really mad and pissed real mad tell him i'm banging on my desk he's banging on his back i don't need the gun and what are you gonna do about it huh you think you're going to kill us oh here you go what happened to him where'd he go oh here we go more like oh [ __ ] they [ __ ] up man this way oh this is gonna be good oh they [ __ ] you do i kill em [Applause] [Music] did there's another listen listen listen do you do you have to join shit's down here oh dude he saw me he's telling me this guy saw me i got a [Applause] [Applause] kill so much [Music] listen i love monkeys hey you little son of a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Applause] did anyone see the [ __ ] lisa and i were doing buck went this way i was gonna let him live and then he called me a monkey that's too hurtful i came running at him and he said i was all about the harambee thing oh there he's just right up here you found him yeah he's roasted oh there he is keep coming that way oh you frightened me thinly april fool's i've got to go change my pamper don't breathe heavy after i said i do you should leave it they're all just staring at me you should really maybe leave it on this bench over here maybe okay it's taking it off no i'm not doing this i'm actually refused to do this there's a lot of enemies coming hey so uh this is what it would sound like if uh mario was to beatbox oh god they're not gonna like this all right that's actually pretty good that was fire that was [ __ ] fire [Music] always i can't pass it up thinly there's too many of them here it was too many thinly i just acted on impulse toy with him never mind nothing standing in our way nothing together we will achieve greatness yeah mr white [Laughter] oh i heard someone this way this way [Music] oh it's momo i think [Music] we could save your life oh we can pass you over to the other side carefully tell them to radio their friends radio your friends to come to the intercom room all my friends actually tell her make an announcement 18 seconds you know what uh can you go make an announcement on the intercom and come to the intercom tell them all to come here and don't sound sad about it or we'll kill you and don't sound sad don't sound sound come on over here over here hold the talk button and you gotta not sound scared you have to tell him to come to the intercom hold the talk button i would really love [Music] it's sounding really sad you know i think that was passable i think people will be here [Music] [Music] [Applause] i need you to talk to me moma happy thoughts they're here they're out here oh [Applause] behind us thinly i'm getting hurted [Applause] they went down they went down the elevator you know what i'm fine with it nuke the place goodbye finley it was an honor all the times we spent together [Music] you