I too am a sad grandma. I don't mind dreamboat, but I should look for dragons I guess What a horrible card if I had more one drops would be better great Just what I needed a man full almond full Just that legend for the first time last night nice, bro stack Babur. What's up, bro? What is rogue supposed to play when lamp later gets nerfed?
Hold on. Let me go in the future Oh, it's horrible. Oh!
What happened? I blocked out? Call my wheel discounted to five mana by a new mage card. Needless to say it was a very quick game.
What does that mean? Was the reverse holo? Hold on My reverse holo was this I couldn't even tell you what this is What is this thing? He's got the blessed salt ability. What does that mean?
During Pokemon checkup, deal 20 damage for each of your Pokemon. That's kind of sick. I don't know what that is, to be honest.
I didn't realize there were doctors in Pokemon. For a fog! He said screaming as he fires his trusty fishing rod at Magni's face.
Sad grandma in the top left. Or I guess my opponent. shaking knowing that the fishing rod will be right back very soon what is this oh i wonder if we're gonna ramp here wow i love this game yo childish thanks for the sub bro i love you if i could i would give you a big kiss on the lips if you wouldn't be that offended pull me another one of these if you don't mind it'd be worse than this you I think I'm gonna get sanitized, but... There's like no point to play this, right? Youu're just gonna kill my board anyways?
Alright, I need to play this now so I can play with Serimi. Dude, am I just the worst? Oh, never mind, hold on. Am I just bad like what's going on here chat?
I thought it was like every time I start stream I'm, so positive. I'm like dude. Harsin's gonna be so fun today. It's been two and a half hours and the window's looking awfully nice What was that about?
All right. Well this has to happen Don't fly away! Do I heal or do I play another minion? I'm gonna play a minion.
He brawls me. I should have placed it here to be honest, but whatever. Hey Rauron! Long time, first time. Youu're the only HS gamer I can watch.
Keep up the good work. Also, could you please pee on the mic? Is that a first time chatter? Dude, what the fuck is with these new time chatters? I mean, they wind up peeing on the microphone.
I don't get it. What is this guy doing, by the way? Wait, is he dead by chance? three loose let him cook hmm the worst minion on my board probably this So the great thing about this deck chat and i know you guys might be saying rare you're you're playing priest but you know what the great thing about this deck is if they end up playing the zilliax right now i have this little dude right here in the bottom left of my hand that will make it go pop and it'll be completely gone i'm gonna wipe it off the face of the game you'll never be able to resurrect it in fact i'm gonna make sure it's so dead i won't even see it next game you and it's gonna feel fantastic make your move sad grandma you got nothing if i win this game maybe i'll open another pokemon pack maybe maybe last week everyone was complaining that the board doesn't matter anymore now zilliax where he uses the board everyone's mad again i i can't say it enough card gamers just can't handle are they just dead Uh... They're at Youu didn't have the sauce.
But I did. I won a game! Oh my god, this is what it's like to win! Huge, dude!
All right, surely at this point, this will be 100% win rate to legend. No questions asked, right? Surely, man.
Surely, surely, surely. Right? Team? Has to be correct. I'm going for the dream here that it will be.
To be honest with you, I'm actually so back, chat. That game really sprung a lot of life into me. And like now they're going to start feeling the wrath of. Rauron! The greatest Hearthstone gamer of all time.
Magatha's pretty great, but I don't know if I really want to keep her in the... I mean, I kinda like Magatha, if I'm gonna be honest. I might coin into the Whelp Wrangler, though.
Cheese Dragon! Big! I love the Cheese Dragon. Oh my god.
I actually will be pointing into this. Then we can do this the turn after. Potentially, actually, we go this funnel cake into this, but that sounds a little cringe for my taste.
Maybe it was a coin dragon angle to be honest with the Gorgons on Zoom or whatever, but we'll be okay here. Did you guys know that I am a regular Legend player? Or is he a Blizzard Entertainment? I regularly win games. I'm playing cheese dragon next turn so if I'm playing cheese right next turn I think I'm okay with drawing here we chillin no one asked better watch yourself I'm capable of you know the people I've murdered in Grand Theft Auto Cheese time!
We got rain of fire We got nothing Okay so next turn we go for a big pop off turn It's gonna be like this, this, this Sorry Actually, maybe I'll be this. I only heal for three, so we can play this. I need another one-cost card, if you don't mind. Oh, that's kind of spooky. Dodge it, Cheese Dragon!
Dodge it! All right. Oh! The nuts.
Up this. Wrong. Up this one. Beautiful.
Hey We're kind of cooking here and then I get to play this next turn draw a bunch of more cards We're cooking even more We're gonna be amazing This is a slight issue of course, but He's gonna Anyone else just really sick and what is the order? What's wrong with the order that I did? Miss stats? How did I miss stats? Missed a 1-1?
Played whelp after singer? Oh. Wait, I thought it only doesn't it only heal three?
Is it only over heal three? What is it over? Am I trolling? I thought it was three. He heals all?
Oh. That would explain a lot. Draw last, it is what it is.
That's not bad though. I'm kind of a little worried here, but it'll be okay. Just read the card, my man. No!
Oh my god, that's my whole ass Well, I look I'm looking pretty dead I'm looking pretty dead Nine plus eight is a lot Yeah, I'm dead, right? It was your destiny. I just realized that was muted, and you guys couldn't hear what that said, so let me replay that for everyone who didn't hear that. Junji123 asked me, can Raren get legend rank? Oh please.
Watching Raren try to get legend rank is like watching a slow motion train wreck. Sure they might eventually stumble into success, but let's not hold our breath. You Drez!
What did I open yesterday? What did I open? Look at this. That's $90. Canadian.
Alright, no more misplaying. No more misplaying. I'm here.
I gotta win. I'm so fucking tired of losing, honestly. Enough of this charade.
Enough of this charade. Are you opening Twilight Masquerade? If I'm going to be fully transparent with you, Chad, I bought a box from a TCG store, which was just a bunch of random shit put into a box.
And every single day I've been opening one thing from it, whether it be a pack or whatever. And it's been very enjoyable. And...
Youu know, it's made me appreciate the finer things in life, you know? I've, um... Youu know, spending time with, uh... The kids and opening Pokemon cards has really, you know, taught me a lot about what life's truly about.
And... It's been nice, you know? It's been pleasant. Youu know, there's no Zilliax, right?
There's no... Yeah, there's no Zilliax, which is mainly the most important thing here. There's no Demon Hunter.
There's no Innkeeper. There's no... There's no......opponent. It's just me and the Pokemon cards and the kids. And it's just...
I couldn't ask for anything different. Now realistically here, I really hope that they hit me with the old, um......Splish Splash Welp, because if this is not the case, we are big chillin', bro. 40% off my next five orders from Uber Eats? What are we getting chat? That's the best notification in the fucking world.
Holy! Stay alert my children. That's unfortunate.
and then done done done done done done do I double trade here I'm trying to think big chat you guys never double trade here I get let's say he goes We should be fine. We're protected. I think the dragons are more important. Oh my god.
Popeyes? Sushi? The world's our oyster, chat. 40% off means I could get whatever I want. What should I get?
I'm thinking... I'm thinking... probably Popeyes, to be honest.
When is Popeyes gonna sponsor the channel, by the way? Buy one, get one deal. Free deals go hard.
Dude, 100% dreads. 100 100 dredge how's arena treating you by the way bro that deal's insane i use it with restaurant software buy one get one free and stack them damn the 40 deals go insane like absolutely uh could you hit the seven eight maybe i don't know thoughts classic okay no that's fun okay no good enough I mean, it looks like we're potentially winning this game. Arena's funny.
Should totally, definitely play it a lot. Yeah, I don't know about that one, Drez. I'll be honest.
I don't really want to play Arena. More like, I was going to say something else, but I don't know what I was going to say. Am I really about to hit this into this? What was this a 70 I mean there's a lot of stats so A lot of snaps here. Surely my board's going to live, right?
That's the most excited I've ever heard you be. Bro, you should hear me post-stream, dude. This is me post-stream.
Get ready for this. I'm like, oh, five hours of Hearthstone. I'm finally finished.
Let's go. I can go do literally anything else. Then I run with glee in my eyes. It's like I'm running towards the sunset.
Oh my God. Fucking beautiful. It's my favorite time of the day.
When Hearthstone's done. Alright, I just need to kill one of my minions. Oh, it's fucking...
It's fucking over for you, man. Hit him with the one, the two, the three, the four, the five, the six. And he concedes.
I told you, chat. We are back. The 40% discount from Uber Eats.
means i'm never losing a game for the rest of this stream in fact i'm so confident that if i lose this next game i'm gonna buy food actually i'm not gonna be honest with you you can chat i got i had korean fried chicken yesterday and it was amazing it's amazing versus patches oh god it's a rogue i'm going first i foresaw this encounter all right as long as it's not pirate rogue if i get a dragon i'll play the whelp if not i'm playing the clergy so i can go cure power on it the turn two i chat food if you lose how am i gonna deliver to you guys you win no dinner all right if i win i will buy food I'm gonna buy food regardless if you haven't guessed that What do you got Mr. SJ7512 I'm so confident. I'll never lose this game, bro. Dude.
It's so free man. Oh god Hmm this lamp lighter and I hardly know shit Dude, where's the early game? What am I drawing here? Am I an ape?
Now I'm losing in here man. First time catching a stream after watching on YouuTube for years left from the UK. What's up, dog?
Youu okay if I call you dog? Dude, I live in a reality where I'm just the stupidest player on the planet Like what is this? Where's the good stuff? Where's the stuff man? I mean next turn it's poppin'depending on what he does I'm actually gonna go all the way up What is up?
It's fine. That's actually fine. That's fine. That's fine. I told you bro!
I'm never losing a game! Dude we're going! We are going, we're going, we're going, we're going, we're going To legend, here we come