my name is schlatt and today we're looking at your Reddit posts why do I use this site my cat just made this cute video with me that's not a cat that's an alligator I think is that aing alligator why are you saying a that's that's a prehistoric Beast the [ __ ] it is quite I mean like it's acting cute for like the next 15 seconds or something it's not even friend shaped you're not going to look at this and be like oh that's a friend no this is an evil thing when you unexpectedly dap up the president at Waffle House there he is there we go oh they were laughing when he when he crouched down there cuz they didn't know if he'd be able to get back up how you doing sir oh okay SP too much time in the gy is that a four piece dap right there did he just hit him with a four piece huh honestly it's moments like this why is he standing like a dinosaur yeah what is this little dip he does I I don't know but the the DAP the four piece 1 2 3 4 sometimes you see little moments of Hope with Joe where you're like oh wait maybe he actually does have some of his his neurons firing but then other times you know it's very clear he doesn't Kubo gets excited when you mention Joe Biden Joe Biden yeah kubo's got a plan I don't know what it is but anytime I say Joe Biden gets all excited no idea why this thing just grew in my sock no it didn't no it didn't that's fake you made that it did no it didn't what do you mean it did are you the guy in the [ __ ] video I I I can't be gas lit that easily it did hold on boys before we keep going [Laughter] [Music] W what was that that's a real animal I would argue that that is not friend-shaped either it's got [ __ ] spikes on it that's not a house pet and Jesus Christ that's annoying you kidding me put him on the skillet that's what I say 15,000 calories you think that is just 15,000 calor he's not friend shaped he's food shaped he is Dad is a food shaped animal all right come on let's go to bed all right go to bed he said I've had enough of you that's unlimited bacon that is unlimited bacon dude cute cat I can't play that I'm sorry did you did you name the cat C shot what kind of sick [ __ ] C shot really so you walked into the into the petmart and you're like can I get a a a collar for my guy [ __ ] shot please you kidding me oh he is kind of cute a look at little [ __ ] shot look at little [ __ ] shot oh you little that's a friend shape they stabbed me are you okay put an ambulance okay give me a password huh give me a password go use your phone my phone is dead give me a password for what to call an ambulance for who for you but I'm fine damn that boy said damn Dam what I mean yeah yeah he did say that time to go home okay hook them [Music] up [ __ ] that would [ __ ] kill you would that not is he not severely injured from that time to go home bro did it take his Sho bro his shoes all the matter of his [ __ ] shoes dude okay this is from the debate holding the [Music] chip it's like a Melancholy you know just knowing what we're in for the next four years he's a simple man he's just he's just a little guy that's how I would react if someone dangled a little chippy in front of me 50,000 calories him no man there's no good calories in him he's got nothing left friend sh I'll give you that Joe Biden is friendsh shaped death shaped oh not yet Joe's got four [Music] more months okay he's at a little concert all right everyone's having [Music] fun he's so lost dude he is not Joe you're at a concert buddy you're at a concert oh oh he's just happy to be there I guess let me see the comments on this one why'd this one get removed man looks like he's on the best Acid trip of his life the CPU is [Laughter] [Music] fry only in New York would hundreds of people gather to watch an anonymous man eat an entire jar of cheese balls did he [ __ ] advertise this today I will be eating this entire okay people just watch him eat it oh he got it he's almost done dude final bull dude he dropped so many what is going on right here look do you see how many there are on the [ __ ] floor he hardly ate any of them hey leave cheeseball man alone bro scammed everybody he scammed them he didn't eat a whole [ __ ] box but he ate like a third things in my room that you definitely do not have Lego Joe Biden mini fig standing next to miniature Armen Hammer baking soda oh oh get that off where does this come from I'll get to this in a second where do you get Lego Joe Biden standing next to a bottle of Arm and Hammer is that just baking soda maybe that's that's his life force in there you know they're they're shooting him up with something before they wheel him out I don't know I'm just saying let's see what else she's got freaky bear Bard ape Bard ape Yacht Club nft blind box toy what kind of person is this Garfield mug filled with Barbie heads and Jack Japanese coins a music box with a squirrel dressed up as a barber a keychain of Vegeta eating specifically toori pant this is a crazy unstable person I hate when this happens 2.0 my airpod Pros in between the seats of my McLaren 600 LT spider but I couldn't reach down to get it because of my Rolex Platinum yacht masach iPhone 15 Pro Max to post which too and I still couldn't grab it because of my massive Platinum Rolex so I went to my bravis G wagon to see if I had oh my God it's [ __ ] hideous that really really pisses me off the people that have the money to Speck out whatever car they want the fastest coolest looking car ever have the absolute worst [ __ ] taste in human history why does everybody who has the money to spec out a car like this always make it [ __ ] disgusting but it was locked and then I decided to just go to the gym with no music I can handle it but I couldn't even pull out because my girlfriend pink Audi R8 was parked right pink Audi R8 blocking me in what do I do oh and the McLaren's the same ugly [ __ ] color dude what's up baby girl oh [ __ ] this what's up man how are you doing I remember you what's up baby girl I I'm I'm I'm all right how are you he's doing the lip thing I can't believe we what's up baby what's up I can't believe we are still still getting this guy in the feed in 20 24 sometimes I'll get a notification on my phone when I'm just like I don't know just anytime it it happens like maybe once a month and uh I'm not blushing stop I'm not blushing sometimes I'll get a notification from him inviting me onto his live like as like a dual like a i i bro I I'm not blushing shut up sometimes I do consider it I'm not going to lie he wants me he can have me top five Biden moments oh [ __ ] yeah okay the bike falls classic there he goes dude you know you know after he had that bike fall he he has not gotten up on another bike like ever that was the last time Joe B never used a bicycle does he even go up the steps anymore we should get him one of those like senior you know those lifts that they have you can install them in your house it's like a little chair like he'll sit at the bottom and then it'll just all the way up that's what we need that loud thing yeah it's not like we won't be able to hear him say something point you will you shut up man that's classic didn't he have a shirt on Deck like the second he said that his Twitter account was like get the we will will you shut up man shirt I did watch the debate last time it wasn't wasn't great kind of saddening schlatt obviously loves Biden yeah you're right I really want him to win I really think we need four more years how many [Music] calories he just cooking them up cooking them up some cast left them in too long 3,000 calories I don't even know once you get through all the stuff you can't eat like the hair in the bones like maybe 1,000 calories maybe two how did bro got my pink sprinkles out of the closet here because I want to bake a cake for my mom for Mother's day just to show my appreciation for everything she's done for me but unfortunately I may need to get some new sprinkles because when I pull these sprinkles out of the closet I noticed something I noticed the surface of the sprinkles actually shift and I don't think it was because I moved them I think because something was living in there I think there's something lurking in the sprinkles right now now I'm guessing this is like me in high school trying to reach a word count how can you say so little in 30 seconds only I would be better at that only the current sitting president could get less thoughts across in 30 seconds bro what are you talking about just say there's a guy in the sprinkles but now we have to go ahead and go through them just to check and be sure because I don't want to eat something that's contaminated by bugs that's not really why are you going so slow man my doctor says and oh my God what is that there is something underneath the surface of the sprinkles here what the heck is that sir that looks like a lizard to me or like like a salamander that looks like a salamander yeah okay sure I wish I was a girl most days but sometimes I can tolerate being a guy so I'm probably not trans I'm probably just a weird guy or something oh so my voice is going to get deeper and I'm going to start getting more body hair that's that's cool I guess Mom do you ever wonder what it's like to be the opposite gender they hit the North Tower oh my God oh my God oh God did they make this in a larger size asking for a friend rat trap okay that would have been great if they had a a live demo of this with an actual I'd probably crawl into it if it was uh a human size just seems fun next video idea we got some video ideas day for trying to buy the yellow divider yeah okay trying to buy the yellow div what makes you think they cost money there's ways to hide it exactly CH see if I can't beat him I just got to join him just get it out just get it out I know you want to I know you want to you got 15 15 more seconds 15 more seconds just say it just say it yeah that's a joke from 2 and 1/2 years ago don't even worry about it from the deeps of my phone what does that mean from the deeps d e a PS from the deeps from the depths is maybe what we were trying to say there someone made a program that puts jl's reaction to videosl reaction videos I mean he's a funny guy unfortunately he stopped making them so as any normal computer unfortunately I'm getting mixed signals from you guys do you want them or not yes I made the program that makes CH reaction videos automatically if this is good I can leave we can be done my name is schlatt in a couple days ago I asked you guys to send me your favorite Tik toks wrong Island [Music] Luffy oh my [ __ ] God okay I got tools in my garage that do that all right all right that's fine you know I had it I got an idea as I was watching this what if we do like a little green screen challenge where instead of me you know in front of a green screen saying things I'll just record like you know cookie cutter reacts with no music no nothing and then we can see who can make the best reaction video from it and then I just post it that's amaz Kubo that [ __ ] dude Kubo is kubo's on [ __ ] board with me baby look at that tail going you know what we should actually do it I don't want to know what what the it will lead to some seriously heinous [ __ ] getting posted and probably people believing that I actually reacted to it but I think it could be worth it we'll think about it disgusting disgusting [ __ ] animal at least up close that's not a pet deers not pets friend shaped I'll give you that friend shaped friend shaped but not nowhere close to other friends this is like one of the worst friends out there you know there's just nothing going on behind those guys you know it you know it doesn't even know where it is right now come on that thing is not thinking he make a better snack for me than those graham crackers are for him 100,000 calories you think you think this guy this little Pip squeaks 100,000 calories you're off with these estimations you guys have to see what I found okay uh-oh oh my God it's a pen okay okay all right all right we need to force Pap with can we find this do we know which what what what pen this is dude if that was a Tik Tok shop ad he would have sold [ __ ] 10 million of them it's $200 are you [Music] serious I don't care about it that [Music] much it's true it's sad actually when you think about it okay we got a park videos he grabbing people's phones holy [ __ ] you doing nice got a bite too okay oh my God I hope it's fake I don't it might not be I don't know why you would post this if it was real but he didn't show his face yeah that that makes it all better he's got his full [ __ ] name in the in the watermark okay he swiped in oh he missed that one oh he's is he going around so if you want to stop your phone from getting stole oh my [ __ ] god it's an ad are you looking for a cheaper healthier way to get your caffeine in well check out gamer Subs it's packed with everything you need to stay calm and focused without 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