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Starcraft Gameplay Commentary

some of the worst play I've ever seen right there why please St you know that's dangerous right it's dangerous to just not touch you many times artosis has said he's going to give us something good to spend salt on you know what else artosis says that he loves his family and yet if he's willing to lie about the salt why would we have reason to believe such obvious untruths he just has no practical life skills so that's why he invests heavily in his family that's why yes who are you playing against you want a piece of me Bo do we know who we're playing against just some cheesy [ __ ] how many bases do you have one please don't all I'm saying is we're like 10 minutes into this game Dan his weak spots might not be many but I do know them quite well we don't like to expand we don't like nukes we don't like ghosts we don't like any other race than tan hey babe build a Depot where's your Depot [ __ ] not enough minerals not enough Minal might want to have two on that Minal it's always good to have a Depot [ __ ] it ensures that you don't get supply blocked I've learned that much so far what am I on third or fourth game he's no longer responding it's just you and I in this guys literally no fun when he gets like this it's a very hard game the guy just [ __ ] took huge massive gigantic risks at the beginning we sitting here trying to catch up well it's not looking great I'm not going to lie I don't respect anyone that has a wife that mocks him for staying on two bases at the 10-minute Mark while TT as Don know read Mario erotica all for the sake of avoing an actual real 95 job that is a lot of Tanks holy [ __ ] babe you'd be a total risler if you could just like take another base they're saying that the tanks can't shoot up so this is a bad plan was this a Gamble and loss because you didn't Scout babe that's not nice we say GG and we walk away like a man is it Frozen it just never ends the spell doesn't end it's the one of the longest spells in the game look at that we're just sitting here watching it not end forever like how is this Fair can someone explain to me what is it it just won't end it won't end it's been there for a [ __ ] minute it literally won't end seems fair you [ __ ] [ __ ] how I 150 Siege tanks not beating muisk Guardian this game is so imbalanced my mle tank should beat everything instead of having to adapt and make vessels and firebats against dark swarm constructive is trash you're so dumb it hurts me they just want to see you do good nobody's rooting for you harder than the guys in the chat that guy was so terribly bad just Zergling cheese into hide his expansion in the stupidest possible location that's a sign post up ahead next the RT zone so we didn't you unlock the door with the key of imagination the chat doesn't think you're funny and I don't think you're funny they love me they actually secretly hate you and you leave they talk badly about you it's fine I don't good [ __ ] I have a question for you let's say you have to hide some jewelry inside your house against burglar let's say you hide it somewhere quot stupid like let's say under Rusty's bowl and burglar never find it once they visit the house would you still consider this as a stupid hiding location thanks art wife if it works it works man I am not here to judge I'm just asking questions learning day by day but guys like seriously that last game did he actually Scout cuz I'm thinking that it's no he did not Scout he just did what he want you having fun listen you enjoying yourself yeah having someing ice cream and talking [ __ ] mhm must be nice I'm getting really good at it though I'm getting enough getting to know enough that I know when you're [ __ ] up no you literally don't did you Scout yes oh you're doing good scout now I'm very proud of you your colors are pretty close this time oh no no no you might be able to blend no that's not how this game works they try to make a unit like that in Starcraft 2 called the Ling and it's literally worked zero times in 14 years wait wait wait wait wait you have a unit called a changeling that's designed to blend into the enemies Starcraft 2 and it literally star and it has but we're not playing Starcraft 2 right and it's a zerg thing but it also has never worked because whoever designed that unit is bad at the game and thinks that people won't realize that that's in their base okay you're supposed to give me a compliment they say don't you're really good at being mean to me Go sir I don't think that that counts you're just an [ __ ] tonight yall are just [ __ ] you're going to be with this grumpy ass man all night unless he somehow magically goes on a winning streak what the [ __ ] seems unlikely at this point guys why is he a lucky [ __ ] when he plays well but no it wasn't no I was [ __ ] you're you're talking to me and I was within one step of not losing five units instead I lost them so it's my fault [Laughter] probably whose hands are on the keyboard whose hand is on the mouse I can't even fully see the [ __ ] screen sir I'm just here talking with some friends that's it they're saying that they saw it come in you should have oh this is so [ __ ] stupid don't say a word we weren't even watching you good no need to get defensive take some deep breath you want to blow up the candles oh you looked them up who is it it's [ __ ] Goku just I can't I can't stand this who is Goku these [ __ ] [ __ ] it's basically just another top Foreigner and they know who I am and then they just don't tell me it's them so then they're like oh I know exactly how you play and you know how I play but you don't know it's me LOL I'm pretty sure you have the same ability to change your [ __ ] name no I'm literally the biggest streamer if I try to go barcode they just check did you at any point in time ask him who it was I just no okay so cuz it's a laggy barcode it could literally be any Korean but why wouldn't you just say who this oh my God just try it nah I'm getting a headache you want snacks no you want some Advil no maybe if the answer is no then you're not getting a headache you just want me to be quiet it's not very nice facing baby chick frontf facing baby chick frontf facing baby chick front facing baby chick that is a very detailed penis Jesus that's even more detailed jok and artosis is definitely one of those rare dudes to have iron-like mental strength to endure us every day to endure this Ray [Music] [Applause]