It's another Jubal phone prank. Weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello? Hi, Andrew. This is Detective Peter North with the police department.
I'm calling in regards to your recent home robbery. How are you? I'm good, thank you.
So did you guys catch him? Yes, we apprehended the suspect in the robbery of your home. He's currently in custody and has admitted to breaking into your house while you were on vacation.
them to pick you up and bring you down here. Okay, officer, officer. Sorry, I just want to make sure. He broke in to my house. You are correct.
I think there's been a mistake. He broke into my house. He did, and I guess you forgot a detail or a couple details about the break-in.
What are you talking about? Like, there is no other details. Well, you didn't tell us that when he broke your window and jumped in, he cut his finger. And also, you didn't tell us that he sprained an ankle while he was trying to take things from your house. Well, that sucks for him.
Like, why? That has nothing to do with me. Like, that's what you get for breaking into someone's house.
I don't know what to tell you. Everything to do with you. Because of that, you're being charged with assault. I'm being charged because he got hurt breaking into my house? Yes, he twisted his ankle pretty bad.
How am I liable for that? Okay, so you're admitting to knowing that he twisted his ankle pretty bad. No, you just told me that he twisted his ankle. Right, so you know that he twisted his ankle pretty bad.
Yes, because you just told me. Okay, well, there you go. You just admitted to knowing that he twisted his ankle pretty bad.
So, what did you do in order for him to twist his ankle? Did you hold him down and twist it yourself? Okay, officer, again, this is a mistake.
Okay, I was not in my house when he broke in, obviously. That's why I called and reported the robbery. He broke into my house when I was not there. I don't know how he got through.
I'm going to go ahead and note this on the report that you're resisting arrest. Okay, what the f*** is going on, all right? Somebody broke into my house, and now I'm being arrested?
Correct, for assault with a deadly weapon and attempted murder. Assault with a deadly weapon and attempted murder? What the f*** are you talking about? I'm sure you know that glass shards can be used as a weapon, and therefore, when he cut his finger on your window, it's pretty bad. When he broke the window, he broke the window.
He created the shard. But the shard happened on your property, and how do we know it wasn't put there to harm him? Because he broke the window! I've spoken with him for hours, and he's a really sweet guy.
Honestly, he's oh, he's a sweet guy. Yes. He broke into my house wanting to steal things.
But he's a sweet guy. He's very nice. He's got a heart of gold, actually.
Really? I like he's so I mean, if you met him, you related to the officer officer. Are you related to the person that broke into my house?
Because I think that's what's going on. He is my cousin. Yes.
OK. You know what? I that I'm getting a lawyer. That's it.
I need your. badge number. I need your manager, whatever the f*** you call it, and the police's number. You have gone down the wrong f***ing path with the wrong f***ing person.
Alright, you want my badge number? Sure, I'll give it to you. Good luck.
You got a pen and paper ready? Yeah, I do. I'm going to put it in my phone.
My badge number is 68 and I owe you one. 68 and I owe... What the f*** are you talking about?
This has to be some kind of f***. It is actually. This is actually Jubal from the Jubal Show doing a phone prank on you and your buddy Sal set you up. What?
It's a joke. He told us about somebody broke into your house and tried to steal stuff and wanted to mess with you. Oh, God.
I literally thought they were going to charge me for attempted murder because he broke into my window and hurt himself on my window. Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks.