You, what up? Alright, um, so, uh, we got another one from Family Guy. Hmm, okay, what we got?
This is a try not to laugh. Well, let's try. PETA, did you throw up in the sink? Oh my god. PETA!
What is going on? Play the beat, Billy. The hell? Did he throw up in the sink?
Hahaha. Okay. Ha!
Youu threw up. I'm here in the field. Yeah, that was me. I was the one who threw up in the sink.
Alright, everyone. Because today is Christmas Eve... Not yet, Griffin. I thought it might be a nice treat...
Great! Thank you to let everyone leave a little bit early. Christmas!
Fine. Everybody have a nice holiday. I wouldn't. Don't worry, Lois. I never did very well in school either.
I even failed homeroom. Peter Griffin? There.
Dad, how could you be okay with Mom parading herself around like this? I mean, she's half naked. It makes all women look bad. Meg, who let you back in the house?
Oh, Brian, your fur is so soft. Oh, your ears. Youur ears are like dog ears.
Oh, this couch. Stewie, your head is so smooth. How is that even? How are you doing that?
How are you doing that? Oh, everything here is fantastic. These clothes.
I could do cocaine if I wanted to. Peter, you want some potatoes? Yeah, how you doing? I was just asking if you wanted... We got enough napkins?
Yeah, yeah, we got enough napkins. That's enough. That's enough right there. What time is it?
Is it straight? Is it straight right there? Wait, see, I'll fix it. No, is that straight?
I can't... Meg, sweep that up. Just get a broom.
Sweep that up. Sweep that up. Put it in your room, but sweep it up first. When I was your age, my Uncle Roy shared a beer with me. I drank it, and I was so excited I fell asleep.
I must have tossed it. and turned something fierce because when I woke up, my pants were off. Never saw much of Uncle Roy after that. Turns out we weren't even related.
Anyway, I thought him sharing that beer with me was the coolest thing ever. And I know nowadays things are different, so I got some crystal meth. I figured we could do it together as father and son.
I don't know about that. Tell you what, I'll get us started. Ah, it feels...
It feels better. Youu sure that stuff is okay? All I know is the guys who made it are dead. Why is there no hole in this wall? Youu know, this thing is buggin'me.
AHHHHH! Alright, I'm gonna take a hike. Ah, yeah. I guess Disney wouldn't let us do the Aladdin one.
Holy crap! Who knew we'd run into you here? Except everyone, if Fox ruined it in a promo.
What's that? Sorry, I was taking a selfie while shooting a Snapchat, while periscoping that Snapchat, while Instagramming Latte Art, while Shazam- the weekend while streaming master of none while retweeting george takei while saying this wins the internet while still being hashtag so bored hammer hammer come on man don't make me look up from my phone oh you're texting me Hi, welcome to the museum. Thanks. Just to be clear, I should touch everything, right?
No, please don't touch anything. Sorry, it's my first time in an adult museum. She did!
Thanks, Ollie. Yes, Diane is no longer with us. She was shot by an unknown assailant after she herself committed a series of gruesome murders. I'd like to welcome our new co-anchor, Joyce Kinney. Welcome, Joyce.
Thanks, Mom. Wow, you sound crazy nervous. In local news, there was a hit and run by a drunk driver today at Quahog Park. Two children are missing.
I was just there! Peter Griffin Christmas. Featuring such standards as...
Everybody look at the snow in the yard! And who could forget... I brought these gifts for you, they're up in my bum! And everyone's favorite...
Look at the bells, look at the bells, holy crap, here comes Jesus! And he doesn't look too happy. Merry Christmas, everyone.
Hey, Lois, what's going on here? Oh, it's my book club, Peter. Come join us. Oh, okay. Hey, Peter, my kid's selling Girl Scout cookies.
We're collecting for Jennifer Pregnant. Softball sign-up? Trick or treat for UNICEF?
Oh, mid-gen for Ed's retirement cake? Holiday party? Whoa! Company picnic?
Secrets in? Carpool info? Oh, finally. Now I can get myself to the... Stupid.
I got bullied at school. They flipped up my lunch tray. Oh, that's tough.
I wonder if that's the worst thing... That ever happened to a guy whoa Whoa, Billyy this guy in this book here. He's really getting the business yikes Okay, I'm sorry what happened at school today everybody.
I've come up with the perfect plan to catch the bet I bought this remote-controlled toy helicopter to which I have attached this handgun And I tell you this thing is not easy to fly Peter. That doesn't seem very goes Now I don't have any more guys with so I put it on a timer, but I don't remember how long I said it I'm gonna die! Okay, so now the bat has a gun and the knives I gave him.
What? Why would you give him knives? I didn't think it would matter. I was counting on this helicopter thing working.
Get back here! Damn it! God! Cut it down.
Yeah, man, it's true he's an idiot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so is Peter. Peter's an idiot.
Said it before, say it again. He's the stupidest dad on TV. Animated or real life or whatever.
I guess I'll say it again. Jesus. I don't think that's...
the first kid he beat up I know he's beat up other kids oh yeah countless of things yeah yeah yeah chicken across town yeah kids yeah friends old friends alright yeah man family guy yeah it's kinda impossible not to laugh yeah I think it is impossible you know what I'm saying I think even if you hear it maybe even if you cover your eyes you just hear the shit this nigga saying it's not good it's not good yeah man it'd be hilarious yeah stupid