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Lecture/Presentation on Amigo (A Dark Web Facetime)

amigo if you don't know what amiga is me and pigeon gamer call it the dark web facetime where you go and chat to strangers and yeah you've seen the videos before joshie ranch snowy joe just to name a few it's all over youtube and i thought i'd hop on the trend this video has been highly requested through some of my friends so we're going to be on amigo also some of the stuff i say slash 2 can be considered offensive i do not mean anything i say or do it is just a joke guys i have a hole in my wall now don't ask questions and through the earphones is pigeon gamer who's going to be sort of telling me what to say making the situation less awkward yeah enjoy this aids [Music] that [ __ ] hurt i can tell you are you from yeah are you from america i'm canadian are you canadian hey hold on i got to stop my puppy from chewing on something we are about to witness a guy beating his dog do you want to learn some uk slang sure you know i know a little bit already yeah so you know what you get you know you get high okay i don't get high but well if you get high you say instead of saying i'm high you say yeah i'm chicken baked i've heard that before what this guy just said he's heard the phrase being high referred to as chicken banks before what is this website yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you and so basically you know when you reach someone that's really like really pretty yeah you say you're clapped you're clapped yeah that that means prettier yeah all right so what about what about like some drunk ones oh yeah when you're off your head when you when you're off yet you say yeah i'm sausage rolled you're saucy drunk it's no sausage rolled it's like sausage roll sausage rolled that's what they said okay yeah so but when you see someone join you say yeah your sausage rolled i think i think my favorite thing that a uk person says is what muppet when you call someone a muppet yeah that means you're a donut oh yeah so make sure when you see someone very very pretty just say you're clapped you're clapped hello oh can i get in the shower with you oh um hello uh could you give me three random words just type it uh okay great chicken sausage yeah yeah um okay first of all what does grapes mean is registered okay come on give me a beat yeah oh oh back in the day we used to meet our great chicken we ate sauce we just all day but never really got a hang of it no no we got it there drinking nah nah nah we got it here beaten up nah nah we never failed class nah nah nah we always party but we never ever got no rhythm nah nah nah cares about a job when we got all the love here boys in the hood never got no strict rules nah nah and then after my 10 out of 10 dance moves we encounter something you rarely see on amigo talon [Music] you look like a guy who loves memes bro i do love memes [Music] come on [Music] oh [Music] amazing and after this we decided to put the most random tags on that we could think of oh you're beautiful man you're beautiful oh thank you have a good day get it out get it out now i don't care i like them young well you look like elton john man yeah my name's actually john whoa what are you [ __ ] wearing a gas mask it's not 1940 bro take it off are you looking for underage girls an amigo [Music] uh sorry my english is not the best could you repeat me that slowly i said are you looking for um 12 year old girls in amigo amigo okay you are looking for some friend that is who you are nonce where are you the guy from last time no my friends oh my that was probably my friend yeah yeah i mean i don't blame you to be fair i am quite yeah you're quite beautiful you know yeah do you want a kiss no yeah sure where you from i'm from germany are you oh i'm from uk don't do it don't do it don't do it that's nice what the [ __ ] bro bro why'd you like death so i put a lot of things on my leg there's also like cheese existential thought titties e girls uh twitch other things so i just put death for fun why do you wear sunglasses inside in the dark well it's basically like you're wearing glasses you're not really just like out with a darker shade you know what i mean you're james bond what james bond i've been compared to out and john and james bond what is going on yo can i get in bed with you tom cruise yo can i join in hello hello where are you from hey i'm from springfield oh do you want shimmer and shimmer hello hello magnets flashing man don't mean to flash you yeah [Laughter] whoa whoa [Music] smart smile for the camera bro smile for the camera yeah hey you agree with me yeah oh do you get it a lot yeah not my fault then is he uh where are you from uh america oh do you wanna do i know some british slang i do kind of yeah so basically when you see someone that's really really like beautiful you say yeah you're a nuns a nuns a nonce yeah yeah so yes she's so she you're a nunch yeah thanks no problem what's it actually mean it means that oh no i swear you're lying no i'll swear to god go and say it's when i say you're a nuns well where you are you got so many girls in your room [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] are you scared of pedophiles yes grow up where are you from i'm from uc but do you know how many countries there are in the uk countries in the uk so because i'm american you think i'm dumb well yeah because the ones that the ones that went to school got shot in it so no problem the country is called you okay so [ __ ] off no yeah yeah you're right yeah yeah yeah okay he's gonna look he's gonna say that i'm not a 12 year old girl and he's going to skip one one yeah what's up bro yo what's up bro where are you from what's up north carolina actually whoa from atlanta moved it north carolina um from the uk uk yeah that's like the fourth [ __ ] i've met dude yeah i'm not a pretty ass girl actually from the uk mad man i think it was england yeah yeah very very pretty you're actually not stupid because i've met a guy and we was trying to trick him and we he tried he tried saying that uk is one country yeah hey okay the rest was waffle but this girl was actually nice oh that's him hey baby hey baby you're so ugly so yeah show your face show your face yeah you want something show your face and most people on here think i'm older than i actually am so oh you're 15 at ya 14 13 okay spoilers case can i tell you something what you're like a daughter to me what do you mean like i love you like a daughter that's how i see you how would you how do you love your daughter then you want to see yeah type in your address no i'll come show you some fatherly love i'm not only a [ __ ] magnet i'm also a [Music] i mean i am kind of fat yeah your face why would i show my face because it's amigo you don't have to show your face on amigo you will ask you to use your camera all right yeah let's continue this conversation come on how are you are you american yes so you know how you're like smoking right now yeah yeah so basically saying when you're high you say yeah i'm chicken baked [Music] yeah should we have a band [Music] hear me out and it's the next day um if you did enjoy this video please do give it a like and please do subscribe because i'm testing out new content because i feel like my old way of making videos is just sort of repetitive just buying cars and whatnot so we should we still are going to be doing games but we're also going to be switching up so whatever you want to do reactions whatnot just let me know and i will try do that because i will be taking suggestions more than ever now because i want to actually like produce entertaining content and subscribe to pigeon gamer link in description and i'll see you in a bit [Music] you