Daddy, I want to turn on the swing set. No! But you've gone for two turns!
Get lost! It looks like fun and I want to do it! No, I'm doing it!
I'm gonna do a big jump off! Ah-ha! Get Mom!
Mom! Mom! Mom!
But since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you. I did not care for the Godfather. What? Did not care for the Godfather.
How can you even say that, Dad? Didn't like, didn't like it. Peter, it's so- It's like the perfect movie. This is what everyone always says.
Robert De Niro, Al Pacino. I mean, you never see... Robert Duvall! Fine actor. Did not like the movie.
Why not? Couldn't get into it. Hey Cleveland, you know I love you, but those jeans, they ain't for you.
I knew it. I think I just needed to hear it. Thank you, Peters, baby.
Uh-uh. Gotta be that. Boy, I sure hope they find him.
Otherwise, we're all gonna be... So, it's all out in the open now, isn't it? Stewie, uh, how long you been all messed up and evil like this? Oh, so now you're interested in Stewie.
Last week when I made that macaroni picture of an owl, you didn't give a damn. That was an owl? Yes, and now we're going to look at it again. Explain yourself, what didn't you like about it?
It insists upon itself, Lois. What? It insists upon itself. What does that even mean? Because it has a valid point to make, it's insisting!
It takes forever getting in, you know, you spend like six and a half hours, and then... You know, I can't even get through, I can't even finish a movie. I've never even seen the ending.
You've never seen the ending? Well, how can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance? I agree with Joey, it's not really bad.
I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around on the easy chairs. Yeah, it's a great scene. All right, Meg, stay incredibly still. I'm going to whip that cigarette out of your mouth, and maybe not slice your face in half.
Dad, I don't want to do this. Stay still! Okay, that's pretty cool, too.
Hey, Dad, that's a cool whip. I thought you couldn't understand me! I hate this.
When do I get my cookie? I just bought my cookie so I can go home. Now please join me in silent prayer. And as we settle into the silence, I remind you that in honor of Lent, today's coffee service will not include chewy chips ahoy. This isn't quite right, is it?
Hello, gentlemen. Great day to be protecting freedom, wouldn't you say? Uh, yeah.
U.S. of freakin'A. We're number one. Space shuttle and all that. Ha ha ha! Terrific.
Hello, Smith. How are you today? Fine, sir.
What's new? Do you know what I heard this morning? Apparently, Rob Schneider goes down to Home Depot......and pays the migrant workers to come home and choke him while he masturbates in the shower. Yeah, he's been doing that for years. Sick bastard.
Look! Look! Do you like it? Yes. What do you like about it specifically?
I don't know. Pick something or I'll blow your brains out! I like...
how it looks like an owl. Thank you for the compliment! Alright, wait here Stewie while mommy gets the cement blocks.
Everything alright here? Oh fine officer, just enjoying the sunset. No law against that, is there?
What happened to your shirt? Oh, you know, just a pizza party at the office. Oh yeah? Where do you work?
First Fidelity Insurance over on Wade Bosset Street. Oh, my cousin Arnie works over there. So, what do you want for Christmas?
Oh, what do I want for Christmas? What do I want for Christmas? You know what I want for Christmas?
I want my friend back! Your friend? Yes, my best friend!
My dog, Brian. He's dead. It's our first Christmas without him, and no one's even mentioned his name!
Hello, Mother. Stewie? What the hell are you...
How did you get here? Oh, there's a very simple answer to that. You drove me here, Lewis, with all the indignities I've been forced to suffer day in and day out under your matriarchal tyranny!
What are you... What are you doing with a gun? Something I should have done a very long time ago.
Peter, isn't he amazing? Is he smart? Or is he like me? He's perfect.
You guys heard the baby talking in there, didn't you? Chris, that's ridiculous.