🪄

Bizarre Harry Potter Fanfiction Overview

May 4, 2025

Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash

Overview

  • A fanfic written using AI and predictive text.
  • Found on Botnik and popular as animations on YouTube.
  • Not affiliated with or claiming the copyrights of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter.

Chapter Thirteen: The Handsome One

Setting

  • Castle grounds described as being stormy and windy.
  • Sky depicted as a black ceiling full of blood.

Characters

  • Harry Potter: Described as a ghost in this chapter.
  • Ron: Engaged in odd behavior, e.g., tap dancing and eating Hermione’s family.
  • Hermione: Reasonable, but also partakes in bizarre actions like yelling passwords.
  • Death Eaters: Portrayed with a strange camaraderie, engaged in a plan.
  • Voldemort: Mentioned directly behind Harry.
  • Mr. Staircase: A ghost character.

Plot Points

  • Ron's erratic behavior includes potentially turning into spiders.
  • Hermione suggests listening to Death Eaters' meetings.
  • The trio attempts to enter the castle roof but is blocked by a locked door.
  • They use a strange password, "BEEF WOMEN," to attempt entry.
  • A humorous and bizarre interaction between Death Eaters.
  • Voldemort’s proximity leads to Harry's overreaction of tearing out his eyes.
  • Ron and Harry engage in a brief magical duel with Death Eaters.
  • Death Eaters are defeated and Harry feels hungry.

Magical and Bizarre Elements

  • The Great Hall is filled with absurd elements like moaning chandeliers.
  • The pig of Hufflepuff is transformed into Hagrid.
  • Harry, Hermione, and Ron declare their importance.
  • Harry falls down a spiral staircase and ends the chapter with a declaration about the dark arts.

Themes

  • Absurdity and humor inspired by random and surreal events.

Conclusion

  • The story ends on a comical note with Harry’s declaration and bizarre events.
  • The fanfic uses humor and absurdity to parody the original Harry Potter series.