Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash

Overview

• A fanfic written using AI and predictive text.
• Found on Botnik and popular as animations on YouTube.
• Not affiliated with or claiming the copyrights of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter.

Chapter Thirteen: The Handsome One

Setting

• Castle grounds described as being stormy and windy.
• Sky depicted as a black ceiling full of blood.

Characters

• Harry Potter: Described as a ghost in this chapter.
• Ron: Engaged in odd behavior, e.g., tap dancing and eating Hermione’s family.
• Hermione: Reasonable, but also partakes in bizarre actions like yelling passwords.
• Death Eaters: Portrayed with a strange camaraderie, engaged in a plan.
• Voldemort: Mentioned directly behind Harry.
• Mr. Staircase: A ghost character.

Plot Points

• Ron's erratic behavior includes potentially turning into spiders.
• Hermione suggests listening to Death Eaters' meetings.
• The trio attempts to enter the castle roof but is blocked by a locked door.
• They use a strange password, "BEEF WOMEN," to attempt entry.
• A humorous and bizarre interaction between Death Eaters.
• Voldemort’s proximity leads to Harry's overreaction of tearing out his eyes.
• Ron and Harry engage in a brief magical duel with Death Eaters.
• Death Eaters are defeated and Harry feels hungry.

Magical and Bizarre Elements

• The Great Hall is filled with absurd elements like moaning chandeliers.
• The pig of Hufflepuff is transformed into Hagrid.
• Harry, Hermione, and Ron declare their importance.
• Harry falls down a spiral staircase and ends the chapter with a declaration about the dark arts.

Themes

• Absurdity and humor inspired by random and surreal events.

Conclusion

• The story ends on a comical note with Harry’s declaration and bizarre events.
• The fanfic uses humor and absurdity to parody the original Harry Potter series.