playing minecraft on one heart is really difficult but playing minecraft on one heart on a server full of people that want to kill me is practically impossible but about six months ago i was forced to put this to the test on the lifesteal smp every time you kill someone you steal a heart and i was dying so often that i managed to get myself down to two whole hearts but all of that changed when woogie x came along you see my friend parrot started some kind of war over this tree and this woogie guy really wants the tree and because parrot's my teammate i obviously knew where the tree was so woogie came up to me and started asking me a lot of questions but of course i'm no snitch so i didn't tell him anything except for exactly where the tree is okay maybe i'm a snitch and for some reason woogie just killed me anyway so now i'm on one heart my team thinks i betrayed them and woogie's team also wants me dead still so now my goal is to get to a normal amount of hearts with the entire server trying to kill me [Music] okay so take a moment to put yourself into my shoes you have one whole heart and no one to rely on what do you do yup i heard exactly what you just said that's right amid a robbery i'm so afraid i have a bunch of gold golden apples look at that easy so now eat one of these and now i have three hearts but only temporarily we can take on anyone now we can take on anyone now so now with two extra temporary hearts and a bunch of stolen goods it was time for me to figure out how i was gonna get my next heart option number one was pretty obvious to kill someone but of course if i'm hit literally once with a sword i am banned from the server option number two is to try to craft a heart since hearts are craftable on the server but that's also out the window because i need totems of undying and the only way to get totals of undying is by killing pillagers and of course with one heart i don't see myself killing many pillagers i could also probably trade with another player on the server but sadly i've developed this little thing called trust issues and lastly option three was to make a trap but that also wasn't very viable as most traps result in you not gaining a heart however if i were able to directly cause the person's death using a trap i might be able to steal a heart as i've done it before so now with all this in mind i decided to settle on option three the plan from here was pretty simple brew up an invisibility pot lures somebody to this random fall trap in the middle of nowhere and then when they least expect it push them in that way i'm guaranteed kill credit and hopefully don't have to fight anyone but i haven't mentioned the flaws with this plan first of all everyone on this server carries pearls nobody would be dumb enough not to second of all nobody's dumb enough to follow me to this random fall trap this is my best friend in the whole wide world and today we're gonna be taking advantage of him you see my friend pengy happens to be really really dumb so i believe i'll be able to throw him into this pit without any problems let's get started hi zam hi peggy i need your help so i'm building this trap and i kind of need your help with building it i feel like this is a trap but i'm i'm i'm coming hello princess hi hi i'm very scared yeah that's a trap over here yeah you're one heart right yes i'm on one heart i'm very afraid okay so i've built this right pengy was right where i needed him all that was left to do was push him in if i messed this up pengy would literally ban me from the server i had no choice it was do or die the trap had failed or so i thought you see pengy literally couldn't believe that i tried killing him so i told him that this is one big trust exercise for my next video and it seemed to work so now all i had to do was get him to trust me and then i could push him into the trap and steal his heart come stand next to me come stand next to me listen okay you can trust me i i won't push you in like literally just stand here next to me okay and i won't push you in this is a trust test but if there is water down there uh-huh i think he can jump down that breaks the trust test i can't get back up listen man you failed the trust test i don't know what to tell you you failed my trust test no i'm running away now no wait come back look at this i'm not good you're gonna kill yourself i told you you can trust me i didn't blow it up you don't want to throw me into the pit okay and i don't want to throw you into the pit so let's just work together and throw someone else into the pit what do you say you want me to jump in the bed don't you yes jump in the bed please but before you jump in i need to like push you in so that you get my heart no okay i'm gonna trust you but i first want to put my stuff in my chest before i'm gonna trust you right okay you can do that so pengy putting his stuff away meant that he was gonna be completely defenseless so instead of throwing him into the hole i could just straight up kill him so i began following pengy around until i found him inside of this house with no armor on and that's when i realized it was time to strike [Music] hey what the thank you i will be leaving your shulker box there i'll see you later two hearts two hearts two hearts baby two hours we are up today so now that i had the pengy heart it was time for me to get my next one and to do that i tried crafting a heart but in order to craft a heart i need to be able to complete a raid and if i want to complete a raid i need a maxed out bow but i can't really get a maxed out bow on my own as i don't really have a base so like anyone would i decided to go rob the base that i robbed yesterday i immediately got myself my maxed out bow but before i left the base i stole two shulkers that weren't there the day before now these were really important because they belong to the only other player online mapic and because he was just here a moment ago he knew that i was the one who's been robbing him all this time and was now hunting me down oh my god he's back okay okay that's great i'm so good oh my god wait is he attacking me oh my god he is oh my god oh my god oh my god okay hold on hold on hold on this is not good oh my god he's hitting me oh my god i'm gonna die [Music] oh my god oh my god oh my god i think you took the boat oh no no no no no no i've got this i've got this okay i don't got this so much i don't think [Music] oh dude no no bro oh my god he's just taking all my health immediately oh my god [Music] maybe this time the chorus fruit will work in my favor hopefully please [Music] oh my god it's just not working oh my god [Music] no oh my god okay can i just pass him just pass him okay did he pick up that boat oh my god dolphin dolphin okay okay i think i'm safe please tell me he didn't get it too please tell me he didn't get it too after this insanely lucky escape i decided to run as far as i could till i found a pillager outpost and a villain this was so that i could have everything i needed to craft hearts however i have a confession to make i'm unbelievably afraid of vexes those little guys are just too unpredictable and with two hearts i'm not taking any chances so to counteract my fear i broke one of the server's biggest rules and built a raidfall nothing too crazy just something that would allow me to kill pillagers without getting hit at all this raid farm got me eight totems which was enough to get me two extra hearts and now that i had four whole hearts to my name i decided i was finally gonna do raids properly now i had no idea if i could even do raids on four hearts but i figured it was worth trying and after completing the first one without getting hit once i felt really bad about building the raid farm the raids were going by insanely fast and before i knew it i had seven hearts to my name but before i went to bed that night i started thinking about what i was gonna do when i finally had a normal amount of hearts was i gonna take down woogie x was it gonna take down parrot and his team or was i gonna just live out my days peacefully and then i got an idea parrot wanted to fight woogie and his team two days from now so if i just hopped on when they were gonna fight i could quite literally kill two birds with one stone so with my goal in mind i went to bed and now with one day left to prepare i began looking for hearts i'm gonna make a trap i have an idea for a trap it's a pretty simple trap i think it could work out well maybe we just need to pray that no one breaks the floor and i want to see something cool it might be a trap but it might not up to you if you want to take that trust test okay planet says he trusts me that's great i'm so glad planet trusts me hi hi planet lord i have a house just like yours kind of do you want to see it yeah true okay i think i think you'll like it i don't know hi hi hi hi bye boom secret lair come down whoa this is my secret hideout i don't show this to many people what do you think of it that's cool it's like the thing you know yeah are you gonna revamp and make it like a base yeah i think i'm gonna turn it into a base okay the planet come over here [Music] oh i'm so sorry oh my god you had so much stuff on you i feel so bad oh my god okay well it's all still here luckily but oh my god that's so much stuff what why did you have so much stuff on you i trusted you i'm so sorry planet lord i'm so sorry at least my ten choker boxes didn't explode after giving planet all his stuff back and confirming that me and him were still on good turn i set out to find some more people to kill but after an hour of searching i couldn't find anyone so with just eight hearts to my name it was time for me to go up against all my enemies all at once the moment i logged on i was confronted by pear he wanted to know what happened to the tree and why it was missing but before i could even explain myself i was attacked cool this is interesting welcome to minecraft ladies and gentlemen i hope you guys okay wow all right cool all right huh [Music] oh your shield broke [Music] he's going like no okay we chilling we chilling please don't kill me i won't kill you i don't kill you i'll kill you i won't kill you i can assure you i didn't do anything to betray you or take the tree or anything all right i'm a good guy all right do you promise yes i promise i promise i'm on the right side of the law today okay yeah you gotta help me get the tree okay i'll help you get the treat yeah i'll be i'll be your right-hand man all right i got you don't worry i'm i'm prepared so after somehow weaseling my way back onto parrot's side we managed to run into radooms the enemy team leader a little bit of extra lore for you the tree that we're fighting over is the only natural tree that was left in spawn wants to move the tree to a private location where no one can find it while parrot on the other hand wants the tree to be inside of spawn for everybody to see anyways radoons is at 20 whole hearts so we needed to call up some back together we began preparing for the fight to come out hello this is crazy i see a name i see a name i see your name readings readings right there wait cross cross what is the game plan pirate pair what do we do oh i don't know what do you mean go down the tunnel down the tunnel yeah to the left to the left quickly quickly no no no go this way go this way right there go what is there right there though they're right there right they're right above you get down here down the tunnel down the tunnel shift after barely escaping our enemy's ambush we all got together at the end of the tunnel and made one final push towards the enemy oh wait i see i see them i see them there yeah wait they're potted up they're potted up they're potted up there all right guys back to the lingering weakness dude i'm getting so many crits on him yeah redunes is getting low that was happening oh my god go for dawn go for dawn oh okay okay i'm comfortable with that get down get down get down get down get on get on you so low he's so low oh get him he just got blown up one of them just got blocked the other person is so low coming up okay i got the shears all right also i need water wait what we need to pick this up let's pick this up i just poisoned him that was such a good poison i'm gonna eat everything in there i got him okay let's go let's go well i didn't get him but like i like pearled onto him perfectly but i missed he's sailing so despite my efforts radoon's managed to get away but regardless this still counted as a win for us so woogie gave us the coordinates to the tree and we began making our way there now after the adventure of a lifetime me and the boys brought the tree back to spawn and that was the end of the war after this war our temporary alliance kind of broke up recrab and parrots started a war against each other roshambo was just being roshambo and i ladies and gentlemen i've survived being on one heart on the lifesteal smp something that no other member on the server can say thank you for watching and please subscribe this video took forever to make