[Music] yo and this is the guy to do it he is perfect Joe get this guy to have a meeting with you in the bathroom yes how is he how's he going to do this how do you convince someone to come with you to the bathroom how does one even approach the sub as much confidence as I have in you usually Joe I think that this one's going to get you the guy is 2 feet taller than you look at how much bigger this guy is than Joe decisions right all day get him yeah stop him from moving Jo look at the difference in size come on buddy make a move can I uh talk to you real quick in the uh bathroom me yeah what was it [Music] about uh okay I I'm not looking to get my business on the streets of the queen it's just me and you will we'll talk real quick and there's no way just just real quick you can leave the cone out here it we'll be a moment are you serious no no oh my God oh my God you have to be kidding me right now what the hell that's women's there nobody in here it's okay that's women's there's nobody in here he's going do he's going oh my God you son of a [ __ ] you son of a [ __ ] what the hell all right Q this one's yours to lose hey what's up you look like a Habachi monster buai huh all right Q you you you got to get something from downstairs what are you talking about there's no stairs the steps are right in front of you I got more chicken downstairs to go get the chicken downstairs there's no more chicken downstairs no go downstairs chicken let me just go get you a little something from downstairs all right Q walk he sh guys I look like an idiot down here ow he bur himself I burned myself now now just keep looking at different pieces of meat and under your breath say now was this one cooked ask yourself is this one cooked all right all right all right this one cooked this one cooked is this one cooked cooked enough cooked enough cooked enough cooked enough we got to get you guys out of here so we're just going to cook it enough [Music] do I look familiar to you excuse me yeah do I look uh familiar to you at all oh I've never been here before oh you've never been here before not from this job not not from this job Thursday nights I dance at milking studs the strip club down on Route n cuz Thursday night I I dance at uh this male strip club called milking studs huh I could have swore you bought a dance from me yeah I could have sworn that you bought a dance for me uh I do not the milking stud oh okay okay just stop peeling your vest off slow take a take it up uh well we we you know yeah and grind the hips a little buddy you know we do we we have a good Sal selection unbutton one at a [Music] time it looks like you're constipated show her the but you see what you're doing you're 37 years old oh my god oh he's got the strike there you go do the thing you got something on your shirt Boop to this guy's nose you have [Music] the oh my God so so stupid s you see this guy over there charge this guy as fast as you can [Music] go Olay that I scared the this guy's got a hood on in the back go over him pull his hood down and go not inside oh my God excuse me sir you have the policy of the store here looking good happy holiday this one but this though not not inside okay yeah yeah so oh I'm sorry looks great thank you do you do you ever go to a yard sales to find all the time and do you find any good stuff sometimes yeah he doesn't [Music] care uh what is that game you got a bu Boogerman yeah guy going around these fcking boers going around you know hey are you just slap him in the face I would never do something like this it's a slap fight yeah you know he's going that would never do something like that be crazy yeah see there you go this guy is unbreakable level three babe this is level [Music] three in the Genesis I level three Bab we go level three I feel like the games have gotten so complicated it just drives me crazy yeah it drives me crazy this guy's blocking his mouth you very tight Pur lips there's too much going on on the screen and you got like eight different there's like eight different buttons going on you know so crazy getting him I just makes me go crazy just too much try to be as gelatinous as possible I do a little one up top uh just like here it goes he's you want to stay loose just stay lo you want just stay loose how is your body moves like that you want to try it right okay his glove fell all right here we go now remember in fencing now remember in fencing keep your friends close keep your friends close and your enemas closer and your enem closer I think you mean enemies no I'm anous so I'm going to show you how I start off I'm going to show you how I start off so the sword in the air Sal do a 360° spin catch it and yell Top Banana okay this is how I usually start I start I like to start with a little flare it's fun so I'll come out and I'll [Music] go tough banana yeah I want to do a new hairstyle and I want to get it all I to get my hair DED green y stretch his face out you mind if I take the glasses off for a second yeah yeah thanks I didn't want to hurry so you wanted to you want these two sides no squish his face together my recommendation would be to do like a green here and then a green back here and then you want to do some green in the two greens here with a black so five strips you put the glass back on now just start popping a chair sorry let me just get that so you can look they reverse the chair on [Music] me it's something like you're going to want five like that Joe try and try and hook him up with your ugly cousin what's this for you going on a date cuz I got a cousin Belinda we call her Bala uh they call her her nickname's Bala but she's got a heart of gold B Bala she's a little bit she's a little round she's got a wooden leg it's a hoot she got a wooden leg but it's a hoot it comes to a point the leg comes to a point though she's got like a little bit when she saet it's nice I think you would take it she looks like a trash bag full of mango pulp if I'm going to be honest with you she looks like a trash bag full of fresh mango pulp uh Vinnie Vinnie Joe good to meet you man nice to meet you Joe keep having Min orgasms how's your day going Vin just got here live in Connecticut uh how long's that train ride take 3 hours 3 hours that's a long time oh God we're only like 82 miles 82 miles wow [Laughter] uh do you play any sports or anything no I just I just threw my leg out trying to do a joke I really hurt myself all right so let's get your cheekbones people call me a monster cuz I paint nude characteres of myself and leave him at hotels jeez well a lot of people call me a monster because I paint nude pictures of myself and I leave them in hotel rooms the papers call me monster nude monster monster well the papers called me a monster nude monster leave self-portraits across New York City hotels that's how and that's how you get known you put your name you know I put my name on the map and now I'm doing characters here on the boardwalk yeah all right Joe here we go and there you go okay what do you what do you say right it's good D that's too much it's too much no tip no tip he doesn't want it and no tip have a good day Bud $100 cash if you run your fingers through his chest ha this is not the bit bu cash cash I would do that this is you got the get the I have a hair chest too I got I trim I trim mine though you you let yours grow out like that out oh god oh yeah go out mine doesn't I shave mine you see yours you go right in anyway thanks so [Music] much I'm about to get $100 I just I just got 100 bucks cash I actually feel a little nauseous about what I just I'm still surprised every day with this show hello guys how are you you today we go from A to Z guys make sure they understand that you don't provide sour cream at the weddings we can do floral arrangements DJs bands um we help with catering we do not provide sour cream that's something we're adamant about but uh I don't think she understood about the sour cream we help plan honeymoons theme weddings engaging parties everything we have to stress yeah there no sour cream we like to have fun here we like to have fun here for instance we call it the bridal party for instance we call it in all our literature the bridal FY wow are your dates close together uh she didn't book yet so I'm in August which one's [Laughter] pregnant you guys are both Brides huh yeah oh that's that's it that's it thanks yeah SC what is your name Jose Jose try to get him in the middle of the street hey come out of here Jose come on budy on all right keep going keep going do the interview right in the middle all right today on stream Gap we're talking with and we're going to be talking about your favorite movies which's one of your favorite movies get further out get further out Perks of Being a Wallflower Perks of Being a Wallflower what is that what is that about um it's a lot of kids going what come on um this is Brian Quinn for screen gab with Jose thank you buddy scoop SK potatoes scoop skip potatoes scoop skip potatoes ah scoop skip potato scoop skip potato scoop scop potato scop skip potato scop skip potato SC skip potato scop skip potato B it's potato flying everywhere scoop SK potato you want the scoop SK you got pot you want the SC get you get pot the chickens to make them laugh so they don't care yes where's it going SC SK oh oh St skip Bas who want scoop skis I got potatoes who got the scoop skis I got [Music] potatoes my God that's a that's a taste of Victory right there martial arts last one last last one buddy last [Applause] one damn look at that Landing it's got some good [Music] form s do you want to get up and do some karate moves s show them your moves show your moov mov come on buddy watch this be [Music] that I could take in a fight I could take you in a fight we know that and they CL [Applause] the crowd hates you they applauded that the 12-year-old was going to beat you [Music] [Applause] up can you give me a short list of things on your New York City bucket list I never been to the Statue of Liberty oh look at that to Sure say spring break he have so much good comedy that he's hitting his own face with his boo Carolin is great so have you ever been to a concert in a park when she did Central Park that had to be millions of people a million people oh there always been millions of people there I mean I just was uh open uming bubbles my last concert in Central Park was sing yeah who s wow muray held strong yeah look at face contempla uh in Central Park then there was and it's uh stunk beagle no [Music] okay Irish o African is there Irish o African [Music] is got him got a cowabanga Peppermill cowabanga Peppermill oh Indian yeah simy can't stand your bits junor is there a simy can't stand your bits junor Henny cabbage head Henny Henny cabbage head Terren list that you gave me is this for for everybody or we just no because they're looking for a guy who took a tit guy no there's no guy who took a tit up [Music] here we got uh shardy waffles shardy waffles no all right let me just get through these I guess we got us secret secret agent Randy beans are you here secret agent Randy beans yeah I guess you wouldn't let me know if you're a secret agent Randy beans I'm afraid I'm afraid you might be in a gang I'm afraid you might be the gang how do you get through that one that's you Kenneth Kenneth they're ready for you Joe's First costume hello who are you what is your first an Ask name is Boris bnck look at mustache so obviously a fake mustache and where are you from mother Ria Mother Russia mother and how would you describe your experience here today uh the room was a bit stuffy sty you're wearing a fern coat [Music] well done she had no clue did you enjoy next character she's back what is your first and last name it's uh Joe Anne oh Joe how would you describe your experience here today um it was great I learned about some uh cool apps there was like a female which is a women's only email you look really weird I freaked out yeah if you guys don't have the 11 I could try the 11 and A2 a shoe has been removed [Music] I touch the are these These are Uggs you H the register is over here are these for sale how much are these oh these are yours oh oh my God I'm so sorry man women's six no I was buying them from so what happens is I I keep shoes like that near my door cuz I go out I have some fun play a little basketball and then when I come back in I right bye Brian okay excuse me can you do me a favor could you take a picture of me oh yeah thank you so much I just want to do a one quick selfie yeah there you go what happed first one so close should I is it kneeling good or no get him get him think it's good that's oh if we just see the uh if we turn it sideways you want to hold on a second if we turn it sideways then I can get like the whole the whole thing and I and I'll stand this [Music] time oh that was just close I don't know what he's doing but that's funny all right thank you thank you so much thank you all right thanks guys really I appreciate you taking a time I know there's a lot of lot of stuff I got it with the bule he got the how bad would you guys feel if this place is about to get robbed and they come and they're like okay first we got to kill the security guard would we air it Joe the woman to your left will sneak by the aisle [Music] now army crawl [Music] back look [Music] at do a canoo [Music] [Laughter] [Music] backwards whis Buy on a walker [Music] trailer [Music] trailer she's behind you [Music]