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Social Dynamics in a Wealthy School

Scratchy, it's a new shirt? Yeah, brand new. You'll get used to it. Hope so. Here we go.

It's beautiful, huh? I suppose. Is this about the size you'll be needing?

I made it work. Spotless. I'll be here to get dusty.

This abandoned piece of Nirvana can all be yours for the low monthly price of $200. Dollars? No, Monopoly money.

What else do you think, genius? Hey! Give me the hat back!

Oh, oh! Give me the hat! Come on!

So I can get to class! You're clearly bullying him. You gonna do anything about that? Stop franking, Paul.

I value my job, thank you. What does that mean? That means they're the second and third top donors in this academy.

That means they practically own the school. How do you know that the second and third were just here? Take a look at that plaque in the hallway.

Now they can't be touched. School is divided into two categories. The haves and the wish-they-get-haves.

Yeah, that's great. Rich and poor. Good to know the dynamics here. See, the rich kids pay for the poor kids.

kids that means they have all the power they also insist on having a plaque with their name on it so the school knows the value in place gotta love a power trip listen uh do with the place or not Pleasure doing business. I look forward to seeing what you do. Gentlemen, spoils of war.

How about it? Enjoy. Spoils of war? Since when is vacationing in the Swiss Alps a diplomatic procedure? It is when your parents book you a room in the East Wing, and you want your brothers in the West.

Mmm, that is amazing. Compliments to the Swiss. They know their chocolates and their switchblades.

You think that hits the spot? Check out these macaroons I got from this phenomenal French bistro. My mother, she's thinking about flying the baker out.

out here to cater our graduation. That was bomb. You think these are bomb? Wait till you try these cannolis.

The Italians have a way with food. If I'd have known we'd be feasting before class, I would have got us some lattes to wash it all down with. All right, all right. My turn.

Baklava. For my family's vacation in Turkey. Honey's so buttery, it'll make your eyes water. Trust me.

Trust me. That is out of this world. Makes me forget about my nut allergy. Almost.

I'm good. I'm good. Okay. Hmm.

Think you can top that one, Jordan? Yeah, I think- Your family go on some multinational tour or something? Yeah, which destination had the best food? Well, kinda hard to talk the taste of 12 different countries all in one presentation, so...

I thought, obviously, why not try them all? Hmm. Are these all different chocolates?

From 12 different countries. And you guys get to have them all. Wow.

That's awesome, dude. I wish my parents were rich enough to vacation in more than one country. The only other thing my parents got us were these stupid watches. Like, they don't know that my cell phone tells me the time.

Must be cool to be that rich, man. Thanks. Hold on. He's from Turkey.

You know I was in Turkey, dude. Why didn't you hit me up? Could've hung out.

Actually, we were just there for an afternoon. My dad had some business calls and he had a run off. He was talking to the ambassador or something.

Otherwise, I totally would've. Whoa, hey, watch it! Of course, the baklava. That's it.

No more for you guys. Hi, class. Welcome back. This week, we have a new senior who just enrolled. I want you all to give a nice, warm welcome to Kim.

Hi. I don't know what to say. Please, take a seat. Well, I've graded your test. Overall, good job.

Excellent, Jordan. Blew the curve. Come by later. I can help. Yo, is this sparkling water?

Only the best for my clients. Clients, what kind of service do you provide? Anything. Whatever you want, I can make it happen.

Look, I don't know if you know this yet, being the new guy here, Kim, but my parents can pretty much get me whatever I want. Pretty well. Ah, okay. So then they can get you an A on your next exam.

Uh... Well... Maybe not that.

Did you get me there? I guarantee it. How? It's not your concern. How much?

$200. Deal. That's a bargain.

It is? It is. Certainly.

My parents give me $10,000 for every AMI report card. So? Give me that A. Alright.

You got it. That's it. It's the answer sheet to the test next week. What?

Me? How'd you get that? I paid to solve problems, not explain my process now. Does anyone else have any other problems they need me to solve? Yes sir!

Yes! I need an A on my test next week. Yes, A-lin. Yeah. S-A?

You can have everything you want Don't stop, show up Watch them all get wild This is Tell Everyone What you want, what you want, what you do, if you want it You can have everything you want Pleasure doing business again, gentlemen, okay? We'll be in touch, reach back out if you need anything else Hey, tell a friend to tell a friend about it, alright? Hey, uh...

What about your pal Jordan? You guys think he might need any of my services? Jordan? Are you serious?

I mean, he's like the richest guy in school. He has everything he could ever need. I hear his parents have a guest room for his guests'guests.

You mean like multiple bedrooms? No, no, it's different. I don't think it is.

You guys, seen the place? I was supposed to go to his place the other day, but then his dad had to fly to Rome for a meeting, so he had to reschedule. That's weird. Wasn't his dad in Cairo last month when he canceled our sleepover?

He was, yeah. Jordy! Hey!

Ah, not sure if the others told you about me, but I actually offer services to anyone for......a fee. So if you ever have a, uh, task or project you need help with. Yo! Joey!

What's up fellas? Just talking to the fellas and we realized we haven't had a game night in a while. Oh, yeah. I guess with all of our different family vacations, it's been a while, huh?

You free tonight? Count me in. Meeting at Dave's?

Actually, my parents are repainting the foyer, so we can't because of the fumes. I'm banned from bringing guests over on weekdays. All right. What about...

What about your place? You live central to all of us. We could all just meet at yours.

Perfect. We could. But my dad works at home and video games get too loud for him.

Didn't you just tell Sam that your dad flew to Rome for a trip? Yeah. Right.

You know, I must have checked my calendar wrong. So we can go to yours. Um...

Oh! Wait, I can't have guests over! You know, someone might break something.

My family has a lot of valuable art pieces laying around the house. Like... Picasso's and stuff.

Picasso's. Picasso's. No worries.

We can just hang in your room. Great. You guys want to pregame some snacks and food before we go?

And, uh, Jordan, should we all just meet at yours? Where's your, uh, car? I thought you had a Rolls Royce.

It's, um, getting an oil change at the shop. Oil change. But don't leave for me.

I'll see y'all later, okay? Looking forward to it. Up on the ride, fellas. Let's roll.

And that's why we're the best in the business. Absolute- I am so proud of you. And whenever I see the great work you're accomplishing at school, I can't help but smile. Your father's really proud of you too.

Aren't you, hon? I found a receipt labeled World Chocolates for five boxes. You don't know anything about this, do you? Jordan, what do we talk about frivolous spending?

Um... Not. And you bought this on my card?

We said only use my card for emergencies. Now can I trust you or do I need to change my PIN number? I'm sorry. We're not financially where we used to be.

I'm sorry that's my fault. We have loans to pay or else... Sweetheart. We just need to start making better decisions around here from here on out. You hear me?

Now go get changed and washed up. Your mom worked hard on dinner and we don't want to upset her. Let's go!

It's alright, dear. What about the money? We have that part-time gig lined up together. Just waiting for them to call, that'll help.

You're right. I have to believe that. Me and the boys are super excited to hang out tonight. Text us your address. We'll be there at 8. Sound good?

Later, dude. Looking forward to it. Can't wait to see your guest guest. Promise you won't break anything! I can't promise.

Kim Soultz and Kim here. Uh, it's Jordan. Um...

needing to rent a mansion nearby. Do your services also include day rentals? Uh, yeah. Can help with that.

Any reason you need a mansion for a day? Don't you live in like a super nice place, or... My parents are really strict on guests, and I can't have any accidents. Do you think you can help? Uh, got you.

Well, I got your back. In fact, I have a really nice listing that has services that include two-house staff workers. Only a thousand a night? Oh, one K? Have anything cheaper?

Well, you know, I'm gonna be honest with you, Jordan, nothing else looks as good. I mean, you don't want your boys questioning the place, right? Right. I'll get you the thousand.

Great, great. I'll confirm the staff have the place ready in the hour. Pleasure doing business.

No, thank you. You're a lifesaver. Alright.

Thank you. So your boss sent you off to do his dirty work? My... pops? Your father owes our boss a hundred grand.

Stole him some bad investments. Said they were guaranteed to work out. All investments run a risk.

Nothing's guaranteed. Told your dad next time he sees this. It's time to collect.

I have nothing to do with that. Let me pass. Sure.

If you have our money. I don't have it! I'm sure you got something.

Stop it. Don't hurt me. Hurt ya?

We're just looking for a little cash, buddy. Check into the pocket. Oh, we got something here.

Cops, cops, cops, cops, cops! Great, you're right on time. Yeah, your guests will be here soon. Thanks for doing this. And I hope my purchase also includes your confidentiality.

I can't have the guys know what I'm about to do. Get up! Dude, place is awesome!

Is that a fountain out front? I want one of those. What's Kim doing here?

Is he joining us for guys night? Yeah, that's it. Well, come on in, guys.

Let me give you a tour. Nice digs. I've seen bigger though. Well, it's just one of our houses.

Definitely not the biggest. Is that right? What was that?

Uh, it's probably just the wait staff, right? They, uh, said they're about to service dinner. They greeted me when I first arrived, said to meet in the dining room for supper.

Of course. Let's all go to the dining room. Mom?

Dad? Ah, your parents aren't here. Just the kitchen staff. What are you talking about, man? Hey, what are we waiting for?

Let's eat, huh? So, uh... We got any booze? Uh... Serve the alcohol?

Did you not hear? Jordan gave you an order. You want to get fired? Come on!

Come on! So we're just supposed to serve our son alcohol? I think we should just keep quiet until we figure out what's going on. Remember, we're here to work. If we make the guy who hired us upset, he's never gonna hire us again.

I knew I was gonna regret this. Ten servants serve pretend alcohol. Finally! Thank goodness.

Thank you. Wait a minute. Thank you. Is this apple juice? Are your servants trying to trick us?

So sorry. It must be a bad batch. Understatement of the week. Make sure it's right this time.

What the heck, Jordan? What are we doing? It must have been a mistake. Spirit.

Frontier. I'm a big Frontier guy. Family. I've been having fun, yes. Thank you.

Ah, there it is. Alright, alright. A toast.

To Jordan. To Jordan. Thanks fellas.

Cheers. Glad I could be here. Mmm. Just what you prescribed.

It's smooth. I think Dave needs another drink. He's way too sober.

You know what? What I can't stand is disrespect. I mean, I gave you an order.

Order. You're a servant. That's your job. Do it. Yeah, yeah, I feel you.

Sure they make enough money. Otherwise, why not be on Wall Street or a rocket scientist? I mean, that's easy too.

Yeah, I do wonder... about that sometimes. Jordan's lucky his parents are out of town tonight.

Mine drive me crazy. Sure. Mine too. How about you, Kim?

Do your parents drive you nuts? I'm gonna go look for Jordan. And now we're supposed to clean up after your friends?

Sorry. Why didn't you tell me this was the job you were on? We didn't know.

And how are you affording all this? You've got some explaining to do. Why did you hire my parents?

I didn't know initially that they were. They answered my job listing. This is too bizarre. I don't understand. Man, why did you want to fake this home as yours?

Because we don't live in a mansion anymore. My dad's an investor and he made some bad calls. We lost everything.

I'm sorry. I know how the poor kids are treated at school. So I knew I had to keep pretending. Wait, but your name is listed first on the school plaque. How is that even possible?

They update those at the beginning of the year. And we still had money and made donations. Trust me. If I wasn't a senior next year, my name would be removed. Like, perfectly.

You're being... some other guy. I know.

And that other guy doesn't have the nicest of friends. Frank? Come on. He's not your friend.

To him, you're competition. And you're better than that, Jordan. Bold statement coming from the guy selling test scores to students. I have my reason for my hustle.

Yeah. Yeah. What's that?

Hey guys, check this out. Dude! What? Is that a taser?

Yeah. I found it in the cabinet. Is it real?

Why don't you ask Dave if it's real? You wanna find out? Frank?

Put that away. Nobody wants to get hurt. Oh... Maybe just a little bit. Wonder how much you can take?

I'm fine with not knowing. Don't be a wimp. It's not a toy. I know. I hope it's the real deal.

Oh no! Seriously, this is getting crazy! Come on. A little crazy is not so bad.

You can take it. Oh, just a little jolt? Come on! You got this.

No! That sounds really dumb. Oh, come on. You got this! I really don't want to.

Oh, dumb. Oh, come on. Freak!

Stop! It's not cool. Alright, alright.

You got it. Look at that! Freak! Quit!

You're insane! Oh! Oh! I'm insane! Leave him alone!

Who said you could talk to me, huh? Dad! Dad? You're a bully, Frank! And a jerk!

He's knocked out. Alive. Someone contact the authorities or call an ambulance ASAP. Keep his neck straight and his head back.

You know all about this. My mom suffers from seizures. We had to place her in special care.

I worked this side hustle so I can pay the bills. I didn't mean to. He came out of nowhere.

And that's your dad? Why is he pretending to be your servant? I don't understand. I know. I lied to impress you guys, okay?

Because you treat everybody below you like second-class citizens. I'm sorry. I didn't know I...

Paramedics are on the way. Um, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being so ashamed of who I was.

I created this mess to hide from it. I'm so sorry. I don't want to hide behind the lies anymore. You're dead!

Scram about! Scram about! Closing up shop I see. I don't need it anymore. Since your dad's nurse offered to visit my mom after sessions.

That's why I was doing all this in the first place. I'm a mom. Does it feel good to be rich again? I still can't believe how much money Frank's parents had to pay you. From what I hear, it was a big chunk of their money.

Hopefully being poor is gonna humble him. I'm sure some of the guys are gonna miss having your services. Just out of curiosity, how did you get those answer keys? Who said they were actual, real answer keys? You mean, with the answers you gave Frank, they were fake?

I made them up. I mean, listen, dude, I only use my powers for good, not evil. What do you mean I failed all my classes?

How is that possible? Is that Frank? I think so.