if we hit six goals on this stream six goals all right we'll order the Minecraft meal today we'll order both but we have to hit six goals so that's what $900 if we H $900 of support on this stream we will order both meals today live on the show okay that's awesome in what world is that awesome like in what conceivable universe is anybody giving DSP of all people $900 to eat a goddamn cheeseburger like not even awesome just realistic it's just crazy so thank you for coming out to the video everybody I hope you guys have a great rest of your day and I you know I'm just messing with you I'm going to spend another 20 minutes talking about DSP like having the G the nerve to ask his viewers to give him $900 for a cheeseburger now you might be wondering you might be wondering holy [ __ ] that can't be real you heard it it's real not only that but later on in the video he actually asks for $1,800 and adds something else on there that's so crazy like you you wouldn't believe it right and I'm going to spoil it right now because for $900 you can get a cheeseburger or well you can't get it but you can watch DSP eat it and then he'll shave his little beard thing he has which isn't really even a [ __ ] beard and then if you give him $1,800 he'll take his shirt off wow why does he think this is a selling point why does he think any of this is a selling point but especially the shirt thing I mean like I know that I know the trolls would probably love it to have pictures of DSP without his shirt on to put into thumbnails for years to come in that aspect it'd be pretty funny but nobody and I mean nobody in their right mind would ever give you $1800 to do so DSP has been around for so long now and still it feels like he doesn't know what he's doing he's just trying to make video game videos that nobody watches and he hopes that one of these days they're going to stick and start making him a whole lot more money than he's making right now recently he started trying to get out of his comfort zone a little bit doing shows with the guys from Kino casino and Phil the entire time couldn't see that it was one big troll to him bunch of insults towards his wife and all that as he sat there and giggled along with it those guys played Phil like a fiddle and Phil somehow thinks now this is all one Big W for him but if it was I'd imagine you wouldn't be asking people for $900 so you can get some McDonald's meal listen I've talked enough you need to hear this coming from the horse's mouth itself so here's the deal um today let's keep that momentum rolling shall we let's hit that goal again let's get closer to the Minecraft meal now I'm sure you all want the Deets don't you you want the Deets I'll give you the Deets cuz I have the deets you ready for the Deets why do I keep saying Deets here it is the Minecraft movie meal released today in the United States and it's no joke it's actually real here it is you can either get the Big Mac or the 10piece McNugget meal what comes with it a Big Mac Sandwich fries and your choice of soft drink in a Minecraft themed box with a toy now looking at this toy I'll be honest with you isn't it just Grim's head right does that is that supposed to be anything from Minecraft that looks like Grimace is severed head doesn't it I think the one thing you can take away from Phil's stream almost immediately is that this is one of the most charismatic men of all time like listen to the way he reads out that order it just kind of made me want to go get the Minecraft meal but I don't like how he talked down on that Grimace to I don't think I've gotten a toy at McDonald's since I was like 9 years old but this one right here the meatwad the the meatwad Grimace Minecraft block out of this world 10 out of 10 I'm all about the Minecraft Grimace [ __ ] meatwad thing and that's the toy that they're giving out in the meal I don't get it I am a little confused am I missing something supposedly there's six different toys it says that there there's one of six different they're not calling it toys they're calling it Collectibles oh no those aren't toys those are Collectibles cuz you're an adult and adults don't play with toys we all know this right so you can either get the Big Mac or you can get 10 McNuggets and they actually have a new nether flame sauce specifically for this Minecraft menu so what I'm thinking I might do is I might order the Big Mac Minecraft meal but then I might order a side of nuggets like maybe like a four piece nuggets and then get the nether flame sauce with it so I can basically try the real meal but also the flavor of the new sauce that they're adding just for the Minecraft collaboration all right or maybe I'll buy two meals maybe I'll buy both the nuggets and the Big Mac meal and I'll get two different Collectibles maybe well jeez I [ __ ] hope you would Phil I mean you're you're asking for $900 for two value meals from McDonald's and what about your wife cat she needs to eat two so like you're not thinking of all the logistics of this McDonald's meal yeah I don't have no clue I mean it says nether Fire Sauce or flame sauce so you would think that it's spicy right I mean it would make sense if it were spicy I don't know why they would call it another flame sauce and it would be like sweet that would be kind of weird I really hope McDonald's has this sauce like just specifically to troll Phil so when he dips one of his nuggets in there like oh it's a sweet and sour sauce and all the McDonald's workers are cackling like if we get $900 to support on this stream we will order both meals today live on the show okay that's awesome limited time only no no April fools that I will if we hit $900 support on this stream I will order both Minecraft movie meals okay that's no lie that's no joke now also oh by the way what I was going to say was how much is it I looked it up in the app are you ready for this these meals cost $17 and change each I'm going to repeat myself these meals the Big Mac Minecraft meal or the 10 McNuggets meal they cost $17 and change each at McDonald's it's a standard combo it's either nuggets or a sandwich with fries and a drink $117 and change what is going on with American food and people say that inflation ain't real nobody says that I mean come on you can go to the grocery store and see that it's real Phil look $17 for a meal is absurd I mean not if you're at a restaurant or anything but for this specific McDonald's meal yeah absolutely batshit insane but I think he's looking at the delivery price now still insane now also let's also take into consideration that he's asking $900 for this meal doesn't seem so insane anymore cuz at the end of the day what is the true value here like what type of insight can you give on this cheeseburger and the french fries and this Grimace toy that like you know any other normal person can't do like Phil said you might be asking yourself how much does this cost and it's like I do a terrible DSP impression but U but like you might be asking yourself why does this guy think people care about seeing him eat this food I don't know like back in the day he had this food eating series like DSP tries it I think maybe it was another name I'm sorry my if my DSP lure is a bit off but like he thinks like people want to go back to these Glory Days where he was eating like Taco Bell or something on camera and he just doesn't understand that nobody gives a [ __ ] like to him this is a big deal this is a really big deal the fact that he's about to to wrap his lips around that cheeseburger is massive to him the appeal is off the charts in his mind but to any normal person like me and you it's like Phil knock it off like for real knock it off Phil you do not need to be given $900 to go to McDonald's you can just do it like if you want a cheeseburger that bed field just go that's wild and this is real I'm not joking if we hit $900 of support by the end of this stream that's right this stream I'm on right now so if we raise 900 bucks on this stream all right I will shave my beard I'm not going to shave my hair but I will shave my beard completely and we will have clean faed fill with no beard for the first time since 2010 the first time in 15 years I will have no beard in my content to celebrate my return to Connecticut yes today only this stream only you will have clean shaven Phil so let's get going let's get some support rolling $900 raise on this stream including the podcast and the sweet Coden portion 900 bucks let's go I will shave my beard now this just seems like a blatant scam the McDonald's one's egregious but you don't even have a beard like what beard are you speaking of you have this weird patch of hair under your mouth I don't even know what to call that it's not a beard it's not a you have a mustache but you don't have a beard and I don't know why why you think again this is a selling point you're saying for the first time in 15 years you will be clean shaven if you said you're just going to go clean shaven I'd understand it but why do you keep emphasizing beard when you do not have one so still this is apparently $900 in value to him the McDonald's meal seeing him eat it on stream and shaving that off now he won't do that on stream as he'll he'll tell you in a little bit he'll go to the bathroom and come back and uh you won't get to see him shave it off himself which to me honestly just diminishes it a little bit like it loses it at least $150 worth of value right there and this is where I come to you guys watching this video and this is a dead ass question I'm I'm serious about this do you think seeing DSP or seeing any Creator eat a cheeseburger and shave off the little facial hair they have would you would you pay $900 for that now listen I mean he's not asking one person to give him 900 he's asking for you know the whole group there to crowdfund 900 but like would you pay for that like would you put money in the pot for anybody to do that so now we're up to 22 bucks of support and climbing thank you very much Beaver bother TI the $150 and says here is my contribution towards the clean shave goal well thanks Beaver bother $150 now if only we could get another 800 of those would be good this reminds me a bit of that video that was going viral a few weeks ago with that Pastor Marvin sap like at the gospel singer or some [ __ ] but he was like talking to his whole congregation he's like listen I need 40K pay so if all of you give like 20 bucks that'd be great and actually we're going to lock the [ __ ] doors and you're not leaving until we raise this 40K like listen we need this [ __ ] and that's it's kind of what Phil's doing here now I don't think he's lock in the doors you can click off his stream at any time but he kind of he's doing the same type of premise like just a dollar from all of y'all and this McDonald's meal would be in my belly all right we're currently up to $24 support I believe you're withholding for the foreseeable future well you're a fool today is the day not to withhold but to partake to give to support because you want to see the Minecraft meals and you want to see me shave today don't you Swiss treats did a $347 uh Super Chat and says everyone donate $347 and we'll hit this goal well thank you Swiss treats indeed if everyone watching did donate that we would hit the goal that's correct so now we're up to 27 bucks of support in climbing thank you Swiss treats people are skeptical because it's April 1st and the deal is too good to be true what you wait a minute let me get this straight you think that for $900 of support on one stream that I wouldn't shave this beard that I would not order the Minecraft meal are you nuts dude that's $900 in one stream that's crazy amounts of support of of course I would shave the beard and of course I would order the meal right now what you're nuts to be fair it just kind of shows like you know how skeptical anybody is to send you money cuz even though it was April Fool's Day when this was happening everybody knew there was a good chance you could flake out on it Phil is somebody who's not to be trusted everyone knows that he's uh he's the king snake as he puts it now maybe I'm giving Phil a little bit too much credit here in my mind if he was given that $900 which oh just wait till the end of this video uh you know yeah I think he would have done it I think he would have ran right to McDonald's and got that meal like zero hesitation at all you have to understand this beard my beard goes back fast within like three days like right now this is two days of stubble I shaved um Sunday morning yeah I shaved Sunday morning and look within a few days my whole beard would grow back anyway so I would absolutely 100% go clean shaving for $900 of support on today stream I absolutely would well congrats to Phil for giving people absolutely zero reason now to want to see him shave whatever beard he has on his chin there like he's saying you know it doesn't matter it'll be back in a day or two so who gives a [ __ ] Phil like why would anybody do this and you're like you're actively encouraging them not to do it when you say [ __ ] like that no I'm not shaving my hair that I'm not doing my hair stays but the beard can go today but today only you must support the stream $900 on this stream beard is gone and we do the Minecraft meals all right but only today no instead how about this instead of counter proposing other things and asking for more how about you just accept the deal and you support it and you give the support to get what I offer cuz you're not getting anything else everyone well can I get this too will you do this too will you do this no no cuz you need even support anyway I'm not giving you anything I'm going to give you what I said the deal is for 900 bucks of support on this stream by the end of the stream I will shave my beard completely off and I will order both Minecraft meals and we will do the Minecraft tsp Tri it right now unboxing both checking out two different Collectibles and all that live on this very stream that's the deal I'm not going to entertain any ridiculous offers I know you guys are probably joking no I'm not sending you hair in a bag I'm not going to you know you guys are ridiculously weird you know the offer 900 bucks raised by the end of this stream so we have a while remember this stream's going to go till 400 p.m. so we have 4 hours if in four hours we raise 900 bucks all right not only will I be doing both Minecraft meals for DSP Tri it at the end of this stream but I'll also shave my beard entirely you bunch of peasants asking for more more like like he's giving you plenty like he is not tacking anything on this deal and I love how he's talking down to the fools who dared question him like he's such a prick he really is like I cover some of the most grading people you'll ever hear on this channel like Andy ditch Toof fichu and Phil is taking the cake right now constantly talking about this $900 and how much he wants it and this is like like this is clearly an edited video over on snort Hogan's Channel by the way Link in the description below but Phil this is all like one half an hour maybe 45 minute segment and he just keeps going on and on about well we made this much money well now we're at like $24 hey now 27 we're getting there guys like imagine a stream like this where the guy is just like Hawking at the super chats waiting to announce that more dollars have been raised like maybe if this was a charity drive that'd be different but it's just for you to get some McDonalds and and to and to clean your beard too which you should just do anyway it looks horrible against not even a beard why did I just say it he's been saying it so much now it's ingrained onto me it's not even a beard but you should like like you know clean that up cuz it looks very unkempt no alific it's this stream oh my Lord why are people so confused why are people so confused how many times do I have to repeat myself this stream only from now till 400 p.m. when the stream goes offline if I raise $900 to support on this stream I will order both Minecraft meals from McDonald's do a side-by-side taste test unboxing them plus showing both toys off going to shave the beard live on stream how would I do that exactly you want to you want me to how would I do that I wouldn't be able to see myself shaving and where's the hair going to go no I'm going to shave in the bathroom and come back like right now if someone did a $900 tip and by the way it has to be someone I I trust cuz if I get a $900 tip from someone Anonymous I don't know they could charge it back I don't believe that [ __ ] okay okay so not only does he need $900 but it has to be from a trusted Source because he is not dealing with no trollery today like he's not going to have somebody charge back after he has provided the most premier content anybody could ever see like after he eats that burger he has earned that $900 and it would be it would be a shame if any troll took that from him I'm not going to sit here and advocate for chargebacks cuz it is a dick move but for Phil to be so worried about this when he's asking for such a like a ridiculous request in the first place is so rich to hear but if I had you know some contributions came in they had or Subs can't be refunded super chats can't be refunded right if I got $900 to support I would literally go leave for five minutes shave my whole beard off and come right back I want to talk about this 100 goal celebration because right now we're at 84 right and by the way momentum has stopped we haven't had a contribution in 15 minutes it's it's time to pick it up if we're going to hit number one if we're going to hit a goal on this stream which we've always hit the goal playing Su Coden if we're going to hit a goal we got to keep that momentum going we've already got our first tips we've actually got a big super chat we got one sub let's get our first membership of the day let's get some more subs over on K let's keep that momentum rolling Let's get someone to beat the top tip of five bucks Let's get someone to beat the top Super Chat of 10 let's keep it rolling right we want to make it possible we want to hit the goal so we're currently at 32 bucks of support guys I'll be honest we're not doing very good pacing here to hit 900 bucks we're not we're not on the right pacing to get this the face shaved and to get the Minecraft DP Tri it on this stream one time only offer that we will do it on this stream and I will shave I've never offered to shave before I will never offer to shave again one time only offering the shave if we hit 900 bucks on this stream so we got to make it happen now Paul for a second and look at this smug bastard snapping his fingers at his audience telling them to come on pick up the pace get that money in my wallet we're not doing too good guys I'm over here talking about how I need money and you guys aren't giving me the money you guys aren't doing your job and he's talking about like he's playing this game s coulden right and I know it's some it's like an RPG or something but like who cares why does you like what does you playing that game do for people like why does Phil playing suin make me want to give money to Phil like there's nothing there it's like his reactions aren't funny he's not really entertaining like not even not really entertaining he's not entertaining at all and he just sits there plays the game looks and waits till he gets a tip and reacts to it that's about it there's really like there's I don't get how he can continue doing this and just wondering why people don't donate to him you just being there and existing to play a video game doesn't give people any incentive to want to support that and give you money who's going to start dropping the hundos who's going to drop a hundo right now $100 super chat right now boom who's going to do it uh Beaver bother with a $150 tip can you shave one centimeter of your beard so we know it's not April fools no stupid for $900 of support randomly get 900 bucks of support guys let's get some more momentum and support going let's get it rolling we want to first of all we want to hit $900 by the end of this stream in the meantime let's hit at least one goal as you know every single time that I've played Su Coden we have hit the goal I can't believe that that's wild to me that we did like I never would have expected that but let's do it let's hit the goal on this stream let's get it going right now let's get some support how about let's hit the $150 goal by the end of the podcast we got a half an hour let's hit it by the end of the show then we can work on the other 750 while I'm playing s cot there we go that sounds like a plan to me he literally can't help himself it's all money talk it's all talk about how much you're going to give him like he doesn't give a [ __ ] that he's offering people like nothing in return it's all about the fact that we need to hit that goal guys like I don't know what like what does it do for these people giving him money like what does Phil think it does this is all so confusing to me in Phil's mind right because he's there because he's live and because he's playing a game you then have to support him since he is in his mind providing you entertainment it doesn't matter if you like him or if you don't like him he's doing his job so you should support him people won't just donate to you Phil cuz you're live and you feel like it's a chore they'll donate to you if you're providing them something that they can actually laugh at and like actually enjoy watching and if they like you which basically everybody does not because they see your attitude it's a horrible one and he'll never he'll never get out of this he really won't he'll be [ __ ] 70 years old on YouTube trying to beg people for a little bit more money so he can have his Cream of Wheat navv over on Kick says if you go shirtless like rtu I'll back you all right but the way it works is you contribute and then I take the shirt off right that's what rtu does so if you get me to $900 actually no $900 is just for the shape if you get me to $1800 if you double the goal and we hit ,8 $100 today I will take my shirt off live on stream there you go for $1,800 I will take my shirt off there we go but let's get to tier one the tier one goal is 900 for me to shave let's do that first okay who's going to be our new top Tipper and beat the $5 tip who's going to be the new top Super chatter and beat the $10 Super Chat can we get more than just one gifted sub over on Kick be great $1,800 for Phil to take his shirt off like review Tech USA let me say this I said in the beginning that Phil probably wouldn't scam people like by shaving his beard and eating the McDonald's meal like I bet you he would have done that for 900 but somewhere in his mind I feel like Phil would have had too much pride and even if he was given that 1800 he wouldn't have taking off his shirt which I mean it's a very DSP thing to do but I guarantee you if he was given that money no chance in hell he would have done it but he wasn't given that thank God but you know what he was given 750 by some random guy the next day like who the [ __ ] really like if you're that guy be ashamed of yourself after seeing everything you've seen in this video today and Phil's Ultra begging how would you like sleep at night knowing that you were the one who then put this money in his pocket so he could eat that McDonald's meal while spitting in your face that's crazy so Phil did get his money he got that 900 he desperately wanted and uh yeah that's that what a terrible ending to this video right like usually we don't really have Happy Endings here but this time it's it's definitely not one of them but hopefully the next video we do has one and until that video comes out I hope you guys have a great rest of your day and really thank you for always sticking by and watching these videos to the end you guys are the best bunch of goats out there and I can't ever thank he enough for that [ __ ] I know I say that a lot but it's the truth if you like this video and you want to hear more stuff like this stop by kiwi tapes' Channel every Wednesday night at 6:30 p.m. eastern time for the too high for stupid podcast and also check out our new channel 24s also follow me on Twitter at Smokey MCC if you if you like keeping up to date with this stuff as it happens I'm always tweeting about [ __ ] over there and yeah I'm going get out of here and I hope you guys have a great rest of your day stay safe every every body