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Exploring the Nightlife and Ferry Ride in Sapporo

in this episode of wacky weekend me and chris will be exploring the amazing nightlife that zapporo has to offer we would have done that if we didn't drink too much [Music] oh why did we drink so much last night i feel like we've just wasted everything you're an idiot you do realize there's now no time to make your video in sapporo as you originally intended six things to do in sapporo have to wait till next time now but okay i did see something that i think can salvage this wacky weekend i thought why don't we turn our transportation into the content it's arguably the best and most fun form of accommodation it's the boat the boat the boat the battery so yes actually in japan there is a somewhat popular ferry scene bullet trains are always in the spotlight because they're fast and efficient and amazing but what if you have a car and you want to cross the ocean well bullet trains just won't cut it well the taiheil ferry service actually has three boats and three routes that they run across japan and we're gonna be doing the hokkaido tomoko my route to sendai which is this nice big arch here it takes a total of 15 hours i got us the best room on any boat available in japan it is the royal suite costs 1 000 and there's only one of these rooms on these boats and not even every boat has one only two types of the three boats have these royal suites you've got like the billy zane titanic room rose's husband rosie yeah it's his husband we'll go check the engine room and the peasants how they're doing and dancing so i guess we've got some time to kill until we go to the ferry but without further ado it's wacky we can't [Applause] [Music] so we headed to sapporo station and grabbed an express train on our way to tomokomai which is about an hour away from sapporo where we start our hour-long journey to the ferry but obviously chris had so much to say on the train we're on our way to the ferry now chris are you excited for this boat no why not no i think we're gonna be seasick i looked at the weather today it's pretty bumpy yeah but there it's pretty turbulency it could be all right i think i'll be all right famous last words connor famous last words are you excited about the fairy connor i i'm a big boat man i love my boats was there like a dinner plan or anything i don't know is this the torture we get on the ferry we starve to death because you didn't get the food plan maybe there's like a vending machine or something hopefully there's some cup ramen yeah of course we'll see we'll see when we get back to chris about the train oh man it's the best i've been on a lot of trains but this is the best you're the best the best that the seat goes like this and then it goes like this wow that's amazing while chris was busy being amazed by his chair it was time for us to board our ferry and i have to say there's a bit of a charm to the boat at night that i didn't fully appreciate the time sorry to quickly interrupt this video i just wanted to tell you a 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say none of them were as clean as this as the website informs me the name of this boat is the miss kiso the melody of the south pacific ocean and on board the miss kiso is a variety of things to do including a large public bath so if the ocean doesn't quite cut it for you you can share a body of water with your fellow crewmates inside the boat instead but for now let's go and see our 1 000 room all right so room 601 and i think we're in the sweet rooms up there you already see the carpets getting more the carpet changes oh plenty okay is that orchid oh 601 this is our room this is the royal suite now uh i don't really know much about this room i only saw a few pictures but i didn't really get to see the full room so fingers crossed it's worth the one thousand dollars we paid oh wow that's pretty cool come on iris close the door oh carpet everywhere i kind of wish there was a little like japanese style thing here you kind of feel wrong expectations he's already disappointed no no no no no i'm not let me put my let me turn my coat off and stuff so i can i gotta be a full youtuber i've got some post-modern art for you you know this is an expression of uh guilt one might have for being in the royal suite welcome mtv to my crib first of all plant is it real or fake it's fake all right well i mean it's the most real fake looking plant i've ever seen really it looks really fake when you get close to it something material or parachute anything more fatal as plant is the man touching it why are you gonna do me that day oh wow very spacious they said this sleeps three people but there's only two beds so i'm guessing someone is that casting couch is an extra bed the sea dog va casting couch experience is it your first time doing anal christ oh wow you really do feel like i don't want to say it because i feel like that's a bad omen but like titanic-esque level of like we haven't cast off yet don't rig the whole thing before we even begun otherwise a kitchen island yeah what is this for in case you want to like have drinks and oh oh maybe it's to look out the window here don't climb on it but oh wow we're at the front of the boat so i guess if you want to have some drinks eat some cheese and wine i guess with your luxury lifestyle you can do it at the bar counter and of course no room is complete without a sink in the living room well this is the kitchen isn't it well yeah i guess it's a sort of the kitchen oh so there's drawers here in case you want to put stuff away but i mean you're only on the boat for like 12 hours not very long so i feel like what's what's the you're going to cook me a fine dinner oh i did not mean to pull that out there's nothing in them i thought there'd be something interesting we paid a thousand dollars i thought there would be something super interesting in there but there's a free there's a there's a free coffee there's drip on let's drip on oh drip you like it's my favorite coffee or drift yeah there's a little hot plate here that's pretty cool actually so you can have something that heats up the water definitely worth a thousand dollars now yeah that was long now that's a thousand now that's a thousand dollars worth that light just tv in a good location for once with a nice little fake flower the sofa i'm worried it's not big enough this is the widest angle lens on the market and i can't fit the sofa in that's how big it is it's a very big sofa you know this feels like a room where you bring all your mates in like there's a whole like table in the middle that's absolutely gargantuan it's gone to waste for just you and iron here isn't it it kind of hairs really okay let's check out the bedroom shall we it's uh it's a bedroom it's okay it's okay it's pretty nice it's a nice artwork oh yeah i call this let's throw the paintbrush at the wall it's the television remote which is oh absolutely massive what is that a 50-inch plasma lcd tv you think they could have used the massive wall to the right for the tv right don't pull it off the wall card i forgot it looks like a tv mount no it's not it's just actually brilliant but obviously when you're in bed you're gonna be lying down you're gonna be like oh yes i love this channel give me another channel please i could scarcely see the television so you have the two beds you have all this but is there a window here big windows only one way to find out ready ready for it the big reveal ah it's a respectable sized window i was expecting a balcony yeah um done with a bit of a clean you can't really see it it's like your apartment all over again no it's my apartment isn't this bad oh what about that it's a shame that it's a bit dirty i would have loved to have seen through it it'll be lovely in daytime when the sun comes up what do you think of the artwork yeah pretty good looks like some school kids have come in and had a bit of fun with something it's not that bad it's it's nice though it's nice it's nice and there's flowers with lights underneath each flower in some ways i feel like this is a kind of boat that would be extremely luxurious maybe maybe 40 years ago it does feel like it's a bit outdated so far but hold on we've seen the full room yet we haven't seen the full room so the bedroom pretty spacious for a boat very big but let's go and see the bathroom i'm guessing this is the toilet it is oh yeah it's not too bad actually oh let me get in there is it automatically open oh it is an automatically opening one it's the highlight of the room so far this is fantastic this is truly the pinnacle futuristic toilet i'm gonna have so much fun tonight with japan in it you know how heavy this door is this is like yeah a nuclear bunker blast door it's really heavy and also there's a gap in the bottom is that for some like flooding safety feature domain in case chris is like oh god i need my elbow shall we see if this bathroom is gonna be super luxurious what are you predicting what i'm thinking like one of those contained shower cubicles maybe i think there's actually an onsen on this boat okay all right let's have a look holy okay no shower but a mega buff oh my god that's amazing there's like what's over there it's like it's like a ridge oh my god yeah if you if your bath overfills you can just oh right this is bigger than my bedroom actually bigger than my bedroom let's have a look what the view's like oh wow well i mean that's no that's that is pretty cool sit in the bath look out the window oh she was a bit bigger but i mean that's going to be pretty cool when we're uh when we're on the succeeded expectations bathroom 10 out of 10. and look at those golden tabs blue gold look how deep this bath is like holy oh this is so deep i didn't realize this would be such a nice bath i wish i had this one at my house it's amazing okay pretty impressive let's get out of here all right oh another fake plan fake you sound so offended that they're fake that's fine with me i'm more interested in this massive sculpture in the corner it looks like this is uh it looks like something a man who like directs porn videos with bills no no no this is the the pac-man um after he finally won a game this is what happens to pac-man platinum pac-man i do really love the art pieces they've put in the flowers i think it's the art really brightens up the room i don't know what this is i'm so stupid that i couldn't even remotely express this to you i am not a connoisseur of fine arts as you can guess we know that very well but yeah it's nice to have some artwork in a room i feel i feel like hotels should do it more it's really nice i feel the overall mood of the room is really nice in terms of the lighting and the colors oh that's nice okay that's nice a little bit dirty but i guess they can't really clean it can they but that that's cool actually quite like this now you're impressed okay the room is growing on me a little connor's went one over i don't know what i was expecting i you know the room is 500 per person so if you come alone it's 500 for that amount this is very worth it when we get into like a thousand dollar for one night territories where i'm like i don't know i don't think it's quite worth that amount i feel like you could get better rooms on other cruises all right chris i'm curious what you think about the room it's not worth a thousand dollars a night i think maybe like 500 a night but then i guess it would always be busy i thought oh this is elegant flower is it an orchid is it a flower i don't know it's beautiful though and then i came over and super glued down it's not overly elegant is it but uh yeah it's the thought that counts thought it counts what do you think about the room in total i would give it a 8 out of ten yeah i love this kitchen space like this is i'm a great cook i need a good kitchen space why are you laughing sort out but like i i'm gonna come here i'm gonna prepare your fine dinner you're gonna be blown away and you might dear viewers you most certainly will not kick up cook up some salmon job done salmonella salmonella and chips my favorite dish i like this this is elegant if you want to watch you know your japanese tv and i want to go to sleep i'm like well goodnight connor and i'll do that and then you can't see me pretty nice i do like it i do like it and then over here we've got the old panel for all the bedding so you can turn on the radio and the footlight and turn everything and hit all the buttons that's cool and this is the first time i've been on a ferry like this actually this is the first time i've been on a ferry and slept in a private room it's going to be interesting we haven't cast off yet the boat is still in the port i think it's going to cast off in about 20 minutes but it'll be interesting to see how much it rocks how much it moves and how noisy it is as well i guess we'll find out in a minute but do we guys from dinner do you want to grab some food let's get it let's do it once we were done thoroughly investigating the room it was time for some food on board the miss kiso is a restaurant tahiti where you can purchase all of the alcoholic drinks before entering the restaurant on a machine but once you enter the restaurant it is just a normal buffet and staying in the raw suite doesn't change that you get the exact same buffet as everyone else so if you pay ten dollars or a thousand like ours you get the same meal all right we're here at the private table so when we walked in here there was a reserved table only one we didn't know who it's for turns out it was reserved for us on the royal suite it was really awkward i was like walking around looking and then they just sort of escorted us to this private table in the corner and they brought us our beer i think we should get them ourselves i think right either way chris has gone for an astonishingly healthy meal roast beef chicken carriage meatballs every fried option they have and two cheeky cupcakes well i got some curry with rice rice with ten dollar i think it's tendon cardago of course swedish meatballs just meatballs i get the meatballs uh fried corn fish roast beef gyoza and the miso soup i wanted to try but everything it's a pretty good selection to be honest yeah the curry smells amazing but carry always smells amazing doesn't it so i'm really oh we'll just take that out on chris cheers to the glass through the prison glass when do you get outcome when do you get out one day they'll let me see my family again i don't know warringly good car i love me so soon look at that miso soup that's a beautiful miso soup isn't it oh you think for a thousand pounds or sorry thousand dollars you get some form of insane luxury that's pretty good though too don't know why like this is like a really nice buffet i'm actually quite impressed i didn't expect anything to be like this you had low expectations you know again i'm not used to going on a ship so i don't know what is good quality for a cruise but i think this is pretty good for like an overnight and we've got sapporo classic which you can only find in hokkaido right yeah i feel like a first person video game vr experience choose your food because she's gonna have a first bite of his first incision meatballs a little bit dry but the sauce was all right six out of ten student very algae part ever screw this up smells battery i like it oh yeah oh french fries whole one out of ten remember this fish from wacky weekend two episodes ago bonito fish doesn't leave something to be desired some bit cold and fishy yeah fish is fishy like low points out of 10. what about tempura this will be good yeah this would be good yeah timbre is a bit soggy four out of ten oh no honestly i don't mind i'd rate this meal as as alright it's better than i've been on a ferry like two or three times in japan do you get like what can i be described as in a bowl normally just step up this is like real food it's better than in a bowl that's you heard it here on the broad in japan in connor's channel i don't know what i'm saying i was singing my praise earlier about this roach beef is tougher than crush's ego wow yours are ice cold not not really i really shouldn't have got the girls out or if i did i should have gone for it right away i got the uh like tempura battered stuff with the rice pretty good but the miso is the real star of the show but i love miso so pretty good meal i'd give it a 6 out of 10. not bad we were just enjoying our wonderful meal and i guess the engine started and everything's just vibrating i'm getting a free massage right now via the ship so it's pretty good actually i like it when my restaurant violently shakes and once you're done eating your delicious meal you can go to the gift shop and purchase any random assortment of things from wine to hats for some reason oh man i've just been having a little bit of a nap to try and offset the bumpiness it's a lot more rocking than i thought it would be i know we're in the north pacific i know it's the winter but i thought about it this size it wouldn't be too bad but i do feel kind of nauseous god knows where connor is let's go and find him connor the bedroom oh i think it's quickly become clear where he is his favorite place in the world [Music] get in the past they said i was mad on our path and i'm bored look who's laughing now it's shaking like crazy all over the floor oh it's beautiful the seas aren't there the hat looks good it's an official merch nice bloody ocean one thing they don't tell you about a bath in a boat is that uh all the water just comes out i did float to the top so that's my bird but i mean yeah all the water is like rocky it's pretty cool though somewhere sometimes the boat like rocks a lot and you get a big wave that just leaves it this was soapy before but all the soap left on the top all over the floor good uh it's not the sort of image i was expecting to see when walking into the bathroom but uh it looks good yeah it's pretty nice smells very bubbly what can i say i tried my best i used the free body wash to make a big bubble bath for myself well i can get out of the bath we've got snacks to try and you guessed it these snacks are all exclusive to hokkaido let's try them on this game show off is it good let's find out i don't know what's making me feel more sick the rocking of the boat or the image of you in the bathtub this is uh pringles from hakodate and they're flavoured like oysters with butter and soy sauce my favorite pringles flavor okay now chris you can only get this pringle flavor in japan yeah why because people who want this flavor they taste like the real thing though isn't it scallops scallop flavor butter soy sauce scallop what's the verdict i think you can have that one chris i actually don't mind that it's got a sort of garlic butter taste but oh my god i feel really rough because the boat like butter and roughness and the the shaking of the boat and obviously this is stabilized hopefully so you shouldn't be seeing any of the rocking but it's it's rough it's like side to side right who knew that boat's rocked you should say usually the trick is when you feel sick on a boat is to go outside because then you've got the space around here we're in a small room enough of chris complaining let's go to the next snack black thunder you can get this all over japan because in every goddamn store they're like thunder it's pretty damn good as far as japanese goes oh it's a white one usually they are black yeah so this is the white chocolate variation hokkaido exclusive is the white chocolate one you can't get the white chocolate one outside of hokkaido hokkaido is famous for a lot of dairy products milk with each mouthful i'm dangerously close to being sick though i really feel bad right i want to finish this scene because i'm really sick this is a bag of corn oh look let's open it up oh it's a rice cracker is it horrific is it hokkaido is for corn i like that it's got corn in it as well yeah next we've got like a bag of things and there and a biscuit that you can get in all kind of he's a smoked crisp oak smoked chips with a bit of salt oh it's quite crispy tastes like a bonfire they weren't kidding about the smokey aspect it's like i just took a handful of ash and put it in my mouth yeah it does doesn't it these like i can actually attest to being good right these are koi beet or cookies well shiro means white koi vitamins love so what is love white love cookies presented in this rather decorative the way that i would describe them if you're british it's basically a custard cream times 10. it's like the best custard cream ever it is because the chocolate in between is really high quality yeah it's really nice really really good and they expire quite fast actually that's how you know they get quality relatively soon after you buy them but if you ever like have to buy omiyage or souvenirs people in japan after you've been hokkaido i bet someone will buy these these are like the most popular omiyage for a reason because they're so good very good everyone loves them nice and tender and flavorful oh so good cancels out the bonfire crisps quite nicely i enjoyed that i really enjoyed that and that not so much the pringles or the bonfire crisps do you like the pringles they're all right well i'm gonna go ahead and be sick now bye oh while chris is in the middle of dying in the bathroom that was our impromptu hokkaido souvenir tasting thing oh my god grace i'm gonna go and check on chris i think here is a made up tier list my editor just made of all the snacks epic after chris was done complaining and dying it was time for us to go and explore the boat and see what amazing things it had to offer so me and chris have decided to go on a bit of a tour of the boat i just need to get out of the room for a little bit i'm falling this way the boat is getting worse by the moment connor bloody hell titanic didn't have this many vending machines though did it look oh oh my god everything that the people could want we got big beer little beer clear beer black beer yakult every kind of yakult that you'd ever want in existence coffee energy drinks and the most important of all ice cream machines do you ever get these they're quite good aren't they actually quite like the chocolate chip one down here that's a recommendation there's some really cool things about this boat one of them being there's crane games now we all know how much chris loves a good crane give me the money where's the money give me the money 500 yen six games it's time to win some game toy toy things gonna lose all my money again not just any money though is it it's glory money let me give you your pocket money one two three something's a great it just went underneath you can get that that's yours i love pokemon i know all the pokemon there's pikachu there's jigglypuff there's mewtwo there's cuban six games six toys let's do it if you've seen connor's crane game video last month you'll know i am just the best at crane games look at that and already you can tell i'm about to win we get oh first start chris you getting ptsd is it all coming back to you pikachu pikachu pikachu there we go we're gonna get two here it's gonna get pikachu and the one on the left i don't know who it is salami salad salami extra salami you really didn't get anything there it didn't touch anything i'm under pressure your film if you weren't filming i'd win really so if i look away the pressure i look away you'll you'll win i'm looking awake cyclists let's see if you win something molotov cocktail and he got nothing i hate why why do you play crane games what fun can we derive from them is it none no fun there's a kind of like budget curious george down there there's a monkey god it is isn't it you can redeem yourself chris oh it's actually this is looking good it's looking so good jump off overboard there's one more turn maybe i should do it what if i get this right now chris i'll stab you what if i got that that would be amazing if i got this right now okay yeah good i tried that's what mattered shoved up your glory money are you good at tetris chris i'm the best of the business um you've seen how good i was in train games you know how good i am oh i'm not very good at tetris as you can see yeah oh so much fun mate yeah even if i'm watching if you look up fun in the dictionary you just get this a man putting blocks downwards oh i think i'm done oh no i was really enjoying watching you play that so yes this boat also has an arcade section where you can play crane games likes playing more adult-centric games including pachinko and slot machines but there's also tetris and a few fighting games which is pretty cool when there's not a global pandemic this is the southern cross cinema where they play various films live performances every ship but because there's a crane of ours they're like neck same with karaoke same with the bar same with literally everything on the boat they've just stopped it because actually in the rest of japan the lockdown is completely lifted bars are open clubs are open everything's back to normal so it doesn't make you think why is there nothing on the boat that's open i thought this was going to be a fun experience we could go to the cinema watch the live performances big karaoke instead we'll have to have to sing to chris when he's snoring that'd be the next wacky weekend karaoke experience next time next time also unfortunately uh the bar which is normally located here right in the middle of the deck where everyone is it's a very social atmosphere that's unfortunately closed as well honestly i'm very disappointed we paid a lot of money and i thought it smells good as an abandoned cave it's much better than the manchester brand warehouse like the last wacky weekend right now we're probably gonna head back to bed it's midnight or whatever and uh there's not really anything we can do if i don't lay down again in the minute i'm going to be sick all over your shirt and tomorrow morning i want to go outside on the deck to see the beautiful sunrise absolutely you can go alone because i'll be in bed as you can tell chris was clearly having the time of his life on the boat and after having a rocky night sleep being rocked gently by the boat it was time to appreciate the view [Music] good morning i'm sorry i'm all aboard funny joke man i'm not very hungry and i won't lie a lot of the stuff i don't zoom in don't don't enhance on the meal come on what is that you've got three sausages an omelette and some miso soup can be described as a puddle look at your meal what's your i've got i've got butter spinach a half boiled egg rice three sausages count them a bread roll yeah harder than titanium three count them three omelets all right well i'm i'm not a big breakfast guy like you chris you know i'm not not shoving it all away in the morning i'm just having a good time trying to relax enjoy the sun and the view i will say though the view is actually pretty good in the morning it is very nice yeah we we sailed past an island didn't we how'd you sleep really good actually i think the way the boat rocks you it's like being a baby again isn't it it's really nice well you rocked as a child must've been dropped as a child but i don't know if i rocked how did you sleep yeah i slept pretty well i think the only thing was the classic it gets to 7 a.m and they start like messages they start being oh because i was going in are you awake yet well because it's not island out the window and then like five minutes later oh there's other morning breakfast is ready do you want breakfast you know for those of us that want to lay in which i attempted to do i just do it again and again breakfast is still there do you want breakfast it's like no i want to sleep you're enjoying your one-third of your sausages i love it a lot of sausage tip out of contact if you ever go to a hotel in japan i guarantee you if they have a breakfast they will have these sausages there's just something about these sausages that like have to be in every meal here we go again the speaker after enjoying my nutritionally deficient meal it was time to go and enjoy the beautiful sights of the ocean and although the boat has been slightly disappointing in certain areas it certainly didn't disappoint here with an absolutely stunning ocean view all right so one of the defining features of being on a boat is being able to go outside to the deck and observe it so we're on the top floor of the boat i'm going to go outside so let's go look at the v8 that's pretty cool actually holy it's cold so where are we chris you're the expert japan japan we're in japan on a boat that island over there is tasha ojima cat island oh wow the original cat island as there are one of like 5 000 so flamed islands in japan that was the one that sort of kicked it all off actually and then beyond that sort of over there you can see ishinomaki one of the largest cities in miyagi which unfortunately got very kind of destroyed by the tsunami as you can see it's very low lying sort of city all right it's a little pocket where there's no wind destroying you but it's nice though i mean it's kind of hard to appreciate it when the winds are so strong and i doubt they ever are not strong but i suppose if you want some fresh air or you want to be a little sick overboard it's pretty nice to come here i'm sure chris would have loved to ah off the side of the pedestrian iceberg right ahead i'm freezing i'm going inside it's so cold i'm going back inside bye chris enjoy the wind it's so loud and with that we had explored everything the boat had to offer it was time for us to give our final thoughts on the boat we had a lovely night's sleep i think i actually slept quite well yeah me too just not enough compared to the night train like you can actually sleep on the night boat would i do it again though no cost too much money well certainly for this suite it does i just feel like you can save a lot of time by just getting a plate some people value time some people value the experience you know i i understand there are circumstances where the boat makes more sense especially if you're scared of a certain transportation and if you have a car as well there's no other real way to get it between hokkaido and hongshu kind of have to use a ferry really we were actually in the gift shop when van approached us it was quite weird really to have a fan notice i was on a dead boat well he's from sweden he said he was coming all the way from hokkaido to sendai just to get some swedish meatballs from ikea that's a very good reason well i asked him what made him take the boat here instead of uh you know the train you said it was easy i think one thing that the boat does do better than al-qaeda is if you want to sleep let's say you've got like you know you've got work going on you just want to like sleep and then arrive and do your thing i guess it makes sense i'm trying to find reasons why you would take the boat over the train it's hard especially the plane you know if you're going to tokyo absolutely no reason to take this boat if you go to sendai and you live you know in sapporo you live close to the port maybe it makes a little more sense so from sendai to sapporo by plane takes about an hour from sendai to sapporo by bullet train and local train is about six hours and from sendai to sapporo by boat it's 15 hours but of course it's at night so you can sleep but of all those ways i would take the train because i don't really like flying i actually also get the bullet train to have all that in and drive right so i love going around driving just in case you don't know what it is driving's like this i think overall it's not bad but for this room specifically it's far too expensive i expected something grander for the royal suite that was advertised as being like what i've heard butler service champagne on the ice i think what's happened here is that i've gone into this with hotel expectations on a boat and i think that's not right i don't think having a bath on a boat is normal and i think it's really rare that we have one did that make it all worthwhile connor splashing around in the boat the bath might just make me think it's worth it for a little bit it was the fastest the bath's so good but you can't get a bathtub normally right it's not not a thing that you can normally have so i think that is really unique and a good selling point but at the same time it's like just go to a hotel it's not worth it it's not yet i want it i want it i want it to be worth it i really do but i think i'm a little disappointed one two ten four or five four or five i'd get a five out of ten i was nearly sick the food was so bad i want to eat like some chicken the moment we step off the boat and i had to share the room with connor splashing around the bar but i would give it all sort of a five or six out of ten i'm not gonna get it again because of this as well okay how 20 seconds right get off the boat i'm done it's literally been like two minutes since last night if these speakers were like pumped into a normal room on a cruise ship at like seven or eight in the morning people would get fired out of a cannon into a wall there was another 20 minutes of footage of chris complaining about the tannoy but it was time unfortunately to disembark but at least we got to appreciate the beautiful sights at daylight but anyway back to you connor alright guys thank you so much for watching this episode of wacky weekend go and watch chris's versions of wacky weekend over on his channel we alternate every month if we do a good job next month god knows where we'll end up but hopefully i won't get seasick and hopefully they'll be better food right before we go chris you are known for having the most strip out of anyone chris more drip than the river thames color more drip than the river i brought you something to wear chris this is the drip jacket it is a i think it's like one thousand dollars why is it covered in words it's the drip it's the fashion so put it on and i want you to pose for the camera like this who determined this was like what drip looks like when you when you google drip this comes up so i want you to pose like this for the camera all right nice trip thanks for watching wacky weekend hashtag mo strip bye [Music] what a stupid jacket just a jacket with some words on it