today I am playing every single JoJo game and rating them in the best way possible a tier list to see which ones are the worst and which ones are the best and make sure you stick around to the end because I somehow got access to a JoJo game that you can only play in arcade machines in Japan that being said let's get into the first game JoJo's Bizarre Adventure also this video will contain spoilers from the JoJo manga in anime oh my God why does jodo look like that bro his his face looks like a stand Arrow oh my God the music this is the oldest JoJo game the first ever won see I can't read but it I'm sure something intense is going on it's the prison scene I have to stay here cuz there's a monster not a monster he'll prove it to you get away the monster will kill you this is me improvising my my uh JoJo voice acting this is the voice I would do for Joseph oh my God what are these animations why does AB look like oh my God is that Dio oh [ __ ] I have to choose a card oh [ __ ] did it crash what is it with these games are crashing okay magician's red come on destroy him wait no way I can move the character this thing doesn't work oh my God I can walk okay hold up hey old man good grief old man get out of the way the old man isn't letting me go yes oh oh oh it did it I did it okay there we go talk to him yes we're learning okay it leads to the same place wait no this is a different place bro I just want to fight something and there's just a calendar with a vase and a clock is that my mom imine he just pulls out the stand St this game doesn't really look like it has much I know there's gameplay because we saw it but how do we get to that point oh my God everything looks the same apart from the language barrier and not not being able to progress the game the beginning was super fun so I'm going to give it a b TI here but let's get into the next one JoJo's Venture select your hero all right let's go jodo J I'm against abdol dude this stand does so much damage I mean it is star Platinum yes oh [ __ ] he used this special how do I do that I want to do that how does he do that okay this is not fair I'm getting tossed I can't lose oh I'm so low I'm so low okay okay you have this round ABD doll this is not fair I'm trying to figure out what like the special abilities are cuz I want to do like just like a now we're getting them good hits what no no no no no I'm so close he's done here oh my God I almost lost that oh my God are we smoking over his body smoking the ABD Doll pack sorry to do this to you cocken okay this is pretty easy he's not really do he's not really attacking back what is Kakui doing I love the art style of this game game dude your stand is so ass bro what's that guy doing in the back why is he moving like that is he is he working out or is he suffering who said you could do that get the hell out of here oh we're going to Singapore now I want to go to Singapore IRL not going to lie get out of here why does bro stand like that stand get it oh God D oh my God bro what these guys are so bad he has a knife UK nice now it's GG's yes yes what this is not fair I hate this battle how is he able to use those it sounds like he's saying being chilling no I'm so close no I can't oh my God are you kidding me that is a pretty cool game over screen though I can't get mad at that let's use abdal magician's red was sick as hell magician's R oh what he does have a special okay magician red is kind of crack yeah you can do all your or it doesn't matter to oh I comboed him let's go oh this stand is kind of crazy I'm not going to lie oh no I'm against pner now cool Arena this game has so much effort put into it I love it silver Chariot ain't got nothing on theing fire Falcon okay I'm learning [Music] combos it's so broken all I think the developer is favorite in magician red perfect I didn't even take damage I'm oh I SP you I'm I'm not going to lie I'm just spamming buttons and it's working no no no not again I hate this stand it's so cringe no no no no no not good not good not good not good not not good not good really not good it's almost done no not again not again no I got to I think the strategy is to keep it are you serious why is that thing so good all right pner it's your time to shine brother all right here we go here comes the hell you know what new Strat okay nice oh let's go po ref I hate everything nice oh my God this might actually be it come on nice I'm just learning new stuff by the minute hit yes oh my God I can't believe I did it with pner rep of all people yeah the way he's sitting this game was fun other than ebony devil being an absolute [ __ ] the game was pretty good A tier next game is called JoJo's Bizarre Adventure golden wind real quick let's talk about War Thunder War Thunder is the most extensive vehicle combat game it has more than 2,000 tanks planes helicopters and ships and some of the most epic PVP battles every Vehicles extremely detailed offering a highly immersive combat experience for example the game's highly detailed damage modules there are no General hit points with a damage x-ray system the game shows exactly where you got hit and what was damaged and this game requires no extra equipment to play you can simply use a keyboard and mouse vehicles in this game span from over 100 years from the 1920s to present day and my favorite part about this game is just the sheer amount of variety you have in terms of vehicles and you guys can play this game for free on PC PlayStation and Xbox using my link in the comments or the description this link will also provide a large bonus pack that includes premium vehicles and 3D decorators for vehicles it's available for a limited time only so go check it out so this is a golden wind game which is actually my favorite JoJo part so I'm excited why Joo look like that bro oh my God the graphics gold experience oh [ __ ] press X oh oh oh my God we just impaled him he's dead there's no way he gets up oh my God this game is so well made he sticky figure out he has a sand drive by Drive okay okay okay that's just that's not fair okay come here Bruno oh he has a he has a health meter I didn't even see that slap him see slap him see and then hit him with this and then this and then this impale his ass huh wait that sounded weird it's okay it's JoJo's yeah you like that life has been created on this cable car what do you mean by that your stand is trash there we go one more big hit and he's done boom we're fighting again where you think you're going that's not fair wait I swear I remember seeing that guy oh I heard him zip I heard him zip tell me where he went you hit civilians I said tell me where he went thanks hey get out of the way I see him no three a [ __ ] stop running this is the most pathetic Chase of all time no don't let him no there you are you have nowhere are you [ __ ] me yes take out golden experience okay you idiot get out of the way cilon oh my God I did like no damage to him all right now I kind of know all there's only three locations four [Music] that's the civilian that I impaled there now he's done yes M oh there's a cut scene what he hit inside someone that means I just have to start squaring up with civilians oh my God what a lucky guess pull out your stand now you're stuck move down move down move down down down where do you think you're going huh let's go all right okay that's it bro I'm asking for it I'm asking for it I'm asking what am I doing now you're done it's not quite the seven page mood I would like but impale him at least he stop running he's done for here one more good punch oh my God there we go ah the fights are a little bit frustrating they're one all right giving me an ecore you're the one who had the stupid boss fight okay you just yed him wiggle waggle what does that mean how do I waggle okay this is an annoying fight what is he doing I'm still fighting it you know what at least it's like okay three times leave me alone oh my God four oh my god oh my god dude dude burn burn yeah you like that huh slap her up I hate this boss burn yes burn burn in the sun we're sacrificing it oh okay I'm going to lose it I'm actually going to lose it BR what is it trying to do to my stand come at me I Dare You There we go now you're done slap her one more time slap her slap her die you don't even have health there we go what there we go this game is a solid game probably one of the better ones we've played if not the best one we've played so far honestly I'm thinking of moving this to B and then putting this a yeah I think that's right the next game is a phantom blood game Phantom bro is Reading in a rather peculiar way battle start oh my you guys are 2v oneing it's not fair get out it looks surprisingly good yeah take that and that who sent you who sent you ah why do I run so goofy also I look hella goofy like I look I somehow look 10 20 and 40 at the same time who you laughing at oh my God he's kick he's bro he was trying to fight John Cena there just die there's no way I can beat them oh my God bro half the time he he misses this is so [ __ ] there we go there we go I don't know how I'm still alive I'm not going to lie this guy's a pushover Who you calling a pushover chapter 2 a new quote unquote friend all right brother I'm sure you're not evil dude this is so stupid okay I'm already halfway down this is not fair oh my God bro Floyd me Mayweather okay how are you supposed to what okay I got this 1 2 3 4 nice take him down oh my God I'm learning I'm learning I'm learning the camera is W the camera is is my enemy okay I'm just losing every battle and the game is still giving me a pass my life has been falling apart don't worry buddy it will get worse I'm going to actually win this one I got this okay I I already am failing bro this is so [ __ ] okay dude okay why is the camera doing me like this bro this is so annoying okay he figured it out I am I supposed to lose every battle okay I'm running screw you brother get out of my get get away from me ching me stop stop this isn't fun anymore just kidding I actually might I actually might have this nice so close no no no no no no this is so close no no no no no no no no I was so nah this is so [ __ ] I hate this camera dude I'm getting played like a fiddle one more hit I'm done Yep this is just such a dude what the all right just kill me there's no point to keep this going when I'm I'm just literally I had it the first time it's all about believing oh my God I'm outmatched no [ __ ] you're outmatched nah this is the most unfair fing game ever Bruh Bruh Bruh Bruh and he just misses there we go there we go there we go I'm just going to you just have to be more aggressive yes I don't care about my grade you know what I'll take a b actually so we got another fight let me guess I'm going to fight Dio again bro this game is literally just Dio versus Jonathan simulator 1 2 3 hit oh there we go there's the chop I wanted to do okay Jesus there we go I I was literally dodging I beat him so fast now let's go dude the Phantom blood game was extremely repetitive and the combat got annoying with the camera angles so I think I'm going to put this B I'm I'm going to move bump this one down to C tier but now let's get into the next game JoJo's Allstar battle it looks so good I mean PS3 is a goated console by the way I am on the emulator and I fixed it the problem was you when you download the ROMs you have to switch them into a different folder which I didn't know okay the audio up again dude jumping in here to let you guys know that the audio is really [ __ ] for a bit but I did fix it a little bit later on so if you hear distorted audio that's why ooh I want to play Jolene let's go against cocken there we go I figured it out dude the emerald Splash is supposed to miss the emerald Splash is supposed to miss oh oh oh [ __ ] all I did was spam one button oh and the audio went goofy again bro this is so broken I just spamming the same button and it destroys him it doesn't matter I'll still win I'm better oh my God I got you kaken bro this stand is so broken you would do like one combo and then you do like a third of his health oh [ __ ] how did you not kill me with that BR he sucks GG's I can't believe you lost that coine I was literally AFK for half of it trying to fix my audio let's go with gyro gyro is my one of my favorite characters in the entire series who should we put him against let's put him against joro let's put him against one of the most OP characters in the series if I win this that would be so broken oh he's on his horse I guess that okay this is going to be a weird oh and the horse is instantly godone okay I I bit off more than I could chew bro I'm getting destroyed I got my horse take this horse attack oh my God the horse is going up he doesn't need a stand he's got a horse nice okay gyro is really not that good okay maybe he is okay it doesn't it's not fair when he's got a stand okay I I I made a mistake I I put myself against one of the most OP characters yeah I'm getting destroyed here no I actually got close I'm going to try it again I'm going to try it again all right I got this i got this i got this i got this power of the horse will win nice good start Good Start Oh I thought I koed him for a second don't say it's a waste dude I'm getting okay stop it stop yeah of course all right well bro he's so broken oh he M he just m us nice what is he do it yeah is what that's so not fair that is so not fair he didn't do this last fight oh sh no how am I not dead Okay Allstar battle is probably the best game we played so far it was very very good but I don't think it's quite s tier I think a tier it suffices I didn't really like the movement a lot in this game the next three games are actually mobile games this a surprise surprise I couldn't play them I kept getting communication errors every time I downloaded the a PK for the mobile emulator super annoying but I will talk about them briefly there's three that I know of uh the first one is like a coin type game where you like shoot your stand towards another coin you're supposed to like break it kind of like your you're playing a what like shuffle board yeah kind of like that the second one is your classic mobile anime game term based you kind of kill each other and the third one is very interesting it's a chibi game that um it's like Candy Crush but JoJo's so let's move on into the next game which is Jojo's Eyes Of Heaven go story mode we're already fighting all right so let hit nice I have to play this so awkwardly yeah stay down okay not good not good I got you de now he's running Doo running do my eyes deceive me hey where you going come back here get off the edge I got him let's go oh God how do I jump that's a problem I'm here don't worry where they at there you are come here where you think you're going ow let's go send him wait you could you could jump with star Platinum that's sick I wonder if I could just send him off the building stop trying to run [ __ ] take this you dumb dog no I F it off no get off the edge what they're doing a fusion move hold her up holy [ __ ] you guys are such [ __ ] no even in this game I get thrown off an edge somehow bro I stopped behind let's go this game is crazy this game would be so fun with four people dude it's just a stupid dog now you're done for Iggy no P don't worry I got this pner ref 25 it into a building I am struggling again come here you stupid dog oh we're against kakuen now yeah I did see him earlier I'm about the old man kill the blob oh I hate this guy dude I forget his name what all right screw you [ __ ] I'm going up here nice off the edge you go oh God I hate the fusion move moves no I Tri to activate oh my God you guys aren't going to hit [ __ ] stop it why' you take him holy [ __ ] no he actually hit an emerald flat again bro they're just spamming now [ __ ] I finally hit that yes boom missed oh my God yeah oh my God oh my God you just got sent now it's just you [ __ ] he just got sent off the building all right you go bro bro the one sliver what bro oh my God I have literally no Health left where is he where is he no let's do this old man you better not miss let's go and you're done yeah and fall into the one Alleyway let's go not going to lie this might be our first s tier this game was hella of fun and I think that if it was with other players this [ __ ] would be a banger s TI I'm doing it but now let's get into the most recent JoJo game JoJo Allstar battle R which is kind of of a remake of the original adding some stuff adding characters and a bunch of other stuff all right Allstar battle R the most recent one it's only the demo if I like the full game I will buy it but you know let's see what the demo is all about ah we're against zeppo this how you power up I'm on breathing BR what was that goofy all run I I I don't understand why you're trying to hit above his head how fing dumb are you oh oh Sucker Punch all right hand fetish let's do this okay how do I bring out my stand I forgot stop bombing me what the hell oh no I stepped into sheer heart attack I'm an idiot damn he did so much damage bro I hate I don't like how slow the movement is in this game scared are you stop time throw the dagger hand fetish looking ass there we go now the stand is fully out God damn it I'm dead [Music] here I'm not losing this one Yos shag Kira oh I dodged it that was clutch I jumped over his stupid sheer heart attack oh my God they have so many more characters in this game let's try uh I want to try Joe joske from part eight get off your horse oh my God he's a [ __ ] in this one too but like he's destroying me so it's not nice yes yes I hit the bubble he can steal Vision note I'm spoiling myself right here because I I actually don't know anything about part eight oh the dinosaur bro the dinosaur's Johnny's off as well GG's absolutely destroyed Johnny Loki sucks I wonder if they made gyro better in the other game all he did was kick nice hits nice hits oh eat the steel balls it's the exact same animation as the first game he is a little bit better though he has like more abilities which I like he's way more fun in the first game it was actually really disappointing kick him in the balls bro okuyasu's ass no bro called me a freak run maybe I just played the character wrong but gyro is just not good in these games I'm going to lose this there's no way I clutch this I thought I dodged that for oh yeah GG's Allstar battle R kind of just improved the first game and the first game was great and this game is great way more variety uh they changed a little bit of the move sets I think I'm going to put a s tier it's the best fighting game but let's get into the final game of today the JoJo Battle Royale that's exclusive to Japan all right who do I play ooh I want to go as as Rohan oh that's so cool so I guess this is where people are I'm going to go in the same place as this guy open the game what get up get up oh it's my stand come here I don't know how to play I don't know how to play can I go chase him with come here you bot let's go I got a kill oh [ __ ] I have no stamina double kill these guys in the Japanese arcade are so ass compared to me bro like holy what's up what's up these people on the arcade must be fuming right now nine people left I've killed like the whole Lobby I'm not going to lie I'm kind of cracked this game already so bad two people left he's doing stuff oh my God is that coine it is look at him unsuspecting as soon as he gets here we're going to spam him easy let's go let's go JC break down break down why does this happen every time at the [Music] beginning wait can you go through oh my God you can jump through Windows that's cool all right he's dead come here what I'm only playing dead what does that do I can place walls iing build oh Place walls it's my secret tactic I have no more stamina no see Jolene someone's shooting at me let's go dead let's go another win this game is an immediate s tier so much fun so unique also leave a link in the description for the video I used to download this game if you want to play it for yourself but yeah that's the list also don't forget to check out and play War Thunder in the description