Welcome to the Slay It Forward Variety Extravaganza. Up first, the sultry sounds of Angeria Paris Van Michaels. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
My name's Angeria. Can I sing something for you? Yes!
All the way from the countryside, yeah, that's where I used to reside. I live in Hollywood now, baby. I've got this new dance you should try Just move your hands from side to side It's quite simple, I've even got a name for it What's it called? Pumpkin Buck I'm not going anywhere Pumpkin Buck I'll just stand right here Pumpkin Buck I'm firm in my stance Pumpkin Buck Who says I gotta dance?
Pumpkin Buck Why should I move a muscle? Pumpkin Buck Look at this gorgeous ruffle Pumpkin Buck Don't I look so rich? Pumpkin Buck You ugly bitch Pumpkin Buck I'm so classic, I've got powder in my pocket To keep a skinny waist, black hair, white face When my head looks to a door, I'm a Dalian whore I'm so fashion that it makes me bored I'm so gorge Gorge I feel gorgeous.
Our next queen is looking good and feeling gorgeous. Answer the question gracefully. Your track record is horrible. I am the boss. I am on top.
I am the queen. Get on your knees. You're insecure while I am the cure. No competition.
I'm on a mission, taking you down Mother of all, hand me my crown Look at me I'm such a freak, I'm beauty queen The whole package Served on a platter Up next, she's a lover and a fighter. It's Plastique Tiara. I was born in the shadows, I was trained in the arts The way of the ninja, making moves in the dark They could never see it coming, they could never predict Plastic tiara, I'm the baddest Never has there been anybody like me Gender-bending all the rules of possibility And everyone agrees, I'm the media queen I'm making money like magic and they all wanna see You better take notes, cause these lessons ain't free And the children respect, watch them all bend a knee I'm a ten out of ten, I've been the fantasy Don't be silly, illy, illy, I'm the one you wanna be I want one.
I want to roast some marshmallows on her titties too. Welcome back to the Slay It Forward Variety Extravaganza! All hail the queen of kindness, Nina West!
There is a gift queer people granted So humankind could say, I live! With a wig and a wink And a yes got Heard round the world Oh girl it's Giviiiing Drag is opening up All the doors Teen girls and grandpas are leaving it all on the floor Got toddlers tongue popping, old ladies death dropping And frat boys spilling tea, girl y'all are stunned for everyone. Go, drag, go! Now drag is bigger, better. Bam, we're clowns.
Teacher stars. Yes, ma'am. No dumbass band will ever stop us.
Clickety-clack for higher office. If you're cut off from the hey-kitty cattery, goopery-gaggery, already done hattery, don't feel so low. cause you're chosen famzone and no one dethrones you cause you got a home in it. Here's to the misfit kid watching this show.
Just know, you're not alone. Come on, hoes! Drag is breaking down all the windows and doors.
The butches and femmes and the binary squirts Tends across the board joining the fun. Drag is for everyone. And now, the name on everybody's lips, Roxy Andrews.
Are you ready, boys? Here we go. Come on, Roxy! All-Star Season 9! Don't I look good?
Damn, I sure feel fine. There's no need to question. I'm gonna get... Dance, romance, at least that's my plan.
I take off all my clothes. You've seen it once before. I hope I get that score. Get it? Because I've won last time.
I'm making jokes. I'm still here making it clear. This big girl came to win.
How could you just... This is real, there's no need to question what I got. I'm gonna give you my best shot. Just wait and see. It's the vixen from Vegas, Chanel!
Set it now. What a bitch. She's ready for takeoff! It's Miss Van!
All the trade they love me, Miss Angeria on the prowl These girls can't take it Hand me a glass of Havassi straight up Because I'm about to let these bitches Insert another leotard reveal here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This final one is for you, Michaels! Stop relying on that body! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOO! You know where to go for the Mecca of gay s**t.
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