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Quit stalling! Get back to work! Go on!
Good morning, my friends. This record comes to you through the Sales Talk Transcription Company, Incorporated. Your speaker, the mechanical salesman. May I take the pleasure of introducing Mr. J. Willicombe Billows, the inventor of the Billows feeding machine, a practical device which automatically feeds your men while at work.
Don't stop for lunch. Be ahead of your competitor. The Billows feeding machine will eliminate the lunch hour, increase your production, and decrease your overhead. Allow us to point out some of the features of this wonderful machine. Its beautiful aerodynamic streamlined body, its smoothness of action made silent by our electroporous metal ball bearings.
Let us acquaint you with our automaton soup plate. Its compressed air blower, no breath necessary, no energy required to cool the soup. Notice the revolving plate with the automatic food pusher.
Observe our countershaft double knee action corn feeder with its synchromesh transmission, which enables you to shift from high to low gear by the mere tip of the tongue. Then there is the hydro-compressed sterilized mouth wiper. Its factors of control ensure against spots on the shirt front. These are but a few of the delightful features of the Billows feeding machine. Let us demonstrate with one of your workers, for actions speak louder than words.
Remember, if you wish to keep ahead of your competitor, you cannot afford to ignore the importance of the Billows feeding machine. The Section 5, give her the limit. Local news.
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Music Music Oh, yeah, Singing waiters, we will sing our served potatoes, we will strive to kill our men, and if you need the modest tip, we'll sing the whole night long. And here we'll be singing in the evening by. I can hear those band singing, how the folks would enjoy it. But still all night and so they sang in the evening. Hufflepuff, Get them by and by, oh get them by and by I'm going to the market, I'm going to the market!
I'm going to the market! It's beautiful, sweet and golden I don't know what to do I don't know what to say I'm going to the market I'm going to the market Tula, tula, tulawa Simon Thiers, il est mort Le son Thiers au prévoir Les anges, comme ça I have the I have the I'm waiting for you, my love. It's my only dress, Santa.
You're going to the other side. We're going to the other side. Thank you.