I kind of like getting called white trash. I do too. Because it means we don't really give a f-First time I smoked pot I was like... 9 years old. Really?
What the f*** is that? Oh my god, okay! What the f*** is that? What about this?
This has been like the most hyped up reveal ever. I want to meet Pookie so bad. 10 years from now my t-could be touching my toes. Who knows that? But not today, my brother!
This is hilarious. I need to talk to a therapist. So who's your biggest like, celebrity crush?
I recently hooked up with one of my celebrity crushes. Whooo! Hey y'all, welcome back to Talk Toa, a better original. I need you to hit the subscribe button so you get notified for every episode.
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Dasha. Yeah, like Dash with an... name my friends just call me dash i want to call you dash you call me dash we're friends hit the dash hit the dash i was waiting for you to dab no we're not doing that that was terrible how i just okay anyhow so i hear you're in like a little whirlwind yeah yeah first off congratulations thank you so much so happy for you we're watching it last night on well what were we watching what do you call the awards yeah The People's Choice Country Awards. Were you guys watching it live? Yeah.
No, as soon as we turned it on, you won the award. I was like, this is perfect. This is great. I was like, no way. That's her.
Oh, my God. Then I called her Glintz and Matt. rife walking by i was like yeah get your ass back on camera so fun then parker mccallum he got up there i was like he's a looker too there's some lookers in country for sure i'm telling you yeah riley green looker hot chelsea's man right there that is my really i got dibs on that one he's probably sure do so who's your biggest like celebrity crush i recently hooked up with one of my celebrity crushes which is pretty cool we will talk about that off camera because i'm yeah i just simply do not want us all to know but i will tell you i mean hey props to you though that's what i was saying thank you i haven't i've been i don't think i've no no have you yeah what What's your, what's your, did you and Matt get crazy?
I stand by Pookie. Oh, you got Pookie. Okay, yeah, wait. Low me down here. So you have a Pookie.
I have a Pookie. Pookie will actually be here in probably like an hour. Is he like, and you guys are like kind of dating or like almost?
We might as well be. It's just not like a label, I guess. Okay. I know she's been doing it. I like if Audrey is mean.
That's actually Chelsea's cousin. Yeah, that was my family. Are you pissed?
No. We're trying to sell out her whole family, though, because we're trying to hook Carol up with one of her brothers. Oh, that's perfect.
Yeah. Yeah. We're trying to hook her sister up.
Everyone gets to eat. That's exactly right. Okay, I'm honestly for friends dating friends'siblings or family members.
I personally want my friends to date my siblings. I mean, they're already part of the family. Why not just seal the deal?
Exactly. but now he's been saying he wants to go down to the courthouse and get married instead of having a wedding so i was like you're already talking about that just just okay i'm the lulu like we can go get married tomorrow don't try to stop me jamie sure i will too actually no one ever know i'd run off i'll go to vegas and get married i feel like everybody does that i would do that we should think about if i was in love enough i would just be like fuck it let's go you know until he gets like one of those rings out from like a gumball machine he's like okay this is free i'll be like get out of my face go on i need to i need to rock that like weighs my hand down yeah me too i want to be so obnoxious you like gold or silver gold gold i like choice i actually have a gift for you really oh oh okay wait okay you're actually like accepted into the country music world now yeah like don't rappers do it yeah this is what rappers do when they get signed to a record are you chaining me wait wait wait or if you actually have a bulldog to put this on oh and it's pure gold right I'm poor, don't push my luck. It's like, watch it, bitch.
Oh my god! That's actually out of my jewelry line. You sweet angel!
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Oh, it's kind of sick Go I got chained y'all Okay. Oh cute. Oh, I like these. Okay, so this is your jewelry line that yes, I don't have earrings working on doing a launch for that we done pictures for it today oh my gosh that's so fun here's your little box that goes with your chain i didn't want to give you that i was ashamed to even put that on a bulldog this i think i think in the right setting this could be really cool yeah for a bulldog collar really sick see if i went back to wags and walks and got the dog i wanted squash which i probably will be doing if he's still there next week when i go back He's coming home with me. How many dogs you got?
I have one, but he was like this little pity. This one's a white fluffer here. What's his name?
Who? Mr. What? Oh, Hartley.
Hartley? Yeah, that's Hartley. That's him? This one's name's Squash.
I'll have to show you a picture of him, but he's like a little... A little miniature bully, I'd say, but he, like, grunts when he, like, walks. I was like, you're coming home with me.
You're coming home with me. This is hilarious. I need to talk to a therapist.
It's genius. Do you have a therapist? I do, actually.
I just started. Damn. And she's, like, one for, like, artists because she, like, her daughter's in the industry.
And also she, like, her whole job is just coaching artists. Like, not lose your mind, basically. Okay. So I was going to ask you a question, but you just answered it for me.
I guess I could have asked that one first. I was going to say, do you smoke weed or do you see a therapist? Hell yeah.
I smoke weed. I'm out of some Green Ganja now. I love some Green Ganja.
My ass is from California. Come on. my dad grows that shit in the backyard i'm saying i mean i know a few people that grow it but it's not legal in tennessee yeah i say that on here don't come hunt me down i will not tell i'm not don't come hunt me down yeah i know i um i only the first time i smoked weed was in college though at belmont in tennessee really don't hunt me down first time i smoked pot i was like nine years old really me and my best wait yeah what was your childhood like dude my childhood oh that shit was rough really I'm a granny baby, if that tells you anything. Okay, so your grandma raised you? Yeah, she gave me some character.
She also made it really easy to sneak out and get into some shit. I feel like grannies wouldn't really know things. I love you, granny, if you're watching this.
Sorry you had to find out this way. Oh, my God. So where were you when you were nine smoking weed?
When I was nine smoking weed. How'd you get there? How do you smoke weed at nine years old?
Dude. Is that crazy? I was a little prude growing up. Not really, but like, so good at two shoes. I was so scared of breaking the rules.
I'm pretty sure we smoked it out of like notebook paper too. What? It was me and Brooke. Me and Brooke had, so one of my other childhood friends that I had besides Maddie, I had Brooke.
Brooke, she's like me, but I think she has like a few legs. That's the brain cells that I got. God love her. But I'd always stay with her and her dads because our dads used to be like friends.
They knew each other. They're like, oh, you know, our daughters know each other. Whatever. So we'd hang out. Sorry, Mr. Donnie, if you're watching this, we did, in fact, smoke your weed.
Oh, it was his? that's so funny i love you donnie i'm sorry i mean hey it's there and then he'd always ask about we'd be like what are you talking about what is that oh my god we had notebook paper and we'd roll it up and smoke it you know that's kind of genius i think the first weed that i smoked was also my dad's because it was just there i mean in the cabinet you're like and then he wasn't home and i was like well what's this do you know and you get high and you're like the first time i was like really high i was trying to make it across campus back back to my dorm and i remember everything was in slow fucking motion i was like trying to make it up three little steps to the next platform and i was like the fuck like how does this work what is going on took me like 20 minutes to get home and it was like right around the corner see sometimes i still have a trip and i'm like i'm hearing shit and i'm like i just go on but it's either a smoke or there's antidepressants there's no in between are you an antidepressant no no i smoke weed for that yeah girl weed heals not kills weed heals it's medicine somebody get me that on a t-shirt i agree weed is a medicine it is i took a i'm not gonna lie i'm a little high right now but just but just a little i took a rip of my friend's pen after the show he was like a resin pen he's like you're gonna try this and i was like i'm not gonna say no what you know about that cheesecake delight we'll take her back to our hotel oh yeah okay three of us okay okay so you're from california right yeah san luis obispo okay so how did you go san luis obispo yeah it's san space lewis space obispo san luis obispo yeah it's a hell of a name right there but we call it slow slow slo maybe i need to go there i think you should you should come to my my headline show there october 18th we got anything planned let's go let's go road trip it's two hours it'll be fun yeah i feel like i'm talking to a bro like this isn't even fucking real This is my friend right here. No, literally. Girl.
Like, when I met you today, I was like, okay, she's definitely going to be one of those girls. Let's go shopping. I was like, oh, fuck. Really? Okay, yeah.
Wait, what was your, what did you think I was going to be like? Like that. Really? Like, when I walked up, I was like, okay.
I was like, she's pretty. I was like, something's cooked here. I was like, she's definitely going to be like. Something's cooked.
Hey, how are you? You know, like, oh, hi, maintenance, you know, just bougie. And I met you. I was like, that is a fucking bro right there.
That is nothing like I was expecting. I was relieved, though, because I'm a bro. Yeah, I like to go shopping and stuff, too. Yeah. there's a balance for sure but like i like it bro yeah we clicked instantly i know we did i think all of us did you guys are really cool i knew i was gonna like you though dude what about kid leroy he's he's dope what do you mean what he got me a fucking stroke today today why me and our stroke we were sitting like in the higher parts watching yeah you went off stage then here he comes and i look up and she's on facetime with our other best friend maddie and she's showing her what's going on i'm like oh what happened kidler was pointing at us and i was like oh while he was singing i was like all right no fucking way in hell this is happening right now i was like looking around to see if anybody else was saying this shit i was like what the fuck i was like he's looking at us chelsea it was so bad did you wave i'll be give a little twinkle hand i was singing to him you said let me sing back yeah what song did he do first i missed his first two i think what was it it was uh um stay stay yeah it was stay he started playing at us and singing and i was like this song yeah he played that too girls oh it was my two favorites it was one of those i love killer roy he's so good i was looking so hard for tate mccray i was like i know she's here where the fuck i know scanning every room like where you at they're such a power couple they are you like tim mccray i do she's such a boss oh my god that's probably like okay i got britney spears it's like my biggest girl crush but she's right under there yeah i feel like tate takes off well takes after britney a lot like i just love how she incorporates her like dance background and oh my god she's so good i saw her performance at lollapalooza My jaw was like genuinely on the floor the entire time.
I was like, how do you sound so good and look that good and are just absolutely fucking killing it on stage? Like it's crazy. Wait, I have a gift for you.
do you want it i do want it i'm scared of it what is it i was gonna bring you one but i literally only had one in my suitcase this is my merch i'll probably steal hers anyway country and you're giving it to one of the biggest you'd ever meet uh-huh from one to another i got you girl That should be like your motto. From one c*** to another. From one c*** to another.
Takes one to know one. Takes one to know one. You're exactly right.
It really does. It's a compliment. Did you meet anybody last night that just like knocked your boat out of the water? Um. I've met most of those people before.
Matt was, Matt Rife was the first person, first time I met him. Ahooga. Ahooga.
He was pretty, he was pretty fly. Kendall's cool too. Who's Kendall? Kendall from Love Island. I've never met him before.
He's a homie. We had a fun time. time yeah i'm not up to date in anything that's like current going on it's okay like the last bit i think i watched of love island harry jousey was oh my god that's the one you watched that was like five six years ago yeah but i feel you because i haven't watched it since this current season i just never had time and then all this started then i really didn't have time but now gossip girl i'll make time for that have you ever watched gossip girl have i that's my shit have i or do you like nate is so hot damn shit fire oh fuck no don't even dan is like a little rat boy don't even put dan in this right do you know how chuck is so daddy but i think my type is more nate nate is like my yeah chuck's your type I can see that for you. Yeah, I like terrible ass men.
But I'm glad we like different men, you know? Yeah. It's probably a good thing. So maybe it's for the best you leave Matt alone. I think.
That's mine. Fair enough, girl. You got him. I was like, I'm going to have to fight her. When you went to, because I was, he actually had asked me to be the musical guest at his show in Nashville, but I was in Europe.
And that's the one that you went to, right? What were the vibes? Like, were you like low key trying to get it?
No. No? Because you have pookie. You have pookie.
Yeah, that. But like in your heart where you're like, fuck, I want to get it. But now if Pookie wasn't in there, I'd have been spitting game.
Let me tell you. I'm like, all right, what color panties you got on, boy? A funny man is really delicious, I will say.
He's sexy on top of it. Jesus Christ. Sorry, Pookie, if you're watching this. It's okay. Can I have a refill on wine?
So were you expecting to win last night? No. Literally.
I was not surprised. We were like, what the fuck? No, I was so happy for you.
I was like proud. I feel like a proud mom watching it. I was like. like i mean i know because like if you think about casey musgraves beyonce like megan moroney miranda lambert who i fucking love she put on a hell of a show last night she i'm so i was like her recap did you guys watch that her icon award thing i was oh my god she's so cool i want to do something i was a kid she's like a badass she's such a badass little red wagon you should be yeah you know what yeah it took me a minute to figure it out like give a fuck what nobody has to say no at the end why would you need to do what you want to do country because they're gonna have something to say at the end of the day everyone always has something to say like even if you're doing right or wrong they're like i fucking hate her okay it's crazy how like mad people can be for like your happiness and your success and i've like learned that these past few months i'm like wow i could be you know like you donated all those like toys the dog shelter and like helped those animals out and i'm sure there's people in your comments being like this fucking bitch is so fake she should die and you're like what honestly it's got to the point though where like kind of feels me and i'm like i know exactly i'm like oh you're making getting so mad about it honey that's how you should be though yeah like you definitely need to be that way yeah i had to learn to be that way because like i think you're doing good thanks and half of the things that are considered country nowadays should not be there i think you deserve to be there thanks i appreciate that a lot i think country is a lot about like it's changing storytelling and songwriting yeah yeah yeah it's changing yeah and like the intention behind i mean country music is so cool because there's such a tight community around it and i've like learned that in this past year i feel like you're in it though oh yeah i'm deep in that i'm knee deep i'm never leaving have you got to see dan and shane concert yet yes they're fucking they are incredible talk about songwriters so good probably three or four times in concert really i don't ever get tired in tennessee do you want to get into acting yeah me too do you want to get taco bell oh my god that's literally fucking me yeah do you have any braces 30 chance it's already raining. Paws Across America is actually my fund that I dip out of and I can donate to whatever animal shelter I want to.
Just any kind of animal related cause that I just want to dip out to. That's amazing. I definitely need to do some cat stuff. Yeah.
Because I haven't got to catch it. Yeah, I love cats. And they're overpopulated. So overpopulated.
Really bad. Any way I can help, let me know. I'll pick you! I'm very passionate about the same thing.
Same goes for me. It makes me so sad seeing animals on the street and stuff. It makes me sick. It makes me so sick. It does me too.
It's awful. you're thirsty ain't you buddy check out the link in the description if you want to know more my ex-boyfriend was there today he's a homie though you invited your ex-boyfriend yeah but he uh he knew my brother before me like years before me and i met him because he invested in my brother's band and he was like this hot millionaire and i dated him for a while as one would so do you sing about him um i really some of my last album was about him couple songs he knows wait you're one that blew up though that was about a cheat next boyfriend yeah so how'd that happen well how'd you catch that ass how to catch that ass he's so hot bro you want me to show you go ahead okay he's like really hot that's why i like don't feel that much shame about it because like i kind of pulled away i'm gonna have to like smack you in the back of the head okay no but he's so hot okay ready so are you what are you tripping oh my god thank you okay so um no basically we met because oh god oh god oh god he was in a music video of mine This is his body. We're not showing the cameras. Delish, okay? Okay, wait, where's his face?
He looks kinda weird in that, but... What the fuck is that?! What the fuck is that?!
i think that is a fucking rat he's just like the rat i fear we have different types what is that okay hot hot okay hold on this is hot how is that not hot this shit is getting serious right here get on in there girl but basically we met because he was the co-star in a music video of mine like years ago he's got dumbo ears oh my god i know and my other ex also had dumbo ears i think i was saying for years or something that's an ugly bitch you actually not so scared i'm so scared he cheated now you had me at the body basically so he was flying me out back i was living in la at this time he was flying me out to nashville and he calls me the day before for new year's he calls me the day before and it was like hey i like slept with one of my friends last night i just like feel like maybe you shouldn't come out And I was my dumbass was like no I still want to come like I want to see you so bad I was so down bad. I was so in love. See that's why you need a friend like me and her I know.
We're gonna pop you in the back of the head and be like no. No bitch. No.
Bad dog. See you had me at the party and then you got to the face and I was like said it must be your abs because it ain't your face baby. Yeah I thought he was I thought he was he's kind of cute yeah he was a good kisser too Don't get me started on your ex-boyfriend.
She said he looked like the rat off Flushway, too. So it's okay. Look, there's something I share in common. I feel like a lot of boys look like the rat from Flushway.
I don't know how that rat looks like every boy. I should look into that. He's not cute enough to cheat on you. That's for damn sure. But the thing is, the hard part, though, is we weren't officially dating.
It was like a situation shift. We were like together, but he also technically didn't do anything wrong. That was his point. And I was like, no, you're right.
It's fine. i was so stupid i don't even want to talk about it i would never let this fly now trust me this was me two years ago this is baby 22 year old dash okay she's different now she's a now she's learned did you set his house on fire or anything i thought about it i wrote a song about setting his house on fire i think you should yeah i don't really care enough now to do it he like genuinely gave me the my hit song like thank you like literally thank you we owe you one you know you made a lot of money writing a song for pookie like a fuck you song yeah no a fuck you song for pookie no a love song pookie is so good to me wait what do you want to write about what do you like about him he's a pipe layer for a living he's a pipe layer job he's a pipe he lays pipe for a living he lays pipe wait that would be a good hinge bio like i lay pipe for a living it would literally you like that you like that blue collar shit huh What can I say? I hate shit.
Okay, well, we have to write a song about it? He's got big blue eyes and some dark hair. He's a smartass. Okay, I think that we should kind of... structure it have you heard dick down in dallas yeah you know i feel like i should be like he's got big he's got a big old heart and make it think that it's gonna be dick but it's heart okay okay you know one of those lyrics Give me what you got.
Actually, where's my guitar at? That's normally in this corner. It's right there. Hello? Oh, you can play the fucking guitar.
I sure can, honey. It's not tuned, so. Now how would you know that? Because I tried playing it the other day.
Maybe you just don't know how to play it. I think you don't know how to play guitar. I don't.
You want kind of an upbeat though? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you thinking like?
Go ahead. You know what? You write me something.
I'll tell you if I hate it or love it. love it okay okay he's got some big old eyes and he loves the color blue he lays pipe for a living and he no pun intended okay and when he falls asleep he always dreams of me and then he uh I don't know anything else about him. He's 6'3". Maybe. Maybe. And we call him Pookie. He's my... And when I... Dookie I'm not joking Dookie, he still loves me And I stop up his toilet And when I clog up his toilet, according to Hailey, he doesn't mind And he still loves me in this ass of mine. That was gold. That sold it right there. Killed that shit. Thank you. Fucking killed that shit right there. That was my last brain cell writing a song just now. That's okay. Girls running off before I was asleep for the past like 72 hours. Hey guys, we talk about better picks a lot on this show, but it's for a good reason. It's made watching football. thousand times more fun. So for anyone who hasn't tried it out yet, I want to show you how simple it is. 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What is the weirdest thing you've ever done? to like a man in bed sexually like have you done anything weird to like try to impress a guy have i done anything weird okay let me sit here and think about this for a minute or like to get the her his attention or like made some crazy story up i feel like you have some like weird stories about like if i'm with my friends let me put it this way if i'm out with my group of is they're like oh hayley do this and i'm like okay okay you're the down bitch barking him man oh is it a cat call and then i'm like it's like is it full bark or are you kind of oh yep Yeah. Come here, boy. I had to hang my days up doing that. Uh-huh. Besides this man that was staring at us earlier when Johnny dropped us off at the hotel. His windows were down, and he could have, like, went. He was, like, pulling out of the hotel to, like, I guess go wherever he was going. He was staring at me and Chelsea, and we would get, like, right up on him. I'm like, yeah, you like what you see, don't you, baby? And I turned around and walked away. You like this, baby, don't you? Vroom, vroom, vroom. He was a spooky-looking fellow, too. yeah i get barking when you're like okay bye i thought you meant like you're trying to get a man in your pants and you start barking both yeah understood yeah got you you know i'm like i'm actually like looking at a man i'm not gonna bark at him yeah unless it's like pookie yeah because it's kind of cute i didn't gonna say that we're like really you guys baby talk absolutely fucking not okay good that like is the line i draw that is the line i fucking draw i mean like baby is pretty bad like baby it's the how you say it though like babe or like baby like come here but it's like baby baby baby baby come here come here jessica i think baby girl is kind of cute baby girl come here baby girl or like when guys are like hey girl i like that that's really hot baby girl but now like baby girl i'm like get out get out walk yourself out the door yeah you're 24 aren't you i am how old are you 21 oh my god you're making me feel old jesus christ dude you don't look old though thanks that's like thanks you know why are you acting like 24 is old it's not like you don't look old yeah you don't look 24 okay like that's a compliment thanks i mean you're gonna look good when you're 60 thanks my mom's pretty hot she's like 65 your mom is you can marry yeah fucking thing ever i was like she's so funny i was so mad at her last night because you've never elaborated on that why were you mad oh my god you guys okay actually it wasn't y'all she's talking about it when you left really sorry mom i didn't mean to tell on you it's okay no i already called her out trust me sorry mom i love you so much but so last night i won the award and obviously i was not expecting that at all i was freaking out i came backstage screaming me and my whole team katie and avery we were just screaming and then i go to get Mike's. I'm crying too. Classic me. I'm getting like touched up backstage in the makeup ladies. And then I'm like, Oh, I got a face of my mom. So I face up my mom thinking that she's like watching it live. And I could be like, Oh my God, that bitch was at dinner with her motherfucking friends drinking wine. And I said, girl, your daughter was the, it's the first time I've ever been nominated for something ever even had the chance to win something. And your ass isn't glued in front of the TV. I was so mad. She was telling somebody today. I'm pretty sure it was telling Alex. I think I remember who Alex was. There we go. She was telling Alex. She was like, yeah, I don't even watch TV that much. Oh my god. And then we looked up when you're performing. She's out there like clapping her hands. like oh it was so sweet i was like hayley please look at that and she was like she loves my song way too drunk but she's like oh it's so bad for your reputation but i just love this song i can't stop playing that song you sung it was like bye bye bye yeah bye bye That's it? You killed it. I fucking love that damn song. Thank you. I was like bopping my foot. I was like, it's better than crack. Yeah! Inject it, baby. That's it. Thank you. Do you actually haktua on the ween? Have you ever actually gone... See, that started to be something I told you all ago that I was like, mm. Mm-mm. Buki's family watches this, so I'll take that into account later. I don't even think I told you. Well, we can edit it out, too. Edit, break, edit, break. Avery, you cut this shit out. Johnny, don't look at me fucking weird. Sorry, I need to know. Avery, keep this in. Yeah! I went to deal with it the other night, but this man intimidates me so bad. That big-ass one-eyed monster looked me in my eyes. I was like, oh. I went right back up into the cup. Wait, what? One-eyed monster. One-eyed fucking monster. I shot him in the head. I'm sorry to God. Sorry, Jamie. I'm traumatizing you. I'm going to be all over the fucking notes for this. I think it's really hot. I mean, you know about the Gluck-Gluck 9000, right? Yeah. Yeah. Donnie knows about the Gluck-Gluck. Ew. No, Donnie's pooping here. Wait, when he does that. Oh. So, earlier this week, I was on Alex Cooper. unwell tour i like opened it up as a musical guest and i like met her and i was like oh my god i fucking love you because i'm obsessed with her and i was telling her about how she is literally the reason that i do the performance i do It's because of her. Straight up. You look up to her. No, the first thing I said to her, and I was like, I love you so much. By the way, thank you. Like, I've gotten compliments. Dude, people thank you all the time for that, too. Really? No, but I look up to her. That's like my role model. Yeah, she's really cool. You'd like her. Yeah, she's cool as fuck. You'd get along really well. She's a homie. She's a bro also. Love her podcast name. Yeah. I saw the, she done like a TikTok, and it was like Nate Archibald. You know how like there's just like looks they could kill? if that man looked at me i'd be off on the floor done yeah i'm about with you i think he's sexy too but no no really that's my man i think you like his attitude though because like are you actually attracted to like his face terrible man I found that his face sometimes and I was like get me pregnant right now. Get me pregnant right now. I liked his power. Sorry. Yeah none of that right now actually. We're just gonna add that in there. Sorry about that. Not the little extra longer. Yeah no. I think it's his power that I really liked in the show. you know he just like told blair what to do and she never listened but he was like honey and she's like no bitch he's like a boss man too and i was like i like that he's a businessman he's hardworking if you will so did you like blair or serena more serena i was very conflicted i don't really which one i like more sometimes like the blair would do i just wanted to because blair was kind of a mean girl yeah you know serena like kind of played along sometimes but just because just to get back at blair exactly so i was like okay serena's real one and blake livesley is like one of my favorite actors of all time i agree but i think the world disagrees with that right now yeah did you see the movie she was in i haven't got to watch it yet we need to watch it i haven't seen it even the commercials like make me tear up i'm like i'm a fucking god do you read the book i'm supposed to read it i did it's so good it's just like the book too is it i heard the movie is not like it because they're mad they left out bits and pieces obviously but they did really good but make it just like the book okay i need to watch it you do okay maybe we should get fucked up tonight and then go you're coming to my house party right maybe maybe um maybe okay fine i'll have a joint for you sold i'm in i'll be there so let's go over here let's barefooted in my chair dogs are out that's because my blister is so ouchy that's okay dude same it's so bad uggs would give you a blister look at this shit you try wearing cowboy boots every fucking day of your life oh i had i had to call it quits with that i'll wear them maybe two or three times a week but every day that's it no it was bad it got to a point where my pinkies gave out straight up i think they're broken and they hurt so bad talked to somebody today of yours they said you have like custom boots made yeah i was like what the fuck yeah i'm designing them right now with this company called alberta boot company we did them for the ccma performance i did like two weekends ago um but now i'm like designing like actual boots to come out with like country on the bottom of them and oh girl i got you i got you guys they're really cute i'm gonna need a pair too yeah i'm sorry okay i said they only took like five or ten days to make two and i was like what the fuck yeah i give alex cooper a custom pair they were really yeah with an a on them what sign are you do you hate that question you're a pisces are you actually yeah oh my god that's exactly what i said to her last i was like she's a pisces we're gonna click oh my god it's because we we're sweeties yeah i can be a sweetie i can be a sweetie but also do you have fire in your in your big three yeah a little bit me too i'm a little aggressive me too you got some spice we're sweet but we're spice it's the perfect combo until i'm provoked and then i'm out to like i must be hard yeah yeah hey and you'll have matching tattoos too Do we? 4-4-4. I noticed that earlier. Yeah, that's my angel number two. Really? It's always been mine. We're soul sisters. What the fuck? Whoa. Should we get married or like what's up? Whoa, no. Probably not. I was like, oh, fuck, you're cooked. Jessie gets a little jealous. I get jealous too, though. I icked out pretty hard. Do you have any icks? Now, what's your biggest ones? My thing, like I'm a big socially, if you... are just cringy or like something happens like in a group of people or if like you say something and no one responds because no one really wants to talk to you literally goodbye literally no literally no i just can't do it i can't do it i just imagine i just imagine it like right then and there like the guy you're talking to he says something in a group of people and nobody and no one that's me oh no i feel so bad for that person though i know because we've all been because it's me really that happens to you a lot my friend group they just like take it i listen to you is it i feel like it's because you're they're like Okay. Oh, no. Yeah, because you say some off-the-wall shit sometimes. But it's okay. I'm here for you. I'm listening. Sometimes no response is a response. Yeah. Communicate with me with your eyes. Don't look at me like that. Your eyes. Oh, shit. What's over there in your paper? Everyone cut that snort out. What? What do you got in your paper over there? Some questions for you guys. Really? Okay. I'm actually, I've been wanting to ask this one because I feel like you have a good story. Oh, boy. What's your craziest going out story since school? getting famous um hayley you can answer this too because i know you have some uh if you guys ever go to chicago and you go to a welcome to the farm and you meet a fella named rudy fuck you rudy suck my left lip first the fuck off um sorry i needed to really get that out of there i feel like a burden has been lifted off of me but anyhow this man allegedly slept with me while i was doing business for this club just an appearance i never once left anybody's eye contact to go sleep with this man and then i just happened to run across an investor that works with people I work with and he showed some messages from Rudy saying he slept with me and I was like First off this motherfucker was up to my nose like He was that tall. I swear to Jesus. Rudy... Short man syndrome is so upsetting. No, he's not. But, you know, when we were there, we wanted them to have fun, too. Yeah. That's the whole point of work. For sure. It's supposed to be fun. Yeah. So we included, like, all the bottle girls and stuff. We're like, yeah, come out here and dance. dance with us, you know, whatever, after everybody left, because there wasn't anybody to, like, attack us, you know. So I was like, eh, come out here and have fun. This motherfucker kept saying, take shots. And I was like, I don't like tequila. He was like, oh, don't be a pussy. Take a shot. And I was like, okay. I never did. I'd set it down and I'd walk away, you know. You know, I do. I do this. Yeah. And then he messaged Chelsea before all this. It was like being a fucking pervert to Chelsea. And I was like. Okay, that's odd. Yeah, he was like, hey girl, let me fly you out and take you on a real date. And I said, huh? Showed Jamie and them right away. And then after that, then I saw that message. I was like, Jamie, come look at this. He was mad. Everybody was mad. That's fucked up. I'm so sorry. Ew. That's really weird. He has, how should I put this? Short dick syndrome. There you go. That's exactly what he has. Did he think that he was just going to get away with you? like him saying they slept with you like what? I might not know everything that goes on but most of the time I do find out shit yeah for sure like even before all this shit happened like I'm an FBI agent yeah like you liked a girl's picture in 2019 I'm gonna find it I'm gonna find it I'm not very good at that shit and I'm gonna tell you her fucking social security number her middle name where she lives her parents middle names you know like girls are good at that shit yeah i feel like more girls should tap into that little crazy stuff yeah make him swallow an air tag what's it gonna make him swallow an air tag but anyhow to sum that up fuck you rudy fair enough girl fair enough trying to think of my craziest night out since everything's happened katie do you remember anything crazy Oh, I've, oh, oh, oh, I just felt so hungover thinking about this story. Oh my god. It's London. It's June. The sky is balmy. Um, we get invited to go to the box, the infamous box. I had just signed my record deal and I was celebrating and there was some people from warner out there and there is another publisher friend who was like trying to sign me he flew all the way to london to try to sign me and so basically when that happens they just will give you anything you want whatever dinner you want with this really lavish expensive dinner i've had a few of those it's so fun i love it it's so good it's so fun ordering the most expensive thing ever and not having to pay for it it's actually on him yeah exactly exactly so then after he's like what do you want to do and i was like well i've always wanted to go to the box because i've heard people like shit out crazy things and you know it's just weird it's weird and freaky and i was like fuck it i'm in london girl What? I knew it. We talked about it. What? I was actually taking a shit today, and I looked at Chelsea. I was like, I bet Dasha takes massive fucking shits. I mean, yeah. I mean, you're not wrong. They call me Big Diesel, you know? You know why I have that? What? Because you're so juicy. I got the vibes, though, because you're a bro, girl. I was like, she definitely takes my big shits. And I was like, I can't eat food or dairy, and I be cheating on that sometimes. There's nothing wrong with that, though. Just tell me to be acting up. up for sure that's what i'm saying oh yeah i took a shit on the plane on the way here and it was yeah it was a plane shit so painful and it was it was bad because it was at the time of the flight where a lot of people had to go to the bathroom and there was like a line when i came out and i was like this is so embarrassing because everybody knows on this plane what i was doing in there who did you fly yeah southwest okay wait you didn't finish your story so we go to the box okay and it's right when my song i think it was in london it was like my song was getting really high in the uk chart so i was like a little mini celebrity walking around there and the girl at the front she like knew i was coming in and so she gave us like the table at the front and like all the champagne and all these dancers coming around and it was like this whole big celebration right and we'd already been drinking at dinner and some like london influencers came over random people started coming over and like an hour in we had taken so many shots so many glasses of champagne there was a guy on stage literally shitting and eating it there was like no the craziest stuff happens at this club you do not understand and i was so drunk i'd also just smoked a joint and it was like weird boof london weed and so i was like the fuck is going on um he ate his shit he ate his his his poop so there's a few things that caught me in the story so far right here okay this man's eating his shit first off yeah second off you smoke and drink at the same time yeah you're a demon same i do that yeah a little crossy's kind of fun you can't overdo it though if you overdo it you're fucked i always overdo it and Like brain dead when I do it. I'm like what the fuck? No you can't. You gotta do like a couple glasses and like a little and then you're good i gotta already have a buzz before i do it though so what do you do i think you can't smoke and then drink i think you have to drink and then hit a little yeah you gotta swede you can do it so what did you do do you like shit on the floor and then just pick it up it was messy there was like cake thrown everywhere i like honestly blacked out so i don't really remember the rest of the show i just remember this man was eating he had tits and a dick And he was eating his poop and there was champagne and lighters and everything everywhere and then all of a sudden I wake up in my hotel room and I was like oh my god so that was one of the craziest nights. I need to smoke whatever the fuck you're smoking. Some weird London shit. You do not want it. You do not want it. Also, last night was pretty fun. Last night was like kind of iconic. We were at Whiskey Row and it was me, Machine Gun Kelly, Rob and Kendall from Love Island. It was all the Montana boys. It was Matt Rife. It was Shaboosie, your husband. And I was the only girl at the table, which was kind of fun. I was getting a lot of attention from the boys. So girl was liking it. I feel like most women never admit that. I'm glad you do. Fuck yeah. I mean, if you're in the right environment, you're like, oh, I love this. Yeah. And like, I'm bro-ing down with all of them. Like, we're all just homies. So it's fun as fuck. But also they're like. I think I can say that too, though. It's not like you're out here like jumping for attention. No. You're a fucking bro. We're bro. We're bro. But also they can acknowledge that like, you're hot. Yeah. I'm hot. We can flirt, but it's kind of platonic at the same time. Even though that one's a little nubby. Okay, this one's fucked up. My mom thinks I have cute toes. Thank you. I think you have cute toes. You and my mom love each other. Your mom's so cute. She's so cute. I just want to like pinch her. I just want me. Yeah. So last night was pretty fun, yeah. What? You went to Whiskey Row, right? Yeah. You know, I've never got to see anybody warm up before they go on stage and like sing or anything. Like personally. Now you today, you started doing like some. I ain't gonna lie, I was tripping like a motherfucker. I was like, what is she saying? Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. And I was just watching, I was like, I was like stuck watching. I know you only see that in like high school musical and shit, but it's real. Yeah. Turns out. I didn't think it was real. Really? I did say that in high school. What do you think people do before they go on stage? Just like. I don't know. I get fucked up while I go on. Really? I couldn't do it. Oh, no. I can't drink before my shows. I get so anxious. I get fucked up and start showing my titties. Fair enough, girl. I do. He's fucking 32 B's, man. Let's see him, girl. 32p That's what I was telling Chelsea Earl I was like, we're definitely acquired her as a friend I was like, I seen her half naked today I was like, wow Oh my god, within 5 minutes I was straight up naked in my trailer But I was like, you guys are-whatever Yeah whatever probably see my brother you got a don't thank you i'm just saying thank you so much i'm just saying i'm really proud of my ass we have good asses in my family all the girls in my family have well maybe you can pass some over here i'm good girl i want mine but thank you i'll try if you give me some titty i'll give you some ass okay fair trade you know i mean you're gonna you got some nice titties i like how perky they are i didn't gonna say what i was gonna say what if you can stick a finger down there no what i was like yeah let me take this shirt off then my book is gonna drop like next album that's not true though i do have some nice perky titties yeah you do i just like saying that you know yeah i'm like yeah i'm gonna toss them over my shoulders dude if you ever go get a boob job can i please go with you yeah for sure i don't think i will but you want to be in the room yeah what if they had a viewing room would you watch the surgery really i would i'd be there did you like gray's anatomy I watched like bits and pieces of it. That's actually what I wanted to do from the get go. Surgery? Girl, I don't know if I trust you to do surgery on me. I'm going to be so real. Like when I first started getting interested in like, you know, medical school and shit like that, that's before I realized how expensive it was. And I was like, oh, you poor bitch. And how much time? Yeah. Do you really want to do that? And studying. So like, that's the first thing that intrigued me. I was like, huh, trauma surgeon. I was like, I like that. And then I got like a little bit older. I was like, nah, travel nurse. But wouldn't that like freak you out? Like having someone like head gashed in, you have to like go in there and. fix it like you like that shit so that doesn't bother me the only thing as long as i don't smell it i'm okay now if i smell like blood or like that's so my shit on the floor or something and i smell it i'm done i will throw up you're such a shit girl i am such a shit girl i need a song that says that actually like you got all those girls on tiktok they're like go piss girl no not no i'm gonna take a shit right now so i've actually like self-diagnosed um lactation i'm lactose you lactation and lactose are so different so different anytime I have dairy I like shit my lactation means your titties are making milk you know that right lactose is sick yes here we go okay so lactose intolerant yes i'm lactose intolerant too are you really dairy makes me shit my pants but you gotta think here is the key to staying skinny i mean hey that's what i'm saying you can like hide any kind of cracks so when starts blowing too hard you're gone gone floating away in the wind honey i have a place to take you oh where's that stripper store we went johnny oh dude i had a fucking filled day in there the other night i was like why'd you think of me i mean thank you you said you like skirts and stuff i do like mini skirt yeah honestly they probably have some good show clothes they did low key because you kind of want something a little bit out there for shows You know that blue jean outfit you tried on? Oh, that would look so cute on me. That would look so fucking cute on you. Everything she put on, like, looks so normal. I put it on. Stripper. I was like, my cheeks are falling out. You might have a dog too, huh? She's more like of a, I'm going to be covered up. I'll wear a crop top, you know. don't have nothing hanging out now me on the other hand i love i love hanging out i fucking love it i mean if you got it flaunt it i can agree because at one time in your life you're not gonna have it anymore exactly 10 years from now my titties could be touching my toes who knows that but not today my brother so i'm gonna get out there and you know i can agree with ours holy shit i just glitched i'm on so little sleep right now um Also, it makes me really happy making people mad about what I wear. Like, one of my favorite comments to get is people being like, you skank, you're a slut, country music hates you because you're such a slut. And I'm like, no, they actually fucking love my ass cheeks hanging out. Do those, though. Suck that. Tell my billboard charting song to... Gobble my cock like you know has anyone been like not open arms to you in the country music industry I think the hardest win over has been fans. Honestly, like I have Either fans fucking love me or they fucking hate me and they can't they like they hate that i'm in country but it's good because it feels right and i feel like you understand that they're mad that i'm pop country a lot of like down the middle bro country fans are like fuck off you're not country yeah and i'm like well cool i make pop music that's country i make country music that's pop like it's doesn't really fucking matter there's good music and there's bad music if you don't like it that's so fine but just shut the fuck up you yeah and that's why like the award last night felt really fucking good because it was like i eat my dick you know literally gobble my dick yeah it was it's really good we didn't hear about sitting there and i was like oh oh yeah because like you deserve that you're a young girl and you deserve that thanks i couldn't tell you the last young girl i know that has made it in like the country industry yeah it's hard and you're new to it it's hard so i'm like i'm kind of rooting for you you know thanks it felt it felt good i mean the country industry has been so so kind to me like seriously all like the outlets and labels and publishers and like people just in the industry i don't know i feel like they they really fuck with my songwriting and me as a person and so they just like have been really kind but the fans have been really hard it's funny like the fans have been the really hard part about this that's kind of the same deal with me like all the celebrities i've met they're the you nicest people you could ever meet they're always just rooting for you now you get to the fans they're like fuck you you cock sucking bitch and i'm like and you're like holy shit and it's always the girls that have like love one another christian jonah 942 you know he's saying that i have one of those that commented on my stuff and i like clicked her profile and it was like like a i mean a bible but like on the internet was what her account was and i was like you Kayla Ashley's mama, churchgoer, and it's like shut the f-like what are you talking about right now? It's crazy. maybe 50 year old men in their mom's basements yeah that have no profile picture yes and they have like 20 followers yes i'm like are you that miserable with your life you have to make somebody else let's let's think about like why does that affect us like we look at these people being like you're nobody you're nobody i'm never gonna meet you this doesn't affect my life at all but that one comment gets our attention so much more than the millions being like you're so cool you're so pretty i love your music all this stuff i'm bad about that you know it sucks like i um I don't know. Because then you think about, like, well, what have I done to you, you know? Yeah. Like, I'm just a girl doing, like, living my dreams. I have the balls to chase after what I want to do with my life. Unlike you and your parents'basement. Yeah. Driving a broke-down car. So, fuck you, Steve. Yeah, Brad. Steve's better than Brad. Brad's a hot name. Yeah. Steve. Like Brad Pitt? Mm. That's kind of something I look at, too, though. Like, when I do, like, my Snapchat stuff, and I'll, like, swipe up and see, like, the, I guess, replies. And they'll, like, be funny. Some girl called me a frog the other day, and I was like, frog? Frog? frog no wait a minute that's a new one like would you ever swipe up on someone's story and be like ugh frog like you would never do that i would never do that either like what is wrong with you like why are you so mad at how like my success i'm doing good and like something good happened to me for once in my life and you're so bitter you're having to call me a fucking frog yeah fuck you and your greasy ass hair that's right i've seen that shit bitch i've seen that shit wash your hair dry shampoo honey exactly yeah good day get out of my face yeah it's kind of funny last night someone was calling one of my friends fat from the carpet and i oh girl clap back i'm like there's some shit that i'm just like literally no literally no um yeah how often do you think you comment back to people maybe like two times a week i think it's funny when i do it i'm not like intending to be like a asshole or anything sometimes i comment back like really sarcastic things i'm like oh my god thank you so much or like no that's the best way to do it yeah you kind of have to kill him with kindness she got this dm last night and it was like so detailed and so he was like please have me on the podcast So I can get famous for a dumbass reason like your friend did. That was the very last sentence after this long paragraph. And I was like, okay, I'm going to give him props. That was pretty fucking funny. You're like, good ending. Because you weren't expecting it. Yeah. How's your mental health been? Ooh, let's not go there. Oh. Ugh. Well, my mental health is always all over the place, but it gets worse when it starts getting like colder out, I guess you could say. Yeah, she's on depression and stuff. But I don't acknowledge it. I try not to. Yeah. Like the more attention I bring to it, the more I'm like, like this more. I felt it this morning. Really? Everybody was like looking at me. They're like, something's wrong with her. I was like, oh my God, quit fucking looking at me. Shit. I felt it this morning. I also didn't have coffee to like fuck me up either. So, sorry, I said fuck a lot there. Me too. But, it's good for the most, part until like the seasons start changing yeah and i get like down the dumps a little bit i don't know i get kind of quiet but has like everything that's happened like affected yeah damn what about like since everything has happened okay since everything has happened you've handled it pretty well so like for the most part roll off your shoulders that's the i mean we just met today but i feel like like that's kind of your vibe you're just like whatever sometimes yeah okay if you read like some mean shit like on an off day you're like damn yeah what if they're right yeah then i'm like you know what what if they're right shit fucks me up that's what where my head goes and that's when i get really sad i'm like you get like too caught up on yourself you're like damn i'm gonna be the reason i like i'm like do i actually suck at singing i'm like oh fuck am i just being lied to everything yeah yeah okay but that award says a lot so you should never question yourself I am such a fucking fan of Morgan Wallens. If I could have like one feature happen Morgan. I literally would make it Morgan. That would-maybe y'all should write like a breakup song together. Yeah. You know how to play the piano? I sure do. I think you need to hit the piano in this bitch. You think so? Yes. Me and Morgan on piano? Yeah. I hate that my dogs are just out. And then maybe like-I'm just so sorry. Maybe like you can like cast like a love story after this. yeah maybe you can are you good at playing the piano like not your own horn about that yeah i mean not not great but i can totally hold my own maybe like you can win him over you want me to win morgan waller i don't know if i think he's like i mean i think he's cute but i don't know if i would go i think there's other people i would go for first but also but also oh is this a conversation for after i want to tell you so much but i cannot tell it on this podcast We'll be back for y'all later. We'll be back for y'all later. We'll get to that after. Yeah. Because I'm itching to know. No, I need to tell you. I'm fucking somebody so good. I'm like. No, it's like really good tea. If you tell me Keith Urban, I'm leaving. No, no. Like I will walk out of this bitch myself. The man is married. He's like dad to me. He and I perform. together a couple months ago yeah he was like the first big artist to reach out and like hype me up like that yeah during cma fest we sang austin during a show he's up it was sick he's so fucking cool yeah that's why last night like he did a i know oh my god last night he performed on the show and i'm sitting front row and no one was giving him a standing ovation but like that was genuinely my favorite performance of the night he's such a good songwriter and i'm standing there and we had a moment we're pointing at each other and i was like he's i love him so much he's worked really hard to get where he's at yeah So, I don't know if I'm allowed to say this. Like, the media prep lady we had. Yeah, what is it? That one time. She told us a lot of stuff about him. She told us not to speak on it. What, about Keith? It's good stuff, though. Huh? Wait, a media trainer told you what? She's talking about Keith Urban. What about it? Like, he's just worked really hard to get where he's at. Yeah. Like, he's such a peanut, and I just want to, like, pinch him even more now. Where is he at? I want to meet. This has been, like, the most hyped up reveal ever. I want to meet Pookie so bad. He kind of looks like a rattle. Oh! Oh! You said my man looks like a rat. You know Jamie, I'm just gonna lay this out here since you wanna throw that. I thought you were gay the first time I met you. You said that. You said our exes looked like rats, so. Yeah. No, my exes. Mine too. Yeah. I can't. What if Pookie looks like a rat? What if this whole time Pookie's been the rat? Pookie is the rat. Huh? Pookie's not a rat. Pookie kinda looks like me. but there's like a whole like article about how it's the summer of rat boys i feel like it is because of barry and like timothy chalamet timothy looks like flushed away rat oh yeah straight up but hot no he is hot but like hot i never would have seen that comparison if you wouldn't have seen isn't it is this a kylie i doubt it are they together they weren't i mean i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i have no idea they were for like still be together they were like it was like a whole thing for a second and now i just kind of pipe down i thought i haven't seen anything about it though i feel like it must be really hard as a mother date what let me just go ahead oh my god anymore wine can i have a refill we're fucking soulmates yeah i kind of like getting called white trash Because it means we don't really give a fuck. I know, I'm white trash and what about it? Yeah, me too. It's all good. I think it's healthy to be a little white trash. Oh, I want to play. You have that game. Dude, I was sitting here thinking, I was like, I think I've asked her everything that I was wondering. I was like, I wonder if anybody else has it. But now I want to play What You Do To Me. My first fuck, marry, kill is Zach Bryan, Dierks Bentley, Morgan Long. Kill Dierks. I got mine. Fuck. Morgan, marry Zach. That was exactly the same. Yeah, that makes sense to me. No. Yes. No. Marry Dierks. Fuck Dierks. I'm going to have to say marry Dierks Bentley because he was such a little peanut. And I loved his daughter when I met her. She was such a... Oh. Oh, is that mommy vibes? Okay. She was so cute. I was like, I just want to like pet her little head. I just feel like he's older. That's what drew me back. Yeah, he is. He is older. But he's dope. I love Dirk. But he's a nice guy. So I'd marry him. I'd have to kill Zach Bryan. And then I'd have to marry Morgan. No. fuck morgan wall actually would i catch something if i didn't that probably maybe no you can use protection it's all good you know what i risk having a itching and burning cooter fuck morgan wall so what are you doing you're marrying him no i'm gonna fuck him okay i know but if you okay fair enough good um fuck mary kill jess murph tate mccray sabrina carpenter this one's so weird this is so mean no but that's like my top three those are like the it girls of every right now i love jesse so much i do too i don't know if i'd marry her though she she's i think she'd be a little crazy but in like a fun way yeah like she would keep you on your toes oh you just like fucked my mind right there i don't know how to answer that i don't know if you can guys okay four way orgy that's my answer next i don't want to answer it i can't see orgy okay we're having a big orgy right yeah that's the answer for the last one is orgy i'm like can't there's no option it's gonna have to be i can't can't kill someone it's orgy like sabrina yeah girl um fuck mary kill kid laroi bryce hall matt bryce oh you can answer first yeah you go ahead i'd probably kill bryce hall first off obviously bryce i love you before i say bryce you just know this kill i'm gonna have to kill bryce yeah i love you bryce but it's kid leroy i'd probably i'd marry the roy and i'd marry matt rife i think that's my same don't get mad at me okay no i understand i understand my brother my brother i get it last one miranda lambert taylor swift dolly parton mary dolly those are like my three favorite art those are literally my mothers um oh no um i mean dolly i'm really put on the spot here i feel like i think taylor would be a really good wife but dolly would like cook you meals but taylor right love take all bitties she's got god almighty fuck I think I would... Oh my god. Okay, I would... I would kill Tyler. I would kill Miranda, sorry. I would kill Dolly. But just, I'm thinking selfishly. Like, I don't really want to fuck her. and i don't really want to marry her and i feel like i'd marry taylor and i'd fuck miranda i think she'd be like a fun one night thing you know i also agree with that i'm gonna have to oh you're changing your answer now oh no no no no no i agree with you about fucking miranda okay yeah i would have to do that because i feel like she's like crazy you know yeah i feel like i'm like yeah give me that yeah also blake shelton how'd you lose that he fucking fumbled but also him and gwen are really cute yeah sometimes love doesn't work out for the right reason and they're both remarried and they seem really happy so miranda's remarrying yeah holy shit you go girl yeah and he's really cute so is he cute or late yes I would say so. I'm gonna give you a clap, my girl. It was Taylor Swift. Okay, I'm gonna have to marry Dolly. I'm gonna fuck Miranda and kill Taylor. I feel like a dick. I like all the- Also, I don't want to, I'm not killing Taylor, but also I don't want to kill Dolly, like, as grandma. I don't want to kill Taylor either, like, her old music, like, before she owned it. I hate to say that, because, like, now she owns it. Do you not like her new stuff? I don't really like it. listened to it there was one that i really like it's all too well the 10 minute version yeah i fucking read is my favorite album maybe of all time but other than that i haven't listened to her new music i think that her songwriting is what stands her out as an artist she's such a good fucking songwriter i'm surprised she owns it now too though yeah it's so awesome and i think like it's cool seeing how it's like developed over the years like her early stuff was so youthful and her and now it's more like mature and like she's in her 30s and stuff exactly i think it's really cool that she stayed true to that oh i did have a bone to pick with you actually who do you think i had a bone to pick with you last night while i was watching tv so you said the mother of country was um shania twain shania twain yes i beg to differ well dolly is the mother of country i beg to differ who do you think reba mcintyre okay i'm a reba girl okay that's so valid love me i feel like picking one mother is so not fair i feel like there's like they've added things to the pot to make country what it is. Yes. I feel like there's multiple. I think we were five mothers maybe we could agree on. Reba, Dolly, Shania, 100%. Yes. Let's see, who else? I would even go Miranda. I think Miranda and Carrie Underwood. And Carrie. I could not agree more. worth that list i like that that's a good they're mothers you have anyone to add i think y'all covered it actually that's like yeah that's my shit right because it goes from like old you know older generation to like a little bit newer to like yeah a little newer but not too new but like miranda and carrie were like the badasses of like our parents generation you know i thought they're like you got like a good one then you got like a badass one like miranda's a badass one does not give a fuck then carrie's like the little sweetheart carrie's a sweetie but also she she has a spicy side like before he cheats was kind of what i had in my head when i was writing austin because i was like little red wagon and before he cheats were like the two songs of like i need my fucking revenge song i was so pissed really i like kerosene i'm giving up yeah the little red wagon has so much attitude yeah okay no don't don't you can't ride in my little red wagon yeah you're right i got one more question okay What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy? 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