LOOK RAJID, I'M GONNA MAKE THIS
REALLY NICE AND EASY FOR YOU. I NEED NAMES AND YOU'RE GONNA
GIVE 'EM TO ME. - YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. THIS IS ALL A HUGE MISTAKE. - BULL[bleep]! DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND
SECURITY'S BEEN MONITORING YOUR CALLS
FOR WEEKS, RAJID. WE GOT YOU. WE KNOW ABOUT YOU
AND YOUR FRIENDS. WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE A-- - TERRIERIST. I AM A TERRIERIST. WE--ME AND MY FRIENDS,
WE BREED DOGS, SPECIFICALLY TERRIERS. WE WRITE TERRIERIST FICTION. WE SPEND A GOOD DEAL OF TIME DISCUSSING POSSIBLE FUTURE
TERRIERIST PLOTS-- [groans] - HMM.
THAT'S A NICE TRY. IT REALLY IS. BUT IT'S BULL[bleep], RAJID! COME ON. IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT? NOW COME ON, I'M LISTENING. JUST TELL ME.
TELL ME. TELL ME ABOUT
THIS IMMINENT ATTACK. - WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT ATTACK? I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. - WHAT ARE YOU T--WHAT AM I
TALKING ABOUT? - I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW, HUH? HUH? I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. - I'M TELLING YOU--
NO, YOU DON'T KNOW? - I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW. - JUNE 11, RAJID. YOU SPOKE OF AN IMMINENT ATTACK. - OH, OH, YES. NO. LISTEN, THAT WAS MY FRIEND. LISTEN, HIS DOG BIT HIM.
NO. - AND I TOLD HIM,
"IF YOU DO NOT TRAIN THEM..." - NO.
"ANOTHER TERRIER ATTACK IS IMMINENT." [grunts] - SO YOU LIE
AND YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS? - I DON'T--
I'M NOT LYING TO YOU. - COME ON, RAJID.
I LIKE YOU. LET'S BE FRIENDS, HUH? NOW YOU STILL
HAVEN'T EXPLAINED TO ME WHY WE FOUND, ON THE SEARCH
ENGINE OF YOUR COMPUTER, THE WORDS "TARGET WASHINGTON"
49 TIMES. - THAT--THAT IS BECAUSE
I WAS IN D.C. FOR A DOG SHOW AND I HAD TO BUY A SQUEEZY TOY,
A BIRTHDAY CARD, AND SOME DEODORANT
ALL AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE. - ALL RIGHT. - YOU CAN ONLY
DO THAT AT TARGET. - YEAH, OKAY. I SEE HOW YOU WANNA PLAY THIS. - [groans] - THIS IS NOT A CASE
OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY, RAJID, AND YOU KNOW IT! WE'VE HEARD THE CONVERSATIONS
BETWEEN YOU AND JAFAR. WHERE YOU DISCUSSING YOUR HATRED
OF AMERICAN IDEALS. - NO, NO, IDOLS. AMERICAN IDOLS! I-I HATE THEM. THEY PERFORMED<i> DANCING QUEEN.</i> IT WAS A DESECRATION TO ABBA. MY FAVORITE BAND. - WE GOT YOU ON TAPE
REFERRING TO JAFAR AS ONE OF THE ARCHITECTS OF-- - 7-ELEVEN! IT WAS 7-ELEVEN! JAFAR--HE DESIGNS
CONVENIENCE STORES. - 7-ELEVEN? OH, [bleep]. - WILSON, 65 DOGS JUST ATTACKED
THE CAPITOL BUILDING. - WERE THEY TERRIERS? - HOW DID YOU KNOW? - [bleep]! - PRAISE ABBA.